I mean considering the one general was the only one ready to fight back I'm not surprised their president and militia did nothing before the full invasion to prepare for such a disaster 🙄
I like the ending parts, like when you are showing the scoreboard, the Martian UFO is zapping the Taj Mahal to smithereens, and how another UFO zaps the human heads on Mount Rushmore into Martian heads. You're the best death count channel in my opinion.
I started laughing really hard when I saw how Danny Devito's character dies in this movie getting electrocuted along with getting vaporized by the martian weapon and going up in a puff of smoke in the shape of a mushroom cloud was really hilarious especially when he was trying to bribe the martian with his Rolex watch.
Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear... A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business. In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'. Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing. The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'! 🤣🤣🤣
You should have done a fake-out where you give a point for Byron lying on the runway after being attacked by the group of Martians, then taken a point away when it turns out he's still alive at the end
4:13, I've heard of being Back-Stabbed by someone before, but this is really ridiculous! He LITTLERLY got Back-Stabbed by a Hand with a mind of its own right now.
The landmark casino is the first building to have it's demolition filmed for a movie, I can nearly think of any other building that had it's demolition used for a movie
Yeah I noticed that. It's surprising how much of the humour in the film is actually really subtle and in the background. For example, the mere fact that the Whitehouse are watching Sarah Jessica Parker's coverage of the landing, instead of Michael J Fox's news programme. Or the fact that they cast Jack Nicholson twice and killed off both characters, because the studio said you can't kill him off.
You gotta love the fact at 0:31 that the U.S Tanks depicted in the Movie are Actually Soviet Tanks (T-54/55), and yes i know there were Genuine M41 Bulldogs as well (a American Light Tank)
I firmly believe that this movie was made only for the purpose of selling toy ray guns to children. I didn’t know that Despicable Me stole a scene from 2:36
I remember being at a family member’s house when I was a kid and this movie was playing. I was so freaked out by it, I seriously think this scared me more than anything else from my childhood. I randomly thought about it the other day so I had to search for what this movie was.
Meanwhile in an alternate universe: Yautja leader: yes, while your race is quick to anger i do believe we can instead form an alliance between our two clans to eliminate the human race and rule the galaxy. What do you say? (Various Martians murmuring "ack-ack") Martian leader (with a tranlastor): your proposition is indeed intriguing, we accept! (Various roars and ack acks)
@@maxluoma-aho9192 A Xenomourph infestation… in the comics the entirety of Earth will all its hyper advanced technology was destroyed and they had to abandon it. I’ll take Predators anyway over Xenomourphs. Quick death and Yautja usually travel solo. Plus they respect a fair kill if you manage to kill one. In other words, kill one Predator, you’ve won. Kill one Xenomourph, the hives got plenty more.
1:48, I really don't think that would've count as a Kill in this film, because those Scouts already moved outta the way before that Washington Monument landed on the ground, just afew inches away from the Scouts who were still running away right now, which you can CLEARLY see on the screen right now. I just wanted to point that one out.
It's odd how one of the Martians (dressed as a lady) just whacked him on the head with a trophy to kill him instead of using that Ray thing to zap his skin off and left him as a skeleton corpse.
So, the Martians uses a space heat ray to shoot at earthlings and their skin turns to dust, but the skeletons (from its human owner) remains on most areas on earth? That's quite a doozy of a death scene (more than that). But the only ones who weren't affected by the ray was the president, the tiny general/soldier (that got squished), the two people that got chopped into peices in the ship during the ending of the film, another member of the army got stabbed by a robotic hand with a sharp tail thingy, and the guy who got clobbered by a trophy from one of the Martians from this movie (I'm actually reffering to the ones who experianced other ways to get killed by the Martians without a ray being shot at them)!
i think a dinosaurs attack movie would be pretty cool does anybody know that card series, it got a comic in 1991 and then the comic series was finished in 2013 by IDW
Devon Tennison is currently writing American Pie's version of Mars Attacks starring Shannon Elizabeth as Natalie Portman,Jason Biggs as Richie,Tania Raymonde as Sara Jessica Parker,Sean William Scott as Art,Shermanator as Martin Short,Devon Tennison as Jack Skellington Edwards Sciorr Hands and Nayomi Rodriguez as Sally Edward Sciorr Hands making toy weapons to kill Martians,and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Pierce Broson vs the victims from horror movies in 2007-2017 as Martians.Mars Attacks is one of Devon Tennison as Cookie Masterson Stifler Indiana Jones and Cookie Masterson Hobbit Stifler's favorite hilarious,amazing and incredible Tim Burton movies.Devon Tennison's #1 favorite Tim Burton movie is Nightmare before Christmas will Shannon Elizabeth as Jordan Kramer / Jigsaw lurkig around every other hoilday other than just Halloween,Halloween,Halloween,Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.
1:24 the skeleton is facepalming
Aw man not again.
When you pay to win but lose instead
ZohebGaming//Roblox, it knows that it’s in a bad movie
Yep I saw that
1:07 what about the skeleton running in the background? Lol
2:19 I like how literal children are better at killing the aliens instead of US soldiers and security
@Xavier the memer They be playin cod zombies
One of the children is Ray J who would become famous for the sex tape with Kim K.
And moms say videogames are useless
I mean considering the one general was the only one ready to fight back I'm not surprised their president and militia did nothing before the full invasion to prepare for such a disaster 🙄
I like soldiers, mercenaries, security guards and rebels their my favourite gun 🔫 fighters.
Moral of the Movie: Never trust a warmongering and militaristic aliens.
Be Master chief-117, Be the Space Marines, Be Doomslayer.
*laughs in Crypto-137*
*We have alian targets 5 clicks south*
Pathetic Humans!
First confirmed target!
@@chaosinsurgency8918 you expect me to beg human?
Martian: Kills dog
Keanu Reeves: That's some mad bullhonkey from someone in ending entire species distance
Say's the lizard who hates all life.
😠😠😠😠😠😠kill me yes kill dog or cat no
…
@@gayjojofan1905 true 682 hates all life forms
@@gabrijel5648 the new picture for 682 is very ugly
0:53 worst soldier in the world
Yeah, Jack Black shouldn't quit his day job
Jack Black as a soldier kinda looked like Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket
I'd just like to point out the facepalming skeleton at 1:24
How dare you disrespect our troops
ZacAttack763 Main Ughhhh hate aliens lol
Martians are literally just the tau from wh40k
1. They suck at close ranges combat
2. They really only fight at long range
3. Lost against humans
Where’s my heavy flamer
I need two bolters for this heresy
Stormtroopers thi
Plus.- They have ridicolous deaths.
Humans Die
Me:Meh
Dog dies
Me:OH ITS ON BRAIN BALL
Good that they killed the dog murder
*Humans have summoned John Wick *
Aliens: Say sike right now.
So what? Would you rather it be a Baby?
KIDS GON DIE TONIGHT
JDPlayzYT ikr
1:24 When you're so disappointed that you continue to face palm even when you're dead.
E
E
True
*god why did we even took him to the court
fucking funny 🤣
Great count as always. Hard to believe this movie came out some 21 years ago and still holds up well (for a satire) today.
It's pretty insane how time flies by.
This movie is kinda insanely funny! More of a comedy more than alien horror.
Now it's 22 years
ghost gaming now it’s been 23 years
Kinda want Dead Meat to do This? To explain the movie
I like the ending parts, like when you are showing the scoreboard, the Martian UFO is zapping the Taj Mahal to smithereens, and how another UFO zaps the human heads on Mount Rushmore into Martian heads. You're the best death count channel in my opinion.
I bet James A. Janissse would totally do a Kill Count on this soon
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 That depends on if his fans suggest it in his comments.
@@ek9509 Ok
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 We could be two examples.
@@ek9509 Seems fair
4:48 Oscar winning special effects
Nile Force soo tru
Ikr
Man. This is 1996 not 2019
And our phones is more powerful than their technology
I mean, for its time they were good
I started laughing really hard when I saw how Danny Devito's character dies in this movie getting electrocuted along with getting vaporized by the martian weapon and going up in a puff of smoke in the shape of a mushroom cloud was really hilarious especially when he was trying to bribe the martian with his Rolex watch.
3:30 RIP Danny DeVito
TheHotFalafel who?
This is because he drop his condom, and he coudnt protect his magnum dong.
@@thealmightycornholioisback7240 You can't read?
*_noBoDY caN eAT mEe_*
I’m the trash man
How to effectively deal with an alien invasion:
1. Blast bad music into their ears.
2. Hire an army of kids.
Lol blast nba young boy music
0:04
3:59
3:44
2:19
Only two kids can save the world!
Yeah that’s what I thought kids always survive stuff XD
Two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear...
A Mexican...armada shows up. With weapons made from to- tomatoes. And you better betch'ur bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business.
In! 'Alien...Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers...Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running...in a Van from an...Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie'.
Hold on! There's more. Old women are comin'! And they're also in the movie and they're gonna come...and cross...attack...these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.
The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and...and they're gonna...it's called 'Two Brothers' ...'Two Brothers'...it's just called 'Two Brothers'!
🤣🤣🤣
The Games...
I mean they are the smartest the took the aliens gun
Nice man rick and morty
0:53 this soldier worse than a cod player playing his first match
That soldier was jack black
Even I play CoD better than him. And I suck!
All becase of a bird
They were already going to invade it. It's just the birds that got them triggered
It's like they shot the bird at them!
I'll find my way out
they didn't invade cause the bird, the invaded cause they're a bunch of psychopathic pricks with a cruel sense of humor
Poor dog😢😭
gabe prentiss lol
1:34
Ok wtf , first a bird than a dog and than a bird again wtf!
Animal cruelty.
I agree with you.
And I thought killing most of the humans was scary and bad enough!
•DatWhiteCat• Channel. Same
Crazy.
Then* fucking tard
They want to kill everything on land
1:05 -Hey, do you need a hand?
Mr. Peabody: This is no time for puns! Even good ones.
Wah waaaah.
Dyego Santos XD
Word play nice.😀😌👏👍😂😅😆
XD NICE
This movie was so scary as a kid. And the animals getting vaporized were the only ones that are really upsetting
That's not a very nice thing to say about the American senate.
Yes definitely both the 100 cows, crow, dog and parrot.
1:14 when I saw this scene literally had the old lady's reaction too. They weren't fucking around and THIS is how you knew.
In other words, george Bush holds the high score still in the 21st century.
Xendrius
r/cursedcomments
Final destination be like: are you challenging
How are you still relevant?
@@JJMDthelilypod Because 1: Illuminati is relevant.
2: They demonetized and shadowbanned my channel 3 years ago when they partnered with google.
You should have done a fake-out where you give a point for Byron lying on the runway after being attacked by the group of Martians, then taken a point away when it turns out he's still alive at the end
2:19
*KIDS* the finest warrior of mankind
\୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨ /
So this is what the government had in mind when we fought in World War 3
1:08 lol the running skeleton.
I just now noticed that.
4:15 I'm on the highway to hell! xD
0:25
“we come in peace, lol no we don’t”
Honestly, this could have been so much darker cause in the card game, they had giant insects
fr could've leaned towards an R rating
3:22 lol the aliens want tooo
Tim Burton, as always, never disappoints us. Even in sci-fi he still rocks.
The part where those two boys grab some of the alien's guns and zap THEM back to give those 4 aliens a taste of their own medicine is second to none.
0:33 the military had one job.
And it already blew it.
No pun intended!
Makes me wonder what if Tim Burton made "Dinosaurs Attack!" Into a movie?
To violent. Have you seen the gore
@luis gameprays vs haters no one asked you douchebag
@@jamesbartlett152 Yes. What's the problem with an R-rating?
Probably see the ultimate evil first
He was going to do it but decided to do mArs attacks
4:51
"But that still only counts as one!"
War of the worlds: The Martians died by a disease
Mars attacks: *orchestra intensifies*
4:13, I've heard of being Back-Stabbed by someone before, but this is really ridiculous!
He LITTLERLY got Back-Stabbed by a Hand with a mind of its own right now.
He was back handed
@@georgeloudonkingofdoctorwh1754 Ha
3:28
“Take it go ahead! It’s a Rolex!”
Alien #87: nope
3:33
Alien #87: Haha loser. *REKT*
1:53 : That's a ratter dark humor you have here Mr.Counts. :)
Funfact: the building that collapsed is an actual demolition being demolished
Really?
I had no clue.
It's a demolition being demolished? That's one demolished building!
@@theuniversewithin2065 I agree
The landmark casino is the first building to have it's demolition filmed for a movie, I can nearly think of any other building that had it's demolition used for a movie
If there was one good quote to describe this movie it would be “So anyway, I started blasting!” Lol
Cars 3 (2017) carnage counts
lucholucha YT oh yea baby that movie it to gross and bloody
Goriest Shit I've ever seen
Stop it get some help
He should do it it was so gory
That movie's so violent,man.
Is anyone going to talk about the running skeleton at 1:08??
Momentum? 😉😁
Ok, of all my years watching this movie I just noticed it. That is fucking funny.
Yeah I noticed that. It's surprising how much of the humour in the film is actually really subtle and in the background.
For example, the mere fact that the Whitehouse are watching Sarah Jessica Parker's coverage of the landing, instead of Michael J Fox's news programme.
Or the fact that they cast Jack Nicholson twice and killed off both characters, because the studio said you can't kill him off.
Lesson learned
Never ever release a bird when negotiating with aliens for a peace treaty
A hand-shake would've been better!
You gotta love the fact at 0:31 that the U.S Tanks depicted in the Movie are Actually Soviet Tanks (T-54/55), and yes i know there were Genuine M41 Bulldogs as well (a American Light Tank)
0:37 imagine fighting Martian whose armed with laser weapon Using M1 GARAND
I mean, tbf, we clearly saw scenes of the aliens getting shot through their glass helmets and being killed by pistols. The Garand would do fine
I don't like to nit pick (maybe I've watched too much CinemaSins) but, that's an M-14. The M-1 Garand did not have an external magazine.
And you don't even try to kill them aliens with it
I firmly believe that this movie was made only for the purpose of selling toy ray guns to children.
I didn’t know that Despicable Me stole a scene from 2:36
when he crushes the martians head on 5:16, it's so dang satisfying.
I remember being at a family member’s house when I was a kid and this movie was playing. I was so freaked out by it, I seriously think this scared me more than anything else from my childhood. I randomly thought about it the other day so I had to search for what this movie was.
Looks like you found it!
Same. Even now it's weird to watch.
1:34 hOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A CRUEL THING
Aliens don't give any shit about any living beings on Earth.
ANIMAL ABUSE!
blue wolf well FUCK you too
It’s just a movie.
Hope blue wolf in this movie he will die till he burns
2:19 “This summer, play time’s over. The World-Saving Field Trip.” Get the joke?
2:17, Wait a minute, how did she not avoid that or move outta the way??
She had enough time to move before it even landed on her.
Shocked maybe
@@yugahardiyansah7492 But still, she still had enough time to move
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 my Opinion: he was so shocked that he was paralyzed to move. but still, have enough time to move.
@@HaruCanalPrimario Its a "She", not a "He".
simple opinion
she didn't ran because it's a comedy movie
3:48 The aliens reacting the justin bieber songs
Should of left the "Don't run, we are your friends."
Meanwhile in an alternate universe:
Yautja leader: yes, while your race is quick to anger i do believe we can instead form an alliance between our two clans to eliminate the human race and rule the galaxy. What do you say?
(Various Martians murmuring "ack-ack")
Martian leader (with a tranlastor): your proposition is indeed intriguing, we accept!
(Various roars and ack acks)
The Yautjas would fuck them up.
@@necroid_abriggefan9591 what about xenomorphs
@@maxluoma-aho9192 The Xenomorphs do not negotiate, only kill
@@maxluoma-aho9192 A Xenomourph infestation… in the comics the entirety of Earth will all its hyper advanced technology was destroyed and they had to abandon it. I’ll take Predators anyway over Xenomourphs. Quick death and Yautja usually travel solo. Plus they respect a fair kill if you manage to kill one. In other words, kill one Predator, you’ve won. Kill one Xenomourph, the hives got plenty more.
I mean the Yautja never wanted to exterminate humankind, they just wanted to hunt specific humans for the thrill of it.
Should of left in: "Don't run, we are your friends."
Dear god! How I do love it~When the number counter rumbles and shaes like that~It's simpy divine!
4:30 my favorite
some poor halloween costume shop must've been so shocked when a company ordered roughly 110 prop skeletons
Love this movie
👍👽👍👏👏🚀
So you like that aliens kill your family
2:26 He actually didn’t die there. He’s the secret service agent with the broken arm that gets vaporized at 4:08.
The same guy?
Then, why didn't the ray kill him the first time?
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 My guess is that you need to shoot the laser correctly otherwise it will hurt the enemy instead of killing them
@@Envicted_Edits I suppose that makes sense
3:37, Scooby-Doo Doors gag
This movie was a nightmare fuel for me when i was a kid.
4:30 This guy is so awesome 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Me to
True
Tao Lugod ok my little pony weirdo
Yea
"Rocky Music starts playing"
2:00 when your bubbles go away (minecraft)
YESSSSS!!!! I've been waiting for this! Thanks guys :)
Thanks for being patient with us!
Don't mention it. Is Gremlins on the list for Corpse Count or December?
Yeah, we're thinking a little horror for Christmas week
Kay.
2:46 Predator
Lol no it look like predator when u don't pay too much attention but it's actually the Egyptian guy
Hard to believe this movie was based on a bunch of trading cards
Yeah. Real bizarre.
@@scottylewis8124 Heya! :D
@@smithwesson1896 those are some ugly little green freaks.
@@scottylewis8124 ACK ACK
Its also the reason the us military in the movie is based off the 1950s-1960s us military
1:15 should’ve put a bunch of oof noises..
1:07, I actually saw a Skeleton running in the background!!
WHO ELSE SAW THAT??!!
Me
@@laqundrabarnett4141 That was just freaky!
“Don’t run, we are your friends”
Blows up donut shop
Shoots a bunch of people
Victor Xu not just A donut shop, It’s Randy’s Donuts
Dude, the boy scouts didn't die. The monument missed
I agree.
It should be less than that.
1:33 the only death that I’m sad about in this movie is this one (the dog)
And the budgie and dove😢
Rip to the dog
James A. Janisse wouldn't include it in the Numbers
1996: marsians attack!
2020: martians tortured by people!
Cringe comment
So this was the first time Area 51 got raided in 1996
1:48, I really don't think that would've count as a Kill in this film, because those Scouts already moved outta the way before that Washington Monument landed on the ground, just afew inches away from the Scouts who were still running away right now, which you can CLEARLY see on the screen right now.
I just wanted to point that one out.
Is 1996 the film, special effects.
@@mathiasroman5365 Do they used Special Effects to make it look like they died, when they really didn't.
Clever.
They look dead though.
@@InvasionAnimation But still, they moved outta the way just afew inches.
It's time to kick alien ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of gum 4:30
Great vid
Hahaha the shrink ray/stomp death is legendary!
The pets and animals are the ones that make me cry
Saimon Bhattarai yes poor animals 😭😭😭😢
@@thereal7808 yeah you crying for the animal but they bite us
Let's be honest, we only cry on an animal death
The aliens trying and succeeding in squashing the bunch of guys with the Washington Monument is one of funnies scenes of the entire movie imo
Killer klowns from outer space (1988) Carnage Count
+Damian388 DF So very soon.
Carnage Counts :-) 👍
Carnage Counts Ernest scared stupid
I was traumatized by this movie as a kid
2:17 get out of the way, lady
It's odd how one of the Martians (dressed as a lady) just whacked him on the head with a trophy to kill him instead of using that Ray thing to zap his skin off and left him as a skeleton corpse.
@Jeff Thompson I guess that could be it.
What about the cows in the beginning?
4:38 Ah, Sonic Warefare. We should invest in this more and keep Indian Love Call archived, just in case.
3:30 this entire movie can suck my Rolex lol
That....that somehow came out wrong and weird.
So, the Martians uses a space heat ray to shoot at earthlings and their skin turns to dust, but the skeletons (from its human owner) remains on most areas on earth?
That's quite a doozy of a death scene (more than that).
But the only ones who weren't affected by the ray was the president, the tiny general/soldier (that got squished), the two people that got chopped into peices in the ship during the ending of the film, another member of the army got stabbed by a robotic hand with a sharp tail thingy, and the guy who got clobbered by a trophy from one of the Martians from this movie (I'm actually reffering to the ones who experianced other ways to get killed by the Martians without a ray being shot at them)!
Never thought Slim Whitman would save the world
4:12 Facehugger? More like BUTTHUGGER!
If Invader Zim was rated R
Is it me or does it seem that at least one Martian didn’t even want to fight and just wanted to chill or something
1:34 THAT MAKES ME CRY😭😭😭😢😢😢
BooHoo
3:09 in this scene i always hear: 'HANDS UP!'
i think a dinosaurs attack movie would be pretty cool
does anybody know that card series, it got a comic in 1991 and then the comic series was finished in 2013 by IDW
I love IDW comics. I'm such sucker for their Mars Attacks and Godzilla Half Century War from about the same time in 2013
I love their comics too
There godzilla comics are pretty cool
I wonder why they keep asking them to hang out during there meetings. They blast the place up every time lol.
3:02 that Maurice in Paris is talking crap!
Imagine If There was a sequel to this. That would be awesome!!
4:21 what song did they used i been trying to find it
Devon Tennison is currently writing American Pie's version of Mars Attacks starring Shannon Elizabeth as Natalie Portman,Jason Biggs as Richie,Tania Raymonde as Sara Jessica Parker,Sean William Scott as Art,Shermanator as Martin Short,Devon Tennison as Jack Skellington Edwards Sciorr Hands and Nayomi Rodriguez as Sally Edward Sciorr Hands making toy weapons to kill Martians,and Eddie Kaye Thomas as Pierce Broson vs the victims from horror movies in 2007-2017 as Martians.Mars Attacks is one of Devon Tennison as Cookie Masterson Stifler Indiana Jones and Cookie Masterson Hobbit Stifler's favorite hilarious,amazing and incredible Tim Burton movies.Devon Tennison's #1 favorite Tim Burton movie is Nightmare before Christmas will Shannon Elizabeth as Jordan Kramer / Jigsaw lurkig around every other hoilday other than just Halloween,Halloween,Halloween,Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.