So true! I think the only time he uses " us" is when he is convincing his cult members that his crimes are their crimes so if he ends up in jail so will they.
** When Donald Trump was told that Mark Meadows flipped. Trump said Mark who? I never met him and besides “he’s not my type”. Adding “he’s just a blonde haired weirdo!!!”
77 years old and at least 73 or 74 after learning the alphabet and over 70 years of fluently speaking the one and only language, the former President president of us/ U.S just found out that us is spelled the same as U.S What a sad discovery!!!
The Biden/Albanese bit was hilarious. The Trail Blazers have a basketball. Avant Garde but a basketball. Great show! The Drunk Elephant bit with Stamos was great.
Another one bites the dust 🎶 Another one bites the dust 🎶 And another one gone, and another one gone Another one bites the dust 🎶 Hey, I'm gonna get Trump too 😅 Another one bites the dust 🎶
As a portlander I wondered what he'd say about the Blazer logo and I really thought "oh, probably a lollipop joke or somthing.. ours isn't that interesting.." lol thank you that was an enjoyable bit for me ❤🖤
Just a thought: Trump actually knows he’s gonna get some mileage out the that whole us/US thing cause it keeps him up front in the news and it’s kind of what makes him stand out in a political arena of nobodies.
@barcelonachair6487 Hershey's chocolate has a sour milk flavor in it on purpose. The milk product used contains butryic acid. This is what gives it the flavor of vomit. This is done on purpose to keep the flavor the same as the original recipe.
4:00 Jimmy - absolutely perfect bit after the u-s! thing. just perfect. Great monologue! that rap ‘song’ was the best i ever heard and you’re fantastic at it. 😂🤪😈 and i’m so glad you guys picked up on that, cause i didn’t see it on JK’s monologue. Happy Hallowe’en, sweetie :) 🎃🧟♀️🍪🦹🏻♂️🦸🏾♂️🍫🧛🏼🍎🎃
Did new remake of Gilligan Island. Actors being Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un, leader of Hammas. and My Pillow Man , . They're stranded on island. What happens? Use your imagination. Its like no movie you seen before, just ask Trump.
3:21 Trump.."Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart", "not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"😂😂😂
7:22 to 7:49 It looks like 69, if the two people where Siamese twins. 8:24 to 9:18 After that Jimmy Fallon gets a call from Shaggy. Jimmy: Hello? Shaggy: *finds a Shaggy-esque way of saying "I'm supposed to go on tour, but I'm not feeling good. I just watched your show, and thought you would be a perfect substitute."* Jimmy: I'd love that. Thanks. Shaggy: *finds a Shaggy-esque way of saying "You're welcome."*
what I find funny is that before he used the word us, he said he was reading. 😂
Lol that everyone bringing up Mr. Emmer’s zoom call. Almost as bad as the guy convincing us he wasn’t a cat.
😂😂😂😂
"Laughter is good medicine". Thank you
Thank you, Trump
Shaggy voice impressions was spot on but funny 😂😂😂.
Steve Higgins did it??!
We are just so proud of little donny! Soon he’ll be spelling we! And maybe even dog! The sky’s the limit on this development!
Trump never "thought" of the "US" thing cause he's used to always thinking me me me.
So true!
I think the only time he uses " us" is when he is convincing his cult members that his crimes are their crimes so if he ends up in jail so will they.
Pluto
That's Correct😊
I, me, mine.
...gee, wait until he realizes there's a "RUMP" in Trump and he'll be grabbing himself
The GOP: HELP!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the Aussie bit tho.. funny cause its true 😂😂😂
** When Donald Trump was told that Mark Meadows flipped. Trump said Mark who? I never met him and besides “he’s not my type”. Adding “he’s just a blonde haired weirdo!!!”
Jimmy, you put a smile on my face 😂. I like such programs, you are irreplaceable in commenting ❤️👍
3:24 Picked that up... The US magazine... off of the coffee table.😂
77 years old and at least 73 or 74 after learning the alphabet and over 70 years of fluently speaking the one and only language, the former President president of us/ U.S just found out that us is spelled the same as U.S
What a sad discovery!!!
fluently? that would mean trump knows what his words Mean.
My prediction…Trump is gonna use that US line for a loooong time to come.
You could almost see the giant lightbulb appear when he initially said it.
The face cream joke was stupid funny lol 😂
The Biden/Albanese bit was hilarious. The Trail Blazers have a basketball. Avant Garde but a basketball. Great show! The Drunk Elephant bit with Stamos was great.
The candelabra joke was my favorite 😂
2 lawyers flipped in trump today's and it's only Tuesday! Wait til Friday ✌🏾🤣
Whoever did the shaggy voice was hilarious 😂
The world is watching, how off the rails is this going to get?
Oh yes!!!! US, "us" Us-tupid guy!!! Thanks Jimmy you are the best!!!
Blazers has the MOST basketball logo, each color is 5 lines, it represents two teams playing 5 on 5 😢😂
there is a vast difference between the Australian and New Zealand accent - think Brooklyn versus Tennessee
There isn't a "vast difference" there's a slight difference and there isn't one Australian accent
Wow , 70 years and he just learned what U.S. stands for .
He most definitely does NOT know what the U.S. stands for.
If no one's done it yet, play the basketball song part at 2x speed. It's WAY better😂
For someone who only knows me and I, it took him intil now to spell us
Good evening jimmy fallon fans
Jimmy💜💜💜💜💜
Another one bites the dust 🎶
Another one bites the dust 🎶
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust 🎶
Hey, I'm gonna get Trump too 😅
Another one bites the dust 🎶
Whoa, Jimmy might actually be the best of the late night crew with impressions 😵
I should add that the writing is substantially better this episode than the standard Tonight show. Good job!
In Portland, we call it a pinwheel. No one knows why, but it looks pretty cool on a T-shirt.
Kept waiting for a pokeball joke about the "basketball" logo song
As a portlander I wondered what he'd say about the Blazer logo and I really thought "oh, probably a lollipop joke or somthing.. ours isn't that interesting.." lol thank you that was an enjoyable bit for me ❤🖤
❤ I made it back up tonight!! Yea!! Loved the show and "laughter" is great medicine"
I imagine those people hoarding raisins just for Halloween
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Thank for all the laughs Jimmy's great show.
Is Jimmy implying that Joe exotic was Putin's body double? Lol that accent
“That impression is so old Ashton Kutcher is trying to marry it”
Man I missed this show every moning but could totally understand the strike of the writers. Glad they made a deal.
Amazing Shaggy 😂😂😂
Trump’s never thought of anyone but himself. He had to look-up "us"
He really doesn’t pay his lawyers?
There are probably 42 million functioning basketballs in the US. Why sing all that?
Circus peanut 😂😂😂😂😂
Hey, when he campaigns in Maine, he just might see that the postal abbreviation for the state is "ME."
The News in Pictures was so on point
Trump and Cohen were in the same room after 5 years… but they could be in the same prison room for the next five. 😀
Home Depot? That's nothing.
The guys go down 2 octaves at Lowes......
If I wear a full, leather toolbelt, I can sing the bass line in a barbershop quartet!
“Us = U.S.” just wait till he finds out about Oklahoma!!
I would say something like after getting high “you know I was reading something and it had us and boom!! I thought of the US….A”
Please You don't forget silk pijamas, Please! 😅😂
Loved the basketball rap.
Trump learned how to spell I yesterday
Donald Chump, "I have the bigliest words.....and I can count to ten🤪👍
Not ten five tops. The other hand is used to touch the one he is counting.
Just a thought: Trump actually knows he’s gonna get some mileage out the that whole us/US thing cause it keeps him up front in the news and it’s kind of what makes him stand out in a political arena of nobodies.
For a minute there I was considering sending a thank you for dropping the we post segment, and then 🤮.. you did it again.. otherwise- great monologue
“Helmet?” It’s called a hard hat.
Actually a hard hat is a helmet.
3:19 The funny thing is ... this is not even taken out of context! He really meant what he's saying here. Holy s... 🤣
Love your channel
Imagine the upside down Tom is most normal person #GOP can nominate for speaker and still not have the votes to win🤣😂
Anyone else think Higgins seems checked out ever since they got back?
It’s a poke ball !!!
Gotta catch em all!
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Am i the only one who thought everyone realized the whole U.S. and us thing when they were in grade school?😂
Do you know that Paul McCartney is 81? Mick Jaguar is 80. Both of them are going strong!!! Stop with the old jokes, please!!
Lol. It's a pinwheel! Blazers fo life!
Next thing you know, Trump would realize the first letter of each country in the northern continent spells something.
Albanese sounded like a Kiwi...close nuf!
I thought Tariq had a pokie ball 😂😂😂
Jimmy missed an opportunity on that basketball song!
🎶Jimmy what you say you can't play basketball🎶
I love hearing the band's laugh
The
Emmer is Dutch for 'bucket' and you know what happens with a bucket when it's held upside down.
I can't wait until his declaration of genius at discovering the origin of Uncle Sam.
I'll show how Love scene is at the shade of The Sun. 🔆👑♌
Albanese - pronounced - Al ban easy - or Albo (Elbow) as Australians call him.
We post is dumb.
'US' is spelled 'You *ss'
It’s not that bad for Americans that chocolate becomes more expensive, there’s hardly any chocolate in their chocolate. 😂
I tried some of their Hershey's because people say it's so good, and that is not what I call chocolate.
@barcelonachair6487 Hershey's chocolate has a sour milk flavor in it on purpose. The milk product used contains butryic acid. This is what gives it the flavor of vomit. This is done on purpose to keep the flavor the same as the original recipe.
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4:00 Jimmy - absolutely perfect bit after the u-s! thing. just perfect.
Great monologue! that rap ‘song’ was the best i ever heard and you’re fantastic at it. 😂🤪😈
and i’m so glad you guys picked up on that, cause i didn’t see it on JK’s monologue.
Happy Hallowe’en, sweetie :) 🎃🧟♀️🍪🦹🏻♂️🦸🏾♂️🍫🧛🏼🍎🎃
Jimmy is about to drop a rap album.
See how smart is it only took him seventy years plus to achieve it😂
Ppl lookin like they’re like me, no clue what candelabras are.
jimmy didn't have to go THAT hard on the basketball rap
I love this. Thank:)
Its a Pokemon ball!!!
So clever. U .S... get it. Genius
TFG is eat up with VD.
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I said Norway 🇳🇴
When they showed the audience, some of them. Good grief. Did they pull these guys off the street? They didn't look like they even wanted to be there.
How do you spell LAX?
There's U.S. and us pumpkin 🎃 45
I mistakenly believe trump has graduated from elementary school.
The u s spells us. That's why you're gonna do my time...
Did new remake of Gilligan Island. Actors being Trump, Putin, Kim Jong Un, leader of Hammas. and My Pillow Man , . They're stranded on island. What happens? Use your imagination. Its like no movie you seen before, just ask Trump.
3:21 Trump.."Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart", "not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"😂😂😂
is that produced in fallons garage? lol
7:22 to 7:49 It looks like 69, if the two people where Siamese twins.
8:24 to 9:18 After that Jimmy Fallon gets a call from Shaggy.
Jimmy: Hello?
Shaggy: *finds a Shaggy-esque way of saying "I'm supposed to go on tour, but I'm not feeling good. I just watched your show, and thought you would be a perfect substitute."*
Jimmy: I'd love that. Thanks.
Shaggy: *finds a Shaggy-esque way of saying "You're welcome."*
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Why do they never do any Biden jokes? There are so many...
Yhea but the trump ones are hilarious 😂 😅😂
Must've resurrected Johnny's writers.
Go Blazers!