Mortal Kombat 11 : Kano All Intro Dialogues

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  • @Chaft015
    @Chaft015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Kano pissed everywhere on Earthrealm and Outworld, technically he's the owner of those now.
    he'll name this new kingdom austrealm.

    • @Chaft015
      @Chaft015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @danielite autismo thx m8

    • @musicsyndrome1413
      @musicsyndrome1413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Bloke's gotta mark his territory

    • @cinnalavender3792
      @cinnalavender3792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's actually Japanese mixed American lol but he speaks Cockney English. Just saying he doesn't sound a little Australian.

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chaft015 XD

    • @UshankaMaster
      @UshankaMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Austrealm, the kingdom of BBQ

  • @CobraCraig88
    @CobraCraig88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    “Why aren’t we mates Raiden?”
    “Perhaps your life of sin And licentiousness.”
    “.....yeah that could be it.”

    • @Straswa
      @Straswa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol Poor Kano.

    • @john45227
      @john45227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      17:10 for those who wanna see that bit

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@john45227 👑

  • @Mr.Drew70
    @Mr.Drew70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    “Would you settle for me sausage?”

  • @Redwill85
    @Redwill85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Kanos voice acting, and look in this game is just utter perfection.

  • @theyolospino2.040
    @theyolospino2.040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    04:31
    *"you sound like a sh*tass american tourist"*
    my favorite line in this game

    • @ucf2015
      @ucf2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Even crooks are critics these days....

    • @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562
      @healthybeautynutricioncoac4562 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He got offended because Cassie said shrimp instead of Prawns

  • @fffizzed
    @fffizzed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    17:59 “would u settle for me sausage” gotta love Kano

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have now using this as my new pickup line

    • @imbat-wayne972
      @imbat-wayne972 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      18:00

  • @elementalcolors4977
    @elementalcolors4977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "Uncle Kano" has such a funny ring to it and I love it lmao!

  • @kommiekoathanger1418
    @kommiekoathanger1418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Mad respect for kano’s va and how amazing his Aussie accent is

    • @williampulfer-melville8536
      @williampulfer-melville8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Especially when you find out that J.B. Blanc was born in France and lived most of his life in England before he moved to America to start a career in voice acting

    • @mcmlii.v
      @mcmlii.v ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@williampulfer-melville8536I loved him as Bane in Arkham Origins.

    • @williampulfer-melville8536
      @williampulfer-melville8536 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@mcmlii.voh yes and Blanc also voiced Alfred Pennyworth in Beware the Batman

    • @G1000-r5c
      @G1000-r5c 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@williampulfer-melville8536 also Saxton Hale from tf2

  • @vampirebunny2180
    @vampirebunny2180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “I could eat a peach for hours ~”
    Hot DAMN

  • @bokesshha
    @bokesshha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Fun fact:
    Kano and Saxton hale share the same voice actor (JB Blanc), he actually voiced shit ton of characters, and I noticed he has a thing for voicing Australians

    • @Old_Hickory_Jackson
      @Old_Hickory_Jackson ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEE!!

    • @GrassiestGrassy
      @GrassiestGrassy ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Strange. He says “Piece of piss”, and that is a term used by the sniper from Team Fortress 2 (the game Saxton Hale is from).

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GrassiestGrassy THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL PIECE OF PISS, YA BLOODY FRUIT SHOP OWNERS

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@GrassiestGrassy that definitely is a line sniper says in TF2, usually when he gets doused in jarate by an enemy sniper.
      Now realizing that Hale's actor plays kano, it makes all the more sense to me at how well JB Blanc plays a bogan. Although hale is definitely the more entertaining Aussie in my opinion

    • @anotherreloadanimator9701
      @anotherreloadanimator9701 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I literally imagined Saxton saying these lines, that's awesome!

  • @asterixpicasso309
    @asterixpicasso309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    For me Kano’s one of the characters that actually doesn’t really fear anyone and can actually punish everyone if they try to mess with him. Evil, but pretty fair Black Dragon’s leader, no matter what.

    • @assassingamer5983
      @assassingamer5983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      With how fucked the story is (kotal kahn getting his ass whooped by kung jin. Shinnok and cassie. Shao kahn and kitana) wouldn't be surprised if kano could do that at this point-

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But he cannot Fight, he's just a Thug with weapons and tech.

    • @SHINXANTA
      @SHINXANTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@InvestedGman Dude is has actually been decently trained in three types of combat. He’s put a scar on Sub-Zero’s face, and not many others can claim that. And he’s not too crazy, so if he’s not afraid to practically threaten everyone in the game, including gods, I suspect that he might partially be able to do some damage to them. Kabal has actual powers and still chooses to follow him, even after Kano already tried to kill him.

    • @InvestedGman
      @InvestedGman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SHINXANTA And yet he still can't beat Sonya even when it takes 2 of him to try and he still gets his Ass kicked and killed by her.

    • @saekisadako2118
      @saekisadako2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@InvestedGman devs are simps of sonya in the story mode he defeats a young johnny behind the screen

  • @theforgottenscotsman7659
    @theforgottenscotsman7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Kano’s voice in this MK11 is better than MKX

    • @lennydickson8845
      @lennydickson8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m surprised people aren’t after your ass right now

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr?

    • @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc
      @GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Eh...
      MKX made his voice more evil
      MK11 made his voice more Australian

    • @theforgottenscotsman7659
      @theforgottenscotsman7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ghool Goth Ano so am I 😂

    • @Winchesterfilmmaker
      @Winchesterfilmmaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      GodzillaGamerFan 2019 bullshit he’s British and I would know I am Australian

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    7:43 "That's a feature, not a bug!"
    Kano used to work for Bethesda

    • @poser_bob9781
      @poser_bob9781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Couldn’t have said it better myself😂

  • @Luigiman2911
    @Luigiman2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Kano needs his own game

    • @alaapanga3640
      @alaapanga3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      do u know he was an easter egg in batman arkham asylem and u couldnfight him

    • @coffeelover0876
      @coffeelover0876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alaapanga3640 where

    • @nobleelohimel9782
      @nobleelohimel9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Imagine him and Erin Black in “Red Dead Redemption”.

    • @alaapanga3640
      @alaapanga3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coffeelover0876 in batman arkham asylim maybe

    • @alaapanga3640
      @alaapanga3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coffeelover0876 th-cam.com/video/PFVrSGlWy2M/w-d-xo.html thats the link watch till the end

  • @inklingluq6503
    @inklingluq6503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    2:47 That soldier on the right watching Kano take a leak..

    • @drewhaynes1874
      @drewhaynes1874 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lucky soldier

    • @tx942cg
      @tx942cg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He settled for his sausage

  • @butterflycult1430
    @butterflycult1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    a good villain is one that pisses you off more than anything

    • @UrBaNStyLe95
      @UrBaNStyLe95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      he sure pissed a lot

    • @butterflycult1430
      @butterflycult1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      badum-tss

    • @kingvon0125
      @kingvon0125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or pisses on anything😂😂

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which is why I'm surprised D'Vorah isn't a little more revered in the villain department...

    • @butterflycult1430
      @butterflycult1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      on the topic of D'vorah: I feel like im the only person who likes her (( and even saying this makes me feel like i'll be attacked on the spot))

  • @adrian3747_
    @adrian3747_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Why am i just appreciating how handsome and a stud Kano is 😭

    • @HairyOldMen-n6q
      @HairyOldMen-n6q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's too hot 😫🥵

  • @kingmaxiejacobforever7816
    @kingmaxiejacobforever7816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    17:54 is what we're all here for.

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *M e S a u s a g e*

    • @theamazingspiderwuss4236
      @theamazingspiderwuss4236 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Issengan M e S a u s a g e

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@theamazingspiderwuss4236 S o s i g

    • @yoshikaiyk17
      @yoshikaiyk17 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      M E S O S I G

    • @kabal649
      @kabal649 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@yoshikaiyk17Would you settle for me sausage?

  • @Lugo428
    @Lugo428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "I do a job right, or not at all."
    I respect that.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally betrayed Kotal Khan despite being hired to give up Mileena's whereabouts.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kronosfobi because he was paid a higher amount by Mileena.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lugo428 In the end, he didnt do his job right.
      He was still employed by Kotal, and was asking extra for Mileena's location info.
      He betrayed Kotal while still employed by him.

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Kronosfobi he took Kotal's money, sure. But if we take a look at what he said "I do a job right or NOT AT ALL", the statement hold up.

    • @Kronosfobi
      @Kronosfobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lugo428 It does not.
      ''NOT AT ALL'' while he already made a promise to deliver Mileena.
      Its like making a 911 call but right when you're about to give an adress, you decide to tell the cops that its just a joke.
      Dont get me wrong, Kano is one of my favorite characters in MK. However that statment was wrong.

  • @mysteriousfleas
    @mysteriousfleas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'm guessing we're not quite your bowl of rice"
    What a fucking champion.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Kano: I could use those extra hands.
    Kollector: Mine are sworn to Shao Kahn.
    Kano: Wasting your time with that sheep shagger.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how kano basically just called Shao Kahn a goat fucker in the most Bogan way possible. He's definitely becoming one of my favorite characters just because of how abhorrently uncouth he is, along with learning that he shares a voice actor with Saxton hale. (Been playing TF2 for 7 years and I never knew that 💀)

    • @tinyfacenagito930
      @tinyfacenagito930 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deeznuts9886 WHAT? HOLY SHIT-

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinyfacenagito930 yeah I know right? Imma use sheep shagger too in the future

  • @cptndltrne
    @cptndltrne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    this is painfully aussie and I love it

    • @misato4eva
      @misato4eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So Aussie that even Aussies wouldn't even say some of the stuff today!

    • @jakeallen8441
      @jakeallen8441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      his accent is extremely overexagerated tbh, his voice actor isn't even Australian either XD

    • @jeanne5922
      @jeanne5922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jakeallen8441 But it's really good imo. I've heard a few awful Australian accents 😭

    • @tenji8084
      @tenji8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jakeallen8441 Nah, More old school Aussie slang tbh

    • @woobharb
      @woobharb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not really hard for a British actor (in this case French-British) to do a decent Australian accent, especially how JB Blanc’s natural voice is cockney, which is just a less twangier Aussie accent.

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Kano: Turning on Shao Kahn is poor sport.
    Jade: He hired you to punish me?
    Kano: Hired? I'm doing this one for fun.

  • @taroupriapusxp4624
    @taroupriapusxp4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Kano is the hottest mk guy for me, no doubt about it

    • @AmaanStorm
      @AmaanStorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn right!

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I definitely respect that, although I gotta ask what turns you on about someone who's quite literally supposed to be the biggest bogan in gaming.
      If I personally gotta say the hottest MK guy for me? I'm stuck between liu Kang from either 9 or X (there's also a fire pun that can be made there-) or Takeda Takahashi from X. I think I might just have a type for chiseled eastern men-

    • @HairyOldMen-n6q
      @HairyOldMen-n6q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Easily 😫

  • @qualinhunter6439
    @qualinhunter6439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Kano is fine asf in Mk11 tbh 😍

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Qualin Hunter Derek Pratt is the name of the model behind Kano

    • @solomonkane5240
      @solomonkane5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is more like wrestler Austin Aries

    • @HairyOldMen-n6q
      @HairyOldMen-n6q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know 😫🥵

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Sub-Zero: Surrender, Kano.
    Kano: I got guns. What've you got?
    Sub-Zero: Cold justice.

  • @HouseOfAlastrian
    @HouseOfAlastrian ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Speaking as an Aussie myself I have to give tremendous respect to J.B. Blanc... it's rare to hear non-Aussies actually pull off a convincing Aussie accent, but he did it.
    As someone who often gets comments from people here that I 'sound like a Yank', I dare say he sounds more Aussie than me... and I was born, raised and lived almost my entire life here.

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Michael McConnohie?

    • @HouseOfAlastrian
      @HouseOfAlastrian ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scottchaison1001 he's a great voice actor... I find him iconic in roles like the Necromancer and Warriv in Diablo 2, Uther, Kel'Thuzad and the Lich King in Warcraft, Seth in Street Fighter...
      But as Kano... he can't do the accent. Like most non-Australians he struggles with the accent. In Mortal Kombat he was a better fit for Ermac.

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    9:34 that's why he does that every single time

  • @bigbrianadagod1753
    @bigbrianadagod1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    2:45 dude on left watchin him pee

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I give him a 6.5/10."

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He saw Kano's sausage

    • @Connacht89
      @Connacht89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *right

    • @darthsol658
      @darthsol658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean on the right

    • @alexandera913
      @alexandera913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfaooo

  • @katymbeke8400
    @katymbeke8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    4:40 Imagine there was a time Kano tricked Cassie into thinking he was her uncle when she was young. That would be interesting.

    • @Szzega
      @Szzega 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I legit thought once that Kano is Sonya's Brother XD

  • @walterfrancis6896
    @walterfrancis6896 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    1:34 Johnny Cage’s arch enemy Kano
    2:46 Sonya Blade’s arch enemy Kano
    3:59 Cassandra “Cassie” Cage’s arch enemy Kano
    4:51 Jackson “Jax” Briggs’s arch enemy Kano
    5:48 Jacqueline Sonya “Jacqui” Briggs’s arch enemy Kano

  • @redryder7521
    @redryder7521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Kitana: You SOIL every room you enter, Kano!
    Yes he does, Kitana...
    Yes he does. With fresh puddles of Fosters piss lol.

    • @AndyKusanagi86
      @AndyKusanagi86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Foster's piss? isn't that redundant?

    • @sirwahthemonke
      @sirwahthemonke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We don't drink fosters in australia

    • @HaZe_6898
      @HaZe_6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao

  • @nobleelohimel9782
    @nobleelohimel9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Sonya: One day I’ll get you Kano.
    Me: 😂😂😂You’ve been saying the same thing since 1991.

    • @animatedink2529
      @animatedink2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And even when she does get him, guarantee it won't stick for the next game

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      she killed him! well, in the movie she did

  • @SpookyTimestamps
    @SpookyTimestamps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I'll probably never play mortal Kombat, but man I love the intros and the amount of work that's gone into them

  • @katymbeke8400
    @katymbeke8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    5:32 So I searched up Australian slang and "ankle biter" means "Child". Before I thought Kano meant he literally used to bite people's ankles.

    • @endertheinkling8249
      @endertheinkling8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be evil and dirty. Knowing Kano and all

    • @knightofrose115
      @knightofrose115 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He even says “5 or 6” after

    • @Slaterbrah
      @Slaterbrah ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually that’s an American saying

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Slaterbrah it's Australian slang even though it's original origins are unknown. So I'd say that it's bogan speak at this point, they've claimed it lol.
      So glad I play with so many Australian people, my knowledge of Australian insults and slurs are tenfold lol

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m surprised there are people who don’t know ankle biter means child

  • @richardfrostlin900
    @richardfrostlin900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Kano is so fucking handsome. I literally annoy online players with just Kano lmao.

  • @xWagnerPlaguesx
    @xWagnerPlaguesx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Every Kano video has to have the obligatory "would you settle for me sausage comment"
    lol

  • @sp4cefug1tive
    @sp4cefug1tive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    nobody:
    Kano: *Would you settle for me sausage?*

  • @Kachompsky
    @Kachompsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    8:16: “Your Soul is black as pitch.”
    Something extra demonic about the way Noob says that line

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe Saibot is surprised that a human can be as evil as he is even though he's a demon.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Saibot is surprised that a human can be as evil as he is even though he's a demon.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Saibot is surprised that a human can be as evil as he is even though he's a demon.

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Saibot is surprised that a human can be as evil as he is even though he's a demon.

  • @BrotimeStudioz
    @BrotimeStudioz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Im like obsessed with his accent

    • @troybailey9524
      @troybailey9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Australian accent is the most masculine out of all the English speaking nations.

  • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
    @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Is it bad I love it how he greets Sonya?
    "Welly Welly, 'ello Sonya." Just the best.

  • @nightbreed16
    @nightbreed16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Ed Boon got pissed when they censored the game because he said none of the games will be censored. Maybe he will make them uncensor the game soon.

    • @jaredgarcia8638
      @jaredgarcia8638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hopefully

    • @trueinnovator7207
      @trueinnovator7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What part of the game that being censored? The voicelines? The fatality?

    • @jaredgarcia8638
      @jaredgarcia8638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@trueinnovator7207 probably the fact the costumes look like costumes and practical armor

    • @jaredgarcia8638
      @jaredgarcia8638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trueinnovator7207 the dialogue as well, since a few F and S bombs were bleeped

    • @dopemiw1014
      @dopemiw1014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nightbreed16 who’s they?

  • @tur1823
    @tur1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Kano deserves his own chapter in MK12.

    • @janoslendvai8329
      @janoslendvai8329 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes yes YES YES

    • @Yolozuna
      @Yolozuna ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully he becomes playable in mk1, for now he just a kameo

    • @kingchilla1903
      @kingchilla1903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Yolozunahe's in Kombat pack 2

    • @WaverVr
      @WaverVr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kabal649she’s an original so I don’t think they are going to get rid of her

  • @bokan800
    @bokan800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    He is such a daddy.

    • @ripper2665
      @ripper2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nigga?

    • @captainmidnightgaming
      @captainmidnightgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I mean, he’s definitely attractive in a rugged sense, but the constant pissing turns me off.

    • @ripper2665
      @ripper2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@captainmidnightgaming yeah thats kinda gay dude

    • @captainmidnightgaming
      @captainmidnightgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ripper The PlasmicIndoRaptor yeah I’m kinda gay dude

    • @ripper2665
      @ripper2665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@captainmidnightgaming *_NIGGA?_*

  • @Snake3yesEddie
    @Snake3yesEddie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I see Kano’s been taken workout tips from Chris Redfield.

    • @fabioribeiro4627
      @fabioribeiro4627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He was beefier in MKX.

    • @ucf2015
      @ucf2015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      'Cause he's still a ripper

    • @BlueGreyWolf
      @BlueGreyWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good.

  • @alirezaabaszade1118
    @alirezaabaszade1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    only a true fan of mortal kombat would love kano. he is one of the seven main character. he was in the first one

    • @shadowclonemaster
      @shadowclonemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never really liked him or Sonya

    • @alirezaabaszade1118
      @alirezaabaszade1118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@shadowclonemaster well i like him so much, his fighting style is unique specially when he uses his head and knife

    • @kabal649
      @kabal649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, exactly. He is one of the OG characters.

    • @WaverVr
      @WaverVr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@shadowclonemastersame

    • @Sipaling_sdm_tinggi
      @Sipaling_sdm_tinggi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His accent is cool

  • @LeonardoAero
    @LeonardoAero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Kano in mk11 has turned into a one hot hunky daddy!

  • @m.m6726
    @m.m6726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    His voice fits him perfectly

  • @anthonyvaval
    @anthonyvaval ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kano: Where’d you get that scar?
    Sub-Zero: You know.
    Kano: Oh, that’s right. *Me!*
    Love the reference to MKX comics here!

  • @keksimusmaximus2976
    @keksimusmaximus2976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    8:15 I am the only one who noticed this i mean wtf happend to noobs voice ?

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just a reminder. This is the voice of Saxton fucking Hale in TF2.

  • @MasterSwag2378
    @MasterSwag2378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    8:51 Kano’s amused about that

  • @bricksandblocks41
    @bricksandblocks41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    NRS needs to keep this version of Kano in future games! Love him!

  • @CJL1958
    @CJL1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Kano: C'mon it was business nothin personal.
    Kotal Khan: Your business is cheating buyers?
    Kano: ...well yeah...

  • @Zedigan
    @Zedigan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My fucking god Kano's aussie lingo is so fucking spot on

  • @ryoku4980
    @ryoku4980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love how Kano pronounces the word "Mait" 👌

  • @nathanbeanreversedmusic123
    @nathanbeanreversedmusic123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dude Kano looks SMOKING!!
    No wonder my mom loves him. 😍

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Kano: You frozen inside? Blood and whatnot?
    Sub-Zero: You will never find out.
    Kano: Oh, I will when I cut you open.

  • @dustinjones7458
    @dustinjones7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    18:35 We had a deal your HO-liness.
    I wonder if the inflection was done on purpose XD

  • @Luke-tt3dt
    @Luke-tt3dt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Kano vs Kano lines are possibly the most Australian thing I've heard since Down Under by Men At Work

  • @reallybigbiscuit3568
    @reallybigbiscuit3568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:34 was so random but good.
    *WELL ... YEAH*

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Skarlet: Where is the delivery?
    Kano: It's got mucked up see, and expensive.
    Skarlet: You intend to bleed me?

  • @kylekomicbro1836
    @kylekomicbro1836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I've got guns what have you got?
    Cold justice

    • @jmal
      @jmal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *me sausage

  • @kabalin4173
    @kabalin4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Would you settle for me sausage?" -Kano 2019.

  • @AmaanStorm
    @AmaanStorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This version of Kano I call 'Hot Kano' 🙃

  • @WildDancer101
    @WildDancer101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Geras: Those vials, Kano. Hand them over.
    Kano: I can set you free, mate.
    Geras: My freedom was forfeit long ago.

  • @connorhollis3359
    @connorhollis3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Cassie Cage: 3 strikes and your dead Kano.
    Kano: I only need 2 strikes to gut you.
    Cassie Cage: Know what, that was strike 3.

  • @Ian-he2od
    @Ian-he2od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kano has now pissed on every surface known to man

  • @dpriansimp4181
    @dpriansimp4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Anyone realizes that Johnny's standing there during Kano & Sonya's dialogue?

  • @boomeronet7888
    @boomeronet7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:19 who else thought of sniper here

  • @somer4773
    @somer4773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you see all characters intro has these flashy moves being shown and stuff, and there's kano who is just pissing

  • @sergeanthuman
    @sergeanthuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Has Kano ever washed his hands...

    • @bee7552
      @bee7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably not

    • @adrian3747_
      @adrian3747_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bee7552we love a dirty daddy 🥰

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Scorpion: There will be no deal, Kano.
    Kano: Gotta make a buck, mate.
    Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu are not criminals.

  • @brunobarz5898
    @brunobarz5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "well we ain't here to f**k spiders" -kano in a cave

  • @miguelfonseca1104
    @miguelfonseca1104 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    you know, kano has always been an ok character to me, like him better than average but barely miss him if not present. But his dialogue in both X and 11is just so good, i want him in almost all the games.
    " how about reconstructive dentistry" "didnt wanna end up a zombie" "my favorite kitchen appliance" are all so memorable from X

  • @4HBirtcher
    @4HBirtcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    17:53 Wanna taste Australia's best blood sausage?
    Skarlet: I'd rather taste your blood Kano!!

    • @Yumiesthetic
      @Yumiesthetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you settle for me sausage?

  • @williampulfer-melville8536
    @williampulfer-melville8536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have to say that the voice actor for Kano JB Blanc does a really good Australian accent which is really saying something as Blanc was born in France and lived most of his life in England

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not only that but he probably plays the most Australian character of all time, Saxton HALEEEEE (yes I have to say his name like that) from team fortress 2.
      He's so Australian that he has perfectly grown and sculpted chest hair in the shape of Australia, apparently with no grooming needed. He even was the inventor of the jarate (Jar based karate) that sniper uses according to the comics. Which quite literally means Saxton hale has thrown jars of piss at his enemies before.
      Talk about a true bogan, I'm proud of him

    • @williampulfer-melville8536
      @williampulfer-melville8536 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@deeznuts9886 cool

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Noob Saibot: Time to die, Kano.
    Kano: Come on Bi-Han! Our bizzo's been good.
    Noob Saibot: Good for you alone.

    • @yjtheproducer144
      @yjtheproducer144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Wells what’s bizzzo

    • @alexanderwells4402
      @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yjtheproducer144 Business

    • @alexanderwells4402
      @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yjtheproducer144 a different word for bizzo

    • @john45227
      @john45227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      8:24 is where to find that intro

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Kano: Why turn down Our Lady Kronika?
    Scorpion: There were too many strings attached, Kano.
    Kano: You weren't getting a better deal.

  • @Advancer-g1h
    @Advancer-g1h ปีที่แล้ว +5

    W O U L D Y O U S E T T L E F O R M E S A U S A G E?

  • @chrisnichols9014
    @chrisnichols9014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Australian people are fucking hilarious and they know how piss a person off. XD

  • @killdozer7792
    @killdozer7792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jax: Ready to end this, Kano?
    Kano: Well, we ain't here to f-ck spiders!
    Jax: (to D'Vorah, who is standing next to him in an extremely sexual outfit) Sorry, D'Vorah, I think that's a no.
    D'Vorah: (pointing at Kano) This One will remember that! (storms off in a huff)

    • @HaZe_6898
      @HaZe_6898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha that's probably my favourite line

    • @juliobrian4757
      @juliobrian4757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can actually see this happening

  • @UnfoundFilms
    @UnfoundFilms ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Idk why as much as he’s a scumbag he’s just so likeable. Like he knows what he wants and he doesn’t have any other pretence about what he is. He’s genuinely happy with his life.

    • @Burning-Twilight
      @Burning-Twilight 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The worst/best type of villains are the ones who not only know they are bad, but flat out revel in the fact and look to become even worse.

  • @nyanbonecrush
    @nyanbonecrush ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joker: "Smile!"
    Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage -"
    *Knocks off Kano's head*
    *BRUTALITY!*

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope JB Blanc comes back as Kano in MK1. Nobody else can replace his magic.

  • @juanresto6756
    @juanresto6756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:09 Kano made a Pro-Wrestling reference when he Face Turn which means becoming a good guy in Wrestling.

  • @FerociousSophi3
    @FerociousSophi3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kano:"What do you say we split stubbies
    Past Kano :"I don't split nothing with Nobody"
    Kano :"It's just beer mate"

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    he’d be the greatest criminal in Call of Duty, GTA 5, others lol

  • @thepoetryofmandycore1479
    @thepoetryofmandycore1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I must admit: I don't like Kano that much, but his Friendship had me enjoying a barbecue meal every time!!!

  • @trafikantes4204
    @trafikantes4204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I could eat a peach for hours"
    XDDDDD

    • @frillydress
      @frillydress ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me the timestamp!

  • @ragadoodle
    @ragadoodle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Would you settle for me sausage"

  • @Sydneysideliner
    @Sydneysideliner ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Retconning Kano to be Aussie was a great choice, but it also means his name is just an Aussie style nickname now, like "Kane-o, top bloke from the pub, knows a good fishing spot"

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 ปีที่แล้ว

      Originally he was supposed to be Japanese American, but after the original movie they made him Australian. Good move. Also I bet he can BBQ up a storm and fight kangaroos for fun.

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love Kano in Mortal Kombat 11

  • @cartercravillion
    @cartercravillion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see Jschlatt with a cybernetic eye when I see this Kano

  • @basementdweller235
    @basementdweller235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just now realized that Saxton Hale from the Team Fortress universe is almost incomparable to Kano in this universe.

    • @deeznuts9886
      @deeznuts9886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well they do have the same voice actor. Although hale is definitely far more of a flattering Aussie compared to the constantly pissing, alcohol drinking bogan that is kano. But that's why I love him so much lol

  • @alexanderwells4402
    @alexanderwells4402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kotal Kahn: Fool me once, Kano.
    Kano: Eh, don't blame me you got suckered.
    Kotal Kahn: You will speak no more.

  • @wolferon6235
    @wolferon6235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I knew he was australian, but i haven't actually heard any real dialouge from him
    now i know that every austrailan sounds the same, sniper

  • @Poozerman06
    @Poozerman06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:21 so black dragon fight club takes place in russia then even black market alley way

  • @anactualalpaca7016
    @anactualalpaca7016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gallons of blood, guts, and gore: ✔️
    Swear words: OH NO THINK OF THE CHILDREN

  • @Swiftey596
    @Swiftey596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kano has serious blaster problems