Yo how many Hive members listen to this on the work commute? I swear on the train ride home every time y'all have me busting up laughing at random, looking crazy. I'm going to have to start carrying a card like the Joker that says "Sorry, I have a mental condition I'm Bodega Hive." My FUCKING GUTS HURT BRO, from laughing and these hot bags.
@G • Star The struggle is real. Sometimes I'm with the family, and they're on some, "Would you like to share with the rest of the class?" and I don't have time to explain to them 2 years of lore on Micheal Anthony, or why I'm laughing at Mike Francesa or Judy...I'm preaching to the choir.
thusano2 broooooo you ain’t the only one I be busting out in tears 😭 cause I can’t hold the shit they be saying it’s sooooooo disrespectful but it make sense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ah ah ah ah Bk to BX till this daaaayyyyy
They makin it hot name dropping pino sights. This the most illustrious podcast in the world. Words gonna get out and they get the shit reported. Somebody hit the "RELAX!" button please.
Sharpie marker tube, specific kind of pants button/rivet, bottle cap and tin foil was my first homemade bowl. And you use the pen for a bottle bong downstem.
yo real shit, tell shorty in the background she lookin right. not here to play around I got netflix and amazon music passwords. plus my mixtape finna drop, so , ya know we might could tear the food court down or dine n dash at BB Q'S . its on me.
Desus was in his BAG this episode. Every joke was hitting 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and Mero took me out when he threw in “Got any cheese?” 😭😭
wheres Lisa now?
My nigga was in rare form 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
“Badgley Penn.” 💀😂
They always get people’s names wrong and mix people up and I live for that shit lmao
"You want that Dwayne Wade?"
I laughed so hard
🤭😆😂🤣😭☠️
Sick shit 💀💀💀
Inviting the delivery guy to watch Pino is wild!
I know i just listened to it yesterday I 👏🏽DONT👏🏽 CARE 🔈🔉🔊
BAEtheist BAEtheist same, my guts were hurting for the visual tho
My kinda woman 🙌🏾🙌🏾
I LOVE IT
shouts to you my fellow atheist..
Not the same without visuals lol.
“YO if u can do that to an ankle 👀” 💀
Hang this episodes jersey in the rafters, this art is HOF stuff
"Cory Booker blew a kiss at me … at the Barbara Streisand concert."
The Brand is Real Hip-Hop Hip-Hop!
✅✅✅🍿🍿🐐🐐🐐🐐
You gotta time the naughty America kiss just like Nate dogg “smoke weed every day” on The Next Episode
BODEGA HIVE STAND UP
Whenever the pod 2 hours I know its gon be JOKES. The really in they zone
That Cuba's phrase will never get old. That's a phrase like "fire", you cannot yelled that on the street.
u know it's hot when they doing the AKAs but there's 30 min left 😂
I’ve been in tears for the entire show 😂😂😂
The akas are always the best when they're about 40-45 min long lol
Lol at “Richard Construction Ladder”
8:18 never gets old
Love these guys!! The brand is strong!!
Yo how many Hive members listen to this on the work commute? I swear on the train ride home every time y'all have me busting up laughing at random, looking crazy. I'm going to have to start carrying a card like the Joker that says "Sorry, I have a mental condition I'm Bodega Hive." My FUCKING GUTS HURT BRO, from laughing and these hot bags.
@G • Star The struggle is real. Sometimes I'm with the family, and they're on some, "Would you like to share with the rest of the class?" and I don't have time to explain to them 2 years of lore on Micheal Anthony, or why I'm laughing at Mike Francesa or Judy...I'm preaching to the choir.
thusano2 broooooo you ain’t the only one I be busting out in tears 😭 cause I can’t hold the shit they be saying it’s sooooooo disrespectful but it make sense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ah ah ah ah Bk to BX till this daaaayyyyy
Lmaooo whatever Desus was on in this episode I need a line of it 😂😂😂😂😂
Uploaded 12 minutes ago and I'm locked IN at work
"Yo! Fam, I'm trying to listen to Mumford&Sons" lmao
CANT STOP WONT STOP
"Are u a feral hog hunter?"-The Plantain Supernova
"Armani is the BIG3 of rich n*ggas" 😭😭😭
the beautiful quality video & editing as always
Imagine desus the nicest guy on camera but in them streets a whole different person😂
I'm sure thats true
Skin Diamond!
51:00 "Casper listen, listen...." lol
They makin it hot name dropping pino sights. This the most illustrious podcast in the world. Words gonna get out and they get the shit reported. Somebody hit the "RELAX!" button please.
These dudes got beef with urkel🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am working my way back from the beginning between episodes. I do miss the visuals for the audio art.
Perfect episode
"DiD I 3 ThAt"?! - Urkle 2020
GregFromMinnesota shit had me weak af😂
Illustrious way to start the day 💯
This episode is Spiiiiiiiiiiicy boys! 👏🏾🌹🌶 ⚠️
Ozempic Boyz in da building!
SHOUT OUT TO TRANSIT!!! Classic back to school gear spot.
Anybody give a thumbs down the hive will find you😈
You know da fuckin vibes!
Honey Gold!
The little girl speaking tongues gotta be one of my favorites and holy fuck Desus drunk singing is so fucking funny
Dear Seamless. I don't usually write letters like this...
Invest in a bong you’ll never need money for a wrap or j paper.
Sharpie marker tube, specific kind of pants button/rivet, bottle cap and tin foil was my first homemade bowl. And you use the pen for a bottle bong downstem.
Lighting looks beautiful this time :)
3:18 lives in my head rent free
Yoooooo I can’t stop 🗣🗣🗣 fucking crying 😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭 yooooo these niggaz is fucking hilarious 🤣
Another classic booooy!
Absolutely googled the 6 train video after this hahaha
21:15 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🎵"Remember all the times you fucked up bitch"🎵 LMAOO
I'm sensing an episode of Desus and Mero with Awkwafina soon just to pitch these ideas
she was their first ever guest on v*celand
Court reporter 🤣😂🤣😂
Happy Ending Thank You😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
S/o to Victor with the Seu Jorge appreciation
Atrium with the Buffalo jeans
Yooo the problematic light was heavy in this one lmao
Bra’shiki abababá thats when the blessings come in
This Shit Belongs In the HoF!
The Art Growth is stronger than Michael Anthony’s Veins!
Yurrrrrrrrr, quarantine reruns getting replay all day!! 🦾💪🏾🦾💪🏾🎙😆
9:46 MLK day and chant begins....📢we want the 🎨🎭 , 📢we want the 🎨🎭, 📢we want the 🎨🎭✊🏿✊🏿
This was a good introduction episode
Around 1:40.... These niggas are funny asf...😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💥💥💥
Our "dear momma" is "I'll be there" by Mac Miller
klarkqent no
JHERI CURL JUICE
Tin foil pipes, I remember them days!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
20:50 - Important life advice!
the jordan jokes >
How are we in Monks Corner?!
Still got artful Dodgers in the closet
tell Victor to let me give him a blowout
Yess let me run my hands through them curls daddy
Sucio Island LMAOO
1:14:42 sounds like tupac rapping biggie
Sarah Banks!
21:21 BOYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They gotta put this fictional now? Damnn lol.
What happened at 1:23:35 ?
Big man ghost should’ve been Casper
Middle name Pea first name Wasabi shoutout to the Portuguese 🤣🤣🤣🤣 tyrese though
2:20 do the drop
had to listen to this bitch twice. so good. niggas was litty
22:26
But yo what the fuck b when you gonna have DJ AKADEMIKS on the show bro HAHAHAHAHAHA where’s he at right now?
The mexi melt is 💣🤤
Love you guys, ever since complex.
(why you bringing up old shit?
-Desus)
58:05
AY YALL MAKING PIPES ALLLLL WRONG...BUSSDOWN A WATER BOTTLE AND MAKE A BONG G 🤔
When you make one,you gotta go MacGraver ,whatever tools are in reach
YRB washed NY reference ftw!!! Lol
cashapp is the g-spot of capitalism LMAO
Those who dislike;lists the issue step one
Step two , SMDFTB
bro i know the video Desus is talking about
MLK day 9:45 pm brov brov I need me food I got to feed the streets......... My guts bro 💀
Bruh....Badgley Penn??? Let Joe hear that you said his real name backwards and your ass will be in that glass box on season 3 of You.
I would totally buy a Desus and Mero double dong 😂😂😂
1:43:03 they made us perform this shit in 3rd grade! Y’all just brought back nightmares 🤦🏿♂️
who disliked this video? remove them from the bodega hive immediately! 2 dislikes?
And DJ Envy
@G • StarUNLEASH THE HIVE UPON HIM
Gul Dukat exactly 🗣🗣💯💯💯💯💯💯 ra ta ta ta
Yerrr
yo real shit, tell shorty in the background she lookin right. not here to play around I got netflix and amazon music passwords. plus my mixtape finna drop, so , ya know we might could tear the food court down or dine n dash at BB Q'S . its on me.
Yerrrr!! I was bent when corny asses John Oliver and Seth Myers won over the REAL best talk show in late night.
#BODEGAHIVE
Please turn that damn cell phone off! I’m really tired of hearing the alarm go off.