AFL Footy Show - Collingwood Jokes

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  • @APH1991
    @APH1991 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What do you call 1000 Collingwood fans at the bottom of the ocean?
    A job well done.

  • @SBCNetwork
    @SBCNetwork 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fkn gold!!! The Footy Show needs more Trevor!

  • @evodilan
    @evodilan 16 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    im a really big collingwood fan but that was just hilarious

  • @anna0conda
    @anna0conda 15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Q: What do you call a group of Collingwood supporters running off in the same direction?
    A: Jailbreak!

  • @darthmooza
    @darthmooza 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome! Always loved them Chokingwood jokes

  • @AUSSI3RUL3
    @AUSSI3RUL3 16 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Collingwood is one of the greatest teams in the AFL, being one of the first and the most supported, VFC FTW!

    • @ongie9736
      @ongie9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melbourne was the first football club then it was St.kilda, South Melbourne, Geelong, Fitzroy, Collingwood is 8th right down the ladder. Your stupidity is typical of a Collingwood supporter. Only team inthe AFL to give thousands in founds to Victorian prison's Football programs. Most amount of members with criminals records.

  • @10Ammar
    @10Ammar 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny stuff but i still love the Pies :)

  • @JGL20
    @JGL20 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    no he didnt resign....they told him he shood move on because they wanted sumthing fresh after the many years he served them....i personally think he was the best part of the show and they should not have got rid of him

  • @nickmarov2987
    @nickmarov2987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bring back trev

  • @losecontrol08
    @losecontrol08 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was the longest joke i have ever seen

  • @vrgunzel
    @vrgunzel 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Stuff~

    • @mufc510
      @mufc510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soccer is the greatest sport on Planet Earth with over 4 Billion fans and massive in more than 240 countries (including dependencies). AFL has 7 million fans and massive in only 4 Australian states. Soccer will be the number 1 sport in Australia by 2050 ifdv

  • @NovahArmy
    @NovahArmy 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    trevorr should be on the panel

  • @v2penny
    @v2penny 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    classics!

    • @mufc510
      @mufc510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soccer is the greatest sport on Planet Earth with over 4 Billion fans and massive in more than 240 countries (including dependencies). AFL has 7 million fans and massive in only 4 Australian states. Soccer will be the number 1 sport in Australia by 2050 fef

  • @picklefist1
    @picklefist1 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What has 100 legs and 4 teeth:
    The Collingwood cheer squad

    • @Magpie_Mark92
      @Magpie_Mark92 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is ugly and weighs a ton? The North Melbourne cheersquad ugly fattys

  • @JGL20
    @JGL20 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he was told to move on sothe footy show cood have sumthing fresh

  • @Boony89
    @Boony89 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL funny jokes so true hahaha

  • @scoresbyfan
    @scoresbyfan 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    back in the dressing room eddie gives hime a big hug then passes his mobile phone to boris so that he can call his parents back home to give them the great news. dad you wouldnt believe whats happened Ive kicked 6 goals ive won the match im a hero. his dad says im glad things are going well for you because its not going well here. why whats happened asked boris. your brother has been beaten up your sister has been pillaged the car has been stolen and the house and all our earthly possessions

  • @scoresbyfan
    @scoresbyfan 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    when quizzed the kids tell them that the prospect is called boris from bosnia but its too late because boris is going back to bosnia that day. Not to be outdone eddie flies to bosnia the next day to sign him up at first boris' parents arent keen but eddie offers them a deal they cant refuse. boris' form in the pre-season is so good that he gets selected for the first game he sits on the bench until three quarter timethen comes on and kicks six goals including the match winner.

  • @scoresbyfan
    @scoresbyfan 16 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mick Malthouse was driving to training one day as he was stopped at the lights he saw some kids palying kick to kick in the park one of them was six foot six taking big screamers and roosting the ball seventy metres with both feet. Mick tells eddie what he has seen so the next day they go back to the park to have a chat to the kid but when they arrive all the kids are there except for the exciting new prospect.

    • @joshuamcgown1261
      @joshuamcgown1261 ปีที่แล้ว

      70 metres on both feet? Ya full of shit

  • @KKurt8892
    @KKurt8892 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @jemmmaxox do you play on the team?

  • @collingwoodrules
    @collingwoodrules 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    actually geelong is full of bogans

  • @annetylerxxx
    @annetylerxxx 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @Hem3fiction hahaa! Not good enough! I get insults thrown at me at school, but they actually make me laugh.

  • @DanielMenzel10xx
    @DanielMenzel10xx 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    haha love it!!! GO CATS!!!

  • @jemmmaxox
    @jemmmaxox 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who cares what they say about us - we are premiers of 2010!

  • @Vinsanity_93
    @Vinsanity_93 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sooo true, and they robbed saints last year

  • @scoresbyfan
    @scoresbyfan 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    have been burnt to the ground . Boris says thats shocking news dad i feel so terrible. to which his dad replies so you should if it wasnt for you we never would have moved to collingwood in the first place.

  • @wixism
    @wixism 17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whoever said that just below me if ya so tuff go say that to joffa ok then ill go see u in hospital ok

  • @scoresbyfan
    @scoresbyfan 16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    read up from my 1st comment

  • @ghost491
    @ghost491 17 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahaha

  • @Xteckor
    @Xteckor 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jealousy

  • @jemmmaxox
    @jemmmaxox 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @KKurt8892 THEY, still won the premiership.

  • @sasrebel
    @sasrebel 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree...I've stopped watching because of his absence

  • @annetylerxxx
    @annetylerxxx 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can I just say, I'm a Collingwood supporter, I go to a private school, I live in a proper home close to the beach, I have teeth, and I'm properly dressed, I'm pretty much normal. So its not funny cause it's true. It's not true, well maybe for some supporters, but not all.