Because most of them flow well and 99.9% of people at events are drunk so they don't really think about what the person really said. It's also one of the big reasons battles should be judge after events.
"You look like mos prob if mos prob mos probably didn't look like mos prob" I. AM. DONE HAVEN'T LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN OVER A YEAR. THAT'S THE WORST BAR EVER.
I don't get it. This is like almost brilliant but then just just left turns every time it's about to get good. The concept is dope. And when dude on the right (sorry, don't know UK battlers) starts to break down why the line sucks, it starts to get good. But then he just just nunbles to a stop and that's it. It'd be so much better if they really broek that shit down. Really prove that's a bad bar. Give some examples on how it could have been better. Like if you're going to a show here you get into the art/science of battle wordplay then get into it, y'know? In those cases it was almost like they were just being dicks about cats they didn't like. The other thing that held it back (for me) is when they were really reaching for not liking a line. Like at one point they were complaining that "cream you" as slag for kick your ass was too 1950s... I mean, I guess, not really, sort of... surely not enough to hate on the bar... Or when they complain about rhymes that are literally the same word... there are times when that is terrible and there are times when that is genius. Things like slow-it-down and reverse-that are only bad because they've gotten too over-used. It'd be cool to hear some details of who got them started, when they peaked in popularity, examples of great ones versus bad ones, etc... Basically, cool fucking premise. They clearly could have made this fantastic. I just wish they had taken it more seriously. There's a real market out here for battle criticism, but you got to put as much effort into it as you do your battles for it to work.
What's weird is that he mentions that if Eurgh or Shuffle or Bam and him exchanged glances it means they think a battler are shit. I watched Shuffle vs Anton afterwards and noticed Shuff staring point blank into the camera for the whole of Anton's first haha
I don't even watch Don't Flop, but this type of video is a necessity cuz it applies to all leagues. So many of these battle rappers (new and vets) are wack and sound the same and they don't even know it
Like that they don't shy away from "top tier", or ex/current DF staff. No micky worthless though, DF doesn't even want to acknowledge that KOTR shambles. But you're missing a gold mine.
This shit is really needed , its a wake up call too all the lazy writers , you ARE being watched more than once , think about replay value before spouting shit lyrics for the sake of it .
the worldplay was alright but i think what they're getting at is that comparing yourself to a clumsy housewife isn't very impressive. like, okay, you're an old lady who just spilled some tea on the floor--that's not remotely intimidating, even if it is an interesting way to say what you're getting at. i do see where you're coming from tho, it certainly wasn't the worst bar of the lot, but i can see why it was included.
It's Djeff C If you know me you know all I talk about is kids shows and cartoons. But those three shows (Pokemon, Yugioh, Digimon) I couldn't fuck with
"my baa's go deep like a scubadiving sheep" was too good for badbars XD
"That's why you never got another battle scripts." So deadpan when Bam said, that killed me.
BAGNALL so brutally honest it's fucking hilarious, do more!!!
How is there not a single Flexplicit bar, surely the next episode is a tribute to him?
how can Bam sit there and laugh at some of these when in a couple of the actual videos he is reacting to them
Cos he's a fucking idiot.
fair haha
Because most of them flow well and 99.9% of people at events are drunk so they don't really think about what the person really said. It's also one of the big reasons battles should be judge after events.
18:17 I didn't realize that Don't Flop had their own version of DNA. Makes sense that he'd be the first Bad Bars winner.
"You look like mos prob if mos prob mos probably didn't look like mos prob"
I. AM. DONE
HAVEN'T LAUGHED LIKE THIS IN OVER A YEAR. THAT'S THE WORST BAR EVER.
That's a good kind of bad imo. Like UM....beretta!!!
This was much funnier than I thought it would be. Good job!
GIVE BAGNALL A BAD BARS BATTLE!
This. He basically freestyled bad bars all the way through this...
Bagnall once drunkenly battled The Saurus freestyle at a KOTD afterparty. No league is ready for him to take it seriously. Dude's a beast...
8 years on and this is still a winner.
I'm glad "I'm back homie" made the cut.
this should of just been 21minz of pedro spitting
That ending makes it so much clearer why Tony went in so hard on Double L for losing to Bleek
We need Cruger or Eurgh next time on this show!
Love Bagnall's honesty haha. I hope next episode is dedicated to Unan and his filler dragon bars
This was completely sick, you should definitely do more of these, some of those bars were so cringey, great work bagnall
this is the best thing on dont flop now! its so needed!
Legendary video
“Standing there looking like Carl from the Simpsons diagnosed with a pile of symptoms.” 😂
'i've been a bad boy from day, like i had terrets in school'
i quite liked that one actually.
terrets?
I don't get it. This is like almost brilliant but then just just left turns every time it's about to get good. The concept is dope. And when dude on the right (sorry, don't know UK battlers) starts to break down why the line sucks, it starts to get good. But then he just just nunbles to a stop and that's it.
It'd be so much better if they really broek that shit down. Really prove that's a bad bar. Give some examples on how it could have been better. Like if you're going to a show here you get into the art/science of battle wordplay then get into it, y'know? In those cases it was almost like they were just being dicks about cats they didn't like.
The other thing that held it back (for me) is when they were really reaching for not liking a line. Like at one point they were complaining that "cream you" as slag for kick your ass was too 1950s... I mean, I guess, not really, sort of... surely not enough to hate on the bar... Or when they complain about rhymes that are literally the same word... there are times when that is terrible and there are times when that is genius.
Things like slow-it-down and reverse-that are only bad because they've gotten too over-used. It'd be cool to hear some details of who got them started, when they peaked in popularity, examples of great ones versus bad ones, etc...
Basically, cool fucking premise. They clearly could have made this fantastic. I just wish they had taken it more seriously. There's a real market out here for battle criticism, but you got to put as much effort into it as you do your battles for it to work.
That's Bagnall... The camera man... The one with Cruger in it is a better episode...
alvin the chipmunk mate, double meaning
This is actually hilarious! I'd rather see this than filler battles.
"you aren't T like your uncles wife" Tony D's Webham
Bagnall is going in on everyone after having to film and edit their shitty bars
Loool innit, it must get him mad!
What's weird is that he mentions that if Eurgh or Shuffle or Bam and him exchanged glances it means they think a battler are shit. I watched Shuffle vs Anton afterwards and noticed Shuff staring point blank into the camera for the whole of Anton's first haha
episode 2 = FlexPlicit
episode 3 = Sniper E
episode 4 = Mickey Worthless
.....
Episode 5 6 7 8 9 Pedro
TehSho rtNoob Willzy could fill about 7 episodes on his own
TehSho rtNoob Willzy could fill about 7 episodes on his own
Willzy is actually quite good, I think; Pedro, Bleek and P Solja's episodes will be the best.
can anyone providea link to that battle please? 9:23
"I'm about to get indirect like debit. Call it Debenhams"
What the actual fuck.
What creps is Liam wearing with the wonky jumpman logo? Need those badly they're gully
this is first don't flop video I've watched multiple times in a long time. I find the 'he wrote that' rebuttal so damn funny
loved it, can't wait for episode 2
I don't even watch Don't Flop, but this type of video is a necessity cuz it applies to all leagues. So many of these battle rappers (new and vets) are wack and sound the same and they don't even know it
RIP Bleek
Like that they don't shy away from "top tier", or ex/current DF staff. No micky worthless though, DF doesn't even want to acknowledge that KOTR shambles. But you're missing a gold mine.
8; 30.....alvin in the chipmunks is a movie and a chipmonks name is Theodore. ....
Thanks for clearing that up
Tom Williams The shear bluntness of this comment actually had me in tears, you fucking laddo!
Tom Williams hhahhaahhaa
Congratulations Bleek you finally won something
“Alvin! Like a confident German” is a sick bar and that is a hill I will die on.
You'll hear Baraka Baraka like we'd picked the same character in Mortal Kombat.. there fixed it. No, still shit.
that's what i was thinking. Still wack, but not as shit as the two Obamas.
Does the one that isn't bam battle? Seems a bit cheeky to have a go at bars if you haven't battled
Bad bars battle confirmed:
Bleek vs BodyBagnall
Awesome concept for a video please continue this series
this was so over due
Like a Hebrew coat
Liam McDermott Hahaha
Liam McDermott
paha
Bagnall's hilarious and i'm only at the Cojay bars, get the cameraman a battle haha.
Its good to see bad bars are pointed out and discussed, also nice to see battlers like Dialect and O'shea getting some stick.
I wanna see tsu surf on this
"zen puts the zen in zen is so fucking boring" was my personal fave pahahaha
This shit is really needed , its a wake up call too all the lazy writers , you ARE being watched more than once , think about replay value before spouting shit lyrics for the sake of it .
You're the master at being bait! holy shit, I'm dying ahahah this is the funniest shit ever
Bagnall is the same fucking guy that was hyping every shit bar at the eurgh illmac event LOL.....lets be real !!!!
Can someone please tell me what exact shoes Bagnall is wearing? Cheers
I think they're made by Supra
"15:15 ... think about it"
This has the same awkward vibe as Kassem G's Going Deep. So good.
More of this! Bagnell breaks it down well. 14:27 & that Bleek montage had me pmsl
I still rate "drop T on the floor like a clumsy housewife"
6:45 finally someone says it. Sick of these "amazing" wordplay bars that don't work two ways...
i thought dropping T on the floor like a clumsy house wife was an ok line
the worldplay was alright but i think what they're getting at is that comparing yourself to a clumsy housewife isn't very impressive. like, okay, you're an old lady who just spilled some tea on the floor--that's not remotely intimidating, even if it is an interesting way to say what you're getting at. i do see where you're coming from tho, it certainly wasn't the worst bar of the lot, but i can see why it was included.
Old ladies are scary man, theyll drown you in prune just and give you brain hemorages with stale buiscuits
hahahahahaha man said blue eyes white dragon
Make Bagnall Judge, he doesn't sugarcoat anything.
Do more of these loved it DF bandwagon "cheew chewwwww"
I hope there is a next episode, what happend to the dont flop show ?
more of this please
hahaahah case in point that whole DVD bar from Bleek , he then said " fuck it it's irrelevant "
13:46 best bars
bleek got boyed nicely lmao
Bleek vs mista conspiracy needs to happen
I feel like Body bagnall is releasing some built up frustration. Do your thing man
i respect bagnall's opinion after watching this. very smart / knowledgeable dude.
you can see bam reacting to some of the bars though
awesome
5:50
Lol this was hilarious, Bagnall is funny
Imma bout to go in direct like debit call it Debenhams...I AM CRYING
Bring this back bagnall!
bleek look like DNA lol
That was hard to sit through....Definitely do more.
Bam is so stoned lol
Blue eyes white dragon is actually a character from yu-gi-ho.... Just to prove bam and bagnal wrong
Looool love this
Bagnall's a funny guy, I'd like to see more of him
Bagnall to host battles! pure jokes
Bagnall took every round
3 - Zip
i like the video but where is ogmios show
No, we don't get presents.
Bagnal...oh Bagnal...what happened to you?
Who is the dude that looks like tony d's twin? i think 3rd rapper in.
I'm surprised by how much I enjoyed just watching Bagnall say rapper's bars were shit.
from which battle was the black guy who did the "he said.. read that... kept that"
Sniper E vs Souljitsu
Next episode should be good bars
Flex on jumpoff was him at his worse lol
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
MORE OF THIS
What's with the Pokemon references man lol
Blue eyes white dragon is from a show like Pokemon...either Digimon or Yugioh or sumpthin like that...
Lu Cipher don't pretend like you don't really know. You know you was watching Yu gi oh back in the day. time to dddddd uueelll
It's Djeff C Lool. Called out. we was all watching that shit.
Phantomdirt one of them shows you know haha. The guy didn't wanna lose his status on the streets.
It's Djeff C If you know me you know all I talk about is kids shows and cartoons. But those three shows (Pokemon, Yugioh, Digimon) I couldn't fuck with
Lu Cipher You ain't real if you didn't fuck with Yugioh.
No Sniper E bars? are you guys scared of him or something ha
He was in there doing nonsense spells, but yeah could have featured heavily if they had more time lol.
Bagnell is actually really funny. he just hates battle rap after the amount hes filmed
Last few mins reminds me why i never watch Bleek battles.
Who’s here from dna tooth?
And I’m back.
Get bagnall presenting haha
Haha this was great.
I thought that chris leese line "I'll drop T on the floor like a clumsy house wife" wasn't that bad.