@@bearforfun Not supporting Aegon II first of his name and choosing to be a centrist is worthy of being a central heating system on the way to Winterfell
Those girls were far too young to be working in a Braavosi brothel; they were going down the wrong path. Ser Meryn was giving them some tough love to scare them straight.
@@aabbccdd4710 He admitted why to Arya when they were leaving KL. He murdered someone by kicking him in the balls until he was dead. It’s a pretty open and shut case.
Remember Syrio Forel was named First Sword of Bravos for knowing about cats. Not for his skill with the blade. He teaches Arya to study cats, as well. She never gets good with her sword from his lessons, but does learn cat emulation.
GRRM told me once when we were playing Smash that Ser Meryn Trant's actor called out D&D that they were bastardizing this great character and so as retaliation they made him do that disgusting, character assassinating pdf scene. Smh...
You forgot to bring up that Sansa was punished right after Lancel’s report of Rob Stark’s war crimes. They literally desecrated bodies by feasting on the dead. If anything we should celebrate his restraint.
Based takes as always. Waiting an investigation video about most dangerous groomers of Westeros. This guys like Syrio Forel, Hodor and even Patchface should be stopped.
Seven blessings to Lords Jamie and Gooner for their SER Meryn Trant defense fund! Gods be good we may rewrite The Hound's sandy britches rumors. Ser Trant can defeat the First Groomer of Braavos, while Sandy can't even face a butcher's boy in fair combat!
Meryn Trant is an objectively malicious character who enjoys inflicting pain on other people, truly despicable. I can’t wait to promptly change my mind in 24 minutes! Easily the best channel on TH-cam change my mind
I was in the army, an officer with a SOPC unit, a trick they teach you in counter intelligence is how to "pass" a lie detector, and a tack in your boot is a good way to keep a steady elevated heart rate.
I always thought the Tyrion line “Bronn, if Ser Trant speaks again, kill him” line was one of the dumbest in the show (don’t remember if it’s in the books). You’re telling me this kings guard is afraid of some random sellsword who just showed up?
Ser Meryn Trant, the "I just work here" police officer of Westeros (interpret how you will). Funnily enough, Ser Meryn Trant and Sandor Clegane are literally the same character with different outcomes. Both were right hand sword to Geoffrey, both kill someone "important" to Arya, and both are pretty good at "just following orders."
lmfao I did not start this video expecting Ser Meryn Trant to be compared to Toguro. Joffrey definitely has Elder Toguro vibes too. Knowing that Meryn Trant was seeking out not only the warrior strong enough to kill him, but literal Azor Ahai, makes the show better in hindsight.
Trant is just doing his job and there is no wrong when someone is doing his job. Plus he is doing the job with so much loyalty . What a loyal knight , what a loyal person . We love Meryn Trant .
So if Ser Meryen Trant didn't do anything wrong when following Joffery's cruel orders then the guards at the Nazi concentration camps who murdered many thousands of people by following their orders also did nothing wrong!!!
Ned Stark would love this man, he follows his kings orders, he is tall, decently skilled. Most Sansa beatings are by Boros who does not hold back, Meryn prob does, he is a knight that lives upp to Ned's standards.
Book Meryn Trant is essentially a Bronn but on Cersei's service rather than Tyrion's. Someone amoral, kind of sociopathic, apathetic, but not needlessly cruel or sadistic. A mere enforcer of the people who pay him. Show Meryn Trant is a dark combination of book Meryn Trant's murder of Syrio, book Boros Blount's cowardice and uselessness, and book Raff the Sweeting's sadistic pedophilia.
Thank you both for defending those who can’t defend themselves. Btw in the movie “unbreakable” Samuel l Jackson kills thousands of people attempting to find a super hero… eerily similar to merryn trants master plan…
Ok I don’t know if you follow one piece. But it’s clear “the first sword of bravos” is Mihawk. All title with no substance. While Jamie is shanks, the one hand Goat.
Ser Meryn Trant is one of the greatest kingsguard knights to ever serve. Under Joffrey the Gentle, the kingsguard went from being a corrupt establishment run operation to an organization of the greatest knights in the realm, a true king of the smallfolk
He was just obeying his king! He kept his vows better than fan favorite oathbreakers like Jon Snow and Jaime. And he defeated the First Sword of Braavos. Meryn Trant top 5 swordsmen in the verse?
Listen, I support the Thin White Line of the King's guard and the Thin Gold Line of the City Watch, WHEN they follow the lawful orders of the rightful king. I understand they have a tough job doing unpopular things by just following orders. Still, Meryn Trant clearly got bullied growing up as a ginger and is only doing the job to fulfill his revenge power fantasy. There's a clear line between following orders and being a willing jackboot for illegitimate tyrants. Trant( a letter away from tYrant BTW) is the kind of guy who would be looking in windows during a minor Shivers outbreak to make sure too many people weren't in one place, or bust into your house with the whole city watch and take your family's pet Little Valyrian and kill it because of city regulations. IMO when the Mannis sits on the throne he needs to bring in a 2nd Generation Volantene Westerosi who still appreciates how great Westeros is as Master of Whispers and Lord Commander of the King's Guard to root out all of the corruption and guys like Trant from the King's Guard, City Watch, and Whisperers. While he's at it, a popular young soldier who's seen how detrimental women's involvement in combat like Jon Snow in charge of a new standing Westerosi Military, along with another 2nd gen Volantene Westerosi and a Meereenese immigrant of Andal descent to share and expand the roles of Master of coin to cut all the reckless spending and decrease the Iron Bank debt would go a long way to Make it Summer Again. That's just my opinion
After watching this I'm looking forward to your "Ramsey Bolton did nothing wrong" video where you two go on the defence for Ramseys behaviour... can you guys redeem Ramsey in the eyes of your viewers?
Ser Teryn Mant was an honest man who got mixed up with the real villlains. By order of Good King Joffrey he tried to save Arya from that weirdo impostor sent by the assassin guild from Braavos while her Father was being provided care in royal custody by Lord Slynt after being wounded. That dancing guy he probably klilled the real Syrio Forel - we all know the real man was bald AF. He was trying to save more children from Braavos but Arya got indoctrinated by those sicko fundamentalist into being a child soldier for their cause and killed our brave knight.
Unironically, in the books, they make trant look like hes just a spineless shill for the crown that just follows orders, but in the show hes more villainous. i still hate him, but it's a little extra in the show
Innocent until proven guilty.
It’s the way the Seven would want it
The next video why Shireen is evil
I mean she does get in the way
@@bearforfun Not supporting Aegon II first of his name and choosing to be a centrist is worthy of being a central heating system on the way to Winterfell
She’s literally just in the fucking way all the time
@@OurHiltsHurt stop!!!!!!!!!
There is a reason she was cursed with being deformed. She sinned in a past life
The Jedi groom children across the galaxy and nobody bats an eye, Ser Merryn Trant………. And everyone loses their minds.
The double standards make me sick…
he is prepping the... emm the next line of the kings guard.
Thank you both for defending those who can’t defend themselves
We will always stand with those who society has casted aside.
Amen, I thought I was watching a sequel to JFK 1991.
Ser Merryn the Loyal! Ser Merryn the True!
@@OurHiltsHurt especiallly when those who will be beating the shit out of defenseless girls
“Everyone has good things about them especially Ser Merryn Trant”- Kanye West
I mean is he wrong?
The master minstrel has such famed compassion!
@@OurHiltsHurt Of course not wiser words have never been spoken.
As Lord Kanyes house words go: "House West knows best".
Those girls were far too young to be working in a Braavosi brothel; they were going down the wrong path. Ser Meryn was giving them some tough love to scare them straight.
When he says "too old" he really means "too old to get back on the path to Good".
Bless his good heart 🙏
“The greatest swordsman ever got killed by Meryn fucking Trant!!!!!!”😅😅😅😅😅. The Hounds funniest joke.
The Hound was bitter that his prowess was no were near Ser Merryn’s.
@@PalpatineIsAJewthe Mountain feared Trant
And then when Arya said he didn’t have a sword, only a stick… “the greatest swordsman who ever lived…. didn’t have a sword?” lol
@@JJFoster20 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If the greatest swordsman alive was killed in a duel by ser meryn trant what does that make ser meryn trant?
…. He is the greatest
@@OurHiltsHurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@OurHiltsHurt I bet his hair was greasier than Joffrey’s cunt
He had a wooden stick. If Syrio had a glock he would have won no problem
Exactly
Next video: why Hot Pie was being sent to the wall
@@aabbccdd4710 🤣🤣🤣
Bruh wtf now I want to know why as well
Definitely a .pdf
Definitely got caught sticking his dick in the pies he made.
@@aabbccdd4710 He admitted why to Arya when they were leaving KL. He murdered someone by kicking him in the balls until he was dead. It’s a pretty open and shut case.
You two need to start a Law Firm, defending the misunderstood and those who are trampled on!
They gonna represent Diddy
Giving a voice for marginalized communities
Better Call Saul
imagine all the orders Arthur Dayne carried out under Aerys. everyone loves him
@@gc8909 What are you implying?
Now I'm so excited to see the "In defense of Ramsay Bolton" Video. He deserves it!
Remember Syrio Forel was named First Sword of Bravos for knowing about cats. Not for his skill with the blade. He teaches Arya to study cats, as well. She never gets good with her sword from his lessons, but does learn cat emulation.
In TV Meryn’s defense they mixed a lot of him with Boros Blount who I don’t think anyone can defend.
these guys can...
This is consistently one of the funniest channels on youtube right now. Bravo OHH
Nice, now we just need in defense of Ser Allister Thorne
That one is so easy. What did he ever do wrong?
@@OurHiltsHurt Being an Irishman and believing in god? That man is a saint.
The only thing he did wrong was not assassinating Jon earlier!
He actually had some redeeming points, he was loyal to the targs. Woulda kissed ol Jony boy if he knew.
The show made him look based lmao.
Jaime: Ser you've been remiss in your duties.
Trant: What duties?
Jaime: Keeping the King alive.
I'm just waiting for the "what if ned put on the dress and twink maxed" video.
What if Robert married Ned instead of Cersei?
@@paulchristensen7 hes gotta have the massive milkers on the thumbnail
There’s a movie where Sean Bean plays a drag artist
GRRM told me once when we were playing Smash that Ser Meryn Trant's actor called out D&D that they were bastardizing this great character and so as retaliation they made him do that disgusting, character assassinating pdf scene. Smh...
They really hit us with the Nuremburg defense.
You forgot to bring up that Sansa was punished right after Lancel’s report of Rob Stark’s war crimes. They literally desecrated bodies by feasting on the dead. If anything we should celebrate his restraint.
I love the consistency of Don boy always opening the video.
Based takes as always.
Waiting an investigation video about most dangerous groomers of Westeros. This guys like Syrio Forel, Hodor and even Patchface should be stopped.
Can you guys do a "who could beat Hotpie in his prime" speculation video? Similar to the young Robert Baratheon one you guys did.
Grey Worm has a great chance because he's immune to Hot Pie's ultimate attack.
Seven blessings to Lords Jamie and Gooner for their SER Meryn Trant defense fund! Gods be good we may rewrite The Hound's sandy britches rumors. Ser Trant can defeat the First Groomer of Braavos, while Sandy can't even face a butcher's boy in fair combat!
The father will make his justice be known and the groomer will be punished accordingly
I heard they caught some Braavosi building tunnels underneath Kings Landing. Just a rumor
Odd that you're not allowed to criticize them openly.
Their coin pressures country that are not their own
The only knight in the series to keep his vows
Meryn Trant is an objectively malicious character who enjoys inflicting pain on other people, truly despicable. I can’t wait to promptly change my mind in 24 minutes! Easily the best channel on TH-cam change my mind
I was in the army, an officer with a SOPC unit, a trick they teach you in counter intelligence is how to "pass" a lie detector, and a tack in your boot is a good way to keep a steady elevated heart rate.
Thank you for defending the real heros of game of thrones
Ser Merryn the Magnificent was an honorable soldier on par with the greatest nights of all time
I always thought the Tyrion line “Bronn, if Ser Trant speaks again, kill him” line was one of the dumbest in the show (don’t remember if it’s in the books). You’re telling me this kings guard is afraid of some random sellsword who just showed up?
@@rhodierider402 he absolutely was. If not he would have killed Bronn right there. Watch the scene. Look at his face.
See the difference???
Yeah and it’s so aggressive for no reason. I don’t remember this in the books either but now I need to know.
@ he was educating his nephew!!!!!!
In the books it’s bronn and the chiefs of the hill tribes, something like “bronn, shaga, if ser Trant speaks again kill him”
He wouldn't be scared of Bronn and that would cause his death.
I prayed for you guys to make a video defending this king a while back ago in a subreddit.
Thank you ❤
Ser Meryn Trant was a good and noble knight of the realm. He only wanted to find his Robin in the silk.
Let us know what you think and we will tell you why you are wrong
Arguably worst human being on tv show. I’m going in open minded.
@@TheCmascagniBut surely he is entitled to a legal defense?
@ I’m going into it open minded. On tv show his death was my favorite plus I hated that he didn’t respect Tyrion when he was hand.
If you can sell me on this one you guys need a law degree, I’ll hire you immediately!!!!!!!
I better watch quickly in case TH-cam takes it down.
I appreciate you guys for not being AI generated content and voices. Thanks for doing what you're doing.
We were robbed of King Aerys and his new kingsguard Ser Greg and Meryn
Ser Meryn Trant, the "I just work here" police officer of Westeros (interpret how you will).
Funnily enough, Ser Meryn Trant and Sandor Clegane are literally the same character with different outcomes. Both were right hand sword to Geoffrey, both kill someone "important" to Arya, and both are pretty good at "just following orders."
lmfao I did not start this video expecting Ser Meryn Trant to be compared to Toguro. Joffrey definitely has Elder Toguro vibes too. Knowing that Meryn Trant was seeking out not only the warrior strong enough to kill him, but literal Azor Ahai, makes the show better in hindsight.
As soon as I saw this thumbnail, I swear... the biggest grin came upon my face 😂😂😂😂
Ser Boros Blount, “taster of the realm” next?
The valiant defensor of the Queen from up-jumped cutthroats
Nothing more.
2:23 erm actually dan and dave hurt alot of actors while doing dangerous stunts (like a group of extras jumping off winterfells walls onto boxes)
Trant is just doing his job and there is no wrong when someone is doing his job. Plus he is doing the job with so much loyalty . What a loyal knight , what a loyal person . We love Meryn Trant .
So if Ser Meryen Trant didn't do anything wrong when following Joffery's cruel orders then the guards at the Nazi concentration camps who murdered many thousands of people by following their orders also did nothing wrong!!!
Please defend Janos Slynt from all the lies, he's a great guy!
Lord Hansen: "Why dont you have a seat"
Ned Stark would love this man, he follows his kings orders, he is tall, decently skilled. Most Sansa beatings are by Boros who does not hold back, Meryn prob does, he is a knight that lives upp to Ned's standards.
Book Meryn Trant is essentially a Bronn but on Cersei's service rather than Tyrion's. Someone amoral, kind of sociopathic, apathetic, but not needlessly cruel or sadistic. A mere enforcer of the people who pay him.
Show Meryn Trant is a dark combination of book Meryn Trant's murder of Syrio, book Boros Blount's cowardice and uselessness, and book Raff the Sweeting's sadistic pedophilia.
Thank you both for defending those who can’t defend themselves. Btw in the movie “unbreakable” Samuel l Jackson kills thousands of people attempting to find a super hero… eerily similar to merryn trants master plan…
Did you guys make a video on Syrio? I can't find it...
We did but I am not sure if we unlisted it
@OurHiltsHurt Yeah, I remember watching it, it was hilarious. You should put it back up.
@@OurHiltsHurt
Bring it back please.
Roose Bolton next, he is so misjudged.
Ok I don’t know if you follow one piece. But it’s clear “the first sword of bravos” is Mihawk. All title with no substance. While Jamie is shanks, the one hand Goat.
If only honorable Ser Merryn discovered Syrio’s grooming sooner. Many lives would have been spared the hands of the cult brainwashed Arya.
Ser Meryn Trant is one of the greatest kingsguard knights to ever serve. Under Joffrey the Gentle, the kingsguard went from being a corrupt establishment run operation to an organization of the greatest knights in the realm, a true king of the smallfolk
That Darth Vitiate take... Based. 🫡
“If I send my daughter to learn ju jitsu and she came back wearing a hijab” is one of the wilder statement I’ve heard in a minute 😂
I named my Makuhita in Pokemon Go Meryn Trant because of this video
That's Martyr's reference is niche and amazing lolol
He was just obeying his king! He kept his vows better than fan favorite oathbreakers like Jon Snow and Jaime. And he defeated the First Sword of Braavos. Meryn Trant top 5 swordsmen in the verse?
Gator WHO NAMED YOU JUNIUS WITH A STUTTER
Ser Meryn Trant, True Sword of the Morning, rightful lord of Crasterly Rock, first of his name, Lord of the Based, the Woke-Slayer. Long may he reign
Such an underrated saint
Finally, the family name can be restored to its former glory.
Absolutely convinced, great video
Thank you. Glad you could see the light of the seven
I think you guys could apply for a government grant as an official advocacy group for the falsely accused.
When i first found this channel i thought yall were being serious but im loving the rage bait satire 😂
A knight should have honor and beating Sansa isn’t honor.
What if his King commands it?
He defeated the Greatest swordsman without a sword Syrio Forel!!
Listen, I support the Thin White Line of the King's guard and the Thin Gold Line of the City Watch, WHEN they follow the lawful orders of the rightful king. I understand they have a tough job doing unpopular things by just following orders.
Still, Meryn Trant clearly got bullied growing up as a ginger and is only doing the job to fulfill his revenge power fantasy.
There's a clear line between following orders and being a willing jackboot for illegitimate tyrants. Trant( a letter away from tYrant BTW) is the kind of guy who would be looking in windows during a minor Shivers outbreak to make sure too many people weren't in one place, or bust into your house with the whole city watch and take your family's pet Little Valyrian and kill it because of city regulations. IMO when the Mannis sits on the throne he needs to bring in a 2nd Generation Volantene Westerosi who still appreciates how great Westeros is as Master of Whispers and Lord Commander of the King's Guard to root out all of the corruption and guys like Trant from the King's Guard, City Watch, and Whisperers. While he's at it, a popular young soldier who's seen how detrimental women's involvement in combat like Jon Snow in charge of a new standing Westerosi Military, along with another 2nd gen Volantene Westerosi and a Meereenese immigrant of Andal descent to share and expand the roles of Master of coin to cut all the reckless spending and decrease the Iron Bank debt would go a long way to Make it Summer Again. That's just my opinion
Didn’t know you guys like Dune, just got a new sub💪👍
Anyone who deletes a Braavosi is good in my book.
Especially a one that is trying to covert a small girl to this religion.
@@OurHiltsHurt that elevates him from good to a saint
@@sentientdldo8368 A true knight and defender of the Seven
@@PalpatineIsAJew 🙏
Craster, I understand. He's a top bloke. But this one...oof. I mean he's based, but hardly 1/10 as noble as Craster or Walder Frey.
Let us know what you think after watching the video lol
@@OurHiltsHurt I stand by my statement, but I've always been partial to strong family men like Craster, Walder, Tywin and Randyll lol.
Simply following orders
That’s what Ned wants him to do.
The Killer of the Wooden Sword of Braavos...
I heard there was micro energy here in the comments section...
I was hoping arya would realize that whole scene. d&d really destroyed that fantasy for me 😔
4:15 Where in the books does Syrio indoctrinate Arya to another religion other than mentioning its once?
Ah, Sir Merman Trant. A fine cunnoisseur he was
Next vid: Why Mance Raider deserved to be burned
He's Widow's Peak material
Tremendous video. I’d put it in your top 10!!!!
After watching this I'm looking forward to your "Ramsey Bolton did nothing wrong" video where you two go on the defence for Ramseys behaviour... can you guys redeem Ramsey in the eyes of your viewers?
Sir trant is a honorable knight sees dontos giving a bad name to all knights. Drink up buddy chug thst wine
Ser Teryn Mant was an honest man who got mixed up with the real villlains. By order of Good King Joffrey he tried to save Arya from that weirdo impostor sent by the assassin guild from Braavos while her Father was being provided care in royal custody by Lord Slynt after being wounded. That dancing guy he probably klilled the real Syrio Forel - we all know the real man was bald AF. He was trying to save more children from Braavos but Arya got indoctrinated by those sicko fundamentalist into being a child soldier for their cause and killed our brave knight.
The wine they poured down his throat was probably expensive to. Just saying
Make it Ser Meryn Trant…no matter what else he is, he’s still a Knight.
The mountain I understand I actually feel his pain of constant headaches. But Trent? Nah you lost me here.
Why so much hate on the FIRST SWORD OF BRAVOS??
For the algoritm
Thank you sir
@@felixjohansson1501 always!!!!!! Give this man a seat on my Council!!!!!
As Master of Ships
I ship Meryn Trant and Arya
Bruh💀💀💀💀
What the fuck 😂
@@bearforfun it’s a good honorable match for the Romcom
I wish Kurtwood Smith played Meryn Trant…He would have played the character very nasty…
We need the Dorne video.
And the Randyll Tarly video too
Why would they need the religion for how they fight? Because their religious views align with how they see battle and death.....come on now.
Unironically, in the books, they make trant look like hes just a spineless shill for the crown that just follows orders, but in the show hes more villainous. i still hate him, but it's a little extra in the show
In defense of the Night King next?
Chet is the goat of did nothing wrong...he got the short end of the stick
sir meryn the based
Another one of King Robert’s drunken appointments I’m sure!!!!!!!
Hey. Robert has never made a mistake in his life
@ Janos Slynt???? Commander of Gold Cloaks. He appointed them together after a barrel of wine and 5 whores.
Flawless arguments
Next week why aerys the mad was 100% justified
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