Let's be real. He would just turn and say "Johnathan would you save this person." Because we all know that all plane emergencies would be solved if they a Johnathan.
I saw an elderly man fall onto rocks, head first, at the shore of a lake, splitting his head open. I am an EMT/Firefighter, and so I jumped into the water and got him onto shore, holding C-Spine as well as I could (the water was frigid-had to get him out ASAP). I was behind him, blood going everywhere, holding C-Spine and trying to get a LOC and Hx when a man knelt in front of us and said "excuse me, are you an EMT?" "Yes, I am, are you?" I replied, as I really needed some help. He said "No, I'm a doctor." "Oh!" I said, "your patient!" He looked shocked and utterly panic stricken and replied "What?! No! I'm a gastro guy! Your patient! Your patient!" I was reminded of this in watching this video.
Hahahaha. Yeah healthcare specialists feel compelled to intervene in these situations but the truth is unless you've actually trained in emergency situations, you're probably useless. I worked as an ED RN for years and many older, more experienced nurses were useless at first when transferred to the ED to help us during COVID. Reacting correctly in an emergency requires specific training.
@@icecream-zi7sc What a great question. Yes, he got 20 stitched and recovered quickly. He became a friend of mine, coincidentally, through a mutual friend. He'd probably kill me if he knew I referred to him as "elderly." :)
I think that’s more sound recording problem. The crowd noise we are hearing is coming by from his mic. You do need a crowd mic, if not many mics to get anything real from the audience.
You can occasionally hear some of the laughter in the main mic. Seems like it was loud enough for close proximity to pick up Very odd decision not to have at least one microphone pointed at the audience
Wait, you mean a medical lecture wasn’t mic’d up like a Netflix special and morons on the internet overreacted based on little or no information? You don’t say?
@@morrisginzburg1978 Fun fact: that wasn't his TH-cam channel. Someone was making it look like him, posting all his videos, and making money off them. The real Dr. G has since retaken control of things: th-cam.com/channels/YDVFfp_AN1WBiNwaf9522w.html
I once was having a panic attack on the plane and they asked for a doctor. They got a zoologist, but he had a phd, so he was technically a doctor. He was very nice and helpful, though. Man, the guy who preceded you must have put a damper on the crowd or they’ve just trained themselves not to laugh at speakers no matter what.
I don't think it was canned laughter, I think that what we heard was the very small amount that was loud/close enough to get picked up by HIS mic and couldn't be edited/filtered out (you can tell that I'm not a sound engineer)
Everytime I get on a plane I pray there is no medical emergency … Finally in my downtime during this pandemic revised the ABC’s of emergency care . Now I say - bring it on but pray it doesn’t happen . Ophthalmologist 🙍🏻♀️here
Im an RN and i was in line vehind a dude that had a paramedic vest. The flight attendant said "oh good a paramedic"..he said "no my dad gave this to me but i met a nurse on this flight and turned to me.. We were delayed due to a cardiac arrest so glad it wasn't me!
I dont understand. they make CNAs train in CPR, universal precaution, and how to deal with lightning strikes among other things Did I just go to a really good CNA school or something? This was in 2001. I thought people took these basic classes even if they wanted to volunteer at a hospital. I understand certian docs wouldnt know what to do with certian stuff but basic first aid and cpr? (Is it a liablity thing or dont all med proffesionals at least do CPR/first aid training?) Im just curious. Im usually on the patient end. (Not a huge fan of surgeons. My last one was terrible. Is it true that some are more worried about their #s than the patient? Heard that. This one had her underling carrying her purse for her and didnt tell me I had a hernia. Had to find out two years later when someone read the file. )
@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 They do learn it, BUT the last time they actually had to use it was like med school, usually at least a decade ago, so you can't be mad that they don't remember enough to help.
The top three term emergencies on flights (this is a joke, please do not take this at all seriously) 3. Acne (because very few people want to see you pop your pimples, and you'll annoy the entire flight if you take up the bathroom to do so) 2. Diaper Rash (Nobody wants to hear a Baby cry on a flight, they'll put up with it, sure, but they don't want to hear it) 1. Bruises (because someone got fed up either with someones kid kicking their seat despite being told not to or because someone got into a fight over the middle armrest) Like I said, this is a joke.
@@Hellhammer___666 They are real doctors. They're MD's which means they have a general knowledge of medicine. Their specialty is the skin. Same with ophthalmologists and all other specialties.
do people not understand the audience is not miced so the laughter can only picked up from the speakers mic, which means its going to be quiet; not to mention the noise suppression that is probably built in the mic
Lol Dr.Glaucomfleckon sense of humor lol been watching his yt videos since 2 months and they got their own kind of entertainment going on. Loved this. Wish they had mic for the crowd too. It felt a tiny bit painful to watch
Neurosurgery training in Canada is 9-10 years long after medical school (6 year residency + 3-4 years doing fellowship(s)+graduate degree(s). And this is after 4 years of medical school and 4 years of undergrad if someone gets into medical school right away. = 4 + 4 + 9-10 years = 17-18 years of total university after high school!
Why do you need to hear laughter here? Can't you find it funny unless you hear others laughing? Actually you can hear outbursts of laughter from the audience, not that it adds or detracts from anything.
Do you know what is worse than an ophthalmologist answering a call in the plane for a cardiac attack? A radiologist 🤣 that’s why we plug in earphones , inject a high dose sedative during flight to ourselves
Isn't some doctor better than no doctor? I'm under the impression that you all learn basic all around medicine before you go into your specialty, don't you?
@@emmel4fun Yes, but think of it like high school math, once you spend 10-20 years practicing ophthalmology, body medicine sounds as foreign as integers to a 40 year old.
The microphone didn't pick up their laughing but they were laughing. If you read the description it says the laughter wasn't picked up cuz there was no mic near them. Only Dr. G.'s mic was heard.
My eldery neighbor would add visine to her alcoholic husband's drink. He would get nauseous and pass out. He was a terrible old man who hit her when he got too drunk.
Here is what I’ve gleaned from this brilliant talk. 1)This gentleman is really funny 2) in general, ophthalmologist have embarrassingly pathetic senses of humor. This crowd of eye docs were as much fun an an obstructed bowel.
Let's be real. He would just turn and say "Johnathan would you save this person." Because we all know that all plane emergencies would be solved if they a Johnathan.
Problem is, Johnathan is in the checked luggage.
@@vtheb1299 tragic, Johnathan deserves better
@@jimash1672 he loves it. U open the zipper and he nods 😂
He's probably charging in his case in the luggage compartment.
I saw an elderly man fall onto rocks, head first, at the shore of a lake, splitting his head open. I am an EMT/Firefighter, and so I jumped into the water and got him onto shore, holding C-Spine as well as I could (the water was frigid-had to get him out ASAP). I was behind him, blood going everywhere, holding C-Spine and trying to get a LOC and Hx when a man knelt in front of us and said "excuse me, are you an EMT?" "Yes, I am, are you?" I replied, as I really needed some help. He said "No, I'm a doctor." "Oh!" I said, "your patient!" He looked shocked and utterly panic stricken and replied "What?! No! I'm a gastro guy! Your patient! Your patient!" I was reminded of this in watching this video.
Hahahaha. Yeah healthcare specialists feel compelled to intervene in these situations but the truth is unless you've actually trained in emergency situations, you're probably useless. I worked as an ED RN for years and many older, more experienced nurses were useless at first when transferred to the ED to help us during COVID. Reacting correctly in an emergency requires specific training.
Did the old man survive?
@@icecream-zi7sc What a great question. Yes, he got 20 stitched and recovered quickly. He became a friend of mine, coincidentally, through a mutual friend. He'd probably kill me if he knew I referred to him as "elderly." :)
@@victor-charlesscafati Glad to hear it! And sorry I called your friend old.
All "doctors" on scene are psychiatrists until proven other wise.
Dr. had 2 cancers and a cardiac arrest. Survived. Hes an inspiration.
So all that is required to be an inspiration is getting insanely lucky and living in an area with good medical care. Gotcha!
I love Dr. Glaucomflecken!!! 🥰 The crowd was so quiet tho. Come on, he was so funny!! 🤣
He mentioned in the video description that the crowd was laughing but had no microphone so they weren't recorded. 😊
Yeah, comedy specials mic up the crowd so you can hear the laughter, but this talk clearly doesn’t have that set up.
Maybe they were using the time to sleep.
I think that’s more sound recording problem. The crowd noise we are hearing is coming by from his mic. You do need a crowd mic, if not many mics to get anything real from the audience.
Yeah tough crowd. Dude always has me crying with laughter!
Add to that the psychiatrist responding to a fainting patient; keeping the patient upright, holding her hand and uttering comforting words😊
Aww
yes, psychiatrist doesn't even have portable ophthalmoscope!
🤣🤣
The description says the crowd didn’t have a mic, so the laughter wasn’t picked up. Makes this painful to watch and listen to but y’all can relax.
Yeah, it's incredibly weird to listen to😂
You can occasionally hear some of the laughter in the main mic. Seems like it was loud enough for close proximity to pick up
Very odd decision not to have at least one microphone pointed at the audience
Wait, you mean a medical lecture wasn’t mic’d up like a Netflix special and morons on the internet overreacted based on little or no information? You don’t say?
It amazes me how people don't consider the audience aren't being recorded for their reaction - sound engineering guys.
To be fair, the sound engineers setup for a conference on emergency medicine. "Crowd creations" probably not on the checklist for that type of event.
the audience are so dead.
You are amazed by this????
Optometry here. LOVE THIS!!! Wish the crowd wasn’t so tough
Highly recommend his TH-cam channel, great skits on medicine
They laughed but no mic for the audience
@@morrisginzburg1978 Fun fact: that wasn't his TH-cam channel. Someone was making it look like him, posting all his videos, and making money off them.
The real Dr. G has since retaken control of things: th-cam.com/channels/YDVFfp_AN1WBiNwaf9522w.html
you can hear them laughing if you focus, it's just their laughter isnt being recorded
The crowd are all neurosurgeons
As a veterinarian, I loved this.
He killed! Pity the crowd wasn’t enthusiastic
I know right?! I couldn't stop laughing
The crowd wasn't mic'd up that's why you can't hear them well.
@@khanthropology7221 came to say this
I was just thinking the same!
I was there. We were laughing our ass off.
Dry crowd
They must regularly use visine
I'm pretty sure they're here for a conference on emergency medicine
Read the descroption
They had no mic
"perfectly lubricated eye balls" was the best😂
Dr. Will Flanary is an apsolute legend
I once was having a panic attack on the plane and they asked for a doctor. They got a zoologist, but he had a phd, so he was technically a doctor. He was very nice and helpful, though.
Man, the guy who preceded you must have put a damper on the crowd or they’ve just trained themselves not to laugh at speakers no matter what.
"I have once kept a tiger calm during a testicular examn. I got this."
This audience didn't deserve him
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
I don't think it was canned laughter, I think that what we heard was the very small amount that was loud/close enough to get picked up by HIS mic and couldn't be edited/filtered out (you can tell that I'm not a sound engineer)
Everytime I get on a plane I pray there is no medical emergency … Finally in my downtime during this pandemic revised the ABC’s of emergency care . Now I say - bring it on but pray it doesn’t happen . Ophthalmologist 🙍🏻♀️here
Im an RN and i was in line vehind a dude that had a paramedic vest. The flight attendant said "oh good a paramedic"..he said "no my dad gave this to me but i met a nurse on this flight and turned to me.. We were delayed due to a cardiac arrest so glad it wasn't me!
@@dana102083 Son of a bitched outted you like that?
I dont understand. they make CNAs train in CPR, universal precaution, and how to deal with lightning strikes among other things Did I just go to a really good CNA school or something? This was in 2001.
I thought people took these basic classes even if they wanted to volunteer at a hospital. I understand certian docs wouldnt know what to do with certian stuff but basic first aid and cpr? (Is it a liablity thing or dont all med proffesionals at least do CPR/first aid training?)
Im just curious. Im usually on the patient end. (Not a huge fan of surgeons. My last one was terrible. Is it true that some are more worried about their #s than the patient? Heard that. This one had her underling carrying her purse for her and didnt tell me I had a hernia. Had to find out two years later when someone read the file. )
@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 They do learn it, BUT the last time they actually had to use it was like med school, usually at least a decade ago, so you can't be mad that they don't remember enough to help.
Mate, imagine being a veterinary ophthalmologist when there’s a medical emergency on a flight and you’re the only “dr”
Still better than being a Dr. of art history or mathematics.
Imagine being a dermatologist on a plane.
or a psychiatrist
Dermatologists rnt real doctors
Maybe ok woth snakes on the plane..lots of broken skin.
The top three term emergencies on flights (this is a joke, please do not take this at all seriously)
3. Acne (because very few people want to see you pop your pimples, and you'll annoy the entire flight if you take up the bathroom to do so)
2. Diaper Rash (Nobody wants to hear a Baby cry on a flight, they'll put up with it, sure, but they don't want to hear it)
1. Bruises (because someone got fed up either with someones kid kicking their seat despite being told not to or because someone got into a fight over the middle armrest)
Like I said, this is a joke.
@@Hellhammer___666 They are real doctors. They're MD's which means they have a general knowledge of medicine. Their specialty is the skin. Same with ophthalmologists and all other specialties.
do people not understand the audience is not miced so the laughter can only picked up from the speakers mic, which means its going to be quiet; not to mention the noise suppression that is probably built in the mic
Lol Dr.Glaucomfleckon sense of humor lol been watching his yt videos since 2 months and they got their own kind of entertainment going on. Loved this. Wish they had mic for the crowd too. It felt a tiny bit painful to watch
He’s ridiculously funny 🤣🤣🤣
This guy comes from a lineage of ophthalmologists. His great great grandfather was the doctor that discovered Glaucoma. Hence his name
Wow
@@greatarabia8091 it'd a joke
You're joking right?
@@AT-yj8gl No it's actually true. I looked it up.
@@greatarabia8091 what's his great great grandpa name. I couldn't find it
Dude, I'm an EMT and our response area includes a large international airport. This was spot on lmfao
Neurosurgery training in Canada is 9-10 years long after medical school (6 year residency + 3-4 years doing fellowship(s)+graduate degree(s). And this is after 4 years of medical school and 4 years of undergrad if someone gets into medical school right away.
= 4 + 4 + 9-10 years = 17-18 years of total university after high school!
My brother is pgy3 neurosurg in Canada and he’s still got a ways to go
Same for cardiology especially paediatric in Australia
@@ashtonduda9971 ive honestly never heard anyone in Canada use pyg in Canada where I am. Im an RN..is that a coincidence?
Tough crowd! The deafening silence detracts from how funny his set is.
Why do you need to hear laughter here? Can't you find it funny unless you hear others laughing? Actually you can hear outbursts of laughter from the audience, not that it adds or detracts from anything.
He would have killed it at an Academy of Ophthalmology meeting.
@DrGlauckemflecken you killed it.
Do you know what is worse than an ophthalmologist answering a call in the plane for a cardiac attack?
A radiologist 🤣 that’s why we plug in earphones , inject a high dose sedative during flight to ourselves
Isn't some doctor better than no doctor? I'm under the impression that you all learn basic all around medicine before you go into your specialty, don't you?
@@emmel4fun Yes, but think of it like high school math, once you spend 10-20 years practicing ophthalmology, body medicine sounds as foreign as integers to a 40 year old.
ER doc here ! Amazing ! jajaja 🚑🗽🙌 The crowd SUCKED !!!!
The microphone didn't pick up their laughing but they were laughing. If you read the description it says the laughter wasn't picked up cuz there was no mic near them. Only Dr. G.'s mic was heard.
@@CynthiasTikka Thank God !!!
He joked about radiologists, but we have to know how to deal with anaphylactic reactions
That TH-cam knew I would enjoy this is worrying. Dr Glock fan.
If he has a Jonathan, we are all good.
That might have been the worst introduction possible.
Haha why?
He could have read it out loud lol
It was fine!
@@eagillum it was awkward & not well written nor even adequately presented.
...and this audience convinced me never to go into EM
EM is great! The humor gets dark, you just gotta find the right people. This crowd wasn't it
@@camwheelcw i believe you, it just had to be said.
@@Sveccha93 the sound engineers probably tried to avoid their reaction
The description says they were laughing but they had no mics
From now on, that third pose will now be the one they always use of you.
He deserved so many more laughs!
I think he got em. We just can't hear them.
@@arnameyer3658 they are Jonathan laughs.
3:09 When you need that thumbnail for them clicks XD
That's one tough crowd to please. Yikes. Koodos to Dr. Glaucomflecken
Imagine clinical laboratory. Doesn't even work with people 😜
"Flashers" and Floaters - I know what you did there
the crowd was painful to have
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
He’s so funny 😂
Nothing worse than tossing out some jokes before the opening act and hearing crickets. Tough crowd.
That was an opthalmoscope?
This is good stuff!
Where was this so-called ER where no one knows how to laugh? In an Ingmar Bergman flick? Whew-tough crowd.
More like crowd with no mic
He came a long way!
DEAD crowd
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
@@vincentguttmann2231 not canned laughter. The bits you can hear are the audience laughing rly loudly
Crowd made me uncomfortable
My eldery neighbor would add visine to her alcoholic husband's drink. He would get nauseous and pass out. He was a terrible old man who hit her when he got too drunk.
Very good
Tough crowd lol
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
Here is what I’ve gleaned from this brilliant talk.
1)This gentleman is really funny
2) in general, ophthalmologist have embarrassingly pathetic senses of humor. This crowd of eye docs were as much fun an an obstructed bowel.
Tough crowd
haha this is the man right here
This guy killed. What a terrible audience!
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
The audience wasn't mic'd, so you can't hear them. They're laughing extremely loudly whenever you can.
Nice 👍
Awesome!
I love this guy but i wish the audience was mic'd it's kinda awkward
Woah this is awesome. ❤️
hey I know this dude from TH-cam shorts
This really seems more like a BAHfest entry
😂 Iol more than the crowd🤣
Tough Crowd...
There’s no crowd mic set up, so you just can’t hear them almost at all
God this guy was good! The crowd was full of a bunch of stiffs.
the crowd was clearly laughing, they just don't have mics
This guy is hilarious, the crowd, not so good.
your hearing is not so good, the crowd is clearly laughing but have no mics
Jack Stratton Energy
Jeez that crowd sucks
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
Tough crowd. Only doctors can sit so quiet listening to comedy show. Perhaps they tried to take it with all the respect and empathy to the cause.
😂
What a sad crowd this was.
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.
@@vincentguttmann2231 were did you read canned laughter?
🤣🤣🤣
This first guy is GOD AWFUL. Zero sense of humor and sounds like he’s so out of breath he might pass out
The jokes were excelent, but one would be more related in the field (health care).
Tiktoker hahahahah
Dead audience
Problem is that the audience didn't have a mic so they had to used canned laughter.