I'd 100% be a navigator. They're so rich, influential, and powerful that even chaos marines know not to fuck with them. Even goddamn chaos doesn't mistreat them.The only person who did anything to piss them off is guilliman.
It’s all fun and games til a navigator unleashes his 3rd eye on you. Imagine Epstein island with 40k flair, yea getting diddled would be the least of your problems.
Just be careful not to work in any bordellos named: 1. Ass-tart-ies 2. House of Slaanesh 3. The Khornehole 4. The Necronphiliac 5. The Cadian's Crack Or any other suspiciously named house of [pleasurably] ill repute!😉😀
The best job would be a defense contractor. Warhammer 40k is nirvana for defense contracting. Construction, supply vending, logistics, aviation engineering, mechanical engineering, telecommunications, chemical distribution, etc. War is good for business and the imperium is forever in war. Even if the imperium relies on state ownership, there will always be gaps for the private sector to fill.
If you read the Einsenhorn books, the job as an Inquisitor is extremely rough at times. They do have the capital and resources of the Ordos behind them, but when in the field, they can be extremely harrowing and exceptionally life-threatening. The fact they are facing some of the hardest to find threats the Imperium faces (hidden cults and spies) makes their line of work extremely dangerous and far from being a cushy or easy job. In the first Yarrick novel, (Imperial Creed) one of the inquisitors get assassinated by the Cultist he seeks. In the short story collection of "Treacheries of the Space Marines", one of the short stories involves an Inquisitor chasing after an Alpha Legion. The Alpha legion grooms this inquisitor, leaving breadcrumbs to cases to follow, allowing his reputation to grow until he becomes a Lord Inquisitor while still hunting for the Alpha Legion. The Alpha Legion in the end is killed, but he in turn is killed by an Alpha Legion who will replace said Lord Inquisitor! To be an Inquisitor requires a certain skillset but also some odd quirks (including obsessive compulsion, whether to purge the wicked or to follow until every stone is unturned). Either they can temper this or their compulsion destroys him/her. Just look to Einsenhorn, declared Diabolus by the very institution he serves, or Kryptman, whose obsession to stop the Tyranids led to a series of unsanctioned exterminatus.
The argument between complexity vs difficulty will never be resolved. Some people do difficult but simple jobs. But some others do seemingly easy but very complex jobs. Which one is more demanding and tiresome? A miner does backbreaking work but it's simple. A governor sits comfortable on his throne but he has to manage an entire planet. Put a miner in the governor's shoes and he will want to go back to mining from day 1. Put a governor in a miner's shoes and he too will want to quit. So this argument will never end.
I dont see the difference. We already eat corpses, the only difference is that on 40k human is too in the menu, which makes sense even irl, with how large cementeriums are becoming.
@@justinkemp4019 well he made a second mistake then. Lucifer Blacks are absolutely no match for harlequins. It’s like a woman armed with a stick going up against a Grey Knight
Being some prison warden watching some empty box because emperium beleve some chaotic deamon to be trapped inside boring but the prisoner in the box has no visitors no need feeding inspecting or cleaning the box.
A thousand a day is seemingly big numbers, but it is absolutely *nothing* but a drop in the vast ocean of human lives. Chances of being sent to such a fate is immeasurably small.. even for psychers. It doesn't make it GOOD or FAIR, but it is hardly reason to not wish to support the Imperium when the opposite is to worship Chaos or have no one behind you to support you for the war against Tyranids or Necrons. Humans number in their trillions.. just on the Imperium side alone. Maybe a trillion more unaccounted for or on Chaos side. Since you mention Chaos as a worthy alternative to the mere 1000 lives lost a day to the Emperor.. how many lives are swallowed by the Chaos Gods each day then? Maybe not immediately, but once they die. I would hazard that far more than a thousand a day die at the mercy of either Chaos God alone. Chaos is not meant to be an appealing alternative. It's meant to be absolute chaos and suffering. It is both the brutality (and beauty) of nature, but also the murdering intent of all species. Life in the Imperium is brutal for most, but to think that Chaos seems like a decent alternative (assuming one is just as irrelevant as a factory worker) makes it seem like there's a massive misunderstanding going on. Being a mortal sworn to Chaos might give you more liberties.. but hardly to live life as you see fit... unless that is to live and die for the Chaos Gods. So why not live and die for an entity that doesn't eat your soul as a guarantee.. though the Warp might do that anyway.
I kind of wanted to root for Chaos marines, but theyre just as morally bankrupt as the imperium. I think a modest lifestyle would be humanity refraining from using the warp like Tau. Tau are doing rather well without using the warp. Not saying I would root for them. Theyre just as nefarious as everyone else but more liberal about their conquest.
Its all coz he is getting more and more power in warp coz all humanity belive he is a God and they do everything in his name so he is supper powerful in warp. Alos just think about its not just 1000 sacrifice, in 24hrs there are planets destroyed with 100 of billions lives in eperors name. There is no chaos God who get so many sacrifices like big E
How would a fast food job from the M3 era be classified in the 41st millennium? And how would education for children be compared from M3 to 41st millennium? A kindergarten child being compared to a child recieving college education by the time they can speak?
I am of the view that we can't make this all up (the story yes of course but the conditions where technologies have been discovered and then forgotten really look possible)
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Being a chapter serf with the Salamanders would be in the top 5, as long as you have flame-retardant clothes.
and high spf sunscreen for your face, lol
Navigator - Don't forget that more often than not, they die a very horrific death, either by the warp itself, or when captured by chaos.
Best job? Same as today: Be the Cameraman!
Without seeing it all the way...Sororitas personal trainer
Hilarious
Yoga...
they don't take any celibacy vow !
I'd 100% be a navigator. They're so rich, influential, and powerful that even chaos marines know not to fuck with them. Even goddamn chaos doesn't mistreat them.The only person who did anything to piss them off is guilliman.
You'd be hella inbred tho
Blood Angel's Chapter Master Dante's personal therapist.
Not that its the BEST job, but the most needed one.
Gigalo on a pleasure world. Tough life, but someone’s got to do it.
All fun and games until the emperor's children arrive
It’s all fun and games til a navigator unleashes his 3rd eye on you. Imagine Epstein island with 40k flair, yea getting diddled would be the least of your problems.
@@Tere225
LGBTQ+ Astartes!?😂
"Polish my bolter with your mouth, and by the Emperor, I'll pay you in geneseed!"😂
Remember that when some 500lb noble decided he likes the way you walk
Just be careful not to work in any bordellos named:
1. Ass-tart-ies
2. House of Slaanesh
3. The Khornehole
4. The Necronphiliac
5. The Cadian's Crack
Or any other suspiciously named house of [pleasurably] ill repute!😉😀
The best job would be a defense contractor. Warhammer 40k is nirvana for defense contracting. Construction, supply vending, logistics, aviation engineering, mechanical engineering, telecommunications, chemical distribution, etc. War is good for business and the imperium is forever in war. Even if the imperium relies on state ownership, there will always be gaps for the private sector to fill.
Haliburton shareholder: *heavy breathing intensifies*
2nd best job: Inquisitor
Best job: Tau janitor; anything on a Tau world.
If you read the Einsenhorn books, the job as an Inquisitor is extremely rough at times. They do have the capital and resources of the Ordos behind them, but when in the field, they can be extremely harrowing and exceptionally life-threatening. The fact they are facing some of the hardest to find threats the Imperium faces (hidden cults and spies) makes their line of work extremely dangerous and far from being a cushy or easy job.
In the first Yarrick novel, (Imperial Creed) one of the inquisitors get assassinated by the Cultist he seeks. In the short story collection of "Treacheries of the Space Marines", one of the short stories involves an Inquisitor chasing after an Alpha Legion. The Alpha legion grooms this inquisitor, leaving breadcrumbs to cases to follow, allowing his reputation to grow until he becomes a Lord Inquisitor while still hunting for the Alpha Legion. The Alpha Legion in the end is killed, but he in turn is killed by an Alpha Legion who will replace said Lord Inquisitor!
To be an Inquisitor requires a certain skillset but also some odd quirks (including obsessive compulsion, whether to purge the wicked or to follow until every stone is unturned). Either they can temper this or their compulsion destroys him/her. Just look to Einsenhorn, declared Diabolus by the very institution he serves, or Kryptman, whose obsession to stop the Tyranids led to a series of unsanctioned exterminatus.
The argument between complexity vs difficulty will never be resolved. Some people do difficult but simple jobs. But some others do seemingly easy but very complex jobs. Which one is more demanding and tiresome?
A miner does backbreaking work but it's simple. A governor sits comfortable on his throne but he has to manage an entire planet. Put a miner in the governor's shoes and he will want to go back to mining from day 1. Put a governor in a miner's shoes and he too will want to quit. So this argument will never end.
I love burgers but I’m not sure I want to have a burger from the 41st Millennium…
Corpseburger
I dont see the difference. We already eat corpses, the only difference is that on 40k human is too in the menu, which makes sense even irl, with how large cementeriums are becoming.
For me it would be a Grey Knight, or the Death Watch. Both secretive yet important Astartes roles against Chaos or Xenos.
I would rather be a ork. They seem to have fun.
Right. )(
Or Harlequin. Must be amazing to be able to toy with Custodes like they’re a complete joke
As long as your not a grot
@@frankthetank8050 The author of that book confessed that was his mistake and he wrote custodes instead of Lucifer Blacks
@@justinkemp4019 well he made a second mistake then. Lucifer Blacks are absolutely no match for harlequins. It’s like a woman armed with a stick going up against a Grey Knight
Astartesburger
Kind of got a ring to it.
Mac Marine my favourite chapter
personal cook for ship captain or navigator or someone like that.
Being some prison warden watching some empty box because emperium beleve some chaotic deamon to be trapped inside boring but the prisoner in the box has no visitors no need feeding inspecting or cleaning the box.
As a farmer I think would likely be a follower of the big stinky Grandfather. Maybe I'll get to tend his super garden in the warp....
humanity is trying to survive in a deadly story of 40k and yet they send humans to die to refuel there ships? crazy
Living as human is the 40k universe ; youre just one amongst billions..
/looks around and see another 7b peeps.
and that's just in one hive city.........
That should have been quadrillions
@@donmac7780 aye. billions really isnt that impressive. were alrdy there, have been there for quite some time now
Watching this has made me realize, it sounds better to give into Chaos. Giving 1,000 lives and DAY to sustain the God Emperor? No thanks.
A thousand a day is seemingly big numbers, but it is absolutely *nothing* but a drop in the vast ocean of human lives. Chances of being sent to such a fate is immeasurably small.. even for psychers. It doesn't make it GOOD or FAIR, but it is hardly reason to not wish to support the Imperium when the opposite is to worship Chaos or have no one behind you to support you for the war against Tyranids or Necrons. Humans number in their trillions.. just on the Imperium side alone. Maybe a trillion more unaccounted for or on Chaos side. Since you mention Chaos as a worthy alternative to the mere 1000 lives lost a day to the Emperor.. how many lives are swallowed by the Chaos Gods each day then? Maybe not immediately, but once they die. I would hazard that far more than a thousand a day die at the mercy of either Chaos God alone.
Chaos is not meant to be an appealing alternative. It's meant to be absolute chaos and suffering. It is both the brutality (and beauty) of nature, but also the murdering intent of all species. Life in the Imperium is brutal for most, but to think that Chaos seems like a decent alternative (assuming one is just as irrelevant as a factory worker) makes it seem like there's a massive misunderstanding going on. Being a mortal sworn to Chaos might give you more liberties.. but hardly to live life as you see fit... unless that is to live and die for the Chaos Gods. So why not live and die for an entity that doesn't eat your soul as a guarantee.. though the Warp might do that anyway.
Are you saying he isn’t worthy of your worship fellow Imperial?
I kind of wanted to root for Chaos marines, but theyre just as morally bankrupt as the imperium. I think a modest lifestyle would be humanity refraining from using the warp like Tau. Tau are doing rather well without using the warp. Not saying I would root for them. Theyre just as nefarious as everyone else but more liberal about their conquest.
A 1000 psychkers a day...thats about 4 billion. So an entire Earth of psykers has been given so far. Not exacatly sustainable
Its all coz he is getting more and more power in warp coz all humanity belive he is a God and they do everything in his name so he is supper powerful in warp. Alos just think about its not just 1000 sacrifice, in 24hrs there are planets destroyed with 100 of billions lives in eperors name. There is no chaos God who get so many sacrifices like big E
How would a fast food job from the M3 era be classified in the 41st millennium?
And how would education for children be compared from M3 to 41st millennium?
A kindergarten child being compared to a child recieving college education by the time they can speak?
I think Dark Eldar Corsair would be the most fun 9/5, all options weighed.
I am of the view that we can't make this all up (the story yes of course but the conditions where technologies have been discovered and then forgotten really look possible)
Love the series... Audio needs a bit of mastering
What 40k jobs would people leave this universe to do?
Rogue trader x
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i really liked listening to Donald Trump!!!
0:25 seconds in, and I can't listen anymore. Cool topics, bad writing.
These are just quotes from 40k books lol
Human in 40k is slave or worst to a hidden chaos god aka the emp