Pawn-Gullible. Knight-Does what he thinks is right. Rook-Slow but deadly. Queen-Brutal Killer. King-Calm and has paranoia. Bishop-Smart but a deceiver.
I love how there are different animations for each unit who kills the same type of units. The only thing missing in this game is the gore and blood. Also, that queen is a ruthless assassin hahaha
And the only reason she died to a knight was because she was dumb enough to accept his dance challenge and the only reason she defeated a bishop was by doing a trick
Mortal Combat had a chess game you could play once upon a time. Didn't even need to be good at chess, each piece is assigned a health bar and you fight one on one.
"Imma gonna kill you!" "But sir, would you like some mead before you do so. You must be thirsty after chasing me? "Wow, your so hospitable, and taking me about to kill you so nicely. Even did your own last rites... *gobble gobble* guuuu aaaaaaaaggghhH...."
That's because this is not the old battle chess, you're used to the old battleships doing that, which I understand, but you got to get used to new stuff, otherwise just get the F out of here
@@kirillzakharov7336 I know it wasn't it and I apologize, I can't help it it's like every time during the day I'm happy and then the next day my personality switches and I'm angry and rude and annoyed and all the above.
2:04 I love that the King respects his men and vice versa. Usually royalty in fiction is shown to hate their subjects and vice versa so any example of a respectful rulers are refreshing.
Where has this game been all my life????? Bishops come at you "sideways". Rooks aren't agile enough to move anyway but in a straight line. The Queen has MULTIPLE ways to get you. Pawn are pretty straight forward (pun intended) and the Knights do it with style.
This is a pretty neat game with so much graphics and action. I don't know how to play chess, yet watching this game feels so pleasurable. Well done! :)
as a beginner, all you really need to know is how each piece moves. Rook:forward, backwards, right and left in straight lines. As much as it needs to, or until it hits either edge of the board. That's also how it takes pieces. Bishop:the same as the Rook, only it moves diagonally. Queen:literally just a combination of Rook and Bishop. Moves and captures in either direction. King:literally just like the Queen, but it can only move one square at a time. Also, there always has to be at least one square distance between the two Kings. Knight:Moves in L shapes. Can jump over other pieces. Pawn:from it's original starting position, it can move two squares at a time. From there, it moves one square at a time. It captures pieces differently than others. It captures diagonally, and can only capture a piece if it's directly forward and left/right of it. However, if a pawn has just traveled two squares forward, another pawn can capture it, right after it moves. So, if a white pawn moves two squares from its starting position, and stops et either side of or back left/right of a black pawn, the black pawn can capture it at that moment. This is called En Passant, literally "On passing" in French. Then, checks and checkmates are achieved by getting the enemy King into the line of fire of one(or two) of your pieces. Checkmate is achieved when the King can not get out of check. Either it can not escape, the checking piece can not be captured, or the King can not be blocked. The Knight is even more powerful here, since its check can not be blocked, due to its ability to jump over pieces. If the King is the only enemy piece left, and it cannot move, that's a stale mate. A draw. The King can also castle to either side, if it and the Rook had not moved until that point, and if there are no other piece in the way. Note that you can not castle in, through, or out of check. This is the basic stuff all beginners need to know. If my explanation is confusing, then just check out any videos on TH-cam. Chess is a great game to spend time, and develop your mind.
@@kirillzakharov7336 Thank you for your detailed explanation on chess play pieces. I totally agree with you on the development of our mind in playing chess. Appreciate you taking the time to explain it. :)
These were very popular in the late 90s and early 2000s, I even had a lego "battle chess" video game on pc as a kid. But this one is nice and the humor is on point. Do they have any other "themes" besides the standard medieval one? Anybody know?
11:17 Knight:Hey,Come here to me,Queen Queen:Okay.... But dance into the Death 11:52 Knight:Muhahahaha! Queen:No! Do not Crumble my Neck Knight:Never to You
Never seen this game before. I like the animation on captures and castling. As for the gameplay you did pretty good. You found some nice tactics in the middlegame.
The game needs more army styles than just one and more player colors would be neat too. Being able to select that separately for each side would be great. Maybe some other styles could have different animations too.
Bishop: (offers drink) Dumb@$$ Pawn: (questions safety, drinks it anyway, and frickin' dies) Me: He chose... poorly. Sorry-- couldn't help the Indiana Jones reference. 😆
why was this in my recommended, why am I watching, why I am enjoying it lmao....It's been a really long time since I've seen a chess game tbh (and the added craziness is better)
There was a 80s chess game with this idea. Queen was a sorceress, Tower was a walking construct of bricks, King had the funniest kills: the elderly man was one hell of a trickster with gadgets, his sceptre a flail in disguise.
you know i actually like the little combat sequences, their not bad, also i like how it's not the same fight theme for every encounter. for example the Queen vs the Pawn, the 1st had her seduce then shock the 2nd one had her trick the pawn, nice change up. if the animations were slight better, and maybe a few more details & effects i would play this chess game.
I'm looking at these castle guys and thinking to myself, I can see these guys as a second heavy class for the Knights in for honor. Castles would be perfect names for them too
11:31 watching this far was definitely worth it. Look at him go! He's straight up shmooving!
Well at least we know what he does when he is not fighting
I’m 80%certain there was a joke reference in there smh
Mr Anderson I’ve been patiently waiting for u to be here.
The queen kills the knight with sadism.
The knight kills the queen with style.
Shao Kahn: friendship!... Friendship Regretted!
I actually saw that shit and said: “What a good representation of what feminism does to equality”
Micheal Jackson is inside the knight
Eggxcelent! XD
@@indigo3032 Hm. Yes. Politics. Indeed
Pawn-Gullible.
Knight-Does what he thinks is right.
Rook-Slow but deadly.
Queen-Brutal Killer.
King-Calm and has paranoia.
Bishop-Smart but a deceiver.
Me-king k rool main
Psychomath
The queens a magic assassin!
Hotel - trivago
Pawn-thug
Knight-brawler
Bishop-Rush
Rook-Beast
Queen-Legend
King-Patriarch
Hermione: "Thats barbaric."
Ron: "Thats Wizard's Chess."
Edberg Hek I’m dying rofl best comment
Yes, drink a suspicious liquid offered by your enemies. What could possibly go wrong?
Ashbel or eat a steak offered by the enemy
Ashbel he chose poorly
To be fair, it /was/ a priest...
... who's probably going to be defrocked for that, mind.
Ashbel I imagine it being a pre battle communion between followers of God, only to be twisted for the Bishop's benefit.
....or have a dance
2:05 Rook and King Swapy thing
2:33 Pawn Kills Pawn
2:55 Knight Kills Pawn
3:35 Knight Kills Bishop
3:57 Queen Kills Knight
4:55 Pawn Kills Knight
5:24 Bishop Kills Pawn
6:18 Queen Kills Pawn
6:55 Queen Kills Pawn
8:53 Bishop Kills Bishop
10:07 Queen Kills Bishop
11:11 Knight Kills Queen (Wtf Moment)
12:34 Queen Kills Rook
14:01 Bishop Kills Knight
14:38 Pawn Kills Bishop
16:05 Queen Kills Rook
16:45 Queen Kills Pawn
17:24 King Kills Knight
18:18 Checkmate
18:22 Rook Kills King
19:03 Remaining Pawns Cries Because King Is Ded And Ded King = No Leader, No Leader = Chaos In The Army (?) And Population
2:05 is called Castling in chess
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11:40 best dancekill ever
Those moves are a real NECK turner
That Knight sure knows how to turn a Queens head.
Damn that knight got some moves
Zxsyopf
Изящен и ловок.
11:40
Knight: lets dance queen!
Queen: yay!
Knight: *twists the queen's neck*
Queen: ... (suffocates to death)
Knight: *yay*
Sus
@@PaGDu333 When the impostor is sus 😳
knight was a playboy
I love how there are different animations for each unit who kills the same type of units.
The only thing missing in this game is the gore and blood.
Also, that queen is a ruthless assassin hahaha
Well i think they wanna make this chess a bit pg yknow?
Everyone talks about the dance off and the goblet kill, but no one talks about the pawn that perserveered through the most epic battle. 4:55
Yeah, quite impressive on the pawn's part
Ой
17:34 "Nothing personal, kid..."
18:32 he should use his sword, seems fishy for me
Now i finally understands why Queens are so powerful.
"Oh this is a neat little game. These animations are cute...
*watches queen kill knight*
"Holy shit"
Truly a Killer queen.
Your Movement Has Activated My Chess [Killer Queen] Ability...
.... *[ROOK'S MINE!]*
Joel Guadalupe Loyola Velazquez Looks like she made the knight...
*BITE THE DUST*
The queen had offed the knights head.
I remember the original battle chess; the rooks were actual castles that transformed into rock golems. If Rook took a Queen, it ate her.
"That's totally barbaric!!!"
"That's wizard's chess."
Stolen
14:22 Agent 47.
Yin Maw more like pope 47
The bishop is one of his disguises and he’s bald too lol
Excelent work 47
4:30 Gotta admit, the King sure has some balls when marrying his Queen
Thats because his queen already did a number on his balls when they were both in their room
@@thelunchking4069 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Nickson
Queen ability:
1.Telekinesis
2. Freeze (enemy)
3. Seducing
But queen can also be seduced (by knight dance)
Also queen attitude is like a witch
She made the witch king from the lord of the rings looked like a chihuahua
Shes a witch bitch
And the Queen will forever be my favorite piece on the board. Seriously, she's so sadistic and crafty, and I love how powerful she is here.
And the only reason she died to a knight was because she was dumb enough to accept his dance challenge and the only reason she defeated a bishop was by doing a trick
@@hypermaeonyx4969she is literally the strongest piece on the chess board bruh
i love how the achievement for using the queen to kill multiple enemies is called "Crafty Cougar"
My Dancing Knight and Me
*neck snap*
nah
Philip Gerlach you talk to much XD
Mas Crasy ,daga1.bp.blogspot.com/_DEJlVElaxjA/TcwnZhtWKEI/AAAAAAAABR0/XOxMt2wTuzk/Chapter%2520044-01.jpg?imgmax=3000
This game might be what sparks my intrest in chess again.
They had the time and effort to do all of these animations. They deserve more
4:00 *Ten sith lords who could kill Darth Sidious in seconds*
Dude, the only thing that could make this game better is DOOM levels of blood and gore.
The original was actually pretty gory, I remember some animations included dismemberment and beheading.
Mortal Combat had a chess game you could play once upon a time. Didn't even need to be good at chess, each piece is assigned a health bar and you fight one on one.
I smell a MOD coming...
This game is real dude. There is no such things as blood.
You need to see a psychologist
"Imma gonna kill you!"
"But sir, would you like some mead before you do so. You must be thirsty after chasing me?
"Wow, your so hospitable, and taking me about to kill you so nicely. Even did your own last rites... *gobble gobble* guuuu aaaaaaaaggghhH...."
I think it was meant to be suggestive of the offering of communion, which the pawn may very well be loathe to reject.
14:16 don't turn your back on your enemy and make sure they are dead. Obi-wan didint and look where he is now.
Partying with darth vador in hell
Or take the high ground, that works too.
Sad but facts
@@ESFAndy011 obi wan is the only one who has mastered the high ground
Obi wan did know he wasn’t dead he was turning into a force ghost
I'm so mad they didnt give the knight the leaping animation, because the knight is a unique character that can literally jump
That's because this is not the old battle chess, you're used to the old battleships doing that, which I understand, but you got to get used to new stuff, otherwise just get the F out of here
@@demochris1786 that was completely uncalled for.
@@kirillzakharov7336 I know it wasn't it and I apologize, I can't help it it's like every time during the day I'm happy and then the next day my personality switches and I'm angry and rude and annoyed and all the above.
All these years I thought the knight has horse
11:35 Sir Michael Jackson
Game && game hi
That finale was flawless
luis ii
Lieutenant Lettuce yeah, it was
The kill was very funny lol
Priest: 14:09 le dies to the knight
Mini Knights: Looks
Priest: Sees if he's distracted for sure and gets up
Knight: Welp, it's time to die
@•🍒ChxrryroseLxllipopCat🌷• Don't know about Priest, but definitely Elephant.
@•Cherrythesussybaka• not elephant cuz elephant is rook and camel is bishop and bishop does mean priest so yeah
The queens is vicious AF
2:04 I love that the King respects his men and vice versa. Usually royalty in fiction is shown to hate their subjects and vice versa so any example of a respectful rulers are refreshing.
16:52 ZA WARUDO!!!
That blue queen is definitely playing on the right team because she’s Ice Cold
Red queen isn't any better,no wonder she's the main villain of Alice In Wonder Land.
LET IT GOOOOOO
6:30 What a shocker (also dat death scream)
Where has this game been all my life????? Bishops come at you "sideways". Rooks aren't agile enough to move anyway but in a straight line. The Queen has MULTIPLE ways to get you. Pawn are pretty straight forward (pun intended) and the Knights do it with style.
Yandere queen simulator
Abdul jamal shariq lequif rahman the beeg deek the 3rd stfu troll
Rude
Have u watch maou yuusha ?
Queens a witch bitch
dont you know what a yandere is?
btw yandere simulator and yan dev sucks
Who would win. The ruler of a kingdom or 1 thicc boi
The thicc boi wins
Queen always makes fatality like attacks
4:55 amazing fight scene
The queen is savage ~~
the queen is a witch '-'
I was like the queen's got a knife........ No she has magic
the Queen just dab
To me it's more like psychopath
She just did a patriot hitting the guy multiple times with a blade
This is a pretty neat game with so much graphics and action. I don't know how to play chess, yet watching this game feels so pleasurable. Well done! :)
as a beginner, all you really need to know is how each piece moves.
Rook:forward, backwards, right and left in straight lines. As much as it needs to, or until it hits either edge of the board. That's also how it takes pieces.
Bishop:the same as the Rook, only it moves diagonally.
Queen:literally just a combination of Rook and Bishop. Moves and captures in either direction.
King:literally just like the Queen, but it can only move one square at a time. Also, there always has to be at least one square distance between the two Kings.
Knight:Moves in L shapes. Can jump over other pieces.
Pawn:from it's original starting position, it can move two squares at a time. From there, it moves one square at a time. It captures pieces differently than others. It captures diagonally, and can only capture a piece if it's directly forward and left/right of it. However, if a pawn has just traveled two squares forward, another pawn can capture it, right after it moves.
So, if a white pawn moves two squares from its starting position, and stops et either side of or back left/right of a black pawn, the black pawn can capture it at that moment. This is called En Passant, literally "On passing" in French.
Then, checks and checkmates are achieved by getting the enemy King into the line of fire of one(or two) of your pieces. Checkmate is achieved when the King can not get out of check. Either it can not escape, the checking piece can not be captured, or the King can not be blocked. The Knight is even more powerful here, since its check can not be blocked, due to its ability to jump over pieces.
If the King is the only enemy piece left, and it cannot move, that's a stale mate. A draw.
The King can also castle to either side, if it and the Rook had not moved until that point, and if there are no other piece in the way. Note that you can not castle in, through, or out of check.
This is the basic stuff all beginners need to know. If my explanation is confusing, then just check out any videos on TH-cam. Chess is a great game to spend time, and develop your mind.
@@kirillzakharov7336 Thank you for your detailed explanation on chess play pieces.
I totally agree with you on the development of our mind in playing chess.
Appreciate you taking the time to explain it. :)
Better than Game of thrones
The Red Queen is Melisandre
General Kenobi its more porn of thrones
Hello there
It also better than clash of clans or something
You're a bold one General Kenobi.
The queen right before the battle: “you see, you’re all like pawns in a chess piece.”
These were very popular in the late 90s and early 2000s, I even had a lego "battle chess" video game on pc as a kid. But this one is nice and the humor is on point. Do they have any other "themes" besides the standard medieval one? Anybody know?
I had the same game
Well, there was at least a "Star Wars"-themed "Battle Chess".
Warhammer 40K: regicide on Steam, it's battle chess with space Marines and orks
battle-chess by interplay.. battle-chess2 - chinese chess
I have that one as well
шикарная игра, особенно 11:10 понравилось)))
The game's cool. First I thought you suck at chess, but I believe you extended the game to show us more fights.
11:17
Knight:Hey,Come here to me,Queen
Queen:Okay....
But dance into the Death
11:52
Knight:Muhahahaha!
Queen:No! Do not Crumble my Neck
Knight:Never to You
The girl has alot of the tricks
mr panhasakgt kh yep
Thank you this my idea
It's the "queen". Even if you're complimenting someone please say their name properly
Its the queen shes the most powerfull chess piece
Its the queen shes the most powerfull chess piece
6:28 QUEEN KILLS PAWN
me:
WHAT A SAVAGE QUEEN!
11:31 when red queen killed 😂
5:34 why did the pawn even accept it??
Sibamura Enboss he must drink
Sibamura Enboss
That's why alcoholism is bad. M'kay?
Briseur De Lance xD
I believe it’s communion
Hey, when the Bishop tells you to drink as he's in the middle of blessing you, you chug the wine.
No one gonna talk about how cool the pawn killing the knight was
They should have named this Sims chess because the pieces look like Sims.
Never seen this game before. I like the animation on captures and castling. As for the gameplay you did pretty good. You found some nice tactics in the middlegame.
Well... even without blood this is violent enough!
I like how everyone is ok with either dancing with their enemies or accepting the meals and drinks offered by their enemies😂
The game needs more army styles than just one and more player colors would be neat too. Being able to select that separately for each side would be great.
Maybe some other styles could have different animations too.
I love the dancing of the knight and the queen.😄😄
12:40 death by porkchop that's how I wanna go out someday XD
thats why you dont eat raw meat
A porkchop from a infected pig
Or a Porkchop that poured with Poison
14:23 That knight really should have worn a steel gorget that day. >:)
Also, those queens are deadly yet adorable! I like that in a woman. :D
These bishops are vicious
No the witch bitch queen is
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4:01 sheesh that queen could’ve just easily beat that knight
She did :/
11:50 WatchMojos Top Ten Anime Betrayals
Bishop: (offers drink)
Dumb@$$ Pawn: (questions safety, drinks it anyway, and frickin' dies)
Me: He chose... poorly. Sorry-- couldn't help the Indiana Jones reference. 😆
Knight uses snap neck
It's super effective
Queendra fainted
Chess is the best game ever I can get in the same thing and it’s so good to be able to play with my friends and family with chess (happy face)
never knew the horse thingy would be my fav troop
Ajejdnekwbwiwjieejjek I’m sorry you mean the *KNIGHT?!?*
This game was literally my childhood! I remember playing this on goldy game or with my sister! bad ice cream 3 was fun on hudgames
*The king begged for mercy from the rook but then instead of sparing him, he broke his back.*
He was so heavy😂😂😂
I never thought I would say: "Yeah, I've always wanted to see Bishop-on-Bishop violence" until this video.
it is now canon in my head that when castling, the king highfives the rook.
Your channel is very good! Minh Minh also made this game without many views like you
why was this in my recommended, why am I watching, why I am enjoying it lmao....It's been a really long time since I've seen a chess game tbh (and the added craziness is better)
x2
Mortal Kombat needs some of these fatalities..nice work!!
There was a 80s chess game with this idea.
Queen was a sorceress,
Tower was a walking construct of bricks,
King had the funniest kills: the elderly man was one hell of a trickster with gadgets, his sceptre a flail in disguise.
Plus the queen had more booty texture
Hey! I know that game.
Shsgsgvgffbnhcbg cờ vua
7:13 you got my knife dirty!
5:35 When the Spanish conquered the Aztec and Mayan Incas, they explained it in seconds.
11:15 🎵chess competition ya dance competition ????😂😂😂
if you think this game was a tad violent, just look for Warhammer 40k version of battle chess.
Warhammer40k regicide
6:29 queen: will u date me? Footman: sure queen: sike brotha!
you know i actually like the little combat sequences, their not bad, also i like how it's not the same fight theme for every encounter. for example the Queen vs the Pawn, the 1st had her seduce then shock the 2nd one had her trick the pawn, nice change up. if the animations were slight better, and maybe a few more details & effects i would play this chess game.
since i was a kid i really want to see animated chess game, but after watching this, i think this chess game is pretty brutal.
11:18 best part 😂
A man dressed as a knight stabbed the Pope twice.
16:53 ZA WARUDOOOO, TOKI WO TOMAREEEEE
centuries ago: what if we made a game that let people try out battlefield strategy without the actual violence
1988: we made chess violent
Queen's kill: FATALITY
Bishops in real life: *happy noises*
Bishops in chess: *Reloading Noises*
14:16 When that one tall person sit,s in front of u in the cinima
Lol
i like the magic cup of bishop ,the brave of knight , the equipment of rook quen powers and king equipment
9:01
"Man of God."
Oh yeah why not! Chess now has some personality to it! Well done.
11:50 thumbnail
[ SirDinoCraft ] ok thx
came here just too see that.
Joshua Xiong I'm pretty sure everyone did lol
i liked when the queen dancing in love
Jesus Christ dat neck snap.
Most time-consuming battle, even for chess veterans. But the queen's kills are hilarious :D
i didnt think the sword was going to kill the knight seeing how well armored he was
Giravo guardando i giochi... Davvero belli forti... ;-) complimenti...
I'm looking at these castle guys and thinking to myself, I can see these guys as a second heavy class for the Knights in for honor.
Castles would be perfect names for them too
Too similar to shugoki
Except......they aren’t ‘castle guys?’ They’re rooks......
Priest on the enemy side: gives knight drink that only God knows what's in it
Knight: **SEEMS LEGIT**
The Queen is so OP, need nerfed :))
Phuoc Loc Tran maybe in the next rules update
Her weakness is dance fighting lol.
Fuck EA
Sorry rules are rules
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