ASMR BARBER vs ASIM | HEAD and BACK MASSAGE with CRACKs and FIRE 🔥 | I'M STILL ALIVE 🤣
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 พ.ค. 2024
- First: I had the huge honor to be treated by one of the ASMR Superstar: Mr. Asim 😎. Second: I just survived 😜 🤣🤣 . Thanks a lot Asim, it was a huge pleasure 🙏🏻.
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00:00 Head Massage and Cracks
6:13 Arms Massage and Cracks
9:37 Shoulder and Back Massage and Cracks
16:09 Chest Massage with Fire
20:10 Comments
#ASMRBarber #BackMassage #ASIMBarber
His facial expressions make me think he can see demons attacking his clients aura and he is battling against them through massage and cracking.
Prolly accurate
Ahh most people see it as Asim wanting to kill the client but I like this different take on the lore
No. He sees money and knows, show must go on. But i think, it is a good feeling to be massaged in this way.
You get IT!
I thought this too 😂 I was like is this guy a massage pro or an exorcist?
3:30 my dad seeing if the watermelon’s good
tomás Ramos mat
Hahahahah
Hahahs
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
😭😭😂😂
17:48 the barber let the intrusive thoughts win 😂😂
2:26 "I like ya cut g"
😂😂🤣
🤣
🤭🤭🤭🤭
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
🤣🤣🤣
*Marvel:* 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history'
*Me:*
This comment is the best one ever
and most anticipated xD
Assasims Creed
Agree ajajaj
Why who are these guys?
3:30 we will rock you
3:31
Haha good one
Omfg I kept tapping the timestamps and made it so he just kept slapping the dudes head 😂
I'm dead.
Pqp morri aqui kkkkkkkk
4:57 Well done 47, go to the extraction point.
Not the Hitman Reboot I expected.
😕😕😕
8:18 my creepy uncle when he passes behind me at the dinner table
Wha-- same lol
I'd let him.
Your uncle loves you
Bruhhh
Gay?
Imagine your job is literally just traveling all over the world & getting massages...he has it made
Why don’t u start your own channel like him? What’s stopping u?
chi chi True True
Being first on the bandwagon.
Having 500k subscribers is
A hell of
A headstart
chi chi all 10,000,000 asmr channels out there now
M
That’s not his main source of income, but it is one! Hard work will allow you to live like this
when asim turned 18, before leaving the house he turned to his dad and said "youre" the man of the house now'
LOL! A TH-cam comment hasn’t made me laugh like that in a long time 😂😂
Bravo sir
😂😂💀
😂
Its Ibrahimovic words to his father when he left his home
exactly and looking at the thumbnail..yup!, LOL!
14:12 Masimo got a bit rusty, judging by the sound
Hahaha I was expecting a slowly snapping sound but then I went down in laughter. Just like in a cartoon or a sitcom.
Lmfaoo Lmfaoo
Bahahaha
Really rare to see people like him.... 👀 His enthusiasm is really fun to watch 🥺
5:02 he thought he was done but they told him to keep going
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He wants all the bad negativity and demons out his aura
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or he was surprised he didn't snap his neck 😂
fact
0:44 when your dad finds out your still awake a 3am
This deserves way more likes
Gzuz 187 and?
@@Gzuz-qc4jd then*
@@Gzuz-qc4jd are u the real Gzuz 187er?
You're
9:44 when she says her back hurts ....
16:38 how its ends
😂
Underrated comment 🤣
😂😂😂
Bro💀
LMAOOOO
Fuuk 😂😂😂
Slap hand before covid : 6:13
Slap hand after covid : 6:15
Ded
5:40 All the girls I ever gave a Valentine card😔
Thats sad :(
fao
lmao
Darn
F
0:43 me about to eat some chicken wings
😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha!
HAKAJJA
😂😂😂😭
❤️😂
1:27 ... me after finishing juice 🧃
2:25 my dad when I came home with bad grades
😂
LOLOOOOOOOOLLOLOLLLLLLL
Jajjsjsjsjjsnnzjs
Hahahhahahahahsh
LOL NHAAHJNDTL
4:37 “let me check if he’s still alive”
Hahahahahaha "after all you never know ..." "I want to be paid myself" xD
ahahahahahahaha now it's me to be dead...after seen this
"Oh not enough"
13:32 look how red his head is😂
Blood circulation at it's best
Soon he'll have full head of hair
Lmfao 🤣
3:30 WE WILL WE WILL ROCK U
Hahahahaha
Brilliant 👏
3:31 repeat for the beat
You made my day 🤣
We will rock you.
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place
We will we will rock you😂😂🔥🔥
" we will we will CRACK you " !!!!
6:14 I gave five to my friend and remembered about covid.
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does this only have 33 likes... one of the best 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂👌
hahahah
My head at school after getting a fresh cut:
13:32
2:30 i thought he slapped him😭
5:03 “ Nice, he is alive! “
😂😂
Tuga ❤️
the crack be fake
15:41 when you try to remember the password your enter while ago 😂
Lmaoooooo
HAHA
Underrated comment 🤣
Hahahaha
😭😂
04:59
- yes!! Got it
He survived!
Lol hahaha
17:40 he's got the whole world in his hand.
😂
Ah I didn't see you already time stamped the moment 😅
Asim explains : how to crack someone's neck without breaking it step by step tutorial
😅😅😅😅😅😅
4:34 his facial expression tho bruh🤣🤣 it's like he want to slap him so bad..bt can't do it...
Ik lol
The synthesized sound is not real 😂😂😂😂😂
@@MATRIX-go7ld it's nice to pretend it is tho
I have created ASMR channel. Please spare your valuable time and watch my videos. #Thriveasmr
4:32 Finish him
4:59 Fatality
Nice username and pic
Massage man WIN ,😂😂😂
Severed artery fatality!
😂😂 The opposing team wins the game !
My girl checking if I'm alive after the double twist gawk 3000 19:44
Gross
I love how after every crack he lets go and looks like he's ready to run for a paramedic
09:49 well that escalated quickly.
"Im gonna try that on a girl"
With his oily hands on his clothes..
Fellow Noah. I wish you peace and happiness.
NoahNeverSleeps another Noah here I wish both of you a long lasting beautiful life
We need Asim being playable in Mortal Kombat
Hahahahahahaahah thank you man..
Then first he will give massage to scorpion
FATALITY
Fight
😅🤣
18:50 my man clearly hasn't had a girl in a while
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Me: walks into Asims shop
Asim: so you have chosen death
😂
th-cam.com/video/rZVjKlBCvhg/w-d-xo.html cake or death ?
Callum Thomson 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
0:49 ricardo milos v2
дум chilllllll...😂😂😂😂
дум translate
Xavier medina you don’t get it?
jajajjajajaj C mamo buena esa we estubo buenisima salu2 pa
ahauahaua
2:40 When I'm waiting on the roach to stop on the wall so I can smack it with a shoe.
😂😂😂😂
2:25 a sweet slap, it sounds good
1:27 *Slaps paper sheets aggresively*
Ouch why papa Asim slap my cheek so hard
@@Yukari-_- 😳
Ivo Nunes 😳
Kurdt Cocaine 😳
Bro can I one shot of your cocaine quota
Anyone else dying out of laughter reading the comments and checking all those time stamps ? 😂😂💀💀 i'm cracking up. Ya'll made my day. Thanks.
Yup these comments are too good lmao
Yeah. Been checking the timestamps instead of trying to fall asleep. 😁
🤣🤣🤣
Exactly doing that 🤣
😀😂😃
I love Asim’s showmanship and entertainment that goes along with his massage! Peace be with you all from the USA! :)
I dont know why. But this intro was clean 😂 those Asim hand movements and just everything about it is relaxing.
And that endging with kiss on fingers and touching his chin is just beautiful.
9:49 when my homie says he’s a virgin
LMAOO
bro?
Underrated comment, this is too funny😂😂
Homies help homies
Stop ples 😞
Didn’t know asim liked to cosplay as Ricardo
Nice ninja profile picture
No just no
Jackrob186 yes just yes now accept that mental image you have no choice here
Please no
No. Ricardo cosplays as Asim
2:24 I like ya cut G
When your parents say do your homework and you dont do it 2:23
Asim is probably like, this guys famous can't kill him lile the others. Can only use 20% of my power. 😂🤣
Lol..
Iol fakyo
Bold of you to assume that's 20% Of his power
Who's the guy ??
He looks familiar
4:58
Quickly looks at mirror to make sure he hasn’t killed him. Turns to camera and pulls thumbs up for reassurance hahaha
We're just not gonna talk about how perfect the thumbnail is for this video?
All ways watch these vids before I go to sleep, they are so relaxing. I hope one day I can get a massage from you. Ur vids are the best btw ❤️
A - Assassin
S - Skilled
I - In
M - Massage
DooN lmfao best comment
TheWatchingEye yes
Rush hour 4 is going to be good
His name is waseem not Asim wassem means the hondsome
@@AtlasAigle and he loves hanumaanji
-how are you?
- how are you?
- I'm fine
-I'm fine...
Hahahhahaa
@Pepsi how about a coke :v
Asim don't speak english?
This guy is crazy lol. I love his style and I had been watching him for a bit now.
This video is so good, i love Asim's focus and theatrics. The guy has serious talent and that massage i can only be jealous of!
5:40 when I ask a celebrity "can I have your autograph"
LMFAOOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂
This 😂
Très drôle 😄
14:42 when you're driving your Harley but it's a bald guy
This has me laughing so hard at 5:13 am😂
😂😂😂😂
BROOO THE FACES AS HES DOING IT😭😭
6:15 give me a high-five oh wait sanitize first 😂😂
I know it’s late but I absolutely love that he has a Baba Sen shirt, I loved that guy, amazing triple crossover
17:24 Firelord Asim killing the last airbender
What was the purpose of that? xD
😂😂😂😂
@@MA-my2wu To show dominance
@@urfrndjenn8749 lol shut up Jenn
lol bc hes bald too
In all seriousness, Asim is really focused on his work. This isn't any normal job for him, what he's doing is performing art.
PoorlyDrawnFace Silly faces aside, he's good at what he does.
He also knows he's on camera
@@splinterbyrdthat's even better. I'd be concerned if he kept making those faces when there's no camera in sight. Time and place for everything.
14:48 '' Stop asking me this Massimo. No, I never did have a Stretch Armstrong in my life ''
Half of the time he looks like he knows what he's doing but the other half just looks like he's making up as he goes
Asim looks like a Pirate. Just missing Jack Sparrow now.
And also like Kendrick Lamar xDD
Jack FATrrow
No , Asim looks like Milos ..
@@boobajoba2622 I dont see it tell me more
Dummyweird Never mind
2:25 Me if I crack my morning egg
🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂
Bruh the sound of it sounds like how egg cracks
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just tried those cracking moves on my bro, but for some reason he is still in sleeping mode, and won't turn the other side
15:03 Shout! Shout! Let it all out!
What
？
?
2:05 West siiiiiddddeeeee
Ayeeeee
Ayeeeeee
Lmfao
Faders
Bruh
Ayyyyye!
6:14 Me and my boss after getting paid
🤣🤣🤣
@Dimas A.Wardana wtf
@Dimas A.Wardana Are u serious?
@Dimas A.Wardana BAAAAASSSSEEEDDDDDDD
Dimas A.Wardana ahahahahhahah
Customer: how are you
Asim: how are you
Customer: fine?
Asim: fine
In all this disorder there's a secret order.
This video has one of the best thumbnails I’ve ever seen 😂😂
20:16 the way he stand is funny 🤣
Powerfull pose 😎
He is an stand user
Yare yare daze
Stop ^
Silvio stand
3:41 be carefull asim.. it will start fire
To survive a massage from Asim it’s clear ASMR Barber is stronger than anybody could’ve possibly imagined
4:58 makes me laugh
He looks at the camera like “yup, that’s what I do!”
imagine you open your eyes and see him looking at you like this: 7:20
I have created ASMR channel. Please spare your valuable time and watch my videos. #Thriveasmr
Id probably roll on out of there.
I'd not stop laughting🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Call 911 😭
2:25 my mom when i tell her i got an F from a test
FUQ😂😂😂
Omg hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaah😂😂😂😂😂
hahahaha
hahaha he did "the egg trick" we used to do when we were kids
Im dead bahahaha
The reaction of the barber is like he was suppose to play a role of a villain in south Indian movie! 😳
16:30 WHEN I SAID STOP, NO MORE... HOW MUCH ? AND THANK YOU.. DONT LOOK ME IN THE EYES PLEASE 😂
3:30 we will we will ROCK YOU!!
😂😂
underrated comment
@@Shahan777B cz its copied
@@manavbws who's the original vperson who made the comment?
LMAO I JUST BUSTED UP IN BED 💀
16:40 I thought that I was in TH-cam🤣
There needs to be a series where actually massage therapists react to Asim.
Relaxa muito legal esse massagem
Asim's reactions to the cracks is like taking out pieces of a Jenga tower and hoping it doesn't fall on you.
RamenFox he’s always like “whoa! His heart is beating still “
Lmao
I swear the way Asim approaches his massage targets is predatory. Like a lion gazing upon a gazelle's left buttcheek
Almost like hes gonna take revenge of every single bone in you
Why must it be the left cheek
@@regirock7313 it is always the left buttcheek...
@@regirock7313it knows what it did
This guy is like an ancient healer i love it 😂🤣
Another one please🤣 I definitely love him 😂😂😂
Emperor Palpatine: "Have you heard of the tale of Lord ASIM? He was so powerful with the force he could kill someone and bring them back to life in the same massage."
Anakin: "Meh......tell me about Pink Barber again"...
Palpatine: "Tonic?"
Tonic indeed
19:44
Masseur: Say something!
Client: What?
Ahahah
He’s more like where’s my money ?
16:10 show begins
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He delivers the cracks as if he's selling a wrestling move and i love it
4:55 when I asked my boss for summer holidays
Tobi Top 😂😂😂good one
Holy shi* it’s 1 am and this comment was so funny for no reason I almost peed my pants😂😂😂😂😂
Summer Vacation ?
19:46 was hilarious. I died laughing. Massimo genuinely looked confused for a few seconds before realizing the massage was finished. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am dying out of laughter lol thats how grow ups talk when baby asleep lol
Just before that he farted and tried to hide it with a clap 😂😂
Ok bro you made my day thanks
Nah he was thinking how am I still alive
😀😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣
hahaha the neck cracks where he gives the thiumbs up, he is like " YEEEEESSSSS, i didnt kill him"
Dude takes his job seriously. Respect
Girl: Can you massage my back
Me- 17:39
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:07 When you are working drive thru and your manager tells you to close the window.
Chup be chutiye
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣