>Sign up for Americas Got Talent >Walk on stage >"What is your name?" >"I'm Batman." >Camera cuts to paid audience member going "oooooh!" >"And what are you gonna be doing for us, Batman?" >"This is where I watched my parents die, Simon." >Gets the Golden Buzzer
That is LITERALLY every person who shows up on AGT - Sob story, good talent, golden buzzer, etc. etc.. I have a strong feeling most of these people are put-ons.
@@RobertSlayer-vj1xw 100%. And they purposely cast terrible acts too, when actually talented people could perform instead. Source: tried for AGT along with two other choir members in high school.
How could they sandbag that chicken? if a 2 foot tall armless man plays the national anthem with his nose it's a standing ovation. This chicken is working with less than that and he's not good enough it's speciest!
It’s one of those keyboards with a “play along” mode with lights under the keys, and only lets you play the lit up note. They trained the chicken to peck at the red lights under the keys. Either that or inside that box is a little Swedish man making piano sounds.
1:17 what’s funnier is these keyboards have glowing keys for what notes to play for set songs meaning the chicken likely thinks the glowing part is food and clicks it
"That chicken's gonna play the piano!" Is probably my favorite moment from that clip of the agt show. Oh my God the Ghostbusters part at the end destroyed me. I didn't know I needed that so much
I fucking love super ghostbusters but when I was trying to fall asleep and the bit devolved into this I actually had to get up and turn the stream off lmao
I don't understand What are you saying I'm very confused Pass that by me again I beg your pardon Could you repeat that I don't get it Excuse me, what I can’t make head nor tail of what you’re trying to say
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Average Joel viewer 1 hour into a stream: "PLAY SOMETHING!!"
*Joel pausing the game just to set up a 70 minute Bit that goes nowhere*
THAT "1 Guy" who just wants to see the Video Games:
When you are a veteran Joel viewer you already know that the gameplay IS the filler
The soul calibur 3 stream
Sounds like S3x in Minecraft stream
Seasoned Joel vine sauce VIEWER: AGGA
>Sign up for Americas Got Talent
>Walk on stage
>"What is your name?"
>"I'm Batman."
>Camera cuts to paid audience member going "oooooh!"
>"And what are you gonna be doing for us, Batman?"
>"This is where I watched my parents die, Simon."
>Gets the Golden Buzzer
this is where I watched my parents die, parappa
@@kai_maceration 0
That is LITERALLY every person who shows up on AGT - Sob story, good talent, golden buzzer, etc. etc..
I have a strong feeling most of these people are put-ons.
@@RobertSlayer-vj1xw 100%. And they purposely cast terrible acts too, when actually talented people could perform instead. Source: tried for AGT along with two other choir members in high school.
Joel is merely jealous of the chicken's musical ability
If the chicken starts writing Ghostbusters albums, he'll be screwed.
The chickens merely had stage fright.
>Starts video
>Stops
>Starts
>Stops
>Rewinds 2 seconds, starts
>Stops
>Rewinds again, starts
>Stops
welcome to a joey bit, that will be the main course of every stream :)
god forbid you ever watch a Jabroni Mike stream
First time?
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down with joels streams
>plays super ghostbusters instead
I thought that guy said “MOTHERFUCKER” And thought he was really wanting that chicken to play the piano and so he was FURIOUS because of this TRICKERY
Joel unknowingly astral projected himself to America to watch a chicken play the piano. Honestly, pretty accurate.
The "Monstertrucker" and the "Play Something" is like yanny or laurel all over again
Monsterclucker
i heard "motherfucker" and i was like, chill its just a chicken
Oh god you’re right wtf
@@Qyrun same
I heard water bottle and thought someone ws gonna throw something at the cock
The "Play Something" guy deserves a medal for not being an NPC like people in America's got Talent.
2:12 Joel perfectly roasts America’s Got Talent…
i don't know why but watching 9:01 at 7:00 AM after a hard day at work made me loose my shit. The pause and then the goest beousters music was top.
3:40 When Joel does a bit that goes on for too long
based
can relate...
Joel: skips 85% of the video
Also joel: wait why are they booing? What happened?
Vät?! The Chicken play Ghisbystler? Thats crazy Oj oj oj
*craby
Infinite chickens playing infinite pianos would recreate thr works of Shakepeare.
“WARTHUNDER!”
5:57 Laughing at Joel's response hard enough to knock my monitor over.
Gotta definitely watch this later lmao
That Mr. Kill sprite is sick
How could they sandbag that chicken? if a 2 foot tall armless man plays the national anthem with his nose it's a standing ovation. This chicken is working with less than that and he's not good enough it's speciest!
THAT 2 foot armless man is also the Last of the Ancient Ones who roamed this Terran Rock Millions of Years ago
@@Da_ComputerMonster yeah but the ancient one still has 15 million years left till dead chicken has like 15
It’s one of those keyboards with a “play along” mode with lights under the keys, and only lets you play the lit up note. They trained the chicken to peck at the red lights under the keys. Either that or inside that box is a little Swedish man making piano sounds.
1:17 what’s funnier is these keyboards have glowing keys for what notes to play for set songs meaning the chicken likely thinks the glowing part is food and clicks it
they guy screaming is saying QUARTER POUNDER!!!!!
joel should collab with that chicken for new music album
"That chicken's gonna play the piano!" Is probably my favorite moment from that clip of the agt show. Oh my God the Ghostbusters part at the end destroyed me. I didn't know I needed that so much
I fucking lost it when Joel was talking about that guy who yelled "PLAY SOMETHING!!!".
I freakin lost it at Joel's description of Britain's Got Talent
Me waiting for the Nintendo live stream be like: "PLAY SOMETHING!!"
Super Ghostbusters composed by chicken confirmed
I fucking love super ghostbusters but when I was trying to fall asleep and the bit devolved into this I actually had to get up and turn the stream off lmao
fun fact: the dj part of dj khaled’s name stands for delicious-barbecued junk
Ah yes, this is Subnautica
lets cheketitout
*I BREAK YOUR DOOR IN*
*I STAY IN THE BASEMENT*
*IT IS MY HOME NOW*
*BUT YOU NEVER FIND OUT*
*BECAUSE IM SNEAKY*
*I AM THE RAT MAN*
PLAY SOMETHING
Hold on is that a mastermind fusion that makes them look like pepino from Pizza tower?
no it's an oc
@@StinkoBrownTV It's not an OC. It's Mister Mime + Spirit Tomb
@@nickelion1760 it's not only an oc but it's my oc so watch your mouth mister
@@StinkoBrownTV I thought OC as in Joel's chat made it. So, you made the fusion spirit. Good work
Why they boo the chiclen😢
Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do.
I can't believe Joel was an audience member on America's Got Talent
Poor thing's got stage fright.
7:36 my abs became diamonds
joel gets meaner every day
Hoping joel doesn't do a lopunny or vaporeon joke in one of these streams
He did
DONT COUNT ON IT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"joke"
Hoping a semi collides with you at full speed one of these days
I don't understand
What are you saying
I'm very confused
Pass that by me again
I beg your pardon
Could you repeat that
I don't get it
Excuse me, what
I can’t make head nor tail of what you’re trying to say
Next time, I wanna see Joel reacting to chicken solving math problems.
Glad to be the one guy who asked that
"This is why I don't watch TV"
To be fair, you could've drawn the line somewhere before it came to brain-rotting hypergarbage.
American and European TV was garbage from the beginning. These days it just doesn't even try to hide this.
that first video was a very good video
New joey song ft. the chicken confirmed
God bless chicken american
This is so incredible! It felt so real I could feel the chicken coming inside of me! o7
That guy really does sound just like Joel. 🤣
Joel, the description says the clip is from Subnautica when it's clearly from Pokemon Infinite Fusion
basically the same thing.
4:26
Uhhhhhhh you sure this is from Subnautica and not Pokemon Infinite Fusion?
No it's from chicken
chicken where
chicken butt
Aaaahaha
>From [Vinesauce] Joel - Subnautica ( Part 8 )
the part of the subnautica stream where joel plays pokemon fusion for several hours
@@18themxxn_ No surprise, subnautica is boring af
This reminds me of the Igorrr music video.
Can someone expali how did this happen? How is Khaled on tv?
it's a hologram
Someone send him Sethward
If you know, you know
What game was joel playing??
Pokemon Infinite fusion
Pokenon infinite fusion
@@minimanbeast1014 WTF THIS IS SO COOL
@@daveraddy3119 it is so damm good, i love all the custom sprites
@Anguila Hombre trash
bad stream
joel my growing pains are fucking me upppppp
Lay off the big whoppers.
@@jamesmccomb9525 wha
@@jamesmccomb9525 ???
Are you 7
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