I Forced Myself To Read Hearts of Iron 4 Reviews

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ก.ย. 2024
  • reading & reacting to some steam reviews for hoi4! i got weirded out and and laughed so hard i cried. hearts of iron 4 is an amazing game with a wild community, and i REALLY wanted to jump in.
    here's a link for hearts of iron 4 on steam! you can check the recommendations there lol:
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    get a channel membership to get my everlasting love 💖
    / @heycara
    follow me on twitter! / heyyallitscara
    join the official discord! / discord
    thank you to @ArtsThelen on Twitter for the incredible channel banner and logo artwork!!
    / artsthelen
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    thanks so so much for watching! love y'all so muchhh
    -cara 💖
    #review #heartsofiron4 #HOI4

ความคิดเห็น • 56

  • @HeyCara
    @HeyCara  ปีที่แล้ว +21

    y'all i need to ask, what is your HONEST review of hoi4? hit me with whatever you're feeling 🤔

    • @sluggo2385
      @sluggo2385 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not very good at all 🥺

    • @SilentSakura-
      @SilentSakura- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like.
      Specifically with the old world blues mod

    • @sarahrichards1281
      @sarahrichards1281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love my mappies but AI sucks and peacedeals give me the peace feels.

    • @Bobchinski1
      @Bobchinski1 ปีที่แล้ว

      1765.9 hrs - do recommend. Has no friends to recommend to.

    • @DNP1155
      @DNP1155 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bobchinski1 yup same here lmao

  • @Diana-ii5eb
    @Diana-ii5eb ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I have 1000 hours in hoi4 and got a girl...
    I am a lesbian though, so maybe it works different if you are a straight guy.

    • @thegyroneer32
      @thegyroneer32 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Take the win sister.

    • @Dartyus
      @Dartyus ปีที่แล้ว +11

      >Straight guy
      >Hoi4
      Oh, honey

    • @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244
      @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Straight hoi4 players don't exist

    • @ZuperZucker
      @ZuperZucker ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244 they are all either gay or homophobic (closeted gay)

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think we’ve all gotten mad when “X” joins the Chinese United Front. Also, am I the only person who knows how the navy works?

  • @jonathandemy-geroe4991
    @jonathandemy-geroe4991 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Biggest waste of my life was learning paratrooper and naval invasions just to dab my superiority on my friends. Kinda worth it in the moment but now my friends won't play HOI4 with me anymore.

  • @fyr3st0rm65
    @fyr3st0rm65 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    See guys, the trick is to bait and switch women by getting the girl first THEN you start playing PDX games once they've invested too much time in the relationship to start over. And chocolate, chicks dig chocolate. The trick is definitely distract them with chocolate. Edit: Evidently that trick works on anybody, I've totally forgotten I was supposed to be playing Vicky 3 today and now I'm just eating chocolate.
    Edit2: I didn't even realize I was an 'American Main' until vicky 3 because America is in so few PDX games (because let's face it, it's 1444 or bust in EU4.) Just add it to the pile of reasons I'm buying HoI4 when it goes on sale, America exists in the start date. _heaves onto pile_

  • @BigSeth1090
    @BigSeth1090 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    HOI4: one of the few games where you can have to nuke Mexican-controlled Manchuria because it’s causing problems for the rest of the US Chinese territories.

  • @wastedviking6280
    @wastedviking6280 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    For context, one year is 8760hours...

    • @pocketmarcy6990
      @pocketmarcy6990 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Been playing since 2018 and I’m at 7000. Half of that is me not exiting the game and just shutting my lap top for multiple days though

  • @imspudus
    @imspudus ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have around 4000 hours because over a 1 year period I just wouldn’t turn off my laptop same with EU4

  • @davidhalseyhiller4955
    @davidhalseyhiller4955 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I am terrible at the game, I always lose to my friend. Though I can beat the computer at normal settings.

    • @DNP1155
      @DNP1155 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oof man that sucks i can help lol XD

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What nations are you guys playing? At higher levels it doesn’t cut it to just be good at micro and generally know what to do there are specific meta builds you need to do.

  • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My biggest criticism of hoi4 is definitely how it consistently fails to do the one thing it's supposed to do: Accurately represent World War II. Without the player constantly intervening and using console commands to force it, the AI will never re-create World War II on it's own. The devs are so focused on making alternate history paths that they've totally forgotten to make history paths. You can leave historical ai on, the British will still invade Bremen in 1940 and capitulate Germany by 1941. Japan will still leave the home islands totally undefended and the Americans will end the war in a year flat.

  • @Mr42istheanswer
    @Mr42istheanswer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the content 💕. Your positive outlook and relatable struggles are a joy to watch. Thank you!

  • @pwnzorofretards
    @pwnzorofretards ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Can confirm had a friend refund my gifted black wake to him on steam lol.

  • @akoskovacs9720
    @akoskovacs9720 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I first read the title I read "riding wild hoi4 reviews" 😭😭

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This just makes me want another equestria at war video

  • @rienn8559
    @rienn8559 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you are so pretty aaaa in the most respectful way tho

  • @kspaltaka464
    @kspaltaka464 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm waiting for girlfriend focus. if it is not coming i will find a mod.

  • @dylanisawsome2
    @dylanisawsome2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    After 5,109.6 hours I'm doing fine :'(

  • @christiannipales9937
    @christiannipales9937 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How do you play 3k hours? Mods, very good mods. Old World Blues is my downfall. Probably have 1k hours on that mod alone.

    • @fyr3st0rm65
      @fyr3st0rm65 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Between this and EaW I seriously am going to have to pick up HoI4 for the mods alone. EU4 doesn't update any of the cool ones like LOTR and the WoW one is... kinda eh. EaW looks like fun to poke around in but if there's a fallout mod then I will literally lose myself in it.

    • @christiannipales9937
      @christiannipales9937 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fyr3st0rm65 EaW?

    • @billygoatgruff3536
      @billygoatgruff3536 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christiannipales9937 Equestria at War

    • @christiannipales9937
      @christiannipales9937 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billygoatgruff3536 ope

    • @therealgaben5527
      @therealgaben5527 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also multiplayer helps a lot. Some of my favorite moments in this game are from playing on Alfa hoi4

  • @jonwoodhouse1444
    @jonwoodhouse1444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "France is hell"
    Yeah. Playing as France is like being hit by a truck!

  • @Cybercolascorner
    @Cybercolascorner ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good job on the video! some of those reviews lmao

  • @hammotimee
    @hammotimee ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cracked the code, got a girlfriend before I played the game 😂

  • @sarahrichards1281
    @sarahrichards1281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I've played since launch and the more I play, the less I want to play anymore. Once you understand the game, the AI seems braindead, the alt history gets boring and ever game starts to feel the same. So I have no idea how someone can 3k+ hours and not literally hate the game (even playing multiplayer, so much time is spent in lobbies waiting for resynchronization or players to join, cannot be too fun).

    • @fyr3st0rm65
      @fyr3st0rm65 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only way I break the sameness in PDX games is mods that mess with the starting locations/powers/map, otherwise you really are just playing out the same timeline over and over and over...

    • @sarahrichards1281
      @sarahrichards1281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fyr3st0rm65 yeah I know, but Kaiserreich is way too laggy for me. And many others are unpolished or try to change too much (like modern day mods). The vanilla+ stuff is my favorite but even they can't make up for terrible AI.

    • @tutugry3105
      @tutugry3105 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahrichards1281 and that is why i only play mp now. yeah lobbies and de-synchs are annoying however preparing an good build and having an good micro battle never gets old (for me at least (i also have 3k hours lmao))

  • @DanJuega
    @DanJuega ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lel I don't get sarcastic negative reviews

  • @Dartyus
    @Dartyus ปีที่แล้ว

    Weird Lazerpig/Cara crossover but I'll allow it

  • @derpinkigste
    @derpinkigste ปีที่แล้ว

    pls do siberian tiger achievment

  • @alexccc8982
    @alexccc8982 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scary