Wheelchair Sam [FULL SONG]

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  • @TysonYen
    @TysonYen ปีที่แล้ว +5532

    @itsdanbo Can I get your blessing to do a Wheelchair sam vid of my own using these lyrics? I get asked to do this every damn day.

    • @ItsDanbo
      @ItsDanbo  ปีที่แล้ว +1440

      DUDE YES 100%!!!! HAPPY BEAN AND I GIVE YOU FULL PERMISSION TO DO IT!!!!!

    • @The_OrangeDude
      @The_OrangeDude ปีที่แล้ว +44

      YO!

    • @WorstRobIoxPlayerEver
      @WorstRobIoxPlayerEver ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hi

    • @TysonYen
      @TysonYen ปีที่แล้ว +217

      @@ItsDanbo Ok it's up! HOpe I make u proud.

    • @LonelyGamerMan
      @LonelyGamerMan ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@TysonYen Mad lad, love it! You are great.

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5301

    "Legs are a suggestion like the geneva convention"
    -Monsoon to Sam

    • @nasky5186
      @nasky5186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I read it as if it was the part that goes "it's me that I spite as I stand up and fight"

    • @fadiltahiraj3196
      @fadiltahiraj3196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Geneva ckecklist

    • @numba1Tamarifan
      @numba1Tamarifan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nasky5186 same

    • @勇太竹内-l5h
      @勇太竹内-l5h 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      then how about we creat the geneva suggestion

    • @godzillakaijuboy
      @godzillakaijuboy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This unironically sounds like something monsoon would say

  • @elwe281
    @elwe281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8546

    ``I used to think this wheelchair was a tool of justice, not to be used in anger. But now, I'm not so sure. And besides; this isn't even my wheelchair``
    ~ Raiden after losing his legs because of Sam

    • @Thenoisegaming69
      @Thenoisegaming69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Underrated comments be like

    • @NaisanSama
      @NaisanSama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      LETS DANCE- oh wait

    • @Thenoisegaming69
      @Thenoisegaming69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@NaisanSama LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    • @elwe281
      @elwe281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@NaisanSama 💀bro💀

    • @Internet_No_Body
      @Internet_No_Body 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@NaisanSama *STANDS ON ARMS*

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7843

    I think the best part about this is that cybernetics literally exist, Sam could have legs but just chooses not too

    • @thenorwegiantimelaps7005
      @thenorwegiantimelaps7005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      It's becuse he doesn't like cybernetics that is showed by how few he has

    • @thesuperintendent4290
      @thesuperintendent4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      @@thenorwegiantimelaps7005 He only got a cybernetic arm because armsstrong chopped it off, im sure mistral must have rubbed it in a bit when he joined desperado

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment ปีที่แล้ว +302

      He probably still wouldn't be able to please his wife.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@merasmusentertainment Implying Sam isn't ace

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @pspsps Sam does not believe in sex. He only believes in not denying his weapon its purpose.

  • @mindyourowndamnbusiness185
    @mindyourowndamnbusiness185 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    If I ever get bound to a wheelchair, I'm gonna install speakers on each side and play this song at least once a day

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same

    • @shadowknight_2505
      @shadowknight_2505 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean sam could get cyborg legs those exist in his time also kind of ours but they are like super low tech compared to the MGR ones but i guess Sam Does not like being a cyborg

    • @emilianomendoza6891
      @emilianomendoza6891 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Genius

  • @Sillydog499
    @Sillydog499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4460

    “Because the mountains don’t give back what they take” now has a different meaning

    • @paladindanse4831
      @paladindanse4831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      The kneecaps are stolen

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.

    • @yureivan
      @yureivan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@merasmusentertainment sounds like upper torso problems

    • @iLoveMajima
      @iLoveMajima 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@merasmusentertainment I will prove you wrong.

    • @henryvandenberg6041
      @henryvandenberg6041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@iLoveMajima
      "Local man left wheelchair bound after run in with mountain"

  • @RabzMCz
    @RabzMCz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9940

    Man, Joe from Family Guy really got his own spinoff before Quagmire.

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      the nano bots are telling me this will blow up

    • @farmer_bill3166
      @farmer_bill3166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@MingChilling- ong

    • @yuno-hx3he
      @yuno-hx3he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      i cant get out Jetstream joe from my head now

    • @arcsoned1112
      @arcsoned1112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Did you know that Quagmire recently did a face reveal on TH-cam? He is such a good speedrunner!

    • @arandomweebontheinternet8957
      @arandomweebontheinternet8957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah

  • @Secretcodrin
    @Secretcodrin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4925

    I like the fact that "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is completely unchanged.

    • @UrsineBloke
      @UrsineBloke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

      Because they took his legs

    • @tlcheng2846
      @tlcheng2846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@UrsineBloke sam : fancy meeting you here
      armstrong : join wind of amogus now
      sam : no
      armstrong : /e push
      sam : 💀

    • @Ze12365
      @Ze12365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      It's because mountains aren't wheelchair accessible.

    • @Racketfewl
      @Racketfewl ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The mountain is a metaphor for Senator Armstrong

    • @basedfloppagigachad
      @basedfloppagigachad ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@tlcheng2846this has to be the worst joke ive seen

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo  ปีที่แล้ว +826

    1 MILLION VIEWS!!! This is truly one of the moments of all time. Thank you guys!!!

    • @thearcticworier
      @thearcticworier ปีที่แล้ว

      deserved

    • @ImDeadInside69
      @ImDeadInside69 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is art

    • @xlatgamerj2709
      @xlatgamerj2709 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ImDeadInside69 better than the original 100%

    • @alexgear5019
      @alexgear5019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Need re-edit video with new end

    • @Idchy
      @Idchy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JETSTREAM SAM!!!!

  • @randomdude9630
    @randomdude9630 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just realised that sam could easily get his legs fixed and ive watched this video like 30 times. how did it take me this long to realise like raiden is literally just a head and a spine in a robot body so why wouldnt sam be able to get new legs guess sam's brain also needs a wheelchair

  • @the8626
    @the8626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    "Wheels are in motion, fate is set" is unironically great.

    • @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737
      @Minos-gaming______dylanjam5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes

    • @DeokTheLegend
      @DeokTheLegend ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Rhyme even in this comment

    • @KAnim
      @KAnim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666th like lol

    • @bennethorst4967
      @bennethorst4967 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i unironically thought your pfp was ps1 hagrid lol

    • @theguywhichismessingaround
      @theguywhichismessingaround 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I swear to god it's such a badass line in such a goofy song
      Like, one moment you're vibing to the song, and then you're suddenly prepparing to liberate north Korea single-handedly with a high-frequency Blade

  • @ChaoticUniven
    @ChaoticUniven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    "A desolate life, I can't please my wife" line got me, I can't stop laughing someone call the doctor please

    • @levyayano4644
      @levyayano4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Doctor, turn off my laugh inhibitors

    • @catgaming7621
      @catgaming7621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@levyayano4644 AUUUGGHHH!! I CANT LAUGH ANYMORE!!! GGGGGGRRRAAAAAÆAAAAAAA!
      This is my true form. My nature. (doesn't laugh)

    • @THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself
      @THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Not funny she’s threatening to leave me

    • @averageslayer6663
      @averageslayer6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself F

    • @owovo6734
      @owovo6734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@THECrimsonFuckerAlucardHimself F

  • @funzar1801
    @funzar1801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    Man, Steel Ball Run opening looks fire

    • @chichobar1705
      @chichobar1705 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      XDa

    • @FallenXHFTF
      @FallenXHFTF ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Johnny looks sick in this opening, holy saint!

    • @EpicGCM2
      @EpicGCM2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      kind of a weird choice to give johnny the murasama but other than that it looks sick

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fr

    • @Shy_002
      @Shy_002 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Heather Huynh I know dude it was weird putting him in gm_flatgrass but I kinda works

  • @BigChonkActual
    @BigChonkActual ปีที่แล้ว +152

    "It's legs that I spite as I sit down and fight"
    This is such an underrated lyric; absolutely sent me to the stratosphere

  • @edsw1446
    @edsw1446 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Wheels are in motion; Fate is set!"
    Badass line

    • @JSrises
      @JSrises 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Goes harder than the fall that broke Sam's legs.

  • @OGXenos
    @OGXenos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    I love that the ONE line of lyrics that stayed the same becomes the best part, because it implies Jetstream Sam, the man that could cut bullets and slice mechs in half lost his legs to a hiking accident

    • @d3genr3gen26
      @d3genr3gen26 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂

    • @Racketfewl
      @Racketfewl ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Or it's a metaphor for Armstrong, that man is a mountain given human form

    • @d3genr3gen26
      @d3genr3gen26 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Racketfewl NANOMACHINES SON!!!

    • @aVeryAngryMoth
      @aVeryAngryMoth ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@d3genr3gen26THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA!

    • @unknowncommenter6698
      @unknowncommenter6698 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I think I heard about some guy who went and climbed to mount Everest, survived it, but then died by falling from that foldable ladder thing when he tried to change a lightbulb in bathroom.

  • @Paraguay_non_genshin_gamer
    @Paraguay_non_genshin_gamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    0:44 a round of applause for the dude who screamed "life" and "wife".

  • @devilcreatorstosechick4367
    @devilcreatorstosechick4367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    *"My Wheelchair Is A Tool Of Justice"*
    *-Raiden*
    *"Now I See. You Deny Your Wheelchair It's Purpose! It Yearns To Break The Kneecaps Of Your Enemies...* *But You Hold It Back!"*
    *-Wheelchair Sam*

    • @harpoonhabibihamon
      @harpoonhabibihamon ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It yearns to rolls over their toes, but your too polite!

    • @umgato.3017
      @umgato.3017 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "That's what you get for bringing a weelchair to a sword fight"

    • @Just_SomeDumbass
      @Just_SomeDumbass ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Faust (guilty)metal gear approves this

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@umgato.3017
      “so you’d think Riaden”
      *Activities SPRING LOADED WHEELCHAIR!!!*
      *smashes into a brick wall and becomes paralyzed from the neck down*

    • @LettuceGayming
      @LettuceGayming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Just_SomeDumbassfaust may be strong but brisket is built different, maintaining a smile through the entire attack

  • @martin-dw
    @martin-dw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The funny thing is, that Metal gear rising would be one of the few games that would have a bossfight of a guy in a wheel chair and would have the sickest combos and mobility of the game

  • @ftvcanaloficial
    @ftvcanaloficial ปีที่แล้ว +141

    My legs are broken
    The kneecaps are stolen
    I'm forever bound to a chair
    I'm half quadraplegic
    It means paraplegic
    I cannot feel my legs
    A desolate life
    I can't please my wife
    If only my legs I could feel
    It's legs that I spite
    As I sit down and fight
    The only thing I cannot feel
    There will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR)
    The suffer and pain is much to bear
    The only one left
    Wheels are motion
    Fate is set
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no there will be WHEEL (WHEEL) CHAIR (CHAIR)
    It's only thing I cannot FEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL
    **Epic guitar solo**
    Losing my mobility
    Wondering "have I gone insane?"
    Hate my disability
    All I feel is phantom pain
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should END IT AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
    Alternative ending:
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should END MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

    • @ct_tropical1451
      @ct_tropical1451 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for the lyrics :0 :]

    • @Afshned_Lietheria
      @Afshned_Lietheria 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel like Inability would fit much better than disability

    • @KKJKJH
      @KKJKJH 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thank you kind sir, i will now copypasta it to a discord server
      muhahahahahahahaaaaa

  • @feeeyniac
    @feeeyniac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Sam got crippling depression, but that never stop him to save the world💀

    • @ultimatepachy2563
      @ultimatepachy2563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And he saved the world killing armstrong raiden and finally himself.

    • @captainfa-it-lcon915
      @captainfa-it-lcon915 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah he got cripple depression

    • @ToxicNoxic
      @ToxicNoxic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ultimatepachy2563 he nuked a city

    • @bestatshit2636
      @bestatshit2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have not played MGRR

    • @masterboa6321
      @masterboa6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and he got crippling legs

  • @raygagnon4809
    @raygagnon4809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    “When you are happy you like the music, when you are sad you understand the lyrics.”
    The lyrics:

  • @doodlebrirb
    @doodlebrirb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    the last line should have been " wondering if i should end my life" because it would have rhymed

    • @14dyingstars
      @14dyingstars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      It probably this way because of TH-cam censorship

    • @dimanyak373
      @dimanyak373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@14dyingstars But in the end it has to be this way

    • @jonathanbailey4885
      @jonathanbailey4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Life and height don't rhyme.

    • @coolroy_25
      @coolroy_25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@jonathanbailey4885 close enough, most songs use near rhymes anyway

    • @Caragoner
      @Caragoner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I would have said "Wondering if I should end this fight"

  • @heh.5358
    @heh.5358 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i am wukong the king of this sanctuary, on this mountain you shall loose your knees"

  • @chairedge
    @chairedge ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Apparently the actual singer made a cover for this on twitter

  • @wesleyp989
    @wesleyp989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    This is absolutely amazing yet equally so surreal. Try to explain this to someone unfamiliar with video games

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jetsteam Sam is a boss from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance and is the guy who does the Revengance Status stuff most of the time and he is essentially a samurai and is very mobile in game

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@soldierofgodrick3037 in this video,the boss senator Armstrong (which you fight on Sam's DLC), is shown throwing Sam off a building which leads to his legs being broken. As such,the creator makes a parody of his theme,the only thing I know for real,about Sam not being able to feel his legs or being able to properly function

    • @mr.croedid9141
      @mr.croedid9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or with garry's mod

    • @hi_me69420
      @hi_me69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@andermousecheese5609 The song may also be a joke because of Sam being really mobile, and with broken legs nobody can be mobile.

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2850

    Happy Halloween everyone!!! I expect to see Wheelchair Sam costumes this year!

    • @gigachad1925
      @gigachad1925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      bro my place here just cosplay Jetstream sam but he just sit on wheelchair because he's tired of standing like an pole

    • @LukasForrest
      @LukasForrest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And wondering if I should end it allllllllll, all should be changed to life. Just saying.

    • @silverwolf529
      @silverwolf529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny XD

    • @sven9900
      @sven9900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbh it actually sounds great

    • @hood_spider_man
      @hood_spider_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh my legs still work

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Sam and Armstrong get into a gruesome fight which results with Sam losing mobility in
    his legs, forced to live the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Unable to please his wife anymore
    she leaves him and when Raiden eventually encounters him, he bully's poor Sam and they have
    an epic fight, to which Sam is still able to hold his own.
    Raiden, after realizing that even in a wheelchair, Sam was still able to keep fighting, proving that
    he truly is one of the most skilled fighters he had ever known and is shamed for assuming he is
    useless for his disability and decides to team up with Sam to get revenge against Armstrong.
    As a sign of respect, Raiden decides to fight Armstrong in a wheelchair as well and the pair hunt
    down the senator and attempt to kill him, to which Raiden in the middle of the fight has his chair blown
    up and his forced to fight with his legs again, infuriating him how Sam surpassed Raiden in the art
    of Wheel-Jitzu.
    After an intense battle, they manage to subdue the nanomachine behemoth Armstrong and get revenge for
    Sam's legs. However, his depression has only worsened, with Armstrong dead, he still feels more hollow and
    empty then ever, that's when he decides that life isn't worth living anymore and chooses to end it all by jumping
    off a skyscraper and landing on Putin's conveniently placed nuclear warheads and is blown away.
    However, Sam, being the fuckin legend he is survived the blast based on how much Gigachad energy he still possessed
    so he decides to use his power for good, he rejoins Raiden again and the pair becomes the unstoppable team known
    across the world as "Wheels and the leg man"... that was until Sam realized that they lived in the future and he could
    just *Buy* new robotic legs at a local wallmart now.
    and they lived happily ever after, the end.

  • @PliskinYT
    @PliskinYT ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I like how "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" is the only line that was completely unchanged in the entire song

    • @sur.viv.e
      @sur.viv.e 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      69 likes? lemme change that so those annoying teenagers dont make jokes in the reply section of this comment.

    • @yarnicles4616
      @yarnicles4616 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sur.viv.e You called them yourself.

  • @NOu-zc5vl
    @NOu-zc5vl 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:26 wha- what is sam doing?

  • @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks
    @I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Detroit: Become Human? Nah, Samuel: Become Disabled 0:17

  • @Смузикизарбузик
    @Смузикизарбузик 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Now I see.... You deny your wheelchair it's purpose.

    • @somethingsomethingsomethin6104
      @somethingsomethingsomethin6104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It yearns to run over your enemies, but you hold it back

    • @Buggabee
      @Buggabee ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “No! My wheelchair is a tool of justice”

    • @Ziomaletto
      @Ziomaletto ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Buggabee "This is what happens when you bring a sword to a wheelchair fight!"

  • @AwodDec
    @AwodDec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    Best part of the song:
    My legs are broken
    The kneecaps are stolen
    I'm forever bound to a chair!!
    I'm half qaudriplegic
    That means paraplegic
    I can't seem to feel my legs
    A desolate life (Life!)
    I can't please my wife (Wife!)
    If only my legs I could feel
    It's legs that I spite
    As I sit down and fight
    The only thing I cannot feel
    There will be
    WHEEL!!.
    CHAIR!!
    THE SUFFER AND PAIN IS MUCH TO BEAR!!
    THE ONLY ONE. LEFT!!
    WHEELS ARE IN MOTION!
    FATE IS SET!
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no
    THERE WILL BE
    WHEEL!! (Wheel)
    CHAIR!! (Chair)
    It's the only thing I cannot feel
    ...
    Losing my mobility
    Wondering have I gone insane
    Hate my disability
    All I feel is Phantom Pain
    Looking down upon this deadly height
    Wondering if I should
    End it all!!

    • @SerialDesignation_V69
      @SerialDesignation_V69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      There will be
      WHEEL!(WHEEL)
      CHAIR!(CHAIR
      its the only thing i cannot feel
      that's the best part for me

    • @yourmother1211
      @yourmother1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      00:30

    • @Keflabutgreen
      @Keflabutgreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      "End it all" should've been replaced by "End my life" so it could rhyme.

    • @victorvirgili4447
      @victorvirgili4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1:49

    • @xenird
      @xenird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timestaps:
      0:00 - 2:53

  • @andreikxgamer256_yt2
    @andreikxgamer256_yt2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, Johnny Joestar from JJBA: SBR Finally got his new crossover with Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

  • @azrieljale
    @azrieljale ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Id also change the mountains line to "Because the cripples dont chose when they can walk"

  • @completotactico4747
    @completotactico4747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    My respects to Jet Stream Sam, who maked the necessary to feel his legs again

  • @xirnis1465
    @xirnis1465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    The fact that hes genuinely singing his heart out makes it so much better

  • @Redfield224
    @Redfield224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    This is the kind of high quality pre-2010's style internet content I've been missing from my life.

    • @levyayano4644
      @levyayano4644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wheels are in motion, Fate is set goes so hard

    • @undeadyoutubing5268
      @undeadyoutubing5268 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a rare thing to find, but beautiful

  • @kurayamey
    @kurayamey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My knee freaking hurts right now... This song slowly kills my knee. Or either it's cuz I'm playing skyrim a lot, and I took an arrow in the knee

  • @rai-tube34youtube
    @rai-tube34youtube 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    jevil and revtrosity send their regards

  • @shiverfan4867
    @shiverfan4867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "A desolate life! (LIFE!) I can't please my wife! (WIFE!)"
    Simply the best part of this video

    • @MonsoonMemes13
      @MonsoonMemes13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      If only my legs I could feel

    • @Yuki144p
      @Yuki144p 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      IT'S LEGS THAT I SPITE

    • @MonsoonMemes13
      @MonsoonMemes13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      AS I SIT DOWN AND FIGHT

    • @miguelbaptistapinheiro537
      @miguelbaptistapinheiro537 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THE ONLY THING I CANNOT FELL

    • @MonsoonMemes13
      @MonsoonMemes13 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@miguelbaptistapinheiro537 THERE WILL BE WHEEL

  • @darthbleach8513
    @darthbleach8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I didn't get through this without laughing like a hyena. you magnificent bastard, you deserve an Emmy award.

    • @ronaldcarr5488
      @ronaldcarr5488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to drink your cousin I think his name is Clorox bleach

    • @darthbleach8513
      @darthbleach8513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ronaldcarr5488 thats kinda weird but im not gonna kink-shame you

    • @15yearsago11
      @15yearsago11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthbleach8513 what did they even say

    • @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780
      @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darthbleach8513 Yea what did they say
      And ayo what?!
      Someone who doesn't kink-shame?! IMPOSSIBLE
      I thought that species was extinct!

  • @Zeus-tx5fv
    @Zeus-tx5fv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Vergil plastic chair vs Sam wheelchair gonna be a legendary fight

  • @FunnyCatLLL_
    @FunnyCatLLL_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The only thing I know for wheel

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone used this song to make an Armored Core 6 meme with the wheelchair tank tread parts lol.

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Just imagine MGR but Sam is just in a wheelchair and getting pushed everywhere by Memesoon and instead of jumping, Memesoon just throws Sam

    • @mist0804
      @mist0804 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MEMES!

  • @muhamadalibatmanbinsupaman8734
    @muhamadalibatmanbinsupaman8734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I have a broken leg,and this song motivated me.The lyrics described all my feelings,but the music inspired me not to give up.

    • @ronaldcarr5488
      @ronaldcarr5488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You should motivate yourself now

    • @yveltheyveltal5166
      @yveltheyveltal5166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      samuel rodrigues has a way of doing that to people.

    • @moutaindew9297
      @moutaindew9297 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cearus C instead of telling people to broke other ,why don't you go and broke your own leg.

    • @JudgmentAkky
      @JudgmentAkky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Cearus C for maximum motivation?

    • @ThunderrQuack
      @ThunderrQuack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JudgmentAkky *yes*

  • @clueless6932
    @clueless6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Saving this to a playlist in case I am forever bound to a chair

  • @NectarNapper
    @NectarNapper หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how one of the few lines that werent modified is “the mountains dont give back what they take” because it still makes sense in this context

  • @petruthegamer9777
    @petruthegamer9777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    missed opportunity to say "Will drive upon the wheelchair's back"

  • @magmaslasher7604
    @magmaslasher7604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I think "End it all" would be better as "End my life", but other than that this is perfect. I love it so much.

    • @tanishqbhagria5820
      @tanishqbhagria5820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would rhyme better sure but end it all just sounds much better

    • @AU_Player
      @AU_Player ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tyson yen (the original singer of the only thing i know for real) uploaded a version sung by him that does that

  • @_hurglet
    @_hurglet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love that you kept the "the mountains don't give back what they take", gave me a chuckle

    • @cephalonio8928
      @cephalonio8928 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It works, the mountains stole his kneecaps

  • @unweyrandommas.
    @unweyrandommas. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The way he is just so passionate when shouting its just gorgeus

  • @shitpostgenerator1.366
    @shitpostgenerator1.366 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was expecting "wondering if I should end my liiiiiiiiiife"

  • @tyberiousTem
    @tyberiousTem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This autoplayed and I laughed so hard when I heard it start. I thought it was gonna be normal Sam theme💀

  • @soldierofgodrick3037
    @soldierofgodrick3037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I came up with an alternate one on the other video but this one is pretty good too. This one focuses more on how Sam can’t feel his legs, while mine on the other video is more about how he can’t do things because his legs don’t work.

    • @dukecatfishjunior6291
      @dukecatfishjunior6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't see no video in your channel. Where sauce?

    • @tearfullarc2089
      @tearfullarc2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dukecatfishjunior6291 he was refering to a comment iirc

    • @dukecatfishjunior6291
      @dukecatfishjunior6291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tearfullarc2089 "while mine on the other video" The commenter says

    • @andermousecheese5609
      @andermousecheese5609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dukecatfishjunior6291 the short version of this video

    • @soldierofgodrick3037
      @soldierofgodrick3037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I had the skills and equipment to do a full version myself, but I was referring to my comment on the other video, unfortunately there is no sauce :( . Also, my voice is awful, so my vocals would be bad for a full version

  • @omegazjay
    @omegazjay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Now the bigger question is where does this fit into the Metal Gear lore?

    • @Darkwolf69420
      @Darkwolf69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Instead of impaling Sam, Armstrong slaps him off of world marshal tower, causing him to break his legs

  • @Th3DankestMemer
    @Th3DankestMemer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Because the mountains don't give back what they take" being the only line that's completely the same implies that's how Sam lost the ability to use his legs.

    • @fnfdmgjfndf
      @fnfdmgjfndf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A horrible skiing accident.

  • @ishy858
    @ishy858 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Spat out my drink several times, "Hate my disability, all I feel is Phantom Pain" is genuine gold.

  • @RenoKyrie
    @RenoKyrie ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Armored Core 6 right now

  • @The.unhumourus.person
    @The.unhumourus.person 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Oh i see... You Deny your Legs their Purpose..."
    - Physically-DisabledStream Sam

  • @victorvirgili4447
    @victorvirgili4447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Wheels are in motion, fate is set” sounds like something an anime villain would say after activating some op machine when out of context

  • @Acg22024
    @Acg22024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Now the “because the mountains don’t give back what they take” has a whole different meaning

    • @ultrathecool
      @ultrathecool ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep the mountains dont give back the mobility

  • @NickFibonacciCristea
    @NickFibonacciCristea 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I grew my hair long to look like him, just… not crippled.

  • @alaylaps
    @alaylaps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some one had fun making this

  • @sirpuffball6366
    @sirpuffball6366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The mountains line being unchanged yet still having a totally different context is way too funny to me

  • @lonewolf8556
    @lonewolf8556 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    1:43 ey Yo Sam use Yamato ?

  • @omekun
    @omekun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    this was so unironaically good that i listened to this 3 times in a row

  • @bendytheshowoff271
    @bendytheshowoff271 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is unironically the best thing ive seen in a while

  • @logica19
    @logica19 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I vaguely remember seeing an image of Olivia dressed as Sam on her wheelchair and it reminded me of this video.

  • @liyanamonsur6770
    @liyanamonsur6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:45 is that Sam fucking Raide-

    • @chi.o_2640
      @chi.o_2640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He can't please his *pretty boi*

    • @liyanamonsur6770
      @liyanamonsur6770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chi.o_2640 Sad 😔

    • @scout_gaming7149
      @scout_gaming7149 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whait she's not mistral and is raiden

    • @liyanamonsur6770
      @liyanamonsur6770 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scout_gaming7149 yeah, didn't you see Raiden's mariachi hat?

    • @scout_gaming7149
      @scout_gaming7149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@liyanamonsur6770 nope.mp3

  • @pre-usedphantom7397
    @pre-usedphantom7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:13 should of used “My Legs!” here lol

  • @maximumcringelevel8617
    @maximumcringelevel8617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    whole song is a masterpiece but suffer and pain part is on another level

  • @andr_elm
    @andr_elm ปีที่แล้ว +4

    While I was listening to this, I rethought Sam, how hard it is for him, this song is the cry of his soul

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Let's be honest though: even sam in a wheelchair would find a way to be an absolute menace, he'd be wheelchair drifting all over your chopped up corpse.

  • @Dobrynia100
    @Dobrynia100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I saw original video like a minute ago and was looking for full, that was fast

  • @jayuchiha2375
    @jayuchiha2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is Sam after Armstrong instead of impaling his arm with his nanomachine amputated arm impaled both his legs
    Poor Sam can no longer dance :(

  • @guywithajarofnutellaashisp606
    @guywithajarofnutellaashisp606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    this is such a weird song to make me realize just what it's like to be wheelchair-bound...

    • @Wintercuro
      @Wintercuro ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sitting here, I realise.

    • @dantespardareal
      @dantespardareal ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Wintercuro you are just like me trying to escape your disability

    • @CannedPsycho-
      @CannedPsycho- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dantespardarealBut who’s to judge the right from left? When the feelings gone, I think we’ll both agree.

  • @shyguyking
    @shyguyking ปีที่แล้ว +2

    after Sam took raidens arm, Raiden took his Legs💀

  • @gallaros9
    @gallaros9 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nobody talking about how "losing my mobility" was a genius replacement lyric

  • @maximeleninja4029
    @maximeleninja4029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When you step on a lego : 0:30

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The disabled stood up for himself

    • @Cake2019_6
      @Cake2019_6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait WHAT?

    • @4nt0s
      @4nt0s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:15

  • @happyguy1341
    @happyguy1341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:04 I thought it would be
    The only one left will ride up on the wheel chair

  • @MacheteToothpick
    @MacheteToothpick ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how cleverly wrote out the song is (being a metal gear rising shitpost that is)

  • @ItsDanbo
    @ItsDanbo  23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    2 years of Sam and Wheelchairs yeyyeyeye

  • @MxTeeee
    @MxTeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wheelchair Sam gangsta till Politician Legstrong walks in

  • @xumetasalsaxd7806
    @xumetasalsaxd7806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    kk in a wheelchair: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!👨‍🦽

  • @gehtniemandenwasan8171
    @gehtniemandenwasan8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The meme song we didnt deserve but needed more than ever before

  • @TheTrueMerrio
    @TheTrueMerrio 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Don't FUCK with the health care system!

  • @grandgojira5485
    @grandgojira5485 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I can't believe David Productions finally animated Steel Ball Run

  • @wilhemtehlynx
    @wilhemtehlynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These lyrics and singing are unironically really good. And the video is funny, too, especially the mountains scene. Good job!

  • @WujekFoliarz
    @WujekFoliarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    A true masterpiece. You could say that im saying this fot the meme, but the reality is different - this song has a deep meaning
    The beginning of the song focuses on the first feelings of Jetwheel Sam after losing his legs due to the crash and a car running over him - he says that he is forever bound to a chair, locked in a moving prison. Then, we have the "end" of the realisation - he begins to understand that he can fight in a wheelchair. Sam even mocks having legs - however we cannot tell if he mocks having normal legs or having broken legs
    In the chorus, he accepts the gift and talks about mountains, possibly reffering to the fall from a deadly height *and* the fact that even after beating the problems, life doesnt get better
    The last part of the song is Sam giving us an answer to him mocking legs - he hates his disability and the lack of mobility on a wheelchair. We can speculate that the phase where he "liked" and "awaited" having a wheelchair was lasting only for a while. He however feels sad about not feeling the wheelchair, which gives us a quick story of Sam's feelings - at first, he was shocked by losing his legs, but he was awaiting, he was hyped for a wheelchair. Sadly, his expectiations were much higher and the chair wasnt enough, so he decides to end all of it. Truly sad what a disability can do to a man
    Before anyone asks, yes, i have autism spectrum

    • @namelessusername4267
      @namelessusername4267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man just did the English teacher’s job for them…

    • @WujekFoliarz
      @WujekFoliarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@namelessusername4267 I always was a literature kid - and the only kid that understood three-page long desctription of a man playing a horn (from *Pan Tadeusz* , a polish book written by Adam Mickiewicz)

    • @dragoncat9153
      @dragoncat9153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have it too mate, nice to see a fellow chad

    • @WujekFoliarz
      @WujekFoliarz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dhemoss Be quiet and let me be productive

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WujekFoliarz based

  • @LEGENDARY-df6mr
    @LEGENDARY-df6mr ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:51 bro ended his life for the second time

  • @Smuggerino
    @Smuggerino ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woods after Menedez blows off his knees with a spas 12

  • @td_is_infinite667
    @td_is_infinite667 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    it wouldve been funnier if he said “wondering if i should end my liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife”

  • @RedReaper-i3t
    @RedReaper-i3t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    MEMES THE DNA OF THE SOUL

    • @RedReaper-i3t
      @RedReaper-i3t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      edit:also it should be at the end looking downward from a dealdy height and realising if i should end myyy liiiiiifffffwwww

    • @abdulkaium1199
      @abdulkaium1199 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You lack motivation

    • @borralho1853
      @borralho1853 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@abdulkaium1199 RAIDEN: whos next
      SAM: i'll take this race
      monsson: no sam his kneecaps are mine

  • @Tiosedan
    @Tiosedan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "As I sit down and fight" and "Wheels are in motion, fate is set" are the only reason I live for.

  • @chocopisek5866
    @chocopisek5866 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I think for time 2:06-08 i t should be: Wodering if i should end my life

    • @gamecube8885
      @gamecube8885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gonna say that

  • @johnporksupreme
    @johnporksupreme ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:09 should have been "the mountains don't give back what they break"

  • @Idfk_bro
    @Idfk_bro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The final boss isn’t any cool guy like Armstrong, it’s a flight of staire