Siskel & Ebert Jaws The Revenge (1987) Review

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  • @Dylan98654
    @Dylan98654 10 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theater...

    • @1f5sda
      @1f5sda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better tagline than "This Time It's Personal!"

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "just when you thought the shark was out they pulled him back in"
      ~doing my best michael corleone imitation

    • @1f5sda
      @1f5sda 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one!

    • @Decetop
      @Decetop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trev Mac hahaha that’s pretty good, man.

    • @yveltalpoderoso1303
      @yveltalpoderoso1303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That didn’t age well

  • @stevieg7228
    @stevieg7228 10 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Siskel and Ebert were more entertaining than a lot of the movies they reviewed.
    They were smart, insightful and hilarious. I'll never get tired of watching these clips.
    R.I.P. Roger and Gene.

    • @bryansarracino8623
      @bryansarracino8623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stevie G man you said it. I miss them

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The last critics about anything that Americans really cared about what they thought.
      Yes they obviously were wrong and very wrong about some great movies but they always entertained and educated us in why we love movies

  • @mst3KGf
    @mst3KGf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Another hilarious gaffe about this movie that S&E don't mention; at the climax, the shark roars like a dinosaur when it rears out of the water.
    Michael Caine put it best on why he did this movie: "I haven't seen it, as I hear it's terrible. However, I have seen the house it paid for and it is spectacular."

    • @rosario508
      @rosario508 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah. The shark had a roar in Jaws 3 as well.

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ahhh possibly because the shark was half lion ,you dum dums ever think of that? Well have you?

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +mst3KGf What is sad is that he had to turn down going to the Oscars and receive his first Supporting Actor Oscar because he was filming this garbage. I think he was scared that if he left, he wouldn't come back.

    • @davidsavage5630
      @davidsavage5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @db happiness Having flashbacks that are OTHER PEOPLE'S MEMORIES! 🤯

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ebert mentions it in his written review.

  • @James-Ram
    @James-Ram 11 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I hate when that happens! A dream sequence!"
    "I mean want to go and punch a hole in the screen"
    "A friend of the other shark"
    "You see, by having this gimmick, that means, that even though this one dies, she still was gonna stay living in that stupid town, instead of moving to the middle west where she should be - away from sharks!"
    Hahahahaha! I loved it when Siskel really went off on a film he hated

    • @JamesOhGoodie
      @JamesOhGoodie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ebert was wittier, but Siskel is more visceral.

    • @mrnocal
      @mrnocal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JamesOhGoodie That's what made them such a great team IMO. That contrast made it more real.

    • @ChucksCherubs3
      @ChucksCherubs3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And 34 years later, they're STILL doing dream sequences! Oh well, at least they've stopped making those JAWS sequels... for now.

  • @loyalcompanion2104
    @loyalcompanion2104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    chris stuckmann brought me here

  • @YouTube-tied
    @YouTube-tied 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Towards the end, the shark kinda looks fake" WTF??? The shark looks fake throughout the entire movie!

    • @ericsilva-gomez2481
      @ericsilva-gomez2481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam-tied I mean this movie review was televised during the 80s’..

    • @divine.feline
      @divine.feline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s always looked fake

    • @Roarrior.
      @Roarrior. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericsilva-gomez2481 true.

  • @eddieyyy3
    @eddieyyy3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “What shark is this?!”
    “A friend of the other sharks”
    😂😂😂

  • @RandomEd787
    @RandomEd787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    These guys knew how to rant on a film.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Where Roy Scheider said, "Satan himself couldn't get me to do Jaws 4!" And Michael Caine said, "Just make sure the check clears, okay?"

    • @Raarrow
      @Raarrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roy said that about Jaws 3. He just gave them a straight “no” for #4, even with the high salary and the short appearance. Heck, he didn’t even want to do the second one.

    • @kali3665
      @kali3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Raarrow He had good reason!

    • @canadianscratcher7834
      @canadianscratcher7834 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Michael Caine said the movie stinks, but I loved the house it bought my mother.

  • @bryansarracino8623
    @bryansarracino8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I wish I was in the theater when Roger yelled out “his shirt is dry!!”

  • @EternalHennessy
    @EternalHennessy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jaws 4 People 0

    • @Maniac1607
      @Maniac1607 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Believe it or not, the producers for part 3 were thinking of calling it "Jaws 3, People Zero" and making it a "Naked Gun"-style parody.

    • @connorbrennan4233
      @connorbrennan4233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would have been infinitely more interesting than the sh*t we got after Jaws 2.

    • @Jackal_El_Lobo34
      @Jackal_El_Lobo34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah let’s call it Jaws 3 People 0 considering it ignores 3D.

  • @027220
    @027220 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "His shirt is dry." line was appreciated by the preview audience.

  • @CECSB254
    @CECSB254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:33 Poor Gene Siskel, A dream sequence lol 😂

  • @blaketindle4703
    @blaketindle4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Now if you want to be a film critic you’re gonna have to watch movies like THIS.”

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    they forgot to mention the infamous shark roar scene

    • @rosario508
      @rosario508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The shark had a roar in Jaws 3D as well.

    • @connorbrennan4233
      @connorbrennan4233 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      And it did in the original, although it was much more subtle.

    • @PungiFungi
      @PungiFungi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Connor Brennan, the original was so good that people let that slide. Then again, the roaring is the least of the movie's problems.

  • @benhammel9886
    @benhammel9886 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The only true sequel was the second one.

    • @benhammel9886
      @benhammel9886 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ***** Compared to the first one yeah. But the second one is not as bad as the rest, in my opinion.

    • @benhammel9886
      @benhammel9886 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      Ha. It must have been the 3D. For a kid, watching a severed arm float in front of your face must have been pretty cool. Plus the 20 foot shark!

    • @stevieg7228
      @stevieg7228 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gene was right..."all the sequels were trash".

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The First film I saw in the series was Jaws 2 as a kid and I was extremely disappointed. I didn't get all the hype for Jaws until I saw the original.

    • @blacbraun
      @blacbraun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaws 2 was just as shit as all the other sequels. Only the original was good.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 13 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These guys are so adorable. "His shirt is dry!!" "I'm gonna get me a Brody if it's the last thing I do!"

  • @evilsWa
    @evilsWa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how Gene is like George Costanza, all proud of his one liner during the movie. “That’s GOTTA hurt!”

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at that guy with one of those laser pointers.... he's so funny😂😂😂

  • @GreatWestern175
    @GreatWestern175 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Both these guys are funny and true to what they say here, but I think Mr Siskel stole the show in this

  • @rogerpuzzitiello5175
    @rogerpuzzitiello5175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think this is my favorite review of theirs, it always finds a way to make me laugh.

  • @MrTommyUdo
    @MrTommyUdo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Michael Caine would take any role that was given to him.

    • @raystantz2471
      @raystantz2471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Tommy Udo he did it to buy a house

    • @strawdawgs78
      @strawdawgs78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He did it for a ruby the size of a tangerine.

    • @Blaqjaqshellaq
      @Blaqjaqshellaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caine was going to make SWITCHING CHANNELS afterward, but the studio insisted on his returning for retakes and Burt Reynolds replaced him.

    • @CelestialWoodway
      @CelestialWoodway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He says he grew up poor and could never turn down a good paying job.

    • @michaelfeeney6108
      @michaelfeeney6108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard he was given a few scripts to choose from and picked this because it was filming in the Bahamas.
      I love that he missed accepting his Oscar to film this movie 😂

  • @cliffslatterly2893
    @cliffslatterly2893 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the funniest reviews they've ever done. Great stuff.

  • @alexnaoum88
    @alexnaoum88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm sure it's been said before, but I'll say it again - perfect thumbnail for this video.

  • @jayNicks10
    @jayNicks10 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    interesting enough, the final confrontation is full of logical errors. Caine's shirt is dry when he gets out of the water, The shark blows up when the boat touches him, Jake somehow survives. When I saw it on TV recently, all of those things were fixed/changed. Caine is wet throughout the scene, the shark gets stabbed by the boat, and Jake does not survive. however, the shark still roars and stands up above the water basically saying, "here, stab me right now." such a stupid movie, that I can actually bear to sit through. hell, I sat through all of them when they were playing back to back to back to back on ion TV. That's when it became hilariously obvious how dramatically downhill the movie series went as time went on and they made more Jaws movies. heck, they made all kinds of ridiculous shark movies.
    Deep Blue Sea: pretentious, shark attacks look SOOOOO FAKE.
    Red Water: forgettable, not much to it, mediocre acting.
    Spring Break Shark Attack: So many stupid plots and characters I didn't care for.
    Open Water: Very Disappointing
    Shark Nato: Need I even say how ridiculous
    Megaladon: Unintentionally hilarious.

    • @cHeStEr5434
      @cHeStEr5434 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Deep Blue Sea is actually a pretty solid, well paced and entertaining mid-budget action flick with a surprising amount of edge.
      It’s kinda like Jurassic Park but with super sharks.
      Sure, some of the CG doesn’t hold up as well now but those animatronic shark models are incredible!!

  • @Templars1005
    @Templars1005 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Their back and forth is perfect lol. Sarcasm and genuine feeling of "getting hit in the face by a wet fish" to the max. Love it.

  • @janeyrevanescence12
    @janeyrevanescence12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh man, to watch a bad movie with these two and rip it to shreds...

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think this is my favorite bad movie ever.

  • @grkpektis
    @grkpektis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How the fuck did the shark even know they were going to the Bahamas? Did the Shark bug their house? That makes as much sense as anything else in this shitty movie

    • @jakwiq
      @jakwiq 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bwahaha I'm dead

  • @chriszweig8219
    @chriszweig8219 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "The first film was thrilling and well acted. The rest have been trash." LOL!!

  • @anaximander66
    @anaximander66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man I miss these two guys! It's like part of my past died with them.

  • @durden2480
    @durden2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Saw this in theater when I was 7. People walked out

  • @l.salisbury1253
    @l.salisbury1253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Let's have a film festival. The theme could be Movies that killed their franchise: Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Dead Devil 1...!" -Raj

    • @jackburton2680
      @jackburton2680 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did Indy 4 kill the franchise when they made a fifth

  • @alexnaoum88
    @alexnaoum88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oliver Harper brought me back here.

  • @Brickmaster4496
    @Brickmaster4496 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jaws: The Revenge should've at least gone straight to video.

  • @alucard624
    @alucard624 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never much cared for Siskel and Ebert's reviews on movies, but this one was actually pretty funny, especially the bit with Siskel at 1:09. That was good.

  • @johnreese3797
    @johnreese3797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm surprised they didn't make a Jaws V where she does move to the Midwest like Chicago thinking it would be safe but then the shark stalks her by swimming all the way to lake Lake Michigan.

  • @Scar2401
    @Scar2401 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what is this shark? a cousin? a nephew? a nextdoor neighbor? XD

  • @HEYitzED
    @HEYitzED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss them both and always wonder what they would say about every new film that comes out.

    • @blaketindle4703
      @blaketindle4703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “And here we have yet ANOTHER superhero movie!”

  • @clibreros94
    @clibreros94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “So in that case what shark is this? Is this a cousin, nephew, a next door neighbor?” Lmao

  • @ilovebrandnewcarpets
    @ilovebrandnewcarpets 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The very best Siskel & Ebert reviews are when they have to watch and review a terrible picture. They seem genuinely upset that they were forced to watch that drivel.

  • @dbreiden83080
    @dbreiden83080 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @jennaE36
    Spot on.. Universal basically decided to turn the Jaws movies into reasonably budgeted monster flicks after the original. They saw a chance to budget them for around 20 mil and if they made 80-100 mil worldwide that was enough money to keep making them.. They treated them almost like low budget horror movies..

  • @rhyancoleman6462
    @rhyancoleman6462 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    We both hated Jaws the Revenge and can't believe that this is a film that Michael Caine stayed on location for instead of picking up his Oscar in Hollywood for Hannah and Her Sisters.

  • @tatumgammon6171
    @tatumgammon6171 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why anyone paid money to see this, is really beyond me?

    • @ignoranceandwant
      @ignoranceandwant 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I admit I wanted to see it when it first came out...I was ten when it was released and thought the shark would look cool on the big screen. My dad refused to take me because the reviews were so bad (though he DID take me to see Police Academy 5 the next year); he was right.

    • @tatumgammon6171
      @tatumgammon6171 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hollywood makes movies just to make money, not to make good movies.

    • @AlwaysHalloween000
      @AlwaysHalloween000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i paid money to see "The attack of the killer tomatoes"

    • @tatumgammon6171
      @tatumgammon6171 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really?

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly don't know either, because if you compare the first film to the fourth film, the latter grossed an embarrassing 92 percent less and sold a humiliating 96 percent fewer tickets.
      Here's the overview of the declining history of the Jaws movies:
      * Jaws (1975) made $260 million domestically, which equates to 128.1 million tickets at an average movie ticket price of $2.05.
      * Jaws 2 (1978) earned $77.7 million in North America, which equals to 33.2 million tickets at an average ticket price of $2.34.
      * Jaws 3-D grossed $45.5 million in the United States, which is the equivalent of 14.4 million tickets sold at an average price of $3.15.
      * Jaws the Revenge saw a gross of $20.8 million domestic, which equals 5.3 million tickets sold at an average ticket price of $3.91.
      So in grosses, the second film grossed 70 percent less than the first film, the third grossed 41 percent less than the second, and the fourth grossed 54 percent less than the third.
      And in tickets sold, the second film sold 74 percent less tickets than the first film, the third sold 56 percent less tickets than the second, and the fourth sold 63 percent less tickets than the third.

  • @MyBetty111
    @MyBetty111 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hard to believe that Siskel is dead. Incredible! What can't life go on...forever?!

  • @HugoJunstrand
    @HugoJunstrand 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, Roger Ebert. You left too soon. :(

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I hope this is the end of the Jaws series."
    Don't worry, Gene. It is.

  • @tiffsaver
    @tiffsaver 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every sequel after the original Jaws is pure crap.

    • @mattclayer6541
      @mattclayer6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      2-3 were crap. But 4 was beyond crap

  • @Unknown-bq9id
    @Unknown-bq9id 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Roy Scheider was offered money to be killed off at the beginning instead of Sean, but he flat-out REFUSED to ruin his character...
    Like Michael Caine's comment about why he did the movie; BTW, the dry clothes were because they'd taken so long between scenes that his clothes had dried, and he decided not to tell anyone...

    • @cliffordshafran9250
      @cliffordshafran9250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But the filmakers didn't refuse to ruin the character. During the film, Ellen pointed out that her husband died of a fear of sharks. I can't think of a dumber plot device! A badass sheriff who killed 2 sharks in the first two movies died of a fear of them? Talk about the filmakers not having a clue! Scheider's estate should sue!

  • @mattjones5140
    @mattjones5140 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember watching this movie in 5 grade thinking that just the title was stupid that the shark wanted revenge. This is the fourth new shark.lol This whole movie is bad even the ending in how the shark died was garbage.

  • @bingdiddley
    @bingdiddley 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Michael Caine was once asked if he had ever actually seen Jaws: The Revenge. He replied, "No, but I've seen the house it bought."

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the theatres...".; Classic!

  • @wishingwell5954
    @wishingwell5954 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for sharing this! This is one of the few Siskel and Ebert clips I saw as a kid that seemed to stick in my memory.

  • @coath514
    @coath514 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not to mention Michael caines name is Hoagie. awesome

  • @Maniac1607
    @Maniac1607 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Bergalini, you forgot to add, "And the shark will be there in three days."

  • @jrunberg
    @jrunberg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have to agree with Siskel & Ebert on this one, this movie is straight garbage.

  • @EvanBeardsley
    @EvanBeardsley 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    there shouldn't have even been a second jaws film being that the fucking shark died in the first movie, another example of milking a blockbuster, and the fact that they made a fourth and didn't just call it a trilogy is beyond me.

  • @tthomaselli2
    @tthomaselli2 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm gonna get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do...".; Classic!

  • @shadowface5591
    @shadowface5591 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I disagree with Siskel that the rest of the Jaws films were trash considering Jaws 2 was actually good despite being unnecessary but 3 and 4 are undeniably awful.

    • @jmjfanss
      @jmjfanss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like knight rider.

  • @dannydinosaur73
    @dannydinosaur73 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this like a COUSIN? A NEPHEW? A NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR? LMAO 😂

  • @OmniTron1000
    @OmniTron1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was waiting to find some comments of people defending this movie and saying how full of shit Siskel & Ebert are. I'm glad to see that I have found no such comment. Not only is this movie the vile shit sprayed from a leper's unwashed asshole....but, these guys critiqued movies for a reason....They knew what they were talking about.

  • @batsvsjoke123
    @batsvsjoke123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if siskel had survived past 99, he clearly would have hated halloween 2, the first 20 odd minutes is a dream sequence!

    • @1f5sda
      @1f5sda 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It would be nice if both critics were still alive.

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They forgot to mention how the shark followed Brody all the way to the Bahamas hahahaha.

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The title Inception says it all. That's what the movie was about. A dream caper to plant an idea in a man's head. Normally, Leo DiCaprio and his team were about extracting information from people. First dream was Ken Watanabe's and it was an audition for the inception mission that would come later. Dreams that came after were for training purposes or flashbacks. The final dream sequence was Cillian Murphy's, the man they were trying to give the idea to. Not hard to figure out.

  • @moviecowboy2012
    @moviecowboy2012 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thumbs up if chris stuckmann brought you here

  • @brodieyake7735
    @brodieyake7735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To answer Roger's inquiry at the end of the review regarding what relation this shark has to the previous sharks in the franchise, there is actually an honest to God answer, believe it or not. In the novelization of the film written by Hank Searls, he reveals that the shark is the offspring of the sharks from the first two Jaws movies. The shark in Jaws 2 is its mother, and it was born at the end of Jaws 2 while that shark was being electrocuted at the end of the film. The shark in Jaws: The Revenge is named Vengeance, and it's taking revenge on the Brody family for killing its parents. Everything you just read is true.

  • @lamecasuelas2
    @lamecasuelas2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael Caine saying "oh shit"

  • @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
    @ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gene's shark impersonation was brilliant. "I'm gonna get me a Brody if it's the last thing I do."
    I liked Jaws 2. The last two can go.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaws 2 sucks. If you have a sense of humor, Jaws 3 is the way.

    • @spencerhensley5495
      @spencerhensley5495 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 was good the other two were trash.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spencerhensley5495 Jaws 3 is brilliant!

  • @maryexstroughtonaire4244
    @maryexstroughtonaire4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The shark makes a monster noise like Spot from The Munsters, and Tom and Jerry when Jerry got mad when Tom spanked his nephew and left a red mark on his behind.

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think when he tried to go back home, he went too far past his old road. He then bought a large coffee and attempted to retrace his steps. In the 13 years since, he never found his way back home. I heard he's doing independent stuff out of a garage somewhere now. :P

  • @Necrow_Productions
    @Necrow_Productions 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have been catching up on Siskel & Ebert and one thing I always find weird is how Siskel tends to make his reviews personal by going after the private lives of actors he does not like.

  • @ErichoTTA
    @ErichoTTA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1987 was a bad year for movies. That was also the year "Leonard Part 6" and "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie" came out.

  • @MrRandomname010101
    @MrRandomname010101 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the thumbnail for this clip looks like Siskel crying

  • @xenofett7008
    @xenofett7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Michael Caine looks dry getting out of the water, so does the shark. You can tell the shark had been sitting out of the water between takes. It looks bone dry when it's attacking in several shots.

  • @CelticJobber2
    @CelticJobber2 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate dream sequences too. I was surprised Inception was such a big hit, considering it was basically one dream sequence after another.

  • @OfThisNot
    @OfThisNot 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sharks: "I'm going to get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do". LOL

  • @BarrelShape
    @BarrelShape 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "WHAT SHARK IS THIS?" lol

  • @sharklord
    @sharklord 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how Siskel is always like "stfu Ebert".

  • @nickb9718
    @nickb9718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait until they see Cruel Jaws aka Jaws 5.

  • @onmirob
    @onmirob 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Stenbrotsgatan True,the young actress named is judith barsi and her death by her father was very tragic.

  • @Carachmegil
    @Carachmegil 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I hate the dream sequences!" I wonder what Gene Siskel would have thought of Inception :P

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @TheDylandProductions I saw the previews for Shark Attack and said aloud "Shark Attack! Also known as Jaws: The Ripoff!"

  • @OfThisNot
    @OfThisNot 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm going to get me a Brodie if it's the last thing I do" Yep, all sharks everywhere had a meeting in the ocean, and if you have a Brodie bloodline, lookout!

  • @HankJennings
    @HankJennings 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This review is hilarious.

  • @The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane
    @The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jaws: The Revenge is a complete and utter disgrace to the Jaws series.

  • @KingofPepsi
    @KingofPepsi 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, Hollywood, the ending of this review clip gave me a brilliant idea!! How about "JAWS 5: LAND SHARK"!!
    The premise would be that the Brody Family get tired of the shark attacks and move deep into the city AWAY from the ocean. But...the shark isn't finished with them yet! The shark leaves the water and takes a taxi into town to stalk the Brodys yet again!! The shark could rent a room next door to the Brodys.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'm coming for you Brodys. For my father... my uncle and my second cousin Charlie."

  • @Elfrunner
    @Elfrunner 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lucas was thinking of the children. Oh, how the children love to play with action figures and games. Praise to the man for constructing three 2-hour-long commercials to accomplish that task. It couldn't have been easy, what with sitting in front of monitors and drinking his coffee and all.

  • @AlwaysHalloween000
    @AlwaysHalloween000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    the sarcasm always made me laugh

  • @TheDylandProductions
    @TheDylandProductions 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @SamhainTheDark I'm still waiting for Jaws 19, set to release 2015...

  • @myenemysenemy1043
    @myenemysenemy1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this film as a kid. Fuck it - it’s no masterpiece, but great memories

  • @EHH246
    @EHH246 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @delta2ish The difference is dreams are not used in Inception as surprise cop outs.

  • @johnjsal
    @johnjsal 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, every time I see a commercial for a movie in 3D, I just think of Jaws 3 and roll my eyes.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    and I can just imagine him in a shark cave or something with a dart board with all pictures of the Brody family. He's be like Robert Mitchum or Robert De Niro in Cape Fear

  • @saxongreen78
    @saxongreen78 ปีที่แล้ว

    Michael Caine was slumming it again...to feed an apparent addiction to lager and cheeseburgers in his favourite bistro.

  • @Destinychanged
    @Destinychanged ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I was there to hear Ebert say his shirt was dry.

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theater."

  • @027220
    @027220 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:03 - :14 'Thank' you, Gene.

  • @visionaryventures12
    @visionaryventures12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gene points out an interesting element which could have been worked into the movie. She could have been forced to be back at the beach where the source of her fear had been.

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They hate a dream sequence - Vertigo has one.

    • @kdohertygizbur
      @kdohertygizbur 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They hate the over usage on the dream sequence and it was original back then
      Vertigo was made in 1958 and it made sense for that film
      Almost every thriller or horror movie that used it in the late 70s and 80s used it as filler for that fake scare jump
      2 Totally different things
      You'd think in 30 years from Vertigo to here, they would have come up with something new

  • @pappyprimetime7510
    @pappyprimetime7510 ปีที่แล้ว

    These guys were dead wrong. Best movie in the series in retrospect. RIP