“Oooh. Do you like that there? Do you like that, eh? Aye. Oooooh. Ya like that hen, aye? Ooh. Ya like that hen, aye? Ooooooh. Ahh. Oooooh. You like that hen, aye?”
I LITERALLY want to build a robot lizard and use reinforcement learning to train it to become VERY GOOD at sword fighting like run a simulation of it against millions of random fighters until its learned how to move with superhuman agility and speed then transfer it to the real thing and build thousands of them to make a robot army of samurai lizardmen o.o
This one elevates Limmy to the level of William Shakespeare. Who, nevetheless, wrote "The Two Gentlemen of Verona," which is pure dreck. No such missteps in the Limmy canon. ALL of his stories are at the level of King Lear or Macbeth. Which is why Shakespeare is not quite as good as him.
Yes@@goldenteacher2011 thats it, thinking about it I remember seeing that Jamie Oliver deep-frying a Mars-Bar! They like that the Cockneys... and tatties n' neeps.
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This one's in the top 10 all time. Heard it at least five times, and it's as perfect as can be. Magic.
"the romantic bit of the robot"
Could be made into a heartwarming film like Disney's "Up"
“Hop on hen” 😂
inventor ivor from dream scheme before he topped himself
aceman0000099 my art teacher is peter the potter from balamory 🤣 no joke
Was he trying to fly?
That last 5 minutes changed my life.
“Oooh. Do you like that there? Do you like that, eh? Aye. Oooooh. Ya like that hen, aye? Ooh. Ya like that hen, aye? Ooooooh. Ahh. Oooooh. You like that hen, aye?”
*touches romantic bit of self*
Imagine all the teachers he had who would've tried to stamp this sortay thing out of him
It always goes south at the end hahah never change 😂
My mind immediately went to "building a sexbot" but realised it's Twitch so you can't do that.
How wrong I was.
This is one of my favorites. Love the end when the tele comes back on.
I almost died laughing from this. Feel a bit queasy now
The endings to al of these stories are magical, really really great stuff. Well done xxx
“You’re now on a lovely lovely cruise, watch this” 🤣🤣🤣
I like how, of all the stories, *this* is the one that makes Limmy bust out laughing.
Watch Infinite Pee, man.
Hope Craig-bot was self-lubricating.
Lube is essential
"where's the money craig"
This was fucking hilarious. Amazing to see limmy actually breaking character because of how ridiculous the shit he was sayin was
The story reaches it's horrific climax and Limmy can't stop giggling
Limmy this could be adapted into a slick A24 horror film
Ye like that hen aye😂
We love you Limmy. We only make fun of your age and hair as a joke. You're the best mate. Comedic genius with these improv stories
at least she didn't have to live without him
Brian please make more skits or a home made limmys show, it gives me life!
Love ya ❤️
It’s always nice to listen to a good old heartwarming love story 🥰
These improv stories need told to a bigger audience. Effin brilliant.
20:22 magic!
You're a fucking treasure Brian man.
Netflix needs to buy this.
BamBam they did it’s called black mirror
lolololol one of the best stories
Blackmirror comedy shorts
This is fuckin hilarious. Best one yet
He went into hospital with a cut on his hand and ended up dead? Fucking #MaysBritain
Crying with laughter maan.
frank auerbach should sue you
always that fuckin craig, what a legend
So happy I found that limmy has a you tube 😂😂I was so when I finished limmys show
20:21 oWo what's this?
*Notices robot's bolgy wolgy~*
“That’s why it’s called a safe” 😂😂😂
"Don't fucking swear at me" 😂
dae ye like that hen aye?
love it limmy, keep the random storys coming....... legen ya dafty
Limmy your imagination is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
'Don't you fokin swear at me!'
Outstanding viewing man
Ellen musk
This is storytelling of the highest ilk.
Great work, I get tuned intae these when I'm in the bath. 😁
He didn't get it for months!
Someone animate one of these
I LITERALLY want to build a robot lizard and use reinforcement learning to train it to become VERY GOOD at sword fighting like run a simulation of it against millions of random fighters until its learned how to move with superhuman agility and speed then transfer it to the real thing and build thousands of them to make a robot army of samurai lizardmen o.o
Do you like lizards?
I saw a really cool lizard today blending in with a roll of barbed wire. Pointy scales like a dragon and long fingers.
"ooh!" 😭😭😭
All this because Hen decided to padlock the shed door in case a fox took a crap on her husband's projects. So tragic.
Fuckin dying laughing at the end 😂
Na this is GOLD standard comedy
Guys called Craig
God bless Craig.
hearing his girlfriend laughing in the background make him laugh makes this hilarious
Laughing my fukin heed AFF lol
Funniest fuckin wan wit limmy 😂😂
how do you even come up with that on the spot? fuckin brilliant
Does he still do these?
This one elevates Limmy to the level of William Shakespeare. Who, nevetheless, wrote "The Two Gentlemen of Verona," which is pure dreck. No such missteps in the Limmy canon. ALL of his stories are at the level of King Lear or Macbeth. Which is why Shakespeare is not quite as good as him.
Love boat. X rated version.
how is ye watch this live ?
Lost all credibility when he said the large undergound bunker was done for £10k. A celeb totally out of touch
This is great!
23:37 hahahahhahahaha
The robots name is craig
there's a robot called Craig
this will simulate a cruise😂
9:21
Oh ye like that hen eh
The aged noises. Ha
Cruise Simulator 5
😂 a cautionary tale
Ye say Ellen deGeneres like this.." Ellen deGeneres"
jesus fucking christ hahahahahahha
I fear for your children when you tell them bedtime stories, are you able to not make them gory Limmy?
5:47
brilliant
Hahaha this one was great
Jesus this story get messed lmao
Eeeeeeee lon musk
Craig
Shed noises
😂😂
Limmy PLEASE play RDR2 and upload
This guy is great... I have always loved the Brummie accent!
Yes@@goldenteacher2011 thats it, thinking about it I remember seeing that Jamie Oliver deep-frying a Mars-Bar! They like that the Cockneys... and tatties n' neeps.
Scouse, dumb twats.
He's obviously Welsh
swear to god if his names craig im unsubscribing
Hahahahaha
Unsubscribed when Limmy burst out laughing at his own hilarious story - unprofessional.
Limmy, you're cancelled.
bye
John Smith Limmy laughing at his own stories is half the reason I watch these! When he cracks up, I crack up 😂
"ooh!"
NAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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