01:45:57 Adam "Do you know, apparently, Prince Andrew is friends with a Chinese spy." Dan "Where have you heard that?" Carl "Someone whispered it." 😂😂😂
Just finished watching the roast, got goosebumps at the end when fin was singing, a thought occurred to me, you lot are our rock stars now the next few years are going to be massive and I hope the Americans take notes, the bar has been raised significantly, cheers again lads best £3 I spend every month.
I'm a mystery shopper to check if they are complying with Think 25. I feel bad that I'm getting people into trouble but the pay is £20-50ph. The worst one is Tesco's as you have to tell the manager that they've failed often in front of the person who has failed. I think my record is 15 places in a day.
I've done some mystery shopping in my time. It's not difficult but it's not as lucrative as people think. You might get some free or almost-free lunches or coffees, but you're pretty restricted in what you can order. You also need to observe lots of small things without drawing attention to yourself, such as how stocked the shelves are at lunchtime, the cleanlines of the floors/toilets/dining area. And then you have to go home and write the report or complete the questionnaire within a day or two, and upload the required pictures and receipt. With spendier restaurants, hotels and (I assume) holidays/cruises, you have to work up to those assignments, and even then, you'll be reimbursed a portion, e.g. up to £50 on a meal worth £100, not the full value. It's always easier for yourself and the target shop if you say everything was great, because you'll need to provide more detail if there were any issues, e.g. the toilets were out of soap or the fries were stone cold. And they can/will double check that with the shop to verify.
My question was answered in the last second of the pod aha. Buzzing already planning on where to position my phone during my Christmas dinner cooking with the pod on
Im 9 mins in, and if no-one mentions that Dan with that sweatshirt and munching 50+ pills that he doesn't look like pacman, I'm gonna be genuinely upset 😂
I have been a mystery shopper for a company doing hotels … I got the ibis in Bradford on Easter Sunday ! Fuck all to do in Bradford …. I’ve also been assessed by a mystery shopper when I worked for Bella Italia ! Knew they were mystery shoppers 😉😂 and got 100% score and a £100 asd voucher for it
It blew my head at 1:25:00 that Dan actually doesn't understand evolution. Evolution is hardly ever big changes (im sure there are some that have happened this way the history of all life forms) that have a massive impact on your survivability. This is a over simplified extrapolation of Darwins theory. Using the toe as an example; its not as though someone will be born without their little toe and they will have more babies and survive longer as Dan implied. Instead it would happen in smaller changes where over time the little toe will be used less and be developed less. This would have already happened and be seen in the differences between our modern feet and the feet of our shoeless, sockless, carpetless, roadless hunter gatherer ancestors. Its these tiny changes that over these large periods of time will lead to some sort of change. Fin kind of got it right that we have outpaced evolution where the animalistic 'survival of the fittest' doesn't really apply as we no longer hunt or are hunted. We are still 'evolving' just in the wrong direction. Away from the 'peak human form'.
22:50 Adam i can rival you with this maccies, Butt Lane in Leeds, franchise (obviously) go through the drive through and they ask you to park in the car park and they'll bring the food out, it's always cold and shit. Stopped going. You can find an indie burger gaff that's cheaper and better than maccies
When I was at creamfields they had drowns dropping drugs off 😂 they also had stewards taking drugs off people and then selling them back to the drug dealers was a constant circle 😂
My Deadpool for 2025... Sir David - Possibly Jason due to remembering Touch Of Frost or Attonborough Ric Flair Clint Eastwood Luigi Mangione & either Keith Richards or Stevie Nicks
Do what you are doing, run blowers on hot and crack a window or two (I mean open them about an inch or so NOT break them) the heat will get the moisture airborne and opening the windows lets it escape. Also if it doesn’t clear after a few weeks you might have a leak somewhere - door or boot rubber/seal, possibly the pollen filter. Sorry not funny, just trying to help!
Love the podcast as always but I've noticed quite a few times recently that Adam or Carl will refer to trousers as "pants", very gimpy thing for non-Americans to say.
These episodes are the best possible advert for non-patreons
01:42:38 Harry " C'Lo Green. He's built like a semi-detached house." 😂😂😂
The History section was great. I want to see Dan’s History Club as a spinoff pod 😂
Fully agree, on the same vibe, Mythstories with Ciaran Bartlett and Shane Todd is top level, should look that up
01:45:57 Adam "Do you know, apparently, Prince Andrew is friends with a Chinese spy."
Dan "Where have you heard that?"
Carl "Someone whispered it." 😂😂😂
Freddy burnt the place down on that roast.😂 😂😂
Between the patreon exclusive on Wednesday, the roast yesterday and early access today it's a belter week to be a patron
Jimmy Carter’s just popped it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
00:58:19 Finn "You can't bang Moana. That's a child." Facts 😂😂😂
just finished the roast, straight into 2 hours of the fucking lids. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The boys episodes are the best. Always class.
Carl will be gutted Jimmy didn't hang on for a few more days 😂
Literally just seen he's died
Dan drinking out of the "Dog Dad" mug is peak irony
Just finished watching the roast, got goosebumps at the end when fin was singing, a thought occurred to me, you lot are our rock stars now the next few years are going to be massive and I hope the Americans take notes, the bar has been raised significantly, cheers again lads best £3 I spend every month.
Viewer 1000 means absolutely nothing but feels like a win
That my friend is a simple pleasure 😂
I'm a mystery shopper to check if they are complying with Think 25. I feel bad that I'm getting people into trouble but the pay is £20-50ph. The worst one is Tesco's as you have to tell the manager that they've failed often in front of the person who has failed. I think my record is 15 places in a day.
The PTSD flashback I've got listening to Adam talk about the gap hours at Maccies
Freddie's Joke about Eeshans Brother !!! 🔥
Carls McCartney is the best thing I've ever witnessed, ever 🤣
"Former Portsmimimim" has fucking ended me 😂
Unreal nostalgia hearing Adam talk about gaps, the panic to park all the drive thru customers and assemble the perfect big mac 🤣🤣
Seeing as everyone else is doing their own spin off pods, after section 3 I say we need ‘Dan Nightingale’s History Hit’
55:14 I spat my drink out at this line from Adam 😂❤
Jesus christ, as if this was a public episode. What an absolute belter.
Back to back roast and boys ep!!
Who’s Carl trying to convince 😂 respect the honesty from big Dan
2:01:04 cracking Lampard impression from Finn.
Dave Blunts for the u50 dead pool pick btw
Can’t believe no one said Freddy Quinne for the under 50 in the dead pool.
no way jimmy carters just died 😂😂
best ep yet. loved it
The roast was brutal! 😂
I've done some mystery shopping in my time. It's not difficult but it's not as lucrative as people think. You might get some free or almost-free lunches or coffees, but you're pretty restricted in what you can order. You also need to observe lots of small things without drawing attention to yourself, such as how stocked the shelves are at lunchtime, the cleanlines of the floors/toilets/dining area. And then you have to go home and write the report or complete the questionnaire within a day or two, and upload the required pictures and receipt.
With spendier restaurants, hotels and (I assume) holidays/cruises, you have to work up to those assignments, and even then, you'll be reimbursed a portion, e.g. up to £50 on a meal worth £100, not the full value.
It's always easier for yourself and the target shop if you say everything was great, because you'll need to provide more detail if there were any issues, e.g. the toilets were out of soap or the fries were stone cold. And they can/will double check that with the shop to verify.
Morning!
Finn needs to change his Jimmy Carter pick😂😂
Finn has missed an absolute tap in; by not saying Paul McCartney as his dead pool pick
Dead pool:
Rupert Murdoch
Vladimir Putin
Younger:
Britney Spears
Harry's new car
Mitch McConnell
Gabriel Batistuta
Joan Collins
New camera quality is insane
1:01:15 I stand by any alchopop is an ick, and hooch doesn’t count at all because it’s iconic
Harry is an absolute hero!
I thought I would prefer guests but this one was wild
Serious question. Is there a patreon exclusive on Christmas day?
My question was answered in the last second of the pod aha. Buzzing already planning on where to position my phone during my Christmas dinner cooking with the pod on
Missed opportunity to use 50 Cent’s “Many Men” for the theme of Deadpool
Im 9 mins in, and if no-one mentions that Dan with that sweatshirt and munching 50+ pills that he doesn't look like pacman, I'm gonna be genuinely upset 😂
Harry saying Ce Lo green is built like a semidetached house killed me off at 02:40 in the morning.
Big ups the boys! Yesyes lids! Happy 6am ©️arl xox
Harry need to run his air con on hot. Air con removes moisture from the air quicker.
I have been a mystery shopper for a company doing hotels … I got the ibis in Bradford on Easter Sunday ! Fuck all to do in Bradford …. I’ve also been assessed by a mystery shopper when I worked for Bella Italia ! Knew they were mystery shoppers 😉😂 and got 100% score and a £100 asd voucher for it
We just got Nectar points when I used to work for Homebase 😂
Morning lids 👋🏻
1:11:25 Underwear room? You've changed you lad! 😂😂
I love dan ♥️
Britney Spears would be my under 50 shout
Deadpool:
Older: Clint Eastwood
Younger: Dave Blunts
It blew my head at 1:25:00 that Dan actually doesn't understand evolution.
Evolution is hardly ever big changes (im sure there are some that have happened this way the history of all life forms) that have a massive impact on your survivability. This is a over simplified extrapolation of Darwins theory.
Using the toe as an example; its not as though someone will be born without their little toe and they will have more babies and survive longer as Dan implied. Instead it would happen in smaller changes where over time the little toe will be used less and be developed less. This would have already happened and be seen in the differences between our modern feet and the feet of our shoeless, sockless, carpetless, roadless hunter gatherer ancestors. Its these tiny changes that over these large periods of time will lead to some sort of change.
Fin kind of got it right that we have outpaced evolution where the animalistic 'survival of the fittest' doesn't really apply as we no longer hunt or are hunted. We are still 'evolving' just in the wrong direction. Away from the 'peak human form'.
Jimmy Carter, Woody Allen , Michael Schumacher
Airport security do mystery 'shoppers' where they try to take bombs etc through.
Yes the boys 🧡
'Chommers' 😂😂😂😂
22:50 Adam i can rival you with this maccies, Butt Lane in Leeds, franchise (obviously) go through the drive through and they ask you to park in the car park and they'll bring the food out, it's always cold and shit. Stopped going. You can find an indie burger gaff that's cheaper and better than maccies
Clint Eastwood is my deadpool I reckon
Jimmy Carter man😫😂😂😂
Cherry coke supa hooch is next level
Eamon Holmes for deadpool
What’s the “look at me boots” bit about? 😂🤷🏼♂️
Ot was an analogy Dan 🤣🤣🤣
When I was at creamfields they had drowns dropping drugs off 😂 they also had stewards taking drugs off people and then selling them back to the drug dealers was a constant circle 😂
Death club: Ken Bruce , Kenny dalglish and Luke littler, hope I’m wrong
mad how dan is more scouse than adam and calr this episode, full on tories when it comes to drugs
Tories, who famously love drugs? You’ve had a stinker again @stonecircle6476
Warick davies copping it in 2025
Lads as a Pompey fan between Kanu and Sulley Muntari can you stop killing off our heroes please 😂😂
Someone please teach harry how to clean windows, and demist using the heaters.
that beatles bit was fucking funny as hahahahaha
Bruce Willis has to be on that list 😢
My Deadpool for 2025...
Sir David - Possibly Jason due to remembering Touch Of Frost or Attonborough
Ric Flair
Clint Eastwood
Luigi Mangione
& either Keith Richards or Stevie Nicks
I live for Harrys car stories
Can we please have clinton baptised on soon!!!
My Deadpool: Denis Rodman (63)
Jimmy Carter is mad :D :D
Speaking of the Beatles does anyone else think Carl looks like a young Ringo Star? Should get a DNA test done might finally have found his dad 😂
39:20 Charlie Veitch what a knob
Funny how Dick Van Dyke and Carl were in a car crash 2 years ago hahaha
Judi Dench, Schofield, Trump, Harold off Neighbours(Ian Smith) and Beyonce.
Dan's only 3 years older then me so is dan old for 40 or is being 40 just old?
Jimmy carter is dead!!
Does Jimmy carter count if it's before 2025 lol
Morning meths
Fucked that one up meht 😂
Absolutely nailed it about mcdonald's deliveroo and co have made it shite
Harry open the windows
Do what you are doing, run blowers on hot and crack a window or two (I mean open them about an inch or so NOT break them) the heat will get the moisture airborne and opening the windows lets it escape.
Also if it doesn’t clear after a few weeks you might have a leak somewhere - door or boot rubber/seal, possibly the pollen filter. Sorry not funny, just trying to help!
But you don’t seem to listen to the rest of the boys so doubt you will listen to me! 😂😂
Deadpool is
Sir Alex Ferguson
Tom Baker
Lindsay Lohan
Tomorrow Morning.. who knew?? We did!!
Love the podcast as always but I've noticed quite a few times recently that Adam or Carl will refer to trousers as "pants", very gimpy thing for non-Americans to say.