Britain's Worst Houses
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
- Today we look at the subreddit r/spottedonrightmove to have a look at some of the stangest and worst houses on the market
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"I don't care about the location"
"I don't want to move to Sccotland"
Spoken like a true Englishman
scotland is underrated
@@LTCOLkoreypuppy its also great if you want to get arrested for having wrong beliefs. they should just have their houses be like the one with the prison cell in it, that way the government can lock you up in your own house if you call a man a man.
Ever seen an angry 50 year old scottish women chacing a 14 year old with a shoe. It's terrifying, we aren't underating them, we're too afraid to
Don't ask how I know.@@LTCOLkoreypuppy
Im scottish and the feeling is the same, i refuse to live in England mainly because of 1 person but still 😂👍
Born in England. Moved to Scotland. You stay down there mate....its fine...totally horrible up here...honest ;)
The notification just popped up and I thought it said "Britain's Worst Horses" and I was like DAMN you're getting niche with these video topics, George.
Petition for george to do the horse video!!
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@@JustAllieThanks I wanna see some MESSED UP British horses on this channel!
Oh, neigh! Say it isn't so!
It’s the tism kicking in and I love it😂😂
3:11 Who needs 4 washing machines? The house with 155000 bedrooms!
It looks like a HMO
What's HMO? @@alienblackgoo_gle
Not enough rooms to justify buying 4 washing machines
That looked more like a communal living space for 100 People, rather than a regular home.
New builds look like the house you made in the sims when you were like 9
or bloxburg houses
or minecraft
they look like someone found some free windows and held onto them "these will work great when i get around to building my new house"....
The worst part is that some of those houses were designed by "World Renowned Architects".
Yes because old terrace houses are the definition of beauty. Most UK houses, new or old, are boxes anyway.
New builds are almost invariably a crime against the human spirit. I don't understand who thinks it's ok to do this
That plus the leaseholder scheme. Why do modern builders hate windows so much?
@@YujiUedaFangenerational trauma from the window tax of Henry the 8th😢
It's not just new builds. All of the uks houses are mass produced, centralised designed, workers housing designed by somone rich. Diffrent eras. But it's the same, powerless, lower bidder crap, you have no say over. Every time. Architecture shows the power of a culture.
We have none.
Because high grade glass cost more than brick and insulation.
@@SD-vy7gj Why would you WANT insulation when it's 30C outside?!
Ngl the post-modern Egyptian revival house looks like a 90s UK leisure centre
that place looks like theyre gonna sell some wicked looking crystals and incense.
The leisure center in my town looks like shit. It’s just brown and blocky
looks like Aqua Splash circa 2000 lol
There’s this random building near me that’s looks EXACTLY like this and ive always wanted to know what the design style is called - it really is giving leisure centre vibes 😅
I nearly dropped my magnum while laughing when I saw the "avocado shag walls" 💀💀
The mystery of this comment…
If American then: gun
Other: ice cream
@@kmhkennedyif black: drink
5* sense of humour. 1* ice cream choice.
@@katarinabaird4789 not always.
@@katarinabaird4789Magnums are legendary
Nearly had a heart attack. I'm thinking 'Wow that conservatory is gorgeous, I'd happily live there!' George is freaking out about it and says 'Where is Motherwell?' OMG, nearly dropped my tablet.
Motherwell's lovely George you should definitely move here. /sarcasm.
that's what i was thinking, full shock like you do not wanna move to motherwell 😭😭😭
If I could have a house like that I wouldn't care where it is. Don't care if it Mordor, I'm living there.
@@tomboz777 Mordor would be preferable to Motherwell.
Based on the comments I’m imagine the pits of hell, war torn horror where you are as likely to get shot as to take a step… or, suburbia.
@@kmhkennedy me too motherwell sounds like its either a normal, cozy town or a literal warzone where roadmen are stabbing each other medievel style
The reason they skip out on the doors is because that way it’s not considered a separate room and they don’t have to provide separate ventilation for it (a powered vent fan or a window)
The carpet bathroom with a sunken bath... I cant 💀
The three toilets is giving ✨Sims✨ 😭
George would lose his mind over Coober Pedy, outback Australian town where 60% of people live underground.
I love when you review houses 😂
3:00 "Monkey making machine" Almost spat my drink out when he said that XD
You know it’s great while your eating a meal deal and this legend posts
a meal deal at 5:30 pm is preposterous
@@goulitry like these houses
That one garden is straight from Big Brother.
18:27
My grandad bought a house with a moat and draw bridge
Because he’s just that antisocial that he wanted to live on his own little river island and deny his family entry 💀
Outskirts of Birmingham as well 💀💀💀
I'd adore a house with a moat. Cause then i don't have to build a pond or anything. There it is! A huge full circle pond for all the lovely fishies and creatures (after fixing it up to be a safe and proper environment for fish)
A house with a moat, wouldn't that be a castle?
@@Libertaro-i2umoat is must if its in birmingham💀
Please keep doing more of theses. Some are not half bad and other make me want to rip my eyes out laughing
That coffee table was pure art.
To live in a cardboard box in Britain would cost you £7M
This is the most American thing I've ever read
@@Shpdonky I'm not even American, I'm Swedish
@@MrReVersed Damn never knew Swedish people were as uneducated as americans when it comes to housing prices.
London is expensive af for a cardboard box but that doesn't mean the whole country is expensive like that. You can get a 4 bedroom mansion up north for the price of a studio flat in London
@@MrReVersed Do you have American ancestry? Because you're doing a good impression of one.
@lifesbutastumble oh thanks mate, I'll change that
14:11 Well this is kinda also a callback to the history of (Great) Britain: "Remember when we used to steal _everything_ from Egypt?"
18:31 I would hate the moat though it looks cool. Why? In one word: Mosquitos
4:45 food goes in, food comes out, without the middleman 😂
8:42 yeah, come in and sit in the Moss Womb. 😶
The problem with new builds is that we're used to erotion, so when we see a building and the mortar is fresh and the bricks have no cracks then its like the uncanny Valley affect but with buildings
That and the fact they're abysmally built solid colour brick monoliths, with occasional tiny windows thrown in (none of which are level or aligned) with tiny rooms and an ugly grey outdoor space, on massive copy-paste estates which are somehow perpetually unfinished, with zero amenities on or within 10 miles of the estate because it used to be a field in bumfuck nowhere, and there's only one road connection to the rest of the world, which is narrow, unnecessarily winding (for traffic calming but it just makes it annoying to drive along), half dedicated to parking, and being used by at least 20 cars at any given second making it impossible to drive down.
I do grocery delivery for a living, and naturally half of my drops are on new build estates (see the aforementioned lack of facilities), so I have a LOT of hatred towards them.
The avocado shag carpet room (8:57) looks like one of the few rooms you'd see in The Upside Down Show that you wouldn't want to have
2:30 My first thought was, they sure have a LOT of storage areas! Immidiately followed by wtf is the garage on the opposite side of the driveway? With no apparently way to get the car there??
And then we get to the living areas itself. It looks like, u have to go through either the bathroom or a winding path through the annexe bedroom to get from the living areas to the garage and all the storage areas. And while the annexe bedroom does have a "shower" room, which looks to be a normal bathroom with toilet, the bedroom only has a small toilet and have to walk through 2 hallways and the sitting room to get to have a shower? And in the middle there seems to be indicated a small staircase, so I assume this insanity is continue on another floor upstairs.
That really is the most bonkers floorplan, Ive ever seen. I wish, there were photos of the house to see, if its really as insane as the floorplan!
They could use the cage thing as a dog kennel. It would be like the dog having its own bedroom.
6:05 that's in Edinburgh Scotland I've seen it it used to be a hospital
What … what did I just watch?! 😵💫 GREEN CARPET WALLS?!? Padded cell bathroom? Fauxsace black marble deathfloors? Cinder-crisp hovels for half a million? Shitesteen Chapel ceilings? Micro window new build wankboxes?! Bloody hell this was hilarious from start to finish 😂 From one Rightmove connoisseur to another; well played sir!
You like jewel tones George, the best colours IMO😂
What are you going to do with a mine? Cosplay as Gimli, obviously.
13:54 very cool little fact that Egyptian rebuild is doen south on the river thames and my dad is acting the gardener for that property as owner of company 'goodlife gardens'
0:04 bruh I go on rightmove and look at houses way out of my *country*
The house at 6:27 is literally a 5ish minute walk from my house and they've recently sold the house and the people who bought it are renovating it again as it's so atrocious 😭
Isn't it in Bolton by the hospital I swear I've seen it but couldn't put my finger on it
13:51 This art deco style reminds me of the Leyendecker Museum in New York.
Wall-to-wall carpeting in bathrooms is just vile.
I used to live in sandiacre longmire lane 😂 5:55
the threat of living in the last one scared me into liking and subscribing, much rather have the one in scotland
12:28 someone literally viewed that house on Tiktok as undercover landlord and it's so much worse IRL
I discovered the Spotted on Rightmove subreddit a couple of months back and I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of become my new obsession lol. There's so many weird and interesting houses on there.
That carpeted bathroom must smell horrific
Love georgie porgie
17:29 Bro be watching over Gotham with all these monitors
Damm right 😂
I love how George says up north when Derbyshire is the next county over
It's all a matter of perspective. I'm from Devon, Bristol is "up north" for me
as someone from nz, british new builds look like what a ten year old would build for their starter house their first time playing the sims
George is peak British culture
"what are you gonna do with a mine"... next image is a gaff in a mine "i want that house" 14:31
I love it when gorg memloos rates houses
The vine boom SFX knocked me out! 😭😂
7:03 Now you can pretend you are in the movie 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
I literally thought of that film as soon as I saw it.
Can everyone stop getting shot
7.55 that’s the house with the creased up grass in the first one 😂😂
We laughed like drains. Thank you. The Golly was something else.
Don't think that was a toaster in the bathroom, looks more like an ice-cream maker. Which means you can make a Mister Whippy whilst making a Mister Whippy.
i think the house at 19:25 is meant to be somewhat like graceland ? gives the vibe especially from outside
1:21 You get them cheapest in the northeast, specially durham and middlesbrough where you can literally get them for like 45k
Then again, having been to middlesbrough for the open day at teesside uni, I reckon that sort of price is spot on lol
If the prison cell one was student accomidation it would be so good for parties "Nah you're in the drunk tank" and hopefully the really annoying people would leave on their own.
16:25 Also bedroom 3 and 4 would have to go through bedroom 5 if they need the bathroom or the stairs.
19:20 i SWEAR there was a COD black ops map that looked exactly like that!
1:46 the Turkey Teeth too 😂
9:20 i wonder what the owner of the house's favourite colour is 🤔🤔
The washing machines reminded me of Mr Beans ideal bathroom.😂
The destruction of the middle class and beautiful homes for said middle class is genuinely a nightmare 😭😭
Agreed 😢
The police cell one is literally 2 doors away from me, kinda tempted to go for it myself 😂
14:49 I wouldn’t be scared of rocks falling, I’d be scared of all the spiders making every hole in the porous rock its home.
10:17 has single beds because there's absolutely no way your partner would want to sleep with you after committing that monstrosity to canvas
1:03 bee-day
3:00 monkey making machine
😂😂😂😂
12:58 As an American, I think every house in the UK looks like that. That same exact brick, the uniformity, that's just what you guys' council estates look like to us. What's so bad about this one in particular?
can confirm council estates look nothing like that and it’s bad because it’s £1 million . it’s basically just a block there’s nothing to it
More of an example of lazy cheap new builds, poorly made and bland. Even Victorian back to backs look nicer
Mostly because that one is a gentrified crackhouse, nobody is paying a million pound for an oversized lego build.
@@fleabaggins You could build something better with Legos!
Your vids help with my episodes and i just wanna say thanks
Holy shit just stumbles across this channel, had me in stitches. Subscribed!
1:18 not proud that i live 5 minutes from this🤣
Here I am, a Czech guy living in Prague, when the algorithm decides to show me a masked man's video about houses in the UK. I mean of course I click… Expected some drill beats about shit UK housing. Got wholesome video about English people pooping in the most unexpected places instead. Not disappointed
Imagine you walking down the stairs going down and you're tired and you just see that 1:46
I looked around a rental that could have made this video. All the proportions were out of whack, carpet in the bathroom, random steps on the floor, the bed was built into the wall, and the staircase was so narrow and had an obscenely low cieling that anyone would have to duck for.
4:00 i think thats the door the milkman would put the milk through back in the day, quite a few houses still have them (usually theyre blocked off though)
I live in a new build and the only window downstairs is the loo 😂 theres double doors in the kitchen and triple doors in the living room, open plan so you can see all the way down from the front door, i love the layout and theres definitely an amazing air circulation system that helps keep the house at a level temp and even in summer its not horrific, they changed the specs halfway through the estate though so half of the houses dont have the high specs and they kept the price the same 😬
Love this 😭😭
Ok. I need a good laugh.
Don't let me down George 😊
Through the keyhole eat your heart out 😅
7:21 when missis misbehaves 🤣
I honestly think that was Sir Patrick Moore's old house with the observatory in the garden. I remember it from his old TV show, "The Sky at Night". If memory serves he lived near Brighton.
0:26 oldy woldy black and white times😂
is no one gonna point out that he said monkey making machines 💀3:00
17:19 kinda reminds me of sooty and co's bedroom in the most recent version
U can tell he’s a landlord when, and I quote, I spend so much time on rightmove
So what if he is? 🤣
@@michaelfurlonger5958landlords are scum. Thanks for asking.
George's inner landlord is coming out
6:15 that house is in Stockport. It’s horrible but it’s seen worse days back in 2015
I’ve seen that
The avacado shag wall house is mostly really nice, it's worth looking at the other pictures of it.
They've made some odd choices, but it mostly looks like it'd be a nice place to be.
19:40 this unlocked a memory in primary school we visited a guy with a lil astronomy hut in his garden and I swear it looked like this. Good times
3:40 Giving off Aphex Twin vibes 😂😂
18:34 HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS NEAR MY AUNTIE i have driven by that house so many fucking times! The put a giant christmas tree up in the big greenhouse!
No because I know who's house it is lol I actually shat myself
Damn u George now i have to paint my walls of the same green at 11:31, its looks too frigging cool, I'll tell you if i still have friends after that
TBF, the house with the Marble floors, likely has under floor heating. Marble is actually a great conductor of heat. This is why those Victorian wash stands have a marble top, as it kept the bowl of water hot.
The fact he has said Motherwell and that is literally 10 minutes from my house has shook me haha. Move up. You’ll be invited with open arms haha
12:53 give me two minutes and i’ll recreate that in bloxburg perfectly
Bruh George be Star Wars angry birds
You can stay in the Cave houses (Casas Cueva) in Guadix in Granada, Spain. I’ve never stayed in one but I did visit one belonging to a friend of my brother-in- law. The whole village and the houses are amazing
I swear the house at 6:00 is a map on battlefield 1, banging one at that
"Thank You Happy Birthday" Cage the Elephant reference 😎
loved the editing
Big up exeter ❗️❗️❗️🗣