@@LTCOLkoreypuppy its also great if you want to get arrested for having wrong beliefs. they should just have their houses be like the one with the prison cell in it, that way the government can lock you up in your own house if you call a man a man.
Ever seen an angry 50 year old scottish women chacing a 14 year old with a shoe. It's terrifying, we aren't underating them, we're too afraid to Don't ask how I know.@@LTCOLkoreypuppy
The notification just popped up and I thought it said "Britain's Worst Horses" and I was like DAMN you're getting niche with these video topics, George.
It's not just new builds. All of the uks houses are mass produced, centralised designed, workers housing designed by somone rich. Diffrent eras. But it's the same, powerless, lower bidder crap, you have no say over. Every time. Architecture shows the power of a culture. We have none.
There’s this random building near me that’s looks EXACTLY like this and ive always wanted to know what the design style is called - it really is giving leisure centre vibes 😅
Nearly had a heart attack. I'm thinking 'Wow that conservatory is gorgeous, I'd happily live there!' George is freaking out about it and says 'Where is Motherwell?' OMG, nearly dropped my tablet. Motherwell's lovely George you should definitely move here. /sarcasm.
The reason they skip out on the doors is because that way it’s not considered a separate room and they don’t have to provide separate ventilation for it (a powered vent fan or a window)
18:27 My grandad bought a house with a moat and draw bridge Because he’s just that antisocial that he wanted to live on his own little river island and deny his family entry 💀 Outskirts of Birmingham as well 💀💀💀
I'd adore a house with a moat. Cause then i don't have to build a pond or anything. There it is! A huge full circle pond for all the lovely fishies and creatures (after fixing it up to be a safe and proper environment for fish)
@@MrReVersed Damn never knew Swedish people were as uneducated as americans when it comes to housing prices. London is expensive af for a cardboard box but that doesn't mean the whole country is expensive like that. You can get a 4 bedroom mansion up north for the price of a studio flat in London
14:11 Well this is kinda also a callback to the history of (Great) Britain: "Remember when we used to steal _everything_ from Egypt?" 18:31 I would hate the moat though it looks cool. Why? In one word: Mosquitos
The problem with new builds is that we're used to erotion, so when we see a building and the mortar is fresh and the bricks have no cracks then its like the uncanny Valley affect but with buildings
That and the fact they're abysmally built solid colour brick monoliths, with occasional tiny windows thrown in (none of which are level or aligned) with tiny rooms and an ugly grey outdoor space, on massive copy-paste estates which are somehow perpetually unfinished, with zero amenities on or within 10 miles of the estate because it used to be a field in bumfuck nowhere, and there's only one road connection to the rest of the world, which is narrow, unnecessarily winding (for traffic calming but it just makes it annoying to drive along), half dedicated to parking, and being used by at least 20 cars at any given second making it impossible to drive down. I do grocery delivery for a living, and naturally half of my drops are on new build estates (see the aforementioned lack of facilities), so I have a LOT of hatred towards them.
18:34 HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS NEAR MY AUNTIE i have driven by that house so many fucking times! The put a giant christmas tree up in the big greenhouse!
2:30 My first thought was, they sure have a LOT of storage areas! Immidiately followed by wtf is the garage on the opposite side of the driveway? With no apparently way to get the car there?? And then we get to the living areas itself. It looks like, u have to go through either the bathroom or a winding path through the annexe bedroom to get from the living areas to the garage and all the storage areas. And while the annexe bedroom does have a "shower" room, which looks to be a normal bathroom with toilet, the bedroom only has a small toilet and have to walk through 2 hallways and the sitting room to get to have a shower? And in the middle there seems to be indicated a small staircase, so I assume this insanity is continue on another floor upstairs. That really is the most bonkers floorplan, Ive ever seen. I wish, there were photos of the house to see, if its really as insane as the floorplan!
The house at 6:27 is literally a 5ish minute walk from my house and they've recently sold the house and the people who bought it are renovating it again as it's so atrocious 😭
13:54 very cool little fact that Egyptian rebuild is doen south on the river thames and my dad is acting the gardener for that property as owner of company 'goodlife gardens'
12:58 As an American, I think every house in the UK looks like that. That same exact brick, the uniformity, that's just what you guys' council estates look like to us. What's so bad about this one in particular?
I discovered the Spotted on Rightmove subreddit a couple of months back and I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of become my new obsession lol. There's so many weird and interesting houses on there.
Here I am, a Czech guy living in Prague, when the algorithm decides to show me a masked man's video about houses in the UK. I mean of course I click… Expected some drill beats about shit UK housing. Got wholesome video about English people pooping in the most unexpected places instead. Not disappointed
1:18 Alfreton is in the East Midlands; property gets cheaper still when you go further north and find the late 19th/early 20th century terraces of darkest Yorkshire
This reminds me of the apartment in the US that a guy murdered his girlfriend in and tried cooking her in the stove to dispose of the body but was unable to do so… That apartment is available to rent WITH that stove in
4:00 i think thats the door the milkman would put the milk through back in the day, quite a few houses still have them (usually theyre blocked off though)
1:21 You get them cheapest in the northeast, specially durham and middlesbrough where you can literally get them for like 45k Then again, having been to middlesbrough for the open day at teesside uni, I reckon that sort of price is spot on lol
I looked around a rental that could have made this video. All the proportions were out of whack, carpet in the bathroom, random steps on the floor, the bed was built into the wall, and the staircase was so narrow and had an obscenely low cieling that anyone would have to duck for.
You can stay in the Cave houses (Casas Cueva) in Guadix in Granada, Spain. I’ve never stayed in one but I did visit one belonging to a friend of my brother-in- law. The whole village and the houses are amazing
17:17 bro this reminds me of the scooby doo movie office/headquartes or whatever cuz i vividly remember rounded furniture with cupboards or smtg and being so jealous cuz i thought it looked rly sick and fun to hide in lol
17:46 my friend has one of these… except that we live in Canada so things are cheap here he has a pool on the first level, fourniture on the second and a spa on the third
Im scottish and i do get why u wouldn’t wanna live here considering ur from England but trust me when i tell u it aint all that bad here, its not as if sawney bean is gonna come out the ballantrae cave in Ayrshire and eat u 😂👍 (Amma go knock on wood for that one and btw if u dont know who sawney bean is ill fill you all in) Sawney bean was a ruthless and the most gruesome cannibal from Scotland. He was born in east lothian approximately 9 miles to the east of Edinburgh, as with all legend dates are rather sketchy but some versions of the tale put his birth around the reign James VI of Scotland. The son of a “hedger and ditcher” he became a tanner by trade. However hardwork was not his forte and he eventually decided to give up making a honest living and fled to county galloway with his new bride. Here they found the residents at the bennana cave, by ballantrae in ayrshire. The cave was a perfect hideout with tunnels penetrating the solid rock and extending for more than a mile length. Furthermore, twice a day high tide the caves entrance was flooded for a several hundred metres making it almost impenetrable. From this subterranean lair sawney bean hatched his plans for his families future. With honest labour out of the question he decided to turn to robbery and began to ambush the traveler’s. To insure he wasn’t caught he made a point of not letting anyone he ambushed escape with their lives. Sawney then saw an answer yet another dilemma; the bean clan was growing (no doubt through incest) and soon reached upwards of 46 sons, daughters, grandsons and granddaughters. With so many mouths to feed and a surplus of fresh meat in the form of human corpses he took the horrific decision to resort to cannibalism. Sawney beans cave victims were ambushed with the military precision by the bean clan with all means of escape cut off. As many as half a dozen victims could be ambushed at a time. The hopeless victims were killed, dragged to the cave and butchered. What they couldn’t eat the pickle preserved and what they didn’t preserve they tossed into the sea. Soon these grim discoveries, including perfectly preserved but decaying body parts were discovered washed up. Alongside the number of missing people in galloway was rising. To make matters worse many who had gone missing had last been seen at local inns so the suspicion naturally fell on several innocent innkeepers who where wrongly accused and hanged. Estimates of how many victims met their end at the hand of sawney beans clan vary from several hundred up to nearly a thousand souls. The fortunes of sawney bean and his cannibal family finally took a turn for the absolute worst around the year 1600. A gang attacked a man and his wife traveling back on a horse from a local country fair. A gang of woman dragged the poor unfortunate wife from her horse where she was stripped and disembowelled then as the husband desperately fought off the attackers he witnessed these same woman beginning to devour the victim. No doubt finding new strength from what horror he’s witnessing the husband fought desperately to escape, finally driving his horse over his attackers. Just at that point a group of 20-30 returning from the fair came upon this awful scene. Sawney even realising his gang was outnumbered he fled back to the cave. This time leaving the evidence in the form of one of the mutilated corpse. The traumatised husband was swiftly taken to see the chief magistrate of Glasgow who reported the crime to the king himself. James IV took a very keen interest in witchcraft and so these crimes so enthralled him that he took personal charge and very soon arrived in ayrshire with tracker dogs and a small army of four hundred men. Despite their best efforts beans lair was no where to be found, that was until one of the dogs picked up the scent of something very unholy coming from a cave entrance. Carefully the troops entered bennana cave and where almost treated by an almost unbelievable sight, all around the walls was human body parts hung up to dry, all around the cave piles of clothing along was a jewellery box and other personal possessions from their victims along with rusty old bones. The beans struggled to escape but they where vastly outnumbered and round forty eight of the clan was arrested, some of the kings men stayed behind and gathered up the human remains they could find then buried them in sands. The rest accomplished the wretched bean clan where they were locked up in the tollbooth. So severe were the crimes and so clear the guilt had no offer of a trial was given and the very next day they where taken to leith under sentence of death. Twenty seven men were hung drawn and quartered, a particularly slow and severe punishment where limbs where cut off and the victims bled to death. The woman and grandchildren where forced to watch this awful spectacle and while they screamed in horror three huge bonfires were built. The remaining twenty one woman where burned like witches. Clearly a horrific tale but unfortunately one that lacks and sort of supporting evidence, there are no records of missing people around that time or indeed the records of executed innkeepers. Furthermore king james cameo appearance does make the whole story even more fantastic. Some recon that the story was connected in the 18th century in a sort of “penny dreadful“ or that it was a anti Scottish propaganda aimed at countering the jacobite sympathies. Whatever the truth is the legend the story of sawney bean is still good enough to chill bones. Hope u enjoyed reading! 😋💗✨
2:31 How the Winchester mystery house starter kit. 3:17 World Record Smallest guest toilet room. 4:20 Zillow has house listed for sale that look like that. 4:44 , 5:11 Expensive New York City apartment be like that.
Yeah I'm genuinely confused about why laundry would be in the kitchen like is very common in Britain. Most of Americanas homes have a separate laundry room off the kitchen which I kinda get cause Asa women who's in kitchen often anyway its convenient to easily hear the laundry and can maybe switch ta the dryer quickly when you have a few moments while water for pasta or whatever else boils 😅. But many others that I enjoy more are actually near the bedrooms/bathrooms upstairs or whatever which makes most sense to be cause you take clothes off in bathrooms or bedroom and can toss it directly into the wash if you want. It's much less walk eitherway from the most comm😮places to but laundry baskets and closer to where closets most likely are. I mean the kitchen only has some dish towels and stuff ussually but clothes and bedding is definitely largest portion of my dirty clothes 😅 I even use mostly paper towels in kitchen and the actual towels I use I get a big bag of cheap rags from the home depot and if something is gross enough that paper towels and scrub beads do not clean it then that towels freaking gross and I don't want to wash it with my stuff anyway so instead of running a full wash for a dirty grease towels or two I'd rather just toss them too lol. Everyone else most likely has them in the garage. But yes directly in kitchen isn't common at all for good reasons
The avacado shag wall house is mostly really nice, it's worth looking at the other pictures of it. They've made some odd choices, but it mostly looks like it'd be a nice place to be.
0:40 - do you have the link to that property please? I'm 95% certain that is my sister-in-laws old house. The slide that my nephew and niece had is identical and so is that garden furniture. If it is their house, I can give you a bit more info about the lawn and why it was like that.
"I don't care about the location"
"I don't want to move to Sccotland"
Spoken like a true Englishman
scotland is underrated
@@LTCOLkoreypuppy its also great if you want to get arrested for having wrong beliefs. they should just have their houses be like the one with the prison cell in it, that way the government can lock you up in your own house if you call a man a man.
Ever seen an angry 50 year old scottish women chacing a 14 year old with a shoe. It's terrifying, we aren't underating them, we're too afraid to
Don't ask how I know.@@LTCOLkoreypuppy
Im scottish and the feeling is the same, i refuse to live in England mainly because of 1 person but still 😂👍
Born in England. Moved to Scotland. You stay down there mate....its fine...totally horrible up here...honest ;)
The notification just popped up and I thought it said "Britain's Worst Horses" and I was like DAMN you're getting niche with these video topics, George.
Petition for george to do the horse video!!
@@JustAllieThanks signed and shared
@@JustAllieThanks I wanna see some MESSED UP British horses on this channel!
Oh, neigh! Say it isn't so!
It’s the tism kicking in and I love it😂😂
New builds look like the house you made in the sims when you were like 9
or bloxburg houses
or minecraft
they look like someone found some free windows and held onto them "these will work great when i get around to building my new house"....
The worst part is that some of those houses were designed by "World Renowned Architects".
Yes because old terrace houses are the definition of beauty. Most UK houses, new or old, are boxes anyway.
3:11 Who needs 4 washing machines? The house with 155000 bedrooms!
It looks like a HMO
What's HMO? @@alienblackgoo_gle
Not enough rooms to justify buying 4 washing machines
New builds are almost invariably a crime against the human spirit. I don't understand who thinks it's ok to do this
That plus the leaseholder scheme. Why do modern builders hate windows so much?
@@YujiUedaFangenerational trauma from the window tax of Henry the 8th😢
It's not just new builds. All of the uks houses are mass produced, centralised designed, workers housing designed by somone rich. Diffrent eras. But it's the same, powerless, lower bidder crap, you have no say over. Every time. Architecture shows the power of a culture.
We have none.
Because high grade glass cost more than brick and insulation.
@@SD-vy7gj Why would you WANT insulation when it's 30C outside?!
Ngl the post-modern Egyptian revival house looks like a 90s UK leisure centre
that place looks like theyre gonna sell some wicked looking crystals and incense.
The leisure center in my town looks like shit. It’s just brown and blocky
looks like Aqua Splash circa 2000 lol
There’s this random building near me that’s looks EXACTLY like this and ive always wanted to know what the design style is called - it really is giving leisure centre vibes 😅
I nearly dropped my magnum while laughing when I saw the "avocado shag walls" 💀💀
The mystery of this comment…
If American then: gun
Other: ice cream
@@kmhkennedyif black: drink
5* sense of humour. 1* ice cream choice.
@@katarinabaird4789 not always.
@@katarinabaird4789Magnums are legendary
Nearly had a heart attack. I'm thinking 'Wow that conservatory is gorgeous, I'd happily live there!' George is freaking out about it and says 'Where is Motherwell?' OMG, nearly dropped my tablet.
Motherwell's lovely George you should definitely move here. /sarcasm.
that's what i was thinking, full shock like you do not wanna move to motherwell 😭😭😭
If I could have a house like that I wouldn't care where it is. Don't care if it Mordor, I'm living there.
@@tomboz777 Mordor would be preferable to Motherwell.
Based on the comments I’m imagine the pits of hell, war torn horror where you are as likely to get shot as to take a step… or, suburbia.
@@kmhkennedy me too motherwell sounds like its either a normal, cozy town or a literal warzone where roadmen are stabbing each other medievel style
The reason they skip out on the doors is because that way it’s not considered a separate room and they don’t have to provide separate ventilation for it (a powered vent fan or a window)
The carpet bathroom with a sunken bath... I cant 💀
The three toilets is giving ✨Sims✨ 😭
3:00 "Monkey making machine" Almost spat my drink out when he said that XD
George would lose his mind over Coober Pedy, outback Australian town where 60% of people live underground.
That one garden is straight from Big Brother.
I love when you review houses 😂
You know it’s great while your eating a meal deal and this legend posts
a meal deal at 5:30 pm is preposterous
@@goulitry like these houses
That coffee table was pure art.
18:27
My grandad bought a house with a moat and draw bridge
Because he’s just that antisocial that he wanted to live on his own little river island and deny his family entry 💀
Outskirts of Birmingham as well 💀💀💀
I'd adore a house with a moat. Cause then i don't have to build a pond or anything. There it is! A huge full circle pond for all the lovely fishies and creatures (after fixing it up to be a safe and proper environment for fish)
A house with a moat, wouldn't that be a castle?
@@Libertaro-i2umoat is must if its in birmingham💀
To live in a cardboard box in Britain would cost you £7M
This is the most American thing I've ever read
@@Shpdonky I'm not even American, I'm Swedish
@@MrReVersed Damn never knew Swedish people were as uneducated as americans when it comes to housing prices.
London is expensive af for a cardboard box but that doesn't mean the whole country is expensive like that. You can get a 4 bedroom mansion up north for the price of a studio flat in London
@@MrReVersed Do you have American ancestry? Because you're doing a good impression of one.
@lifesbutastumble oh thanks mate, I'll change that
14:11 Well this is kinda also a callback to the history of (Great) Britain: "Remember when we used to steal _everything_ from Egypt?"
18:31 I would hate the moat though it looks cool. Why? In one word: Mosquitos
4:45 food goes in, food comes out, without the middleman 😂
Please keep doing more of theses. Some are not half bad and other make me want to rip my eyes out laughing
The problem with new builds is that we're used to erotion, so when we see a building and the mortar is fresh and the bricks have no cracks then its like the uncanny Valley affect but with buildings
That and the fact they're abysmally built solid colour brick monoliths, with occasional tiny windows thrown in (none of which are level or aligned) with tiny rooms and an ugly grey outdoor space, on massive copy-paste estates which are somehow perpetually unfinished, with zero amenities on or within 10 miles of the estate because it used to be a field in bumfuck nowhere, and there's only one road connection to the rest of the world, which is narrow, unnecessarily winding (for traffic calming but it just makes it annoying to drive along), half dedicated to parking, and being used by at least 20 cars at any given second making it impossible to drive down.
I do grocery delivery for a living, and naturally half of my drops are on new build estates (see the aforementioned lack of facilities), so I have a LOT of hatred towards them.
The avocado shag carpet room (8:57) looks like one of the few rooms you'd see in The Upside Down Show that you wouldn't want to have
18:34 HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS NEAR MY AUNTIE i have driven by that house so many fucking times! The put a giant christmas tree up in the big greenhouse!
No because I know who's house it is lol I actually shat myself
2:30 My first thought was, they sure have a LOT of storage areas! Immidiately followed by wtf is the garage on the opposite side of the driveway? With no apparently way to get the car there??
And then we get to the living areas itself. It looks like, u have to go through either the bathroom or a winding path through the annexe bedroom to get from the living areas to the garage and all the storage areas. And while the annexe bedroom does have a "shower" room, which looks to be a normal bathroom with toilet, the bedroom only has a small toilet and have to walk through 2 hallways and the sitting room to get to have a shower? And in the middle there seems to be indicated a small staircase, so I assume this insanity is continue on another floor upstairs.
That really is the most bonkers floorplan, Ive ever seen. I wish, there were photos of the house to see, if its really as insane as the floorplan!
8:42 yeah, come in and sit in the Moss Womb. 😶
They could use the cage thing as a dog kennel. It would be like the dog having its own bedroom.
The house at 6:27 is literally a 5ish minute walk from my house and they've recently sold the house and the people who bought it are renovating it again as it's so atrocious 😭
Isn't it in Bolton by the hospital I swear I've seen it but couldn't put my finger on it
U can tell he’s a landlord when, and I quote, I spend so much time on rightmove
So what if he is? 🤣
@@michaelfurlonger5958landlords are scum. Thanks for asking.
What are you going to do with a mine? Cosplay as Gimli, obviously.
0:04 bruh I go on rightmove and look at houses way out of my *country*
13:54 very cool little fact that Egyptian rebuild is doen south on the river thames and my dad is acting the gardener for that property as owner of company 'goodlife gardens'
12:58 As an American, I think every house in the UK looks like that. That same exact brick, the uniformity, that's just what you guys' council estates look like to us. What's so bad about this one in particular?
can confirm council estates look nothing like that and it’s bad because it’s £1 million . it’s basically just a block there’s nothing to it
More of an example of lazy cheap new builds, poorly made and bland. Even Victorian back to backs look nicer
Mostly because that one is a gentrified crackhouse, nobody is paying a million pound for an oversized lego build.
@@fleabaggins You could build something better with Legos!
12:28 someone literally viewed that house on Tiktok as undercover landlord and it's so much worse IRL
You like jewel tones George, the best colours IMO😂
George is peak British culture
13:51 This art deco style reminds me of the Leyendecker Museum in New York.
6:05 that's in Edinburgh I've seen it
Wall-to-wall carpeting in bathrooms is just vile.
the threat of living in the last one scared me into liking and subscribing, much rather have the one in scotland
"what are you gonna do with a mine"... next image is a gaff in a mine "i want that house" 14:31
i think the house at 19:25 is meant to be somewhat like graceland ? gives the vibe especially from outside
17:29 Bro be watching over Gotham with all these monitors
Damm right 😂
That carpeted bathroom must smell horrific
Love georgie porgie
We laughed like drains. Thank you. The Golly was something else.
6:15 that house is in Stockport. It’s horrible but it’s seen worse days back in 2015
I’ve seen that
as someone from nz, british new builds look like what a ten year old would build for their starter house their first time playing the sims
The destruction of the middle class and beautiful homes for said middle class is genuinely a nightmare 😭😭
Agreed 😢
7:03 Now you can pretend you are in the movie 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
I literally thought of that film as soon as I saw it.
Can everyone stop getting shot
I discovered the Spotted on Rightmove subreddit a couple of months back and I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of become my new obsession lol. There's so many weird and interesting houses on there.
I love it when gorg memloos rates houses
1:03 bee-day
3:00 monkey making machine
😂😂😂😂
Here I am, a Czech guy living in Prague, when the algorithm decides to show me a masked man's video about houses in the UK. I mean of course I click… Expected some drill beats about shit UK housing. Got wholesome video about English people pooping in the most unexpected places instead. Not disappointed
16:25 Also bedroom 3 and 4 would have to go through bedroom 5 if they need the bathroom or the stairs.
19:40 this unlocked a memory in primary school we visited a guy with a lil astronomy hut in his garden and I swear it looked like this. Good times
Your vids help with my episodes and i just wanna say thanks
1:18 Alfreton is in the East Midlands; property gets cheaper still when you go further north and find the late 19th/early 20th century terraces of darkest Yorkshire
14:49 I wouldn’t be scared of rocks falling, I’d be scared of all the spiders making every hole in the porous rock its home.
10:17 has single beds because there's absolutely no way your partner would want to sleep with you after committing that monstrosity to canvas
This reminds me of the apartment in the US that a guy murdered his girlfriend in and tried cooking her in the stove to dispose of the body but was unable to do so… That apartment is available to rent WITH that stove in
1:46 the Turkey Teeth too 😂
4:00 i think thats the door the milkman would put the milk through back in the day, quite a few houses still have them (usually theyre blocked off though)
19:20 i SWEAR there was a COD black ops map that looked exactly like that!
The vine boom SFX knocked me out! 😭😂
1:21 You get them cheapest in the northeast, specially durham and middlesbrough where you can literally get them for like 45k
Then again, having been to middlesbrough for the open day at teesside uni, I reckon that sort of price is spot on lol
George's inner landlord is coming out
I looked around a rental that could have made this video. All the proportions were out of whack, carpet in the bathroom, random steps on the floor, the bed was built into the wall, and the staircase was so narrow and had an obscenely low cieling that anyone would have to duck for.
12:53 give me two minutes and i’ll recreate that in bloxburg perfectly
I love how George says up north when Derbyshire is the next county over
It's all a matter of perspective. I'm from Devon, Bristol is "up north" for me
Big up exeter ❗️❗️❗️🗣
Holy shit just stumbles across this channel, had me in stitches. Subscribed!
This is one of my favourite subs
Bruh George be Star Wars angry birds
Ok. I need a good laugh.
Don't let me down George 😊
Imagine you walking down the stairs going down and you're tired and you just see that 1:46
9:20 i wonder what the owner of the house's favourite colour is 🤔🤔
You can stay in the Cave houses (Casas Cueva) in Guadix in Granada, Spain. I’ve never stayed in one but I did visit one belonging to a friend of my brother-in- law. The whole village and the houses are amazing
17:17 bro this reminds me of the scooby doo movie office/headquartes or whatever cuz i vividly remember rounded furniture with cupboards or smtg and being so jealous cuz i thought it looked rly sick and fun to hide in lol
17:19 kinda reminds me of sooty and co's bedroom in the most recent version
17:46 my friend has one of these… except that we live in Canada so things are cheap here he has a pool on the first level, fourniture on the second and a spa on the third
The fact he has said Motherwell and that is literally 10 minutes from my house has shook me haha. Move up. You’ll be invited with open arms haha
Damn u George now i have to paint my walls of the same green at 11:31, its looks too frigging cool, I'll tell you if i still have friends after that
loved the editing
@7:58 That looks at least salvageable if you put nice things in the garden. Could have done with a bit more variety in the brickwork.
Im scottish and i do get why u wouldn’t wanna live here considering ur from England but trust me when i tell u it aint all that bad here, its not as if sawney bean is gonna come out the ballantrae cave in Ayrshire and eat u 😂👍
(Amma go knock on wood for that one and btw if u dont know who sawney bean is ill fill you all in)
Sawney bean was a ruthless and the most gruesome cannibal from Scotland. He was born in east lothian approximately 9 miles to the east of Edinburgh, as with all legend dates are rather sketchy but some versions of the tale put his birth around the reign James VI of Scotland. The son of a “hedger and ditcher” he became a tanner by trade. However hardwork was not his forte and he eventually decided to give up making a honest living and fled to county galloway with his new bride. Here they found the residents at the bennana cave, by ballantrae in ayrshire.
The cave was a perfect hideout with tunnels penetrating the solid rock and extending for more than a mile length. Furthermore, twice a day high tide the caves entrance was flooded for a several hundred metres making it almost impenetrable. From this subterranean lair sawney bean hatched his plans for his families future. With honest labour out of the question he decided to turn to robbery and began to ambush the traveler’s. To insure he wasn’t caught he made a point of not letting anyone he ambushed escape with their lives. Sawney then saw an answer yet another dilemma; the bean clan was growing (no doubt through incest) and soon reached upwards of 46 sons, daughters, grandsons and granddaughters. With so many mouths to feed and a surplus of fresh meat in the form of human corpses he took the horrific decision to resort to cannibalism.
Sawney beans cave victims were ambushed with the military precision by the bean clan with all means of escape cut off. As many as half a dozen victims could be ambushed at a time. The hopeless victims were killed, dragged to the cave and butchered. What they couldn’t eat the pickle preserved and what they didn’t preserve they tossed into the sea. Soon these grim discoveries, including perfectly preserved but decaying body parts were discovered washed up. Alongside the number of missing people in galloway was rising. To make matters worse many who had gone missing had last been seen at local inns so the suspicion naturally fell on several innocent innkeepers who where wrongly accused and hanged.
Estimates of how many victims met their end at the hand of sawney beans clan vary from several hundred up to nearly a thousand souls. The fortunes of sawney bean and his cannibal family finally took a turn for the absolute worst around the year 1600. A gang attacked a man and his wife traveling back on a horse from a local country fair. A gang of woman dragged the poor unfortunate wife from her horse where she was stripped and disembowelled then as the husband desperately fought off the attackers he witnessed these same woman beginning to devour the victim. No doubt finding new strength from what horror he’s witnessing the husband fought desperately to escape, finally driving his horse over his attackers. Just at that point a group of 20-30 returning from the fair came upon this awful scene. Sawney even realising his gang was outnumbered he fled back to the cave. This time leaving the evidence in the form of one of the mutilated corpse.
The traumatised husband was swiftly taken to see the chief magistrate of Glasgow who reported the crime to the king himself. James IV took a very keen interest in witchcraft and so these crimes so enthralled him that he took personal charge and very soon arrived in ayrshire with tracker dogs and a small army of four hundred men. Despite their best efforts beans lair was no where to be found, that was until one of the dogs picked up the scent of something very unholy coming from a cave entrance.
Carefully the troops entered bennana cave and where almost treated by an almost unbelievable sight, all around the walls was human body parts hung up to dry, all around the cave piles of clothing along was a jewellery box and other personal possessions from their victims along with rusty old bones. The beans struggled to escape but they where vastly outnumbered and round forty eight of the clan was arrested, some of the kings men stayed behind and gathered up the human remains they could find then buried them in sands. The rest accomplished the wretched bean clan where they were locked up in the tollbooth.
So severe were the crimes and so clear the guilt had no offer of a trial was given and the very next day they where taken to leith under sentence of death. Twenty seven men were hung drawn and quartered, a particularly slow and severe punishment where limbs where cut off and the victims bled to death. The woman and grandchildren where forced to watch this awful spectacle and while they screamed in horror three huge bonfires were built. The remaining twenty one woman where burned like witches.
Clearly a horrific tale but unfortunately one that lacks and sort of supporting evidence, there are no records of missing people around that time or indeed the records of executed innkeepers. Furthermore king james cameo appearance does make the whole story even more fantastic. Some recon that the story was connected in the 18th century in a sort of “penny dreadful“ or that it was a anti Scottish propaganda aimed at countering the jacobite sympathies. Whatever the truth is the legend the story of sawney bean is still good enough to chill bones.
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2:31 How the Winchester mystery house starter kit.
3:17 World Record Smallest guest toilet room.
4:20 Zillow has house listed for sale that look like that.
4:44 , 5:11 Expensive New York City apartment be like that.
3:40 Giving off Aphex Twin vibes 😂😂
As an avid enjoyer of RightMove, this video affirms every thought I have about some of the houses here.
Fuck new builds.
1:18 not proud that i live 5 minutes from this🤣
Yeah I'm genuinely confused about why laundry would be in the kitchen like is very common in Britain. Most of Americanas homes have a separate laundry room off the kitchen which I kinda get cause Asa women who's in kitchen often anyway its convenient to easily hear the laundry and can maybe switch ta the dryer quickly when you have a few moments while water for pasta or whatever else boils 😅. But many others that I enjoy more are actually near the bedrooms/bathrooms upstairs or whatever which makes most sense to be cause you take clothes off in bathrooms or bedroom and can toss it directly into the wash if you want. It's much less walk eitherway from the most comm😮places to but laundry baskets and closer to where closets most likely are. I mean the kitchen only has some dish towels and stuff ussually but clothes and bedding is definitely largest portion of my dirty clothes 😅 I even use mostly paper towels in kitchen and the actual towels I use I get a big bag of cheap rags from the home depot and if something is gross enough that paper towels and scrub beads do not clean it then that towels freaking gross and I don't want to wash it with my stuff anyway so instead of running a full wash for a dirty grease towels or two I'd rather just toss them too lol. Everyone else most likely has them in the garage. But yes directly in kitchen isn't common at all for good reasons
The avacado shag wall house is mostly really nice, it's worth looking at the other pictures of it.
They've made some odd choices, but it mostly looks like it'd be a nice place to be.
"Room in separate ownership" That's the forty year old son the home owners are trying to escape
0:40 - do you have the link to that property please? I'm 95% certain that is my sister-in-laws old house. The slide that my nephew and niece had is identical and so is that garden furniture. If it is their house, I can give you a bit more info about the lawn and why it was like that.
What a vid Goerge keep it up
5:36 love this🔥
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18:13 no it really isnt a "nice area" its one of the most deprived areas in Scotland