@@LTCOLkoreypuppy its also great if you want to get arrested for having wrong beliefs. they should just have their houses be like the one with the prison cell in it, that way the government can lock you up in your own house if you call a man a man.
Ever seen an angry 50 year old scottish women chacing a 14 year old with a shoe. It's terrifying, we aren't underating them, we're too afraid to Don't ask how I know.@@LTCOLkoreypuppy
The notification just popped up and I thought it said "Britain's Worst Horses" and I was like DAMN you're getting niche with these video topics, George.
It's not just new builds. All of the uks houses are mass produced, centralised designed, workers housing designed by somone rich. Diffrent eras. But it's the same, powerless, lower bidder crap, you have no say over. Every time. Architecture shows the power of a culture. We have none.
There’s this random building near me that’s looks EXACTLY like this and ive always wanted to know what the design style is called - it really is giving leisure centre vibes 😅
The reason they skip out on the doors is because that way it’s not considered a separate room and they don’t have to provide separate ventilation for it (a powered vent fan or a window)
Nearly had a heart attack. I'm thinking 'Wow that conservatory is gorgeous, I'd happily live there!' George is freaking out about it and says 'Where is Motherwell?' OMG, nearly dropped my tablet. Motherwell's lovely George you should definitely move here. /sarcasm.
@@MrReVersed Damn never knew Swedish people were as uneducated as americans when it comes to housing prices. London is expensive af for a cardboard box but that doesn't mean the whole country is expensive like that. You can get a 4 bedroom mansion up north for the price of a studio flat in London
The problem with new builds is that we're used to erotion, so when we see a building and the mortar is fresh and the bricks have no cracks then its like the uncanny Valley affect but with buildings
That and the fact they're abysmally built solid colour brick monoliths, with occasional tiny windows thrown in (none of which are level or aligned) with tiny rooms and an ugly grey outdoor space, on massive copy-paste estates which are somehow perpetually unfinished, with zero amenities on or within 10 miles of the estate because it used to be a field in bumfuck nowhere, and there's only one road connection to the rest of the world, which is narrow, unnecessarily winding (for traffic calming but it just makes it annoying to drive along), half dedicated to parking, and being used by at least 20 cars at any given second making it impossible to drive down. I do grocery delivery for a living, and naturally half of my drops are on new build estates (see the aforementioned lack of facilities), so I have a LOT of hatred towards them.
18:27 My grandad bought a house with a moat and draw bridge Because he’s just that antisocial that he wanted to live on his own little river island and deny his family entry 💀 Outskirts of Birmingham as well 💀💀💀
I'd adore a house with a moat. Cause then i don't have to build a pond or anything. There it is! A huge full circle pond for all the lovely fishies and creatures (after fixing it up to be a safe and proper environment for fish)
14:11 Well this is kinda also a callback to the history of (Great) Britain: "Remember when we used to steal _everything_ from Egypt?" 18:31 I would hate the moat though it looks cool. Why? In one word: Mosquitos
13:54 very cool little fact that Egyptian rebuild is doen south on the river thames and my dad is acting the gardener for that property as owner of company 'goodlife gardens'
2:30 My first thought was, they sure have a LOT of storage areas! Immidiately followed by wtf is the garage on the opposite side of the driveway? With no apparently way to get the car there?? And then we get to the living areas itself. It looks like, u have to go through either the bathroom or a winding path through the annexe bedroom to get from the living areas to the garage and all the storage areas. And while the annexe bedroom does have a "shower" room, which looks to be a normal bathroom with toilet, the bedroom only has a small toilet and have to walk through 2 hallways and the sitting room to get to have a shower? And in the middle there seems to be indicated a small staircase, so I assume this insanity is continue on another floor upstairs. That really is the most bonkers floorplan, Ive ever seen. I wish, there were photos of the house to see, if its really as insane as the floorplan!
The house at 6:27 is literally a 5ish minute walk from my house and they've recently sold the house and the people who bought it are renovating it again as it's so atrocious 😭
18:34 HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS NEAR MY AUNTIE i have driven by that house so many fucking times! The put a giant christmas tree up in the big greenhouse!
I discovered the Spotted on Rightmove subreddit a couple of months back and I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of become my new obsession lol. There's so many weird and interesting houses on there.
I looked around a rental that could have made this video. All the proportions were out of whack, carpet in the bathroom, random steps on the floor, the bed was built into the wall, and the staircase was so narrow and had an obscenely low cieling that anyone would have to duck for.
This reminds me of the apartment in the US that a guy murdered his girlfriend in and tried cooking her in the stove to dispose of the body but was unable to do so… That apartment is available to rent WITH that stove in
12:58 As an American, I think every house in the UK looks like that. That same exact brick, the uniformity, that's just what you guys' council estates look like to us. What's so bad about this one in particular?
Here I am, a Czech guy living in Prague, when the algorithm decides to show me a masked man's video about houses in the UK. I mean of course I click… Expected some drill beats about shit UK housing. Got wholesome video about English people pooping in the most unexpected places instead. Not disappointed
...The one with all the glazed walkways between each one, has to belong to someone who wanted to see their garden constantly... or someone able to get shed frames to convert as they could afford everything and didn't think about the future layout
The avacado shag wall house is mostly really nice, it's worth looking at the other pictures of it. They've made some odd choices, but it mostly looks like it'd be a nice place to be.
You can stay in the Cave houses (Casas Cueva) in Guadix in Granada, Spain. I’ve never stayed in one but I did visit one belonging to a friend of my brother-in- law. The whole village and the houses are amazing
1:18 Alfreton is in the East Midlands; property gets cheaper still when you go further north and find the late 19th/early 20th century terraces of darkest Yorkshire
2:31 How the Winchester mystery house starter kit. 3:17 World Record Smallest guest toilet room. 4:20 Zillow has house listed for sale that look like that. 4:44 , 5:11 Expensive New York City apartment be like that.
Don't think that was a toaster in the bathroom, looks more like an ice-cream maker. Which means you can make a Mister Whippy whilst making a Mister Whippy.
I honestly think that was Sir Patrick Moore's old house with the observatory in the garden. I remember it from his old TV show, "The Sky at Night". If memory serves he lived near Brighton.
"I don't care about the location"
"I don't want to move to Sccotland"
Spoken like a true Englishman
scotland is underrated
@@LTCOLkoreypuppy its also great if you want to get arrested for having wrong beliefs. they should just have their houses be like the one with the prison cell in it, that way the government can lock you up in your own house if you call a man a man.
Ever seen an angry 50 year old scottish women chacing a 14 year old with a shoe. It's terrifying, we aren't underating them, we're too afraid to
Don't ask how I know.@@LTCOLkoreypuppy
Im scottish and the feeling is the same, i refuse to live in England mainly because of 1 person but still 😂👍
Born in England. Moved to Scotland. You stay down there mate....its fine...totally horrible up here...honest ;)
The notification just popped up and I thought it said "Britain's Worst Horses" and I was like DAMN you're getting niche with these video topics, George.
Petition for george to do the horse video!!
@@JustAllieThanks signed and shared
@@JustAllieThanks I wanna see some MESSED UP British horses on this channel!
Oh, neigh! Say it isn't so!
It’s the tism kicking in and I love it😂😂
3:11 Who needs 4 washing machines? The house with 155000 bedrooms!
It looks like a HMO
What's HMO? @@alienblackgoo_gle
Not enough rooms to justify buying 4 washing machines
New builds look like the house you made in the sims when you were like 9
or bloxburg houses
or minecraft
they look like someone found some free windows and held onto them "these will work great when i get around to building my new house"....
The worst part is that some of those houses were designed by "World Renowned Architects".
Yes because old terrace houses are the definition of beauty. Most UK houses, new or old, are boxes anyway.
New builds are almost invariably a crime against the human spirit. I don't understand who thinks it's ok to do this
That plus the leaseholder scheme. Why do modern builders hate windows so much?
@@YujiUedaFangenerational trauma from the window tax of Henry the 8th😢
It's not just new builds. All of the uks houses are mass produced, centralised designed, workers housing designed by somone rich. Diffrent eras. But it's the same, powerless, lower bidder crap, you have no say over. Every time. Architecture shows the power of a culture.
We have none.
Because high grade glass cost more than brick and insulation.
@@SD-vy7gj Why would you WANT insulation when it's 30C outside?!
Ngl the post-modern Egyptian revival house looks like a 90s UK leisure centre
that place looks like theyre gonna sell some wicked looking crystals and incense.
The leisure center in my town looks like shit. It’s just brown and blocky
looks like Aqua Splash circa 2000 lol
There’s this random building near me that’s looks EXACTLY like this and ive always wanted to know what the design style is called - it really is giving leisure centre vibes 😅
I nearly dropped my magnum while laughing when I saw the "avocado shag walls" 💀💀
The mystery of this comment…
If American then: gun
Other: ice cream
@@kmhkennedyif black: drink
5* sense of humour. 1* ice cream choice.
@@katarinabaird4789 not always.
@@katarinabaird4789Magnums are legendary
The carpet bathroom with a sunken bath... I cant 💀
The reason they skip out on the doors is because that way it’s not considered a separate room and they don’t have to provide separate ventilation for it (a powered vent fan or a window)
Nearly had a heart attack. I'm thinking 'Wow that conservatory is gorgeous, I'd happily live there!' George is freaking out about it and says 'Where is Motherwell?' OMG, nearly dropped my tablet.
Motherwell's lovely George you should definitely move here. /sarcasm.
that's what i was thinking, full shock like you do not wanna move to motherwell 😭😭😭
If I could have a house like that I wouldn't care where it is. Don't care if it Mordor, I'm living there.
@@tomboz777 Mordor would be preferable to Motherwell.
Based on the comments I’m imagine the pits of hell, war torn horror where you are as likely to get shot as to take a step… or, suburbia.
@@kmhkennedy me too motherwell sounds like its either a normal, cozy town or a literal warzone where roadmen are stabbing each other medievel style
The three toilets is giving ✨Sims✨ 😭
3:00 "Monkey making machine" Almost spat my drink out when he said that XD
George would lose his mind over Coober Pedy, outback Australian town where 60% of people live underground.
You know it’s great while your eating a meal deal and this legend posts
a meal deal at 5:30 pm is preposterous
That coffee table was pure art.
That one garden is straight from Big Brother.
To live in a cardboard box in Britain would cost you £7M
This is the most American thing I've ever read
@@Shpdonky I'm not even American, I'm Swedish
@@MrReVersed Damn never knew Swedish people were as uneducated as americans when it comes to housing prices.
London is expensive af for a cardboard box but that doesn't mean the whole country is expensive like that. You can get a 4 bedroom mansion up north for the price of a studio flat in London
@@MrReVersed Do you have American ancestry? Because you're doing a good impression of one.
@lifesbutastumble oh thanks mate, I'll change that
Please keep doing more of theses. Some are not half bad and other make me want to rip my eyes out laughing
The problem with new builds is that we're used to erotion, so when we see a building and the mortar is fresh and the bricks have no cracks then its like the uncanny Valley affect but with buildings
That and the fact they're abysmally built solid colour brick monoliths, with occasional tiny windows thrown in (none of which are level or aligned) with tiny rooms and an ugly grey outdoor space, on massive copy-paste estates which are somehow perpetually unfinished, with zero amenities on or within 10 miles of the estate because it used to be a field in bumfuck nowhere, and there's only one road connection to the rest of the world, which is narrow, unnecessarily winding (for traffic calming but it just makes it annoying to drive along), half dedicated to parking, and being used by at least 20 cars at any given second making it impossible to drive down.
I do grocery delivery for a living, and naturally half of my drops are on new build estates (see the aforementioned lack of facilities), so I have a LOT of hatred towards them.
I love when you review houses 😂
18:27
My grandad bought a house with a moat and draw bridge
Because he’s just that antisocial that he wanted to live on his own little river island and deny his family entry 💀
Outskirts of Birmingham as well 💀💀💀
I'd adore a house with a moat. Cause then i don't have to build a pond or anything. There it is! A huge full circle pond for all the lovely fishies and creatures (after fixing it up to be a safe and proper environment for fish)
A house with a moat, wouldn't that be a castle?
@@Libertaro-i2umoat is must if its in birmingham💀
14:11 Well this is kinda also a callback to the history of (Great) Britain: "Remember when we used to steal _everything_ from Egypt?"
18:31 I would hate the moat though it looks cool. Why? In one word: Mosquitos
4:45 food goes in, food comes out, without the middleman 😂
The avocado shag carpet room (8:57) looks like one of the few rooms you'd see in The Upside Down Show that you wouldn't want to have
They could use the cage thing as a dog kennel. It would be like the dog having its own bedroom.
What are you going to do with a mine? Cosplay as Gimli, obviously.
U can tell he’s a landlord when, and I quote, I spend so much time on rightmove
So what if he is? 🤣
@@michaelfurlonger5958landlords are scum. Thanks for asking.
13:54 very cool little fact that Egyptian rebuild is doen south on the river thames and my dad is acting the gardener for that property as owner of company 'goodlife gardens'
the threat of living in the last one scared me into liking and subscribing, much rather have the one in scotland
8:42 yeah, come in and sit in the Moss Womb. 😶
2:30 My first thought was, they sure have a LOT of storage areas! Immidiately followed by wtf is the garage on the opposite side of the driveway? With no apparently way to get the car there??
And then we get to the living areas itself. It looks like, u have to go through either the bathroom or a winding path through the annexe bedroom to get from the living areas to the garage and all the storage areas. And while the annexe bedroom does have a "shower" room, which looks to be a normal bathroom with toilet, the bedroom only has a small toilet and have to walk through 2 hallways and the sitting room to get to have a shower? And in the middle there seems to be indicated a small staircase, so I assume this insanity is continue on another floor upstairs.
That really is the most bonkers floorplan, Ive ever seen. I wish, there were photos of the house to see, if its really as insane as the floorplan!
George is peak British culture
The house at 6:27 is literally a 5ish minute walk from my house and they've recently sold the house and the people who bought it are renovating it again as it's so atrocious 😭
Isn't it in Bolton by the hospital I swear I've seen it but couldn't put my finger on it
18:34 HOLY SHIT THAT HOUSE IS NEAR MY AUNTIE i have driven by that house so many fucking times! The put a giant christmas tree up in the big greenhouse!
No because I know who's house it is lol I actually shat myself
Wall-to-wall carpeting in bathrooms is just vile.
That carpeted bathroom must smell horrific
12:28 someone literally viewed that house on Tiktok as undercover landlord and it's so much worse IRL
You like jewel tones George, the best colours IMO😂
"what are you gonna do with a mine"... next image is a gaff in a mine "i want that house" 14:31
The destruction of the middle class and beautiful homes for said middle class is genuinely a nightmare 😭😭
Agreed 😢
George's inner landlord is coming out
I discovered the Spotted on Rightmove subreddit a couple of months back and I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of become my new obsession lol. There's so many weird and interesting houses on there.
We laughed like drains. Thank you. The Golly was something else.
I love how George says up north when Derbyshire is the next county over
It's all a matter of perspective. I'm from Devon, Bristol is "up north" for me
Love georgie porgie
0:04 bruh I go on rightmove and look at houses way out of my *country*
"Room in separate ownership" That's the forty year old son the home owners are trying to escape
7:03 Now you can pretend you are in the movie 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels'.
I literally thought of that film as soon as I saw it.
Can everyone stop getting shot
I looked around a rental that could have made this video. All the proportions were out of whack, carpet in the bathroom, random steps on the floor, the bed was built into the wall, and the staircase was so narrow and had an obscenely low cieling that anyone would have to duck for.
19:43 its like that old cbbc show where they turned kids sheds into dens and one girl wanted an observatory
This reminds me of the apartment in the US that a guy murdered his girlfriend in and tried cooking her in the stove to dispose of the body but was unable to do so… That apartment is available to rent WITH that stove in
12:58 As an American, I think every house in the UK looks like that. That same exact brick, the uniformity, that's just what you guys' council estates look like to us. What's so bad about this one in particular?
can confirm council estates look nothing like that and it’s bad because it’s £1 million . it’s basically just a block there’s nothing to it
More of an example of lazy cheap new builds, poorly made and bland. Even Victorian back to backs look nicer
Mostly because that one is a gentrified crackhouse, nobody is paying a million pound for an oversized lego build.
@@fleabaggins You could build something better with Legos!
13:51 This art deco style reminds me of the Leyendecker Museum in New York.
17:29 Bro be watching over Gotham with all these monitors
Damm right 😂
Here I am, a Czech guy living in Prague, when the algorithm decides to show me a masked man's video about houses in the UK. I mean of course I click… Expected some drill beats about shit UK housing. Got wholesome video about English people pooping in the most unexpected places instead. Not disappointed
1:03 bee-day
3:00 monkey making machine
😂😂😂😂
Bruh George be Star Wars angry birds
i think the house at 19:25 is meant to be somewhat like graceland ? gives the vibe especially from outside
The vine boom SFX knocked me out! 😭😂
12:53 give me two minutes and i’ll recreate that in bloxburg perfectly
as someone from nz, british new builds look like what a ten year old would build for their starter house their first time playing the sims
10:17 has single beds because there's absolutely no way your partner would want to sleep with you after committing that monstrosity to canvas
As an avid enjoyer of RightMove, this video affirms every thought I have about some of the houses here.
Fuck new builds.
Holy shit just stumbles across this channel, had me in stitches. Subscribed!
Why anyone would wanna live in a huge cold mansion is beyond me
please review the outfits from this years met gala. i think your insight into the fashion is necessary
14:49 I wouldn’t be scared of rocks falling, I’d be scared of all the spiders making every hole in the porous rock its home.
Those newbuilds are so gross that it might be good to make them Collapsing Newbuilds, perhaps by playing loud experimental industrial music.
The police cell one is literally 2 doors away from me, kinda tempted to go for it myself 😂
...The one with all the glazed walkways between each one, has to belong to someone who wanted to see their garden constantly...
or someone able to get shed frames to convert as they could afford everything and didn't think about the future layout
The bonkers floor plan is fairly reasonable, just has a granny annex attached to a bungalow
The avacado shag wall house is mostly really nice, it's worth looking at the other pictures of it.
They've made some odd choices, but it mostly looks like it'd be a nice place to be.
You can stay in the Cave houses (Casas Cueva) in Guadix in Granada, Spain. I’ve never stayed in one but I did visit one belonging to a friend of my brother-in- law. The whole village and the houses are amazing
1:18 Alfreton is in the East Midlands; property gets cheaper still when you go further north and find the late 19th/early 20th century terraces of darkest Yorkshire
19:40 this unlocked a memory in primary school we visited a guy with a lil astronomy hut in his garden and I swear it looked like this. Good times
0 seconds 0 views bro fell off
Shut up
getting a bit old now, ngl.
0 friends 0 money bro broke 💀
@@MawDawsit’s okay, aging is a part of life! You should love yourself even if you’re getting older ❤️
@@Zack_F1you’re right about the friends, the money however…. Let’s just say, I got 0,00000032 bitcoins
Man called Derbyshire “up North” 😂😂😂😂
The office in the bathroom is a twitch streamers dream.....
2:31 How the Winchester mystery house starter kit.
3:17 World Record Smallest guest toilet room.
4:20 Zillow has house listed for sale that look like that.
4:44 , 5:11 Expensive New York City apartment be like that.
"What are you gonna do with a mine?!"
Next image is a bat cave
Idk george i wonder..
The brown and cream bathroom suite was top of the range back in the 70’s along with black, dark red and dark blue-with gold plated taps of course…
Your vids help with my episodes and i just wanna say thanks
Through the keyhole eat your heart out 😅
Don't think that was a toaster in the bathroom, looks more like an ice-cream maker. Which means you can make a Mister Whippy whilst making a Mister Whippy.
My fridge is in my bathroom.... I live in a studio and hate it when the fridge clicks on in the night...
6:15 that house is in Stockport. It’s horrible but it’s seen worse days back in 2015
I’ve seen that
This is one of my favourite subs
The washing machines reminded me of Mr Beans ideal bathroom.😂
16:25 Also bedroom 3 and 4 would have to go through bedroom 5 if they need the bathroom or the stairs.
I'm losing sleep to watch this before 30mins of uploading passes
"What are you gonna do with a mine?"
Literally next image "Bat Cave... OOOOOOOOH WHERE IS THAT"
“Who would want to buy a mine?” Next post shows the perfect thing to do with a mine 😂
you should look at the houses within a 5 mile radius of Great Yarmouth. its a goldmine of strangeness and illegally narrow kitchens
I honestly think that was Sir Patrick Moore's old house with the observatory in the garden. I remember it from his old TV show, "The Sky at Night". If memory serves he lived near Brighton.
Ok. I need a good laugh.
Don't let me down George 😊
The more George posts, the more I realise we are the same person
The fact he has said Motherwell and that is literally 10 minutes from my house has shook me haha. Move up. You’ll be invited with open arms haha
loved the editing
1:46 the Turkey Teeth too 😂
George and the thrill of... looking at houses online