"I heard one time a dementor kissed her and IT DIED" is a very funny quote from A Very Potter Sequel, the sequel to the musical A Very Potter Musical. Two hilarious parody hp musicals that are both on TH-cam in full. Enjoy yourselves
Sparrow No, actually the 90's were a scam; they never existed. It was all a hoax in the name of*#@$"+_+-(2947&+'!#?1)1)3)94+&('?!$1(THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY THE MAINFRAME. CARRY ON.
the 90's and 2000's weren't very different. there was a technology advancement or something. and boom, now its ok for 90s kids to white knight every thing they had as a child.
As someone born in 1990, I can confirm that the main difference between the 90s and the 00s are 1. 00s have less 80s stuff lying around 2. suddenly there are phones you can carry in your pocket in the 00s (edit: I mean, there were proto-mobile phones way earlier, but the 00s was when the boom really hit) 3. USA was hit in the balls with a terrorist attack early in the 00s and the whole nation got PTSD from it.
The Hitler one forgot that he loved dogs. He had I think 5 doggos and they were the best boys in germany Edit: this is my most liked post wowie Edit part 2: I just remembered that the phrase "I bite my thumb at thee,... so hasta la bye bye daddy-o" was typed out and now I'm saying that to people I don't want to talk to anymore
There’s also that pic of him with the deer, like have you ever had a deer trust you enough to get that close without it running away? No? Then you must be worse than Hitler because animals are better at sensing character than people. /s
0:00 I have a calico named Twinkle because her different patterns and colors shine. Also because it looks like her eyes twinkle because of the mix of dark blue and yellow.
Yup like you could have a PhD, 2 masters & 3 bachelors degrees and still get a 'shït' job that has nothing to do with your field (I probably got that wrong but what ever you get the point)
@@101falcon Is not that millennials are lazy or greedy, is that the previous generations wasted their money and got the whole of the US into massive debt and unreasonably raised the standard cost of living.
8:56 this reminds me of the one time our class was playing Taboo and it was my turn. I had to to describe something with the word "body" at the beginning, so I got in front of the class, said "Okay there's two words", went silent for like half a minute and then blurted "Our meat vessel" and everyone fucking lost it.
Literally everyone calls it Type O. I never knew til this video that it was a typo and supposed to be Type 0. Not sure who you're around that calls it by its original name. Or if that is a fake flex.
0:49 astronomers actually found a second moon we have but it is too small and far away to see, but astronomers now think it’s an asteroid but it’s not confirmed
0:56 actually, fun fact, we have "two" moons. A moon named "Luna" or THE moon, and then, about halfway out to Mars, we have a tiny "moon" called Tauros, which is really more of a spherical asteroid stuck for eternity in Earth's orbital pattern...
When I think of games breaking the 4th wall, I'm thinking like "press the B button to run" or "I forgot to save and I forgot everything that happened yesterday" not "I'm gonna mess around with your hard drive, ok?"
Hitting your achilles tendon with a Razor scooter: oh my god. The memories. So many memories. Long since forgotten. Of being hit in the achilles tendon with a Razor scooter. So many times.
Shout-out to all the white cats for whatever their name is Especially the one that Bucky The Winter Soldier "I Am The World's Most Dangerous Assassin" Barnes has Her name is Alpine Also shout-out to all the black cats too for whatever their name is Especially Natasha "My Ballet Skills Could Kill You" Romanoff's black cat Liho :)))
I used to have a black cat named Shadow And my brother-in-law has a cat named Tiger, although he's not an orange tabby, he's a brown-and-white tabby _And_ my grandma has a gray cat named Smokey
Due to that post about the “describe yourself and I’ll say if I’d date you” things,I’m now gonna try describe a bunch of horrible people in romantic ways 1)He has a thick bushy moustache,doesn’t care if you’re poor or if you there isn’t enough food in the house. He doesn’t care about how much your things are and he’s great with sharing things,when he smiles he looks like the happiest man alive. Wanna know who it is? It’s Joseph Stalin I’ll add more later
We named our first cat fynn ( I like the spelling better than Finn) because we want a puppy and my husband's name is Jake. We'll be. Jake, the dog, fynn and a human. And yes, I am serious
2:06 A man was opening his BMW when suddenly another car rips apart the door. "My car, oh God my car" he cries. A horrified bystander then says to him "Your car? Dude, you've lost your left arm!" The shocked driver then screams "Oh God no, my rolex!" Same thing, but Diogenes version is way more philosophical and stuff.
0:36 same thing with the note "h" in denmark and a bunch of other european countries, the b was literally just misread as an h and now we have to live with the scale being "ahcdefg" and i absolutely can't stand it
"This is why you don't wAK around in the middle of the night."
Gravity weh
6:27
People will touch you if you wack it
"You'll be felt by strangers."
_How could they forget all the ginger cats named ginger?_
_or all the orange cats named Ginny_
_or all the fluffy bois named Fluffy_
you remembered me
Or all the cats named after warrior cats
-sorry not sorry-
Or all the cats named whiskers
Then there's my stepdad who named a male ginger cat "orangina". Smh
Shout out to all the tiny yelpy energetic terriers named Sparky.
*OH WAIT MY DOG'S NAME IS SPARKY*
I call him little light tho, so justified.
My cousins dog was called Sparky, he was a golden retriever though.
Shout out to all the dogs named after Scooby, I named mine after Daphne
"I heard one time a dementor kissed her and IT DIED" is a very funny quote from A Very Potter Sequel, the sequel to the musical A Very Potter Musical. Two hilarious parody hp musicals that are both on TH-cam in full. Enjoy yourselves
Did you know that there are no 90's kids anymore
well I'm a 90's kid, so if you're implying that I died then frankly I am a little shocked... I had no idea I was dead this whole time.
Sparrow No, actually the 90's were a scam; they never existed. It was all a hoax in the name of*#@$"+_+-(2947&+'!#?1)1)3)94+&('?!$1(THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY THE MAINFRAME. CARRY ON.
random guy o no
Sparrow no dude its 2018. youre not a kid anymore
A 90's kid is someone who WAS a kid in the 90's, NOT someone born in the 90's.
0:01 we named our cat Neko which is japanese for cat.
Edit: in other words we named our cat, cat.
Edit 2: how did this get so many likes?
Idk if it is spelled the same, but that word is also Russian for sun, my cousin named her cat that and i named my white cat luna
👏👏👏
Shout out to all the Guinea pigs named Potato or Oreo
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Could you tell me the pronunciation? (I know I sound dumb) It is pronounced nee-co right?
5:17 There was a Jensen Ackles meme a bit ago and now a Bo Burnham meme!? THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED FOR A MEME VIDEO
AMR Animations Y E S
Why can I relate to 90s kids memes even tho I'm a 2000s
the 90's and 2000's weren't very different. there was a technology advancement or something. and boom, now its ok for 90s kids to white knight every thing they had as a child.
Because there was a lot of overlap, especially for those with a VCR
As someone born in 1990, I can confirm that the main difference between the 90s and the 00s are
1. 00s have less 80s stuff lying around
2. suddenly there are phones you can carry in your pocket in the 00s (edit: I mean, there were proto-mobile phones way earlier, but the 00s was when the boom really hit)
3. USA was hit in the balls with a terrorist attack early in the 00s and the whole nation got PTSD from it.
Bc 90’s kids have an irrational superiority complex even though I’m barely a teen and grew up with a lot of the same things as them lol
In reality this is his real voice
he's not capable of showing real emotions
*5:36* Mabel's in Sweatertown...
Arcanine-Espeon oml yes
Me: sees gravity falls reference
Me: [happiness noise]
I AM THEEE GOD OF DESTRUCTIIIIOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!
I love Mabel.
I’m like an angstier version of mabel.
The Hitler one forgot that he loved dogs. He had I think 5 doggos and they were the best boys in germany
Edit: this is my most liked post wowie
Edit part 2: I just remembered that the phrase "I bite my thumb at thee,... so hasta la bye bye daddy-o" was typed out and now I'm saying that to people I don't want to talk to anymore
Just two if I remember correctly.
Also, I wouldn't exactly call 5"9 tall, even back then it was only average in Germany.
There’s also that pic of him with the deer, like have you ever had a deer trust you enough to get that close without it running away? No? Then you must be worse than Hitler because animals are better at sensing character than people. /s
Battlesheep if that were true, it would be easy to rescue pets/animals in disasters.
why do people just know these off the top of their head
I like the energy waves of this video.
They are extremely good.
I'm sorry but the last person walked into that.
Those replies got on the wrong foot
I’ll never be able to see max or nerris the same way ever again
whaked*
Just got off from work, I choose to de-stress with this. It works like a charm lol
I am now imagining a cat that searches for and collects sponges, and it is giving me immense pleasure.
0:05 Thanks for shouting out my cat (Smokey) 😂😸
I love Seth Everman so much, man... like foreal 😂
My cat's name is Oreo ;D
Amira C same lol
Ok
Friend:Do you have something to eat? You said you had Oreos.
You: no I told you that my cat's name is Oreos you forget everything, Greg.
Sabotage SupplyLines
Greg: *viciously stares at cat*
Is it black and white?
I swear I've watch almost all of these videos and constantly have the background music play in the back of my head.
I HAVE A BLACK CAT NAMED SHADOW
HE ACTS LIKE A DOD AND PLAYS FETCH
AND HE ALSO SQUEAKS FROM TIME TO TIME
HE ALSO SNORES
I LOVE HIM
0:00 I have a calico named Twinkle because her different patterns and colors shine.
Also because it looks like her eyes twinkle because of the mix of dark blue and yellow.
2:03
Me: *"♪ Baby, you're a haunted house, better find another superstition- ♪"*
5:58 *TOBY TAKE NOTES FOR UNDERTALE 2*
please don't give him ideas
“imscared” is more or less a malware game.
no...there isn't gonna be an UT 2 but the future seems bright for Deltarune Chapter 2
Woo first! Love your vids!
Alystra Bones well second actually
But still
When you try your best but you don’t succeed...
1:14 is it strange that i knew it would be Hitler? xD
Grüße aus Deutschland
same! i literally saw like 2 words and thought ‘hitler’
I legit just got a kitten 2 days ago and named him Oreo wtf....
Chicken010709
Hi Shoto :V
shooooooouuuuuuutoooooooo
And I got mine maybe a month ago and named it Smokey..
When I was in middle school I also had a cat named Tiger XD it’s so acurate
@@Chicken-xn4yz Haha xD
I like how on 6:27 the last "walk" sounds like "thank"
My white cats name is snowball, he has one green eye, one blue eye, and thumbs lol
No one cares
Matt Murphy I don't care that nobody cares, if I only said stuff people cared about i would never say anything
Aww cute 😍
@@mmurphy373 well apparently you cared enough to make an irrelevant comment
Well I guess you could say he’s a special little....
Snowball
I’ll see myself out
6:35 millennials are not lazy. You could have a masters degree nowadays and still be working at Walmart. ( by the way I’m a Gen Z)
Yup like you could have a PhD, 2 masters & 3 bachelors degrees and still get a 'shït' job that has nothing to do with your field
(I probably got that wrong but what ever you get the point)
@@101falcon Is not that millennials are lazy or greedy, is that the previous generations wasted their money and got the whole of the US into massive debt and unreasonably raised the standard cost of living.
@@CodeRed99911 I don't live in the US but I agree it's the same everywhere now
@@CodeRed99911 You don't know the first thing about politics or the economy, do you.
@@Brievel You gonna actually say something that proves me wrong or just continue sitting there with a thumb up your ass.
How could they forget the white cats that are named snowball?
Edit: Ok wow that's kinda weird
Had a bunny named snowball
Isn't sleep just AFK for the brain. Your body is a game. Life support is DLC
Life support is mods for a Bethesda game
Closet Extrovert don't you mean Bethesda body
It's called "remains" when the dead person is too broken to be distinguishable.
Closet Extrovert yep. I preordered heaven but they said it could corrupt and become hell along the delivery service.
rip lol
On my street there’s a cat named Smokey one named patches and one named tiger 😂
8:56 this reminds me of the one time our class was playing Taboo and it was my turn. I had to to describe something with the word "body" at the beginning, so I got in front of the class, said "Okay there's two words", went silent for like half a minute and then blurted "Our meat vessel" and everyone fucking lost it.
i would be drinking dessert wine mixed with blue gatorade and i would be talking about hockey and vintage fashion
0:48 i have never heard someone say type "O" blood, always just type "0"
Literally everyone calls it Type O. I never knew til this video that it was a typo and supposed to be Type 0. Not sure who you're around that calls it by its original name. Or if that is a fake flex.
:...Little did you know I just described Hitler."
I *SLAPPED* the pause button at that had had a five-second DAAAAAAMN
I WHEEZED AT "Mental illness is stored in the balls" OMGGG
I convinced a friend to name his white cat mayonnaise. Not even mayo, but mayonnaise
jesus christ, this scared the shit out of me, my volume was on its highest ugh
I touched the rat.... Chunky cheese 😂😂😂😭😂😭😂
Hunters Unite!!
2:10 diogenes is also the one who presented a plucked chicken and said "behold, a man!"
0:49 astronomers actually found a second moon we have but it is too small and far away to see, but astronomers now think it’s an asteroid but it’s not confirmed
I'm not counting it as a moon so i don't have to choose
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(469219)_2016_HO3
W O O P
THESE THINGS LIKE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I have a calico named Rosey,
An orange cat named Smokey,
Another orange named Lady,
And a gray kitten named Angel.
Drinking orange fanta and peach snapps, I would info dump hard about My Hero Academia, especially Bakugou Katsuki.
3:50 ***I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEED THIS IF NOONE ELSE WILL I WILL MAKE THIS AN ENTIRE FUCKING WEBSERIES***
0:56 actually, fun fact, we have "two" moons. A moon named "Luna" or THE moon, and then, about halfway out to Mars, we have a tiny "moon" called Tauros, which is really more of a spherical asteroid stuck for eternity in Earth's orbital pattern...
Huh. So we have Luna and Tauros.
When I think of games breaking the 4th wall, I'm thinking like "press the B button to run" or "I forgot to save and I forgot everything that happened yesterday" not "I'm gonna mess around with your hard drive, ok?"
1:12 *_im scared why is this description actually me_*
I think it's time you learnt the truth. I am afraid that YOU, my friend, You Are Hitler.
@@eddatronn *_lol how could you reveal their secret_* _😂😂_
*kicks down door*
Every day I imagine a world i can be with you!
4:04 I took a drink of my tea as this happened. I almost spat it out on my phone.
My black cats name is Bonnie.
Fight me 😂😂
Diogenes was amazing
i have two cats, a tuxedo cat (black and white) named Mishi, and an orange gabbie named Gatsby.
I was eating oatmeal by myself when I saw that post.
2:48
I'm either Hermione or Harry depending on what tests. Like Science, I am like Hermione, but for Math, I am like Harry. lol
We had a super friendly black cat named spooky and a slightly less friendly black cat named Hardtacatch
O:34
My doggo’s names MacDuff.
He stabs MacBeth
Neon Swing alright I know what I will name my future dog now thank you
6:26 "this is why you don't whack around in the middle of night"
You HAD to pull Jensen and Supernatural in dis
I called my black and white cat Sakamoto because I thought they looked a bit like Sakamoto from Nichijou
Hitting your achilles tendon with a Razor scooter: oh my god. The memories. So many memories. Long since forgotten. Of being hit in the achilles tendon with a Razor scooter. So many times.
Omg, my cat is black and white and named oreo 😂😂😂
I choked when I heard ddlc I'm crying
Shout-out to all the white cats for whatever their name is
Especially the one that Bucky The Winter Soldier "I Am The World's Most Dangerous Assassin" Barnes has
Her name is Alpine
Also shout-out to all the black cats too for whatever their name is
Especially Natasha "My Ballet Skills Could Kill You" Romanoff's black cat Liho
:)))
I once had a kitten with snow-white fur and blue eyes, and i was 3, so i named it
*DRUMROLL*
Kitten. my cats name was kitten
3:32
I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THIS
I have a black cat named Snowball... FIGHT ME!!
Shout out to all the toads named “Umbridge”
5:37 why do I relate to this on a spiritual level?
i was like lol this sounds like Hitler but yet it caught me so off guardddd omgg
I used to have a black cat named Shadow
And my brother-in-law has a cat named Tiger, although he's not an orange tabby, he's a brown-and-white tabby
_And_ my grandma has a gray cat named Smokey
Due to that post about the “describe yourself and I’ll say if I’d date you” things,I’m now gonna try describe a bunch of horrible people in romantic ways
1)He has a thick bushy moustache,doesn’t care if you’re poor or if you there isn’t enough food in the house. He doesn’t care about how much your things are and he’s great with sharing things,when he smiles he looks like the happiest man alive.
Wanna know who it is? It’s Joseph Stalin
I’ll add more later
Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was black as my soul
5:26 I was hiding in in my sweater while watching this
This cured depression
I give my cats human names, so I have Jasmine, Tanner, Penny, and Oliver.
every time the voice don't curse when it should, me die
We named our first cat fynn ( I like the spelling better than Finn) because we want a puppy and my husband's name is Jake. We'll be. Jake, the dog, fynn and a human. And yes, I am serious
Do you by any chance have a large collection of swords
2:06 A man was opening his BMW when suddenly another car rips apart the door. "My car, oh God my car" he cries. A horrified bystander then says to him "Your car? Dude, you've lost your left arm!" The shocked driver then screams "Oh God no, my rolex!" Same thing, but Diogenes version is way more philosophical and stuff.
Damn it I thought i was watching comment awards
Ever think about how many people have died because of cars but no one has recalled cars yet?
For the first part:
I had a black cat named Shadow. Shout out to that jerk, he was mean.
I lost it on the first one because I named my cat Oreo.
0:36 same thing with the note "h" in denmark and a bunch of other european countries, the b was literally just misread as an h and now we have to live with the scale being "ahcdefg" and i absolutely can't stand it
My childhood cat was named Smokey.
when it mentioned undertale and ddlc
two of the best games
I have a cat named smokey. And used to have calico cat named tiger.
1:22 He.....He is PERFECT
i swear to god i flipped my shit when i heard oreo and tiger. those are my cats names.
He forgot all the blue eyed cats named blue
"You need to get out of my face before i turn your scull into a meat cup"
5:26 my eyelashes would wrap around the planet and so black the rest of the world seems like a star in comparison
5:54 Well... There is one...
Jollibee 3 litterally has you download minigames onto the game, and then beating the game will make it crash.
Niceu niceu, very niceu
There are people who have had days where they could say they did die.
My grandma had two cats named Oreo (black and white) and smokey (grey)
My grey cat was called Smokey
"Just an aiideeaa" sound like an england speaker