I loved the last bit, when he said "slightly better dressed" I thought to myself "but they all have tuxedo's already" and then he went "it has a bow tie" AAAAAAH
Liusila not to me he doesn't sound anything irish to my ears and I'd know I have plenty of irish relatives depends where his family is from as there's heaps of variation in Scottish accents as much as there is in Ireland because you've get seven cities accents , lowland and highland ones and the Hebrides and Orkneys and Shetland islands as well he did say he was born in England though so the only Scottish accents he would have heard growing up would be family and friends .
As a gay dude, this is brilliant. THAT is a fucking ally. Went to a comedy festival and spent his entire time talking about gay penguins with the moral that being gay is fine. THAT IS A FUCKING ALLY. Also he's hella cute.
@@kellielang9867 I had the chance to see that performance live when he came to Budapest. He's the nicest dude in person too. :) He also signed the divorce papers of someone after the show when he held a signing and chatting bit when most of the audience was gone.
When he said "I'm gay" I honestly was like "YES, we bagged another one boys" and then he was like "well, I'm not but you guys are adament" I was like *whoop, celebrated too soon* .
I went to school with Daniel (Waid Academy, Scotland) and he was a cocky gob-shite... but yeah he was hilarious then as well! haha Glad to see he's doing well!
I got to go to his latest hour in my hometown. It was amazing, and he's a really cool dude too. Took pictures with us, joked with us, and signed a fellow Hungarians divorce papers... :D
@@alexandrajrgensen3506 yeah ...some of us would do anything for those. I'll leave you with this, no amount of "likes" can determine the caliber of any individual. Just look at Sir Paul McCartney's likes on his latest videos, yet, he still fills out every stadium...🤔🤭
Yes he did, but that was in the USA, this is Australia, not everyone has heard it. Its one of my favorites, I love hearing it, plus he did an Update on the penguins, I beleive that was also on Conan? 🙂
@@elisabethmhawkins9025 Yup on Conan. I think he saves the most bits that are not available in his specials for Conan interviews because he was the one who gave an international platform for him.
Ben G Oh wow, relax, jeez. Just saying that when I first saw him in 2014, he told the same jokes, and I just think after 3 years it's maybe time for some new material...
Agreed. I go to see him live every year for past 4 or 5 years. And yes, he obvs has some new material every now and then but lots of the jokes I heard live in 2016, I also heard live 2013, 2014, 2015.. It's a shame, because he's an amazing comedian bu I guess not many things would be considered "original" these days with all the comedians....
Why would you be? It seems like you want everyone to be gay which is not ok, if you're gay, it's fine, but if you get disappointed because someone's not gay then that's not ok.
Zeug Dings Oh you're right, sorry, I have gay friends and they're really fun to hang out with and I always laugh when they say "Please don't be gay, it doesn't suit you" well, good thing I'm not. 😊
Zeug Dings Don't worry they're not like that, if that's how you think then you're cool, one of my gay friends actually would like to get married to a woman, I also have a gay prof who's happily married to a woman and got 3 children now, they're open-mindedness made them even more brilliant in their life. I'm straight and I really hate those homophobic motherfuckers out there.
"Tell all the animals to take the day off because this is the zoo now!" He's right, my favourite animal is a tiger and it's on my bucket list to see one, but if I went to a zoo and found out that there were 2 gay penguins, I would suddenly lose all interest in tigers
My name is brodie sloss Daniel is one of my cousins! Well like 3rd cousins but still! My great grandmother is his great grandmother! Is you see pictures of our family we all kind of look the same. (I'm a girl)
Hi thinkreal93. I'm guessing but I'd say it's probably true. These guys are amazingly resilient. In wild some penguins are capable of standing in the freezing arctic thru pitch black winter without food, holding an egg on their feet the entire time. No wonder if anything should feel just a little warmer they would not hesitate in those cold lonely nights. Imagine getting a boner in a sub zero temperature blizzard with only those flippers to cover it up! Situation is bound to go critical fast and as all the girls has gone fishing choices are somewhat limited.
Charles Jack true of a lot of the comedians at Melbourne, I think that they try to do what they consider to be their best material, even if it's old stuff
That is a great reason. They can't tell the difference but for humans we can easily tell the difference between male and female yet some humans behave like Penguins 🤣
Hmmmm.. ...funny story...but since penguins can not tell the difference..maybe it is just 1 puzzled penguin as to why his partner lays no eggs and just 1....gay penguin?
if penguins do something stupid because of their sexual orientations, its funny and gets smiled at. when humans do it you call them brave and have to celebrate them for it. oh, you think you are a female fox trapped in a mans body? so brave of you, you are wonderful, here, have a parade...
if there weren't any ignorant pricks who give us shit for what we are and try to defame us for what we cannot change, we wouldn't need to talk about it.
Stand up routines are like plays. They run a while and tour before youtube gets flooded with the same handful of bits but he has 2 specials on netflix and is touring a 3rd now all with fresh material and he has a ted talk you can look up
Which one was the male one...and why did the other one got his job mixed up? Don't get me wrong...Ain't homophobic...just curious what made the one penguin to reconsider his gender agenda...
They were both male, that's what "homosexual" means. And, as explained in the joke, penguins have a difficult time telling each other apart, and they form long-term bonds, so once they were committed, they were committed. As a side note, there are plenty of animals that actually have a preference for homosexuality. Sheep, for example. Around 10% of all rams exclusively prefer other males, even when a ewe in heat is present.
I loved the last bit, when he said "slightly better dressed" I thought to myself "but they all have tuxedo's already" and then he went "it has a bow tie" AAAAAAH
No vote for you.
The baby penguin who was raised by the two gay penguins name was tango
Emma Springer That was actually a different gay penguin couple.
Was the other one Bravo?
Sadly, Roy and Silo (the 2 male penguins) didn't last forever.
@@SuperKlasher Different penguins, Roy and Silo were from New York. The penguin they raised went on to have a lesbian penguin relationship.
that is the cutest story ever
It is. But he's done this sketch several times before.
Saddly, one of the penguins died and the other all the sudden turned straight. Daniel told the full story at Conan's. It's messed up!!
@Captain Derp Sparrow bit late but here’s a link to it if you want it
th-cam.com/video/aSD6ZF1YjmA/w-d-xo.html
the audience's awww was so heart warming
He's not Irish, guys, he's a Scot. They're similar to Irish comedians but are fuelled by single malt rather than Guinness.
Edshmed Schmedd
😂😂
Edshmed Schmeddo Yeah, although his cadence and a lot of the phonetics sounds way more Irish than Scottish. An odd but charming mix overall.
Liusila not to me he doesn't sound anything irish to my ears and I'd know I have plenty of irish relatives depends where his family is from as there's heaps of variation in Scottish accents as much as there is in Ireland because you've get seven cities accents , lowland and highland ones and the Hebrides and Orkneys and Shetland islands as well he did say he was born in England though so the only Scottish accents he would have heard growing up would be family and friends .
Edshmed Schmeddo I asked him if he was Irish or Scottish I honestly didn't think he'd reply but he did say he was Scottish
I would pay to hear Benedict Cumberbatch telling this joke.
Pengueng😄
EXACTLY what I was thinking! It would be a hysterical train wreck!
It’s not a joke,it’s a true story
There are _alot_ of jokes about gay pengwangs to be made, for sure.
He can't pronounce it right
"which is obviously adorable, but only because they're penguins" 😂😂😂🐧🐧🐧
The story was so adorable. The fact that the zoo keepers were so observant and kind. Nice job.
As a gay dude, this is brilliant. THAT is a fucking ally. Went to a comedy festival and spent his entire time talking about gay penguins with the moral that being gay is fine. THAT IS A FUCKING ALLY.
Also he's hella cute.
This is why I love Daniel Sloss. I've seen him live a couple of times now and guys, I cannot recommend him highly enough.
I just caught him on an HBO special...hilarious brilliant glad to see he's doing well. It's like half self help half comedy! 😂
@@kellielang9867 I had the chance to see that performance live when he came to Budapest. He's the nicest dude in person too. :) He also signed the divorce papers of someone after the show when he held a signing and chatting bit when most of the audience was gone.
all I can think about is Leslie Knope and the gay penguin couple
ME TOO
When he said "I'm gay" I honestly was like "YES, we bagged another one boys" and then he was like "well, I'm not but you guys are adament" I was like *whoop, celebrated too soon* .
GUYS THE TAP WATER WO- oh wait.
I didn't get that
@@aarohansharma4551 no vote for you! 😂
I went to school with Daniel (Waid Academy, Scotland) and he was a cocky gob-shite... but yeah he was hilarious then as well! haha Glad to see he's doing well!
Me too!!!!!
Can't tell if you're insulting him or simply being scottish.
*X to doubt*
X
I get the feeling that's pretty much 80% of comedians
This was one of the cutest, most hilarious thing I've ever heard
just discovered this guy.clever material
I got to go to his latest hour in my hometown. It was amazing, and he's a really cool dude too. Took pictures with us, joked with us, and signed a fellow Hungarians divorce papers... :D
"the Gay penguins there rock wasn't going to hatch because...I'm not going to explain that" 😂😂😂 LOL...I almost choked laughing.
"Cats hate the gays"
Lesbians: hol' up-
It's because of CATS on Broadway. They will never forgive us.
I love this guy! He is so funny and his sense of humour is perfect!
Most underrated comedian out there today.
Love this dude! Saw him last night at the Taxi and it was HILARIOUS!
The Slossness monster
yuore at 69 likes, im gonna leave you here.
@@alexandrajrgensen3506 yeah ...some of us would do anything for those. I'll leave you with this, no amount of "likes" can determine the caliber of any individual. Just look at Sir Paul McCartney's likes on his latest videos, yet, he still fills out every stadium...🤔🤭
Wonderful analogy! I love it!!!!!!!!
Awwwww those confused penguins!
This penguin story seems like his most powerful tool. Heard it on Conan at 2016 if Im not mistaken, but still hilarious though
Yes he did, but that was in the USA, this is Australia, not everyone has heard it. Its one of my favorites, I love hearing it, plus he did an Update on the penguins, I beleive that was also on Conan? 🙂
@@elisabethmhawkins9025 Yup on Conan. I think he saves the most bits that are not available in his specials for Conan interviews because he was the one who gave an international platform for him.
Omg I died laughing. This is my spirit typing.
New or old don't care funny as shit
i hear ya bro, same here
Richard Stamos sometimes I watch him do the same jokes in different locations and I laugh more and more the more I watch he’s great w delivery
The like/dislike rate of this comedy pill is so just right 👆Love Daniel Sloss, comedy legend at 27! Yess man
You rock bro Daniel 🤗
So cute! Love his jokes. So funny.
I love this guy.
This is so cute and sad and funny at the same time😅
Top 5 comedians in the world today.
I want new jokes! I mean, it's still funny, but it was even more so when I first heard it 2 years ago...
Ben G Oh wow, relax, jeez. Just saying that when I first saw him in 2014, he told the same jokes, and I just think after 3 years it's maybe time for some new material...
Agreed. I go to see him live every year for past 4 or 5 years. And yes, he obvs has some new material every now and then but lots of the jokes I heard live in 2016, I also heard live 2013, 2014, 2015.. It's a shame, because he's an amazing comedian bu I guess not many things would be considered "original" these days with all the comedians....
Just saw him live in London yesterday, his new material is great. Go watch him live, you wont regret
So I know it's been a year so this is super late, but if you're still interested in him he's got a comedy special on Netflix now that's super funny!
@@kaTe21zzzz they are two comedy specials
Nice! I love this
Beautiful boy for sharing that true story with a comedic twist. See straight men? Being a mongrel to gay men is a choice not a prerequisite.
Love him!
This was better than your 2 Perth Show i saw in March 2017 cheers Vote Yes
This is hilarious 😂
So disappointed when he said he wasn't gay 🙁
Why would you be? It seems like you want everyone to be gay which is not ok, if you're gay, it's fine, but if you get disappointed because someone's not gay then that's not ok.
Zeug Dings Oh you're right, sorry, I have gay friends and they're really fun to hang out with and I always laugh when they say "Please don't be gay, it doesn't suit you" well, good thing I'm not. 😊
Zeug Dings Don't worry they're not like that, if that's how you think then you're cool, one of my gay friends actually would like to get married to a woman, I also have a gay prof who's happily married to a woman and got 3 children now, they're open-mindedness made them even more brilliant in their life. I'm straight and I really hate those homophobic motherfuckers out there.
At least you guys still have Luke Evans! What a loss!!!
Hahahah 😊
If only Daniel was on that episode of parks and recreation.
He’s genius!
awww tango what a cutie
Penguin 1: hey, I had a great time last night, but I didn’t quite catch your name?
Penguin 2: Dave
Penguin 1: Say what now
I like this one~~
Is this the story of roy silo and tango? :D
I think so.
Has a boa tie! 😂😝
Omfg I FINALLY found it
This guy started the Karen thing before it was a thing 🤣
sloss went to australia, notable for homophobia, told a gay joke and then bounced. we love to see it
FYI he gave an update on conan show around 2018 and he said that one of the gay penguins died became straight right away lol
Anyone know where I can find the 97% stat? (Ps - I’m gay) just trying to find it
Can someone tell me how to spell the zoo that these penguins are at.... I really want to read about them
Blake Andersen Edinburgh Zoo
Tim McMillan and Rachel Snow in the audiance? At 1.39?
This guy should be in jail...He killed me
You should be in jail....You've perjured yourself.
I’m so sorry are you alive now?
"Tell all the animals to take the day off because this is the zoo now!"
He's right, my favourite animal is a tiger and it's on my bucket list to see one, but if I went to a zoo and found out that there were 2 gay penguins, I would suddenly lose all interest in tigers
They're puttin chemicals in the water, that turn the friggin penguins gay
My name is brodie sloss
Daniel is one of my cousins! Well like 3rd cousins but still!
My great grandmother is his great grandmother!
Is you see pictures of our family we all kind of look the same.
(I'm a girl)
Brodie.Sloss still makes you family though I have third cousins but mine are in Ireland in county Tipperary which is in the southwest of the country
That’s really cool! His show is coming up in Melbourne again this year. You should totally go and say hi!
Then he’s your second cousin.
Would love to go to your family reunion 😂
Roy & silo
Hey! My cat adores gay men and women!
Now I want to watch penguins 69.
And that's how they made HAPPY FEET.
Right I’m not getting ⏃ cat now
He said most male penguins...does that mean no female-female pairings?
None has been reported so far
Maybe because male penguins are after females, and the female penguins aren't
Still no new materials. What a let down... :(
you watch his content for free, people live at his shows dont.....to the audience they never heard the jokes, which is why they're laughing
Netflix
The bad thing about Daniel sloss. Is the same jokes he told when he was 18 he's telling at 25
This was in 2017
I feel like the joke is been done before
Homophobia is found in cats lesbians having like 10 cats : 👁👄👁
Goodnight
He is luvly jubbly. 👍😁
Is it true that male penguins can't tell the difference between male & female ?
Hi thinkreal93.
I'm guessing but I'd say it's probably true. These guys are amazingly resilient. In wild some penguins are capable of standing in the freezing arctic thru pitch black winter without food, holding an egg on their feet the entire time. No wonder if anything should feel just a little warmer they would not hesitate in those cold lonely nights. Imagine getting a boner in a sub zero temperature blizzard with only those flippers to cover it up! Situation is bound to go critical fast and as all the girls has gone fishing choices are somewhat limited.
my guess is yes because there’s actually quite a few species that also can’t tell
we had two gay sheep
That is so fucking cute
Bow ties are cool...
Great Irish Comic, according to the Dum Dum Club!!
he's scottish
Love him, but he needs fresh jokes
Were you expecting a 2 year old video to magically get new jokes?
Wish I were a gay penguin.🐧🐧
old jokes...
Charles Jack true of a lot of the comedians at Melbourne, I think that they try to do what they consider to be their best material, even if it's old stuff
Charles Jack was new to me and I loved it. Something about reaching a new audience perhibbles?
You just said perhibbles. I love you.
what?
That's exactly the reason gay people exist, to take care of the abandoned babies!!!
Was he telling his life story?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
them 'guins gonna go straight to hell
Needs more syllables in "hell".
Why all comediens ends their gig the same "thank you so much you all beenllhvjbbnkkkv"
God I want him to be gay so bad
I hope this was his first and last visit to Australia, audience sucks.
Why does he look like rafe from uncharted. Anyone
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The only video I didn’t like or see
Aaron Sloss?! Daiel Slossssss the Irishman is well good. No really, Sloss is the business!
Paul Bearer - He's Scottish
yes, I know. Bunch if Aussie comics been putting shit on him while he was down here. Scots love the Irish right? haha
Paul Bearer well they do share a mutual dislike of the English given what they did to both groups !
I imagined your "Daiel Slossssss" being drunk slur.
Hessso gud. Beear than eeeryone else.
That is a great reason. They can't tell the difference but for humans we can easily tell the difference between male and female yet some humans behave like Penguins 🤣
Hmmmm.. ...funny story...but since penguins can not tell the difference..maybe it is just 1 puzzled penguin as to why his partner lays no eggs and just 1....gay penguin?
if penguins do something stupid because of their sexual orientations, its funny and gets smiled at. when humans do it you call them brave and have to celebrate them for it. oh, you think you are a female fox trapped in a mans body? so brave of you, you are wonderful, here, have a parade...
if there weren't any ignorant pricks who give us shit for what we are and try to defame us for what we cannot change, we wouldn't need to talk about it.
Penguins don't bash their gays or ostracise them, humans do.
Am I the only one that thinks he recycles his own material, I've seen him do this exact routine before
Stand up routines are like plays. They run a while and tour before youtube gets flooded with the same handful of bits but he has 2 specials on netflix and is touring a 3rd now all with fresh material and he has a ted talk you can look up
Which one was the male one...and why did the other one got his job mixed up? Don't get me wrong...Ain't homophobic...just curious what made the one penguin to reconsider his gender agenda...
They were both male, that's what "homosexual" means. And, as explained in the joke, penguins have a difficult time telling each other apart, and they form long-term bonds, so once they were committed, they were committed.
As a side note, there are plenty of animals that actually have a preference for homosexuality. Sheep, for example. Around 10% of all rams exclusively prefer other males, even when a ewe in heat is present.
I am here to listen to the gay penguins from Insta reels 🫶🫶😭