They see me mowin my front lawn, I know they're all thinkin I'm so white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
I did that once. I had friends over for my 5th birthday and one asked if I had a pet. I said we did and when she asked what kind, I told it her it was a Molly-boy (that was the name of our cat, long story)
"Pirates of the curry bean" I did a primary school play called that. Edit: I'll explain further Pirates Of The Curry Bean is a play that is just over 1 hour long: it is about pirates and sailors within the first 15 minutes, we find out that main pirate: Captain Redbeard (I think that's his name) likes the main characters (Jack and Liza)'s mother (Pearl), like as in like like. He decides to kidnap Pearl and to steal a map to an island called Lumbago. He forces her to partake in an adventure to the island to find treasure. Jack and Liza find out that their mother is missing and go off on a hunt to find her, resulting in them going on a trip with some sailors. In the end, the pirates and sailors get caught up in a storm when fighting. They wash up on Lumbago luckily and Liza, Jack and Pearl find each other along with finding out that the leader of Lumbago who was a short-term enemy (forgot what they called him) is secretly Stanley, Pearl's husband, who went missing years ago. It went something like this Pearl: I've had enough of this **insert pun here** _Pearl hits Stanley on the head with a fish_ Stanley: Who am I? Where am I? P-Pearl?! Pearl: What? How do you know my name? Stanley: PEARL! MY PRECIOUS PEARLY QUEEN! IT'S ME! Pearl: Stanley? Stanley Periwinkle?! (people who remember doing the play better- is that their second name?) Jack & Liza: DAD?! And they lived happily ever after. I played minor pirates called Broadside and Bilboe. I don't remember many of my lines but I remember some. "Where's the safe?" "Oh there's the safe!" "Light the dynamite!" "AHHH! YOU FOOL!" "Plunder and Pillage!" And that's all I can remember. It was called curry bean because the pirates loved curry and beans. -I hated that play-
My entire life, until this Christmas, I thought the song went “Deck the halls with balls of holly fa-lalalalalalalala” not “Boughs of holly”........ in my defense balls DOES rhyme with halls 😂
4:59 well it is correct if we apply it in a student’s perspective so No pen, no tests No tests, no grades No grades, no education No education, no work No work, no salary/gain So the phrase “No Pen No Gain” can be applicable
I nearly hurt myself laughing at the One Ted merely for the timing. I'd just caught the tail end of an episode of Magnum PI where Ted Danson was the bad guy. He was running from Magnum on a boat dock and ended up being run down by a reversing boat... gonna need another boat driver, Ted!
I recently found one that was talking about some people named "Sam and Ella" and it took me a whole year to realize they were talking about Salmonella.
@@ikhan811 Um, where else was I supposed to read it, in my belly button? (in case they change their username to spite me or just bc they want to, their user at the time I replied to them is "You read this in you mind, right?")
That's not how Stonks works- Stonks is when you invest in a meme at it's starting point when you think it'll become bigger. For example, Me and the boys isn't a good meme to invest in because it's nearly dead. WW3 memes would bring you higer stonks in the stonk market.
0:36 "señor discounts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As a kid, when I was watching Dora, I thought she said "senior" when she was really saying "señor", and that's how I spelt it throughout my childhood…
LOL once my dad told Siri to remind him about an awards ceremony at my school Siri said “OK I’ll remind you about the awards Sara Moni.” Best part is I looked up Sara Moni, and all the results I got were for the same person. She’s a cosplayer. Also once Siri thought my sister’s name was Carl. 😂
After watching this, I found this one post that probably deserves to be on an r/boneappletea post The caption for it was *Love is disappear* But they meant despair
Person in 2019: "Never come back 2019!" Person in 2020: "Wait, no! I didn't mean it!" Edit Just realised that someone already thought of this. Im not special 😑
0:53 What it says: I got this cute little auto man from my fam jam So do you say auto man it’s an ottoman not auto English captions : I gOt ThiS CUte LItTlE OldER mAn FroM My FaM JaM sO Do YoU SaY AUtO mAn iT’S An AuTo MAn nOt ORdeR
Legend tells that a long, long time ago, our very first, ancestors commented on Gio films video he replied, legend says that every few somethings he responds
No one: Not a soul: Not a single organism I _promise_ you: Sarcastic Sister: "Ok, everyone using the "no one" meme format, weren't we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we."
No one: Not even a soul: Sarcastic Sister: Ok, everyone using the “no one” meme format, weren’t we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we.
![[UNCUT] The Loyal Pin ปิ่นภักดิ์ EP.15 (1/4)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TLBjiHvkKtE/mqdefault.jpg)
"He's making a list, chicken and rice..."
*You will not convince me to sing it in the correct way now. It's only "chicken and rice" now*
Loki. Don't mind me I just be scrollin
Gonna find out who's sugar and spice.
Santa Clause is baking tonight.
He's making a list and checking it twice, he's gotta go home and eat chicken and rice, the Angry Video Game Nerd is here!!!!
They see me mowin my front lawn,
I know they're all thinkin I'm so white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Think I'm just too white and nerdy.
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy.
@@LouieFromPikmin
Peace,
Peace,
Peace...
Nice,
Nice,
Nice...
Peace peace chicken chicken RICE RICE RICE
"Oh, you have a pet? Cool, what animal is it?"
"Pet Pee"
I did that once. I had friends over for my 5th birthday and one asked if I had a pet. I said we did and when she asked what kind, I told it her it was a Molly-boy (that was the name of our cat, long story)
Pet pee
Pet pe
Pet po
Pet co
@@filip76uk17
Pet cat
Pet ca
Pet co
PEPE
😋
“ham is fear”
*_BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD_*
Georgie you're back
Technoblade fan??
Little patatto man
YES TECHNO FAN
COSTAVA!
The first Boneappletea I've seen was "lack toes and taller it"
... Cause 'it' is taller if 'it' lacks toes
But that is actually hilarious though
Yah it actually means lactose intolr3
Same.
i love flaming yawns
lack toes
One of my schools productions was actually called “The Pirates of the Curry Bean”.
Đıácritic Đůdė same
Đıácritic Đůdė sameeee
No
Suure
Same
“I’m not here.”
Me: *yeets myself out of existence*
Mood
Totally
Barbara Franco Huh
Barbara Franco Timestamp?
Barbara Franco Thanks
Pirates of the curry bean is actually a spin off play
I heard it was a lot of hot air. 😈
carrot bean*
wait nvm
Karen being**
The Indian Ocean version.
This was made by a cereal killer
{ *POURS MILK FIRST* }
I used to do that
@@tristanchaplin392 well that's one way to ruin a reputation
@@Dylan-Frost Yup I know experienced it firsthand for 2 years.
@@Dylan-Frost I was 4 years old gimme a break. I'm in accelerated classes for a reason.
@@Dylan-Frost Yeah TOTALLY !
*looks at milk in bowl... BEFORE cereal*
Welllllll.... guess Imma have to go now nobodylikesmeimsolonely
you, a simpleton: senior
me, an intellectual: señor
@@cosmocavalier young woman?
@@cosmocavalier No soy una Señorita!
@@chaoticmouseman ok very cool
gggggggggggggggg bueno
No habla ēnglez.
Pirates of the Carribean: *high quality*
Pirates of the Curry Bean: *eVen HIgHeR qUAlITy*
el oh el
At my school there was a play which was literally called pirates of the curry bean
"Pirates of the curry bean" I did a primary school play called that.
Edit: I'll explain further
Pirates Of The Curry Bean is a play that is just over 1 hour long: it is about pirates and sailors within the first 15 minutes, we find out that main pirate: Captain Redbeard (I think that's his name) likes the main characters (Jack and Liza)'s mother (Pearl), like as in like like. He decides to kidnap Pearl and to steal a map to an island called Lumbago. He forces her to partake in an adventure to the island to find treasure. Jack and Liza find out that their mother is missing and go off on a hunt to find her, resulting in them going on a trip with some sailors. In the end, the pirates and sailors get caught up in a storm when fighting. They wash up on Lumbago luckily and Liza, Jack and Pearl find each other along with finding out that the leader of Lumbago who was a short-term enemy (forgot what they called him) is secretly Stanley, Pearl's husband, who went missing years ago. It went something like this
Pearl: I've had enough of this **insert pun here**
_Pearl hits Stanley on the head with a fish_
Stanley: Who am I? Where am I? P-Pearl?!
Pearl: What? How do you know my name?
Stanley: PEARL! MY PRECIOUS PEARLY QUEEN! IT'S ME!
Pearl: Stanley? Stanley Periwinkle?! (people who remember doing the play better- is that their second name?)
Jack & Liza: DAD?!
And they lived happily ever after. I played minor pirates called Broadside and Bilboe. I don't remember many of my lines but I remember some. "Where's the safe?"
"Oh there's the safe!"
"Light the dynamite!"
"AHHH! YOU FOOL!"
"Plunder and Pillage!"
And that's all I can remember.
It was called curry bean because the pirates loved curry and beans.
-I hated that play-
Cherry Blossom 桜の花 mad, I was Lofty the Look-out man
@@spazzi5716 I was Broadside and Bilbo, my class was short (there is not a height limit for sailing xD) so I had to play two.
I WANT TO KNOW MOREEE !!!
MEE TOO
Oh god
4:00: "cement head" new insult of the year.
People when they’re first: FIRST!
Everyone else: Ugh, here we go again.
JedimasterBB6 people when they’re not first: First!
First
First
They do this every year!
*first*
I used to think it was:
Lightsaber --> Lightsaver
Windowsill --> Window-Still
boneappletea
Wait.. it’s windowsill?!
Me: be l i v e
When i was a 3 yro i spell train "tray in"
I thought it was lightsaber but I knew its window sill
No-one:
Literally no-one:
Boomers: *Ham is fear*
Very funny and original joke XD.
Boring -_-
@@chrisriverata1917 i mean. Its not original. Or funny.
Chad E “gachaidiot” what is this?
@@underated5356 you'd belong on another very magical subreddit.
I used to think that the lyrics of Gangham style was
‘Whoop, Whoop Whoop, Dr Frankenstein’
Look, I was 5 years old ok?
That’s a new one
Me and my siblings thought it was “sanahe”
My entire life, until this Christmas, I thought the song went “Deck the halls with balls of holly fa-lalalalalalalala” not “Boughs of holly”........ in my defense balls DOES rhyme with halls 😂
lol me too
I thought it "deck the halls with bells of jolly falalalalalala"
No one:
Me from now on in geography class: *HaM iS FeAr*
The second Earthworm Jim game has a boss called "Flamin' Yawn." It's a steak that breathes fire.
im eating flaming' hot Cheetos
@@florxiianquit9183 k
@@overpricedhealthcare abcdefghijkelamenopeeqrstuvwxyz
4:59 well it is correct if we apply it in a student’s perspective so
No pen, no tests
No tests, no grades
No grades, no education
No education, no work
No work, no salary/gain
So the phrase “No Pen No Gain” can be applicable
Also an author,or a writer
Friendly reminder that we haven't had an r/engrish video in almost a year
Thanos well it’s only been 6 days give the poor man a chance
Friend lee*
It was last decade we had one!
Holy shit that's a whole
It's not that bad, because I don't know English well.
"Oh your dog has *arthur write this* ? thats so sad :("
i hope arthur could write that down
He’s making a dish
Chicken and rice
Adding ingredients to make it taste nice
Gordon Ramsey’s comin’, to cook.
this should be the new song
And yell that the chicken is
*RAAAAAAWWWW*
I remember having a hard time spelling “dorito”
“do you like dureitohs??”
OH GOD DELETE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
Nathan Barley NEVER
Is this profile a Jojo reference
Soyapi Heroapi what
Theses people are actually avoiding the draft by being illiterate
"It's a la carte, you cement head"
my new favorite insult
I nearly hurt myself laughing at the One Ted merely for the timing. I'd just caught the tail end of an episode of Magnum PI where Ted Danson was the bad guy. He was running from Magnum on a boat dock and ended up being run down by a reversing boat... gonna need another boat driver, Ted!
I recently found one that was talking about some people named "Sam and Ella" and it took me a whole year to realize they were talking about Salmonella.
The dyslexic person probably got it messed up because of that fact
Dyslexics are teople poo
@@hioman Aure sre
@@ikhan811 Um, where else was I supposed to read it, in my belly button? (in case they change their username to spite me or just bc they want to, their user at the time I replied to them is "You read this in you mind, right?")
@@bluebean8543 Chill it's just a name. You're being dramatic.
@@ikhan811 it was a joke. I was joking.
2:22 no don’t tell 2019 to go away 2020 is 100 times worse!
Teacher: u faild your english testt
Me: imm guud amy way
When gio gets more views in 10 seconds then you can get in 3 months
Stonks
@V Warther ugh, cheap steak is a pet pee of mine
He's makin a list and chicken and rice
Its ER Elephant
That's not how Stonks works-
Stonks is when you invest in a meme at it's starting point when you think it'll become bigger. For example, Me and the boys isn't a good meme to invest in because it's nearly dead. WW3 memes would bring you higer stonks in the stonk market.
TatterCat ok
"i will suck seed"
"dont you mean succeed?"
"no"
*proceeds to suck on many seeds in the grocery store"
There's actually a play called "Pirates of the Curry Bean", look it up
Oh god
No plz
oh hey papyrus, how's sans?
Your like Button is blue now, that's my attacc!
Can i have spaghetti 🍝
“He is making a list chicken and rice” either that child is hungry or that child is Gir from invader zim enter the florpus
Gonna find out who is stealing his rice... HE IS COMING IN YOJR ROOM...
Y e s
“Ham is fear” Do you mean: Lord of The Flies?
Just the voice and the person spelling mayonnaise at 4:48 just made me wheeze, oh god. XD
Who else is a true fan of Giofilms?
Not gifting subscribers lol
aw
*pronounces allah incorrectly*
Me, a Muslim: somethings going wrong here
@أنا خلفك why allah carte sounds simmilar to a la carte ?
@@andrewchurch452 I do not know how to agree with you, but I respect that
@Hasif Jauhar it's just, a feeling, like something's about to happen
When you get here so quick the notification pops up when you’re watching the video
4:22
*THE WII’S FORESKIN*
? ilikepie69
“Goodbye 2019 hope I never see you again”
Me: “2019? Is that you? Pls let me come back 🥺
Gio: What the heck is a lock nest monster?
Loch Ness Monster: Am I a joke to you?
Oi mate, what are you doing here?
H u h
@@GameyGaming hi
If this is a joke please woooosh me but he said "locked ness monster"
@@cosmiccomet5257 ok
Nobody:
Not A Single Soul:
Thumbnnail: *glue tin flea?*
3:19 up until the age of 9 I thought tug-of-war was Tuga-4
3:14
Gio:r/-
Ad: *NOWADAYS-*
“Goodbye, 2019. Never come back.”
2020: Hello!
“Wait, no-“
I freaking love your laugh
"What's the girls name?"
"Cadence"
yo, you can't be leaking my rl name on the internet.
oh wait i just did....
i called cheese curds: cheese *turds* and never realized what turds meant
I will never unsee
“Pirates of the curry bean” 😂
back in like elementary school i actually did a play called the pirates of the curry bean it was not fun
Heard of lumbago
Lol
im kinda boi yep we did that
0:36 "señor discounts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a kid, when I was watching Dora, I thought she said "senior" when she was really saying "señor", and that's how I spelt it throughout my childhood…
4:00 "cement head"
r/rareinsults
1:17 my old primary school literally just did a school production called the pirates of the curry bean 🤣
When it is December 31st 2019 and people say see you next decade:
*Insert laugh here*
"How did you not know, it's a FORK CLIFT, not a FORK CLIFF." -Gio, 2020
"I hate fighting sand"
"you mean sans?"
"No sand"
"ohh ness"
"No I mean sand from undertale"
"thats sans lol"
I don't like sand, it's course and rough, and it gets everywhere
@@hioman r/woosh
@@azrael7613 I can't tell if you're joking or not. If you aren't, it's a line from the star wars prequels
@@hioman it's a subreddit used when someone doesn't understand a joke
@@azrael7613 I know, but you could have saw me joke and jokingly said I missed the joke
LOL once my dad told Siri to remind him about an awards ceremony at my school Siri said “OK I’ll remind you about the awards Sara Moni.”
Best part is I looked up Sara Moni, and all the results I got were for the same person. She’s a cosplayer.
Also once Siri thought my sister’s name was Carl. 😂
"r/Bone Apple tea is basically the consequences of using autocorrect"
PewDiePie: that's a *fact*
'Pirates of the curry bean' was a play our school did one year. XD That brought back a lot of cringy memories lol :D
After watching this, I found this one post that probably deserves to be on an r/boneappletea post
The caption for it was
*Love is disappear*
But they meant despair
i thought “lightsaber” was “lifesaver” for the LONGEST time as a little kid 😂
Same
Same
When gio finishes a r/boneappletea video
Nooooo my sen pie
Huw Page ik yhis is like a joke or whatever but senpai*
@@mikewasowski6964 R/Woooosh
@@-.bella.- r/woooosh
@@westhakan5824 oh he or she got no u back
"so goodbye 2019, please never come back"
a very regretful statement.
0:58: Oh wow, I've been pronouncing "ottoman" wrong my whole life! It's "OT-tuh-munn", not "ot-TOE-munn"!
Also congratulations on 1.11M subscribers! I’ve been a fan since 1.09M subscribers!
6:19 No I think this guy is a kills cereal...
2019: 2019, please never come back
2020: 2019, please come back
*when video is uploaded*
Viewers: yEs! I aM fIrSt!!
Random Guy! Fart
"Phil-ate-my-arm"
that had me dead XDDDDDDDD Thats the funniest thing yet in this series LM*AO!
Im just gonna leave this here:" kris mast ree" yeah my friend sent me that.
Well I hope Kris is alright then
@@chandlernewman7296 no, he ripped his heart out (Deltarune reference)
Well if Kris reed like a Karen, then a mast was appropriate!
5:31 He's not alone, I also thought for a while it was spelled "flaming yawn."
I’ve always said “tuggle war” and now I’m sad
"if worse comes to serve"
My husband says this and I don't know how many times I've told him it's "if worse comes to worst" XD
“If push comes to shove”
The “ball balls” was funny because in my language if you say that it means pubic hair
Haha bulbol
I mean at least the ‘this leg sick’ one is self aware. As a dyslexic person myself I definitely find that one the funniest!
Person in 2019: "Never come back 2019!"
Person in 2020: "Wait, no! I didn't mean it!"
Edit
Just realised that someone already thought of this. Im not special 😑
“The silly cone thing that goes on a Wii remote broke”
IM DYING
he pronounced "cadence" like "caddence" and i dont like that
You will have to get used to him mispronouncing words if you want to continue watching him. He does it a lot and it won't be stopping anytime soon.
1.11 mil! we’re proud of you gio
We has a play in school called “the pirates of the curry bean”
Did you spell it has on purpose in stead of had or is that an actual mistake?
@@sirWalter324r/ihadastroke
@@thezootycooner lol
Pirates of the curry bean.. killed me lol
0:53
What it says: I got this cute little auto man from my fam jam
So do you say auto man it’s an ottoman not auto
English captions : I gOt ThiS CUte LItTlE OldER mAn FroM My FaM JaM
sO Do YoU SaY AUtO mAn iT’S An AuTo MAn nOt ORdeR
Just heard about the bush fires in Australia I'll be praying for you Gio.
When I can’t spell a word, I’ll just use the voice button
what if it misheard you
Voice chat spells filet mignon file minion
Fillet minion
@@klayzo3290 flame minion
Legend tells that a long, long time ago, our very first, ancestors commented on Gio films video he replied, legend says that every few somethings he responds
Thought I was early but looks like I am late.
Giofilms always makes me smile.
2:53: "hen a see"? Wot "lick her" wud dat be?
LMAO THE CHICKEN AND RICE THING IS A SEINFELD REFERENCE
Legend has it, no matter how early or late you are, he will NEVER pin you.
7:52 Okay, is NOBODY gonna talk about the fact that this is the Oneders all over again??
"Bro wet time the lick her stow clothes"
Bro what time does the liquor store close?
3 am.
@@fouryou2887 Thanks
My boneappletea was that I thought pay-per-view was "paper view" until I was 15..
LoneWolf67544 So did I! I don’t remember how old I was when I figured it out.
Ok, everyone using the "no one" meme format, weren't we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we.
No one:
Not a soul:
Not a single organism I _promise_ you:
Sarcastic Sister: "Ok, everyone using the "no one" meme format, weren't we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we."
No one:
Not even a soul:
Sarcastic Sister:
Ok, everyone using the “no one” meme format, weren’t we supposed to leave that in 2019? If not *please* can we.
I knew this would happen lol
@@jesskim8596 You changed your name, and now the two of us look insane.
" *You Cement Head* "
Insult of the year
HELP MY FRIENDS SISTER AND MY FRIENDS SISTERS FRIEND IS ATTACKING ME!!!! THIS IS A SERIOUS CRY FOR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
um
Say
“I shall call the sosig lord”
Ay you’re first tho
See the thing is, pirates of the currybean was actually a show my school put on as an end of year production.
"i have a pet pee" *laughs uncontrollably*