"You were supposed to come here with the flowers, and partial ownership of a deli and Harry was supposed to shove you into the volcano...." LOL. Effin dying RN 😂🤣
Johnny Brennan is a comic genius.. I'm sure I spelled his name wrong , but to my point ... He's absolutely one on the most hilarious people ever , same with Kamal. This stuff is still funny 25 years later
The Flower Lady Saga is possibly the best prank call I've ever heard. Part 2 is easily the best of it. There are so many classic lines and hearing this woman's rage and anger over the phone shows how well they messed with her. Super that speaks broken English, gay love triangle, the round-around, it never ends. Just perfect... "If you want to speak to Jack, you must speak to Mr. Scott. NNNOOOOOO!!!!"
He will always be the best. I’m not looking anyone up. Jerky boys for life. I’ve heard some other good ones but they are hit miss. The jerky boys aren’t hit miss. Each call is at least pretty decent. New album isn’t as good as the old days but look who up? I would have heard of this person if he was as big as Johnny Brennan.
I've had horrible depression for a week. This helped me emerge from it. Thanks Johnny Brennan, the way you guided this woman to insanity is hilarious. "Im his partner, Im his lover" She absolutely goes ballistic upon hearing this revelation.
I know and I wondering she ever found out she was part of a prank? She must’ve got shoved into the volcano! Lol! She had no idea she was on a crank call and was really mad! Lol! I love these unsuspecting pranks!
9:15 "According to Harry, you were gonna come in with a floral arrangement and partial ownership of a deli with your husband, and they were gonna shove you into the volcano."
I wonder if they did these cranks before knowing they were going to put them out? Meaning did they just make these cranks for fun and later say let’s put this out or did these knowing to put out for sale?
Yea they put a new album out but it’s just Johnny Brennan. Kamal left he had his own album “once a jerk always a jerk” 3 or 4 calls were golden Money back Freezer for sale I have them all on my channel I don’t have the flower lady saga but I’ve heard it many times lol
That voice belongs to one of my favorite Jerky Boys characters Jack Tors. Look it up he has some of the best calls. Especially the one where they call the sporting goods store because the tennis ball machine is firing oiled up hot potatoes and Peters ass is blue. The poor kid that answered that phone starts dying laughing. God I miss the Jerky Boys
I think across all 4 flower Lady calls my favourite bit has to be “You were gonna come in with the floral arrangement and partial ownership of a deli” It’s the nonsensical randomness of it that makes it utterly brilliant.
They hit people with so many cartoonish comments that they don’t have time to process em and it’s so great. I swear I pick up something new each time I listen and it’s funny people don’t react. It’s just overload but that’s the genius of em!!!
Hahaha….my favorite thing about this skit is how this woman unravels and gets more and more irate and furious with each call. I have a good mind to lick you down! 😂
The definition of Schmaltz :Schmaltz or schmalz is rendered chicken, goose, or pork fat used for frying or as a spread on bread, especially in German and Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine. LOL!
I been a huge fan of the jerky boys since 8 yrs old I'm 44 now and I never heard this. Is this like a rare very rare new release by Johnny? I Remember the first flower lady. Most angry victim for sure ha
The way jack get's so angry he has a good mind to lick her down and then comes back on the call a bit later like that first conversation never happened, and she doesn't even clock it.
"You were supposed to come here with the flowers, and partial ownership of a deli and Harry was supposed to shove you into the volcano...." LOL. Effin dying RN 😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
“I have a good mind to just lick you down.”
“Oh, you’re threatening me now!”
Lmao so great
Never heard of that term . Haha!
That's why she stayed on the phone. LOL Mr. Getzoff, ummm hello, LOL
"You don't buy a bottle of schmaltz."
Words to live by.
Especially when Harry makes the best schmaltz, perhaps I've ever had.
Is that are double meaning?
Johnny Brennan is a comic genius.. I'm sure I spelled his name wrong , but to my point ... He's absolutely one on the most hilarious people ever , same with Kamal.
This stuff is still funny 25 years later
comedic** genius....
"what is she doing, she is cursing me, yelling me" LOL !!
The genius and creativity of this entire sequence is unheard of…
“I have a good mind to just lick you down.”
The Flower Lady Saga is possibly the best prank call I've ever heard. Part 2 is easily the best of it. There are so many classic lines and hearing this woman's rage and anger over the phone shows how well they messed with her. Super that speaks broken English, gay love triangle, the round-around, it never ends. Just perfect...
"If you want to speak to Jack, you must speak to Mr. Scott. NNNOOOOOO!!!!"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@@greglopez8206 it the American people's and Bitch'n Trucks in action, live news recording the pulse of America.
@@tommyboyraider3555 lol. Do you have a link?
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So this is on the part 2 tape and cd?
I love New Yorkers. They sound so adorable when they’re pissed off
Yeah and they don’t hold anything back! Lol!
I looked it up, and you most certainly can buy a bottle of schmaltz.
As I've said before, Johnny Brennan is the greatest troll of all time.
He is the prank call GOAT
Look up Jim Florentine
He's a pile of crap.
He will always be the best. I’m not looking anyone up. Jerky boys for life. I’ve heard some other good ones but they are hit miss. The jerky boys aren’t hit miss. Each call is at least pretty decent. New album isn’t as good as the old days but look who up? I would have heard of this person if he was as big as Johnny Brennan.
@@smokesmoke1576 you're hearing about the other person, literally hearing about him here
If you want to speak to Harry, you must first speak to his son Scott! LMFAO. Best line ever!
He cut a hole on the floor to build a volcano 😂😂😂😂
"Are you fiddling with me??" LOL
No One's Fiddling here!
I've had horrible depression for a week. This helped me emerge from it. Thanks Johnny Brennan, the way you guided this woman to insanity is hilarious.
"Im his partner, Im his lover"
She absolutely goes ballistic upon hearing this revelation.
I would give equal props to Kamal, he knows what iconoclast means.
Partner means lover.
“YOU’RE SILLY!!” “AND I’M VERY ANGRY!!” 🤣
Imagine hearing that voice every morning, everyday
"Mister Getsoff", I love when she screams "I don't have time for this" after staying on the phone for 15 minutes....
I know and I wondering she ever found out she was part of a prank? She must’ve got shoved into the volcano! Lol!
She had no idea she was on a crank call and was really mad! Lol! I love these unsuspecting pranks!
@anorakthing8968
It isn't Getsoff, dumbass. Johnny Brennan says it's a Real person, idiot.
“Your early and that’s not very nice”
"I have a good mind to slap you across your face!" 🤣🤣🤣
And lick you down!
Harry got drunk last night and fell behind the bed! Is that what you want, our heart and soul?!
Hahahaha just a little heart and soul?!?
Evan Abbott ..and don't u make me beg for more!
This is one of the funniest lines in this series of calls
@saintofconsequence
Johnny never said "our", yu fruitloop!
The greatest Jerky Boys skit ever! All 3 parts are pure comic genius.
Harry makes perhaps the best schmaltz I've ever had!
"Ma'am, he loves schmaltz is there something wrong with that??"
"Nobody's trying to be funny ma'am"
"Harry makes perhaps the best schmaltz I've ever had."
I actually looked up Schmaltz to see what it was.
Ha.
9:15
"According to Harry, you were gonna come in with a floral arrangement and partial ownership of a deli with your husband, and they were gonna shove you into the volcano."
🤣
‘Yes gah ahead’
Wtf lmfao volcano? He says it so casually?
The Star Deli
" You Want to Speak to Jack ?? But in order to Speak to Jack You Must Speak to Mr Scott " GENIUS HYSTERICAL I LOVE IT
I wonder if they did these cranks before knowing they were going to put them out? Meaning did they just make these cranks for fun and later say let’s put this out or did these knowing to put out for sale?
“In a roundabout way”.. 😂😂😂
10 years later& it’s still makes me laugh so hard my stomach & sides hurt 😂😂😂😂
“I have the good mind to just lick you down!” “ he went out to get some balms, salves, and ligaments” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Wtf so hilarious …his choice in words, who says “balms, salves and ligaments?” 🤣
@@fmbighair Especially since the word he wanted was "unguents", a ligament is connective tissue connecting bones, lol.
Mr Getzoff. Hahahahaha! She keeps saying it.
"He fell asleep drunk and fell behind the bed - is that what you want??"............LOL!!!!!
So much joy. So many little moments
This broad is MARRIED?!?! Oh, that poor guy!
I love the Jerky Boys. They should accomplish another prank call complications in the near future.
Your wish came true 8 years later
Yea they put a new album out but it’s just Johnny Brennan. Kamal left he had his own album “once a jerk always a jerk” 3 or 4 calls were golden
Money back
Freezer for sale
I have them all on my channel I don’t have the flower lady saga but I’ve heard it many times lol
Hands down, the greatest Jerky Boys skit, and in my opinion, the greatest prank call in history.
I can't stop listening to this.
I LOVE the gay "Yes?" phone answer voice.
That voice belongs to one of my favorite Jerky Boys characters Jack Tors. Look it up he has some of the best calls. Especially the one where they call the sporting goods store because the tennis ball machine is firing oiled up hot potatoes and Peters ass is blue. The poor kid that answered that phone starts dying laughing. God I miss the Jerky Boys
@@pditties You can type long drawn out comments but first you must speak to Scott
“in a round about way..” LOL!!!
After hearing the jerkey boys all other prank call attempts are massive fails.
johnny brennan is a true genius
Or big time copy cats. The best prank calls of all time is the Tube Bar calls.
Cactus
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard!!!
I'm dying over here!!
What ever yu say Der! Yu Fruit Loop!!!!!!
"what er, what is she talking about, she is cursing me, yelling me " GOLD !
I think across all 4 flower Lady calls my favourite bit has to be “You were gonna come in with the floral arrangement and partial ownership of a deli”
It’s the nonsensical randomness of it that makes it utterly brilliant.
Most definitely amazing to come up with this so quick
Exactly???? A deli, volcano and partial ownership????
When you come in with the flowers, Harry is supposed to shove you into the volcano. HAHAHA
I fiddled around and fell...IN LOVE!
They hit people with so many cartoonish comments that they don’t have time to process em and it’s so great. I swear I pick up something new each time I listen and it’s funny people don’t react. It’s just overload but that’s the genius of em!!!
"The volcano exploded and destroyed a piece of my ass"
Jack is always at home ,and playing wit' da phones
This is the best one they had this chick going crazy lol
"You fiddled!" Lmao
"You're yelling at me like I'm a slant!"
Your Shunning me and Kicking me like a dog!
I love at the end his attempt at damage control 10:27 “sorry for the confusion!” Lol
I originally heard this on XM radio Raw Dog, and I almost drove off the road I was laughing so hard!!
Hahaha….my favorite thing about this skit is how this woman unravels and gets more and more irate and furious with each call.
I have a good mind to lick you down! 😂
"Harry fell a sleep last night drunk & he fell behind the bed, do you want any more, is this what you want..our heart & soul"
"And partial ownership of a deli..."
Lmao! The flower lady is the bomb! She’s a real NYC girl!
"Harrys going to shove you in the volcano"
Im in bulk. Hilarious !!
“Partial ownership in a deli”
“Just the yelling. I’ve never heard anything like it. I’ve got a good mind to just lick you down.”
If you want to play this TH-cam clip, you must first speak to Mr. Scott.
“Put Mr Getsoff on the phone this is not funny”😂
The ‘War and Peace’ of prank calls.
You can have top comment, but first you must speak to Scott
😂
This is, without a doubt, the single greatest incidence of trolling in the whole of human history.
This is one of the best ones ever. This woman probably had an anyrism.
Harry makes, perhaps, the best schmoltz I've ever had.
This is so funny!! I can not breathe!
Jack: There's something that I don't know here, but it's a surprise to me.😂😂😂
Partial ownership of a deli. This man is a genious.
Do you want to speak to Jack? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😹🙉🙉🙉
Pure comedy gold
In order to speak with Jack, you must speak with Mr. Scott. 😂
She's curing me. Yelling me.
I am yelling YOU
The definition of Schmaltz :Schmaltz or schmalz is rendered chicken, goose, or pork fat used for frying or as a spread on bread, especially in German and Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine. LOL!
I doubt it would be pork fat.
Mr. Gets off. Lol!
Gonna shove you into the volcano! Lol!
I’m surprise she didn’t hang up and went on and on forever.
Never heard this one and which jerky Boy’s was this on?
Wonder if the florist ever found out she was part of a Franck call? But how come she was the one who call and how did she know their number? Hmm?!
it seems like there's a part of this whole flower lady bit that we didn't hear....between 1 & 2
yea she said she spoke with the fiance but she never went through son Scott
"he said u wanted him to put a volcano in the center of the room and you all were gonna make sacrificial offerings" ctfu
😀😂 I'm his partner, I'm his lover 😂😀
These guys are just professionals at fucking with people
This series is the magnum opus of the Jerky Boys
The fixing the roof skit is my all time favorite 🤩 😂😂
This is their Sgt Peppers
Oh Christ, I've almost wet my jocks listening to that. Off the humour Richter scale. Genius.
Perhaps the best schmaltz I ever had.
pure genius
Our heart and soul '
You must speak to mr Scott!! LOL!
That's one of my favorite lines.
She's cursing me. Yelling me.
Lol my favorite part
The world's very first KAREN.
You don't BUY a bottle of schmaltz!
“And you’re early and that’s not very nice. You’re early and that’s very presumptuous on your part.”
I been a huge fan of the jerky boys since 8 yrs old I'm 44 now and I never heard this. Is this like a rare very rare new release by Johnny? I Remember the first flower lady. Most angry victim for sure ha
The man who doesn't speak English. Who's speaking English. Hahaha karbash is great!
I AM CRYING HERE..lmaoo TEARS.I Love the jews of NY..
rajnbull ◑͜͡◐ I Don’t they’re pushy loud and annoying
The way jack get's so angry he has a good mind to lick her down and then comes back on the call a bit later like that first conversation never happened, and she doesn't even clock it.
Genius. All their stuff
Harry makes his own Schmaltz.
Omg this lady is RELENTLESS! And, "Harry makes perhaps the best Schmaltz I've ever Had!"🙂
If you want to speak to Jack, you must speak to Mr. Scaught
Frickin beautiful
...and partial ownership of a deli, the 2nd Avenue Deli. Hahahaha
I'll call back at 2 o'clock! What time is it? It's about 2 clock. Lol
Great stuff. O.g pranksters. Love it.
HOW DOES SHE NOT GET IT!!! GETS OFFF!!!!