A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "Why the long face". The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, proceeds to shit on the floor
I have a friend who likes telling anti jokes, and whenever he did a bit, like, perform a small chunk of his material, he always started with “I’m part Jewish, part German, and things only go downhill from here.” And honestly... I have no fucking idea on how to feel about that.
i think i immediately died after finn said "an irish man walks out of a bar" then has total silence for a minute
Xx_Kitty_ Kat_Gamer_xX even funnier because i'm like, EXTREMELY irish, so it made me laugh way harder than it should have
nice pfp
Finn is literally a tiny Dan
Kid's got great comedic timing. I guess I really do need to catch up on Guest Grumps. The last one I saw was when Arin sharted himself.
Not sure whether it's too late to recommend stuff, but there are a few series that are real great ones to put on for a good laugh that are recent ^^
When was that?
"Your grandma still still sliding down banisters?"
"We wound barbed wire around them."
"That stop her?"
"Nope but it sure slows her down."
Why was six afraid of seven?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Flapjack gotem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But roses come in a variety of colors and violets are purple, hence their name
😀
A horse walked into a bar.
The bartender said "Why the long face". The horse, not being able to comprehend human language, proceeds to shit on the floor
heard this at christian camp:
how do you get 1000 cats into a bathtub? *a blender*
how do you get them out? *tortilla chips*
Bella Heistad-Johnson r/cursedcomments
0:20
Finn: *"okay, big brain time"*
my favorite was "roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van" i fucking cried XD
I'm still waiting for Grumpventure Time with Finn and Jacob.
An agnostic dislexic insomniac stays up all night wondering if there is a dog
This. This is good.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer.
What do you call a paralyzed deer with no eyes?
Still no-eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?
Still no fucking eye-deer.
3:22 is the main reason I came here lol
What do you call a black guy that flys a plane?
A pilot.
Jackal VonStone You have to say it in a matter-of-fact tone. “Uhh, a *pilot* .
Why did we not eat sushi
Something was fishy about it
the car joke absolutely Annihilated me lmao
The joke about the fish with no i was in Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which Finn was in. It’s all connected!
One of the Best antijoke moments
I have a friend who likes telling anti jokes, and whenever he did a bit, like, perform a small chunk of his material, he always started with “I’m part Jewish, part German, and things only go downhill from here.” And honestly... I have no fucking idea on how to feel about that.
as someone who’s part jewish part polish i think that’s absolutely hilarious
Finn: can I tell some anti-jokes?
Arin: go for it
Finn: …
Perfection
I thought the punchline to
“What did the homeless guy get for christmas?”
was
“cancer”
What do you call a no ewed fish
Now this is a joke with many layers
A fish
An Irish man walks out of a bar…
*Sudden burst of laughter*
For some reason this video has nuked my recommendation with weird kids videos, so thanks for that I guess.
"Get in the car" killed me
what did my dad say before he kicked the bucket?
hey wanna see how far i can kick this bucket?
Finn has the same joke cadence as ross an i'm here for it
A fish with no ewes?
“That’s why I didn’t say it, but you’re Jewish so it’s cool”
“Yeah! I got your back bro!”
10/10
Too good. TOO GOOD.
What's sad about four black people in a car going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
I miss them every day.
I love anti jokes now
This video is absolute comedy gold.
Idk why the Batman joke did it for me
Have you seen Stevie wonder’s new house?
Yeah neither has he
You know when you see a joke for the first time and INSTANTLY know the punchline?
It's still so good tho
So this is where the Ghostbuster Afterlife jokes come from.
Danny is old enough to be Finn's dad
I hate that Finn is 3/4 my age, and is more popular than I am.
An Irishman walks out of a bar
So a deaf guy wanted to say something......
I have a question...can February March?
*He perdido el juego*
All right make your own anti jokes in this comment under this comment responding to this and I will read every single one of them