MSSP - Matt vs Debt Collector

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  • @hectorabreu2502
    @hectorabreu2502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    Matt saying “good I’m glad it’s growing” to his debt is hilarious

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      *ITS NOT AN INVESTMENT*

    • @modestgrower2017
      @modestgrower2017 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@Derek_Keenan the jelly bean stock plummeted!

    • @eastsidekoolaid
      @eastsidekoolaid ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I fucking died

    • @AJValentine-uc3pi
      @AJValentine-uc3pi ปีที่แล้ว +85

      "Nice, 9000. Let's see what we get in the third quarter."

    • @alexcoyg3281
      @alexcoyg3281 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Best answer ever😂😂😂

  • @theflanman1986
    @theflanman1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    “I live in the woods bro, come get me.” I love Matt he is such a naturally funny person.

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Very Celtic response

    • @Lg70557
      @Lg70557 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TheB00tyWarrior

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +253

    Pretending your debt is an investment and being happy that it’s growing is awesome

    • @tylomvne
      @tylomvne 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂 for real

  • @patrickreilly5640
    @patrickreilly5640 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    “white trash meta knowledge” is such a hilarious phrase

  • @peterfedyk6329
    @peterfedyk6329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    there’s a lot of comedians that are funny because they can string words together in a wild order, but Matt’s funny because he actually does that shit for real lol

    • @susugam3004
      @susugam3004 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's funny because he has zero awareness of how pathetic he sounds and how little personal responsibility he has :D

    • @BrianKellyisGay
      @BrianKellyisGay ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@susugam3004gay

    • @bigtoke9456
      @bigtoke9456 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susugam3004 negro please

    • @AmmoGus1
      @AmmoGus1 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      ​@@susugam3004passive aggressive smiley face at the end marks you out as a punk

    • @Sh0rtsYT
      @Sh0rtsYT ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susugam3004yet he’s banking like minimum 100k a month so who’s the real idiot here you or him?

  • @jaliscogrill8519
    @jaliscogrill8519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2114

    Matt is one of the funniest people alive

    • @TomMyersComedy
      @TomMyersComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His brain is an anomaly

    • @AAlejandro15
      @AAlejandro15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@TomMyersComedy that's cause he psychically messes with the mri machine, the mana energy from the shaman cannot be contained

    • @robertdale8758
      @robertdale8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You must be a sad person to think that dude sucks

    • @robertdale8758
      @robertdale8758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt is a waste of space and ruined Shane's life

    • @TomMyersComedy
      @TomMyersComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robertdale8758 whatever hater

  • @Ifraneljadida
    @Ifraneljadida 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    Hahahaha just straight doing psyops on credit card collectors on his own private time this is insanity

    • @jasonnicholl1332
      @jasonnicholl1332 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that u uncle Joe?

    • @zerotwoeleven_
      @zerotwoeleven_ ปีที่แล้ว +55

      and not even telling anyone ab it while doing it. unreal

    • @scumbaggo
      @scumbaggo ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, this isnt normal behavior? Must be a Pennsyltucky thing lmfao.

    • @TheCollapse410
      @TheCollapse410 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I do it for real. So Baltimore. Not far from pa. ​@@scumbaggo

    • @ShowMeDemBoobies
      @ShowMeDemBoobies 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@scumbaag what about this comment led you to think it's normal behavior? The original comment implies literally the exact opposite. Short bus rider back in the day huh?

  • @ThatGuy-oc4mv
    @ThatGuy-oc4mv ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Matt telling Shane to ignore the IRS may be the funniest shit ever

    • @AstroJenkins
      @AstroJenkins 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      As a born scofflaw with $3k in unpaid parking tickets on my motorcycle in SF with like 100 missed debt collector calls a month, the IRS are the LAST people you wanna ignore. Everybody else can fuck off though.

    • @jonnyd9351
      @jonnyd9351 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AstroJenkinsFr. I owe paypal $9k and 4 years later no collections or anything.

    • @desertoutlaw3317
      @desertoutlaw3317 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AstroJenkinsirs will ruin your life straight up

    • @KaylaMelenka
      @KaylaMelenka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@desertoutlaw3317 Right?! Debt collectors can eat a dick, you guys fucked up buying my debt lol. But IRS and CRA (if Canadian)?? Nah I do not fuck with that

    • @tylerb1483
      @tylerb1483 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AstroJenkinswhat is a scofflaw

  • @benDOVER_1988
    @benDOVER_1988 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    “You gotta strike first because they do hit hard.”
    -Matt McCusker

  • @z71chev34
    @z71chev34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Matt needs to get in the same room as Tim Dillon and talk about this.

    • @Hugelybased
      @Hugelybased 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Real debt meets fake business.

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Add sam Hyde to that scenario

    • @LVL60Beltran
      @LVL60Beltran ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@Hugelybased lmfao imagine Tim calling Matt as a fake debt collector

    • @masonholtsford7562
      @masonholtsford7562 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hugelybased 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakotalenzi7630
      @dakotalenzi7630 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sit em both down with Saint Rogie and Theo and talk that biness mane

  • @rollinwifdabigboys13
    @rollinwifdabigboys13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    “I thought I was coming home to a lucrative real estate deal but the guys I was working with were committing deed fraud.”

    • @TheTokyoPartners
      @TheTokyoPartners 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it happens to the best of us 😂

    • @PurpleHazeVanNederlands
      @PurpleHazeVanNederlands 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      As soon as I saw his cute black wife I KNEW he was funny af

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    4:24 "It's not an investment! It's not an investment!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AlO.919
      @AlO.919 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That part had me rollin 😂

  • @Hugh_Mongus_Chode
    @Hugh_Mongus_Chode ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “Hello, this is the IRS”
    “Double it and give it to the next person”

    • @ctrain149
      @ctrain149 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Holy shit I’m crying

  • @valdezmodesto
    @valdezmodesto ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Im new to this show, the Matt lore is crazier than I could ever imagine.

    • @barstow_
      @barstow_ ปีที่แล้ว +43

      How good is our god

    • @TheHeroChoncho
      @TheHeroChoncho ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Matts stories of him just living life with no eyes on him are the funniest things to me.
      This and him talking about shoplifting from self check out gets me everytime

    • @zzzzz45zzzzz79
      @zzzzz45zzzzz79 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It goes deep. Welcome to the new world

    • @bluematter01
      @bluematter01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheHeroChonchodude the shoplifting at self checkout kills me every time

    • @Bumbaclartios
      @Bumbaclartios ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The best is when he brings up something insane, like how he used to hang out in basically a blacks only bar, do/sell percosets and lean, sleep in a trap house and get tucked in at night by a pill head who brought her toddler with her to the trap house, and shane will be like “how have you never told me this before” lmfao

  • @kaydenstegman4439
    @kaydenstegman4439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    you got to strike first cuz they hit hard. dude this shit had me dying

    • @monadamus42
      @monadamus42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @benjaminkell3726
      @benjaminkell3726 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @caseyschoenleber1760
      @caseyschoenleber1760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hahahaha that shit killed me matt is the fuckin best

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      5:33 "They do it to you! Oh you can't pay your bills? You can't handle your money?"
      "I live in the woods, bro. Come get me"

  • @kobold1538
    @kobold1538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    They legit call you up and insult you like Matt was saying.

    • @streetscope
      @streetscope 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That is fucking hilarious

  • @StaindHand
    @StaindHand ปีที่แล้ว +216

    As a former debt negotiator, I can tell you that you had all of the leverage to negate the debt the moment they started contacting anyone other than the debtor for the purposes of collection

    • @HIGH_noon
      @HIGH_noon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      hahahahaha so true and im not even a former debt person... well ive had debt before but not the job side lmao. i would always hit them with the classic "you're what the 5th or 6th "company" trying to get this shit from "him/me/etc" and you really think they/me/im is gonna pay it NOW?! hahahahahahahahaha" and then just do more dumb shit like play music or goof on them until they hung up... one time me and my buddy did a filibuster type shit where we just googled debt tax code after we found out the state they were trying to collect from and read these "laws" but made up shit in his favor and just added in like then the person calling trying to collect the debt must suck off the debtor for a minimum of 5 mins if the debt is paid during a fortnight.
      lmao they would get soooooo pissed and we would just be like bro it says right here from 1882 on so and sos birthday they made the law in effect for 1000 years lmaooooooooo

    • @aspergerio
      @aspergerio 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's awesome dude haha

    • @Coryalan2
      @Coryalan2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@JohnJohnson67851 only if they cosigned. Morena Baccarin

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@HIGH_noonabsolutely hilarious

    • @jonnyd9351
      @jonnyd9351 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yo can you tell me: How do you convince the debt collector to take the debt off your credit report instead of them just putting that it is paid.

  • @thedragonbroke
    @thedragonbroke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    These old clips make me love Matt so much more. He's mellowed with age and family

    • @Sh0rtsYT
      @Sh0rtsYT ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where can we watch old old clips

    • @mwal223
      @mwal223 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@Sh0rtsYTright here dawg

  • @Shrubchucker
    @Shrubchucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Matt's for real. I lost my job, 40k truck I had to turn in. 10k in credit card debt. As soon as the 7 year mark hit, bought a house with a 750 credit score

    • @Shrubchucker
      @Shrubchucker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      DONT RESPOND IF YOURE COMMITED TO THE DISTANCE

    • @mr.bidnessman2469
      @mr.bidnessman2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That’s The Sammy School of Debt Avoidance by Samuel Hyde.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.bidnessman2469 CredMaxing

    • @jonnygranville281
      @jonnygranville281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @jackb8598
      @jackb8598 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real?

  • @Fikroc
    @Fikroc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "its not an investment" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dexroid
    @Dexroid ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Shane just saying over and over, "Dude, WHAT are you doing?!" These guys are gold.

  • @maxshumaker6002
    @maxshumaker6002 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Double it and pass it to the next person 😂😂😂

  • @are_birds_real
    @are_birds_real 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "Rawsteen and Burglar" 😂

  • @PuffSteet
    @PuffSteet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:55 “I live in the woods, come get me “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @marcusnelson7026
    @marcusnelson7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I owed Movie Gallery $50ish for late fees when they closed down. Got whoever was calling about it to leave me alone by telling them "sounds like you got robbed" and then laughing.

  • @toddkonrad2407
    @toddkonrad2407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Dawg’s running guerrilla ops against creditors like Wolverines vs the Russians and Cubans.

  • @jackb8598
    @jackb8598 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Thanks to financial guru Matt McCusker, I have decided to personally abandon my $7,000 in credit card debt. I am 26, and the housing market ain’t coming back for a while anyways. Best decision of my life! Shoutout to those card companies for the free purchases!

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I hope you maxxed it before doing that because the amount doesn't really matter. Remember not to acknowledge the debt in any form and look up rules in your state to see what they can and can't do, and how fast it will come off your credit report. Godspeed, and thank you for being a hero, taking it back from these scummy predatory lenders

    • @ryangosling135
      @ryangosling135 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Based af. Have done the same. In the UK though so probably going to get absolutely cucked by the government at some point. YOLO.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How's that going bud? Id imagine it would be easier over the next 7 years to pay it off and have decent credit. I always hear about people having issues because bad credit idk. My advice would be to Hussle and work two jobs and live cheap for like 6 months to pay it off

    • @ryangosling135
      @ryangosling135 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kakimotoK20 going fine bro I incorporated the Sam Hyde method of 'awhh geez dood' now I pay like 60 bucks a month to service an obscene amount of debt. Already paid off two loans in full cos they phoned me and offered to settle for £200 lol.

    • @kakimotoK20
      @kakimotoK20 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ryangosling135 oh ya that's a much better way, settling. I did that once with a ridiculous hospital bill. Just told them to get fkd for like 2 years then they told me I could pay 25% and call it good. Glad you got it, taking care of it seems like the play

  • @unclecraigscasita
    @unclecraigscasita ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Matt leaving 3 minute Backstreet Boys voicemails is probably the funniest thing ever

  • @bernardsouza814
    @bernardsouza814 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    NEVER PAY BROTHERS. UNITED IN DEBT WE CANNOT FALL. BORROW MORE.

  • @Robespierres_Ghost
    @Robespierres_Ghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My dog was growling at me cus he thought something was wrong.

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Play dumb and make sure you say "extreme hardship" - suddenly the calls stop.

    • @neurohack9038
      @neurohack9038 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why does the “extreme hardship” work?

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@neurohack9038ah jeeez the pills dude my back man i can maybe pay you… 2 bucks a month??

    • @hahajones
      @hahajones 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@neurohack9038IT DEFINITELY DOES NOT! None of this shit really works. Some collectors will negotiate a lower price under the circumstances, but there is no magic number you can outwait or phrase you can say…

  • @josephpossanza5022
    @josephpossanza5022 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I had a credit card that I ran up about 5-6 years ago that I haven't paid off yet. They first sent me a letter stating I could pay it off with X amount of money which was less than what I actually owe. I never responded and kept getting letters every three months with each letter becoming less and less they wanted from me. My plan is to get to a point where they just completely stop sending me letters and leave me alone. I owe 2 grand and the last letter they sent they were willing to take 379$... I'm almost there boys I'm almost there.

    • @HighMarshalBiggusDickus
      @HighMarshalBiggusDickus ปีที่แล้ว

      So what i’m hearing is, there is a chance for me😂😂

    • @Mungojerry310
      @Mungojerry310 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep trucking brother !

    • @nobodyxxxxxxxx
      @nobodyxxxxxxxx ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I would take the current offer. It could be the last one before they resell it to another collector. Also, you need to get the terms in writing and don't agree until then. Some will say they can't and you kindly tell them to kick rocks until you get it in writing. Lastly, don't agree until they agree to remove the collections from both major credit bureaus.

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fucj yea i’d take the 370 brother

    • @AlbanianThrash
      @AlbanianThrash 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      don't take the offer. settling on a collection notice will hit your credit score and resets your 7 year counter. stay strong

  • @joshuagraham9217
    @joshuagraham9217 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Its great matt talked about this. I would say alot of people are secretly in debt and worried and hearing other people taking it light heartedly helps lol

  • @psychonautpupildiallater7734
    @psychonautpupildiallater7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    My buddy got a call from India asking if he wanted a free "quote" on health insurance?
    He kept the poor guy on the phone for 45 minutes trying to get this free "coat" they kept offering,.. I was F'n dying,......

    • @mr.bidnessman2469
      @mr.bidnessman2469 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got one Indian dude calling me for $250 for Windows Defender subscription and I had him on the phone answering line by line what kind of pornography could I watch while owning windows defender.
      What bout slam pigs? Can I watch that?
      -sir
      Big tiddies bro I like em big can I watch that?
      -sir. Yes sir. You will.
      Nice bro you like big tiddies too bro? Hey anyone in your office got big tiddies bro? What’s her name? Put her on the phone.

  • @lovefool.99
    @lovefool.99 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I listen to this edit weekly if not multiple times - Matt vs the debt collectors is the funniest thing ever & I laugh so hard everytime I hear this “if you’re a fucking Nancy about it” 😂😂😂😂

  • @talbotd27
    @talbotd27 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bro “white trash meta knowledge” is one of the best things I’ve ever heard 😂😂

  • @robbaholic
    @robbaholic ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best play when they call is to give them the runaround. I’ll just slow bleed them for a good 20+ minutes, then right as I’m about give them my card number I’ll be like “Uhh, I think my dog got out, I gotta go” and listen to them freak out for a couple seconds and hang up lol it’s amazing.

  • @felipeanthony8507
    @felipeanthony8507 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Matt’s the main character we’re just living in his world

  • @jonathanwiggins5366
    @jonathanwiggins5366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Matt, you're a hero for this

  • @davoid3693
    @davoid3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Matt must’ve been in cobra Kai the way he’s handling these debt collectors 😂

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Matt running away from home so he doesn't have to pay off a credit card is honestly big brain

  • @acidrat420
    @acidrat420 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The Shaman dropping financial wisdom. Hell yeah!

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This reminds me of when I used to get regular calls from India with them trying to sell me stuff. I had made a one time purchase and they thought they would just keep calling me every week for months or a year or so. The funny thing is I just became best friends with the guy. When he would call I knew I was never buying anything again and I think he knew it after a few times, so I would just be like "Hey, whats up man? Hows it going? Hows life?" and we became really good friends and would have 30 to 40 minute long deep conversations about life.
    I think he enjoyed it because it's better than just going through the cold calling list he had, and I enjoyed it because I always love taking what would normally be a negative experience like a spam call, and turning it into a positive one. I wonder what that guy is up to today. I wonder if I still have his number somewhere.

  • @scottgilmour8312
    @scottgilmour8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "i live in the woods bro, come get me"

  • @oSiiKModding
    @oSiiKModding ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Trolling scam callers is how I got into psy-ops too tbh 😂

  • @MrDeltaMaster
    @MrDeltaMaster 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the amount of misinformation lmao

  • @davidsample8378
    @davidsample8378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3-minute-long Backstreet Boys voice mails. God tier.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Matt’s life would be so much simpler if he could just stop battling strangers

    • @snowfrosty1
      @snowfrosty1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      NEVER!
      They deserve it.
      Also this is the old Matt. Current Matt ain't like this anymore 🙏🏽

  • @kolanos
    @kolanos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Just a heads up, if any debt collector does anything to you or anyone you know like what happened to Matt, such as calling friends/family/employers or pretending to be attorneys, it is 100% illegal under the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. You can pursue the debt collector for up to $2.5K per violation.

  • @JeffreySmith84
    @JeffreySmith84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I wish I had friends but since I don't these clips are the next best thing.

  • @DayZ_MobyD
    @DayZ_MobyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Collectors vs McCuskers

    • @pentiumradeon
      @pentiumradeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      a history channel special event

  • @billybussey
    @billybussey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Matt is a secret Gen X'r somehow. It's like he's 46 culturally. I think he is what kept Shane from turning into all the other Brogans. He's lived and currently lives a life full of stories.

  • @cyberslick18
    @cyberslick18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is one of the best clips yet keep up the good work man

  • @donairsauce2496
    @donairsauce2496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    this is nick mullens wet dream

  • @tiananman
    @tiananman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    these people had no idea they were messing with a psycho

  • @cuchuloholic
    @cuchuloholic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    when creditors call my dads house i have not lived in since i was 17 he says im dead.

  • @tedphillips3119
    @tedphillips3119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The debt collector bought your debt for pennies on the dollar. Generally you can work them down to pennies on the dollar if your adamant enough.

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *you're. If you pay one penny, you re-affirm the debt and the 7 year window resets.

    • @blockchainprofessor.x
      @blockchainprofessor.x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@clvrswinethe point is to get em down to pennies for a 1 time bulk payment
      Barclays took 40% of my debt to close the account. Cheap

    • @NoPe-n1j
      @NoPe-n1j 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blockchainprofessor.xno, that’s a suckers way out, if you just lasted the 7 years you don’t have to pay a dime 😂😂

  • @mchapman2424
    @mchapman2424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I have never paid a medical bill in my 39 years of life. I never ever answer phone #s I dont know. Just ignore the bills and they honestly disappear

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep. You can even barter with them if you want. People act like they have to pay. Drives me crazy when I see that shit on Reddit.

    • @colzbroeffectboss4619
      @colzbroeffectboss4619 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@vhscopyofseinfeld "Aaah dood I hurt my leg bro. My doctor's got me on these pills man I just got out of the hospital cause I got hit by a car dood. I can't pay it bro. Best I can do is $2 a month bro."

    • @WaffleHouseBandit
      @WaffleHouseBandit ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@colzbroeffectboss4619I broke my knee dude

    • @pucktoad
      @pucktoad 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you own a house or something you do have to pay.

  • @thomashopkins8453
    @thomashopkins8453 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Awww man the taxes shit never goes away, i tried that 7 years shit but ended up paying way more at like year 9

  • @jonathanstow9638
    @jonathanstow9638 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You know you're in trouble when the law firm of Rothstein & Burglar comes after you.

  • @slob710
    @slob710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'm at war with my ex creditors"

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Matt just lives such a funny life hahaha

  • @MrGMT1992
    @MrGMT1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm definitely stealing these lines when I just stop paying 😂😂😂

  • @Jay-ml9qs
    @Jay-ml9qs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    IRS is 3 years statute of limitations. 7 years if they suspect fraud. When I was trying to pass my character and fitness test for the state bar they specifically ask if you owe taxes etc and I owed a shit ton so I had to call the IRS and explain I owed like a ten year old tax debt and the guy on the phone was confused because they had long since moved on. The irs guy basically asked me why I was calling them it’s a decade old. I was trying to do the right thing

  • @michaelparrish6572
    @michaelparrish6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hell yea!! Peepop blessing us dawgs! May God bless peepop with the best sweet treats!

  • @goatpepperherbaltea7895
    @goatpepperherbaltea7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Sam Hyde approach I got these bills man

    • @mutagenooze
      @mutagenooze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ahh geez dude

    • @adot5170
      @adot5170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the pills bro

    • @rockinreefer8643
      @rockinreefer8643 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ahhhh geeeeeze dude, 350??

  • @baller84milw
    @baller84milw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:40 Nah, what it is is that if you try to negotiate with them or start to pay off the debt, then the clock resets. If you just go 7 years ignoring it, it'll fuck up your credit score, but the collection will eventually be removed from your report.

    • @Mike-nn3tf
      @Mike-nn3tf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah don’t mess with them on the phone or confirm who they’re talking to, every time you agree you owe something then it’s seven more years. Fucking with them is funny but just drags it out.

    • @gickygackers
      @gickygackers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Mike-nn3tf i just ask them if they will "level with a nigga" and they always leave me alone after

  • @VincentsVideoVisions
    @VincentsVideoVisions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Debt collectors resort to really underhanded tactics... ive had them tell me they're going to visit me at my job and serve me with legal papers, talk to the HR person at my job, talk directly to my manager, etc. They also like to mention shit about court cases that dont exist or pending court cases. They straight up lie constantly.

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's why you never answer them and block each new number they attempt

    • @VincentsVideoVisions
      @VincentsVideoVisions ปีที่แล้ว

      @old king Crow yep that's what I normally do

    • @lean4real_11
      @lean4real_11 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldkingcrow777 i usually just rape em

    • @nak3dxsnake
      @nak3dxsnake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its a step past lying. They purchase misfortune and then try to threaten people into giving them money that they don't even really own in the first place. Its just like corruption. Legal crime because nobody gives a shit as long as they aren't on the short end of the stick.

  • @BeenSlaiyan
    @BeenSlaiyan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the funniest 10 mins of a podcast in the history of podcasts holy fuck

  • @davidash6612
    @davidash6612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Matt out here doing the lords work 🙏🏻

  • @dadastream
    @dadastream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pro-tip, if you settle, you get taxed on the difference. IRS considers it income. Just move to Colombia for 7 years instead

  • @vashlash6870
    @vashlash6870 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those dang Rothsteins and their shenanigans. I'm beginning to notice a pattern.

    • @mg-ew2xf
      @mg-ew2xf ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. Only dimwits are poors.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Rothstein and Burglar"
    lmao

  • @philbleach8252
    @philbleach8252 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The jellybean stock has plummeted" 😂😂😂

  • @thestrokes4789
    @thestrokes4789 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Rothstein and Burglar" 😂 😂

  • @bluedragonrob1
    @bluedragonrob1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the Shaman at his BEST.

  • @reposaado1079
    @reposaado1079 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Matt and Shane are the only comedians that actually make me laugh out loud and by myself. This is on another level funny

  • @cg7551
    @cg7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Don’t tell them you are going to pay. That resets the 7 years, potentially, bc you have made an arrangement.

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Matt is a little gremlin and its great

  • @ryanleblanc6817
    @ryanleblanc6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    If you owe debt just wait it out. I owed like $6K for a repossessed vehicle when I was like 20. Well the original debtor kept selling the debt to other companies and they kept hitting me up with lower amounts I owed. It finally got down to $1,000 and I payed it.

    • @pubbiehive
      @pubbiehive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      should've just waited it out or haggled it down more

    • @wtice4632
      @wtice4632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you still lost. Shouldve kept hanging up

    • @Mike-nn3tf
      @Mike-nn3tf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pubbiehive some states allow them to take you to debtors’ court even if you don’t acknowledge it, then it’s a legit summons the sheriff drops off and if you don’t show up they can garnish your wages. Some real bullshit.

    • @JDJONES1
      @JDJONES1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or you could not be a POS, and pay for the things you buy

    • @AMM1998
      @AMM1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You gotta tell them you can pay $600 because you gotta buy pills for your leg tomorrow and the money's gonna be gone

  • @A6Legit
    @A6Legit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Court summons? Nah thats fake, my warrants are fake too 😂

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A debt collector can’t garnish shit, they’re not the government

    • @clvrswine
      @clvrswine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Once you lose the case, you can be served with an an Order to Appear. That date is not optional, as it's an order. The date is to establish your ability to pay. The court will order a repayment amount based on your ability to pay.

    • @bornfree8073
      @bornfree8073 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. No one knows law here. The legal advice is hilarious. Although in matts defense, they cant drag you out but they can get a warrant against for not appearing in court and theh cam take your stuff if you do not appear. The only problem is they have to appear in the jurisdiction wjere the debtor is. If the debtor doesnt have any money, there is all losses. Its nog worth it for these companies to go through that hassle

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The IRS will take money right out of your checks and your returns.

  • @Pastor_Chief
    @Pastor_Chief ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Started listening to these two for Shane but gosh dang is Matt out of his mind hilarious too

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This clip is great other than the totally unnecessary slander of the Rothstein & Burglar firm. They are a fine firm doing fair work for family people.

    • @josephgilboy6259
      @josephgilboy6259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      they support our greatest allies, I can't believe anyone would slander them

    • @ericl3931
      @ericl3931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAO

  • @Rowsy91
    @Rowsy91 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is absolute TOP TIER content holy fuck lmao

  • @adamburdock1020
    @adamburdock1020 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This made me feel a lot better about my debt😂

  • @Cranndaddy
    @Cranndaddy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “It’s not an investment , it’s not an investment!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @ButterBallTheOpossum
    @ButterBallTheOpossum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Just ignore the IRS and it'll all go away"
    -Wesley Snipes

  • @thiefbox
    @thiefbox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Its not an investment” is funny as FUCK 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesbetts8396
    @charlesbetts8396 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My only fear of living in the woods is a Ruby ridge scenario taking place.

  • @AbrahamMast
    @AbrahamMast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Use broken English and throw in a few hombres

  • @KimCheongBRO
    @KimCheongBRO 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Protip, lawyer's don't call, they send mail to document contact so they can build their case.

  • @Tenyearslater13
    @Tenyearslater13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ain paying y’all a dime baby bye bye bye lol I can see him early in morning headed to work calling them through Bluetooth in his truck singing

  • @BrosLikeThis
    @BrosLikeThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It isn’t when you go to sell a house that old debts will come out of the woodwork - it’s when you go to buy one. The hard inquiry by a mortgage or finance company will trigger judgment-holders to believe you may now have adequate assets to make a significant purchase. They will either start trying to hit you up for the money again, or, perfect their judgment into a lien secured against any non-exempt real property you own - putting it at risk of foreclosure without repayment.

  • @tym2083
    @tym2083 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Selling a house and having tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars removed from the sale is a full ethical and moral justification of a vicious flurder.

  • @JamesRussell69420
    @JamesRussell69420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought i was walking home to a lucrative real estate deal, but the guys i was working with were committing deed fraud

  • @ahdgrbfixg
    @ahdgrbfixg 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This may be the best classic clip of mssp

  • @ppstorm_
    @ppstorm_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the most satisfying thing is when an aggressive debt collector or telemarketer tells you to stop calling them