@@keepup8868 Me too. Have been quite fed up with the way older people are discounted by so many so often. That's a negative about our culture here. Not the way it is in other smarter places.
Not just in the US, here in Australia some people are banging on about how we need someone like him. I've just stopped talking to them, incase their stupidity is contagious...
My favorite part of Colbert's quarantine show is hearing his wife laughing off screen every night. I love how much those two love each other! So sweet!!
Yeah, get bored while biden increases fracking, increases pointless wars in the middle east, continues bailing out corporates with infinite money, and refuses to implement healthcare. What a braindead bluehead. Yeah just go to sleep. It'll all be fine
I personally can’t wait. I’ve been drinking so much I’m now considering brake fluid. And , just looking at the other comments, isn’t it funny how these repub bots and trolls are so easy to trigger?
infinite salinity didn't say anything about trump assuming hypocrisy is a bad move to do they were criticizing her for trying to get bored which you shouldn't do with biden, and I voted biden
A-frickin-men to that! I can't think of anything I want for Christmas more than a quiet one which has zero mentions of him at all, sadly going to have to wait until 2021 for that as he would be here till mid January anyways, but we can still dream eh?
Kamala is crooked. She locked up people beyond their time to provide free labor to California and blocked DNA evidence to a man on death row but was found to be innocent. Her office locked up black people at a higher rate for the same crime ghan other ethnicities. Tulsi Gabbard ripped her a new one in the CNN debates about her record on see below th-cam.com/video/KCX1UVxCuoo/w-d-xo.html
@@niftyneville2436 My dad doesn't give me millions to start a business. And I dont make a shit ton if illegal deals and get away because I can bury my prosecutor in legal fees. Trump is only not in prison because if he were to get arrested it would cause a crisis in the us
@@niftyneville2436 😂😂😂😂 Bankrupt businesses left and right. Campaign coffer nearly empty... owes someone 450 million dollars...oh yes quite a rich guy there. 😂😂😂😂😂
Vote. Win the White House. Flip the senate. Keep the house. Make PR and DC states. Add more LIBERAL judges. Bolster healthcare. Police reform. Reform immigration. Add term limits. Reverse Citizens United. Abolish the electoral college. Vote!!!
@@BrianClarkpharmd oh no sweetie, you seem confused, Donald. People are voting democrat to keep Russia out of the White House. Is your nurse near by? Sounds like it’s time for your pills before bed
@Aussie Menace Nobody has used the words Commie or Communist for decades now out here in the real world - but all you feeble Trump supporters have started shrieking it from the rooftops in the last year. How pathetically weak you have to be to start accusing people you don’t like of being a spent force that faded from the world stage back in the 1990s.
“If I cry, it will destroy my image, and you won’t love me anymore.” This is your savior, Trump supporters? Your badass billionaire? “Make America great again...again.” Pathetic.
They only reason he wouldn't wear a face mask was sheer vanity - its shocking the extent to which his conceit dictated his actions that often impacted so many people.
@@milzmusician Why people support Trump is crazy. He is not only racist ( which is evil;) But he reminds me of Hitler. I don't understand why anyone who calls themselves a Christian. would support him. He puts anyone from the Mideast into camps. Anyone who is Christian, and would vote for Trump is not a true Christian. Because, they would approve of Trump putting our savior into a camp. That means they reject Christ, and their souls are no longer saved. Jesus came from the Mideast, and was not white.
@ Apart from keeping the printed piece of paper laying flat on the desk, I've yet to see gravity have any effect on any data points plotted on any graph... 🤣 QUICK! Call Fauci or Redfield!!! There's a possibility that moving all Americans to Death Valley (ominous name), with its low altitude and closer proximity to Earth's core, may reduce the COVID case numbers!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@ It's a bit of dark humor, but the trend of increasing numbers, for the 3rd round in the US should only demonstrate Trump's abysmal failure to understand the gravity of the predicament... The numbers of graves so far has been grave, and it is only becoming more grave as that trend line, as he says, "rounds the curve"... heading UPWARD... again...
@ It's not important, but an Australian TV network is airing Sandra Bullock's "Gravity" tonight. A medical doctor visits the Hubble Telescope aboard one of the shuttles to install an advanced circuit board... The movie goes downhill from there (as if following the effect of gravity...) 🤣🤣🤣
When we reconcile ourselves with our racist and genocidal history, and make meaningful amends for it. Until then, we'll live (and maybe die) in this schizophrenia of magical thinking.
Every country has suffered a recession due to the pandemic, though the US version was made worse by the administration’s extremely poor (criminal?) management of it. Look at the GDP declines in the second quarter of counties and compare it to their morbidity and mortality rates from the pandemic. The better you control the virus, the better (less badly) your economy does. You may not like their methods, but China’s economy is making a huge recovery, +4.6% in the third quarter, largely due to their intensive management of the pandemic.
@@Hermes_Agoraeus Eloquently stated. Other arguments are about proximate causes - almost all can be distilled to this ultimate cause. It would be hard to make this point as a foreigner, without seeming patronising. We all have our own exaggerated national shibboleths. These foundational myths are magnified and distorted, stripped of context, by contemporary nationalism. One of my own country's 'original sins' is a, as yet unresolved, relationship with it's imperial past. Good luck for 3rd November - the vast majority of the Western World cannot wait to see the back of this awful man.
@@randalbladel2817 Thanks - the left doesn’t do itself any favors by making bad arguments like the comment you are responding to did. Your argument is sound - the above one is obviously leaving out some objective facts related to pandemic.
Their 'bastion of shining light' is built on quicksand and always was. So I'd say never is the answer to your question. You can't learn without acknowledging the problems that exist in the country from top to bottom - and there are many.
Brilliant as ever! So true, hilarious and well stated in these seriously dark times! Thank you Sir, for shining the light on the truth with your supreme, sarcastically genius, much needed sense of knowledge and humor!!!
Did he seriously just admit to how he extorts fossil fuel companies, saying “I’ll call the head of Exxon, and say ‘How you doing? NEED SOME PERMITS?’ How about giving me $25 mil?”
Was in Kroger a while ago, People loading up on popcorn...beer...etc....for the debate. The store was packed. Everyone talking about our hope for Biden. Chester, Va. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
To this day, I'm still unable to fathom how this weird, awful old man became the president of the United States. He make President Camacho from Idiocracy look great.
to be fair president Camacho did solve the plant problem and hired the best secretary of the interior in decades. so he kept his pronises making the economy stronger and quality of life better for all americans and made his cabinet smarter and more effective on average, which is more tha we can say for trump.
Because he ran against a bigger more unqualified candidate. The US is really in trouble because this is the 4th election in a row where some or all of the candidates are highly unqualified
Trump: "Don't do that, you'll make me cry. I don't wanna cry." That's most unfortunate, Donnie boy. Come November 4th, you'll be crying like a spoiled and petulant toddler badly in need of a diaper change and a nap.
The feeling of being admired / wanted / loved brings him to tears. When challenged and criticized, he gets tantrumy and vengeful. It's like being loved is an unusual sensation for him, criticism can only be received as an expression of hate and intimidation that he both anticipates and fears, and he thinks being tantrumy would somehow scare people from giving him more of the criticism he deeply fears. That's psychologically intriguing. And sad.
Reporter: “Mr Trump, what flavor of ice cream did you get?” Trump: “That’s a nasty question! Nasty question! I know what you’re trying to do! We have the best ice cream in this country! Best flavors! Number one flavors! The numbers don’t lie! Look at the numbers! I like the numbers!”
“A mute-button” is something I would consider using in a kindergarten. Oh, I see, so THAT´S why they’re using it. Ok. (I’m not referring to Mr. Biden.) Give Donny an ice cream to shut him up.
The mute button is a form of parental discretion & guidance, put in place specifically for the incorrigible full grown baby known as Donald. So if Trump has a problem with it, he has no one to blame but himself.
3:40 - that’s because Donnie doesn’t go into stores and walk around among the common folk. I bet they would have ask if you physically went there Donnie.
"Don Jr...do you have any more of the Best is yet to come powder?" And a brand new name for nose candy begins. Couldn't be happier to see you back Stephen. Please hang around for the next 2 weeks. I'm going to need these snorts ...regardless of the outcome. VOTE!
I was trying to sleep when Stephen said, “Donnie, do we have any more of the The-Best-Is-Yet-To-Come Powder?” I burst out laughing 😂. That’s it for sleep for awhile! Too funny!
I'll admit, I didn't immediately get the "best is yet to come" part immediately. When it *did finally hit me, I had to laugh all over again! Damn u, Colbert, for your anti-sleep properties! 🤣🤣😂😅
Don The Con, an Air-Accordion professional, drained the swamp so he could put in place his personal leaches! Superman didn't dodge the draft cadet heal-spurs!
So when Donald got sick, where did he go? He went to the doctors, the medical experts at Walter Reed. When you get sick, or need an operation, where do you go? Do you go to the medical experts, or do you go to Trump? When someone is diagnosed with a disease like cancer, should they listen to Trump, or should they listen to the medical experts? If you're having a baby, do you go to the medical experts, or do you go to Trump? When your child gets sick, do you take them to Trump, or do you take them to the medical experts? But now Trump is trying to convince us that we should listen to him, instead of listening to the medical experts. Why that would make sense to anyone is beyond comprehension.
If you haven't noticed, the entire Republican strategy in any discussion is to yell louder than anyone else, interrupt everyone else, and never give anyone else a chance to talk.
Trump is more Homelander then Superman.... I could see his influence on the interpretation of the actor in all The Boys episodes 🤢 (great show by the way 👍🏻)
4:01 _"Do you want to tell us what your favorite milkshake flavor is?"_ Actually a bit of a touchy question, coming right after headlines like _"Trump Invited Waiter into Top Secret Meeting to Order Milkshake"._
There's no reason for any more debates. Our current reality is more than enough. I can't imagine folks truly being undecided at this point... If so... Do you have a fn internet connection?
Dave Barry once wrote that when TV directors refer to "the talent," they don't so much mean "someone with talent" as "Not the set, lighting, or camera people, all of whom will do what they're supposed to do when they're supposed to do it, but the bonehead with the pancake makeup who will keep us all here an extra hour because he cannot remember to say 'See you next TIME' instead of 'See you next WEEK.' They use the word 'talent' the way that people in the computer industry use the word 'user,' which is to say, 'idiot.'"
@@rockyjforay Bless her heart, though. She'll still be within earshot of his vile mouth. Ugh. The rest of us are getting off easy. Lmfao. What I'll be waiting for is all the shit he's going to say, that will be outtakes, thinking that because he's *muted* no one will hear him.
"Will you shut up man?" My favorite quote of the past 4 years maybe.
I have a mask with that saying on it. Has numerous purposes...
Lol, i also like "keep yappin, man". I hope he gets in, it would be nice to have a president you could laugh with instead of at.
I love that the heroes are seniors... Biden. Fauci, Dan Rather. There is hope.
VOTE!
@@keepup8868 Me too. Have been quite fed up with the way older people are discounted by so many so often. That's a negative about our culture here. Not the way it is in other smarter places.
@@thatswhatisaid8908
Keep yappin man? How did I miss that? 😀👍
The fact this man has ANY supporters is proof there's appalling problems in the US public education system. Only a fool could buy what he's selling
C’mon. His supporters are third grade dropouts.
I saw Ben Shapiro explain he didn't vote Trump before but will now cause Democrat policies are gargabe.
Yes, "there is" problems with US education.
Not just in the US, here in Australia some people are banging on about how we need someone like him.
I've just stopped talking to them, incase their stupidity is contagious...
@@ericminch there are.
My favorite part of Colbert's quarantine show is hearing his wife laughing off screen every night. I love how much those two love each other! So sweet!!
It clearly is the best part of the pandemic, it will be one thing I'll miss after things return to normal(If they ever do)
"Trump lost his train of thought between the words 'Train' and 'thought'."
Right!!
typical cofefe
BEST LINE!!!
what kind of america do we currently live in, that we need mute buttons during our debates.
this is clown town.
Maybe get a moderator who isn't a flaming liberal for starters?
@@yrmthr Chris Wallace is a liberal now? Color me surprised.
Yep... led by Bozo himself...
I'm pretty sure this is the America from that song, This Is America
@@Chas-OTE do you even know ANYTHING about Chris Wallace?
.... Lol... Explicitly talking about extortion and financial favors due to his position as if it is fine. He has literally been impeached over this.
Also just got notice my absentee ballot was received! All Blue. A vote for 4 years of boring dull news coverage
Yeah, get bored while biden increases fracking, increases pointless wars in the middle east, continues bailing out corporates with infinite money, and refuses to implement healthcare.
What a braindead bluehead. Yeah just go to sleep. It'll all be fine
@Stephen Kimbell no no, when somebody beats them at something it was OBVIOUSLY cheating.
I personally can’t wait. I’ve been drinking so much I’m now considering brake fluid. And , just looking at the other comments, isn’t it funny how these repub bots and trolls are so easy to trigger?
infinite salinity didn't say anything about trump
assuming hypocrisy is a bad move to do
they were criticizing her for trying to get bored which you shouldn't do with biden, and I voted biden
A-frickin-men to that!
I can't think of anything I want for Christmas more than a quiet one which has zero mentions of him at all, sadly going to have to wait until 2021 for that as he would be here till mid January anyways, but we can still dream eh?
Best is yet to come powder😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, excellent Stephen.
i voted early today in TX, straight blue ticket.
happy birthday, Kamala!
+1
You would probably like my playlist....
Me too . Happy birthday, Kamala!
Yass!
Let's Go Texas.
Kamala is crooked. She locked up people beyond their time to provide free labor to California and blocked DNA evidence to a man on death row but was found to be innocent. Her office locked up black people at a higher rate for the same crime ghan other ethnicities. Tulsi Gabbard ripped her a new one in the CNN debates about her record on see below th-cam.com/video/KCX1UVxCuoo/w-d-xo.html
Dont relent. Dont give up... pass all the links you can to your family n friends. and GO VOTE in person. Dont believe the polls. Beat him to a pulp.
+1
You would probably like my playlist....
Need around 200 million voters to sweep the corrupt GOP out.
@shield&sword peace i won't say you're right, but not entirely wrong. The way the country feels right now, that is a definite possibility.
forget mail-in ballots... if you really want to beat Donald Trump, go to the polls in person so that the Republicans can't steal your vote.
Done ✅💙🌊💙🌊💙
"Don't ever use the word smart with me"
~Donald Trump
NO PROBLEM.
@@niftyneville2436pffft.
@@niftyneville2436 My dad doesn't give me millions to start a business. And I dont make a shit ton if illegal deals and get away because I can bury my prosecutor in legal fees. Trump is only not in prison because if he were to get arrested it would cause a crisis in the us
@@niftyneville2436 do you hear him he embarrasses himself daily and is a laughing stock of world leaders
@@niftyneville2436 😂😂😂😂 Bankrupt businesses left and right. Campaign coffer nearly empty... owes someone 450 million dollars...oh yes quite a rich guy there. 😂😂😂😂😂
Vote. Win the White House. Flip the senate. Keep the house. Make PR and DC states. Add more LIBERAL judges. Bolster healthcare. Police reform. Reform immigration. Add term limits. Reverse Citizens United. Abolish the electoral college. Vote!!!
Barack Hussein Obama
Supreme Court Judge
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I love your shopping list🤗
Let’s get Stalin as premier! And Hilary can head the politburo
@@BrianClarkpharmd oh no sweetie, you seem confused, Donald. People are voting democrat to keep Russia out of the White House. Is your nurse near by? Sounds like it’s time for your pills before bed
@@Nevertoleave - Hunter Biden's laptop reveals that the Bidens have been in bed with the Russians, Ukrainians, and the Chinese with bags of money.
They should put him in a Hannibal Lecter mask and restraints.
Put him in the cage too.
Then we won’t see much of his face.
That would be a blessing.
@@boleidi4936 th-cam.com/video/KOzfWINGu78/w-d-xo.html
@@anne-elizabethmcgeary1023 th-cam.com/video/KOzfWINGu78/w-d-xo.html
Like Melania does when he's naughty?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most insecure man on the planet
I don't think Biden is insecure. He's just not mentally fit to be president.
Trump is not on this planet. He's in another galaxy, far, far away. His space force took him there 😅😂😂
@Aussie Menace Nobody has used the words Commie or Communist for decades now out here in the real world - but all you feeble Trump supporters have started shrieking it from the rooftops in the last year. How pathetically weak you have to be to start accusing people you don’t like of being a spent force that faded from the world stage back in the 1990s.
What will he do when he loses? It’s not going to be pretty.
@@chriszerkel5874 the sooner the better 😂
When your wife laughs at your jokes, you know you are successful.
“If I cry, it will destroy my image, and you won’t love me anymore.” This is your savior, Trump supporters? Your badass billionaire? “Make America great again...again.” Pathetic.
A whimpering child, that's all he's ever been. Just an emotionally crippled little boy.
"Daddy, please love me." His whole decrepit, sad, personality is built on that.
Or worse again 'wear a hat'..?
M A G A A 😂🤪😂
They only reason he wouldn't wear a face mask was sheer vanity - its shocking the extent to which his conceit dictated his actions that often impacted so many people.
I have never heard anyone be so explicit about corruption ... so much for draining the swamp huh? 😅😅😂
And has made 73 million from foreign entities during his first two years in office... why doesn’t anyone mention this?!
@Cas van der Wal Mom got it right. I read about the undocumented labor.
How is he able to get away with all of this b.s
bribery, manipulation, and power.
White privilege
@@milzmusician Why people support Trump is crazy. He is not only racist ( which is evil;) But he reminds me of Hitler. I don't understand why anyone who calls themselves a Christian. would support him. He puts anyone from the Mideast into camps. Anyone who is Christian, and would vote for Trump is not a true Christian. Because, they would approve of Trump putting our savior into a camp. That means they reject Christ, and their souls are no longer saved. Jesus came from the Mideast, and was not white.
Because you can’t prosecute made up crimes
@@micheletravis9057 Michele prove to me how he is racist? He didn’t become a racist until he was close to sitting in the Oval Office lol, get it?
“I don’t think science knows”-person who claimed there were airports in 1776.
Hamberders
Stares at an eclipse.
Maybe there were airports in 1776. There's no way of knowing.
I don't trust historians.
Hold up, when was this? Can I get a link? I need to see this for myself.
As someone living outside the U.S., it always brings me joy to see these comment section wars in all the late night hosts' videos.
And as someone living INSIDE the U.S., these comment sections help us a lot too :-)
Me and you both 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Anony Mouse you sound like a trump supporter! Better start making new friends lol
I will really miss it when it’s over
The uk ain’t shit compared
A lot like listening to parliament. Those guys really know how to sling it too.
Forget the mute button, I want a spring-loaded boxing glove.
🤣🤣🤣🤣AAAAHAHAHAHA
Now that's a debate I wouldn't miss
Nice!
i want an electric dog collar
I want one of those hooks that they use to drag bad performers off stage on Vaudeville comedy shows.
We haven’t rounded the curve, we are circling the drain.
"rounding the curve" can mean trending increasingly UPWARN as much as it can mean trending increasingly DOWN.
Good mourning America, how are ya???
And dumping the turd on November the 3rd!
@ Apart from keeping the printed piece of paper laying flat on the desk, I've yet to see gravity have any effect on any data points plotted on any graph... 🤣
QUICK! Call Fauci or Redfield!!! There's a possibility that moving all Americans to Death Valley (ominous name), with its low altitude and closer proximity to Earth's core, may reduce the COVID case numbers!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@ It's a bit of dark humor, but the trend of increasing numbers, for the 3rd round in the US should only demonstrate Trump's abysmal failure to understand the gravity of the predicament... The numbers of graves so far has been grave, and it is only becoming more grave as that trend line, as he says, "rounds the curve"... heading UPWARD... again...
@
It's not important, but an Australian TV network is airing Sandra Bullock's "Gravity" tonight. A medical doctor visits the Hubble Telescope aboard one of the shuttles to install an advanced circuit board... The movie goes downhill from there (as if following the effect of gravity...) 🤣🤣🤣
Every republican president has given a recession but this takes the cake 🤕
When will Americans learn ?
When we reconcile ourselves with our racist and genocidal history, and make meaningful amends for it. Until then, we'll live (and maybe die) in this schizophrenia of magical thinking.
Every country has suffered a recession due to the pandemic, though the US version was made worse by the administration’s extremely poor (criminal?) management of it. Look at the GDP declines in the second quarter of counties and compare it to their morbidity and mortality rates from the pandemic. The better you control the virus, the better (less badly) your economy does. You may not like their methods, but China’s economy is making a huge recovery, +4.6% in the third quarter, largely due to their intensive management of the pandemic.
@@Hermes_Agoraeus Eloquently stated. Other arguments are about proximate causes - almost all can be distilled to this ultimate cause. It would be hard to make this point as a foreigner, without seeming patronising. We all have our own exaggerated national shibboleths. These foundational myths are magnified and distorted, stripped of context, by contemporary nationalism. One of my own country's 'original sins' is a, as yet unresolved, relationship with it's imperial past. Good luck for 3rd November - the vast majority of the Western World cannot wait to see the back of this awful man.
@@randalbladel2817 Thanks - the left doesn’t do itself any favors by making bad arguments like the comment you are responding to did. Your argument is sound - the above one is obviously leaving out some objective facts related to pandemic.
Their 'bastion of shining light' is built on quicksand and always was.
So I'd say never is the answer to your question.
You can't learn without acknowledging the problems that exist in the country from top to bottom - and there are many.
Brilliant as ever! So true, hilarious and well stated in these seriously dark times!
Thank you Sir, for shining the light on the truth with your supreme, sarcastically genius, much needed sense of knowledge and humor!!!
"Stop interrupting Joe Biden. And be more likeable."
That's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for them.
This is personally my fav comment
lmao , a true underdog story
I wanted to like but it's at 69 so i can't.
It was me. I'm the one who ruined his 69 likes count by adding a like
Trump won’t be able to help himself he will shoot himself in the foot
Can we get basic fact-checking this time? That'd be great. Otherwise, it's not a debate, it's just 2 people talking. Thanks
If Orange One speaks, it's a lie. There's your fact-checking.
It's not even "talking".
It's more like two grandfathers trying not to mess their Depends.
@@l.i.terally2907 "The Orange One"
The Orange One 😂 😂 😂
In real time with LIE across the screen in large bold red letters in real time
🇺🇸 January 20, 2021 🇺🇸
Biden's Inauguration
&
THE END OF AN ERROR
Only if he wins and gets a Democratic Congress also.
@@SeansModelBuilds If Trump wins ... the United States of America is finished.
- "I'm running angry"
That's not the opposite of running scare 😆
He admitted he's running away. Just "angry, happy, and content" not "scared". 🙄
"Knock knock!"
"Who is it!?"
"The crackhead from the first debate!"
Did he seriously just admit to how he extorts fossil fuel companies,
saying “I’ll call the head of Exxon, and say ‘How you doing? NEED SOME
PERMITS?’ How about giving me $25 mil?”
9:48 Is he publicly and openly admitting to be corrupt right there? 🤔
He is admitting that it dosnt matter that he is currupt
Or possibly that he feels he has normalized the corruption so much that it no longer matters that he admits it out loud to a crowd....who then cheer.
“Is anybody a little Nazi’d out” 😂
Was in Kroger a while ago, People loading up on popcorn...beer...etc....for the debate. The store was packed. Everyone talking about our hope for Biden. Chester, Va. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
"oh, you need a couple of permits, eh?" ... crime, that's how Trump does business.
There must be beef there. Did Hunter reject a Trump job offer or something? What is his obsession?? 🤦🏼♀️
To this day, I'm still unable to fathom how this weird, awful old man became the president of the United States. He make President Camacho from Idiocracy look great.
Because of gerrymandering and a country full of racists
Indeed
to be fair president Camacho did solve the plant problem and hired the best secretary of the interior in decades. so he kept his pronises making the economy stronger and quality of life better for all americans and made his cabinet smarter and more effective on average, which is more tha we can say for trump.
Because he ran against a bigger more unqualified candidate. The US is really in trouble because this is the 4th election in a row where some or all of the candidates are highly unqualified
@@robertpendzick9250 -- Excuse me. Did you just say that a former Senator and Secretary of State was unqualified to be president?
"Best is yet to come powder." - hee hee hee hee.
Trump: "Don't do that, you'll make me cry. I don't wanna cry." That's most unfortunate, Donnie boy. Come November 4th, you'll be crying like a spoiled and petulant toddler badly in need of a diaper change and a nap.
very ALPHA MALE of him
The feeling of being admired / wanted / loved brings him to tears. When challenged and criticized, he gets tantrumy and vengeful.
It's like being loved is an unusual sensation for him, criticism can only be received as an expression of hate and intimidation that he both anticipates and fears, and he thinks being tantrumy would somehow scare people from giving him more of the criticism he deeply fears.
That's psychologically intriguing. And sad.
Reporter: “Mr Trump, what flavor of ice cream did you get?”
Trump: “That’s a nasty question! Nasty question! I know what you’re trying to do! We have the best ice cream in this country! Best flavors! Number one flavors! The numbers don’t lie! Look at the numbers! I like the numbers!”
shouting "superman!" at a politician must be the lowest you can get as a human being, how pathetic, embarassing and cringy.
I believe the same happened to Hitler. Says a lot?
“A mute-button” is something I would consider using in a kindergarten. Oh, I see, so THAT´S why they’re using it. Ok.
(I’m not referring to Mr. Biden.)
Give Donny an ice cream to shut him up.
He might throw it at somebody.
REALLY? You wanna give a constant tantrum prone, Psychopathic toddler, ammunition? WTF is wrong with you?!? 😂
Lol. Classic.
They dont need to mute...all Joe will be saying is
Com on man
Give Donnie boy a bucket of chicken nuggets...😋👍
'Inside of my skull is feelin a lil sticky.' Lmfao that was grrrreat.
Stephen is a sight for sore eyes. Thank you Stephen for helping our sanity.
Translation of the complaint of Trump's campaign manager: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh."
The mute button is a form of parental discretion & guidance, put in place specifically for the incorrigible full grown baby known as Donald. So if Trump has a problem with it, he has no one to blame but himself.
+1
You would probably like my playlist....
@@wethepeople7516 Why, does it include any of these juicy soundbites?
th-cam.com/video/P43wDpKQxaM/w-d-xo.html
3:40 - that’s because Donnie doesn’t go into stores and walk around among the common folk. I bet they would have ask if you physically went there Donnie.
They need to be in sound proof boxes, and muted .
Airtight boxes.
Afterwards we find two better candidates.
@@grmpEqweer no Joe is fine. Trump needs to be put in a box... and left there
"If I cry, then you won't love me anymore."
Holy fuck...
Anymore of that “Best is yet to Come” powder, Donnie Jr?.....golden!!, lol!!
"Don Jr...do you have any more of the Best is yet to come powder?" And a brand new name for nose candy begins.
Couldn't be happier to see you back Stephen. Please hang around for the next 2 weeks. I'm going to need these snorts ...regardless of the outcome. VOTE!
Rounding the turn? More like circling the drain!
Uh, Fox lobs softballs at Trump all the time, but he can't answer them.
Also, post the question at the bottom of the screen so we know for sure whether or not that’s the question the candidate is actually addressing.
I was trying to sleep when Stephen said, “Donnie, do we have any more of the The-Best-Is-Yet-To-Come Powder?” I burst out laughing 😂. That’s it for sleep for awhile! Too funny!
I'll admit, I didn't immediately get the "best is yet to come" part immediately. When it *did finally hit me, I had to laugh all over again! Damn u, Colbert, for your anti-sleep properties! 🤣🤣😂😅
On fire today Colbert! 'Mommy has my chicken fingers ready"!!!😆🤣🤣🤣
Well.. 'circling the drain' is KINDA like rounding the turn... right?
Lol! kinda like swirling around the rim.
More like a hamster wheel.
It's an S-turn
Don The Con, an Air-Accordion professional, drained the swamp so he could put in place his personal leaches! Superman didn't dodge the draft cadet heal-spurs!
Donald seems especially unhinged, Someone get him a malt! Don’t even ask what flavor, it’s obviously vanilla.
9:42 LOL, he basically admitted he is corrupt 😂
NICE CATCH there!
“Don’t make me cry, my makeup will run!!”
What is a "double car"? I couldn't find it on Google!!! LOL!!!
Just remember, wash your hands, wear a mask, socially distance and go vote in person as soon as possible.
Don't let non-voters decide this presidency.
"Yes I'll fuck up but you'll know" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So when Donald got sick, where did he go? He went to the doctors, the medical experts at Walter Reed. When you get sick, or need an operation, where do you go? Do you go to the medical experts, or do you go to Trump? When someone is diagnosed with a disease like cancer, should they listen to Trump, or should they listen to the medical experts? If you're having a baby, do you go to the medical experts, or do you go to Trump? When your child gets sick, do you take them to Trump, or do you take them to the medical experts?
But now Trump is trying to convince us that we should listen to him, instead of listening to the medical experts. Why that would make sense to anyone is beyond comprehension.
Unfortunately your logic is lost on illogical people
What a terrible image- Trump as a midwife or OB. I can’t imagine anything worse. Except maybe Trump as president. Now that would be far worse.
If you haven't noticed, the entire Republican strategy in any discussion is to yell louder than anyone else, interrupt everyone else, and never give anyone else a chance to talk.
The debate strategy is called Gish Gallop.
And lie and call everyone else a lying in the hopes no one notices they’re lying.
The irony.
Musta missed pence v harris
@@ashleymummwirthlin6982 like harris, biden and the rest of the dnc?
Trump is more Homelander then Superman.... I could see his influence on the interpretation of the actor in all The Boys episodes 🤢 (great show by the way 👍🏻)
And we ALL feel like we’re going down on that frickn’ plane
Yes great show and I haven’t even started season 2 cuz I binge
At least Superman can walk down a ramp.
"The Trump Show"..... Cancel season 2. VOTE BLUE
Technically Season 5.
It should be in open space and if not there should be a greater distance between them and a protective barrier between them.
I like the hair, Stephen. Let it wave!!
"I'm happy, and angry! And hungry, and maybe a little bit sleepy, too."
- Caboose
He must be talking about the Dragon in TN mountains....that curve! Lol 😂
You just know drumpfs ice cream flavor would be "success frozen" as you watch him eat the napkins he grabbed instead of the cone.
Trump : why people go to doctors when they are sick.
"I would be the greatest fundraiser in history."
Right. That's why he _carries_ more than $400,000,000 in debt.
"How how's energy coming when are you doing the exploration?" So basic and so dumb
4:01 _"Do you want to tell us what your favorite milkshake flavor is?"_
Actually a bit of a touchy question, coming right after headlines like _"Trump Invited Waiter into Top Secret Meeting to Order Milkshake"._
2 weeks to try and end the nightmare
No guarantees this nightmare will be over in 2 weeks.
There's no reason for any more debates. Our current reality is more than enough. I can't imagine folks truly being undecided at this point... If so... Do you have a fn internet connection?
Agree!
Aw, don’t take away our midweek comedy. We’re not all players in the greatest circus on Earth you know.
He's right, everyone is tired of the pandemic. So, let's take care of it and get it under control.
Superman isn’t orange
Herd mentality: Head bull goes over cliff and his herd follows.
I'm talking and I can't shut up.
We recommend, DEBATE ALERT, relief, when your mouth has the runs.
“Stars. They don’t do their job very well.” - Stephen Colbert
Dave Barry once wrote that when TV directors refer to "the talent," they don't so much mean "someone with talent" as "Not the set, lighting, or camera people, all of whom will do what they're supposed to do when they're supposed to do it, but the bonehead with the pancake makeup who will keep us all here an extra hour because he cannot remember to say 'See you next TIME' instead of 'See you next WEEK.' They use the word 'talent' the way that people in the computer industry use the word 'user,' which is to say, 'idiot.'"
Stephen,, thank you!
"BEST IS YET TO COME" POWDER HAHAHHA
EXXON : "Didn't happen."
I love the "child leash" photo.
"Some people's kids".
We are sick and tired of life time politicians....send a message on Nov 3rd !
So now he's a comedian? Sounds like Trump finally is embracing his talents! He is coming for you colbert! 😂
For sure would be more entertaining than Colbert he's so dry
@Mr Hicks Oh sometimes I find it fun to watch both him and Ben Shapiro to compare what they say
Maybe he wants the job of Colbert?
@gunnyblender lol Even so I find Ben funnier as than Colbert's silly I'm-making-a-joke attitude. Trevor is funnier definitely. I'm not being racist
@gunnyblender In Russia jokes are no thing
When drumpf wins again, I will need a new truckload of "best is yet to come" powder
Watching him sadly dance to YMCA saying nobody likes me is a good sign he's losing
Gollum to Colbert "What’s a double car, my precious?"
Colbert "Cognitive decline."
I will now never consider buying a Chevy. Damn these ads.
Firefighter: "Ok, let's just wait until everything burns to the ground, we'll sprinkle some water on there and see what happens."😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry Stephen, listening to your wife laugh in the background is the best part of your show!
What a shock, Colbert is talking about Trump again.
Trump: “Papa can you hear me.....
I know you’re dy-iiiing..
Please sign over your companyyyyy..
No regrets, I’m not even cryiiiin’...”
Love we got a Grateful Dead reference here for no reason. Thanks, Stephen.
God help Kristen Welker. I don't pray much, but girl, I'm thinking of you. 💙❤
On the other hand, if she can keep her cool, she can get the kind of rave reviews Savannah Guthrie got!
@@rockyjforay Bless her heart, though. She'll still be within earshot of his vile mouth. Ugh. The rest of us are getting off easy. Lmfao. What I'll be waiting for is all the shit he's going to say, that will be outtakes, thinking that because he's *muted* no one will hear him.