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  • @CodyKo
    @CodyKo  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

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  • @henryczeisler4851
    @henryczeisler4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19866

    “Maybe he is a buzzfeed fan” is the dirtiest insult I have ever heard.

    • @n0rmql_122
      @n0rmql_122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      bruv 420 likes
      Nvm u guys ruined it

    • @Sunny-jy4ib
      @Sunny-jy4ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@n0rmql_122 hahahaha!!!! weed!!

    • @n0rmql_122
      @n0rmql_122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@Sunny-jy4ib yes number funny made me hahahahahhahahaahhaahhaha
      Funny number weeeeeed

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @Dmoney-ph4lg
      @Dmoney-ph4lg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AlexandrBorschchev no u

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5259

    replying to a nude with "Oh neat", is literally just one level above sending "Poggers"

    • @kierra1725
      @kierra1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      I’d personally feel more appreciated with poggers than I would with oh neat

    • @jonathansoelle266
      @jonathansoelle266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@kierra1725 agreed

    • @amogus3371
      @amogus3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@kierra1725 poggers is an elite word

    • @assmilk9674
      @assmilk9674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@amogus3371 poggers is the worst word ever

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@assmilk9674 people that use poggers use it like its the highest praise. I would rather cringe for a sec but be praised than get an ai response

  • @aves3901
    @aves3901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4230

    his & hers sweats but “do it squirt” and “indeed it do”

  • @metaloopa6907
    @metaloopa6907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4194

    “It’s a fucking meme company!” At least they had a company, Cody.

    • @sally.work11
      @sally.work11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      this comment right here.

    • @adara4635
      @adara4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      why doesn't this comment have more likes

    • @ananyatandon2476
      @ananyatandon2476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Kym, we know it’s you

    • @farter3644
      @farter3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ok Kym we get it

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldnt consider that a company, that's simply just a social media account

  • @juliaparker7526
    @juliaparker7526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6235

    I am officially rebranding to “a gal who is down cataclysmically”

  • @louismyatt1507
    @louismyatt1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7665

    “The worst that can happen is that they say no” has been proven as the most categorically untrue quote after watching this vid

    • @surgeonofdeath8280
      @surgeonofdeath8280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "Ewww"

    • @jonathansoelle266
      @jonathansoelle266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Underrated comment

    • @jonathansoelle266
      @jonathansoelle266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loled irl

    • @Cocoa678
      @Cocoa678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The worst that can happen is being invited as the “ugliest date” contender.

    • @xxNJohnson
      @xxNJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Cocoa678 Did he win tho??

  • @osbaldocontreras5868
    @osbaldocontreras5868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15888

    The way Cody handles hate is one of the funniest shit ever

    • @brahimilyes681
      @brahimilyes681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      "Is one of the funniest shit" the struggle to flush out an early comment for the likes

    • @rosechuma2006
      @rosechuma2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@brahimilyes681 No no no, no struggle-

    • @brahimilyes681
      @brahimilyes681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@rosechuma2006 *in a british accent* Struggle, Mr. Struggle.

    • @spaghettio2461
      @spaghettio2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      H

    • @lvl5charmander
      @lvl5charmander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      “not gonna lie, this is me” type comment

  • @ItchiRatRichi
    @ItchiRatRichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    Why do people match with someone just to insult them tho

    • @alh7197
      @alh7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Low self esteem

    • @tobeybr8394
      @tobeybr8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      it makes them feel better about themselves

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i got a friend request on overwatch once and the guy just called me the n-word and told me to uninstall for not healing him enough. guess it's just a similar concept but for assholes irl

    • @jaqaunlockett9585
      @jaqaunlockett9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_ikako_ log that’s fucked up but weird

    • @jaqaunlockett9585
      @jaqaunlockett9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @purplemusiclover1597
    @purplemusiclover1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6403

    “Again, I’m a small dog” imma use this excuse for everything

    • @BigBoy-vp6lp
      @BigBoy-vp6lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @wizard Why the fuck did I fell for this

    • @sneha9372
      @sneha9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@BigBoy-vp6lp same Smh

    • @aryamanmalhotra842
      @aryamanmalhotra842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @wizard ya got me

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      during SEX??? haha looooosseerrrrr

    • @kutekrazykat8615
      @kutekrazykat8615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @wizard HA jokes on you I remember the last digits

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    1:03 “Maybe he’s a Buzzfeed fan”
    Jesus Christ, Cody, he has a family

    • @micahpaulsen3940
      @micahpaulsen3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *Had

    • @KG-ud9ki
      @KG-ud9ki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know. Cody shows no remorse.

    • @mijunablue3224
      @mijunablue3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaha nice

    • @Haxelz
      @Haxelz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why are his brows so nice

  • @Zjr04
    @Zjr04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2970

    The “I’m confused as to why you’re giving this to me” guy was Ajit Pai

    • @vivi7405
      @vivi7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      thats how he would reply to a nude

    • @Swayaaa
      @Swayaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Sisterwillis49 No sister willis

    • @shalev.
      @shalev. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sisterwillis49 yeah

    • @3doomguy
      @3doomguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice call back my g

    • @fortyklub
      @fortyklub 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      New vid ! Pledge for 2 HOURS! (Let’s collab Cody Ko!!🔥🔥

  • @quinn-ut5lb
    @quinn-ut5lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3453

    cody: wants to get a haircut
    *flashback to jeff’s barber shop*

    • @meccawhite9502
      @meccawhite9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      probably because we are on lockdown in LA. Looks good longer tbh.

    • @quinn-ut5lb
      @quinn-ut5lb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@meccawhite9502 yeah, i personally love his long hair

    • @crystalsnow5046
      @crystalsnow5046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your name I relate so much

    • @codymoena4154
      @codymoena4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yo my hair was cut 2 days ago what you talking about?

    • @kv7939
      @kv7939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He would look like ur pfp during the flashback

  • @kaitlynn2469
    @kaitlynn2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    The normal conversation turning sexual is honestly so relatable

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/DY9vWqEg8-o/w-d-xo.html

    • @lonwon7502
      @lonwon7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This is hilarious to me because a while back I was messaging this girl and we were just talking about normal shit and my buddy goes “fuck that entire conversation ask what she wants to do when you guys chill” 😂

    • @9syched
      @9syched 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lonwon7502 lmaoo now i’m convinced everyone has that one friend

    • @jhvibes3471
      @jhvibes3471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In every normal conversation is a seed of hope to get laid

    • @aaryamasingh4067
      @aaryamasingh4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      istg 😂😂 this one time i told this guy I don’t want this whole situationship anymore cause yk it’s not really doing anything for me and he goes AND I QUOTE “no more sucking my dick then ?”

  • @ewokawesome
    @ewokawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    “ I’ve got the hopeful optimism of a puppy” Don’t worry I’m Canadian too it’s normal

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1k likes and no replies. Guess I'm ✨first✨
      No, I wanted to say: Is actually Cody Canadian??

    • @anaischampignon4455
      @anaischampignon4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nebula541 yeah I think he's from Calgary?

    • @mega-egg5808
      @mega-egg5808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok but that's so true

    • @pman8841
      @pman8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Im Canadian and i am not optimistic of puppies, maybe its the different time zones?

    • @babobabo_babo
      @babobabo_babo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oscar Cummins

  • @lezley8465
    @lezley8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

    The way Cody handles hate shows he's not a mr struggle

    • @nrthe2videos514
      @nrthe2videos514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yeah, he's really funny and I respect him for that.
      Also....Memento Mori.

    • @dumbhippykid
      @dumbhippykid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      memento mori!

    • @trishalennex4630
      @trishalennex4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Momento mori

    • @swithinswaroop7270
      @swithinswaroop7270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Momento Mori 🤍🖤

    • @diesel8295
      @diesel8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Memento mori

  • @casspeck7157
    @casspeck7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    one time a guy i was talking to told me he liked my sweater. i replied “thanks it would look better on your bedroom floor ;)” and he said “oh my rooms freezing though”

    • @lark1153
      @lark1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      That's so wholesome 😂😂

    • @21witnokids
      @21witnokids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      he cares💔

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This is one of those times where I feel like I wouldn’t be that stupid but I also know that’s 100% not true

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sounds like he was Big Joel

    • @deeplake9769
      @deeplake9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Girls who are down bad are a sight for sore eyes (my condolences, however 😂)

  • @johnpappa8073
    @johnpappa8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6563

    At this point, his profile pic can be considered catfishing

    • @mhmsky598
      @mhmsky598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      FR

    • @enamored1
      @enamored1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Been saying this

    • @FormedFish
      @FormedFish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Cody be kittenfishing

    • @juandiegoandrade3876
      @juandiegoandrade3876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @juliaholcomb7031
      @juliaholcomb7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      its really been that since the beginning of his channel idk if he'll ever change it

  • @mattmcgrath3959
    @mattmcgrath3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    I'm really glad you clarified that "Do it squirt?" Dad and kid segment... I'm was lost for a minute.

    • @amalm6360
      @amalm6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me tooooo 😂😂😂

    • @vanessad5269
      @vanessad5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @bellabrainrot3348
      @bellabrainrot3348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was like Oh Cody... that might have been just you...

  • @smhhhana
    @smhhhana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    "Down bad" is his favorite term now

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hana

    • @stevencruz978
      @stevencruz978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i’m down bad for cody ko

    • @prodohsamuel
      @prodohsamuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it just rolls off the tongue so nicely

    • @sqacecloud
      @sqacecloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere

    • @potatospud1597
      @potatospud1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boy have I got a song for you

  • @saraawagnerr
    @saraawagnerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    it’s the “i’m sorryyyy” before the sponsored clip for me 😂

    • @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
      @MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s what I said. Like he’s apologizing because he knows we hate listening to ads, and he knows that was a terrible segue.

  • @Blue-bn8px
    @Blue-bn8px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    That joke about “do it squirt” and making a parallel to a dad talking to his kid got hella dicey. Had us in the first half not gonna lie

    • @devhope1128
      @devhope1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I WAS LITERALLY SO CONCERNED AND THEN HE CLARIFIED AND I WAS LIKE “oh thank god”

    • @softsoultarot1591
      @softsoultarot1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL RIGHT

  • @kayleesnerd
    @kayleesnerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1571

    I've come to the conclusion that Cody is literally just a golden retriever.

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Mr. Peanut butter!!
      Haha no has like a mix between bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter

    • @wyatt4790
      @wyatt4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@britann9539 perfect

    • @SassyUnicorn86
      @SassyUnicorn86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@britann9539 I came here to say mr peanutbutter!!

    • @NuclearKat
      @NuclearKat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      12:32

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha you guys are the best 🤘

  • @moonriverinc7896
    @moonriverinc7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    “catastrophically horny” is so funny to me

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When you’re so horny the city is in danger

  • @ChewieCatt
    @ChewieCatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    When Sweet Home Alabama started 💀💀

    • @vikggx
      @vikggx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its on 69th what should i do
      Biggest dilemma of my life

  • @katrineberg2682
    @katrineberg2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    The 'Sweet Home Alabama" song intro playing when he said 'you're like my hot sister' was genius i love it

  • @aliencafe
    @aliencafe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2909

    That ugliest date one was cold, and not even in the funny way
    That's just really fuckin sad and I hope that person has someone who appreciates them now :(

    • @kevinlara1295
      @kevinlara1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      Its literally so cruel, that would completely shatter any of my confidence. I cant believe anyone would find that funny /^:

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@kevinlara1295 Plus the dude said he got iced out for his date. As a woman, who can't get a guy to look at her, that sucks

    • @Jackpauler4lyfe
      @Jackpauler4lyfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Sure it’s not very funny and is extremely ruthless to do, but I’d be laughing pretty hard if I won the ugliest date award. Maybe just wait for the other dates to show up and then hang out with them to have a dude date instead

    • @Jay-mv5hf
      @Jay-mv5hf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@Jackpauler4lyfe I gotta admit, I do like the the bros before hoes attitude. Honestly I hope the guys became friends and had a great time without those mean bitches :(

    • @ashlynnwigenton4555
      @ashlynnwigenton4555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Straight up dog fight

  • @samar8357
    @samar8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    cody has permanently added ‘down bad’ to his frat boy dictionary

    • @neveastrid
      @neveastrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      love the pfp

    • @samar8357
      @samar8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Caroline Sherman harryyyyyy

    • @samar8357
      @samar8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neveastrid i see another cody/harry stan 😁💪 taste

    • @neveastrid
      @neveastrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samar8357 i’m not just a harrie but an ot5 and louis stan as well😌

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      frat grandpa i think you mean

  • @Iditoxereis
    @Iditoxereis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9341

    petition for cody to bring back 'thats cringe'

  • @dianaplace93
    @dianaplace93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Asked a guy to come over and he responded “that’s a very kind invitation.” thought I was gonna pass away right then and there✨

    • @arielafina
      @arielafina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Oof I felt my stomach twist from secondhand pain.

    • @rapa2894
      @rapa2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oooh girl

    • @slyky224
      @slyky224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ask me, I think you’ll love my answer

    • @runnit5863
      @runnit5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@slyky224 you’re down dreadful

    • @lordshaxxophone2606
      @lordshaxxophone2606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@runnit5863 Down horrendous

  • @lizlazmccringe2043
    @lizlazmccringe2043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    The “sorry” right before the sponsor, it’s okay Cody 😭

    • @Rolex-eu5vp
      @Rolex-eu5vp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      hey sorry lol

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah it's fine i can just skip past it king

    • @sophiecole7011
      @sophiecole7011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rolex-eu5vp only real ones know lmao

  • @killiancorless6192
    @killiancorless6192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +962

    i wonder if Cody is just doing this down bad series to eventually confess that these are all his DMs

    • @zeecaptainz
      @zeecaptainz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only one i'd believe is about himself is the lesbian match inviting him to the sorority party

    • @sarahluqman3033
      @sarahluqman3033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zeecaptainz bro what ? Cody is too attractive for this lmaooo

  • @respawn223
    @respawn223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I was hanging out with this gal back in my senior year and we'd been talking for a long time, one day we were hanging out she said "You know we'd be the couple that everyone thinks is dating but we're actually best friends." and I casually laughed it off and died inside.

  • @jamietarttenthusiast
    @jamietarttenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Cody hiding his hair in this video to minimize people telling him to cut it

    • @taurez_98
      @taurez_98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Or that it’s greasy 😂😂😂

    • @breadbox3935
      @breadbox3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now he just looks like a truck driver from the south

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or donate some for Noel.

    • @redox6548
      @redox6548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk about y'all but he's looking fresh as hell in that 5 minutes craft pizza video

    • @ElPresidenteMargz
      @ElPresidenteMargz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redox6548 What looks good .. Cody’s mullet or Noel’s “Make A Wish kid” look ?

  • @duncanm8263
    @duncanm8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    Cody definitely spilled a gallon of milk in the background

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think it's a fake animal pelt rug. Lol Or at least I hope it's fake...

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@thecoleopterist It is not profitable to keep cows just for their pelts, as you have to wait a while for them to grow big enough and then you get just one product off of them. Most cowhides are byproducts of the meat or milk industry. Don’t you think it is better to use all parts of an animal if you’re going to kill it? That way, less goes to waste. It’s a life, after all.

    • @parkerlee1407
      @parkerlee1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@catsplat1272 I think her point was that she wished it wouldn't killed in the first place.

    • @thecoleopterist
      @thecoleopterist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@catsplat1272 no no no. I completely agree with what you are saying, Furs and leather are great when they are being used for an actual purpose. I certainly don't mind killing animals and keeping their fur as long as the meat is used in a way that is not wasteful. I'm 90% sure his rug is fake anyways. I just don't see the appeal now days of having a rug made of an actual animal skin, especially if you didn't kill it yourself. The rug doesn't have any actual function besides decoration. Whatever. I'm not interested in starting any sort of argument. This subject came up because of a blurry rug in the background of a video made by a social media influencer at the end of the day.

    • @ninawald
      @ninawald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic chungus moment 🥴

  • @sadmermaid
    @sadmermaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    Cody sent the pic to his gf as a joke and had to keep the 'joke' going and pursue a comedy career

  • @trentonvideofan
    @trentonvideofan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Bro that girl from the tinder pickup line matched with the dude. She swiped right on him and then made fun of his weight. That’s a whole other type of fucked up.

  • @emmaloorose
    @emmaloorose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    i’ve never considered buying merch until cody said “do it squirt” but on sweatpants I WANT THOSE SO BADLY

    • @liamelliott3622
      @liamelliott3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "find out after this short break"

    • @me0w_grav3s
      @me0w_grav3s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@liamelliott3622 ah fuck it’s a honey sponsor again

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Emma Rose do it squirt tho?

  • @bananan00b007
    @bananan00b007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    That “do it squirt” joke he did really had me worried in the set up lmaooo

  • @larissabug98
    @larissabug98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    cody when he gets a brand deal: hey sorry lol

  • @lildrako7613
    @lildrako7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    When cody was acting as the dad and said “do it squirt” I almost swallowed my gum

    • @joehannesz
      @joehannesz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oooh it said gum, i got real confused there for a second

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@joehannesz i conceal carry my gun by swallowing it and regurgitating it like a seagull

    • @gltche4840
      @gltche4840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joehannesz so either you meant "gun" or another word ending with "-um"

    • @nicole-ve1xq
      @nicole-ve1xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_ikako_ i laughed too hard at this comment ☹️☹️

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joehannesz this is why we should advocate for gun control. Everyone keeps eating their guns! We need to be able to control the gun so we don’t eat them!

  • @deniz-nn9bz
    @deniz-nn9bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    “im doing hot girl shit”
    binging on cody ko videos for 3 hours straight until a new video notification comes up and you go watch the new one

    • @poemsbypoetry
      @poemsbypoetry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Fuck being good I'm a bad bitch 😎

    • @scarmo06
      @scarmo06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAO NO JOKE 💀

    • @ari1758
      @ari1758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm a savage. Classy, boujee, ratchet.

    • @troy8423
      @troy8423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you’re doing lazy person shit

    • @deniz-nn9bz
      @deniz-nn9bz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@troy8423 sounds like you’re taking things way too seriously 💀

  • @dxhyunjin
    @dxhyunjin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    Out of all these, Cody’s shirtless mirror pic was the saddest

    • @kathryn8467
      @kathryn8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      nah the sorority ugly date one almost made me tear up a little

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      bro if someone responded with “ew i hope this is a joke” to a sexy pic i sent i would kms

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@oliveraddison6143 legit lol imagine building the confidence first and foremost for that and getting that kind of response

    • @xiRePeNTx
      @xiRePeNTx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not as sad as the existence of K-pop Stan's tho .

    • @leac9569
      @leac9569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fr that made me so sad omg

  • @griffinstopsign
    @griffinstopsign 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    no joke, i know for a fact people would buy the "do it squirt?" sweatpants. i wouldnt, but people would

  • @noelle9879
    @noelle9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “CHEM TRAILS!?.. THAT SHIT SUCKS😓😡”’
    -Cody Ko, 2021

  • @emmyj365
    @emmyj365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    the “do it squirt” bit was hilarious nice job cody

    • @sanjulkapoor6637
      @sanjulkapoor6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IKR JDJDHDJDJSH

    • @richmond3083
      @richmond3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I was kind of horrified and then he explained it and I felt so stupid that was so good

    • @yasaiaisa8363
      @yasaiaisa8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment sounds kinda patronising, like a parent to their annoying kid.
      But I do agree that the bit was fire tho

    • @izzyme989
      @izzyme989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved it

    • @bellabrainrot3348
      @bellabrainrot3348 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mono mezzo Neat

  • @specxlaw
    @specxlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Why does Cody look like he’s about to say “EXCELLENT” any second

    • @soho6435
      @soho6435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This comment is so funny because it’s true lol

    • @leila9871
      @leila9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @trinbrin5143
      @trinbrin5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG YES

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Party time!

    • @courtenaycourtenay
      @courtenaycourtenay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Camera 1.. camera 2.. camera 1.. camera 2

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6102

    Next video: Trucker hat tier list

    • @arianarodriguez3740
      @arianarodriguez3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guys I love your videos!

    • @clearcontentment3695
      @clearcontentment3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If this get past 420 it’ll happen

    • @vanilla7266
      @vanilla7266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he is from calgary, afterall.

    • @mybuffysummers
      @mybuffysummers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now I legit wanna see him tier list all his hairstyles actually

    • @GrinningBanshee
      @GrinningBanshee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Do it squirt" hat

  • @baja_brody
    @baja_brody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    trucker hat really tied in the whole: “but like, my hot sister”

  • @drunkhyena
    @drunkhyena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Somehow I completely believe that Cody would read something like 'there's actual industrial bleach in toothpaste and that's why you shouldn't swallow it' and believe it immediately until Noel laughs at him

  • @johnvarvatos5654
    @johnvarvatos5654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    “Down bad” is the new “frictionless”

    • @motttta
      @motttta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was a frictionless transition

    • @riveralatoia9198
      @riveralatoia9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not funny

    • @lilybiahip
      @lilybiahip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@riveralatoia9198 then why reply?

    • @shatakshisharma5240
      @shatakshisharma5240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/DY9vWqEg8-o/w-d-xo.html

    • @Bimby-b
      @Bimby-b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no nonononono

  • @bensesler113
    @bensesler113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    The backend tech developer jokes will never get old

  • @emilyedmonson3039
    @emilyedmonson3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    “Oh neat” guy was already halfway into his next relationship

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I can personally testify that the whole “do it squirt” conversation happens a lot to me. It starts off as a little “getting to know you” convo, and then suddenly they pop ✨𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷✨

  • @thevice521
    @thevice521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    went on a date with a guy, and the next day he tweeted, "haven't been on a date with someone i genuinely like since may"... the date was in september 🤪

    • @eurekamreum5458
      @eurekamreum5458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      his loss, not yours!

    • @thevice521
      @thevice521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@eurekamreum5458 purrr ❤️

  • @BombShot
    @BombShot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3059

    Cody looks like he should be wearing a tee with the arms cut-off, and be confidently saying racially insensitive things to me at the local gas station.

    • @Prissyde
      @Prissyde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      LMAOO it’s the damn mullet.

    • @BombShot
      @BombShot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      ​@@Prissyde ik but also its the hat too and the something about the way hes making faces, just got flashbacks to working at the gas station and random truckers coming in and saying some dumb stuff like
      "Its a good livin driving trucks but sometimes I'm worried that those damn *insert literally any race other than white here* are gonna mess up and run me off the road. He he ya know what I'm sayin boy?"

    • @almoalmoalmoalmo
      @almoalmoalmoalmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Accurate

    • @nathan-lu5ir
      @nathan-lu5ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BombShot LMAO 😭

    • @katherine1181
      @katherine1181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      nah, we know our short king is too woke for that.

  • @quinnarnold8733
    @quinnarnold8733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I think ones who are really down are the ones who get on a dating app specifically to be rude to people. What a sad existence.

  • @JennaEmbers
    @JennaEmbers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14538

    Ok but I actually like the trucker hat and long hair vibe on Cody what is happening

    • @paige3858
      @paige3858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      PLEASE 😭😭✋

    • @Cajj1004
      @Cajj1004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      He’s such a handsome old man🧡🧡😉😉

    • @alextimemit9454
      @alextimemit9454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Hockey flow

    • @yousauce7451
      @yousauce7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You're wrong.

    • @Gravlti
      @Gravlti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Next time we see him he gonna be blastin bohemian rapsody from his cars speakers

  • @WreckSpecks
    @WreckSpecks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2577

    To the dude who had a srat girl bring him as an ugly date, she doesn’t deserve you king. Keep your head up so the crown doesn’t fall 👌🏻

    • @Tayl0r_
      @Tayl0r_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Such a typical “sorority gurl” thing to do sadly.

    • @saprogeist31
      @saprogeist31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm with Garrett. That's a fucked up thing to do.

    • @speedysnake1401
      @speedysnake1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Tayl0r_ Is that really typical? I find it to be an evil thing to do. I couldn't imagine guys doing this to a girl (though it probably happens)

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Eat the rich

    • @sophrose821
      @sophrose821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      kind of like dinner for schmucks : (

  • @maxdugan9211
    @maxdugan9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I once was talking to a girl for a couple months, took her to homecoming, and then asked her on a date to the movies cause I thought it was going well. She agreed and I was on the top of the world, then a couple of days before the date she asks if other people are going to be there and cancels because she didn’t know it was a date. It hurt man.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girls like that aren’t worth your time. If a girl rejects you make them wish they had you.

    • @Parrot5884
      @Parrot5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@superjlk_9538 This is a really dumb approach my dude. A person can't force themselves to have feelings for someone. Would much rather be told upfront that someone doesn't want to date me than have them go along uncomfortably.

    • @lvl5charmander
      @lvl5charmander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Parrot5884 did u not read the original comment?

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lvl5charmander The original comment says she cancelled because she didn’t know it was a date. Implying she thought they were just friends. (Lack of communication I guess?) Much better for her to cancel than go along on a date with someone she doesn’t like, get their hopes up, and then dump them. As the other commenter said.

    • @superjlk_9538
      @superjlk_9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Parrot5884 this approach actually works. If a girl rejects you move on like a grown up. When you hit your success they’ll come begging for you back.

  • @imeantloveyou5eva
    @imeantloveyou5eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    i think that “do it squirt?” was from our boy noah cent-a-neeno

    • @juanlargacha1502
      @juanlargacha1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean moah cented mayo?

    • @nevaeh9171
      @nevaeh9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@juanlargacha1502 a youtuber named KennieJD calls him Noah Scent-of-a-woman 😂😂

  • @joanamarques6184
    @joanamarques6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “Ew I hope his was a joke” hit so hard.... 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kay-leighlewis9322
      @kay-leighlewis9322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro the pain I felt, still trying to process it, might need to take a lap

  • @johanmaisonneuve9936
    @johanmaisonneuve9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Cody now has to say sorry everytime he gets a sponsor.

  • @ashersingleton21
    @ashersingleton21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Cody is the most honest sellout I’ve ever seen

    • @alllllisoon
      @alllllisoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      he literally said "i'm sorry" and shook his head lmaoooo love it

    • @yaboyomar7
      @yaboyomar7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@alllllisoon i think he was also saying sorry for the segway leading into it as well lmaoooo

    • @Idontknow-vm1iy
      @Idontknow-vm1iy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How is he a sell out

  • @MariaClara-pj2yq
    @MariaClara-pj2yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Once I messaged a boy that I was going out with saying that my presentation went great and I was happy. Was just trying to make conversation, develop the relationship a little bit you know. And then he responded with: I don't think you meant to send that to me.
    I was down kinda bad.

  • @muscleloy5172
    @muscleloy5172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “...seconds ago” hits different

    • @akewl
      @akewl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      my mom hits me

    • @mrwaffle8908
      @mrwaffle8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@akewl she hits me as well

    • @crazyperson6696
      @crazyperson6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@akewl hit her back

    • @ineedamilkshake
      @ineedamilkshake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you guys need help :D

    • @vn9574
      @vn9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crazyperson6696 no. That's being a brat.

  • @anon3384
    @anon3384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    If Cody keeps wearing those hats I’m literally going to think he became a trucker

    • @riveralatoia9198
      @riveralatoia9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He did

    • @cipher893
      @cipher893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And that is perfectly fine!

    • @PillarofFiree
      @PillarofFiree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait is he not already a trucker on the weekends? i was surely convinced

  • @xyzabc3492
    @xyzabc3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The ugliest date contest almost made me cry, I feel so sorry for him

  • @chloeayres5007
    @chloeayres5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    one time I hung out with this guy, and I genuinely did not think that we were on a date but maybe he did. Anyway, at the end he held out his hand definitely an invite to hand hold which I didnt register and.... I slapped it. I gave the dude a low five. and directly after I watched his face go to just...Down Bad.

    • @Allopientubefish2
      @Allopientubefish2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damn

    • @javierfito5077
      @javierfito5077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      how you end up in a date with out knowing? like you think guys actually want to be your friend?

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@javierfito5077 so true, i’d never be friends with a woman

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Keystrokes
      You guys are meanies.

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@javierfito5077 Calm down, Javier

  • @piperdunn7785
    @piperdunn7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    The one he decides to question the validity of: "Do it squirt?" is literally one of the most realistic ones and it makes me so sad lol

  • @emmadacey538
    @emmadacey538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    8:29 I really thought he was going to say tubular “boobulars” and I would have lost it

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    That “do it, squirt!” joke really did a number on me

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    “Ugliest date” that woman better never do well in this world nor her friends.

  • @maddiesharpe7118
    @maddiesharpe7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    When I was like 10 I told my first crush that I liked him and he said “that’s fine” 😭😭😂 I’ll never forget lmfao

    • @helpmeimstartled
      @helpmeimstartled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Oh. God* The types of memories I try to run from. Fancy meeting them here.

    • @maddiesharpe7118
      @maddiesharpe7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @lost cause lol aww thanks

    • @angietorreano7508
      @angietorreano7508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m sorry but that is so fucking funny

    • @maddiesharpe7118
      @maddiesharpe7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angietorreano7508 I know😂😂

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rip that sounds like that kid could be me, except I'm a girl and I didn't know what a crush was nor did I know how to respond to one lmao

  • @milzwan2922
    @milzwan2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When he started talking about dads saying to their children “do it squirt” I got worried

  • @noegonzalez2828
    @noegonzalez2828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "Oh neat" sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.

  • @injiyoo7962
    @injiyoo7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Yo the sorority girl is so mean. How did you go to college and still maintain that high school’s mean girl attitude. Sooo childish

  • @sqacecloud
    @sqacecloud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    The way he handles hate is the funniest thing ever

    • @YuemTheFargeGuy
      @YuemTheFargeGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Some one commented the same thing before you

    • @beverycarefuljohn586
      @beverycarefuljohn586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@YuemTheFargeGuy i wonder how darksun is going to handle this.

    • @marinpetricevic1922
      @marinpetricevic1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beverycarefuljohn586 hahahahaha ne vjerujem šemso u komentarima

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@limbobby it’s actually sad because he stole it from someone else’s LOL

  • @zaccds
    @zaccds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    The term "down bad" sounds like a translation error.

    • @Sillylittletotebagqueen
      @Sillylittletotebagqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It’s AAVE as most popular phrases are

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Down bad is a sing by dreamville

    • @yvannab.1260
      @yvannab.1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Jerry_Bean It’s AAVE (African American Vernacular English)

    • @Jerry_Bean
      @Jerry_Bean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yvannab.1260 don't know what that means but aight

    • @ameliedelarebranch2316
      @ameliedelarebranch2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the ethnic young lady was letting you know where the term originated from

  • @cheri618
    @cheri618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    ugliest date contest is just mean af. didn’t know that was a real thing. thought people did this in corny teen/college movies.

    • @03_austindrake88
      @03_austindrake88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's probably where they got the idea from. Pretty fucked up.

    • @cheri618
      @cheri618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@03_austindrake88 yeah people can be really cruel for no reason.

    • @rosemary8136
      @rosemary8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought sororities only acted that way in movies but damn

    • @LoudHippo616
      @LoudHippo616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i thought it was fake tbh that’s to fucked for it to be real

    • @cheri618
      @cheri618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@rosemary8136 i hear all kinds of messed up stories about sororities and fraternities. even ones that lead to death. i’m sure not all of them are bad but they definitely don’t get a good rep because of the things they’ve done/do.

  • @paraiax4341
    @paraiax4341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've heard of the ugliest date contest. They use to call it hogging when I was younger. I never participated but it was to see which guy would sleep with the ugliest girl. They would all pool money and who ever won would win the pot of money. Absolutely disgusting, I really hope none of those woman found out.

  • @krylee3068
    @krylee3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "doesn't know how meme companies work"
    Also *created frictionless meme app*

  • @markmunyui
    @markmunyui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The Twitter account owner said he didn’t work with that “meme” company. They were former colleagues that are now taking credit for his work on the account

    • @wiccanworm
      @wiccanworm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      THE PLOT THICKENS

    • @neutral.chaotic
      @neutral.chaotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No offense but who the fuck cares 😅

    • @scottrainey2375
      @scottrainey2375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@neutral.chaotic ???? I found it interesting lmao relax Annie

    • @lau.5203
      @lau.5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Annie Craton sometimes you just gotta read something you dont care about and just move along

    • @KurooTori
      @KurooTori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@neutral.chaotic No offence Annie, I know this is a really mean thing to say and I might get banned from the internet for cyber bullying but, you are rude

  • @hola-ym9wy
    @hola-ym9wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Cody: *Dancing in front of the camera*
    Simplisafe motion sensor: *LITTLE BACKEND DEVELOPER DETECTED*

  • @bellehoke2110
    @bellehoke2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    cody has extra dad energy in this one

  • @k1l158
    @k1l158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    9:43 I was really worried about where the “Do it squirt?” joke was heading

    • @kaihartmann924
      @kaihartmann924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same my expression was like "whatt" 😂

    • @sablemae8853
      @sablemae8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And then he stuck the landing

  • @dertmatyui
    @dertmatyui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    Confused as to why you haven’t done this with Noel and Spock yet

    • @isbakernation
      @isbakernation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just want Spock tbh. Cody has grown a lot and so has Noel since they last had a video with Spock. I’d love it if Cody just uploaded a lot of videos w Spock for a bit

    • @faithadeniyi6167
      @faithadeniyi6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      pandemic

    • @dertmatyui
      @dertmatyui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@faithadeniyi6167 they did drunk baking

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@faithadeniyi6167 they could also do it over call like the podcast

  • @taylorf833
    @taylorf833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    I want “Do It Squirt” on a T-shirt with a baseball bat in the background or something lmfao

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Sisterwillis49 I’m sure that has something to do with OPs comment, but to someone who isn’t a Harry styles fan, this just seems so random.
      Edit: nvm, I take it back. Looks like you’re just commenting that randomly, lmao.

    • @Swayaaa
      @Swayaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sisterwillis49 No

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sisterwillis49 why do you keep commenting this bruh

    • @slay9395
      @slay9395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the do it Nike logo but its do it squirt instead

    • @taylorf833
      @taylorf833 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slay9395 hahaha this is so good

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:46 this has happened to me. We even called it a date when we made the plans. It hurt like hell because she was absolutely the most adorable and sweet person I've ever met, dorky, smart, relaxed, introverted like me. Absolutely everything I look for in a partner.

  • @selina9474
    @selina9474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    I hate how nowadays everyone is immediately screaming "fake" at everything, like I'm enjoying a video or whatever but as soon as I see those comments my mood is ✨ruined✨ idgaf if it's fake I just want to enjoy some silly videos damn

    • @kinvarar5236
      @kinvarar5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeeeeeeessssss, for fucks sake. Everyone is the fucken realness police all of a sudden

    • @adamburgers
      @adamburgers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Like, these same people enjoy movies and tv shows right? Turns out, THEY'RE ALL FAKE?!?!

    • @peachepanda4484
      @peachepanda4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel you!!!

    • @NotAdultingToday
      @NotAdultingToday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Especially this year. Let me watch dumb shit.

    • @steggyweggy
      @steggyweggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Even if it is fake, it’s better to just pretend it’s real for the jokes. Just because something is fake doesn’t mean it should stop being funny. We laugh at jokes in superhero movies and nobody complains about them being fake.
      Also this reminds me of a joke by the Randy puppet comedian so I recommend you all watch his special on his TH-cam. The story he tells is worth the whole hour special
      Edit: the special is called Randy writes a book and the story but is called Randy buys a bookshelf on gumtree

  • @DamienBarriga
    @DamienBarriga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    CODY. PLEASE. THIS NEED TO BE AN ONGOING SERIES. THIS WAS SO FUNNY

  • @erikperron9722
    @erikperron9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    its cool to hear a little "backend tech developer" talk about how easy this security system is to set up! Thanks Cody and thanks SimpliSafe!

    • @jennyspencer3415
      @jennyspencer3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s right

    • @erikperron9722
      @erikperron9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jennyspencer3415 I love your username lol

    • @jennyspencer3415
      @jennyspencer3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erikperron9722 yeah thanks

    • @erikperron9722
      @erikperron9722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jennyspencer3415 you must get all the doe’s.

    • @jennyspencer3415
      @jennyspencer3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@erikperron9722 nice one. Must have thought about that one for a while

  • @shanxious
    @shanxious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Horrible fact, there’s this thing in the military called a dogfight where the guys have a contest to see who can bring the ugliest date and whoever does wins all the money. Pretty sure it’s a marine thing

    • @MaybeBen
      @MaybeBen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Holy hell imagine being bought as a date and winning

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It is the marine ball.

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      That's mean and immature as fuck

    • @Jay-mv5hf
      @Jay-mv5hf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Another reason why marines ain’t shit

    • @wafflefalafel9442
      @wafflefalafel9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Theres a musical about this :D

  • @nishitaiyengar
    @nishitaiyengar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    “How can anyone be so rude?!” He asks.
    I had a guy SPIT on me in front of 50 people cause I was too ugly for him and made the mistake of asking him out.

    • @user-yi5qp6ht4b
      @user-yi5qp6ht4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      wtf im so sorry

    • @leslie2200
      @leslie2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      please say sike :(

    • @mack7235
      @mack7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @petra kotas unknown

    • @janer7862
      @janer7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      That's horrible, I'm sorry

    • @phifuru
      @phifuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      should've pissed on him to show dominance

  • @garretthohler6024
    @garretthohler6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The contest to see who can bring the ugliest date reminded me of the movie “Dinner for Schmucks”

    • @zacharylevine1257
      @zacharylevine1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly what I was thinking of lol

    • @ellagris
      @ellagris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah that ones gotta be fake lmaooo

    • @lizyconyers7009
      @lizyconyers7009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ellagris have you met awful rich people

    • @jbw6067
      @jbw6067 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sisterwillis49 OMG HI

    • @ellagris
      @ellagris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lizyconyers7009 yes and while i agree they could do something that shitty it seemed like they were trolling him w the plot of a movie lol

  • @adriiiiii9098
    @adriiiiii9098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    being this early is being a fan and being down baaaaaad.

    • @gad3313
      @gad3313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You rii you rii 😕

    • @miss_daaé
      @miss_daaé 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      true facts 😭😂

    • @Obliq
      @Obliq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :(

    • @stevencruz978
      @stevencruz978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i’m down bad for cody ko

    • @AelitaVA
      @AelitaVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment is perfect. I don’t think it could’ve been said any better. Lol

  • @drumptruck6268
    @drumptruck6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "do it squirt" is just the older, hornier brother of "delete it fat" and I think that's great

  • @Ryan-rb4gs
    @Ryan-rb4gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Cody’s level of humor is literally too intelligent for these people who are hating to understand lol

    • @sethg2179
      @sethg2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah do it squirt is super clever lmao. Don't get me wrong I love Cody but idk if this video is high brow humour lol

    • @Ryan-rb4gs
      @Ryan-rb4gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sethg2179 yeah I just meant in general really

    • @specialknees6798
      @specialknees6798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cody Ko. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over the typical viewers head.

    • @AlexandrBorschchev
      @AlexandrBorschchev 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @carolinejohns111
    @carolinejohns111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    cody looks like he sells hotdogs at a baseball stadium

  • @eanallday8915
    @eanallday8915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Cody must have spilled a big glass of milk in the background.