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i got a friend request on overwatch once and the guy just called me the n-word and told me to uninstall for not healing him enough. guess it's just a similar concept but for assholes irl
Why aren't more TH-camrs writing articles instead of making videos?! I've been saying this for years, come on people. Columnists are way more successful than TH-camrs.
women aren't funny. you recycled this joke from the start of this video. also doesn't make sense that it would be a "thesis paper". you made a worse version of a joke that everyone who watched at least part of the video already had heard
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hana
That ugliest date one was cold, and not even in the funny way That's just really fuckin sad and I hope that person has someone who appreciates them now :(
Sure it’s not very funny and is extremely ruthless to do, but I’d be laughing pretty hard if I won the ugliest date award. Maybe just wait for the other dates to show up and then hang out with them to have a dude date instead
@@Jackpauler4lyfe I gotta admit, I do like the the bros before hoes attitude. Honestly I hope the guys became friends and had a great time without those mean bitches :(
@@thecoleopterist It is not profitable to keep cows just for their pelts, as you have to wait a while for them to grow big enough and then you get just one product off of them. Most cowhides are byproducts of the meat or milk industry. Don’t you think it is better to use all parts of an animal if you’re going to kill it? That way, less goes to waste. It’s a life, after all.
@@catsplat1272 no no no. I completely agree with what you are saying, Furs and leather are great when they are being used for an actual purpose. I certainly don't mind killing animals and keeping their fur as long as the meat is used in a way that is not wasteful. I'm 90% sure his rug is fake anyways. I just don't see the appeal now days of having a rug made of an actual animal skin, especially if you didn't kill it yourself. The rug doesn't have any actual function besides decoration. Whatever. I'm not interested in starting any sort of argument. This subject came up because of a blurry rug in the background of a video made by a social media influencer at the end of the day.
one time a guy i was talking to told me he liked my sweater. i replied “thanks it would look better on your bedroom floor ;)” and he said “oh my rooms freezing though”
This is hilarious to me because a while back I was messaging this girl and we were just talking about normal shit and my buddy goes “fuck that entire conversation ask what she wants to do when you guys chill” 😂
istg 😂😂 this one time i told this guy I don’t want this whole situationship anymore cause yk it’s not really doing anything for me and he goes AND I QUOTE “no more sucking my dick then ?”
Cody looks like he should be wearing a tee with the arms cut-off, and be confidently saying racially insensitive things to me at the local gas station.
@@Prissyde ik but also its the hat too and the something about the way hes making faces, just got flashbacks to working at the gas station and random truckers coming in and saying some dumb stuff like "Its a good livin driving trucks but sometimes I'm worried that those damn *insert literally any race other than white here* are gonna mess up and run me off the road. He he ya know what I'm sayin boy?"
@@johannes1679 this is why we should advocate for gun control. Everyone keeps eating their guns! We need to be able to control the gun so we don’t eat them!
@@rosemary8136 i hear all kinds of messed up stories about sororities and fraternities. even ones that lead to death. i’m sure not all of them are bad but they definitely don’t get a good rep because of the things they’ve done/do.
I hate how nowadays everyone is immediately screaming "fake" at everything, like I'm enjoying a video or whatever but as soon as I see those comments my mood is ✨ruined✨ idgaf if it's fake I just want to enjoy some silly videos damn
Even if it is fake, it’s better to just pretend it’s real for the jokes. Just because something is fake doesn’t mean it should stop being funny. We laugh at jokes in superhero movies and nobody complains about them being fake. Also this reminds me of a joke by the Randy puppet comedian so I recommend you all watch his special on his TH-cam. The story he tells is worth the whole hour special Edit: the special is called Randy writes a book and the story but is called Randy buys a bookshelf on gumtree
Bro that girl from the tinder pickup line matched with the dude. She swiped right on him and then made fun of his weight. That’s a whole other type of fucked up.
I just want Spock tbh. Cody has grown a lot and so has Noel since they last had a video with Spock. I’d love it if Cody just uploaded a lot of videos w Spock for a bit
one time I hung out with this guy, and I genuinely did not think that we were on a date but maybe he did. Anyway, at the end he held out his hand definitely an invite to hand hold which I didnt register and.... I slapped it. I gave the dude a low five. and directly after I watched his face go to just...Down Bad.
went on a date with a guy, and the next day he tweeted, "haven't been on a date with someone i genuinely like since may"... the date was in september 🤪
Horrible fact, there’s this thing in the military called a dogfight where the guys have a contest to see who can bring the ugliest date and whoever does wins all the money. Pretty sure it’s a marine thing
“How can anyone be so rude?!” He asks. I had a guy SPIT on me in front of 50 people cause I was too ugly for him and made the mistake of asking him out.
I was hanging out with this gal back in my senior year and we'd been talking for a long time, one day we were hanging out she said "You know we'd be the couple that everyone thinks is dating but we're actually best friends." and I casually laughed it off and died inside.
@Sisterwillis49 I’m sure that has something to do with OPs comment, but to someone who isn’t a Harry styles fan, this just seems so random. Edit: nvm, I take it back. Looks like you’re just commenting that randomly, lmao.
Once I messaged a boy that I was going out with saying that my presentation went great and I was happy. Was just trying to make conversation, develop the relationship a little bit you know. And then he responded with: I don't think you meant to send that to me. I was down kinda bad.
I once was talking to a girl for a couple months, took her to homecoming, and then asked her on a date to the movies cause I thought it was going well. She agreed and I was on the top of the world, then a couple of days before the date she asks if other people are going to be there and cancels because she didn’t know it was a date. It hurt man.
@@superjlk_9538 This is a really dumb approach my dude. A person can't force themselves to have feelings for someone. Would much rather be told upfront that someone doesn't want to date me than have them go along uncomfortably.
@@lvl5charmander The original comment says she cancelled because she didn’t know it was a date. Implying she thought they were just friends. (Lack of communication I guess?) Much better for her to cancel than go along on a date with someone she doesn’t like, get their hopes up, and then dump them. As the other commenter said.
I can personally testify that the whole “do it squirt” conversation happens a lot to me. It starts off as a little “getting to know you” convo, and then suddenly they pop ✨𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷✨
Somehow I completely believe that Cody would read something like 'there's actual industrial bleach in toothpaste and that's why you shouldn't swallow it' and believe it immediately until Noel laughs at him
DM’d a girl after she posted herself with a picture of “proud to be me” under a gay flag. Exact response... “hey I was just joking around to make fun of you guys, didn’t think I would actually get one 😂✌️” I was LIVID Update: the girl apologized to me, I’m not sure if she really cares but she said “sorry, I didn’t realize how hurtful and bad that could be” I don’t want to drop her ig I don’t want you guys to harass her even though it is tempting.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cody Ko. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over the typical viewers head.
The Twitter account owner said he didn’t work with that “meme” company. They were former colleagues that are now taking credit for his work on the account
@@neutral.chaotic No offence Annie, I know this is a really mean thing to say and I might get banned from the internet for cyber bullying but, you are rude
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Ass
hi cody
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“Maybe he is a buzzfeed fan” is the dirtiest insult I have ever heard.
bruv 420 likes
Nvm u guys ruined it
@@n0rmql_122 hahahaha!!!! weed!!
@@Sunny-jy4ib yes number funny made me hahahahahhahahaahhaahhaha
Funny number weeeeeed
No
@@AlexandrBorschchev no u
The way Cody handles hate is one of the funniest shit ever
"Is one of the funniest shit" the struggle to flush out an early comment for the likes
@@brahimilyes681 No no no, no struggle-
@@rosechuma2006 *in a british accent* Struggle, Mr. Struggle.
H
“not gonna lie, this is me” type comment
Ok but I actually like the trucker hat and long hair vibe on Cody what is happening
PLEASE 😭😭✋
He’s such a handsome old man🧡🧡😉😉
Hockey flow
You're wrong.
Next time we see him he gonna be blastin bohemian rapsody from his cars speakers
“It’s a fucking meme company!” At least they had a company, Cody.
this comment right here.
why doesn't this comment have more likes
Kym, we know it’s you
Ok Kym we get it
I wouldnt consider that a company, that's simply just a social media account
Next video: Trucker hat tier list
Guys I love your videos!
If this get past 420 it’ll happen
he is from calgary, afterall.
Now I legit wanna see him tier list all his hairstyles actually
"Do it squirt" hat
I am officially rebranding to “a gal who is down cataclysmically”
Same
Do it, Squirt!
Same girl
I'll be the "catastrophically horny" one then
@@liopleurodon155 😂😂😂
At this point, his profile pic can be considered catfishing
FR
Been saying this
Cody be kittenfishing
😂😂😂😂
its really been that since the beginning of his channel idk if he'll ever change it
Why do people match with someone just to insult them tho
Low self esteem
it makes them feel better about themselves
i got a friend request on overwatch once and the guy just called me the n-word and told me to uninstall for not healing him enough. guess it's just a similar concept but for assholes irl
@@_ikako_ log that’s fucked up but weird
lol
replying to a nude with "Oh neat", is literally just one level above sending "Poggers"
I’d personally feel more appreciated with poggers than I would with oh neat
@@kierra1725 agreed
@@kierra1725 poggers is an elite word
@@amogus3371 poggers is the worst word ever
@@assmilk9674 people that use poggers use it like its the highest praise. I would rather cringe for a sec but be praised than get an ai response
“The worst that can happen is that they say no” has been proven as the most categorically untrue quote after watching this vid
"Ewww"
Underrated comment
I loled irl
The worst that can happen is being invited as the “ugliest date” contender.
@@Cocoa678 Did he win tho??
his & hers sweats but “do it squirt” and “indeed it do”
approved
Omg 🤣😂🤣😂 yes!!!!!
No
no thank you. please no
I am so very confused...
petition for cody to bring back 'thats cringe'
YES
YES
Where do I sign
Yas
**proceeds to donate 1 million dollars**
“Again, I’m a small dog” imma use this excuse for everything
@wizard Why the fuck did I fell for this
@@BigBoy-vp6lp same Smh
@wizard ya got me
during SEX??? haha looooosseerrrrr
@wizard HA jokes on you I remember the last digits
The way Cody handles hate shows he's not a mr struggle
Yeah, he's really funny and I respect him for that.
Also....Memento Mori.
memento mori!
Momento mori
Momento Mori 🤍🖤
Memento mori
Ugh a 14.19 minute long video talking about something I would have easily read on a Times New Roman 12 point font thesis paper🙄 come on Cody do better
1inch margins, MLA format
double spaced doe?
Why aren't more TH-camrs writing articles instead of making videos?! I've been saying this for years, come on people. Columnists are way more successful than TH-camrs.
14.316..., learn to use decimals
women aren't funny. you recycled this joke from the start of this video. also doesn't make sense that it would be a "thesis paper". you made a worse version of a joke that everyone who watched at least part of the video already had heard
cody: wants to get a haircut
*flashback to jeff’s barber shop*
probably because we are on lockdown in LA. Looks good longer tbh.
@@meccawhite9502 yeah, i personally love his long hair
Your name I relate so much
Yo my hair was cut 2 days ago what you talking about?
He would look like ur pfp during the flashback
The “I’m confused as to why you’re giving this to me” guy was Ajit Pai
thats how he would reply to a nude
@Sisterwillis49 No sister willis
@Sisterwillis49 yeah
nice call back my g
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“ I’ve got the hopeful optimism of a puppy” Don’t worry I’m Canadian too it’s normal
1k likes and no replies. Guess I'm ✨first✨
No, I wanted to say: Is actually Cody Canadian??
@@nebula541 yeah I think he's from Calgary?
ok but that's so true
Im Canadian and i am not optimistic of puppies, maybe its the different time zones?
Oscar Cummins
"Down bad" is his favorite term now
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hana
i’m down bad for cody ko
it just rolls off the tongue so nicely
@@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere
Boy have I got a song for you
When Sweet Home Alabama started 💀💀
Its on 69th what should i do
Biggest dilemma of my life
That ugliest date one was cold, and not even in the funny way
That's just really fuckin sad and I hope that person has someone who appreciates them now :(
Its literally so cruel, that would completely shatter any of my confidence. I cant believe anyone would find that funny /^:
@@kevinlara1295 Plus the dude said he got iced out for his date. As a woman, who can't get a guy to look at her, that sucks
Sure it’s not very funny and is extremely ruthless to do, but I’d be laughing pretty hard if I won the ugliest date award. Maybe just wait for the other dates to show up and then hang out with them to have a dude date instead
@@Jackpauler4lyfe I gotta admit, I do like the the bros before hoes attitude. Honestly I hope the guys became friends and had a great time without those mean bitches :(
Straight up dog fight
I'm really glad you clarified that "Do it squirt?" Dad and kid segment... I'm was lost for a minute.
Me tooooo 😂😂😂
Same
I was like Oh Cody... that might have been just you...
Cody definitely spilled a gallon of milk in the background
I think it's a fake animal pelt rug. Lol Or at least I hope it's fake...
@@thecoleopterist It is not profitable to keep cows just for their pelts, as you have to wait a while for them to grow big enough and then you get just one product off of them. Most cowhides are byproducts of the meat or milk industry. Don’t you think it is better to use all parts of an animal if you’re going to kill it? That way, less goes to waste. It’s a life, after all.
@@catsplat1272 I think her point was that she wished it wouldn't killed in the first place.
@@catsplat1272 no no no. I completely agree with what you are saying, Furs and leather are great when they are being used for an actual purpose. I certainly don't mind killing animals and keeping their fur as long as the meat is used in a way that is not wasteful. I'm 90% sure his rug is fake anyways. I just don't see the appeal now days of having a rug made of an actual animal skin, especially if you didn't kill it yourself. The rug doesn't have any actual function besides decoration. Whatever. I'm not interested in starting any sort of argument. This subject came up because of a blurry rug in the background of a video made by a social media influencer at the end of the day.
Epic chungus moment 🥴
one time a guy i was talking to told me he liked my sweater. i replied “thanks it would look better on your bedroom floor ;)” and he said “oh my rooms freezing though”
That's so wholesome 😂😂
he cares💔
This is one of those times where I feel like I wouldn’t be that stupid but I also know that’s 100% not true
sounds like he was Big Joel
Girls who are down bad are a sight for sore eyes (my condolences, however 😂)
1:03 “Maybe he’s a Buzzfeed fan”
Jesus Christ, Cody, he has a family
*Had
I know. Cody shows no remorse.
hahaha nice
Why are his brows so nice
I've come to the conclusion that Cody is literally just a golden retriever.
Mr. Peanut butter!!
Haha no has like a mix between bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter
@@britann9539 perfect
@@britann9539 I came here to say mr peanutbutter!!
12:32
Haha you guys are the best 🤘
The “sorry” right before the sponsor, it’s okay Cody 😭
hey sorry lol
yeah it's fine i can just skip past it king
@@Rolex-eu5vp only real ones know lmao
it’s the “i’m sorryyyy” before the sponsored clip for me 😂
That’s what I said. Like he’s apologizing because he knows we hate listening to ads, and he knows that was a terrible segue.
The normal conversation turning sexual is honestly so relatable
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This is hilarious to me because a while back I was messaging this girl and we were just talking about normal shit and my buddy goes “fuck that entire conversation ask what she wants to do when you guys chill” 😂
@@lonwon7502 lmaoo now i’m convinced everyone has that one friend
In every normal conversation is a seed of hope to get laid
istg 😂😂 this one time i told this guy I don’t want this whole situationship anymore cause yk it’s not really doing anything for me and he goes AND I QUOTE “no more sucking my dick then ?”
cody has permanently added ‘down bad’ to his frat boy dictionary
love the pfp
@Caroline Sherman harryyyyyy
@@braydenkelley9938 i see another cody/harry stan 😁💪 taste
@@samar8357 i’m not just a harrie but an ot5 and louis stan as well😌
frat grandpa i think you mean
Cody hiding his hair in this video to minimize people telling him to cut it
Or that it’s greasy 😂😂😂
Now he just looks like a truck driver from the south
Or donate some for Noel.
Idk about y'all but he's looking fresh as hell in that 5 minutes craft pizza video
@@redox6548 What looks good .. Cody’s mullet or Noel’s “Make A Wish kid” look ?
Yo the sorority girl is so mean. How did you go to college and still maintain that high school’s mean girl attitude. Sooo childish
That hurt just hearing it
That joke about “do it squirt” and making a parallel to a dad talking to his kid got hella dicey. Had us in the first half not gonna lie
I WAS LITERALLY SO CONCERNED AND THEN HE CLARIFIED AND I WAS LIKE “oh thank god”
LOL RIGHT
Cody looks like he should be wearing a tee with the arms cut-off, and be confidently saying racially insensitive things to me at the local gas station.
LMAOO it’s the damn mullet.
@@Prissyde ik but also its the hat too and the something about the way hes making faces, just got flashbacks to working at the gas station and random truckers coming in and saying some dumb stuff like
"Its a good livin driving trucks but sometimes I'm worried that those damn *insert literally any race other than white here* are gonna mess up and run me off the road. He he ya know what I'm sayin boy?"
Accurate
@@BombShot LMAO 😭
nah, we know our short king is too woke for that.
To the dude who had a srat girl bring him as an ugly date, she doesn’t deserve you king. Keep your head up so the crown doesn’t fall 👌🏻
Such a typical “sorority gurl” thing to do sadly.
I'm with Garrett. That's a fucked up thing to do.
@@Tayl0r_ Is that really typical? I find it to be an evil thing to do. I couldn't imagine guys doing this to a girl (though it probably happens)
Eat the rich
kind of like dinner for schmucks : (
When cody was acting as the dad and said “do it squirt” I almost swallowed my gum
Oooh it said gum, i got real confused there for a second
@@johannes1679 i conceal carry my gun by swallowing it and regurgitating it like a seagull
@@johannes1679 so either you meant "gun" or another word ending with "-um"
@@_ikako_ i laughed too hard at this comment ☹️☹️
@@johannes1679 this is why we should advocate for gun control. Everyone keeps eating their guns! We need to be able to control the gun so we don’t eat them!
Cody sent the pic to his gf as a joke and had to keep the 'joke' going and pursue a comedy career
Lmao
Lmaoooo
fucking hell man
That is funny I guess
The 'Sweet Home Alabama" song intro playing when he said 'you're like my hot sister' was genius i love it
“catastrophically horny” is so funny to me
When you’re so horny the city is in danger
“CHEM TRAILS!?.. THAT SHIT SUCKS😓😡”’
-Cody Ko, 2021
Asked a guy to come over and he responded “that’s a very kind invitation.” thought I was gonna pass away right then and there✨
Oof I felt my stomach twist from secondhand pain.
Oooh girl
Ask me, I think you’ll love my answer
@@slyky224 you’re down dreadful
@@runnit5863 Down horrendous
i wonder if Cody is just doing this down bad series to eventually confess that these are all his DMs
The only one i'd believe is about himself is the lesbian match inviting him to the sorority party
@@zeecaptainz bro what ? Cody is too attractive for this lmaooo
i’ve never considered buying merch until cody said “do it squirt” but on sweatpants I WANT THOSE SO BADLY
"find out after this short break"
@@liamelliott3622 ah fuck it’s a honey sponsor again
No
Emma Rose do it squirt tho?
trucker hat really tied in the whole: “but like, my hot sister”
cody when he gets a brand deal: hey sorry lol
Out of all these, Cody’s shirtless mirror pic was the saddest
nah the sorority ugly date one almost made me tear up a little
bro if someone responded with “ew i hope this is a joke” to a sexy pic i sent i would kms
@@oliveraddison6143 legit lol imagine building the confidence first and foremost for that and getting that kind of response
Not as sad as the existence of K-pop Stan's tho .
Fr that made me so sad omg
“im doing hot girl shit”
binging on cody ko videos for 3 hours straight until a new video notification comes up and you go watch the new one
Fuck being good I'm a bad bitch 😎
LMAO NO JOKE 💀
I'm a savage. Classy, boujee, ratchet.
Sounds like you’re doing lazy person shit
@@troy8423 sounds like you’re taking things way too seriously 💀
i think that “do it squirt?” was from our boy noah cent-a-neeno
You mean moah cented mayo?
@@juanlargacha1502 a youtuber named KennieJD calls him Noah Scent-of-a-woman 😂😂
The term "down bad" sounds like a translation error.
It’s AAVE as most popular phrases are
Down bad is a sing by dreamville
@@Jerry_Bean It’s AAVE (African American Vernacular English)
@@yvannab.1260 don't know what that means but aight
the ethnic young lady was letting you know where the term originated from
no joke, i know for a fact people would buy the "do it squirt?" sweatpants. i wouldnt, but people would
i’m people
I sure would
Why does Cody look like he’s about to say “EXCELLENT” any second
This comment is so funny because it’s true lol
lmao
OMG YES
Party time!
Camera 1.. camera 2.. camera 1.. camera 2
“Oh neat” guy was already halfway into his next relationship
being this early is being a fan and being down baaaaaad.
You rii you rii 😕
true facts 😭😂
:(
i’m down bad for cody ko
This comment is perfect. I don’t think it could’ve been said any better. Lol
ugliest date contest is just mean af. didn’t know that was a real thing. thought people did this in corny teen/college movies.
That's probably where they got the idea from. Pretty fucked up.
@@03_austindrake88 yeah people can be really cruel for no reason.
I thought sororities only acted that way in movies but damn
i thought it was fake tbh that’s to fucked for it to be real
@@rosemary8136 i hear all kinds of messed up stories about sororities and fraternities. even ones that lead to death. i’m sure not all of them are bad but they definitely don’t get a good rep because of the things they’ve done/do.
I hate how nowadays everyone is immediately screaming "fake" at everything, like I'm enjoying a video or whatever but as soon as I see those comments my mood is ✨ruined✨ idgaf if it's fake I just want to enjoy some silly videos damn
Yeeeeeeessssss, for fucks sake. Everyone is the fucken realness police all of a sudden
Like, these same people enjoy movies and tv shows right? Turns out, THEY'RE ALL FAKE?!?!
I feel you!!!
Especially this year. Let me watch dumb shit.
Even if it is fake, it’s better to just pretend it’s real for the jokes. Just because something is fake doesn’t mean it should stop being funny. We laugh at jokes in superhero movies and nobody complains about them being fake.
Also this reminds me of a joke by the Randy puppet comedian so I recommend you all watch his special on his TH-cam. The story he tells is worth the whole hour special
Edit: the special is called Randy writes a book and the story but is called Randy buys a bookshelf on gumtree
Bro that girl from the tinder pickup line matched with the dude. She swiped right on him and then made fun of his weight. That’s a whole other type of fucked up.
Confused as to why you haven’t done this with Noel and Spock yet
I just want Spock tbh. Cody has grown a lot and so has Noel since they last had a video with Spock. I’d love it if Cody just uploaded a lot of videos w Spock for a bit
pandemic
@@faithadeniyi6167 they did drunk baking
No
@@faithadeniyi6167 they could also do it over call like the podcast
“Down bad” is the new “frictionless”
It was a frictionless transition
Not funny
@@riveralatoia9198 then why reply?
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No no nonononono
The backend tech developer jokes will never get old
But Cody did
one time I hung out with this guy, and I genuinely did not think that we were on a date but maybe he did. Anyway, at the end he held out his hand definitely an invite to hand hold which I didnt register and.... I slapped it. I gave the dude a low five. and directly after I watched his face go to just...Down Bad.
Damn
how you end up in a date with out knowing? like you think guys actually want to be your friend?
@@javierfito5077 so true, i’d never be friends with a woman
@Keystrokes
You guys are meanies.
@@javierfito5077 Calm down, Javier
went on a date with a guy, and the next day he tweeted, "haven't been on a date with someone i genuinely like since may"... the date was in september 🤪
his loss, not yours!
@@eurekamreum5458 purrr ❤️
If Cody keeps wearing those hats I’m literally going to think he became a trucker
He did
And that is perfectly fine!
wait is he not already a trucker on the weekends? i was surely convinced
Cody now has to say sorry everytime he gets a sponsor.
Horrible fact, there’s this thing in the military called a dogfight where the guys have a contest to see who can bring the ugliest date and whoever does wins all the money. Pretty sure it’s a marine thing
Holy hell imagine being bought as a date and winning
It is the marine ball.
That's mean and immature as fuck
Another reason why marines ain’t shit
Theres a musical about this :D
When I was like 10 I told my first crush that I liked him and he said “that’s fine” 😭😭😂 I’ll never forget lmfao
*Oh. God* The types of memories I try to run from. Fancy meeting them here.
@lost cause lol aww thanks
I’m sorry but that is so fucking funny
@@angietorreano7508 I know😂😂
rip that sounds like that kid could be me, except I'm a girl and I didn't know what a crush was nor did I know how to respond to one lmao
That “do it squirt” joke he did really had me worried in the set up lmaooo
@Sisterwillis49 yesss 💃🏽
No
cody has extra dad energy in this one
It's the hat.
*grandad
aged like wine
Cody is the most honest sellout I’ve ever seen
he literally said "i'm sorry" and shook his head lmaoooo love it
@@alllllisoon i think he was also saying sorry for the segway leading into it as well lmaoooo
How is he a sell out
the “do it squirt” bit was hilarious nice job cody
IKR JDJDHDJDJSH
I was kind of horrified and then he explained it and I felt so stupid that was so good
This comment sounds kinda patronising, like a parent to their annoying kid.
But I do agree that the bit was fire tho
Loved it
@mono mezzo Neat
“How can anyone be so rude?!” He asks.
I had a guy SPIT on me in front of 50 people cause I was too ugly for him and made the mistake of asking him out.
wtf im so sorry
please say sike :(
@petra kotas unknown
That's horrible, I'm sorry
should've pissed on him to show dominance
I was hanging out with this gal back in my senior year and we'd been talking for a long time, one day we were hanging out she said "You know we'd be the couple that everyone thinks is dating but we're actually best friends." and I casually laughed it off and died inside.
“...seconds ago” hits different
my mom hits me
@@akewl she hits me as well
@@akewl hit her back
you guys need help :D
@@crazyperson6696 no. That's being a brat.
I want “Do It Squirt” on a T-shirt with a baseball bat in the background or something lmfao
@Sisterwillis49 I’m sure that has something to do with OPs comment, but to someone who isn’t a Harry styles fan, this just seems so random.
Edit: nvm, I take it back. Looks like you’re just commenting that randomly, lmao.
@Sisterwillis49 No
@Sisterwillis49 why do you keep commenting this bruh
the do it Nike logo but its do it squirt instead
@@slay9395 hahaha this is so good
“Ew I hope his was a joke” hit so hard.... 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro the pain I felt, still trying to process it, might need to take a lap
Once I messaged a boy that I was going out with saying that my presentation went great and I was happy. Was just trying to make conversation, develop the relationship a little bit you know. And then he responded with: I don't think you meant to send that to me.
I was down kinda bad.
"Oh neat" sounds like something Mr. Rogers would say.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@@llllllllll9577 no one cares
@@AntonioExists ok :(
Cody: *Dancing in front of the camera*
Simplisafe motion sensor: *LITTLE BACKEND DEVELOPER DETECTED*
The way he handles hate is the funniest thing ever
Some one commented the same thing before you
@@NgouXuan i wonder how darksun is going to handle this.
@@beverycarefuljohn586 hahahahaha ne vjerujem šemso u komentarima
@@limbobby it’s actually sad because he stole it from someone else’s LOL
“Ugliest date” that woman better never do well in this world nor her friends.
I once was talking to a girl for a couple months, took her to homecoming, and then asked her on a date to the movies cause I thought it was going well. She agreed and I was on the top of the world, then a couple of days before the date she asks if other people are going to be there and cancels because she didn’t know it was a date. It hurt man.
Girls like that aren’t worth your time. If a girl rejects you make them wish they had you.
@@superjlk_9538 This is a really dumb approach my dude. A person can't force themselves to have feelings for someone. Would much rather be told upfront that someone doesn't want to date me than have them go along uncomfortably.
@@Parrot5884 did u not read the original comment?
@@lvl5charmander The original comment says she cancelled because she didn’t know it was a date. Implying she thought they were just friends. (Lack of communication I guess?) Much better for her to cancel than go along on a date with someone she doesn’t like, get their hopes up, and then dump them. As the other commenter said.
@@Parrot5884 this approach actually works. If a girl rejects you move on like a grown up. When you hit your success they’ll come begging for you back.
"doesn't know how meme companies work"
Also *created frictionless meme app*
Cody must have spilled a big glass of milk in the background.
Lets hope it’s milk
Cody looks like his name is tucker and he works at my local gas station.
I can personally testify that the whole “do it squirt” conversation happens a lot to me. It starts off as a little “getting to know you” convo, and then suddenly they pop ✨𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷✨
But.. do it squirt tho?
perverts the lot of them
Somehow I completely believe that Cody would read something like 'there's actual industrial bleach in toothpaste and that's why you shouldn't swallow it' and believe it immediately until Noel laughs at him
cody looks like he sells hotdogs at a baseball stadium
YES
I think ones who are really down are the ones who get on a dating app specifically to be rude to people. What a sad existence.
That “do it, squirt!” joke really did a number on me
The contest to see who can bring the ugliest date reminded me of the movie “Dinner for Schmucks”
Exactly what I was thinking of lol
yeah that ones gotta be fake lmaooo
@@ellagris have you met awful rich people
@Sisterwillis49 OMG HI
@@lizyconyers7009 yes and while i agree they could do something that shitty it seemed like they were trolling him w the plot of a movie lol
When he started talking about dads saying to their children “do it squirt” I got worried
Lmfao so true
No
"do it squirt" is just the older, hornier brother of "delete it fat" and I think that's great
imagine this being the only cody account ur subbed to
uh
@@sravasaksitam i think he’s referring to his second channel
@wizard lol i thought it was a rickroll but damn that shit’s fire
@wizard you seem like a bot tbh
Pfft imagine
DM’d a girl after she posted herself with a picture of “proud to be me” under a gay flag. Exact response... “hey I was just joking around to make fun of you guys, didn’t think I would actually get one 😂✌️” I was LIVID
Update: the girl apologized to me, I’m not sure if she really cares but she said “sorry, I didn’t realize how hurtful and bad that could be” I don’t want to drop her ig I don’t want you guys to harass her even though it is tempting.
I-
What
Don’t be shy. Drop the Insta 😌
send a screenshot to her college...
nooooo........
Cody’s level of humor is literally too intelligent for these people who are hating to understand lol
Yeah do it squirt is super clever lmao. Don't get me wrong I love Cody but idk if this video is high brow humour lol
@@sethg2179 yeah I just meant in general really
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cody Ko. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over the typical viewers head.
No
Anyone else wish this guy would shut up and show us the TH-cam comments? This 14 min video could have been an article that took 30 seconds to read..
8:29 I really thought he was going to say tubular “boobulars” and I would have lost it
The Twitter account owner said he didn’t work with that “meme” company. They were former colleagues that are now taking credit for his work on the account
THE PLOT THICKENS
No offense but who the fuck cares 😅
@@neutral.chaotic ???? I found it interesting lmao relax Annie
Annie Craton sometimes you just gotta read something you dont care about and just move along
@@neutral.chaotic No offence Annie, I know this is a really mean thing to say and I might get banned from the internet for cyber bullying but, you are rude
I’ve convinced myself that Cody’s editor, James, is actually Caucasian James from Twitter
I got recommended Cody’s Twitter when on James’s page... coincidence? I think not
my bf saw the thumbnail and immediately said “wayne’s world” take what you want from that
I was watching the podcast the other day and out of my peripheral all I could see was Wayne