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This is I hope a very accurate representation of every HOI4 game ever made, so hope you'll enjoy it! By the way, this took me a ton of time to edit daily so liking the vid is highly appreciated,considering that I've been copyright claimed on this even before posting it :^)
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I expected joker to be Germany
Me too
Indeed
but poland better
me as well
Fuck you
Hungary: “No side switching this time!”
Italy: “Hey man, what about Romania?”
Chandler99
Hungary:”Thanks for the reminder.”
*later*
“Kurva anyáÁÁDAAAAAAAAAAT OUHLÁÁÁÁK TE-“
@@huhhuh9598 romania: oh sh*t
JOS CU UNGARRI
And Bulgaria
As always. We beat the hungarians :)
I love it how Mongolia is the only other country left at the end
Theres other Nations remaining, atleast I See many Capitals
@@deadchannel1745 *Former Capitals
No island/Denmark too
There's guanxi clique left
Poland
Uses the Russian Federation anthem as Soviet Union's anthem.
*The KGB wants to know your location.*
Actually NKVD
@@jagerbataillon3847 NKVD was remade intonKGB after stalin
I searched for this comment for a long time:>
Actually they're the same tune just with different words.
*Yandex wants to know your location**
So Batman must be Germany?
So by that logic Germany was good? Oh no TH-cam please don’t kill me!
you did nazi that coming
@@captainthedragon9555 lol
no no no no no batman its NAZIIIII
If Germany is good then SOVIET
How about lets bring back the prussians?🤣
My game is a nutshell: Switzerland joins the axis
Sweden joins the allies
United States joins the axis
Ireland declares war on Germany
Soviet Union breaks Molotov Ribbentrop pact
Looks like you left historical mode on
@@kmmediafactory as a matter of fact I did
Mine goes like this: Democratic Germany in 1945-1947 then proceeds to invite every single fucking country in 1 faction
@@kmmediafactory a few more recent ones:
France goes communist
Dominions break with the crown
Wehrmacht officers challenge hitler
Italy forms it own faction
Poland forms an empire
Turkey enters a civil war
Mexican civil war over religion
Communist victory in Spanish civil war
France does not declare war on germany after they invade poland
Japanese civil war
The Canadians nazis where an interesting one
So was fins just giving Karelia to the soviets
@@Whatamievingdoing ah yeah the polish empire. Taking down the Soviet Union since 1884!
What ever doesn't kill you...
*MAKES YOU SOVIET!!!*
**Plays Soviet anthem in Russian on maximum**
*ON EARRAPE*
PRIVIET!
ЕЕЕБОЙ СОВЕТСКИЙ СОЮЗ ЛУЧШИЙ
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
@@ohtych1004 yep, checks out, it's soviet
Teacher: how do you know so much history?
Me: ITs CoMPliCATeD
@Jayden Dan Dominquez Mark Felton.
Well, you could hardly tell him that you finally achieved your dream for Lebensraum in the East after ragequiting the game fourtyfive times?
Dang Soviets and their factories beyond the ural!
Exactlu no one expects it
Joseph Stalin oh hi there
IN URAL WE HAVE OUR ATOMIK BOMBS, SUCHARA POGANAYA!!
*manpower*
More like Damn Lend Lease.
I love how they portray Romania.
My king is back
@@razvanel9731 our king
@@thegodofmischief8141 *Soviet Union anthem begins to play*
Thank GOD I had my headphones on full volume for that last part, I almost didn't hear the critical punchline to this whole series of events.
RIP 💀😂
Oh, you monster, i turned my sound up because of you lol
"Demand Transylvania"
"Romania mobilizes"
*gets flung*
4:52 hi mongolia
Tannu what?
Hi
The only country Russians can't beat
Hahahah
Thanks 4 all the likes
4:18 That's okay, I didn't need my eardrums anyway...
Plot Twist.........(Spoiler)
Poland was a puppet of The Soviet Union all along XD
No shit Sherlock....
No
No poland just rushed left fam (communism)
Oh
Poland IS bthe best country ever
The creativity of these HOI memes are unparalleled lol
Edit: Also, USA with the shotgun. Accurate
Top 10 anime plot twists of all time
no becuse its a LIE!
@@PanAugusto83 r/woooosh
1:15 I like how Czechia were very calm about it
Czechoslovakia
IT WAS RUSSIA ALL THIS OF TIME NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are u polish?
@@mosquito7307 I am from Uganda
@@RobertBacca man, russians there too. 🌚
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Not Russia, SOVET UNION.
Joker: USSR
Anthem: Russia
Map: Russian Empire
Me: Да
Hotel: Trivago
Hahaha
Да
You arent funny
Name of the movie?
I believe what doesn't kill you, makes you,
SOVIET
Yeah
СОЮЗ НЕ РУШИМЫЙ, РЕСПУБЛИК СВОБОДНЫХ
I do believe you may have copied that
It's not a HOI4 meme video without a Soviet anthem earrape
I'm sad because we didn't switched side
(Italian)
Well my country i think switched the side but im not sure(romania)
@@lukasaranovic5141 i mean in this video
anche io :(
Half of Italy switched side by 1943, same goes for Romania after it capitulated 😂
Sorry mate for killing Italia ;) (Im hungarian)
Greece: Poland how could you join them?!
Poland: oh I am not Poland
USSR: SUPRISE!
Greece:😧
but...it russian federation anthem
soviet anthem is copyrighted, but it wouldn't matter because i got claimed anyway :/
@@Kettok. should have put on some obscure russian hardbass song instead
Kettok How? The guy that wrote it died over 50 years, the copyright should be expired.
Also, the irony of commies copyrighting something.
@@caiawlodarski5339 well i uploaded the video with the ussr anthem the first time and i got instantly claimed and had to reupload with russian anthem instead so idk about your facts
@Zaxio 005 Yes, it means that its more efficient to put milk before cereal
POV: You have never played HOI4 in youre life before
Payday 2 in a nutshell
EDIT: yeah Friendly Fire mutator is on
HAHAHAHA FUNNY
Why did they commit friendly fire in the real movie?
@@jonessmith7834 they wanted more $
@@jonessmith7834 it qas the jker plan to kill them all and he would get all the money
Its big bank with ff mutator on
One little historical change,
- Poland and Czechoslovakia were in Allies 🙂
Its a mult match, poland players have to choose germany or russia this is the joke here
*the german empire joins the comintern*
I am amerycan, ebani v rot, mother clyanus!
@@uporotayaosa3646 i didn't think amerycans existed, i thought they were called Americans.
@@lastnamefirstname5295 its a joke
love how China just gets rammed by japan and then everyone moves on
0:55 What are those facebook and instagram things in the upper right corner?
Where Was Uncle Adoplh
@Leonard Djimbinov yup
@Leonard Djimbinov yeah dude i stole it from the guys that uploaded the scene smh th-cam.com/video/NQTKVFfsgxo/w-d-xo.html
@@shanelee5037 FilmBox
Blurred out watermarks
4:20 RIP kurwa headphons ;___; [*]
Tak
4:20, best plot twist i ever seen on a HOI4 Video, Good Job ;)
Да кстати тут гимн России а не СССР. Флаг то СССР
A fine plot, compelling characters, great acting, and lovely closing music.
Every one: GET DOWN NOW WHERES THE MONEY
America: shut the hell up I’m working
I knew it Romania would never let Hungary take her treasures at 2:59
POLISH STRONK no way SOVIET UNION xDDDDD
lol deal with it
@@mgapryt4930 polish strong, no wait, soviet union
4:31 *BIGGEST PLOT TWIST IN THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND*
WHY SO SERIOUS......? XD
nobody:
historical programmes at 3 at night:
Kinda funny how romania was more than strong enough to to puppet bulgaria then take hungary and the rest of the balkans, and then easily take all of russia. Yet for some reason they just wanted to sit there
“Simply makes you Soviet.”
Well played.
I remind you about that comment
I am serious when I say I was not expecting that
*Hungary kills Italy*
Hungary: No side switching this time!
Me: *Dies*
When Poland reforms the Soviet Union in 2019 took long enough. wait it’s been more than 60 in game years....
I love how France and the UK aren’t mentioned at all
Yes bro 😭😭😭
*VOLUNTEERS INTENSIFY*
Erwin Rommel go in nord africa *BOI*
Nobody:
Nozi: eXcUsE me,
WaT Da FuQ DiD I JuSt SaW
"Polish Republic join The Axis"
???
Some can tell what hapenned?
It's a game lol
I was expecting Britain to be there
They're one of the majors
They're Batman.
UK as Mob Banker would make more sense.
Mostly because US doesn't get involved this early (Judging by the events popping up).
Also everytime he fires the shotgun a Naval Invasion sound should play.
*EDIT:* Two Face would also make for a perfect Italy.
USA with a shotgun was both funny and accurate. The exact type of weapon Germany wanted to be banned.
Romania is like the driver
Rush B
2:04 Not today bro
Lol what a lot twist no one would think poland can do that anyways
Amercia: *sigh*
2:01
*THIS IS AMERCIA*
AMERIKA DIED! AMERIKA WAS KILLED BY SOVIET UNION!(I am from Russia, sobaka amerikanskaya)
I love how Mongolia is just sitting there
Me: puts historical focuses off
The game: ok
Romania: goes Balkan Dominance
Romania: 750k troops
Soviets: yo, give us a small slice of your country
Romania: no
Soviets: endlessly attacks lines
Romania: wins
Meanwhile me, playing France: fuck
It’s not my favorite video
It’s our favorite video
*watching* okay good Poland (im Pole) 4:18 AAAAAAA- WTFFF
Bordowa Hybryda you're not alone
Plot twist: The USA is Batman and kills the soviet union
00:08 I did not expect that.
When he took off the mask to reveal it was the Soviet Union to America that killed me lol
Where's Germany?
Hilarious how Facist Spain was the bus driver because they always come in way too late
I sure poland and hungarian are brother
Oh its russian
R. I. P. Headphoneusers
THIS IS SO ACCURATE OMG
When the USSR fell to Finland a while back and you want to reform it with a challenge
Dzielo sztuki koniec zupelnie mnie zaskoczył
I love how America was chilling in the beginning and then went beast mode
lol the ending is very accurate
Wutt? Poland joining axis? I've never seen that, even on non-historical focuses.
When in doubt
Invade Poland before 1939
this is not expected
Poland naval Invades axis
Plot twist :There is no Mongolia in whole video lol
4:15 🤣😂😂🤣
4:19
I was legit wearing headphones and my ears sill works :D
America doesnt know how to godamn aim.
Usa : Wait , it's all Soviet ?!?
Ussr : *Always has been*
Why didn't Luxemburg win???
It was invaded by Germany when they were going around Frances defenses
Thus, America was scarred forever
2:56 best quote from the video
Unrealistic no billion tanks surge rushing an allies who revived hitler and all the axis and added them to the allies then massive campaign in everywhere with infinite supplies after the greatest soviet defence
Почему тут звучит гимн россии?
лол и правда
Автор писал, что копирайт на гимн Совдепии
Ланоарьенораьнгланоеноспрчампвтаничаоаетапткег грё ещё 7аптвпиьановерк;Артур
Потому что в конце всю карту занимает Российская Империя. Хотя можно было бы использовать и "Боже, Царя храни" для такого случая
ВОТ ИМЕННО
Poland has never chosen to join the Axis in any of my games
Oh yeah and like everytime Soviet Union looks so cool and save the situation.
Junk as usual
I love how you put almost all The Axis here because most people forget about them
WTF?! Why Poland coperate witch Axis?! LIE!
Hoi4 so in a nutshell
Of _course_ the US is that guy with the fucking shotgun.
If you think about it, the British empire would have easily crushed the soviets in its time
What ever doesn’t kill you makes you SOVIET
4:19 it's not a hymn of a Soviet Empire it's a hymn of Russian Federation
Shut the fuck up
USA: [slowly takes glasses off]
Would argue about everything, until the Soviets showed up, then that is pretty much accurate
Soviet anthem says: *GOD SAVES OUR EMPIRE*
**russian empire intensifies**
Film title?
congratulations! u unlocked the SOVIET ending
Poland strong
co ty pierdolisz
Ma.racje.pl
Strong as a pupet
"WW3 started"
soviet union*
@@dawid5980 o kurna kolejny nie patriota
*Polish Republic joins Axis*
*Hungary allies with Italy*
Cross-hatch {Idk who they are}:Three of a kind, let's do this.
Japan: That's it? Three guys?
Cross-hatch: Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share, five shares, that's plenty.
Japan: Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
Cross-hatch: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice? I know why they call him The Joker.
Hungary: Why do they call him a Joker?
Italy: I heard he wears makeup.
Hungary: Makeup?
Italy: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
*Japan starts Marco Polo Bridge Incident*
Cross-hatch: ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! HANDS UP! HEADS DOWN! I SAID HANDS UP, HEADS DOWN!
Cross-hatch: LET'S GO PAL! *Puppets Bulgaria*
Italy: Here comes the silent alarm, and there it goes.
*Cross-hatch divides Yugoslavia*
Italy: That's funny, it didn't dial out to 911, it was trying to reach a private number...
Hungary: Is it a problem?
Italy: No, I'm done here
*Hungary conquers Italy* No side switching this time!
Cross-hatch: Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on for dear life!
*Hungary reaffirms territorial claims*
*Japan secures China* ON THE GROUND! STAY ON THE GROUND!
*USA comes into the war*
*Hungary demands Transylvania*
*Romania mobilizes*
USA: Do you have any idea who you're stealing from?! You and your friends are dead!
Cross-hatch: Peace out, right?
*USA defeats Cross-hatch*
*Poland defeats USA*
Cross-hatch: WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO COUNT?!?
Hungary: they wired this thing up with like, 5,000 volts. What kinda bank does that?
Cross-hatch: My bank. I guess The Joker's as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
Hungary: Boss told me after he was done, I should take him out. One less share, right?
*Hungary proclaims Greater Hungary*
Cross-hatch: Funny, he told me something similar....
Hungary: He-what? No! NO!
*Cross-hatch aligns Hungary*
Cross-hatch: That's a lot of money, if this Joker guy was so smart, he'd ask us to bring a bigger car. I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash.
Poland: Nonono no, I killed the bus driver.
Cross-hatch: Bus driver? What bus driver?
*Spain defeats Cross-hatch*
Spain: School's out, time to go. that guy's not getting up, is he?
Spain: That's a lot of money. What happened to the rest of the guys?
*Poland defeats Spain*
USA: Think you're smart, huh? The guy who hired you, will just do the same thing to you...
USA: Oh, criminals of this time used to believe in things... Honor... RESPECT!
USA: Look at you, what do you believe in? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?!?
Poland: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...
SOVIET UNION: SOVIET