THIS IS THE REAL OLD REGGAETON!!!!! Tego Calderon is one of the best ones when the whole reggaeton movement started years ago... This is not done like this in the business anymore. This song is REALLY famous and well known actually is just really old Haha but when you hear this in the club.. DAMMMMMN that's another level.
This is a classic . Tego is a Reggaeton Legend from Puerto Rico. He also comes out in Fast and the Furious along with Don Omar. You should check out "Los Bandoleros by Tego Calderon and Don Omar" that's an anthem in the latin urban music
fast five is the one where they play some parts. Half of that movie was filmed in 🇵🇷 even though the movie script is brazil (as per movie directors 🇵🇷 and 🇧🇷 looks alike in many ways; never been there to confirm)
Shauntrack: "Ya saben que no puedo poner más de 8 segundos de canción por el copyright" Lewis: Voy a poner esta canción 35 veces porque está muy buena. Love both.
Everyone knows that whenever this song is played in the Club the night is lit and everyone will be perreando dirty af 🔥 Tego Calderón is the king 👑 Autoestima hasta el cielo y el perro hasta el subsuelo
@daniel nieto Coincido, que porquería vivir en Latinoamérica. El tiene mucha suerte de vivir allá y tal vez nunca conozca lo que es la inequidad y la injusticia social...la represión y falta de oportunidades Pd soy de Colombia xD
Me dan pena que los que comentan que da pena su tierra desprecien tanto la cultura latinoamericana , a pesar de vivir en malas situaciones , aprecien lo bello que tienen sus países , tenemos algo que ningún extranjero va a tener
@@nikauryperez26 que pena de verdad concuerdo contigo así hayan muchas dificultades me ciento orgulloso de haber nacido en latinoamerica en mi amada Colombia podrán estar mejores económicamente en otros países de Europa pero amo mi país y jamas jamas me avergonzaria de haber nacido aquí
React to: Tego Calderón- Métele sazón Don Omar- Pobre diabla Don Omar- Dale Don dale Daddy Yankee- Machucando Daddy Yankee- No es culpa mía Wisin y Yandel- Rakata Wisin y Yandel- Llame pa' verte Daddy Yankee ft Wisin y Yandel- No me dejes sólo
Hey Lewis the instrument that you can hear so pronounced is called “Requinto” is a guitar that is tweaked. It is used in every bachata song, that’s what makes bachata sound so particularly. I thought you’d like to know.
Lewis, there's a reason it doesn't seem like he's doing much. Yes, the beat and the hypnotic music create the environment, but his power really comes from his songwriting skills plus his relaxed, unconcerned tone when singing. He actually has outstanding songwriting skills not because of the content, but because the way he rhymes words, making his voice flow over the beat in a very particular way which increases the hypnotic, trance-like effect. That's where what you're feeling comes from.
Yes, Tego is a master songwriter as his rhymes are genius and flow is hypnotic, but we also have to give credit to his often substantive lyrical content. For example, Loiza’s beat makes you wanna hit the dance floor, and at the same time the lyrics present a hardened commentary on anti-black racism in Latin America. That being said, most of the time Tego Calderón just wants to make you have a good time with relaxed, but authentically clever and well thought out lyrics. This song was made for us to enjoy ourselves, pa’ gozarlo (and Lewis certainly did!)
“Bandolero” by don omar and tego calderon (fun fact: this song was play in one of the fast and furious, I think even the video have some scenes from the movie
Reac to : Taboo-don omar Zumba champaing-don omar Dile-don omar Pa que retozen-tego calderon Azul-j balvin Dura-daddy yankee Salio el sol-don omar Tu peor error-Darell Adictiva-daddy yankee y anuel Baila morena-hector y tito Llamado de emergencia-daddy yankee Sigueme y te sigo-daddy yankee Metele sazón-tego calderon Bandolero-don omar y tego calderon
This is old reggaeton. Tego es un duro of reggaeton I think some of our parents danced this and this is still a huge hit. Dancing this at club is F I R E🥵
They that don’t know who tego Calderon is, don’t know a shit about reggaeton, he is legendary. He is the first reggaeton artist who sang in a concert in USA for all non- Spanish speakers and they liked him a lot and got a contract at a big American record company, he opened the door for all other reggaeton artists.. you need to react more songs of him, like al natural, bandolero, cosa buena, elegante boutique, julito maraña. that is his own style and mix many different genre in his songs thats why he is unique and his songs too. Greetings from 🇸🇪
this song is a classic and Tego is so legendary that even my cat has his name 😂 thanks Luchis
@Paulo Fasshauer of course! 😂
He must have to react to (El bueno el malo y el feo) another bad ass from Tego
That is so cool!
lmaoo
JAAAA THATS GREAT
Best things on life:
-Lewis saying "ozuuuuuna"
-Lewis dancing
more like "oshuuuuna"
x2
En qué video dice ozuna?
@@claudia-wo1on en cualquiera que sea una canción de ozuna jajaja
And saying maduuuuuroooo
❤️❤️❤️
THIS IS THE REAL OLD REGGAETON!!!!!
Tego Calderon is one of the best ones when the whole reggaeton movement started years ago... This is not done like this in the business anymore.
This song is REALLY famous and well known actually is just really old Haha but when you hear this in the club.. DAMMMMMN that's another level.
rightttttt
When reggaeton was really really good honestly
Tego Calderón- Métele sazón
100% u gotta dance if u heard this masterpiece
This is a classic . Tego is a Reggaeton Legend from Puerto Rico. He also comes out in Fast and the Furious along with Don Omar. You should check out "Los Bandoleros by Tego Calderon and Don Omar" that's an anthem in the latin urban music
YESSS PLEASEEEEE!!!! Watch the movie and hear the song, fire!!🤯🔥🔥🔥
@@luzecheverri9161 stop lying . Is not good to lie. Tego don't have any doninican roots. He is 100% Puerto Rican
@UCy-jD-0ttPcaOmIM7nhWcUg donde dice Republica Dominicana???? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tego_Calderón where does it says DR????
fast five is the one where they play some parts. Half of that movie was filmed in 🇵🇷 even though the movie script is brazil (as per movie directors 🇵🇷 and 🇧🇷 looks alike in many ways; never been there to confirm)
That song with don Omar was wack
*Fun fact:* Tego Calderon was one of the very few who believed in Residente’s talent when he was very young.
I don't think that's a fun fact, I think it is an interesting fact.
Residente tenía su camino
Damn, thats one interesting piece of history of this genre
But Residente doesn’t have talent dude …
@@kennypadilla7314 jaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Eres lo más chido que me ha pasado en la cuarentena.
No
No x3
Ah ok.
Sí X2
Sí x3
This guy has a Latino inside him and he doesn't know it 😂
Jajajajaja se esta dando cuenta
"Noche de entierro"
Los benjamin, daddy yankee, wisin y yandel los luny tunes
Esperando con ansias
@@mariluuuedits7816 Ya se lo pedí en un video anterior, veremos si esta vez se da🤞🤞
This!!
Siiiii!!!!
Por favor!
No se si éste hombre está casado, de no ser así, si no se casa con una latina me voy a sentir decepcionada el resto de mi vida 😂
Te lo juro!!!!
Este cabrón puede venir a Puerto Rico y lo ponemos a beber como si fuera un primo lejano.
@@sanvegapoet ese cb es el que hace el coquito
@@dudochalmers10 y se bebe el pitorro sin pestañear
@@sanvegapoet jajajajja y los dobla 🤣
Tego calderon: yo quiero agarate del pelo
Lewis: fuck me
AJAJJAJAAJAJAJJAJAJA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao!!! Lewis cracks me up!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Bandoleros” - Don Omar feat Tego Calderon
Ufff
Nasty
D1
Unaaa grasaaaa🔥
Yaaas
No importa el país, no importa la generación... Está canción es patrimonio de la humanidad.
Es una forma de arte importante para la humanidad que pondra a bailar a cualquier humano o asta a un estratereste
Muy de acuerdo. 🤣
Esta canción es un clásico cuando la fiesta se está terminando, la ponen y es una inyección de energía y locura para todos!
La ponen justo cuando la gente se está yendo de la disco para que todos se regresen (yo me regreso 🤣)
Y no es chiste, hace que se muevan las caderas solas
😂👍🏻
Milena controlate por favor
“BAILA MORENA” Hector y Tito🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Enloquecerá con esooo
Esto lo podrá ready al muchacho!!!
siiii
Temon papa!!
Temazo
Lewis: Doesn't sounds like he's speaking Spanish
Latinos: Agree
Lmao
solo si no eres puertorriqueño o dominicano 🥴
@@mariangely4167 No hace falta ser boricua o dominicano, solo no tener problemas de oído XD.
Yo soy de arg y lo entiendo re bien
🤣👍🏼
no you mean non-caribbean latinos don't understand him because y'all don't have the same sazón as us
The reason it doesn't sound like he's talking spanish is because he usually raps with a heavy puerto rican street slang accent
Not only the slang but he slurs like he sips lean for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Lewis: this is Patreon´s most requested song for this week
Me watching Lewis reacting and perreando: AGRADECIDA CON LOS DEL PATREON!
Agradecida con el de arriba
Tego puso a perrear al británico! 🙌🏼😂😂🇵🇷
Y a medio mundo....
Mejor dicho al mundo mundial 😎
Vamooos la mejor rola que e escuchao
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Wujuu
Se dieron cuenta como evoluciono su perreo? Vamooooo lucho ya te recibís de latinoooooo !!
Jakakajajja pense que era el unico que se dio cuenta
jajajajja necesito ver sus comienzos en perreo xD
cookieMonstaxD que perro😂
Seeee ya se viene el movimiento pélvico
Hizo el pasito del blueface jajaja
Shauntrack: "Ya saben que no puedo poner más de 8 segundos de canción por el copyright"
Lewis: Voy a poner esta canción 35 veces porque está muy buena.
Love both.
Tal cual 😂😂😂
Lol
De poder se puede poner, pero no puedes monetizar el video jajaj
Jajajajaja épico
😆😆
React "Baila Morena" Héctor y TiTo ft Don Omar
Baila Morena y Lucho va a frikear!!!!
Siiiiiiiii, por favor 😭
Sería épica su reacción
Ojala y Si !!!!
No mameeeeeeeeeees! Wey me hiciste recordar mi secundaria
2:47 lo ha poseído el ritmo del reggeton jajaja
Jajajajaja pasó lo mismo por mi mente!
Jajajajaja
El negro yiguiri se le subió !!
la mejor parte del video jajajaj rewind
@@AdrianSanchez-js7mx xdd
Who would've thought that a British dude will revive old school reggaeton!!! Thanks quarentine for this
FOR REAL i am flabber gasted
Yes yes, he’s loving it !!!!!
You’ve stopped being “Lewis”. We the Latinos claim you as “Luis”.
Lucho mas bien jajaj
Tio Lucho
Lucho
To us, Lucho
This is just classic reggaeton Lewis, Tego is considered one of the biggest reggaeton artist because with his music is that the genre got popular
React “Noche de Entierro” Daddy yankee feat Los Loony toones and “Llegamos a la Disco” by daddy too!
Siii
yep
Apoyoooo
Sii
Siiiiiii
Creo que mi meta en la vida es perrear algún día con Lewis 😂
Por doooos 😂
REALL🤣
Sameee 😂
Viste que ya va cogiendo el ritmo de los hombros??!!😂lo maximo!!
@@nicollealmeyda2298 JAJAJAJ SII y Vi mover más su cintura 😂
" You don't get energy like this anywhere else only in Latinoamerica ". My friend Luwis you ' ve gotten the point! Welcome to our world!
Everyone knows that whenever this song is played in the Club the night is lit and everyone will be perreando dirty af 🔥 Tego Calderón is the king 👑 Autoestima hasta el cielo y el perro hasta el subsuelo
Lewis nació en el país equivocado, el tuvo que haber nacido en Latinoamérica
He would've been like the most fire reggaetonero
Inglaterra es el país más música del Mundo
@daniel nieto Coincido, que porquería vivir en Latinoamérica. El tiene mucha suerte de vivir allá y tal vez nunca conozca lo que es la inequidad y la injusticia social...la represión y falta de oportunidades
Pd soy de Colombia xD
Me dan pena que los que comentan que da pena su tierra desprecien tanto la cultura latinoamericana , a pesar de vivir en malas situaciones , aprecien lo bello que tienen sus países , tenemos algo que ningún extranjero va a tener
@@nikauryperez26 que pena de verdad concuerdo contigo así hayan muchas dificultades me ciento orgulloso de haber nacido en latinoamerica en mi amada Colombia podrán estar mejores económicamente en otros países de Europa pero amo mi país y jamas jamas me avergonzaria de haber nacido aquí
Tego was born in Puerto Rico and this song was a hit and still plays. It's reggaeton.
Lewis sería ese tipo que amariamos tener en una fiesta latina🤣
Llevandolo a una disco a perrear y tomar
La pregunta es sí aguantará el voltaje? Jajaja 😂 DIVINO él.
Tego Calderón is from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 and he is a legend.
Oye! Y eso que no ha reaccionado a Bandoleros, mano!!!
Tego es Tego el mejor el abayarde el feo de las nenas lindas jijijijiji
Calla gil contal que sea de latinoamerica piola al carajo di es de mexico chile de donde sea
@@thezundex5403 te duele que no sea de tu país
@@thezundex5403 que dolor que nosea de tu pasi basura
Lewis dances regueton like and old uncle in a casual family party 😂
Tego: “esto es pa’ ustedes pa’ que se lo gozen”
Lewis: *and I took that personally*
Lewis, Tego calderon is old school and has other very good songs like "Punto y aparte" and "Metele sazón"😉
When Tego sings "mami yo quiero agarrate por el pelo" and Lewis was like "yep" hahahahhahaha
"Reload that shit!"
Yeah, that's old school reggaetón right there. Even metal heads enjoy this at parties, it's catchy and fun as hell.
¡Amo su reacción! ❤️ ¡Tego is really a legendary!
todos los latinos que vemos sus videos necesitamos hacer tremenda joda con este pibe cuando venga a Latinoamérica y rompemos todoo
Obvio y va a ser lo máximo 😂💁🏾♀️
Que vuelva bien bellako a Inglaterra
Total! Este men nos hace quedar bien frente al mundo 💯🎉
Si con Tego se ve que es cantar bien, en vivo y sin ayudas,....muchos de ahora no le llegan ni a los talones
@@carlosgaleano3909 Totalmente de acuerdo.
Lewis, Tego has other song called “Punto y Aparte” with the same style of keybord (?) beat. You’re gonna love it.
Yes "punto y aparte" is such a great song! Absolutely love it!
Punto y aparte please
YASSS
React to:
Tego Calderón- Métele sazón
Don Omar- Pobre diabla
Don Omar- Dale Don dale
Daddy Yankee- Machucando
Daddy Yankee- No es culpa mía
Wisin y Yandel- Rakata
Wisin y Yandel- Llame pa' verte
Daddy Yankee ft Wisin y Yandel- No me dejes sólo
underrated comment
this is a top tier list truly
ojitos de gata de Don Omar está padre
Agregale rompe a esta lista
Si escucha esas canciones le da epilepsia bailando
Yo en examen de matemáticas.
Mi cerebro: 🧠 2:47
jajajajja siiiii
Jajajajja
Lewis, eres el grande, y bailas increible
AJAJAAJJAAJAJ
😂
“No le entiendo el español” Mucho menos nosotros que somos latinos ajajaja
Eso jerga de calle,como otro idioma underground como estoy seguro tu pais tambien tiene....
No lo entiendes porqué no eres Puertoriqueño
JAJAJAJA true
Eso es español Puertorriqueño, mezcla de español y Inglés.
Pero se logra comprender por contexto almenos la mayoría!
At least in Colombia, this one is a must in every club. Absolutely every night.
MORE REGGAETON VIEJO PLEASEEEE
You are gonna love “Dile” by Don Omar and “Ella me levantó” by Daddy Yankee
Lewis: It doesn't sound like he's speaking Spanish.
Me: Welcome to the Caribbean, baby.
*This is first time in my life I see a guy from the UK 🇬🇧 listening to Tego that’s actually pretty cool 😅*
Ahora tienes que escuchar “oye mi canto” de daddy yankee ❤️❤️
💜💜💜
Mírame y La gata de daddy yankee igual ❤️❤️
Canciones cómo estas son himnos, y Lewis lo sabe.💯
Hey Lewis the instrument that you can hear so pronounced is called “Requinto” is a guitar that is tweaked. It is used in every bachata song, that’s what makes bachata sound so particularly. I thought you’d like to know.
Aventura has entered the chat
Quiero ver a Lewis en una fiesta latinaaaa bailando este estilo de musica lpm
He's Puerto Rican and this is one of his most famous songs. It was released around 2002 and it's a milestone for reggaeton, it is an anthem
"Gata fiera" - "agarrala, pegala, azotala" Reacciona a esas de trébol clan tiene un dembow parecido a este. 💙 garantizado.
Yessss
I would LITERALLY pay to see this guy dropping that party attitude with the beautiful ladies from my country. Just come over to Colombia bro
Nobody
Tego: quiero agarrarte por el pelo
Lewis: yeeep FUCK MEE
hahahahahahahahahahahahha
Fook mi
😭😂😂😂 lmao
Lewis, there's a reason it doesn't seem like he's doing much. Yes, the beat and the hypnotic music create the environment, but his power really comes from his songwriting skills plus his relaxed, unconcerned tone when singing. He actually has outstanding songwriting skills not because of the content, but because the way he rhymes words, making his voice flow over the beat in a very particular way which increases the hypnotic, trance-like effect. That's where what you're feeling comes from.
A fucking Men, you described what I love about Tengo perfectly.
El Abayarde🙌🙌🙌
"el negro Calde"
"Si las más putas son las más finas"
"A fact, the more easy women are those more refined" and by "refined" means a puerto rican slang.
Yes, Tego is a master songwriter as his rhymes are genius and flow is hypnotic, but we also have to give credit to his often substantive lyrical content. For example, Loiza’s beat makes you wanna hit the dance floor, and at the same time the lyrics present a hardened commentary on anti-black racism in Latin America.
That being said, most of the time Tego Calderón just wants to make you have a good time with relaxed, but authentically clever and well thought out lyrics. This song was made for us to enjoy ourselves, pa’ gozarlo (and Lewis certainly did!)
“Bandolero” by don omar and tego calderon (fun fact: this song was play in one of the fast and furious, I think even the video have some scenes from the movie
Yessss!
Tego: mami yo quiero agarrarte por el pelo
Lucho: f*ck me
Jajajajajajaja
jajajajajajaajajjajajaajjajaja
1:22😅🤣
Reac to :
Taboo-don omar
Zumba champaing-don omar
Dile-don omar
Pa que retozen-tego calderon
Azul-j balvin
Dura-daddy yankee
Salio el sol-don omar
Tu peor error-Darell
Adictiva-daddy yankee y anuel
Baila morena-hector y tito
Llamado de emergencia-daddy yankee
Sigueme y te sigo-daddy yankee
Metele sazón-tego calderon
Bandolero-don omar y tego calderon
he literally just reacted to pa que te retozen
Yessss
Salió el sol yaaas pleaseeeeeeeee
Ver al Lucho sacar esos pasos prohibidos me dieron más años de vida xdxd
Se prendió ésta mieeeerdd..!
😂😂😂 se prendió
Nice to step out your zone, tego is a popular man in Puerto Rico. Thanks for showing my people. 🇵🇷🇵🇷
I love how we all started to call him Lucho, Luchis or Luchito lmfaooo, he's just another one of us now😂🥴❤️
Hahaha so sweet
Our Luchito 💖
Listen: Ella Me Levantó - Daddy Yankee. Is another classic
He is a Puerto Rican legend 🇵🇷 like Daddy Yankee 🔥🔥🔥
Yesssss!!! Puerto Rico be killing it 🇵🇷🇵🇷💕💕💕
It is reggaeton, the melody has a bachata guitar sound. It was famous a long time ago. He is one of the best reggaeton artists from the early 2000's
Hace dos meses entré por Rosalia y me quede por Lewis 😂😍
same
This is old reggaeton. Tego es un duro of reggaeton I think some of our parents danced this and this is still a huge hit. Dancing this at club is F I R E🥵
They that don’t know who tego Calderon is, don’t know a shit about reggaeton, he is legendary. He is the first reggaeton artist who sang in a concert in USA for all non- Spanish speakers and they liked him a lot and got a contract at a big American record company, he opened the door for all other reggaeton artists.. you need to react more songs of him, like al natural, bandolero, cosa buena, elegante boutique, julito maraña.
that is his own style and mix many different genre in his songs thats why he is unique and his songs too.
Greetings from 🇸🇪
I think Tego is one of that artist that can influence since underground rappers to mainstring urban musicians, he is just unique
Thanks Luchito, the old reggaeton is the best 😂😂😂 it brings me many good memories
Lewis, please, react “Métele sazón” Tego Calderón
Temazo
Batería y reggaetón
Que lo demás lo pone Calderón
OMG YES ANOTHER CLASSIC BY HIM 🔥💙
Estaba buscando si alguien mas lo habia sugerido!!!! Quiero ver a lewis perreandose esta canción!
Yes!!!
“MIS OJOS LLORAN POR TI” - Big Boy 🙏🏼
👌🏼
Aja.
Fuck yeees
Temazo 🔥
officially he is reacting to that one soon ....This week or next maybe
Qué maravilloso ver escuchar y bailar a alguien esto por primera vez y sin que cache la letra.
Aguante Lewis!! ❤️❤️❤️
Lewis dancing is one of the things I didn't know I needed. 👁️👁️
Todos queremos una reacción de: la sensación del bloque - de la ghetto ft randy
Me tiritó todo sabí AJAJJAJA que canción más buena ! Agregaría ojitos chiquititos o en su nota de Don Omar e.e
Por favor!!
PLEEAASEEEE
Ya reaccionó muchachos 😇🙏🏻❤️
You need to react to “Dile” by Don Omar
It’s a really good classics reggaeton old school
Yessssss
Nasty x3
Pobre diabla, angelito, OJITOS CHIQUITITOS, dutty love, bandolero, uff Don Omar tiene unos temazos insuperables
2:10
Tego: mami yo quiero agararte por el pelo
Lewis:F*** me
😂🤣😂🤣
It´s old school , the best reggaeton, the old. Like evrything, always Old School .
Esta cancion es leyenda. This song is legendary man
Reacciona a "Ven Bailalo" de Angel Y Khriz
Yasss por qué nadie recomienda esta??? Jajaja
SIIIIIIII
Yesssss
FAVORITE REACTION EVERRRRR!!! this gave me lifeeee!! kinda crush and everything, also TEGO IS THE BADDEST !! respect
Others Tego's hits are: "Metele Sazon", "Punto y aparte" and "Bandoleros"
He actually is speaking Spanish but his accent is VERY heavy since he's from Puerto Rico
Puerto ricans cant speak spanish for shit💀
PR speak Spanish not Puerto Rican Fool
@@reyes100k4 dude you are highly ignorant 🤦♂️
@@rataxv20 i know, but puerto ricans have an accent.
@@spacematt21 yes same accent as a Canary Island.
React to "Punto Y Aparte" by Tego Calderón is another of his masterpieces
La mejor de tego!
T H I S
This is my favorite song EVER for dancing, thank u so much. "Atrévete-te-te" it's 2nd haha, LOVE U!
from México, Fátima.
Bella
Tengo más de 15 años escuchando ese clásico y hoy me enteré que se llama así! Shame on me😭
Other tego's hit is "pegaito a la pared" DEFINITELY one of the best club song's ever
He's from Puerto Rico and one of the pioneers and legend of Reggaeton...
💯 tego is a living legend
I was about to recommend Tego and here he is! Im proud ppl good job! 🇵🇷🇵🇷
Listen to “Noche de Entierro” Wisin y Yandel, Daddy Yankee, Los Benjamin pleaseee
PLEASEEEEEEEE
Siiiiiii
yes
React to "bandolero" Don Omar feat Tego Calderon, this is a hit no matter where you play it
Yes, that's reggaetton, in fact, he's the one who started with this genre of music, he's like the king of reggaetton
He's maybe King of reggaeton, but there's is a KING OF KINGS ;)
Noooow we talking - THAT‘S Real Reggaeton right thereee. Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 Pal mundoooo
U should listen “Punto y Aparte” by Tego Calderon
(1:24) Luchito: "F*ck me"
Yo mero: "Yes :9 "
Say no more 💅
Reacciona a "OYE MI CANTO"
OHHH YAAAAS!
Without tego there wouldn't be El Alfa ! He's the king of reggeaton .
We need someone to teach him how to "perrear", quickly.