Txail XD nah here are the steps: 1. Stretch your resolution to the point where you can’t see anything properly on the screen. 2. Always have “I’m GrInDiNg FoR cHrOnIc” in your Twitter bio. 3. Report everyone for stream sniping when you die. 4. Have a loud ass keyboard. 5. Make your mic quality horrible. 6. Dance on every default you kill. 7. Always spam your creator code every 2 seconds. 8. And as always, constantly grind. Play nonstop till you die and if you have to take a shit, so be it. Shit your pants to keep playing and use Post Mates to bring you your food.
It went from 2 mins to 10 mins and now 5-8 mins. Plus old intro brings nostalgia lol. Edit: outdo song, I'm retarded sorry. Edit: *outro. I didn't lie when I said I was retarded.
*How to go pro* Step 1: put TTV or Twitch in your name. Step 2:do 90's any time you get a kill. Step 3:ALWAYS WEAR A FOOTBALL SKIN(ALWAYS) Step 4:just do 90's for no reason. Step 5: *uhhh thicc resolution(its a must)* *only true sweats understand*
Having fun: exist
Soccer skins: sorry we don’t do that here.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Init
Soccer skins: *it's a free real estate*
(Soccer skin kills u does laugh it up emote)
Gunship_ Serrano
Having fun: exists
Soccer skins: Wait, that’s illegal
Credits: Noah’s Nose
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Kadz why now every video i watch i see you
Yaaaaa
ok
Yess
Thank god the outdo is back
How do I become a professional cheese ball consumer
have surgery
Outro*
YESS
The_Turtle cheeseball surgery
8 Year Old Kids Who Actually Came Here To Learn
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if there were actually people going to noahsnoahs to learn something 🤣
Lol
Lol
How to be a Twitch Streamer
1. Make a Twitch name
2. Have Zero Viewers
3. Get hate in the comments
Thank you I'm famous now ☺☺☺
Txail XD nah here are the steps:
1. Stretch your resolution to the point where you can’t see anything properly on the screen.
2. Always have “I’m GrInDiNg FoR cHrOnIc” in your Twitter bio.
3. Report everyone for stream sniping when you die.
4. Have a loud ass keyboard.
5. Make your mic quality horrible.
6. Dance on every default you kill.
7. Always spam your creator code every 2 seconds.
8. And as always, constantly grind. Play nonstop till you die and if you have to take a shit, so be it. Shit your pants to keep playing and use Post Mates to bring you your food.
@@mateos2929 Thank you Bro!!
Diego bet have a good career
shad roblox games and more! they hippity hoppity women are property themselves in your stream
This video legit expresses all my emotions for the fortnite community
This is pure gold
Noah just explained how I feel every time I see a ttv kid
And soccer skins
Slender Man 0:37 lmfao
He probably got killed by one of these kids and got pissed and made this video
London Henderson for sure
Same
I’VE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH TY
You have the same profile as me
Everyone dos
So did i
Soul luckyleo1st you have Dakappers pfp
@@Hisham326 bad army fish army on top
1:39 “I literally have no friends” LMAO 😂
Voult Bioy [Subscrive because I love you] on the left😂😂😂
Me too
420 likes
Finally the old outro this reminds me of the good ol days
Also congrats on getting on trending for the first time in ages
Same
Yep
Yes finally a notice
This video actually made me laugh. Thank you
Lusty Luna it’s not a joke though?
Jaja XD
xD
Ikr
Me too
2:53 OMG the McQueen edit is too good 😂
only ogs remember “HOW BE PRO FORTNITE STREAMER”
@KEUXEZ please shut up
@KEUXEZ will the real keuxez please shut up please shut up
@@haiderrr_01 eminem reference
@KEUXEZ please shut up
@@danielm8299 the real slim shady
Instructions unclear, my cat drowned in my toaster.
Hello my brother
Craigslist long time no see my brother
Craig No!!!!!! The toaster is dead!!
😂
How you put in that you're name :v?
3:06 omg I couldn't breath 😂
Chadi Amallouk sane bro
@@ResponseGod lol can even spell same the right way
your just embarrassing yourself bro you mean *can’t*
Mongral
IceCup Btw I don’t really care just shut up
3:14 cracked me up
Ar ju SIRIUSS
Lol
Lmao
@@Korda27 SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Naina xxx remember kids__________.
Steps
1. Be a default
2. Hopefully be a Craig
3. If not Craig, you failed!
4. If Craig, you win!
5. These steps legit work!
Mιnnιe
Never mind the darkness...
What about Thicceela?
JostlLightyBuzz never mind the storm:
Mιnnιe never mind the blood red moon...
his names jonesy
I followed the instructions I accidentally ate my cat
Tk kur lmao
Ummm....ok
LOL
Donald 😂😂😂
U copied uncle sam
HAHHA love the mongraal mic thing! "ArE YoU seRiUuuS!?"
EWEDIN ThEy DoNt CaLl mE gOoD fOr NoThInG
@@xylo4135 EEEEEEEEEEEE
YoU SeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
he is a big streamer but seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I watched this when it came and a year later it’s still funny
Fax and same
Noah is so funny
Year abd a half later
Same
I watched this comment when it came and a year later it's still funny
The 907 dislikes are twitch streamers
TTV FAZE Creator Code Xxxxnoobxxx btw
Creator code XxxMomxxX1292
@@woogangamadeusmozart3642 Obama cool name use it dawg
Now its 5.7k dislikes lol
The fcking mouse over the keyboard was hilarious
IKR
LOL
IKR??
Ikr
@@_sage4203 I know right
1.9K views and 1.9K likes.
Just the way it should be.
Edit: wow I wish I got this many likes on my videos.
69 likes. Just the way it should be.
yes exactly
And 1.9Msubs
Idunbilivit
* balanced as all things should be
How dare you miss quote thanos
Me: *having fun*
Soccer skin: *comes over too me*
Fun: Ight imma head out
HAHA
to*
Soccer skin is shit
When i see a sweat,fun starts.
Ok default
Thanks for the information. Now I can be a pro twitch player
You forgot to mention that you need to spam comments everywhere saying "I'm UNdeRaTed "
LMAO😂😂
hahahaha so funny
So True bro
I'm A gOdLy CoNsLe PlAyA -some idiot using a female soccer skin holding a controller as a PFP
That's only underrated console players
8/10 I now am a streamer with 0 veiwers and a 5 kd ty noah
0:15 the intense breathing and loud ass keyboard
First NoahsNoah video that hasn't been over 10 minutes in yearssss
JAYCE And he added the old outro
It used to be that he never made 10 minute videos
It went from 2 mins to 10 mins and now 5-8 mins. Plus old intro brings nostalgia lol. Edit: outdo song, I'm retarded sorry. Edit: *outro. I didn't lie when I said I was retarded.
Also, glad he brought the outro back!
Og outro is back
Thank u now I will become a Pro Fortnite Streamer
Jk
Ha
Jk why?
Me
Henry
How is this top comment
Thanks for this non-clickbait
i earn 0.99 a day, thanks
Edit: Thanks for all of these likes i never asked for lol
Hi Bill Gates
Lol
U earn less
Chunxey one day you will start getting a lot of dollar bills
@@Sajas_0 lol
Hew Noah, you forgot that you have to repeat every word you say eight times.
Stream stream stream stream stream stream stream stream sniping sniping sniping sniping sniping sniping sniping sniping... Man, that took ages
Wtfgffhrnf
I hate your profile
On me,on me,on me,on me,on me,on me,on me,on me.
@@katiestaroba2585 leave
love this vid im now a pro btw keep that outro song forever never change it
Edit: Holy sweet bajesus thanks for all the likes :)
SHAWTY it’s the old one
Bro he uses the keyboard as a mouse pad😂 nice vid
i fucking died watching that part
Literally this is the best video made on TTV sweats ever, not gonna lie. I laughed throughout the entire video
Same
This is still gold. I can't believe it has been 2 years since I saw it the first time. MORE OF THIS
19K views and 19k likes...
Noahsnoah is actually a world record breaker
There’s only 14k likes and I’m watching this after u
157k views
17k likes
Bro but this is fortnite not gd lmao
179K*
TriggeredSike 198*
Gods stream on mixer?
Ninja upgraded platforms...
Bye Bye mixer
@@UnitedMap helllllo brother
Brother
I’m a fish
I mean mixer is now gone
Today, I’m going to teach Noah’s Noah how to stay *CONSISTENT*
me: is literally trying to have fun
sweats: *cranking intensifies*
Poor default 2:20
But also very funny
Wow is that streamer breathing
Lol it was prolly staged but still it was funny
What s funny?
Veritànellabugia Bugianellaverità 😑
Me to my friends
*How to go pro*
Step 1: put TTV or Twitch in your name.
Step 2:do 90's any time you get a kill.
Step 3:ALWAYS WEAR A FOOTBALL SKIN(ALWAYS)
Step 4:just do 90's for no reason.
Step 5: *uhhh thicc resolution(its a must)*
*only true sweats understand*
Blubs Nut you forgot to stretch the screen as much as possible youre not a true sweaty streamer
Don't forget the cringey Name with a fortnite skin profile picture
XxTTVBeanzxX clapped you with his stretched res 90’s
You put mixer in your name
Im a troller
it’s so funny how he used his mouse on his keyboard it sounds worse than mongraal lmfao
1:01 is the best edit lmao I'm laughing so hard
I followed every step
Now I’m inside of a white van Joe on a Boat is driving? Thx for the likes didn’t want any but ok.
Don't worry, he's just taking u to his boat
Lion your not funny
No, he's driving a boat on wheels not a van. :)
He just want to play Fortnite duos with you
Holy shit wassup anwar how tf did I find you :)
4:58 Where do you get that pillow? I want one
If someone makes this comment 70 likes I’m going to track him down and and make him listen to the box for 3 hours straight
Random toys Productions :)
Redbubble probably
IT'S KSI MATE
Dude I cried of laughing I am done best video I watched for months
Greenboy me to
Same
This is Noah's masterpiece.
"Heroes stream on youtube,
Legends stream on twitch,
Gods stream on mixer."
-Noah 2019
Thanks for the og outro edit I am getting £69,420 every 69 seconds
Wow
I know same
Are you sure about that but if you do congratulations
Tristan Johnson init
Now I’m gonnaake 69p a year because of article 13
Now this is the type of content youtube needs more of.
0:22 lol he have a lotion in his room 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣
Them hands oughtta look nice and sexy
FLYING BUM cant be dry
One of his hands must be really moist
For purposes.
and ur comment got 69 likes, great
instructions were unclear....
i was about to be semy pro but i swallowed my ps4
ikr
i was about to become a ful tyme pro but i accidentally had sex with my dog
XxDcWolfxX i feel you
Not you again....,
Ate my mic following this video
erstu btw I died of laughter by reading this comment OmegaLUL
Casual: how stretched do you play?
Sweat: yes
720x1080
1440x1080
so hilarious, you deserve a cookie
1280x1080
0.00000000000
Thank you I have now been enhanced with this knowledge and will now be a pro roblox streamer boi
1:22 Noah: A GOD STREAMER MIXER 😂😂👌👌I CANT STOP REWINDING THAT PART
I showed this my dog.
Now he's Ninja
I watched this myself
Im still shit
How to be best streamer
1.Ttv in name
2.Bash keys whenever you pickup weapons
3.and finally breath relentlessly into the mic
Thank you I'm famouse now
@@tyshaesolomon9750 no problem
And when you die is NEVER EVER your fault.
Thx Noah now I can get a 56 kill game and report EVERYONE I don't kill for stream sniping
Noob destroyer ur name is so fitting for this comment
lol
Watched this when it came out and died laughing… here we are 4 years later haven’t touched the game in ages but still die laughing
Ninja: I’m the best streamer!
Noahsnoah: hold my beer 🍺 noob!
Literally the best vid on yt
iM aN UnDerRatd CoNSoLe PlaYEr
TTV FRANKY2496 u do it yourself so this video is basically a roast
Lol what
TTV BTW
Tell me this is a joke
SAsmE
Yes so we can use twitch streamers as biology lesson content when we learn about respiration and breathing.
I’m dying lmao
Noahsnoah: But gods play on mixer Mixer: *shuts down*
Instructions were not clear ended up as a cam girl
Well thats plan B
69 likes niceUwU
Noahsnoah is the best out there! Sad...
1:05/1:06 funniest moments omg look at the defult
It’s default not defult idiot
@@alexluna4612 it s defoault idiot
zio . P it’s default
Dio Fa ITS DEFAULT DE-FAULT
What is the sound effects
Thanks noah. I think that I'm ready to be better than ninja
4:20 i cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:20 moment
420 lol
*420*
Fatty😂😂😂
Tfue-im the best streamer
NoahsNoah-Hold me beer
Craig-Hold my picaxe
Lol
Noahsnoah- Hold my baby, Craig
Dealer: how loud has the keyboard your looking for be?
Streamers: yes
gaming with ilias English?
@@lunarhahaepic r/woosh
Γεια σου Ηλία
You’re a ROBLOX player, of course ur not gonna have good English
I miss when fortnite was not so sweaty. Noah bringing back his old outro brought back memories
Season 2 was the good ol days
houston t3xens season 3 also
@@bk.proddd so was season 0-1
The amount of times I’ve rewatched this and I still love it :)
TryHards that thought this was real: 🤡🤡🤡
BREATHE* BREATHE* BREATHE* I WILL SLAY YOU WITH MY 90’S RUAAAAA
Yay he GOT his old outro back
The old outro is back !!
I love it . Give me some likes so he will know that we love the old outro .
0:21 and he wonders why his chair keeps reclining XD
Yes xD
Lol
XD
4:28that report almost killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else didn’t think this would be Noah judging by the thumbnail
His name in it tho
I didn’t think it was him
Noah:
Me:
Your upload schedule is on the ropes again!
3:18 AHAHHAHHAH XDDDDDD
whole video is so funny xd
WOW!!! Now I know everything about pro twitch streamers, Thanks Noah
Thank you very useful, I’m on my way to become the next tfue
See you in 2 years retro tfue
I feel so empowered. First I was beating defaults, now im thrashing Ninja. Thank you Noah.
Why are noahs edits so funny man this one of the only people who can make me watch a fortnite video
Thanks so much I’m now a pro streamer with one dollar! I’m rich!
Dealer: How loud do you want your keyboard to be ?
Streamers:AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE
Yes
Thanks Noah, very helpful tips! I can now achieve my childhood dream of becoming an oboxious Twitch Streamer. :)
obnoxious****************************************************
It Pains me that he dragged his mouse across his keyboard
This is how you know your a try hard
@@reyliesparza4196 ikr
who are the best?
Ninja? *NO*
Tfue? *NO*
Yes
Yes *NoAhSnOaH*
*how* is better
Yes
Arex 19691992 I had a stroke reading that
i think spelling *WRONG* is **YES**
Yes
What happened to weekly uploads :( rip hope he’s not dead
Probably uploading at 2 million
Not wrong
He’s back lol
Thank you so much I’m going to be a majestic steamer now
3:33 the strech res hurts my eyes
no it's very enjoyable.
@@miro9337 I agree
3:04
My favourite part 🤣
U literally the best i love u i hope u read just upload more pls
4:50 when u have a group project
The mixer thing kinda ironic now
More ironic now
I got banned from mixer
2:13 controller signs on keyboard 😂
Fat
Fat
Noah’s Noah is great and a stream ... ninja pops up crying
He might be bad at Fortnite but hes freakin funny
True
Carson Kerby Noah’s Noah is terrible lol
@@aapex5459 hes not terrible hes just not a pro
@Carson Kerby exactly
he forgot something:
AlWaYs PuT On ThE SoCcEr SkIn
wow so many likes nice 👌
E.M True dat lol
And the 69 number for some reason :(
Or aura