Lmfao!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 so worth staying up to watch this omfg you're super hilarious!❤
I'm weak af. I thought you was gonna say she managed to choke again once you gave her a drink, after putting away the snacks. The fart bruh I would have been like "It's a wrap bitch, take ya chokin gassy ass somewhere else" xD
first video of yours im watching 😂 lmao i've never really seen guys do story time videos, so thank you for changing the youtube game up a little bit. you got a new subscriber. also when you said you like short girls at the beggining i felt a lil bit of pride in my tummy. being 5'0 is a struggle.
TheRichieRozay I know, I've been dying the whole video. At one point I saw a '%' sign and I'm like how do you get it to use the symbol instead of it just typing out the word, lmao.
I was just saying I didn't see the pokeball thigh tattoo on the first date cuz of the jeans lol so it through me off on the second date when she wore shorts lol
i feel bad for that girl, i mean obviously you dont choke or fart on purpose. i dont know if she cant control what happens to her body or whatever but still, she must've been really embarrassed, especially after you made her leave..
***** if you cant control when you 'poop', then no one has the right to use that against you. you're not any less of a person if some situations dont go as society wants them to go. and i'm not trying to attack kris because i know the video is highly comedic, but i'm just saying, humans are humans.
+BritishTaco1D Not when you're dropping down to the stomach for a kiss and just hear a fart. If it was during the Netflix, sure, fine, but not during a make out session.
When you haven't even watched the video, but see everyone complaining about the content and how he presents his self....... And you can just tell the story is about to be fire 🔥
Kris you are so hilarious ! I love your videos! you crack me up. You should make a video on why you decided to make a youtube channel/ tips on creating your own channel... Please :)
I felt really uncomfortable during that intro😂😂
I feel you I really do
Me 2
Carl Ranchod u weird
Dude same.
Carl Ranchod fax
Hell naw 😂😂 she was gonna ignore and try to play it off like she didn't fart?! You have the worst luck with dates
Emilyyy LOL at this comment
I literally spat out my drink when he said she choked on the candy
I was DYINGGG
Lmfao!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀 so worth staying up to watch this omfg you're super hilarious!❤
Michelle Cornejo wow thats alot of emojis
krazy kaikai. Lol yeah cuz I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Michelle C it's lmao
Omg it's almost 5 in the morning why are you doing this to me
Well maybe he did it for his UK suscribers because it was 10 when he uploaded it over here.
oh ok
Kris is so funny keep doing your thing in a he with you on the 1 million subscriber journey.
Ps. If you reply Kris I will go nuts
:D
mouhamadou kane lol going nuts ?!
Kris
THIS GIRL CHOKING MORE THAN A BABY AND A TODDLER IN LIFESPAN
she almost chocked as much as the Warriors
Butter popcorn 🙌🏾 extra butter👌🏾
Butter popcorn
👌🏽
Same
I'm weak af. I thought you was gonna say she managed to choke again once you gave her a drink, after putting away the snacks. The fart bruh I would have been like "It's a wrap bitch, take ya chokin gassy ass somewhere else" xD
this mans has changed alot in 2021😂😂
😂 My God!
You telling us her choking made your hard drive turn into a floppy disk?
"Bitch did look like charmander a little bit" 😂😂
Laughed so hard when he was coughing about the twizzlers 😂😂😂😂
Tall Girls Named Penelope Disliking The Video 😂
first video of yours im watching 😂 lmao i've never really seen guys do story time videos, so thank you for changing the youtube game up a little bit. you got a new subscriber. also when you said you like short girls at the beggining i felt a lil bit of pride in my tummy. being 5'0 is a struggle.
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE INTRO 😂😂😂😂
ikr 😂
Sameeee
I was literally CRYING!! You're too funny man
Your dimples whenever you smile 😱😍😍👌
omfggggggg he made me laugh so damn hard😂😂😂😂 i aint expect that fart part😂😂
"You're not gonna believe this" I swear I lost my shit at this point, like this chick choked again? lmao loved the video Kris xxo
I was in tears watching this , love your videos so happy I subscribed !!
She farted 😂 and choked 3 times 😂😭💯
I'm happy I stayed up all night. I didn't even know you were going to post a video but I guess now it was all worth it!🙌
choke once
choked twice
choked THREE time
thenn.......
farted like an elephant
THE INTRO GETS ME EVERYTIME
The intro had my dying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you could tell she was down to do stuff because of her wardrobe" ...
You crack me up. This video is too funny! - "Hold that fart.. I mean hold that thought"
Bring back ''I didn't say bitch doe'' yes! I've been here since 10k its fucking crazy Ily
This story had me laughing so hard my mom thought there was something wrong with me 😂😂😂
"Hold that fart" 😭😂
This had me dyin.. lmfao how does this not have like a million views & likes. ur too funny Kris
This dude is RUDE. 😂
Fuck you
+Baller Guyton boi
Shut up feminists
How is he rude?
I probably laughed for this whole video,one of the funniest story times 😂👌
Kris look like a light skin Nick Canon 😂
STORY TIME!!! - some of your best videos man👌🏽🙌🏽👍🏽
he looks like nick cannon lol
He really does!!!!
Lightskin Nick Cannon
Woke up and had to hear a funny story , again I am laughing with tears 😂😂😂 , i love this guy
OMG IM DEAD...CANT EVEN😂😂👏🏽
Funniest video so far man . You had my dying 😂😂💀.
turn on subtitles and go to 1:10
SupahKobra omfg
Lol the whole thing with cc's on is hilarious
Lmao, at one point it said, "or do I want to get good..... PUSSY." Hilarious.
TheRichieRozay I know, I've been dying the whole video. At one point I saw a '%' sign and I'm like how do you get it to use the symbol instead of it just typing out the word, lmao.
I'm dying but here omg I'm DYING kris why are you killing me this trick is crazy
"you can't eat popcorn" ahaha
I was having a shit day, but that intro changed my whole day. Made me laugh so hard, especially that face change 😂😂😂😂 Thank you!
You are so fucking funny please never stop making videos or I'll literally die...
I couldnt stop cringing throughout this haha the poor girl! Anyway love these storytime videos Kris
Are you secretly Bugatti beez
[DG]Mr.Gizmo They dont even have the same humor
I mean they do, but not completely alike
I can't get over the introduction dance keep up the extraordinary work Man U are so hilarious 😂😂
Do the vidcon story you said
Kris im lovin the stories keep em comin fam
What happened to the jeans he was talking about?
I was just saying I didn't see the pokeball thigh tattoo on the first date cuz of the jeans lol so it through me off on the second date when she wore shorts lol
Kristopher London Oh right lool
That intro was life!!!😆😂😂❤️
U ain't say bitch though 😂
that little dance was hilarious 😂😂😂
He is fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee! SImplynessa15 needs to hop on his wagon.
Oh my God I literally died laughing at this! This is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen?
Lets Go another video!!!!
Brotha Chase fan welcome bretha
Rai Let's Play that's not him ...
I said chase FAN
Rai Let's Play
that's not him...
Im happy Im not the only kris and chase fan
hilarious af😂
great job on the video Kris!
my name is penelopy
I looked at this some days ago and I came back just to tell you how funny this story is it had me dieing in tears. Love ya 😜
i feel bad for that girl, i mean obviously you dont choke or fart on purpose. i dont know if she cant control what happens to her body or whatever but still, she must've been really embarrassed, especially after you made her leave..
it bothered me when he was so grossed out with the farting, why is it so bad for a girl to fart? We are human too. We shit & fart just like guys do!
boys are immature tbh
***** if you cant control when you 'poop', then no one has the right to use that against you. you're not any less of a person if some situations dont go as society wants them to go. and i'm not trying to attack kris because i know the video is highly comedic, but i'm just saying, humans are humans.
+BritishTaco1D
Not when you're dropping down to the stomach for a kiss and just hear a fart. If it was during the Netflix, sure, fine, but not during a make out session.
PGL Clowned do you not fart? do you tell your body when to fart?
I was eating an Açaí and I almost shocked from laughter like omg I love your story videos! Greetings from Puerto Rico
Team butter bruh✊👌
Israel Martinez YESSSSSS
😂😂😂😂😂😂 as soon as you said how she choked on the twizzlers too 😭😭😭💀
Simply nessa 15
I fuck wit both butter and sweet popcorn
Straight up Gangster
2019 anyone ? 😂
2020 in dis bih
2020 cuh
selfsaid I’m here too 😂
2021
My new favorite TH-camr 😭😭💪🏾
I thought you were going to say that she threw up in your mouth
OMG.....that was one of the funniest ones I've watched i loved it and you should do more vids with Jeremiah Collins love you guys together
Kanessa 😐😭😩 pls.
I laughed so hard I almost choked lolz 😂😭😂 this was by far the funniest episode lolZ
I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i lost it when he started to talk about her choking the third time😂😂😂
Does Kris reply?
Nah
lol
Kristopher London lsk is the best and has the 2nd best smile mines 1st LOL 😊😊😊😊😂😂 keep up great vids
Holy shit bro keep doing your thing your the best just the intro alone had me dying and im not that easy to make laugh luv your vids bro😂
My sister said you cute
She kinda looked like a pokemon 😂😂😂😂😂 bruh this shit is by far the funniest/best commentary 👍👍👍👍👍👍
sweet popcorn is nasty . prefer butter
Guys worst dates: Ewww she faaarted, bleerruuughhhh. Girls worst dates: He killed me.
You like twizzlers? Ew they don't have any flavor or taste
1st time watching your videos, you're so funny! Thanks for the story! :)
Can you stop referring to women as "bitch". Maybe it's funny to you, but it's not funny to the sex you're insulting.
I call men bitches it's not gender specific anymore really yanno
Girl you trippen 😂✋🏼 STOPPPP .
+Jolina Rich frr
After you said G.O.T I was like this is gonna ge a Netflix and "chill" story isn't it lol
Probably one of the funniest videos I've ever seen!
I stayed up till 5 in the morning for this vid and was well worth it
Omg I'm laughing so hard. How can someone choke that much? 😂😂😂
That intro 😂
But hey i go to Texas State !
Why am I just now seeing this ?! just died twice, your reactions are the best!!
Kris you better feel special cause I have never stayed up this late in anticipation of a video
When you haven't even watched the video, but see everyone complaining about the content and how he presents his self....... And you can just tell the story is about to be fire 🔥
Your are the funniest story teller ever you should start a tv show
1 of the realest youtubers 💯
haha i luv the intro,i cnt stop rewinding😂😂
Finally another one I love these
I love his intros they are always 😍🌺
being stoned and watching the intro is trippy😂😂
This guy has me in tears rn 😂
I'm dying over here lmao I love your videos
Kris you are so hilarious ! I love your videos! you crack me up. You should make a video on why you decided to make a youtube channel/ tips on creating your own channel... Please :)
I can't stop watching the beginning 😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't you have a million subs yet...you're one of the best youtubers on the planet