How dudes be when they Gotta guard a girl

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  • @SMOCAT08
    @SMOCAT08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6620

    Fam. True story, and if another dude gets balled up, they still gone blame you cuz "they were only coming to help" LMAO

    • @chasebarricklow1154
      @chasebarricklow1154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1000th like lol
      Sry jw

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts 😂 th-cam.com/video/LKzKIGe7JWs/w-d-xo.html

    • @curtiscj3087
      @curtiscj3087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @mohamedhussein1759
      @mohamedhussein1759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's a lose lose lose Situation

    • @akkoismydaughter3573
      @akkoismydaughter3573 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I get crossed up but you tryna help and she crosses you like that, don't talk to me making it seem like you can guard her if you cant

  • @djdunn1354
    @djdunn1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12019

    If you guard her and clamp her up “she’s just a girl” but if you don’t try ans let her score “she’s dropping buckets on you”😂

    • @slaveofgod3481
      @slaveofgod3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

      I remember guarding a girl who drived into the paint as I was still in front of her, and she obviously tripped. When I tell you niggas was on me that day😂

    • @Kingkam_77
      @Kingkam_77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      @@slaveofgod3481 in PE I got a girl out in knockout, then when it was me, a dude, and another girl in the final 3, I missed a shot, they got the board and threw it and it hit me in the face. People be getting mad for no reason.

    • @bigjohnslangin5741
      @bigjohnslangin5741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@Kingkam_77 I would of fucked them both up for you if I saw that shit man whether I knew you or not fuck people like that

    • @savitarthegodofspeed1975
      @savitarthegodofspeed1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @@bigjohnslangin5741 Equality my ass. for fucking decades, centuries women have tried to be equal and nowadays people fawn over them in any situation but wouldn't do the same for a man. Gah.

    • @CJ-wj5ol
      @CJ-wj5ol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't get me started

  • @kennethraymond2959
    @kennethraymond2959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3079

    I love that she hit him with the rocking the baby, got me weak!

    • @NoahHoi
      @NoahHoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It wasn't her who did the rock the baby if you look closely.

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts 😂 th-cam.com/video/LKzKIGe7JWs/w-d-xo.html

    • @Hiddenbarbar
      @Hiddenbarbar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment screams 40 y/o trying to be hip

    • @gavinhood1418
      @gavinhood1418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Hiddenbarbar who cares man

    • @NoahHoi
      @NoahHoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavinhood1418 fax

  • @WdnUlik2no
    @WdnUlik2no 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5439

    🤣🤣🤣 It's a lose lose situation. It makes it even worse when the girl starts acting all extra when the spectators start hyping her up.
    She dribbles two times and everybody is like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

    • @jayy1kalways
      @jayy1kalways 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Man 😂😂😂

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      If she *looks* like a baller, most of the time, she *is* one. If you don't guard her correct from the start, it's your funeral when she drops buckets on your head 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oldsoul305
      @Oldsoul305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@gseric4721
      It’s a physical sport.
      It’s not the same.
      Accidents happen.
      Men would rather risk injuring men than to injure a woman.
      Especially when the same slight push would do nothing to a man but would knock a woman down to the ground.
      Now how tf does that look?
      you the guy that injured a female playing ball?

    • @WeedInMyAss
      @WeedInMyAss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damn I was even hyping her up lmfao

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Oldsoul305 I'm not saying hack the girl, lol. It's not that difficult to play fundamental defense(block drives, contest shots, etc), and like you said, injuries *do* happen. If it was by accident, it was by accident. I'm pretty sure female ballers have hurt male ballers as well. It is a physical sport, after all.
      Males should also have instincts not to take things too far since the female is the weaker vessel. The least you can do is defend her correct if she *is* a real baller though. Male *or* female-if someone doesn't respect your game, you naturally get upset about it if you're a real competitor.

  • @yawnn112
    @yawnn112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    The moment she yelled “ISO!” is when I would have dropped off and called switch. Her saying that shows she came to eat and I’m not trying to be the meal…

    • @tyblack45
      @tyblack45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Fuck that she's going to be starving lock down defense

    • @cjr728
      @cjr728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@tyblack45 fr fr I’m slapping both hands on the floor n all that extra shit too

    • @steggyweggy
      @steggyweggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Someone does that to me I’m going as hard as possible. No buckets the rest of the game

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tyblack45 On god bitch we gon see who finna eat

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cjr728 you better, or you're about to be embarrassed XD

  • @wesmyone9562
    @wesmyone9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    You're damned if you guard her, and you're damned if you don't🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @bmorekazeka8414
      @bmorekazeka8414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      💯

    • @adversity760
      @adversity760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂💯

    • @wesmyone9562
      @wesmyone9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mao LeBron Still, it doesn't change the fact that a man has no merit for guarding a woman🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @wesmyone9562
      @wesmyone9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Mao LeBron If you say so🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @ObitoUchiha-oo7fs
      @ObitoUchiha-oo7fs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Mao LeBron Men are too scared to touch women, at least I am

  • @cosmiccreations8223
    @cosmiccreations8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Not him running while blaming everybody else 😂😂 “it was you 👉🏾👉🏾... 🏃🏾🏃🏾”

    • @theoldbk5419
      @theoldbk5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 best part!!!

    • @queenfedorathemagnificent
      @queenfedorathemagnificent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed the hardest on that part. And the look on his face. LOL

  • @NRobbi42
    @NRobbi42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    When she post up and starts backing you down

    • @Unco_Drew
      @Unco_Drew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      And it’s game point but you not tryna get a lawsuit so you throw the game

    • @iranianintelligenceagency9337
      @iranianintelligenceagency9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Unco_Drew 🤣🤣

    • @antviper135
      @antviper135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Unco_Drew Im dead💀

    • @hermesxivv7695
      @hermesxivv7695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s the best part

    • @oni_obaji07
      @oni_obaji07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Happened to me in soccer

  • @rich4446
    @rich4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    This ladies and gentlemen is called the lose-lose situation. Every hooper’s worst nightmare

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not really
      It’s called playing normally, especially when she is cocky
      Call out your boys if they start saying shit

  • @lamadesurvivor5216
    @lamadesurvivor5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

    😂😂😂 I remember I had to guard a girl who played VARSITY ball. She was FINE too, so that made it worse! She balled me tf up!!!! 🥴🥴🥴

    • @noobsaibot3238
      @noobsaibot3238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +772

      I once had a chick do some and1 street move on me. She spun and did a behind the back between my legs and went for the layup. I had to go home after that. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @cjr728
      @cjr728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +558

      bricked up in the paint 🗿

    • @thunderstar254
      @thunderstar254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      Got me praying for a post up 🙏

    • @lamadesurvivor5216
      @lamadesurvivor5216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@thunderstar254 😂😂😂😂

    • @NarutoUzumaski
      @NarutoUzumaski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤔📷

  • @harleywise557
    @harleywise557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    She called for an iso 😂😂😂😂😂 me being 6"4 if I ever heard a girl say that I'm walking off the court. No regular girl says that shit lol.

    • @IamQrock
      @IamQrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Apocalypse 2385 Legend has it... Her shot still in orbit until this day!

    • @harleywise557
      @harleywise557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Apocalypse 2385 straight facts, I'm one of the competitive ppl, shit will get real real fast. Sending shit everywhere hopefully it's not a gf cuz then we might break up lmao. It do be fun tho with woman that can be decent, there's just no correct way to play a female as a guy. Unless its love n basketball I guess lol

    • @twondagreat8893
      @twondagreat8893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@harleywise557 😩🤣🤣on God women don't get it

    • @ineedhoez
      @ineedhoez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 this is a set up!!!!

    • @deannaballard1382
      @deannaballard1382 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@twondagreat8893 Y'all don't get it. Play a real female, she not cryin'. And y'all all think you can beat every girl everywhere no matter how good she is. "I ain't losin' to no girl." Insecurities make you say that. Like she can't be better because she's a woman. "I don't lose to BOYS." Men on occasion but not boys.

  • @toekolo5584
    @toekolo5584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Desmond’s “OH MY GAWD” is hilarious in every video

    • @deonte1981
      @deonte1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bigbfacts

    • @bomb9676
      @bomb9676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And his exaggerated "WHAT THE!?"

  • @steven-ny3ep
    @steven-ny3ep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2508

    I had kinda had this happen to me in basketball class lol
    She shot a 3 pointer in my face so after that I started locking her up and even blocked her… and I don’t feel bad about it! Lol

    • @supremereacter6453
      @supremereacter6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      When girls go to my basketball court the same thing happens and tbh its fun

    • @kingquay7061
      @kingquay7061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sames

    • @djwitdaheat9750
      @djwitdaheat9750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Damn bro cool story

    • @isaiahamos4276
      @isaiahamos4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I did this to my ex in highschool she was on varsity and I beat her she was really upset but I didn't care she not finna beat me 🤣

    • @Everydaykaen
      @Everydaykaen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@isaiahamos4276 did she beat it afterwards?

  • @hectoracamponyc1723
    @hectoracamponyc1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I play lock down no matter who it is. man, woman, baby, dog, plant, everything is getting clamped

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Loved having players like you on the team. I didn't have to guard or be guarded by the girl

    • @realitywatch21
      @realitywatch21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      lol..Facts. you ain't embarrassing me out here. I don't care what you identify as....lol

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plant 😂
      I actually like playing defense a bit more than offense
      Gets you tired way faster tho

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thebatman. I used to suck at offense but be great at defense. Until I started practicing and noticed that the offense is actually pretty basic. And that performing the moves in the games was much easier than practicing.

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@younglove3362 Interesting. Are you more of an in the paint type guy or a shooter?

  • @iranianintelligenceagency9337
    @iranianintelligenceagency9337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This man left the whole gym🤣

    • @legendary1188
      @legendary1188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honest would’ve done the same thing if I was jay 🤣

  • @The_Darius_King
    @The_Darius_King 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The way he tried to blame it on the other dude and ran off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @saiyanprincesa7942
    @saiyanprincesa7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This is based on a true story lol Des’s story😂

    • @AJJ0904
      @AJJ0904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?

    • @saiyanprincesa7942
      @saiyanprincesa7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@AJJ0904 Des got hoed by a girl while they were playing basketball with her and her big hood ass brothers lol they talked about it on stream

    • @saiyanprincesa7942
      @saiyanprincesa7942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AJJ0904 idk if they took this from that but that’s the first thing I thought of🤣

    • @AJJ0904
      @AJJ0904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@saiyanprincesa7942 yo that's crazy 😂

    • @jayseanclark9608
      @jayseanclark9608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@AJJ0904 The girl threatened Desmond and then ask him out NO CAP!

  • @davidyang1160
    @davidyang1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    if she got shorts that go past her knees, she can hoop. you don't have to second guess.

    • @exia7777
      @exia7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol explain the rational

    • @davidyang1160
      @davidyang1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@exia7777 any girl who pulls up wearing long ass basketball shorts definitely played in high school or college. these girls aren't concerned about lookin nice, they just wanna ball, and if she's pulling up with that kind of confidence chances are it's coming from somewhere.

    • @80teg
      @80teg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidyang1160 Ya, its the confidence from being better than other girls.
      Ive yet to see a girl play even average in a pick up game full of dudes.

    • @goldpotato1885
      @goldpotato1885 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@80teg that's becuz you don't go to any games

    • @lodgedog4419
      @lodgedog4419 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goldpotato1885 do you have any evidence? No? Then how about you shut the f up!

  • @odinuniverse797
    @odinuniverse797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I've never seen a 4k video look like 240p before

    • @bbysenii
      @bbysenii 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm wondering why no one is talking about that

  • @theoldbk5419
    @theoldbk5419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Nah ain’t no she’s just a girl, she getting buckets dropped on her head too!! And getting clamped up, ain’t no simpin around here 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marlowswindow
    @marlowswindow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    My sister actually plays basketball for the Harlem Globetrotters and this was like taking a time capsule back to when we were kids.lol

    • @lszfarray5929
      @lszfarray5929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Thas gangsta, that must’ve been great to watch 😌

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Facts 😂 th-cam.com/video/LKzKIGe7JWs/w-d-xo.html

    • @tye9713
      @tye9713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They weren't the Harlem globetrotters dont play yourself

    • @Fume1337
      @Fume1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sure she did

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You capping ice, tnt, ace and woodard only female globetrotter and I know you aint related to none of them.

  • @user-gx8dl1dt2y
    @user-gx8dl1dt2y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I played soccer and futsal (indoor soccer on a basketball court, 5v5) back in high school. Whenever we played a co-ed or all girl team, which wasn't all too often, I didn't change anything about how I played. I remember this once futsal game, the ref tried to tell me to stop playing so physical against the girls, and acted like I was only doing it because they were girls. I was like, chief, I'm playing the same way I would against anyone. If I commit a penalty, then blow the whistle, otherwise I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.
    That's something I'll never understand, is no one is making you play in a male/co-ed league. So don't complain when you can't handle the improved skill and physicality of all the other players in it. It's like if a kid plays up a year or two. The only way that's going to happen is if he has the talent to do so, and if he can't keep up, it's on him; he shouldn't be in that league in the first place.
    The general sentiment is not that you can't play up a year or two, or that you can't play in a male/co-ed league as a girl. It's just that you have to be at the same level to do so, and you can't complain when people don't go easy on you.

    • @vlad3858
      @vlad3858 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My dude thinks they were playing for money

  • @self-motivationrafi8097
    @self-motivationrafi8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    These guys need a tv show!

    • @matthewbowen2132
      @matthewbowen2132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam is basically my tv nowadays lol

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'll never forget the day this girl schooled everyone on the court. No one said shit cuz we all got it

  • @slickeddy2000
    @slickeddy2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Mark taking his LeBron impersonator skills to another level with that defense he playing. And Finger pointing at Russ and AD

    • @jessiemccrea6274
      @jessiemccrea6274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Luckily he didn't decide to make nobody started leaking, and start a fight

    • @moganfreeman6036
      @moganfreeman6036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This unprovoked hate isn’t a good look.

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yall dont even watch basketball

    • @KeefeRuby
      @KeefeRuby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casual

    • @samodduncan1394
      @samodduncan1394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessiemccrea6274 bro that grammer

  • @solomonokpobrisi4799
    @solomonokpobrisi4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Damned if I do, Damned if I don't"
    - Jermaine Cole
    Born Sinner "She knows" - circa 2013

  • @TreyTruth619
    @TreyTruth619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The females that actually really hoop are hard as hell to guard lol

    • @TreyTruth619
      @TreyTruth619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @The Esquire of Sports® without trying to get to aggressive on them they are

    • @lawrencemalone1900
      @lawrencemalone1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TreyTruth619 it's sports. You play to win. If she is balling then I'm stopping her with all aggression. I don't have time to worry about morals when pride is on the line

    • @TreyTruth619
      @TreyTruth619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lawrencemalone1900 I understand Vegeta

    • @tiyas5378
      @tiyas5378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawrencemalone1900 cool

    • @ennuiii
      @ennuiii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lawrencemalone1900 that reasonin is kinda pathetic tbh

  • @danieldaw1778
    @danieldaw1778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    For real though. I knew this girl that was pretty good a basketball growing up. She would occasionally come to the park near where I lived with her friends and I ended up having to guard her. She played ball in Middle school and high school, but so did I. In the beginning, I did some light contests and when she'd try to get physical, I wouldn't really put too much strength into anything cause she was way smaller than me. She scored a few times and my boys was like, yo, D her up. So the next time she tried to take me off the dribble and get a layup, I spiked her shit off of the backboard and immediately heard "yo, you need to chill, bro" from my teammates. And the worst part is that after I did it, she decided to take it personally and started fouling me every time I touched the ball. And she defended herself with "your bigger then me". And I'm like, "what the hell? How does be being bigger than you make you grabbing my whole ass arm and pulling when I try to do a layup not a foul?"

    • @tja.k.at-rebel3741
      @tja.k.at-rebel3741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      i hope they wasn't yo homies and just some teammates bcuz i would have cussed them out and told them to guard her before i f them up tf. and her i just would have fell to the ground laughing like somebody get this ball and her 🤣

    • @tysonthompkins1784
      @tysonthompkins1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ya people are mad sexist in sports it’s crazy I would have personally just stiff armed her ( I don’t even play football it’s just how I deal with noobs who don’t know how to play ball and just foul)

    • @kykise1395
      @kykise1395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      you knew a girl that was a pretty good basketball? damn thats pretty crazy bro

    • @cadestockman5731
      @cadestockman5731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kykise1395 ikr, I read that first sentence and was like damn, he knows a girl?

    • @grantvillamor1941
      @grantvillamor1941 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thats why unless both parties agree with what will happen, never play with the opposite sex, guarding is hard enough as it is, with girls there is way too much more to think about, cause shes a girl and your a guy

  • @erickingsbury7193
    @erickingsbury7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I have been there....in pick-up games I had to guard the girl. When I played up on her I was mocked by everyone for being hard on her BUT when I backed up she tore it up and sank the baskets; then I got mocked for letting her score (A No Win Situation).

    • @dantheman3022
      @dantheman3022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah sure buddy !!! ....any excuse for losing to a girl !!!!

    • @erickingsbury7193
      @erickingsbury7193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@dantheman3022 Yea Dan...46 people who get it and then there's you.

    • @ARandomPerson--
      @ARandomPerson-- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't listen to the female idiots. She's just bidder because she knows her best is still trash, and that trash is all they have to prop themselves up

    • @Skelliiie
      @Skelliiie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like the people mocking you were being sexist, fuck em.
      No one likes being taken lightly when they're clearly a threat.

    • @laststrike4411
      @laststrike4411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skelliiie Why wouldn't you like something like that? Makes your job easier.

  • @julietteferrars3097
    @julietteferrars3097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The panic on your faces will always be funny to me. 😂 I remember playing in school and getting ignored because I’m a shy, polite girl… that is until I started playing and smack-talking!

  • @HoodPsychoP3dia
    @HoodPsychoP3dia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    its over! they upgraded! they TAKING OVER 1 CITY AT A TIME!!!! Desmond has become my relatable favorite now! I like the whole squad even the new homie but Desmond be killn them mad roles 🤣 im so happy for the whole team

    • @almightym4332
      @almightym4332 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts 😂 th-cam.com/video/LKzKIGe7JWs/w-d-xo.html

  • @carnageassassin2617
    @carnageassassin2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    In football its even worse nobody wanna tackle the girl cause they'll get called a perv and other shit like that

    • @TheWard1ne
      @TheWard1ne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Or why you fuck her up like that??!! Uhh because she had the ball. If you not willing to accept all sides of the game sit down and please be quiet

    • @carnageassassin2617
      @carnageassassin2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheWard1ne Girls don't play in football dumbass that's the point

    • @jognfong8557
      @jognfong8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@carnageassassin2617 our hs team had a girl as a kicker. i think if u accept everything that comes with it and play, u are in-limits to being hitsticked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @carnageassassin2617
      @carnageassassin2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jognfong8557 kickers dont get tackles and it was everyone nobody wanted to tackle her

    • @KingCalii
      @KingCalii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@carnageassassin2617 my HS had a lineman girl and she was samoan lol

  • @colecotten26
    @colecotten26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This happened the other day. My guy got absolutely crossed, she blows by him and scores as he's falling out of bounds. The whole squad had to turn away from dude. 😂😂

  • @1081Lex
    @1081Lex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She cookin😂🤣 ISO GANG!!!😂🤣

  • @savplayzx6067
    @savplayzx6067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Clamps her up* “it’s just a girl”
    Doesn’t really try to guard her* “she cooking you bro”

  • @zendannyy
    @zendannyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Once was guarding a chick who could BALL, she was FINE too.
    After she scored on me once, I proceeded to play the best defense of my life

    • @s3dghost
      @s3dghost ปีที่แล้ว

      And she made you her b-word.....

  • @thelegacyofgaming2928
    @thelegacyofgaming2928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Mark tried to act clueless 😂😂😂

  • @MarceloOmegaAGDM
    @MarceloOmegaAGDM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    She plays hard though...!

  • @anthonybrown7650
    @anthonybrown7650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is phenomenal

  • @rionabil8065
    @rionabil8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I swear this dude looks perfect to be the next "Kevin Hart" 🤣🤣

    • @blacksanta2370
      @blacksanta2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The next? There's only one Kevin...

    • @carlosspence199
      @carlosspence199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blacksanta2370 Kevin heart not even all that funny really

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blacksanta2370 You got your feelings hurt haha

    • @blacksanta2370
      @blacksanta2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carlosspence199 I know he ain't so why even compare the two

    • @blacksanta2370
      @blacksanta2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@B3Band you the only one laughin..

  • @moneygo123
    @moneygo123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    It’s crazy how society is more okay with an NBA playing blocking a 10 year old boy than a 25 year old woman. But thats a conversation for another time LOL

    • @bolnet632
      @bolnet632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Sexism and double standards at its finest, but yes that is a topic for another time, and I don’t wanna ruin the skit.

    • @xum0007
      @xum0007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@bolnet632 🤣 LMAOOO. I used to point out things like this all the time, I’ve stopped now bc it’s pointless. No one is going to change their outlooks. In the game of basketball man or woman, 10 or 25, as long as you are not being punched and kicked it’s fair game

    • @timetravelingoldman6839
      @timetravelingoldman6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      NBA players guard 10 year old boys because those kids have the potential to make it into the NBA. It works as a source of inspiration to create dreams. Guarding a 25 year old women would be a waste of time.

    • @Shockkings0714
      @Shockkings0714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@timetravelingoldman6839 I guess the WNBA doesn’t exist?

    • @GabeBeastin
      @GabeBeastin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Shockkings0714 it only exists because the nba keeps it alive the wnba cant even make a profit thats why wnba stars get paid less but not just the female stars get paid less but also the male wnba coaches so yeah like the dude said prolly just a waste of time

  • @nique4791
    @nique4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I never knew that’s how guys felt. I remember being in church and a guy kept mean mugging me etc. I was just like, ok. He eventually asked if I remembered him and I told him no. He said I was the first and only girl to beat him and he didn’t know how to handle it lol

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @mreccentricitiesbrutallyho6338
      @mreccentricitiesbrutallyho6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's ... sad lol

    • @CherryWallflower
      @CherryWallflower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's so strange. It's just a person who was better at the game than him. No need for him to bring in gender unless his manliness is something he's insecure about, oof

    • @mreccentricitiesbrutallyho6338
      @mreccentricitiesbrutallyho6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@CherryWallflowerwhat should it be

    • @versatileduplicity9313
      @versatileduplicity9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CherryWallflower nah that’s how it is and you know nothing about being a man. That statement is as dumb as saying women should play football with dudes

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the way Mark just took off at the end. 😂

  • @alexsantiago3181
    @alexsantiago3181 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this🤣🤣

  • @wes0112
    @wes0112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh guys.

  • @whm_w8833
    @whm_w8833 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That drive at the end. She was styling!!

  • @tifftroser9309
    @tifftroser9309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She crossed that man up too easy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shooter8719
    @shooter8719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That face he had before he took off running 😆

  • @dragonnuma9965
    @dragonnuma9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yo shorty was smooth with it.

  • @sierraj7480
    @sierraj7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    its like this in high school police training class when boys gotta wrestle with a girl

  • @nehemiahwells-luten9003
    @nehemiahwells-luten9003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Comedy every time bro 😂

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie ปีที่แล้ว

    Fastest Mark ever left a court, hit the door running, I cannot 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JonnyLin7
    @JonnyLin7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I was once playing 2 on 2. The guy on my team was a bit too cool with it and started jacking up a bunch of bad shots, but then his check who was a girl started getting a bunch of easy layups on him in a row so they actually got a lead on us. Next play, she gets by him again, so I decided I'll come over and help just to stop the easy layup, but when she went up for the layup, I instinctually jumped up with her and absolutely spiked the ball. I felt bad cause I was like a at least 6 inches taller than her and weighed like 50lbs more than her, but at the same time the semi-competitor in me didn't wanna lose that game from a girl getting open layups the entire game.

    • @deannaballard1382
      @deannaballard1382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hooped with a 6 footer before and I'm 5'5. It was fun. He was throwing my shot and I was laying him up. We were both having fun and it was no hard feelings on either side. Shook hands after it. We don't mind a good game. It's the fouling BECAUSE we're weaker that we hate.

    • @potatoes5829
      @potatoes5829 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deannaballard1382 the problem is the tolerances though. As a guy who is an incredibly weak computer nerd (about as weak as can be), I still don’t get tripped up as much as them “athletic girls” when I do get pushed around.

  • @elijahcube7063
    @elijahcube7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Been in this situation before😂
    Was still learning how to play and this girl was Varsity at least, also very small, agile and lightning quick.
    Suffice to say I got skinned that day😂

  • @MARINEJONFIT
    @MARINEJONFIT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bruh! If she look like she can HOOP! hands up! Hahahaha! This was tooooo funny

  • @suchasongbird
    @suchasongbird 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “She’s taking this too far!” 😂😂😂

  • @indianbrd
    @indianbrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    One of the best players to box us out..no cap Dowling college basketball team she was little close to 6ft maybe taller🤔.. the way her IQ was she kept us from those boards..never happened like that ever playing this sport..position and timing wonderful..respect

  • @lorenzodawkins7500
    @lorenzodawkins7500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She cold forreal too

  • @lorimarkannen6739
    @lorimarkannen6739 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bro it's one shot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CybersecurityandCigars
    @CybersecurityandCigars 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Made my day! 😂😂

  • @almills2675
    @almills2675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If you didn’t have this moment in the park , your hood weak fr 💯🔥

  • @afrothunder2405
    @afrothunder2405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Big props for getting a couple of players from the Harlem Globetrotters to be in the video.

  • @urIIez
    @urIIez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao Neggah! That jump at 0:30 😭
    I’m dying.

  • @JuniorVarsityShorts
    @JuniorVarsityShorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro he took off running🤣🤣

  • @mzdicey6684
    @mzdicey6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love it 😻 as a female basketball 🏀 player I know exactly how this feels😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  • @InternalxHD
    @InternalxHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The only reason I would hate guarding a girl is if my hands fly somewhere it shouldn't have on accideny

  • @stephenhawk8384
    @stephenhawk8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The look on his face just before he turns and runs is perfect. When you just don’t know what else to do.

  • @JBrown2222
    @JBrown2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Straight Gold lmao

  • @CantGoogleMe
    @CantGoogleMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They have good fundamentals

  • @vegastjg
    @vegastjg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember ballin being 13 at the ymca 35 years ago when the UNLV womens bball team came in like they were the Showtime Lakers then proceeded to get dominated by a team full of teengers and left winless. foh when dudes that can actually play play for real they dominate

  • @andreashley6084
    @andreashley6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When des was like nah I was just helpin 😂😂😂 I lost it

  • @chrisbarge8145
    @chrisbarge8145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man took off running

  • @FearlessVXI
    @FearlessVXI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Naw when the girl starts to post up, you literally can't guard her because you'll get taken to court for sexual harassment.

    • @freshswagga100
      @freshswagga100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @hitroy1054
      @hitroy1054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Had a girl do that once. I had to keep my hips so far away from hers it looked like I was throwing it back lmao

    • @vince11harris
      @vince11harris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@freshswagga100 bro no it ain’t. Y’all just crying

    • @freshswagga100
      @freshswagga100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vince11harris why are u replying this to me?

    • @tiktokatnight7364
      @tiktokatnight7364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hitroy1054 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @althom9928
    @althom9928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was just helping 😂

  • @keepitthuggy
    @keepitthuggy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yall r funny af!

  • @00ghostcobra
    @00ghostcobra 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These cats are funny as hell...🤣🤣🤣

  • @dontgoonthischannel1221
    @dontgoonthischannel1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    But then there's times when she's actually good and you can't guard her even when you start trying

  • @RyanMonkeyFace
    @RyanMonkeyFace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    yup happens a bunch, but I always lock em up.
    "You playing too hard on her"
    SHUT UP, she shouldn't have came hoop if she wanted to be treated different, some of these girl's layup packages are too nice to be going easy on em.

    • @parsifal40
      @parsifal40 ปีที่แล้ว

      truu i dont want preferential treatment we playing amateur ball anyways and with the way modern basketball is u can make up for the diff with game

  • @mikehayes6064
    @mikehayes6064 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's fam right there. Straight outta Reading, Pa💪🏾

  • @dothedou24
    @dothedou24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My man ran out of the gym pointing fingers though 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilvenom7876
    @lilvenom7876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It didn’t matter who I was guarding I never really tried on defense since I was a superb scorer

  • @moblack5883
    @moblack5883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Back in the day this girl hooper moved across the street. She was from a family of ballers. One made it to the NBA to a West Coast team. We used to hoop and one day I clapped them cheeks. Was a wild experience. We still cool to this day.

    • @freddycalipari4242
      @freddycalipari4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why couldn't you just say what team he was drafted to haha.

    • @zerospecs2331
      @zerospecs2331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@freddycalipari4242 Because the detail of "clapping cheeks" was waaaaayyyy more important 🙄😏🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @photodoor913
    @photodoor913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he just runs away lol

  • @ds_ns_ps3517
    @ds_ns_ps3517 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    these acting skills really on point

  • @Throwin_pesos
    @Throwin_pesos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I find out she can hoop in her first 2 plays I’m playing straight up and I don’t care

  • @iloveraquel
    @iloveraquel ปีที่แล้ว +4

    as a girl, i just say to them “break my bones bro it’s not that hard” works every time

  • @projectbreadwinners2942
    @projectbreadwinners2942 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear this dudes don’t miss lmaooo

  • @JXTHAGOAT101
    @JXTHAGOAT101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dang, Girl got some moves!

  • @quantrellh.4939
    @quantrellh.4939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm 5'6 so they stay putting me on a girl lmfaoo.

  • @holysinnerxxx
    @holysinnerxxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After that highlight reel starring Jay, it should have been Dylan on the team, not Jay haha.

  • @SettaXY
    @SettaXY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha why he run away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Platoface
    @Platoface 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She so good they gots to stage it.

  • @MerlinTheCommenter
    @MerlinTheCommenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have a bad reputation as a merciless guard so I'm seen as a asshole when I'm guarding the guys but when it's a woman, I'm the first one they call to guard since I show no mercy. I'm all about equality. Get this D.

    • @kuunami
      @kuunami ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you step on the court you're fair game to get the clamps put on you.

  • @1typhonus
    @1typhonus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If you're more worried about who you guard rather than winning the game.. are you truly a hooper?🤔🤔

  • @judtsomeguy12190
    @judtsomeguy12190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She took them ankles !!!!

  • @jonathanlee5314
    @jonathanlee5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmfao the way he just peaces out of the gym while still pointing at them is gold

  • @glquam07
    @glquam07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    At first you uneasy, then you have to come to the realization that:
    If she wants to play with guys, then damn it, guard her like she is one. I ain't losing like that.

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I grew up with 5 sisters who liked to ball. I have no problems guarding a girl. 😉

  • @Nunnayadambiness
    @Nunnayadambiness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One time, this girl in my class was into my friend, who didn't like basketball, but sat in the stands.
    I got caught in a switch on a pick and had to defend her.
    She realized who was guarding her, waved at my boy... Then, I got my ankles taken from me by a 1990s Shammgod. She waltzed for a layup, while everyone on the court laughed their asses off at my soul being taken by the crossover. Then she sauntered around the edge of the court over to my friend and waved "hi" again.
    This is why I can't make hard cuts in football anymore

    • @BKNPhenom
      @BKNPhenom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You a W manz for that so it's okay 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @NoahHoi
      @NoahHoi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OW

    • @Pepe_Roni_
      @Pepe_Roni_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Damn took your ankles, health, ya boi..ruthless.

  • @duvann36
    @duvann36 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she got some moves

  • @nehemiahobie5133
    @nehemiahobie5133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha 😂 lol he really walked away and left.