if youre impressed at people's abilities to turn two-syllable words into six-syllable words, then i Re-he-he-he-heally recommend you watch the show Scrubs...
I love that he doesn't even sound mad, just . . . deeply disappointed. Like, the things the guy was stealing from him are so stupid, he knows the thief could have done better and didn't, and THAT'S what upsets him.
dj-chemicalz literally there are people that go around doing this intentionally. It actually adds up and causes a lot more problems than you would think especially over any amount of time.
@@Flagrant_Violations I love it. So if he gets away, he goes home and is like. "Mwhahaha, he's gonna go for a nice refreshing shower, and realise he has no soap, but by then he's already wet! What a mild annoyance".
*this man finally scores the date of his life.... he has no soap, this immediately puts a damper on the dinner plans he had... but what really ruined his night was he couldn’t grate the fresh Parmesan cheese over the pasta he prepared for her*
He was just geniunly disappointed that the thief didn't even steal anything valuable. He wasn't even mad he was robbed, he was disappointed the thief didn't even do it properly.
The empty bottle is the injection device. The soap is a chemical focus, the cheese grater I'm not quite sure, it could be for shaving some dove bar soap which is another good focus or alien energy thus magnets
"I guess he thought I was upset with him." *This man had a gun pulled on him and he wasn't upset think about that for a minute.* *This man is a demigod*
Mii 2.0 No. We really don’t. Yes more people have guns in the south but having lived here my whole life. I only know about 10 people who carry a gun on them (not counting having a gun in their vehicle)
@@BobPapadopoulos I completely forgot about this video and your response just brought it back to light for me. Thanks for givin me the laugh in such hard times 👍
"Who steals a cheese grater? He's got the works...Lysol! He stole an empty bottle of spray! What got me the most was my soap. He stole my soap! Who steals soap!?!"
... who steals that stuff? He’s clearly just trying to make this guys life very inconvenient and not get anything out of it. WAIT I GOT IT HES PLAYING SKYRIM JUST GRAB EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NEED IT LATER
Ryan Menet in Skyrim I stole a bucket from the opening scene of the game,I have never gotten rid of it. It’s the only thing I’ve kept from the beginning. A singular bucket I stole from a shelf in a dungeon after getting attacked by a dragon. It’s my lucky bucket,and it’s done it’s job so far. (I’ve died plenty of times it’s a bucket it’s job is to bucket)
You have to realize that there are a lot of idiots out there. Years ago someone broke into my car and stole a roll of paper towels. I still tell people who steals paper towels.
"They did pull a gun on me when I was coming around the house because I guess he thought I was upset with him" half a second later: "WhO STEeALs a ChEEeSe GrATeR?" **angrily holds up said cheese grater, shaking with fury**
Like the guy who steals the wheel of someone's truck arguing he is in right because the truck will be sold and he can just take because he needs a wheel the truck not. 🤣🤣🤣 he really thought that this was right. Lol
this entire situation is the most human thing i can imagine. some random dickhead breaks into someone's house, attempts to steal a number of nonsensical and inconsequential things, gets caught by the owner and the only response is utter confusion by everyone involved.
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The genuine annoyance in his face and voice when says “who steals a cheese grater?”
@Jacob Cannon obviously to get some grate cheese
What accent is that??
@@Anti_ZionisNKRI yes
He stole an empty bottle of spray
An asshole. That’s who
Without his *THICC* accent, this vid wouldn't exist
George Washington Gaming
he stole my soap vs _hE sToW mY sOwP_
Preach
I bet we do sound crazy.
All I can say to this is: No shit?
But this is not a perfect world
"I guess he thought I was upset with him" legendary line
My mom to me
everyone i've ever met
@@phabidz "im not mad im just dissapointed"
The power to make "house" a two-syllable word is a feat to behold
The South is out of control
Fear us
That’s Kentucky for ya.
if youre impressed at people's abilities to turn two-syllable words into six-syllable words, then i Re-he-he-he-heally recommend you watch the show Scrubs...
House (hay-ose)
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ᵂʰʸ ᵐᵃ ˢᵒᵃᵖ
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How u write like it ?
ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ il faut juste acheter un clavier sur un site chinois.
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@@zControl ok xd
@@zControl pourquoi tu parle bagguette🤷♂️
I love that he doesn't even sound mad, just . . . deeply disappointed.
Like, the things the guy was stealing from him are so stupid, he knows the thief could have done better and didn't, and THAT'S what upsets him.
I've replayed the video over and over. After reading your comment! Makes the video even funnier!😂
He stole empty bottle of spray 😂 like cmon dude there had to be one that was full
@@biglicker4473 😂😂😂😂 "HE STOLE MY SOAP!"
I love how casual he is too.
"He did pull a gun on me when I went back around the house, because he thought I was upset with him."
666 likes. As of this reply.
WHO STEALS SOAP!?
That dirty bandits!
HE STOLE MUH SOAP
help
Me
Wait I've got something for this uh. The cloudy kleptomaniac, t-the stanky stealers,uh um the mucky mugger.
He was just trying to make the guys life mildly inconvenient
dj-chemicalz literally there are people that go around doing this intentionally. It actually adds up and causes a lot more problems than you would think especially over any amount of time.
@@Flagrant_Violations I love it. So if he gets away, he goes home and is like. "Mwhahaha, he's gonna go for a nice refreshing shower, and realise he has no soap, but by then he's already wet! What a mild annoyance".
@@ICantSplel lmao
*this man finally scores the date of his life.... he has no soap, this immediately puts a damper on the dinner plans he had... but what really ruined his night was he couldn’t grate the fresh Parmesan cheese over the pasta he prepared for her*
@@ICantSplel *what a mild annoyance*
*HE STOW MUH SOAWP*
HE DOPEDOOP
a new meme
SOOOOOOOAWWWWWWWP
@@OCV102 DEY DURKA DURRR!
@@budoshi-f2l no ew tf
he stole soap because he wanted a clean getaway
It was all part of the plan... if only the Lysol bottle wasn't empty.
he stole it because he was dirty oooOoOOoOOOOOoooOoOO
Ha!
God damn it
HAHAHAHAH
It’s the disbelief in his voice about the empty bottle of spray, I just can’t-
He was just geniunly disappointed that the thief didn't even steal anything valuable. He wasn't even mad he was robbed, he was disappointed the thief didn't even do it properly.
Shpray *
best part
This was clearly an effort to prepare some elaborate plan too advanced for us to comprehend.
The empty bottle is the injection device. The soap is a chemical focus, the cheese grater I'm not quite sure, it could be for shaving some dove bar soap which is another good focus or alien energy thus magnets
little did he know the next time he comes home it will be spotless and a message will be on the wall and it reads "HOUSE KEEPING,I CLEAN NOW"
He also stole my goku and cell action figures
All to end the future Area 51 massacre.
Kraison Frameworks no massacre fam
I love how baffled he is, he's not even mad, just... blown away.
I'd steal an empty bottle of spray
Merlin Merlout You mean, An empty bottle of Shpray?
Merlin Merlout “Who steals a chaayse graiter ?”
Bezee XD
Merlin Merlout AThe
That's the only way to get them. They don't sell them anywhere, I've looked.
You wouldn't steal a cheese grater.
You wouldn't steal an empty bottle of spring.
*You wouldn't steal ma soap.*
Ba di diddly BA BA BA
You wouldn't download a car.
PIRACY: ITS AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF SPRAY
Sounds like those piracy ads that used to be on movies a long time ago
th-cam.com/video/ALZZx1xmAzg/w-d-xo.html
why does he look like Ryan Gosling
Omg you’re right
fat Ryan Gosling, that was my immediate thought, especially his facial expression during the cheese grater part.
L S omg why does he tho
I cannot unsee that now.
The Fat Turtle nah it’s Ryan gosling in a fat suit
"Who steals soap?" Better question is who steals an empty bottle of Lysol?
Dumbasses. Thieves who can't even sack houses properly.
Well the thief was a meth addict so....
He does have a good point though who the hell steals that stuff? lol
Lol we are not talking about that enough
Crackheads
According to the full interview Methheads
Crackheads will steal anything they think will get them a score
For sure pathetic junkies, only junkies would steal a cheese grater and consider it gold.
I want this man to narrate my life so damn bad
Me too 😂
So do I Dio...
As do I, bro
and then he says "Jotaro stops time and then breakes Dio's legs *W H O S T O P S T I M E J U S T TO B R E A K S O M E B O D Y S L E G S* "
@@sausagelynx 'You thought it was DIO, but it was me, Dio!'
this is what went through my head
A man pushed too far
He's on the brink of madness
"I guess he thought I was upset with him."
*This man had a gun pulled on him and he wasn't upset think about that for a minute.*
*This man is a demigod*
No... this man IS a God
Dude, it's the South™. People carry guns all the time.
If you read the article, this guy was actually his COUSIN
@Che Burns we know
Mii 2.0 No. We really don’t. Yes more people have guns in the south but having lived here my whole life. I only know about 10 people who carry a gun on them (not counting having a gun in their vehicle)
The fact that TH-cam's auto generated captions were way more accurate with his thick accent than with a regular western one baffles me
Because we Appalachians are the only ones speaking proper English.
@@BobPapadopoulos I completely forgot about this video and your response just brought it back to light for me. Thanks for givin me the laugh in such hard times 👍
This guy seems like he's probably real fun to be around.
Who steals a cheese grater?
Someone who isn't gouda
A muenster, that's who.
Probably someone with a Swiss Army knife
This thread needs to chechill with the puns.
These puns are a feta to behold
Eh, it _colby_ worse.
Stealing soap isn’t that ba-
*Realizes it’s Dove Men+Care 3 in 1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash*
Alright not cool man
TheVirtualBomb LOL
the blue one is superiour tho
You may take a mans cheese grater, but never take a mans pride
You sir, are a LEGEND for speaking the truth
The way it cuts to him saying “who steals a cheese grater?” 😂
"Who steals a cheese grater? He's got the works...Lysol! He stole an empty bottle of spray! What got me the most was my soap. He stole my soap! Who steals soap!?!"
A homeless person
We've seen the whole video, too. Yes.
@@Y.M... congratulations, want a medal ?
Salok oh I missed that part wow
@@Slippindisc enjoy your silver smartass medal.
The best part of this is the fact that he says "He's got the works" and his disbelief at the empty bottle
... who steals that stuff? He’s clearly just trying to make this guys life very inconvenient and not get anything out of it.
WAIT
I GOT IT
HES PLAYING SKYRIM
JUST GRAB EVERYTHING BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NEED IT LATER
This is how NPCs in video games react when they find out you stole their stuff
@@PaleBlueDott so true 😂😂😂
Crackhead steal stuff like this. Dude was a crackhead.
Fallout 4, he's building a house
Ryan Menet in Skyrim I stole a bucket from the opening scene of the game,I have never gotten rid of it. It’s the only thing I’ve kept from the beginning. A singular bucket I stole from a shelf in a dungeon after getting attacked by a dragon. It’s my lucky bucket,and it’s done it’s job so far. (I’ve died plenty of times it’s a bucket it’s job is to bucket)
That's not just any soap. It's Dove For Men. I see why he's upset.
Don't all men have infinite supplies of these things from relatives as gifts for Christmas.
@@ICantSplel Maybe when you're about..13. But even then it's unlikely.
You have to realize that there are a lot of idiots out there. Years ago someone broke into my car and stole a roll of paper towels. I still tell people who steals paper towels.
methheads i bet
What a *dirty* bastard.
Chuck Finley me from my grandmas closet bc she’s staying with my aunt now.
If I didn't have TP I would do that too.
The window is like 20 times as costy
He could have just asked
I’m sorry gromit I couldn’t get the cheese grater back!
new dove add slogan- "soap so good, you'll want to steal it!"
When you loot everything in an RPG and get caught looting someone's house.
We're living in the best timeline.
Was that a sonic cd reference?
I remember someone broke into my apartment in the Netherlands and just took a pint of milk
True desperation when you're stealing COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEMS. Or he was high as Mt. Everest...
otakon17 He was actually on drugs when he did this
"Who steals soap"
Well smash players certainly don't
oof
*Salt intensifies*
MateAndMead
Not gonna lie, good burn
*OOOOOH GONNA NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN*
@Lazy Hazy Stfu
He stole ma *SOAP*
*WHO STEAL SOAP?!*
"They did pull a gun on me when I was coming around the house because I guess he thought I was upset with him"
half a second later:
"WhO STEeALs a ChEEeSe GrATeR?"
**angrily holds up said cheese grater, shaking with fury**
*South intensifies*
I live in the most southern place possible and I don’t talk that accent but I think that accent is just the funniest thing on this planet
It’s eastern Kentucky lol not south
Aniquin yes accents are same and similar all over but this guy is actually in Eastern Kentucky lol
Smooci not southern? Have you ever been to Kentucky?
Брандон Кeллeр yeah from a cultural point of view they are very southern
“You’re probably the worst thief i’ve ever heard of”
"...But you HAVE heard of me?"
thats gotta be the worst pirate i have ever seen
That's got to be the best thief I've seen...
You see a Cheese grater is obviously *grater* than a gun.
Yu Catu i hate myself for laughing at this
@@tesselmuntz6786 Same
In Russia we don’t steal TVs
We steal soap
Just, no, thank you
Yu Catu oof
I guess they wanted to make a *clean* getaway.
ha, that joke was grate
what got me the most was my saop. HE STOLE MAH SAOP!! *WHO STEALS SAOP?!*
Everyone talks about the soap and the grater. But the exhasperated 'he stole an empty bottle of spray' is underrated and gets me everytime
He needed it all for: eating cheese, cleaning the 🚽, & using in the 🛁.
btw, his accent spices the indignity perfectly.
jay folk what about the empty spray
Ew
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He want that cheese grater bacc
Underrated comment
Not guna lie.... kinda want that empty spray bottle, I mean he don't need it right?
Underrated comment 😂😂😂😂
Found the thief
Ice Fisher 907 Same
Like the guy who steals the wheel of someone's truck arguing he is in right because the truck will be sold and he can just take because he needs a wheel the truck not. 🤣🤣🤣 he really thought that this was right. Lol
Clearly, the thieves were foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring. Someone must extinguish their flame.
Put their foolish ambitions to rest
Wha got me the most was mah SEWP!
hE sTolE mAh SeWp!
*WHO STEALS SEWP!?!?*
Soup
You can really feel the annoyance when he said "He stole an empty bottle of spray" 😂 That line gets me every time
NPC reacting to the main characters in any Bethesda RPG.
After 5 years I finally understand, bro was just doing a point-and-click adventure
Finally, a TH-cam recommendation I can proudly show off to people.
Him: I'm not upset with him.
Also him: "MY SOAWP!"
His accent thicker than a bouwl of ouwtmeel
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that meddling soap!"
1950: in 2019 will be flying cars.
*2019: HE STOW MUH SOAWP!?!*
Iván Ávalos
Didn't say no one would be stealing soawp
"Who steals a cheese grater?"
Oh, there's gonna be a lot of them being stolen after this year's release from Apple.
I want to be here for when this becomes classic
When NPCs finally realize the player character is just breaking and entering with impunity:
HE STOLE HIS SOAP!! ACCENT INTENSIFIES
Question: who steals a cheese grater?
Answer: someone who needs to grate cheese.
I could listen to this guy speak *ALL DAY!*
The fact that he's an overweight, southern Ryan Gosling makes this 100x funnier.
Accomplice: What are we stealing?
Robber: *yes*
I’m so used to the accent I didn’t even notice anything wrong until I read the comments
To whoever stole the cheese grater I haven’t stopped hunting for you
This guy isn't mad he got robbed he just have these questions to understand how the universe works around him ...
You gotta respect such mentality
“He stol’d an empty bottle of spray!”
I had this looped for an hour while building in minecraft and didn't even realize it lol
“ *HE STOWL THE AEMPTY BOTTLE* of spray”
"He stole my soap! Who steals soap!?" - Obese Ryan Gosling
"He sTOLE an eMmTY BotTle of SprAYH"
Why was that funny? 😂😂
Ross Brighthart the voice breh
It's the appalachian talk honey lol
He's not mad, just disappointed.
He was obviously playing fallout. He needed that steel and plastic
“Whet gout me the moust is that he stoul my soap”
0:15
"Who steals a cheese grater?!"
I would. I love cheese. Cheese is the best food and condiment in existence.
Cheese is the meaning of life.
I would really like to see that sociopath maniac behind bars
*_HE STAOL MAH SAOP!!!_*
*_WHO STEALS SOAP?!?_*
*video ends*
this entire situation is the most human thing i can imagine. some random dickhead breaks into someone's house, attempts to steal a number of nonsensical and inconsequential things, gets caught by the owner and the only response is utter confusion by everyone involved.
*Top 10 questions scientists still cant answer*
“Who steals a cheese grater?!”
Someone who wants a cheese grater. O_O
I'm glad I stayed subscribed haha
I just stayed subscribed for the short lived series “the locals”
The way he says “an empty bottle of spraay” always gets me 😂😂
hE SToLE mA SOaP
WhO sTeAls SoAp?!?
Love a Thicc Southern Ryan Gosling
He stole the aayympty bawtle of spraaaaahy
Its the way he suppressed his anger so much he nearly lost it at the "yard" in YARDsale
"I guess he thought I was upset with him."
Sounds like an American, talks like a Canadian.
I'm glad people are transcribing the video in the comment section. I was having a hard time remembering what was said in this 30 second clip.
His name is Mason Tackett for anyone wondering 😂 he’s my neighbor and a really cool guy with the best pulled pork
And people steal his soap and cheese grater
Bless your neighbor's accent. I can listen to him all day with that!
Southern Ryan Gosling be like:
This dude seems like he'd be a neighbor of mine.
Well, according to the news report the person that will steal your soap is your cousin 🤣🤣
He stole an empty bottle of Lysol 😂
People always say
"Who steals a cheese grater
But never ask
*How's the cheese grater*
When your cousin steals your soap
Soap, Lysol, and a cheese grater. I wonder what his plan was...
Petition to rename title to "HE STOW MY SOWP!"