Pro birth*, not pro life. People really should stop calling it pro life, as most conservatives support the death penalty, so pro-life is a bit of an oxymoron.
Calyx a lot of people argue against abortion because "every human life matters", which clearly contradicts their own arguments in favour of the death penalty.
Is like George Carlin always said, "They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. (...) If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're pre-school, you're fucked."
Brett Perry they don't actually read... they just find whatever is on Dipshit's twitter, then copy and paste it 100x.. I don't even know if trump supporters are actual people, tbh..
We don't have time. The Doomsday clock is now at two and a half minutes to midnight since Trump took office. It's only been closer once before in 1953 when it was at two minutes to. By the time Trump finishes it'll 10 seconds to.
Brett Perry you do realize trump got way more votes of people with master degrees then Hillary dude it's not even close yes the rest of his supporters are retards but still
Emmayo 17 Come ooooon, as we all know there's thousands, if not THOUSAND HUNDRED THOUSANDS of dead people voting, so of course the possibility of being able to cry after being killed is TREMENDOUSLY high. Bigly.
Mohamed Hashi I don't it was kind of insensitive even for a comedian like he worked under him and became friends with him so imagine one of your friends died and then someone makes fun of that
Da Master, well you imagine : suppose for example that you were witnessing a neo-Nazi cry because Hitler was forced to blow his brains out before achieving victory. Would you respect his pain ? See, not all deaths and not all grief deserve respect.
1234kalmar According to the GOP, it's sacrilegious and Christianity should be required teachings in public schools. Of course, with the DeVos family in charge of our country's education, who knows what'll become of that mess.
This is a pretty old comment chain to come back to, but I guess I'll mention that I graduated from high school a few years ago and live in the south, so if there are in fact any public schools that teach Islam in the same way that I was referring to Republicans wanting Christian teachings taught in public schools (which is illegal no matter what religion you are part of), then this is a new development that I'm not aware of and probably is not a thing in Arkansas.
M Byte Oh, wait, wait, I can answer that! I have done my history lessons! Obviously you go for invading the poorer country (no offence intended, Poland), America has been "backstabbed" by Obama/The Establishment, and it has to be one of the countries fighting America with the nukes, bombing someone completely different. How about Russia bombing Syria? (P.S.: before anyone pulls the nazi-card, this is meant to by ironic and cynical. Greetings from a fellow German :D)
christiaan de ruig Well, one could compare Trump to Hitler as a person who came with radical ideas at a time, where people did not trust politics anymore and the economic situation wasnt good and presented an easy scapegoat: a specific group of people
The Truth I gave up what little hope I had for democrats after they became obsessed with identity politics, race baiting, gender hatred, bigotry, blowing up non-issues, lying and deceiving, committing fraud in their own sub-election, and destabilizing the middle east, all while desperately claiming the moral high ground.
@christiaan: An absolutely perfect description of Fox News. By the way, you do realize that Trump has already announced that he's going to do the exact same thing that Hillary was going to do in Syria, right? You know, safe zones, that thing that he used to convinced you that HRC was going to start WWIII. How long are you #maga people going to continue to believe in people who have told you to your faces that they are lying (#alternativefacts)?? #feelthebern
"Yeah fuck white people! Fucking racists! Berkley guys showed them good. Wonder which campus gets destroyed next, that's just a start!" DoNotTrust, you said that in another thread, implying sarcasm. But your words here are literally racist. You are a fraud playing victim. Fucking snowflake.
an unborn human, has never done anything wrong, denied the chance of life, stripped of his human rights and thrown away like an item, vs a war criminal executed instead of wasting away in prison for the rest of his life, living in agony and solitude, and also costing the US money. No you're right, I see no difference.
drain the USA from it's glory that's what you meant... all this clowns are going to destroy everything you learned to love... we'll be the next 3rd world country
I am pretty conservative but yet I go out of my way to see what the left says(with what I like to call an open mind) instead of just listening to fox news ... with that said I implore some of you to do the same and watch today's episode of the Ben Shapiro show to watch an intelligent conservative's take on this. TH-cam "Ben Shapiro ep. 246" and at least watch the first 3 and a half minutes. P.S. Ben didn't vote for Trump and is wearing a Trump hat in the video because he lost a bet...
you should also check out todays Philip DeFranco vid . I really do believe btw that alot of people voted for Trump simply because of the Supreme court. if Hillary won, it would have been majority liberal and with this new nominee, Trump has simply kept balance and replaced one conservative with another. if he gets to nominate another judge, good for him. the Republican party did win the presidency after all...
fredettaboutit In regards to the Supreme Court thing, the thing most are upset about are not because Trump picked somebody for the Supreme Court at all, it's because he replaced Scalia when it was Obama's place to do so, legally speaking. Congressmen like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell just threw a hissy fit and acted like children toward Obama, using every legal loophole and BS excuse they could to keep Obama's pick out of the Supreme Court. They'd be fine if Obama got to keep his pick and then Trump could have filled the slot with whomever died/resigned next, but now he basically just replaced Scalia with Scalia 2.0. IMO, It's not quite as egregious as it could be, but it's frustrating all the same.
I kind of went into mourning after Jon Stewart left and didn't watch the Daily Show for a while, but Trevor Noah is getting more and more hilarious by the episode, it's irresistible :D
Man this season 1 of *Trump's USA* is just BOMB! Literally, I can't wait for the next episode! America is without a doubt number 1 when it comes to entertainment.
I had 4 hrs of sleep from smoker next to my apartment and noise above my unit but this clip made me laughed so to focus on the positive things of life. Thanks.
Whats wrong with this pick? He is consistent as proven by his record, and a very honorable person as far as I can see. I'm guessing you disagree with his views, but I a was not joking and you know that very well.
Avirosb of course. I'm just shocked nobody is saying anything about it, except during the first days. I understand there's a lot going on but this is unlawful.
I like quiet a few things about Trevor Noah. He's original. He's totally not trying to copy Jon. He as his completely original style and way of being. Also, he's funny. One thing that differentiates Jon is that there was a sense of outrage and indignation within his humour. With Trevor it's more like, aaah, it's all over we're screwed, let's laugh anyway.
You have to research for yourself, but I believe gay marriage can't be messed with anymore because it's gone through the highest court. I believe the rights and benefits of being maried, weirdly, can still be denied by some weird state laws.
garfreeek the Supreme Court can always reverse its ruling on gay marriage if another case comes before them, especially if they keep trying to appoint religious zealots to the bench. Don't forget, Mike Pence believes in gay conversion therapy.
I like how right off the bat there's a dislike before they've even watched the video
Cool
Kurt C ohhhh roasted toasted
Kurt C I'm not a liberal so ok...
I can see why the dislikes are there. Ain't no comedy in America anymore?
Kurt C Ok child
How the hell can someone be pro death penalty and pro life? What the absolute fu*k!?
Alexander Conservative logic:
GAY PEOPLE SHOULD'NT GET MARRIED. But Cousins can fuck each other!
Pro birth*, not pro life.
People really should stop calling it pro life, as most conservatives support the death penalty, so pro-life is a bit of an oxymoron.
two completely different things man
Calyx a lot of people argue against abortion because "every human life matters", which clearly contradicts their own arguments in favour of the death penalty.
Is like George Carlin always said, "They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. (...) If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're pre-school, you're fucked."
The crying while skiing part... *dead* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D That left ME in tears.
Me too 😂😂😂😂😂 XDXDXDXDX
Likewise!🤣🤣🤣
Someone get the extinguisher, Trevor is on fire !!!
😁
The last segment of him skiing was the first thing that made laugh out loud on Daily Show. Trevor is doing some great things now!
It's kind of nice catching this early while the Trump voters are still trying to finish reading the title.
Give it time...
Brett Perry they don't actually read... they just find whatever is on Dipshit's twitter, then copy and paste it 100x.. I don't even know if trump supporters are actual people, tbh..
We don't have time. The Doomsday clock is now at two and a half minutes to midnight since Trump took office. It's only been closer once before in 1953 when it was at two minutes to. By the time Trump finishes it'll 10 seconds to.
lmao I support trump but that made me laugh.
Brett Perry you do realize trump got way more votes of people with master degrees then Hillary dude it's not even close yes the rest of his supporters are retards but still
the ending was to much😂😂😂😂
that just killed me dead l
Alves Gomes to much lmao
Alves Gomes absolutely brilliant
Literally cried by the end
omggg im in tearsssss
The ending killed me. Im still crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭👏👏👏
On your skis?
lol
Emmayo 17 Come ooooon, as we all know there's thousands, if not THOUSAND HUNDRED THOUSANDS of dead people voting, so of course the possibility of being able to cry after being killed is TREMENDOUSLY high. Bigly.
Mohamed Hashi I don't it was kind of insensitive even for a comedian like he worked under him and became friends with him so imagine one of your friends died and then someone makes fun of that
Da Master, well you imagine : suppose for example that you were witnessing a neo-Nazi cry because Hitler was forced to blow his brains out before achieving victory. Would you respect his pain ? See, not all deaths and not all grief deserve respect.
Why does the religion of the judge matter? Isn't there separation of Church and state?
1234kalmar According to the GOP, it's sacrilegious and Christianity should be required teachings in public schools.
Of course, with the DeVos family in charge of our country's education, who knows what'll become of that mess.
religion shouldn't matter. But neither should race or gender. But in the end, people care.
This is a pretty old comment chain to come back to, but I guess I'll mention that I graduated from high school a few years ago and live in the south, so if there are in fact any public schools that teach Islam in the same way that I was referring to Republicans wanting Christian teachings taught in public schools (which is illegal no matter what religion you are part of), then this is a new development that I'm not aware of and probably is not a thing in Arkansas.
That ski thing was so funny
This whole situation is so familiar for me I wonder why..
Ah! Of course, I am German.
Leo Messi So... who are we invading first, Canada or Mexico? And, who are we "backstabbing"?
And who's getting the nuke?
M Byte Maybe Australia.
M Byte Oh, wait, wait, I can answer that! I have done my history lessons! Obviously you go for invading the poorer country (no offence intended, Poland), America has been "backstabbed" by Obama/The Establishment, and it has to be one of the countries fighting America with the nukes, bombing someone completely different. How about Russia bombing Syria?
(P.S.: before anyone pulls the nazi-card, this is meant to by ironic and cynical. Greetings from a fellow German :D)
lmao classic "everyone I don't like is hitler" argument. love it. name one real way in which trump is like hitler.
christiaan de ruig Well, one could compare Trump to Hitler as a person who came with radical ideas at a time, where people did not trust politics anymore and the economic situation wasnt good and presented an easy scapegoat: a specific group of people
Nothing surprises me from this guy. Just counting down to impeachment
The Truth I gave up what little hope I had for democrats after they became obsessed with identity politics, race baiting, gender hatred, bigotry, blowing up non-issues, lying and deceiving, committing fraud in their own sub-election, and destabilizing the middle east, all while desperately claiming the moral high ground.
youre always posting shit like this Dave we get it.
@christiaan: An absolutely perfect description of Fox News. By the way, you do realize that Trump has already announced that he's going to do the exact same thing that Hillary was going to do in Syria, right? You know, safe zones, that thing that he used to convinced you that HRC was going to start WWIII. How long are you #maga people going to continue to believe in people who have told you to your faces that they are lying (#alternativefacts)?? #feelthebern
He can't be impeached for you not liking him......
And then have Pence???
Keep it up ;) Greetings from a german fan
Capagis still
Was?
sehr schön :)
Ein Deutscher im Trevor Noah Fanclub. So gehört sich das!
Ja ist echt klasse Show Österreicher hier 👋
Is no one gonna mention how great Trevor's skiing reenactment was ?? I laughed so hard
Literally the funniest 'bit' I've ever seen Trevor do. Nearly had a collapsed lung near the end.
America is also skiing downhill and can not see the bottom.Real quick
Darren Mahabir correction we are free falling or sky diving with no parachute
There IS no rock bottom. We just keep hitting ourselves with the edges of the clift.
Darren Mahabir well the largest protest in US history was held a couple weeks back so I'd say a heck of a lot of us know where the bottom is.
Lily Vasquez Sad!
Darren Mahabir four years of skiing should be fun 😅😅😅
Trump the president that America does not need but deserves.
*WHAT DID WE DO?!?!*
CN what I'm Saiyan? you did nothing wrong, he is just the embodiment of America.
naoufal ben 1st off you fucked us a Batman quote...2nd HELL NO
Simon Bourdin I wanted the one who has a vagina on the CROTCH, not the CHIN!
+naoufal ben mental issues are probably norm in US
haha, the end was BY FAR the best performance of Trevor for months :D :D :D LOVE IT!!!
Raachen That cracked me up 😂
*TRIGGERED*
"Yeah fuck white people! Fucking racists! Berkley guys showed them good. Wonder which campus gets destroyed next, that's just a start!"
DoNotTrust, you said that in another thread, implying sarcasm. But your words here are literally racist. You are a fraud playing victim. Fucking snowflake.
I'm literally in tears crying from laughter. he's really grown into this.
DoNotTrust Did you mean you or your mother or your son whom your mother just gave birth to?
that last bit got me LOL'ing so hard
Trevor rocks!!!
Pro-death and also somehow pro-life.. instresting...
Babies vs. convicts, there is a difference.
+I'm not very creative with names
babies?? you mean fetus? An unborn piece of meat that has no understanding of what life is.
I'm not very creative with names oh I'm sure he had his reasons, I just find it kinda amusing 😂
ferikasif1 Exactly a unborn, innocent, piece of meat (good job distancing yourself), that hasn't been given the opportunity to live life.
an unborn human, has never done anything wrong, denied the chance of life, stripped of his human rights and thrown away like an item, vs a war criminal executed instead of wasting away in prison for the rest of his life, living in agony and solitude, and also costing the US money. No you're right, I see no difference.
Congrats guys Exxon Mobile took over The State Department!! Drain the Swamp!! Drain the Swamp!!
Intergalactic Post-Apocalyptic Sex Boat so did Goldman Sachs
Frank Underwood nah they just control every other Department lol
drain the USA from it's glory that's what you meant... all this clowns are going to destroy everything you learned to love... we'll be the next 3rd world country
I love to watch whats happening in US its like reality show. Guys can you elect another Trump next time.
Well if by "drain the swamp" you mean no more corrupt politicians (which is what it usually means) then I'd say it works perfectly well
Let's play a game of oxymorons, let me start: Trump capable.
Politic Revolutionnaire trump intelligence
American Dream
republican lawfulness
United States
smart republican
these are just getting better and better everyday lol I look forward to each video
trevor noah is by far my favourite talk show host
WTF, how can somebody be pro life and pro death penalty at the same time!?
Apparently it's just like Jesus says "if someone slaps you on one cheek, you better kill that motherfucker"
One is murder the other is justice.
is eating steak or any kind of meat murder then?
Cows, chickens, and pigs are not equal to humans.
But equal to an early Phase Fetus.
In fact the animals are more intelliquient than the Fetus.
When Trevor said tune in Tuesday 8pm only on white house I thought of Disney Channel lol
Love you, Trevor!
the skiing/crying bit is genius - the whitest thing I ever heard
thats probably one of the best you've made Noah
Holy shit this had me dying 😂
We need Trevor Noah, Samantha Bee, Stephen Colbert and Alec Baldwin to keep us sane.
Alec is gonna host SNL after K-Stew
Somethingclever don't forget John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and Bill Maher
Somethingclever dawg we really do 😹🔥🔥
Reiigh Tumie 🤘🏼👍🏾
Somethingclever. I couldn't agree more....
I'm always liking the video even before watching cos i know its gonna be LIT!
This is one of the funniest bits I have ever seen. I am crying from laughing. Thanks for making these bad days better.
After this I really had to subscribe:D! Keep up the great work Trevor!
Got admit Trevor Noah is nailing it. A love the skiing thing at the end laugh so tears came out👍👍
The best impression of cry skiing 🤣👍🏽
that ski bit had me rolling on the floor
He just expanded LGBT rights in the US
Lol Noah is such a shill
the skiing had me cracking up on the bus 😂😂😂
bit at the end was gold
Love Trevor Noah !
Hey, I'm calling it. At least they made the right call on the new Daily Show host. Silver linings people.
This is one of the best segments I've ever seen.
That skiing bit had me in shambles 😂😂😂😂
"Tune in Tuesday at 8pm, only at... WHITE HOUSE"! 😂 LOL
I cried at the ending. I like Trump but I have to admit he's pure comedy gold.
I am Trump support, and, he is a comedy show man, tremendous comedy show man.
Are you still a Trump fan? I'm curious
I lost it at the Supreme Court erotica. That was genius and I still have tears in my eyes from laughing.
Every time I hear Drumpf speak, I feel my IQ involuntarily lowering.
sad
wrong
I was crying laughing from your skiing lol I can't with you.
I swear to God the skiing part has got me laughing so hard I cried!
*The whitest thing I've ever heard. hahahaha lol*
😂😂😂.. my godd! Trevor is just a comedy genius.. he's becoming better and better each day..
I am pretty conservative but yet I go out of my way to see what the left says(with what I like to call an open mind) instead of just listening to fox news ... with that said I implore some of you to do the same and watch today's episode of the Ben Shapiro show to watch an intelligent conservative's take on this. TH-cam "Ben Shapiro ep. 246" and at least watch the first 3 and a half minutes. P.S. Ben didn't vote for Trump and is wearing a Trump hat in the video because he lost a bet...
you should also check out todays Philip DeFranco vid . I really do believe btw that alot of people voted for Trump simply because of the Supreme court. if Hillary won, it would have been majority liberal and with this new nominee, Trump has simply kept balance and replaced one conservative with another. if he gets to nominate another judge, good for him. the Republican party did win the presidency after all...
fredettaboutit In regards to the Supreme Court thing, the thing most are upset about are not because Trump picked somebody for the Supreme Court at all, it's because he replaced Scalia when it was Obama's place to do so, legally speaking. Congressmen like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell just threw a hissy fit and acted like children toward Obama, using every legal loophole and BS excuse they could to keep Obama's pick out of the Supreme Court. They'd be fine if Obama got to keep his pick and then Trump could have filled the slot with whomever died/resigned next, but now he basically just replaced Scalia with Scalia 2.0.
IMO, It's not quite as egregious as it could be, but it's frustrating all the same.
Cartoon Critic that's just politics buddy.. Republicans took a gamble and it payed off.
Another Made Up Internet Subculture wow...
When can we stop shrugging our shoulders at cuntistry in Washington and saying " eh, 'politics" and start holding people and parties accountable
The end of the video is HILARIOUS!!
The skiing bit at the end, though! X^D
I'm posting this from beyond, because I literally died.
Trevor Noah, you and your accents are not allowed to leave us as long as Trump is president.
damn Trevor you nailed that last bit...loll ll!
I kind of went into mourning after Jon Stewart left and didn't watch the Daily Show for a while, but Trevor Noah is getting more and more hilarious by the episode, it's irresistible :D
OMG.. This dude is so funny! Thanks Trevor!
the ending part...I'm still laughing my ass off 😂😂😂😂
I vote Trevor Noah to roast Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner party.
he has already roasted trump at the comedy central roast battle
Without Trevor we wouldnt make it through Trumps terror reign at all!
Trevor Noah is killing them!!! 😂😂😂
That last part had me rollinggg! 😂😂😂😂
Man this season 1 of *Trump's USA* is just BOMB! Literally, I can't wait for the next episode!
America is without a doubt number 1 when it comes to entertainment.
Trevor is great
I love Trevor! He's so smart and funny!
"I'm, like, a really smart person."
Oh Trevor you killed me in the last part!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ending expresses "Profiles in Tremendousness" exactly!
Trump is an embarrassment for humanity, to think that our race could do something so stupid as to give power to this person.
i feel like i'm in the part of the movie where the bad guys are winning :/
So what happened to getting rid of Citizens United v. FEC?
Trevor is a fucking comic GENIUS. He's so much funnier than all the other late night guys, even Oliver.
That ski impression is off the chain Lmfao hilarious 😆that spin .... Flippin comedy....lol
people who say this isn't funny probably typed that after recovering from a laughing fit. that ending was killer. 😂😂
Last time I was this early conservatives were crying about executive orders.
The only difference is the replaced the person doing it.
How trump is treating this whole thing like a reality show is just fucked up.
I had 4 hrs of sleep from smoker next to my apartment and noise above my unit but this clip made me laughed so to focus on the positive things of life. Thanks.
The skiing joke is the best part of this video. :)
Anyone know what date they set for impeachment? I'm getting impatient.
Impeach the
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Baby Cheeto
I actually really like this pick. Gorsuch is a good guy.
Whats wrong with this pick? He is consistent as proven by his record, and a very honorable person as far as I can see. I'm guessing you disagree with his views, but I a was not joking and you know that very well.
Good guy but against equal rights? Lol
How?
he killed it in the end ..!!
Thank you!
Why is he not using the official president account on twitter? Those are the tweets which are archived, not the ones from his personal account.
Maybe that's why.
Avirosb of course. I'm just shocked nobody is saying anything about it, except during the first days. I understand there's a lot going on but this is unlawful.
Man so fun to see ya Nation going down in such a hilarious way lmao
I like quiet a few things about Trevor Noah. He's original. He's totally not trying to copy Jon. He as his completely original style and way of being. Also, he's funny. One thing that differentiates Jon is that there was a sense of outrage and indignation within his humour. With Trevor it's more like, aaah, it's all over we're screwed, let's laugh anyway.
That "My New Law" bit in the corner needs to be a .gif. Love you, Trevor Noah (D.S.)!
Trevor Noah is so funny and witty. I love the Daily Show with Trevor.
so are gay people gonna lose all the rights and protection laws they fought so much to have? that's kinda messed up
Pretty much, as well as women and non-Christians.
StormWolf nice ._. much progress many wow
Knowing Trump that might as well be the case.
You have to research for yourself, but I believe gay marriage can't be messed with anymore because it's gone through the highest court.
I believe the rights and benefits of being maried, weirdly, can still be denied by some weird state laws.
garfreeek the Supreme Court can always reverse its ruling on gay marriage if another case comes before them, especially if they keep trying to appoint religious zealots to the bench. Don't forget, Mike Pence believes in gay conversion therapy.
Eyyy. Here before the Trump turds. Love how there's just laughs not hate.
man Jon Stewart can pick! great job trover.
Hahahahaaha that skiing bit really got me.
The skiing part was hilarious !! 😂😂😂
Gorsuch is actually better than Democrats could have hoped, we should confirm him before Trump decides to switch to a far worse pick.
I'm legitimately curious. How could it get worse?
It could have been Roy Moore.
Ok, now that's actually really bad. I can't believe I forgot about that guy. I wonder if he was on the list at some point.
Darn DELETE INTERNET button is broken!
The Truth That's ludicrous! Trump couldn't survive a day without Twittering...
The Truth 😂 I am thinking I might turn off mine for 4 years.
Joy Green funny lol to keep yourself sane.
I think a Cardassian would make a better President
This did not age well😂😂
Thank you Trevor for all of the laughs.
For me, This is the best video of Trevor