Tbf, the subtitle font is very tiny and can easily blend in at a point in the game where there was a lot of info dump going on. I wonder if it’d be easier to read if they were the only customers in the cafe for that small portion of the game, or if it was better to have the girls having that dialogue at some point later in the game, such as when the player character was on her way to the bus stop? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
in case literally anyone cares: the "nihongo jozu" thing. basically the guy's a foreigner, but he's obvs fluent in japanese. usually japanese people will say "nihongo wa jouzu desu" (your japanese is good!) to foreigners who can speak it, but he's saying "bro you don't gotta tell me, i've been living here for 15 years."
"Nihongo jozu" basically means that "you speak Japanese well." The guy ordering coffee said he lived there for 15 years, so he was a foreigner speaking Japanese. Many times when you're a foreigner living here in Japan and speaking Japanese, you'll hear that a lot, regardless of how long you've lived here or how good your Japanese is. That's why he was saying that you don't "need to nihongo jozu me." He's heard it many times already.
1:22 Dashie: “I should be on my car by now” Me: Thinking back to Dashie’s Family Feud video when one Of the questions was “Things you get on” and he was so confident Car was the answer 🤣
Can’t you be original saying dashie playing horror games is comedy bla bla bla don’t you read comment like everyone else ? Never saw that comment before ?
@@ELTRIZOMIK why are you so bitter? you know what’s the worst part? that you’re mad at yourself or at something in your life and you take it out on strangers on the internet. Don’f watch dashie if you like this.
My Favorite And Most Funniest Timestamps 13:06 the way the car moves tho 13:07 lol 18:37 another one 20:29 the car tho lol 21:27 the way dashie gets scared tho 24:10 a chachalacho 24:23 u mean a chachalachi 24:51 the car sfx tho 27:03 2nd car 27:16 tf is that 31:06 wtf just happen 32:34 2nd dashie scared 32:37 that uh sound tho 32:57 the way dashie follows him tho 33:32 3rd car 35:47 dashie's face tho 36:15 the way he said it tho 36:22 the way he dips tho 36:36 lol dashie's scared 39:14 his face tho 40:46 it's that detective dude 41:11 his dead 42:51 what 43:25 where tf am i 44:27 the intro lol 44:34 3rd scared dashie 45:19 the way the door closes tho 45:54 the door handel sfx tho 45:56 that pfff tho 45:59 the door knocking tho 46:01 2nd door knocking 46:04 3rd door knocking 46:06 2nd door handel sfx 46:09 that kick tho 47:21 that jumpscare tho 48:35 another one 49:26 his reaction tho 53:22 4th dashie scared
I feel like all the customers are from fast and the furious how their tokyo drifting out the parking lot at 80 also I love when you see multiple signs of peronormal activity or being stalked and still decide your minimal wage job is still worth staying for 21:52 his face
I've been watching his videos since high school and now I'm 23. Thank you Dashie for all the hard work you're putting into your videos and helping a lot of your fans get through hard times ❤️
One thing about this. If a guy randomly says to me to close the store early because someone’s out there doing whatever, I’d call the cops after he left. It’s trusting people that will do you in.
Pulled an all nighter to complete silly assignment. Go to class to hand it in. Prof never shows up. Emails us after scheduled class is over saying sorry. Drag myself back home. Dashie uploaded a new video. Watch the video even after 36 hours of no sleep. Dashie made the day for me. Thx Dashie
You don’t tip customer service workers in Japan Dashie, the Japanese people believe you’re already paying for good service so there’s no need to pay extra by tipping xD
My sister used to work as a Barista years ago at Starbucks and said it is by far one of the most stressful jobs she has ever worked at. I think she only lasted a few months. She basically quit because she would get severe mood swings and insomnia.
The way they be skkrt skirting outa there lol I’m dead.always making me laugh dashie .his jokes never fail 😂the way dashie follows his coworker wen he leaves
For anyone wondering why there was an ear-piercing sound byte after getting off the bus, it’s because the stalker is looking out from the back of the bus… 0_0
welcome to *dashie’s english class*
today, we’ll be learning all the different ways to pronounce “chillappuccino”:
1. chillapushee 10:04
2. chillapucheeno 10:13 (most accurate)
3. capachautsal 11:54
4. cachalacho 24:07
5. chachalacho 24:10 (personal favourite)
6. chachalachi 24:24
7. chee-chillichano 36:15
Broooo I'm dying
4 and 5 were literally 3 seconds apart
3 is my favorite 😂😂
Watching these back to back has me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for your time and effort
Your comment was more creative than I thought. Genius idea 💡😂
I love how the girls are talking about how that guy coming into the coffee shop looks dangerous and Dashie just ignores their dialogue
Ongggg! Kinda pissed me off💀
Yea, but he was also focused on reading the other conversation. He most likely didn't even notice it.
Literally wat I said
Tbf, the subtitle font is very tiny and can easily blend in at a point in the game where there was a lot of info dump going on. I wonder if it’d be easier to read if they were the only customers in the cafe for that small portion of the game, or if it was better to have the girls having that dialogue at some point later in the game, such as when the player character was on her way to the bus stop? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CodeRedCode totally 😂😂
The way they aggressively leave the shop is hilarious 😂😂
😂😂 . The way they pull up to the store is aggressive too
For reals 😂😂😂
The dancing customer was the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I lol too when I noticed that
Me when I'm off work 🤣
in case literally anyone cares: the "nihongo jozu" thing. basically the guy's a foreigner, but he's obvs fluent in japanese. usually japanese people will say "nihongo wa jouzu desu" (your japanese is good!) to foreigners who can speak it, but he's saying "bro you don't gotta tell me, i've been living here for 15 years."
I'm that person who cares! Thank you so much! :)
@@arima_song i gotchu! 🖤
Thanks!!!
Thx
I learned sum new today, I appreciate it fam 💯
Been depressed lately, but seeing Dashie play horror games always cheers me up
I felt that. I hope things get better for you!
pull through! you got this!
I know exactly how you feel, but you got this
I feel that, man. You got this!!! 💪 One day at a time~
If you ever feel alone remember Jesus is always there :)you’ll get through the things that your going through you are a strong person
"Nihongo jozu" basically means that "you speak Japanese well." The guy ordering coffee said he lived there for 15 years, so he was a foreigner speaking Japanese. Many times when you're a foreigner living here in Japan and speaking Japanese, you'll hear that a lot, regardless of how long you've lived here or how good your Japanese is. That's why he was saying that you don't "need to nihongo jozu me." He's heard it many times already.
Dashie chasing after senpai like he’s on Maury kills me. 😂💀
KILLED ME 💀💀💀
got me weak asf 😭💀
This is the best one
😂😂😂
Dashie trying to say Cappuccino and Macchiato got me dead 😂
24:22 “you mean a Chachillachi?” 💀
Fr I laughed so hard at that pronunciation 💀💀
I want a spelling for every order 🤣
I hollered when he said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It reads "chillapucino"
Idek how to pronounce that either.
@@brandonpineda759 chill- uh- pu- chino
1:22 Dashie: “I should be on my car by now”
Me: Thinking back to Dashie’s Family Feud video when one
Of the questions was “Things you get on” and he was so confident Car was the answer 🤣
Lmao
He’s really into getting up outta there so badly or something
😂😂😂
@local swede okay joker pfp
@CalebTheCashew great minds think alike
35:44
Nevermind; that dude dancing was the funniest part😂
I was cracking up 😂😂 even hit the dip at the end🤣
lmfaooo, this part took me out.
He walked in with no shirt, danced, ordered a drink, didn't wait for it, and then sped out of the parking lot 100 MPH 💀💀 man is a menace
Honestly! I'm dead af 😂😂💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its hilarious every time Dash tries to run after Senpai 🤣🤣🤣 32:57-33:05 is the face of determination 🤣
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA I LOVE
I really have to give Dashie some credit for his insticts. He kept checking that closet, and that was exactly where the stalker came from in the end.
It’s been nine years. Dashie has always been the light during my darkest times. Through out high school and now as an adult .
And so, the STAR-BUCKS threep continues...💀
Noooo
This makes me want Starbucks 💀
THREEP meet andreas be rude to him congratulations now he’s andreasSADFACE
Which super mario maker episode was that I wanna see it again
THREEP, What did the doctor say when a baby was born holding a Starbucks latte?
"Its a white girl"
I’ve been a fan of Dashie since like 2016 & it’s crazy to see how much weight he’s lost. Congratulations to you Dashie fr! 💯💯
This my first video in like 4 years and dude completely different
meh too
nothing to do with the video
@@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036 your comment also has nothing to do with the video
@@iplayrandomgamesosendmesom7036 nobody cares about u dawg
Horror games are always comedy when dash runs the show 😂
Facts 😂
@@kristopherwillis8075 👈🤡😅
Can’t you be original saying dashie playing horror games is comedy bla bla bla don’t you read comment like everyone else ? Never saw that comment before ?
@@ELTRIZOMIK why are you so bitter? you know what’s the worst part? that you’re mad at yourself or at something in your life and you take it out on strangers on the internet. Don’f watch dashie if you like this.
@@feedmeastraycat8247 facts
Dash -“let me see how late he is”
Car- VROOM ASF
DASH -“oh da bitch was late “
Is the funniest shit ever 💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️
Damn that “excuse me Michael here” got me. Nostalgia is real, they’re aim of my favorite vids of his
@YeaMan no tf u ain't 💀
@@Sorinfw HA!
@Don't read my profile photo Read these nuts.
@YeaMan no tf you ain’t 💀
@YeaMan can’t even spell page
My Favorite And Most Funniest Timestamps
13:06 the way the car moves tho
13:07 lol
18:37 another one
20:29 the car tho lol
21:27 the way dashie gets scared tho
24:10 a chachalacho
24:23 u mean a chachalachi
24:51 the car sfx tho
27:03 2nd car
27:16 tf is that
31:06 wtf just happen
32:34 2nd dashie scared
32:37 that uh sound tho
32:57 the way dashie follows him tho
33:32 3rd car
35:47 dashie's face tho
36:15 the way he said it tho
36:22 the way he dips tho
36:36 lol dashie's scared
39:14 his face tho
40:46 it's that detective dude
41:11 his dead
42:51 what
43:25 where tf am i
44:27 the intro lol
44:34 3rd scared dashie
45:19 the way the door closes tho
45:54 the door handel sfx tho
45:56 that pfff tho
45:59 the door knocking tho
46:01 2nd door knocking
46:04 3rd door knocking
46:06 2nd door handel sfx
46:09 that kick tho
47:21 that jumpscare tho
48:35 another one
49:26 his reaction tho
53:22 4th dashie scared
This is cool
You’re cringe af dude
I'm impressed and scared tbh.
Are u the stalker?
@@ehsanafra1678 frrr 😭
Dashie reading these drink names is hilarious
What a manchild
Y'all want a Machilato? 🤣
"You want a Macha-Chachalato??"
shit sound like Pokémon names
He pronounced Chillapucino as chill-uh-poon-schee 🤣
I feel like all the customers are from fast and the furious how their tokyo drifting out the parking lot at 80 also I love when you see multiple signs of peronormal activity or being stalked and still decide your minimal wage job is still worth staying for 21:52 his face
Dash trying to pronounce coffee names is killing me 🤣
fr lol 😂😂😂
“Chillapoochie” 💀💀😭
On god lol bro
Dashie totally missing the scary details of the game for a whole hour lol
I've been watching his videos since high school and now I'm 23. Thank you Dashie for all the hard work you're putting into your videos and helping a lot of your fans get through hard times ❤️
Manchild
@YeaMan With incorrect grammar i expect it to be fire as hell
When I read this comment kinda freaked me out cause ive been watching his videos since highschool and now im 23 also lol
@@matimus100 bro ur out here meatriding people in the comments 💀
Imagine Dashie working at a coffee shop 😆
👆🤡😅
that would be the best coffee shop in town
He would have gotten everyone’s name wrong on the cups...
@@belfast4893 facts 🤣
I work at Starbucks, dashie can do my shift anytime fr 😭👍
One thing about this. If a guy randomly says to me to close the store early because someone’s out there doing whatever, I’d call the cops after he left. It’s trusting people that will do you in.
35:44 lmfaoooooo I burst in tears when this fool starting dancing 😂
I love how Dashie always comes through while I’m at work. Perfect way to kill time 👌
Careful, Senpai is going to tell the manager your phone isn't in your locker. 😜
@@mutt-the-barbarian I dont know if I should laugh or cry
@@mutt-the-barbarian oh no better be careful 👀
@@kawaiiki123 you better stay away from me because you gonna get pregnant
@Quran is toiletpaper
Kiana is a real person you creep. Leave them alone.
32:42 "He screamed in surround sound" Has me laughing so hard I got a headache
I had to catch my breath 🤣
The way how Dashie was following mans at 23:09 got me weak 😂
16:15-17:24 Dashie talking to the manager was my favorite part of the video.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16:44 the "sir i'll be right with you" killed me😂
43:39 "Now they gone have to investigate the investigators' death" 😂
Dashie looks really good yall- he was always cute but good gawd.
I agree. Got me simping a little bit ova hea 😤
Pulled an all nighter to complete silly assignment.
Go to class to hand it in.
Prof never shows up.
Emails us after scheduled class is over saying sorry.
Drag myself back home.
Dashie uploaded a new video.
Watch the video even after 36 hours of no sleep.
Dashie made the day for me.
Thx Dashie
14:20 WHEN THE POWER CUTS WHILE HE WAS CLEANING AND THE FACE HE MADE IM DYINGG🤣🤣😭
The way he chases his coworker when he leaves 😂😂😂😭😭
What made me laugh is when Dashie said "are we going to Home Alone 2 him" LMAO amazing gameplay classic material😂😂😂😂
You don’t tip customer service workers in Japan Dashie, the Japanese people believe you’re already paying for good service so there’s no need to pay extra by tipping xD
I heard they are over worked as well
Yeah im pretty sure it’s even considered rude over there
I heard it’s like that in many countries
@@wojo2x Yeah there’s definitely other countries who doesn’t tip as well
Other countries don't use tips because they pay their workers well. American companies barely pay their workers and they live off of tips
This is exactly what I needed on a day off from work. Time to get my snacks.
I like to imagine whenever Dashie does any chores around the house it eventually devolves into him making beats with cleaning supplies.
Customer: “Can I get a chillapuchino?”
Dasher: “Oh you mean a chachalanchi”😂😂😂
The way Dashie played this game perfectly captures the feeling of being a new employee who didn't pay attention in orientation.
When the character models are a bit wonky, you know the game is gonna be a scary ahh experience.
No wonder Dashie doesn't go out much to work in stores and other places cause he don't wanna die.
*Dashie so underrated it should be a crime at this point*
He got 6 million subscribers wdym 💀
@@kendall1868 should have 16
The silence and stare when finally getting to see the baby 🤣🤣
Dashie working at Starbucks is a like a crazy person working at Chuck E. Cheese
My pizza was so nasty from there 🤢 Half the games didn’t even work, my kid had more fun chasing a ball the whole time.
dashie saying chillapucino a different way every single time was killing me 😂
I always get soo excited when you play scary games, cuz you make them entertaining more than scary lol😂😍
@YeaMan bro don’t even start💀
@YeaMan ok fatherless kid
@YeaMan you again stop
fr 😂
Dashie trying to pronouce chillapucino throughout the whole game was the funniest thing ever 🤣
On a two hour long train ride and Dashie pulls through with an hour long vid, thank you!
*Dashie making a beat turning the water on and off in his bathroom*
Shower Ghost: My time to shine!
When baby girl with the baby ran past the screen I yeeted my fuckin phone 😂 like that jumpscare legitimately got me
18:49 the guy walking past had me dying lmao
2:45 You don’t know the amount of nostalgia that just hit me like a truck. Thanks for all the years of laughs and entertainment dashie 🙏😭
I'm trying to figure out what he was referring to
@@ImOGKhan It’s from his Michael series he used to do from a LONG time ago 😂😂
Yo that “Michael here!” Really gave me a wave of nostalgia, loved those vids back in the day!
35:46 literally caught me off guard 🤣 🤣
Bruh that lady with the baby zooming in front of you, my heart is in my legs omg 😂😂😂 scared the shiiiit outta me 😅
DASHIE LOOKIN GOOD !! SHOW THIS MAN LOVE 💪🏽
How long have you been in love with him
He always looking good 😊
@@matimus100 how long have you been? Hopefully a while, since you're on HIS channel. 🍆
Dashie do you do your own thumbnails?? They're always immaculate. There's so much effort put into them compared to other let's players.
I’m a personal shopper for Walmart and stress watching this video is getting me through the holiday season. Thank you Dashie! ❤🎉 Bright Solstice ✨🌙🌲🌿
"They are about to investigate the investigator's death"... And Dashie didn't even try, it just goes natural
That "one little dip" though😂 I can't stop laughing
I love how ya do whatcha do!😘
I lost it when the man started dancing 35:44 🤣🤣🤣🤣
the way they drive so fast has me in tears 😭
Looking forward to a possible “Ghetto Starbucks”?!?
I love how he tries talking to the customers even when they're walking away
Perfect thing to come home from school to! LOVE YOU DASHIE
3:02 “Gimme me it!” 🤣🤣🤣
32:34 Joel taught me well enough to *never* check the bathroom for this very reason.
23:11 when he started following dude I lost it 😂
STAR-BUCKS is back dashie will never let that die down😂😂😂😂
21:50 The way he looks at us 😂
"she didn't say how many pumps she wanted.......she getting 1 pump".
I took that outta context.
pump n dump
21:50 when Dashie gets scared, then looks at baby and back at screen, "Ugly ahhh baby", is first thing thats on his mind and I can hear it
The screeching brakes kill me. “I NEED MY COFFEE!”
Haven't been on here in months and this is needed therapy right now. Thanks Dashie for being you......👍🏿🙏🏿✌🏿
"a dark mocha chiulp... chillipuncheee..?"
*Dashie 2023-2024*
17:37 "the fuk wrong wichu" 🤣🤣 I died. Love you Dash!
@Dashie - you need to play these games from Chilla's Art.
-The Radio Station
-Missing Children
-Stigmatized Property
Been watching dashies videos since late 2013, he's come a long way
Dashie ignoring almost every red sign is hilarious also kinda triggering 😂
THE WAY THE MANAGER SPED OUTTA THERE AND THE LOCKED DOOR TOOK ME TF OUT 😂😂
This game is giving me ptsd of when I first started working at Starbucks 💀💀
“Aye your jacket grab Iil bounty sheet and your joint wouldn’t be ya know” had me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂
24:05 dashie killing me with these original pronounciations 😂
My sister used to work as a Barista years ago at Starbucks and said it is by far one of the most stressful jobs she has ever worked at. I think she only lasted a few months. She basically quit because she would get severe mood swings and insomnia.
😍 I love watching guys play this game. Seeing their reaction to what we have to go through when guys hit on them aggressively is priceless.
i love how dashie always sounds like he is out of breath
35:47 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was not expecting that bro, lmfaooo
When dashie said "I'm dead, I'm dying" I just lost it😂😂😂🤣 37:11
When the lights went out, I stopped chewing my food and held my breath.. 🤣
The way they be skkrt skirting outa there lol I’m dead.always making me laugh dashie .his jokes never fail 😂the way dashie follows his coworker wen he leaves
For anyone wondering why there was an ear-piercing sound byte after getting off the bus, it’s because the stalker is looking out from the back of the bus… 0_0
I’ve watched you for years now since I was in school. I’m 27 now and your videos still crack me up. Thanks for keeping me laughing all these years!
21:52 the little gasp and the camera stare. I came back just to laugh at that exact moment.
I love when he plays these worker games 💀
Chocolate Chip chillapoonchie 😂😂🤣
Haha , how the hell was i getting second hand
embarrassment when dashie was getting scolded infront of the customer 🤣