They NERFED the SNIPERS on BLACK OPS COLD WAR but at least I got married

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  • @EarliestDuke63
    @EarliestDuke63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14293

    Can’t believe I watched him go from his grandparents house to getting married. Time flies. Congrats Jev!

    • @wgczo7507
      @wgczo7507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      real talk i remember him talking about death staring his boss at work lmfaoooo

    • @dressrosacr7
      @dressrosacr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      @@wgczo7507 I remember the story from when his boss thought he was using his phone in the toilet lol

    • @tannerbarkley4629
      @tannerbarkley4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Feeling the same way

    • @sub-zero7139
      @sub-zero7139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know, right?

    • @hidden197
      @hidden197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Real talk bro the fans been threw with him

  • @itzryan6440
    @itzryan6440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7032

    This man will be the best father if he has a kid. He raised me for 5 years

    • @stevenmckendry19
      @stevenmckendry19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      Deadass dude except 7 years for me 2013 gang wya?

    • @XxMatth3wxX
      @XxMatth3wxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@stevenmckendry19 Yerr we here ✊🏻

    • @jojo-jn6bs
      @jojo-jn6bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@stevenmckendry19 WE HERE😈

    • @silas6349
      @silas6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      damn 😔

    • @jojo-jn6bs
      @jojo-jn6bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@stevenmckendry19 but i was born in 2006 i knew jev longer then ik my dad

  • @hillary332
    @hillary332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    Watched this man sit in his grandparents house screaming at call of duty 5 years ago and now after a long journey I’m watching a married man sit in his own house getting mad and screaming at call of duty , thanks for all the entertainment you have grown as a person

    • @senta52
      @senta52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ^this comment

    • @marosen9260
      @marosen9260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol your account is 2 years old

    • @senta52
      @senta52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@marosen9260 you must be fun at parties

    • @abilitythb9713
      @abilitythb9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marosen9260 people change accounts all the time what are you on about

    • @jacobvergara7368
      @jacobvergara7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@senta52 he doesn’t go to parties he’s a loser

  • @Juniorr999
    @Juniorr999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    Jev: I got married but I’m not happy until I get obsidian wedding ring

    • @grantgambill3570
      @grantgambill3570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i like how women get the diamonds but men get the gold. like are we not good enough?

    • @teo3176
      @teo3176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More like Black Matter cause of CW
      Edit: I meant Dark Matter

    • @harveyyork3735
      @harveyyork3735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grantgambill3570 women get diamond engagement rings, wedding bands should be plain gold

    • @Zelfic
      @Zelfic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teo3176did you mean dark matter

    • @buenomini
      @buenomini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@teo3176 dark matter

  • @snoop5204
    @snoop5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Jev has genuinely been a huge part of me growing up and seeing him get married is fucking crazy. Congratulations my guy

    • @frostbitepokin9520
      @frostbitepokin9520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🍑🍑🍑❤️❤️❤️

    • @millkie2294
      @millkie2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree with you man. Jev is the man

    • @inspire4179
      @inspire4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know whether to be happy for him or jealous! Just kidding, I’m really happy for Jev. 🙂

  • @nxxl3284
    @nxxl3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5985

    “I unlocked dark matter… but I missed my sons birth”

    • @bestcompilationzz
      @bestcompilationzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Lol

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 2k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.💫🍭

    • @Itsangelv214
      @Itsangelv214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@ripsal no

    • @ItsCraddock
      @ItsCraddock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @jwbjwbjwb441
      @jwbjwbjwb441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ripsal no

  • @onionenthusiast9832
    @onionenthusiast9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    I like how he casually mentions that he’s married and just goes straight back to CoD

    • @ArshMishra69
      @ArshMishra69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lmao 😂😂😂

    • @cbum76
      @cbum76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo53 Rita can you be my dad

    • @tuffzomboiidj4568
      @tuffzomboiidj4568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Straight to the point

    • @GarlicSoda
      @GarlicSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He reckons we don’t really care that much and that we just come for the cod content that’s mostly why he doesn’t do story times anymore and all those fun videos he used to do

    • @ArshMishra69
      @ArshMishra69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cbum76 wtf

  • @BxnS
    @BxnS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Jev talking about getting married:
    I feel so fancy, oh yeah and you got this bow right here

    • @funboye1220
      @funboye1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi my name is funboye if you interest on gaming skills make sure check my channel up

    • @johnvelajr2899
      @johnvelajr2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@funboye1220 no

    • @just1frosty516
      @just1frosty516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭

  • @discoptato
    @discoptato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    This man gets married and still opens his video with “welcome to black ops Cold War”.
    Jev’s my guy though

    • @raymond6604
      @raymond6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 23 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! wtf bro chill out their are website for that

    • @brodytank9886
      @brodytank9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What do you want him to say, it’s a TH-cam channel

    • @raymond6604
      @raymond6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 23 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! u wildin

  • @nickgarcia4226
    @nickgarcia4226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    When he said finally, I thought he was gonna say “I got married” not “I can say welcome to Cold War” lmao

    • @friedtoads13
      @friedtoads13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. You can tell where his priorities are 😂 (just kidding of course)

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo5962
      @iwantsexseemyvideo5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏😏🤒

  • @6pathss
    @6pathss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    I watched him from quitting his job living at his grandparents to having his own house and getting married 😢🙂

    • @daviddavey1979
      @daviddavey1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Beautiful

    • @brenny3244
      @brenny3244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We've watched him grow :D

    • @piececontrol5285
      @piececontrol5285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      when jev was mad at his world he was unbeaten

    • @Lost_kindom08
      @Lost_kindom08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a trip

    • @yoniiag
      @yoniiag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you DJR ?

  • @olurn1x
    @olurn1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    When jevs kid gets born the first words hes gonna say is “im flashed”

    • @olurn1x
      @olurn1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Darng1 theres gonna be a new requise

    • @eduardopatino899
      @eduardopatino899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spriiiiiint

    • @Grim-kf5og
      @Grim-kf5og 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Darng1 there can't be a child requis, requis is an interdimentional entity that's unique to all universes and timelines

    • @zxo4801
      @zxo4801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did i just read that in jev's voice

    • @osemarc1570
      @osemarc1570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That baby gonna scream ever louder that Jev

  • @SheKnives
    @SheKnives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2856

    And the grind begins...

  • @Mikizushi
    @Mikizushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Jev: “I got married”
    Entire community: *That’s what we’ve been waiting for!*

    • @cum4578
      @cum4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zuphlas7130 ok

    • @OW12354
      @OW12354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loganking8435 Yeah. Calling us losers, yet clearly doesn't understand or be bothered to try.

    • @rare1370
      @rare1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeahhhh babyy!!!!! thats what its all abt wooooh

    • @rare1370
      @rare1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zuphlas7130 bro who in the kindergarden broke ur heart? lmfao get a life kid

    • @rare1370
      @rare1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zuphlas7130 so if you congratulate a survivor of a disaster online it makes you a loser? you dont meet him so that means ur a loser????????????

  • @freshie_2562
    @freshie_2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    me seeing the notification : huh they nerfed the snipers aga- HE GOT MARRIED?????

    • @yessir2307
      @yessir2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basically me

    • @IIY3II
      @IIY3II 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro sameee

    • @WillyFinsFan
      @WillyFinsFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too bro I’m happy for him

    • @dylanr6896
      @dylanr6896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg bro same

    • @lai8631
      @lai8631 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @lucaagresta8418
    @lucaagresta8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    he said "I got married" and "look at this crossbow" in the same sentence

  • @Theo_Deo_
    @Theo_Deo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Jev: “Snipers got nerfed but NOW IM MARRIED!”
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @XxWilkinsXX
      @XxWilkinsXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah his life is over now rip

  • @outlander22
    @outlander22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    “Literal facts, spoken like facts, that actually aren’t facts.” -Faze Jev 2020

    • @mashedpotatoesgaming454
      @mashedpotatoesgaming454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Exactly when he says it in the video for me

    • @inspire4179
      @inspire4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People are stupid Jev. Even more so in this modern era. People be getting dumber and dumber every year. Don’t question it. 😁

    • @louis9926
      @louis9926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait Jev Greek
      And about 1500 years old?

    • @alexanderblack6619
      @alexanderblack6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he makes a great point tho

    • @funboye1220
      @funboye1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi my name is funboye if you interest on gaming skills make sure check my channel up

  • @thefakegod2995
    @thefakegod2995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I watched him from doing storys in his grandparents house to him being married with his own house damn jev you mean so much to me and my childhood

    • @DrBurningChicken
      @DrBurningChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To whoever created these bots, your mother dropped you as a kid

    • @mortis3732
      @mortis3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally exact word for word copied comment

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo5962
      @iwantsexseemyvideo5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏☺️

    • @business8635
      @business8635 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! d

  • @archieee8974
    @archieee8974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Never did I think I would hear "I got married" and "there's this cool bow as well" in the same sentence

  • @jakobgross849
    @jakobgross849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “Quickscoping was removed but at least my first born is here”

  • @JcraftGaming
    @JcraftGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I love how he just casually said “oh yeah I got married” lmfao 🤣

    • @abdulawan1223
      @abdulawan1223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jev: After grinding of being a husband i unlocked the dark matter ULTRA ring

    • @qualified_dank
      @qualified_dank 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His focus was on how shitty snipers are

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo5962
      @iwantsexseemyvideo5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😬😃☺️😟

    • @brodytank9886
      @brodytank9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is that funny

  • @kx9905
    @kx9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    “I managed to get a wife before I could get the quick bolt on advanced warfare.”

  • @thepolishcow9050
    @thepolishcow9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Guy: that’s not even the real faze Jev
    Jev: and I took that personally

    • @emerson2583
      @emerson2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice pfp

    • @wubbalubbadubdub4991
      @wubbalubbadubdub4991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fellow Albanian the other flag in the background tho ? Very interesting

    • @OhWordFr
      @OhWordFr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Albania is the shit my friend

  • @mmiikkee96
    @mmiikkee96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    This man don’t even know us but we grew up with him he’s like a homie after all these years I’m so happy for you jev u livin life man killin it

    • @idntknowanything9105
      @idntknowanything9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he doesnt know you, youre not homies lol.

    • @julian92
      @julian92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idntknowanything9105 “he’s like a homie” reading is essential

    • @idntknowanything9105
      @idntknowanything9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@julian92 okay but hes really not like a homie

  • @ztrain2379
    @ztrain2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Are you kidding me they didn't give early access to the guy who got obsidian on every gun in Modern Warfare. Come on!

    • @Daniel-fr1bh
      @Daniel-fr1bh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that's dumb but only about 3 days so not a huge deal

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did the same, but im pissed the jev didnt get a early copy, like he is a Big part of the cod community

    • @ScarletWFire
      @ScarletWFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's because they knew if their game was shitty he would've criticized it, and being a cod youtuber means people would listen to him. At least that's my guess

    • @ztrain2379
      @ztrain2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScarletWFire should I get the game?

    • @ScarletWFire
      @ScarletWFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ztrain2379 I'm getting it mainly for zombies. I think it looks pretty solid. It's only day one so there's things they need to work out, but I think this looks like a pretty solid game so far.

  • @Parkerskeen
    @Parkerskeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    He said “I got married” nonchalantly

  • @sweeyung
    @sweeyung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Been watching this guy for years, since he was living in his grandparents house and yelling at the top of his lungs. I haven't watched him in a while but I had to come and say congratulations and it has been a long ride. Thank you for getting me through my boredom and studies. You're gonna be a great husband and father for sure. Best of luck and much love from Malaysia!

  • @gaelaguiar434
    @gaelaguiar434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Next title “I’m close to dark matter, but my wedding is in 3 minutes”

    • @jackkerrigan6179
      @jackkerrigan6179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      he’s already married

    • @westsideboys3485
      @westsideboys3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Before the wedding: "I gotta prepare for COLD WAR, but my wedding is in an hour"

    • @appachoppa3193
      @appachoppa3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackkerrigan6179 the wedding hasn’t happened yet

    • @nukechay4795
      @nukechay4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@appachoppa3193 what does get married mean????

    • @captainrex7242
      @captainrex7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nukechay4795 The wedding is the celebration of the marriage

  • @guccipotato7838
    @guccipotato7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    At this rate, Jev might have kids.

    • @DefinitelyNotOptimusPrime
      @DefinitelyNotOptimusPrime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah he'll have sniper quickscopers lmaoo

    • @fye755
      @fye755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah there gonna be even better

    • @kozha5870
      @kozha5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Better name him requis

    • @jarosawbaut9522
      @jarosawbaut9522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JEV JR

    • @slip510
      @slip510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mini jev another rage tage

  • @ABritishPakistani
    @ABritishPakistani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    I’m surprised he didn’t get his ring obsidian

  • @grandeboy2858
    @grandeboy2858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I like how jevs just like “and oh yeah I got married”

  • @leonardominueza3891
    @leonardominueza3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    This man finally got married and got Cold War all in one day. Congrats jev

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 2k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.💫🍭

    • @FinexYT
      @FinexYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he got married a few days ago

    • @thotie4926
      @thotie4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ripsal no

    • @BT-by4rv
      @BT-by4rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ripsal stfu

    • @R.o.H
      @R.o.H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ripsal Get your own bike go steal one or buy your own

  • @doc_holiday2733
    @doc_holiday2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    He just casually mentions “oh yeah I got married” like WHAT

    • @WoodmanTiller
      @WoodmanTiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he legit talks 2 sec about it and goes back to talking about snipers lmaooo, jev the realest

  • @beenamohan2346
    @beenamohan2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    He’s the definition of the guy who doesn’t show off his personal life and I respect it

    • @Lynn-rb5fo
      @Lynn-rb5fo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      One of the last few faze members who stayed humble...❤

    • @helixez310
      @helixez310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Donny Dingleberry faze rug 😂😂😂😔😔😔😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ljnavalta-horca5820
      @ljnavalta-horca5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why he the perfect FaZe member

  • @MrDSyR
    @MrDSyR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow man. I’ve grown up watching you from an angsty kid to a grown, married man. You’ve inspired me, you’ve motivated me but most importantly you’ve been there for me. I love you man. Congratulations on your marriage and I hope life brings you nothing but happiness.

  • @onlyOctive_
    @onlyOctive_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    “I unlocked everything in Cold War but Alexis is in labor”

    • @brysonrowe4752
      @brysonrowe4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @WANT SÈХ - Rita 24 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! shut up bot

    • @gray0820
      @gray0820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brysonrowe4752 shut up 🏳️‍🌈

    • @brysonrowe4752
      @brysonrowe4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gray0820 ?

    • @gray0820
      @gray0820 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brysonrowe4752 oh wait... 🤣NVM I thought you were plugging this

    • @brysonrowe4752
      @brysonrowe4752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gray0820 nah I was responding to a bot haha

  • @user-lb6xi3nf3o
    @user-lb6xi3nf3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    “Snipers got buffed... but I missed my sons graduation”

  • @Nyv0
    @Nyv0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Challenge Accepted: Go for the Dark matter zombies camos for every gun last.

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 2k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.💫🍭

    • @ryanjung5837
      @ryanjung5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ripsal bruh buy it yourself stop bothering your parents

    • @mouldymammal673
      @mouldymammal673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ripsal look at my pfp,itll answer your question

    • @martezdavis2725
      @martezdavis2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never understood why people commented on a comment to do this

    • @scarydave7245
      @scarydave7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ripsal A bot ?

  • @timdiserio
    @timdiserio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    you know, i remember seeing how miserable he was when he would talk about his job and his shitty boss. it’s amazing to see how happy he was the day he quit and to see what that all turned into is just awesome, so happy for you Jason!

  • @tiz9121
    @tiz9121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Wow how time flys, I remember coming home from 7th grade every single day excited to see your video. Now I am going to college and you finally got married 😁. Congratulations Jason and thank you for making my days better for all the years I have watched you 🙂

  • @casual9813
    @casual9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Jev: “I got married”
    Jev’s year long marriage: “NEW CAMO UNLOCK”
    Jev’s new video:I UNLOCKED THE DAMASCUS RING”

    • @herrrigon9568
      @herrrigon9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What ??

    • @shotgungodsv2245
      @shotgungodsv2245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uh, what???

    • @dmfwaaron7015
      @dmfwaaron7015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @tonkleywonkleofjerusalem4494
      @tonkleywonkleofjerusalem4494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How does he unlock to Damascus ring? Killing his offspring?

    • @casual9813
      @casual9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tonkleywonkleofjerusalem4494 •5-50 nuts for 1 camo unlock
      •50-100 nut in prone position 2nd camo unlock
      -100-150 nut in 1 match for 3rd camo unlock
      -SKIP TO LONG TO TYPE-
      ???-1000times don’t nut during no nut November DAMASCUS CAMO UNLOCK

  • @soandso9008
    @soandso9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    "I got married but Dark Aether camo looks more attractive than my wife"

    • @skydog07sb
      @skydog07sb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do it Jev

    • @quadzz3933
      @quadzz3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Walters.

    • @joshholmes5771
      @joshholmes5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pork llink

    • @JustYeet42
      @JustYeet42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walter

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mp dark matter looking like a far cry 3 mushroom trip

  • @kalebe1578
    @kalebe1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    COLD WAR: nerfs snipers
    Jev: Gets married
    COLD WAR: nerfs wife

    • @lynchmyteam
      @lynchmyteam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its not Jeff, Its Jev, his real name is Jason 🤦‍♂️

    • @kalebe1578
      @kalebe1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fixed it😋

    • @bread704ac
      @bread704ac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta love jeff

    • @itszain6317
      @itszain6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not funny

    • @kalebe1578
      @kalebe1578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itszain6317 What's funny is that you took time out of your day to comment so thx ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮lol they look like tits

  • @ktownpunkjr.1946
    @ktownpunkjr.1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Lmfao
    Jev: "FINALLY I CAN SAY"
    Me: "Oh he is gonna talk about being married"
    Jev: "play cold war"
    Me: :0

  • @Oxidize
    @Oxidize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    I just realized that Jev’s last name could be Voorhees.
    Jason Voorhees

    • @jacobkosmala8004
      @jacobkosmala8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      just because you're verified doesn't mean your comments are funny

    • @AxelYouTubeOfficial
      @AxelYouTubeOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and its friday the 13th.....

    • @lwazingubeni902
      @lwazingubeni902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayo i still remember what you said in Hollowpoint's comments. Sus boi

    • @keff1981
      @keff1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its friday the 13th too 😳

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacobkosmala8004 hes got more subs then you

  • @quintongiroux4847
    @quintongiroux4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Congrats on getting married Jeb, you have basically raised me the past 5 years and if you ever have a kid you will be a great dad

  • @marcusgutierrez
    @marcusgutierrez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Cold war is out, and so am I, it's been jev guys later"

    • @ogx4185
      @ogx4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jesus man...

  • @LordKFC
    @LordKFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "i got married but my wedding suit is obsidian"

    • @inhalelego7095
      @inhalelego7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a good 1 man

    • @jaykperkins148
      @jaykperkins148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I'm 1 kill away from DM Ultra but my kid is being born"

  • @matt_2725
    @matt_2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Challenge accepted : bring back Jev’s cafe and dress as a turkey while making a turkey

  • @ysmbrasi5331
    @ysmbrasi5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really used to come home from middle school to watch you play outlast, scream at mw3, get hype over the quad feeds all at your grandparents house. and now your married man. all love jason❤️

  • @InterstellarCloudd
    @InterstellarCloudd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    This man was just tossing c4s, now he’s gonna be throwing a bouquet of flowers.

    • @Stak0
      @Stak0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      uh... no

    • @noahstiffler1429
      @noahstiffler1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stak0 the message is there

  • @mcquackster7428
    @mcquackster7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “I lost my soul trying to get dark matter, but my wife is pregnant”

  • @willkleinschmit1387
    @willkleinschmit1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    “I unlocked dark matter for my wedding ring”

    • @Jj-ej7be
      @Jj-ej7be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bro that was my pfp like 3 years ago LMAO

    • @ulkerson2864
      @ulkerson2864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @ulkerson2864
      @ulkerson2864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang

  • @palmmute
    @palmmute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember watching your videos from when you lived with your grandparents, and now my guy is married and living at his own place. Congratulations Jason! 😌

  • @ironhide216
    @ironhide216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I started watching him during mw 2019 and then went back to see all his previous videos, I really got to say it was a great journey jev ,I love your content wish you a happy and long married life

  • @JustZeech
    @JustZeech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Will Jev unlock the dark matter wedding ring?

    • @spartanretro
      @spartanretro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That would be so sick

  • @tman8713
    @tman8713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I remember when you reached a million subs at your grandparents house, then to moving into your own house with your pets. And now you’re married my guy. Congrats

    • @murrywalnut8178
      @murrywalnut8178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TMan he’s sprouted into a beautiful nigerian warlord definitely would sign him to my militia

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo5962
      @iwantsexseemyvideo5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤒🤒

  • @DomKnowsU
    @DomKnowsU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We love you Jev. Thank you for helping me laugh over the years. Even when shit was tough I could always count on you uploading a video, even when you were going through your own struggles. Congratulations!! Can’t wait to see what’s next!!

  • @ciarankeane141
    @ciarankeane141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Jev after two vids of Cold War, "I’m already sick of this game"

    • @momoreview5555
      @momoreview5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      After one hour of gameplay i'm bored, do you enjoy it?
      Like im regreting buying this, instead of Spiderman Morales

    • @wizardry9306
      @wizardry9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@momoreview5555 me too , i wanted to get this game but it looks so boring :/ But haven't watched any zombie reviews

    • @jeltemeeuwissen9031
      @jeltemeeuwissen9031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still playing MW🧘

  • @justsrandom
    @justsrandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    YESSSSSS JEV!! I've been watching you for about 8 years or something stupid and I'm so happy to see you grow from an angry young man working at a factory job you hate to a grown ass man getting married

  • @alfiewest4911
    @alfiewest4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    my dad left when i was 3, i’m now 15, you are the dad i didn’t know i needed

  • @edvinandersson3977
    @edvinandersson3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have watched you for 6 years, and it’s been a journey, i sometimes forget to watch you but i come around every once in a while, and it really makes me happy how much you have grown, and you are no longer in your grandparents house, you are in your own house and you are now married.
    6 years you have raised me, you are going to be a great father❤️

  • @Donald-_-trump
    @Donald-_-trump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    “I unlocked the new camo but missed my daughter’s birthday”

  • @isseisherman4990
    @isseisherman4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “I got married I got a cool golden ring now” jev 2020 president elect

    • @SirBacon8180
      @SirBacon8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well. now jev needs to make it obsidian.

  • @sidebazooka6900
    @sidebazooka6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "Fun and balanced"
    For literally everyone else that isn't a sniper

    • @msandonato23
      @msandonato23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      trash devs. trash game 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @OW12354
      @OW12354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The game sucks. Waste of time and money in my opinion. Until they fix their game(if they ever do...)

    • @deven4219
      @deven4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OW12354 zombies is pretty fun ngl

    • @sidebazooka6900
      @sidebazooka6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deven4219 zombies top tier tho, haven't had this much fun in years. Gotta work for that dark aether heh

    • @deven4219
      @deven4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sidebazooka6900 die machine is a great and fun map with a good Easter egg except that there’s no cutscene 😭

  • @bymexii5781
    @bymexii5781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Started watching you back in '12 possibly just after you left TK, life's been pretty up and down for me. Things have changed, friends have come and gone, family too. The one thing in my life that has always been a constant is your videos Jason. I just want you to know that i'm proud of you for being true to yourself and succeeding in your career. No more factory work, no more bs. Keep on making that content we all love. Congrats Alexa you picked the right one.
    From a long time fan

  • @kingm7035
    @kingm7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    “I beat Cold War but my wife beat me”

    • @ripsal
      @ripsal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 2k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.💫🍭

    • @shiftin1191
      @shiftin1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ripsal stfu

    • @gordonmoto225
      @gordonmoto225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ja morant is pretty good at basketball

    • @cappin9407
      @cappin9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ripsal Stfu

    • @thotie4926
      @thotie4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ripsal no

  • @themoltenedge1148
    @themoltenedge1148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I feel like I just watched my big brother grow up. Good job jev, proud of you

  • @frayt_nz_6735
    @frayt_nz_6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "The new Zealand trick" when you actually Live in New Zealand so there is no trick

    • @laughingcow15
      @laughingcow15 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      what is the trick tho?

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laughingcow15 the trick is making you think there was a trick in the first place

    • @frayt_nz_6735
      @frayt_nz_6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@laughingcow15 you change your Timezone to New Zealand's because were 1 day ahead of every other country, so you get the Game a day early

  • @reganbowser
    @reganbowser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    just came back to this video because it's just so crazy to me.. i grew up with jev. he got me into a lot of video games, faze and a lot of other stuff. i remember when he was still with his old girlfriend, and then they broke up, then he got with alexis, and now theyre married. shits crazy, time flies. i love you jev

  • @inapurp
    @inapurp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We all watched this crazy journey together, We watched Jason go from living with his grandparents to buying his own house to getting engaged and now... He is married😭 Congrats Jev

  • @Gjguhvfyjhf
    @Gjguhvfyjhf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Me Seeing the name of the video: "oh wow Jev is getting marri- WHAT THEY NERFED THE SNIPERS AGAIN"

  • @oknice5153
    @oknice5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Challenge accepted: Have Noahj456 carry you through the zombie Easter egg

    • @cbum76
      @cbum76 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Need this

    • @d3fu1t
      @d3fu1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think he'll go for the zombies mastery camo?

    • @justhere7108
      @justhere7108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@d3fu1t I wish

    • @Oliver-gi2eu
      @Oliver-gi2eu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d3fu1t yeah. He is jev after all

    • @muufle
      @muufle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Christopher Garringer the new point system actually made me have hope in zombies again.

  • @unshoten0202
    @unshoten0202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Crazy how i’ve been watching this man since i was 10 in 2012, hearing him talk about whatever bullshit was going on at his shitty job that day, raging about c4, and 8 years later here I am still watching this man to help me escape from whatever is really going on in the world. And here he is married, in his own house, living the regular married man life. Jev helped me grow up, along with all of you. and little did we know he was growing up too.

    • @unshoten0202
      @unshoten0202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats Jason! One of my Childhood heroes found love.

  • @rotcivlil
    @rotcivlil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Goes from ranting about shotguns, lmgs, and c4s to in a few years getting married 👍 proud of you jev

  • @glomercury8136
    @glomercury8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jev: so yea I got married
    So yea I got this cool golden ring😂

  • @evo7690
    @evo7690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun fact: jev takes off his ring when he's playing coldwar

  • @tommy-06
    @tommy-06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a month late but it's been a fun journey watching you go from ur grand parents house to on of the most beloved faze members to getting married u deserve everything

  • @jaydaboi4577
    @jaydaboi4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I can’t believe Jev is about to commit suicide for these Cold War challenges

  • @MrYea-ow5ie
    @MrYea-ow5ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "oh i got married... AND we got this cool crossbow"

  • @LordPopeyes
    @LordPopeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “I played modern warfare so much I got a Damascus wedding ring”

  • @jarhead2368
    @jarhead2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when i first started watching you. You were that blue collar kid working a day job at the factory, living at his grandparents, and raging at COD with friends. When i was going through it, your videos helped put a smile on my face everyday. It's awesome to see the man that has practically raised me the past 6 years, to see how far hes come, and to see that hes now a married man! Congratulations man.

  • @swsfa1111
    @swsfa1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "facts that are not actually facts, spoken like facts" - Jev

  • @dylahnnn2093
    @dylahnnn2093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    LMAO “I got married I got this cool golden ring I feel so fancy”... oh yeah and this bow 😂😂

  • @spookyboi7576
    @spookyboi7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Challenge accepted: Try to get the quickbolt one last time

  • @poopsteve5479
    @poopsteve5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Congratulations jev. I’m extremely happy for you. You have made me laugh and entertained me for years. You deserve the world man, congrats.

  • @WaterwalkersofAmerica
    @WaterwalkersofAmerica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    How he just no scoped after saying “way better” 🥵😉

  • @coles2688
    @coles2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As if the snipers weren’t already horrible in this game, they nerfed them even more

  • @ItzTweaker
    @ItzTweaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    CHALLENGE ACCPETED: Get both mastery camos so zombies and multiplayer lol

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's so ez in zombies tho. They aren't even challenges it's like just use the gun.

    • @ConnorKlawson
      @ConnorKlawson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mryellow6918 but it takes mad long I don’t like multiplayer tho

    • @balls77777
      @balls77777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mryellow6918 Zombies is just hella time consuming

    • @mryellow6918
      @mryellow6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@balls77777 so is just normal.

    • @ItzTweaker
      @ItzTweaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mryellow6918 I mean if you have all that free time then sure it will be easy. But most people have lives and cant be on CW 12 hours a day minimum bro

  • @antoniosantiago4935
    @antoniosantiago4935 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been watching since beginning of your youtube journey since u lived in your grandparents home to your own now your married feels like I'm growing and going through the experiences with you and I appreciate all you do man congratulations on the marriage as well Jev😇

  • @louis9926
    @louis9926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never thought that the guy living with his grandparents would have come so far AND be married
    Congrats man!!!!

    • @funboye1220
      @funboye1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi my name is funboye if you interest on gaming skills make sure check my channel up

  • @sumair.amrala
    @sumair.amrala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When I saw “nerfed snipers” I clicked so fast

  • @ravenatort
    @ravenatort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm basking in the pain, I love it."
    Masochistic Jev is back in action WOOOOO

  • @williammollar3
    @williammollar3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congrat on the marriage JEV. That was the most important update on this video. Keep rockin.

  • @ŌtsutsukiSan
    @ŌtsutsukiSan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The only man I know that can be Father of the Year without ever meeting him in person

  • @keaton1108
    @keaton1108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I Played Cold War For Hours And My Baby Turned Dark Matter”

  • @K4PR3Z
    @K4PR3Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Challenge accepted: play another game other then call of duty

  • @fwarhag
    @fwarhag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seeing this man grow up alongside me as just been fucking crazy, been watching for so god damn long at this point my days are kinda worse if Jev doesn't upload. Feels like a cousin at this point, congrats on the marriage fam

  • @otblano2x
    @otblano2x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this is so crazy he’s really growing up😭 i feel like less of a kid