When Martha ate some alphabet soup, what happened was bizarre: the soup went to her brain. And later that week she died from brain damage due to the alphabet soup infecting her brain.
Because she secretly already had the letters in her brain before she ate the "alphabet soup." She just pretended the alphabet soup gave her the ability to talk even though she always could ever since she was born.
The best part is that she said it condescendingly to a cow. As if she were mocking the fact that its milk was taken from it and used for something as simple as coffee.
@@ShadowGD_OfficialYT you may good people but your religion has worse cover-ups than the catholic church. Hell a gamiky member of mjne was shunned by the entire church when they found out she had premarital sex and wasnt allowed to sit with anyone including her parents or sister when they were with the church.
"Salvation" Martha barked. The crowd ran, women, men and children being trampled by each other. A swarm of mostly brown or black shoes ran past Martha. Martha looked around, only to then bark "REPENT." The city screamed, hiding in apartments, stores, anywhere people could hide in. All because one dog reminded them of their sins.
MASHA is a famous dog. SHE came out - wow! Oh wow. E - Gollum! It's weird when HE eats alphabet soup. On their way to Martha's stomach, the letters were lost. They were already in HER brain. Currently, HE has a lot to say! Now HE is talking. And was it coffee? MARTA talks. Yes, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said. What is a cart? When can we eat again? MARTA talks. Hi Joe, you know what? I'm not Johnny... SHE wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said. Salvation! HE has a voice, and HE is ready to call. MALTA will tell you what the story is. Sometimes ITS wrong, but its not surprising that Martha tells you what it's like. This dog is special. Try one or two. Listen to the story. MARTA, talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk… Communication, arithmetic, lines, excess, references and translations, strokes and groups, and (in brief) hypertension. *MARTA* . Salt W.G. *Marta* talks again!
Martha sure does have a way with words...
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear zea
Tommy where are your parents
Lol
Tru
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I like how the lyrics kind of make sense while Martha doesn't
"Marta speaks"
"She isn't always right."
Isn’t that just the show in a nutshell?
@@jareththegoblinking3191 she says arithmetic and lines while at the (the.. Tf is the word.) The thing on headrests for literally no reason
"Salvation" everyone: we must not be here anymore
Well she is a dog after all.
The way Martha said “salvation” and everybody ran
Accurate…
captain torres moment
That was by far my favorite part 😂
If I heard any animal speak and the only word they said was salvation id run too
Looks like the angels are taking a lot more forms now
When Martha ate some alphabet soup, what happened was bizarre: the soup went to her brain. And later that week she died from brain damage due to the alphabet soup infecting her brain.
Ya know, this explains why these sentences don't make sense
I died laughing
*Did somebody says ゴゴゴゴBizarreゴゴゴゴ*
@@thefunnyspyrofan1691 yup in that comment
The end!
Martha must be so brave to come out in front of everyone as wow
No they are a trans man
Alternative tittle: Google was an average translator
XD
Plot Twist: Martha suffered brain damage due to the alphabet soup.
In the next mouth, marta funking died, the end!🙂
i saw a version where the soup went to her brain and it was the animated stroke thingy
found it: th-cam.com/video/B7pO3-jSI4w/w-d-xo.html
I love how in the 2nd line, Martha comes out, then is referred to as "he" the rest of the song. Nice pronouns, Google!
lmaoo
@ТоммуInnit 🅥 bad bot
except in she said part
@Blake Wildfong *_CROW OF JUDGMENT_*
Marthaflake
Jokes aside, this show brings back so many memories for me, freaking nostalgic
true
I watched it throughout my childhood, so weird to see it as a meme now.
same
Idk what Is that show cause i live in serbia 🙃
I love how Martha is called like five different names
and how her gender get swapping from she to he
@@IA_777 he came out. That’s why
Masha, Marta, Martha, Malta and Salt W.G. Marta
Martha didn’t learn how to speak
but she came out
Because she secretly already had the letters in her brain before she ate the "alphabet soup." She just pretended the alphabet soup gave her the ability to talk even though she always could ever since she was born.
"And was it coffee?"
I can't stop laughing!
Nah, it's the "They were already in her brain", "When can we eat again?" and "Salvation" for me
The best part is that she said it condescendingly to a cow. As if she were mocking the fact that its milk was taken from it and used for something as simple as coffee.
“And in short, HYPERTENSION” got me
Martha: S A L V A T I O N everyone in a radius of him: hell nah I'm outta here
I feel like if a random dog walked up and said salvation I’ll probably run to.
M O R T I S
0:33
Ever since Martha came out as non binary, they have taken up stand up comedy and try to teach their audience science.
this makes no sense
@@tgbhnejdmnhfbernj have you even watched the video? I literally summed up the entire thing
HYPERTENSION
"E-gollum"
Best quote I've ever heard
0:34 To be fair, I'd run away in terror too if I found out that my dog was a Jehovah's Witness.
I know it’s a religion by what makes Jehovah’s Witness so bad?
@@puppydogs68 Yeah. What's makes people like me so bad? We're good people, not bad people.
@@puppydogs68 here's one example: th-cam.com/video/TsvJMlg_SaM/w-d-xo.html
@@ShadowGD_OfficialYT you may good people but your religion has worse cover-ups than the catholic church. Hell a gamiky member of mjne was shunned by the entire church when they found out she had premarital sex and wasnt allowed to sit with anyone including her parents or sister when they were with the church.
@@puppydogs68 Its a Cult, not a religion.
I love the part where Martha says salvation and every one runs off lmao
Martha: Hi Joe, You Know What?
Girl: I’m not Johnny
Lol that’s what I say when someone calls me the wrong name.
"Salvation" Martha barked. The crowd ran, women, men and children being trampled by each other. A swarm of mostly brown or black shoes ran past Martha. Martha looked around, only to then bark "REPENT." The city screamed, hiding in apartments, stores, anywhere people could hide in. All because one dog reminded them of their sins.
Wait why did I put effort into that, all of that from one line.
*R E P E N T F O R Y O U R S I N S*
The way Martha smiled after saying "salvation" 😭
Martha was an Average Dog, until Google Translate changed her life.
Thankful for Google Translate.
I'm dying at the, "she came out" and all the times her name was changed
She came out.. 🤨
@@mattbloxstuff9043 that would be the joke yes
People when global warming is a thing: 😐
People when Martha said *SALVATION* : 🏃🏃♀️🏃♂️
😂
MASHA is a famous dog.
SHE came out - wow!
Oh wow.
E - Gollum!
It's weird when HE eats alphabet soup.
On their way to Martha's stomach, the letters were lost. They were already in HER brain.
Currently, HE has a lot to say!
Now HE is talking.
And was it coffee?
MARTA talks.
Yes, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said.
What is a cart? When can we eat again?
MARTA talks.
Hi Joe, you know what?
I'm not Johnny...
SHE wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said.
Salvation!
HE has a voice, and HE is ready to call. MALTA will tell you what the story is.
Sometimes ITS wrong, but its not surprising that Martha tells you what it's like.
This dog is special.
Try one or two.
Listen to the story. MARTA, talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk…
Communication, arithmetic, lines, excess, references and translations, strokes and groups, and (in brief) hypertension.
*MARTA* .
Salt W.G. *Marta* talks again!
Masha is gender fluid lol
@@younggamer7218 lol she is
@@younggamer7218 Masha is also Marta
@@TopEye64 yes
@@TopEye64 and also Malta
"Hi, Joe. You know what?"
"I'm not Johnny"
0:45 *mouth sync with word moment*
0:56 H Y P E R T E N S I O N
0:28 only thing that would have made this perfect is if it made them respond with "Who's Joe?"
"salvation"
Woah there buster, that's way too offensive!
Ayo She came out 🤨📸😳
And in brief... HYPERTENSION!!!!
too good!
I like how Everybody Runs when Martha says "Salvation"
The people in the ad: happy
The person reading the side affects: 0:54
WHY IS THAT SO TRUE HAHA
Martha: s a l v a t i o n
Everyone: *runs away in fear*
Ah yes my favorite yellow dog from the hit kids series…
*Marta*
0:45 perfect lip Sync
Finally A Google Translate Video
this gave me a good laugh thank you
My pleasure
@@Kadz fake
She wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said.
*Salvation*
Ah yes Martha, more eloquent dog there never has been!
*Hypertention*
enough to make a grown man cry
I was holding it together until "I'm not Johnny." and "SALVATION", to say nothing of the collection of random words at the end 😂
good on marsha for coming out
AS A PERSON THAT LOVED MARTHA SPEAKS THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO
I still love Martha speaks though
0:00 Yeah, she's really was an famous dog. In our childhood ❤️
¨yes, she said, she said, she said, she said¨ made me laugh a bit ngl.
“ *H Y P E R T E N S I O N* “
0:03 Good for her.
*Salvation, And Hypertension.*
She said 3 veces 0:22 - 0:24 Martha talk 0:49 - 0:51
Moment of silence to the people fed alphabet soup to their dog
“SALVATION” -Martha 2022
I expect, “The letters were lost, they were already in her brain, now she has permanent brain damage.”
Can't stop laughing at this video like salvation and everyone runs and how it gets up close to her face and she looks scared and says hypertension!😂
"Salvation."
*HOLY CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES*
"She came out wow" *How the heck did this come happen so perfectly*
Plot Twist: *Martha never learned to speak!*
I honestly love this video so much
I love how Martha's name is misspelled multiple times
this is what you get when you buy the store brand alphabet soup
Salt w.g Marta speaks again was my favorite childhood show! You should watch it
Marta come out as genderfluid
Good job masha
*S A L V A T I O N*
alternate title: Martha the dog gives google a seizure and eats soup and questions what a cart is
Martha: salvation
Martha is now the messiah
"Salvation"
People: *run away*
0:27 JOE MAMA
0:05
We already have the E-Giant. An E-Golem would be terrifying.
0:34 funniest part 😂😂😂
"This dog is special."
Well, he ain't wrong
"Its weird whem he eats alphabet soup"
-translator
Why tho why why
Idk this show but it scares me
I didn’t know spaghetti-os could make me talk with google translate only…
*SALVATION*
WAs this video made with Final Cut Pro, or AVS?
You know it's gonna be a good meme when you see Kadz in your recommended
I'm curious about the line of logic that leads "hi there!" to "salvation."
A dog ate alphabet soup every single day. This is what happened to her brain.
hyper meaning high
glyc meaning sugar
emia meaning presence in blood
*salvation*
pbs kids show hire this
everyone at this marthas world: oh nah
Martha is preparing to end this hideous war in a definitive and elegant manner
I'm still waiting for Malta to tell me what the story is
When can we eat again
-the kids in the narrator's house
Google not able to choose pronouns for Martha
0:29 I’m not Johnny
"Salvation."
* everyone runs *
SALVATION!
I like how Google translate is calling Martha a she and a he
"Salvation."
everybody runs
And in brief, HYPERTENSION.
Kadz: *I’m fine*
Also kadz: **uploads three martha speaks videos in a row**
"Hi Joe"
"I M N O T J O H N N Y"
Masha aka Martha aka Marta aka Malta
Haha a way with words
"yes 'she said, 'she said, 'she said, 'she said, 'she said" 'she said"
W.G. MARTA?!?!? MARTHA FROM THE PBS KIDS SHOW MARTHA SPEAKS IS GASTER CONFIRMED
Respect to "Masha" for having the courage to come out as a trans ftm doggo
You translated martha's speech a lot more than the singing
"when can we eat again?"
She did said
salvation
why u gotta ruin my childhood
😂😂😂😂 0:27 0:30