This is amazing. It's seriously so funny when you watch it all in succession like this. Like week to week it was funny and I knew it was a bit but this has me dying.
This is literally the first thing I noticed when I started watching the podcast, I was so confused and felt so much anxiety. Now I kinda get it’s a joke, it honestly still feels real real
Yeah. It just happened to me. I do watch ymh clips when I can sometimes, but, as someone who has schooling in psychology, I was horrified and scared shitless for Nadav. Someone please reassure me that this is really just a bit.
Tom almost smiled and had to make a lip smacking noise because he was trying not to. Chris is wearing a Corona mask so he can hide his face. Christina did the best job being serious. This is such good acting on everybody's part. Tom is an expert madman.
Ya know, there's a term for that 😏 ... It's called a worked shoot. 😆 Tom plays a solid heel, with his Kaufman-esque attacks on the business, when he's truly a student of the game. 😂
Nadav By: Tom Segura You did this Look what you've done You pushed and pushed and now its come to this Its maddening and its all your fault You asked for it so here it is You deserve it all, the kicks, the screams, the blood, its all for you All for you All for you What did you think would happen? Will you walk again? Talk again? We hope not Will I drop it on your head? Can a knife puncture your side? I have a bat that would like to meet your face You deserve it all, its all for you Your smile doesn't fool us, we watch You flail in the deep water as you grasp for air as we cheer Kick and push You fight to live so we push you under, again I tried to make it work I listened and I gave you chances but you wanted something else I'm filled with glee as your insides spill This fist is for you This blade is for you Tie you to a post Watch the birds eat away You go up in flames You suffer Finally, I did it all for you All for you All for you
She is genuinely scared Tom is going to ad Nadev to the body count. They moved to Austin so they can build a bigger pit for all the Starbucks employees on milk cartons
The only way they kept a straight face while reading both poems is because they both wrote em together and got all the laughs out then. Superior comedy, yall.
Tom get's so close to laughing but he doesn't so he just has the slightest grin. It looks like the face of a sociopath who is content with the path to ruin he is setting for the people around him.
Containing emotional outburst these days is a massive tool that used to be what we would arm children with so they can develop into adults. Now we have 60yo children with the authority of upstanding elders. Grim . the death of evolution must have a hand in this result.
Paul Carmi You could see Tom and Navad’s mouths twitching the entire time trying to keep the giggles back for one. Also they’re comedians? And this scenario would be too preposterous to actually happen
@@paulcarmi8130 You on Tik Tok by chance? It's just so intentional and staged. Not to mention WAY over the top lol. If it was real, these "uncomfortable" arguments wouldn't be on the show and so long and drawn out.
This is very weird. Like I wouldn't want this kind of behavior around. Other than that, these people are awesome. But you can't hold your insecurities against other people. And to hold their job at stake is kinda crappy.
Nadav’s face while he’s explains his crazy thoughts is priceless! I’m dying laughing at how uncomfortable Nadav is!!!! How Tom keeps a straight face is awesome
Well, this is intentionally for comedic entertainment. While wrestling is a bunch of oiled up dancing almost naked dudes having fake drama with eachother. I guess the fake drama is comparable... but not much else. Needs to have way more homosexual vibes to be wrestling status.
@@xohnoezxgaming1402 So all that bdsm subtext about Tom being the disciplinarian master & Nadav debasing himself as "an outside dog that keeps shitting indoors" while thanking Tom for his instruction, just went right over your head, huh? Damn, your vanilla normie blinders must make for such a bland life. 😆
Tom's laugh when he is genuinely belly laughing always makes me smile ear to ear. Brings me a moment of actual joy in this shitty time to be alive. I fucken love you, Tommy.
To this day the most uncomfortable moment I've ever had watching this show is Tom's 10-minute "dark thoughts," bit ending in a terrifying spoken-word poem. Holy shit that's how a professional commits to a bit. So much so that the entire studio except Christina, who was in on it, was completely silent and disturbed. Wow what a performer but also... Jesus man.
@@davida.7967 He was a wwe guy who retired had a bunch of concussions, roided up and i think other drugs(cocaine?) were involved....anyways he Tom Segura'd his family then himself
I was able to cancel my Shudder subscription because of this ongoing segment, there’s truly nothing more gleefully terrifying than Tom’s attempts to act human.
They're so consistent with this bit that I'm legitimately uncomfortable whenever it happens
So tom is just joking?
That wasn't a bit.
Of course it's a bit dude..
I think this confusion is what they're going for
This is amazing. It's seriously so funny when you watch it all in succession like this. Like week to week it was funny and I knew it was a bit but this has me dying.
Imagine this is the first thing someone ever saw of tom with 0 context
This is literally the first thing I noticed when I started watching the podcast, I was so confused and felt so much anxiety. Now I kinda get it’s a joke, it honestly still feels real real
Yeah. It just happened to me. I do watch ymh clips when I can sometimes, but, as someone who has schooling in psychology, I was horrified and scared shitless for Nadav. Someone please reassure me that this is really just a bit.
@@brianmattingly3204 It’s a comedy bit, Tom gets such a laugh out of it, but sometimes in the moment he is mad
Fucking great. I'm sitting here dying rn he's trying so hard not to laugh
It was for me and I was like wtf
Tom holding back laughter during Nadavs poem😂 “I’m just an outside dog that keeps shitting inside”😂😂
That line pointed out to me too. Best fucking line of the poem
It's like, if you don't like my peaches, don't shake the tree...
Apologize to Newton dammit
If tom didn't have comedy, there would be a lot of people dead.
But now he doesn't.. So does that mean that there are or will soon be bodies?
He is a savage
At 03:31 this will be evidence at the public trial
lmao
If Tom didnt have Christina...
Not only is Christina a great mom, We now realize that she is saving peoples lives by milking Tom on a regular basis.
Well... yeah.
Women save the world every day
when they ....extract the poison.
@@skelter1153 u just made it weird man
@@skelter1153perfect spacing
@@skelter1153Get the poison out.
@@skelter1153 poison that creates life
“Will you walk again talk again ?.. we hope not.” Fucking destroyed me 😂😂😂
You’re flailing under the water and we cheer did it for me
Toms open-mouth-murder-dad-laugh is what pulls me out of bed in the morning
Yup lol
That Ray leota shit
Liotta*
YESS
You put into words my exact emotions. It's so deeply tongue-in-cheek that I literally double over when that man laughs
The slave owner character in Django is based on Tom Segura.
#TomCandy
That character is really racist so I'd say it's a mix of Tom and Burnt Crystals.
Sam Jackson voice: In da hotbox Nadav!!
...wait...which one?
All of them?
Big Daddy.?
Mr. Candie?
Tom is Mr. Candy
Bert is Big Daddy
"I haven't milked him in a few days" Tom's face is priceless
"The children are scared, everybody is scared" lmao
fuck that sent me😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, the silent tension that follows when dad heavily drops his fork on that ceramic plate... it's gonna be a long night. :P
In all seriousness, give Nadav the Oscar for these performances lol
I will NEVER understand the Nadav hate. I fucking love him so much lmao.
Zak Rivera he is terrible at googling but i agree with you
Yea for real. He and Christina sell it.
@@lucasmeyer4286 bad ab is googling
I struggle between seeing it as a bit and Tom fucking with Nadav because he’s either spineless and genuinely afraid, or an amazing actor lol
Tom almost smiled and had to make a lip smacking noise because he was trying not to. Chris is wearing a Corona mask so he can hide his face. Christina did the best job being serious. This is such good acting on everybody's part. Tom is an expert madman.
Nadav’s face was priceless the entire time
I feel like Tom actually got annoyed at first, but then they just ran with it as a joke.
that's definitely what happened
yup
Just like theogate
Ya know, there's a term for that 😏 ... It's called a worked shoot.
😆 Tom plays a solid heel, with his Kaufman-esque attacks on the business, when he's truly a student of the game. 😂
That's exactly it. Tom initially was pissed at him, but they made up, and are now having fun with it.
Tom is just Garth Brooks with a therapist
Garth wishes he had toms body count
Hahahahaha
That’s the best rationale for getting a therapist that I’ve ever heard.
Dont get it
Different
When he started off by saying "You did this" i almost choked😭
Nadav
By: Tom Segura
You did this
Look what you've done
You pushed and pushed and now its come to this
Its maddening and its all your fault
You asked for it so here it is
You deserve it all, the kicks, the screams, the blood, its all for you
All for you
All for you
What did you think would happen?
Will you walk again? Talk again?
We hope not
Will I drop it on your head?
Can a knife puncture your side?
I have a bat that would like to meet your face
You deserve it all, its all for you
Your smile doesn't fool us, we watch
You flail in the deep water as you grasp for air as we cheer
Kick and push
You fight to live so we push you under, again
I tried to make it work
I listened and I gave you chances but you wanted something else
I'm filled with glee as your insides spill
This fist is for you
This blade is for you
Tie you to a post
Watch the birds eat away
You go up in flames
You suffer
Finally, I did it all for you
All for you
All for you
Nadav do bad??
That's amazing yet insane 😂 Lmaoo
Him reading that was fucking hilarious
the second he starts reading it i absolutely lose it. “you did this”. what a fucking opener.
Christina really sells the whole thing this is some next level shit.
She is genuinely scared Tom is going to ad Nadev to the body count. They moved to Austin so they can build a bigger pit for all the Starbucks employees on milk cartons
I thought it was real until he read the paper😂
These two are absolute psychos 😂😂
it’s not real?!?!? i was actually freaked out i thought tom was a sociopath, i rarely watch him.
She sells it cause she acts 24/7
The cuts to Nadav before he actually says something were masterful. The acting. The poetry. The editing. Award-winning work, really
Nadav is the reason why people hate Israel
"Wake up to panic, fear is my breakfast"
😂🤣😭😵💀
“the poor guy almost cried”. -Tom: “that’s the best part”
This is a private joke between the two of them. It's a acting practice thing
I cried at that from laughing 😭 🤣
The only way they kept a straight face while reading both poems is because they both wrote em together and got all the laughs out then. Superior comedy, yall.
Tom trying not to laugh talking about how he told his therapist about his “dark thoughts” kills me hahaha
And can I add, Nadav is a great actor haha
Whoever doesn't realize this is a bit is probably a wrestling fan.
It's still real to me, dammit! I mean...
That awkward moment when they want us to think it's a bit, but it's actually real. 😂
Lol you're a mark the heat is real 😠😠
You’re so clever dude
Thats the funniest part that someone who doesn't know the show sees this and is like wtf lmao
Tom's internal darkness is so stark and terrifying. Props to the guy for trying to work through it
“Tie you to a post, watch the birds eat away.” Jesus lmaoo
That was so extra! It was hilarious
"The children are scared"
Abso-fuckin-lutely destroyed me
Nadav just had to apologize for listening to a death threat I love it
The best bit YMH has done is when Tom blew out his knee and broke his arm now that shit was funny
i wish he did that bit every year and passes it on to his son's for tradition.
@@rebosyats8199 I watch it on replay every time i'm feeling down and watching his body break always breathes fresh air into me
And the way he just laid there like Peter Griffin from Family Guy too, ha ha. He absolutely knows physical comedy, lololol
I'm confused at the 583 people that disliked this video. I think they forgot that these two are comedians.
Karma
When he called Tom master, you could see Tom almost lost his shit laughing
wait a minute, this was a bit?!
I feel 1. stupid, and 2. very duped.
Tom's laugh is what Bobby Lee's Dad would do before he actually did the thing. 😂
Tom’s definitely got a massive body count
Sex with dead bodies
And Bert contributes with a massive body
Just show the bodies. Just to give the families some closure
I think that's why hates G so much. He knows he'll never catch up to that count.
Good thing he doesn't have a big button like Trump. Because if, we would all be goners :)
The fact he slipped so seamlessly into the role is sincerely terrifying
And the way Christina backs him up like she knows She's next lol
these guys are so good at staying in the bit I almost couldn't tell if it was real or not
Nadavs face during the whole therapist bit was hilarious 🤣
Plot twist, Tom bullied the producer into quitting the show...
It's amazing everyone kept a straight face through all this
You can see Nadav fighting back his laughter when Tom is reading his poem.
tom lost it but gave a different reason for it
Plot twist, Tom bullied the producer into quitting the show...
@@darienlux4735 yeah no stop saying that lol a year later and Nadav loves the job and is still there oooooh you're so quirky with your plot twist.
"Will you walk again? Talk again? We hope not." I'm dead lol
Nadav’s poem actually made my cry from laughter
It was so embarrassing
Obviously wrote by Tom.
It was such a beautiful prose….perfect, like bill belichek in a wig perfect
Upset my master
Tom get's so close to laughing but he doesn't so he just has the slightest grin. It looks like the face of a sociopath who is content with the path to ruin he is setting for the people around him.
It is a good feeling to be able to hide emotions
Containing emotional outburst these days is a massive tool that used to be what we would arm children with so they can develop into adults. Now we have 60yo children with the authority of upstanding elders. Grim . the death of evolution must have a hand in this result.
He said “proud of you” and you could just see nadav wag his tail as he says “wow! That actually felt really good!!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
We need “nadav do bad?” T shirts
Thank you mr Tom
"Wake up to panic, fear is my breakfast."
the antivaxxer joke aged nicely 😂
did it?
ye. lol
14:26 Tom's spontaneous and psychotic laugh had me laughing and scared for Nadav's life. Lmao.
New Joker since we know he loves Harley Quinn
Even Push looked at him like "oh God, Tom's lost it"
All I can think of is jack nicholson in the shining
Mommy Christine is a lowkey good actor, didn't break character during the bit even a little.
How does everyone but me know this is a bit? I doubt Nadav is a good actor and I KNOW Christine isn't
Paul Carmi You could see Tom and Navad’s mouths twitching the entire time trying to keep the giggles back for one. Also they’re comedians? And this scenario would be too preposterous to actually happen
@@paulcarmi8130 You on Tik Tok by chance? It's just so intentional and staged. Not to mention WAY over the top lol. If it was real, these "uncomfortable" arguments wouldn't be on the show and so long and drawn out.
@@paulcarmi8130 Tom and Christine are acting clearly but Nadav is literally not acting.
@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Tik tokk is legit evil bro
Whoever didn’t laugh out loud during this is definitely a civil war reenactment kinda person.
Tom and Christina would be so scary if they actually put their minds to evil as a team
I get a real husband & wife serial killers vibe from them.
Who's counting? To count would imply they mattered or were people to begin with. Anyone Tom has released is less than human. We all know this.
Ride or die
Getting a Natural born killers vibe from them
What do you mean, "If they actually?"
That's because they're serial killers. It's not a meme, it's them covering up behavior by making a joke out of it constantly.
That smile when Tom is unfolding the poem, is the face a child makes when he hands his parents a drawing. Pure joy. 😂
“Tie you to a post and watch the birds eat away” hahaha “guys, these are just tom’s thoughts let’s not judge” 😂
This is the strangest 20 minutes of my life
DUDE RIGHHT?? Wtf is going on
@@juggernautlila it’s so great…😂
This is very weird. Like I wouldn't want this kind of behavior around. Other than that, these people are awesome. But you can't hold your insecurities against other people. And to hold their job at stake is kinda crappy.
But then imagine Tom having to go out of his way to write up these deep feelings, I think we should toast the therapist.
I just got to the joke part lol. I thought it was a joke the whole time
Nadav’s face while he’s explains his crazy thoughts is priceless! I’m dying laughing at how uncomfortable Nadav is!!!! How Tom keeps a straight face is awesome
Nothing like feeling that your career is about to implode and your boss wants to kill you.
😂
I can't stop laughing..
14:27 Tommy B had to let out all the laughs he was holding back while reading the poem 🤣🤣
Tom saying "I have such dark thoughts" then Nadavs face looking like a scared step son. Then Christina just saying its brave. I couldn't breathe lol
4:27-15:01 is one of the most masterfully done bits I've ever seen. Tom's laugh at the end is legendary.
To this fucking day, i’m not sure if this is a bit or not
@@dafucksgoinonit is not
This whole bit was soooo well done, tom killed it and mama p telling tom he can do this just killed me pahahah brilliant work
Nadav do bad...?
I laughed so hard
When he slips in “my master is upset” Tom biting his lip had me dying...
This bit didn’t age well. When Nadav left, so did the soul of this podcast. It just ain’t the same now.
I got really stoned and watched this and now I’m full of anxiety and paranoia
Its a bit not real.
Snake Pliskin oh really? Please tell me more.
Im not even stoned and i feel it
Lmfao it’s all
Good bruv I love you
Snake Pliskin being stoned makes it funnier
An amplified version of rogan and Jamie's relationship
Except Nadav isn't a pretentious knowitall
its like a tame version of Joe and Redbans
Stern and Bababooey.
@@exe8bit270 ???
@@MrKhho100 He’s not wrong.
"the children are scared, dad's in a mood"
LMAO she's just as funny as he is, I swear beat-for-beat
Tom: wrestling is scripted. How can any adult like that?
Also Tom:
Well, this is intentionally for comedic entertainment. While wrestling is a bunch of oiled up dancing almost naked dudes having fake drama with eachother.
I guess the fake drama is comparable... but not much else. Needs to have way more homosexual vibes to be wrestling status.
xohnoezx Gaming this comment leads everyone to believe you are a closeted homosexual
@@xohnoezxgaming1402 So all that bdsm subtext about Tom being the disciplinarian master & Nadav debasing himself as "an outside dog that keeps shitting indoors" while thanking Tom for his instruction, just went right over your head, huh?
Damn, your vanilla normie blinders must make for such a bland life. 😆
@@xohnoezxgaming1402 you mean like an action movie?
I love when Nadav looks around like why am I the only realizing how messed up this is? I love this bit so much.
3:44 “Nadav do bad 😳” had me DYING
Toms psycho laugh is seriously unsettling. I love it
I’ve never been so uncomfortable, but yet on the verge of tears from laughing in my life
The way nadavs eyebrows move when Tom said ‘how do I keep working with nadav’ that man was terrified for his job and you can tell 😂
This is genuinely the greatest bit in podcasting history
Tom's laugh when he is genuinely belly laughing always makes me smile ear to ear. Brings me a moment of actual joy in this shitty time to be alive. I fucken love you, Tommy.
Tom's belly laugh @ 14 minuets cracks me up every time
“Did you take your milligrams “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you like your job, Nadav? Do you like your life!?
Edit: "Native"
To this day the most uncomfortable moment I've ever had watching this show is Tom's 10-minute "dark thoughts," bit ending in a terrifying spoken-word poem. Holy shit that's how a professional commits to a bit. So much so that the entire studio except Christina, who was in on it, was completely silent and disturbed. Wow what a performer but also... Jesus man.
The irony of Tom hating wrestlers so much is that Tom is the next Chris Benoit
I don't even know why he hates em so much 😂😂😂
Whos Christ Bennet?
@@davida.7967 He was a wwe guy who retired had a bunch of concussions, roided up and i think other drugs(cocaine?) were involved....anyways he Tom Segura'd his family then himself
David A. A family man and wrastlin legend
What's that supposed to mean?
I think my all time favorite ymh moment is 14:29 when Tom and Nadav are just dying laughing together at this bit.
I have never laughed harder in my life. I kept having to pause to let the laughs out before playing again.
When Nadav started reading his poem and i saw tom trying not to laugh i was dying hahaha
14:26 when your victim's think you're laughing with them...
My all time favorite moment from any podcast ever....
the cuts over to native's reactions are priceless.
".... your therapist told you to do this??"
How Tom can keep a straight face during all that is insane lmao
That first uncomfortable glance at Native when Tim confessed his dark thoughts 😂😂😂😭😭
When Tom said, "probably!" ... I felt that.
Christina is like “awe man, I’m gonna have to milk him tonight, geez”
"fear is my breakfast" had me rolling
Nadav should flee the continent, asap
This bit is like something you'd see on WWE TV
lmao tom obviously watched a few episodes 😂 i wouldnt be surprised if he doesnt start using their terminology soon
For real, it's so obvious that Tom watches wrestling because his pacing is so similar to mid 2000s WWE programming
tom you working for the wwe now?
@@biglicker4473 no doubt, I think he might be building up to it. He now has done a face turn from being a heel and says he likes wrastlin😂
LMAOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want Tom’s maniacal laugh as my alarm
Just watched this stoned and got totally tricked. This crew is better than Hollywood
"Theres no better feeling then killing the enemy" -Top dawg 😂😂
This is the top fucking comment, no matter what.
I don’t think anything will ever be funnier than this to me. RIP my funny fuse.
Dad take your mgs you're scaring the kids.
I was able to cancel my Shudder subscription because of this ongoing segment, there’s truly nothing more gleefully terrifying than Tom’s attempts to act human.
How Nadov didn't burst into laughter after that letter, all these guys are top notch poker faces. Lmao
Mystic Rick is just amped for his upcoming brawl with Rat Boy....
Pull up the damn video, boy!!!!!
The cage match has been announced June 10th at the astrodome! Tickets already up on tickemaster. Get Geeked boy!!!!
He’s bout to get that mozzarella smash
The Barf Champ's behaviour is escalating, it's only a matter of time before Nadav goes missing.
Lmfaoooooo I started WHEEEEEZING with Tom 🤣🤣🤣
"Do you like your life, Nadav?"
Toms dead eyes at 13:35 got me
Nadav's hands shaking as he reads his poem is the most hilarious part to me
The fact that Tom almost cried during the poem is insane