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they couldn't torture the things Tommy says casually out of me
LMAO
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This so eloquently summarizes like 80% of the podcast
TOM'S MOM NEEDS TO BE A GUEST ON THE POD PLEASEEEEE!!
@SarahSimonsinternetmum
YESSSSS
mum*
@@skoovee ... british
REALLL
''Molly said your supposed to use soap after peeing'' 💀
I hate to inform you Jack but pee actually is not sterile. Following this, Tom, please use soap
It's probably sterile while still in the body. But pee or not, use soap xD
@@Phoenix.Sparklesisnt pee al the toxins your kidneys filter from your blood, i wouldn’t say blood toxins sound so sterile
Tom convincing Jack that "double-edged sword" doesn't mean what it actually means, was a painful watch
Hi Molly :3
@@WilliamOMGAHello William
Hey Molly
@@WilliamOMGA Hello William
WE ARE NOT BEATING THE AUTISM ALLEGATIONS WITH THIS ONE BOYS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️
LMAOO especially the texture talk!! 😭 it reminded me of myself
tommy is so adhd it's not even a joke atp
I was thinking that the entire time they were talking about food cos I'm autistic and share very very similar opinions to them
@@crowsoto9612hasn’t he said he’s kind of uncomfortable with people saying he has adhd
@@theworstmilo both jack and tommy have both said they think they have adhd so probably not lmao
imagine if these werent weekly and the description of this video was "it's that time of month again"
pov: women
pov me (i love ur pfp
POV: i would cry
Peenixsc moment
hmmmmmmmm
i have very suddenly over the past few days become seriously ill BUT NOTHING STOPS THE SHUT IM TALKING PODCAST GRIND
wow
SAME 🗣️‼️
PREACH
Dude me too!
hope u get better!
So this episode is jack telling us he’s autistic and what his fear food are
not a single allistic explanation for that whole food aversion segment
I know you’re kidding but have you considered that non autists are sometimes fussy lmfao
I don't have an explanation for my weird aversion to totally normal foods either
@@LoverScratch there is actually! And it goes like: sometimes people are picky eaters.
Hope this is helpful 🫶🫶🫶 (I am asking the whole world, as someone who’s been diagnosed with autism since they were five, to stop downplaying it and completely eviscerating the term’s importance)
Cuz that’s EXACTLY me 😔🙏
Do not assume A implies B just because B has always been the lens through which you see A.
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THANKS!! x
thanks bro
@@minepro2929 no problem
thanks man i needed this
molly is definitely right about the soap bro 😭
no worms? worst day ever 😭
petition to make the worms a co-host with their own chair so we can see them in the entire episode and get a close up and check in on them at the end?
Jack, your urine is not sterile after you pee. Urine SHOULD be sterile while still in the bladder. If there's any bacteria or other microorganisms in the bladder, you have an infection. However, urine leaves the bladder through the urethra when you pee, and since the urethra is more exposed to outside the body, it will typically have a microbiome much like the skin. So when you pee, sterile urine passes through a non-sterile passage which makes it non-sterile once you've pissed it out.
Also, soap isn't necessarily for antibacterial reasons. Non-antibacterial soap is sufficient for hand washing pretty much all the time unless you're working in the OR where everything has to be as sterile as possible. So long as you use a soap and properly lather for at least 20 seconds, the mechanical action of scrubbing with soap is what removes most microorganisms from your hands (and what remains is typically your normal skin flora that people typically have).
All that to say, wash your hands after you piss because urine is not sterile after you pee, and proper handwashing is necessary to remove any piss germs (which again is NON-STERILE once you piss it out), and proper handwashing requires sufficiently lathering your hands with soap.
Jack Manifold came up to me in the women's bathroom and yelled in my face "GET IN THE SHITTER!!" and he forced me into a toilet and made me drink all the toilet water and I sadly drowned and death came to me now I am a ghost haunting the Shut Up I'm Talking studio :(
bless
That's horrible, I'm so sorry that happened 😔😔
i thought you were being serious until i saw you fucking died 😭😭
But still can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
I........
Can't make that joke.....
I think. ::)
jack has the funniest facial expressions man im CRYING half the time tom is going on and jack just looks into the camera for like 3 frames, makes the most horrified face he can, then whips back to tom 😭😭
both of them agreeing that porridge is the most solid food is the most british thing ever.
This feels like watching two grandpas chat about life for an hour and 7 minutes straight.
55:24
I saw tubbo and molly last week and wanted to say hi but they were walking and talking but then my mum turned around and asked me if she should chase them to get a picture😂
Did she?😂
who the fuck told Jack that piss is sterile 💀💀
it is sterile, you should look stuff up before blaming people
Urine is not sterile, you should look things up before trying to correct people 😭
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25766599/
@lovelyhatred9307 bruh, I did look it up. or did I just get lied to?
@ you were very much lied to 😭
@@V1nn100 urine IS sterile...while it's in the bladder. If it's not sterile in the bladder, that's a sign of infection. However, unless you use a sterile catheter (placed using a sterile procedure), your urine BECOMES non-sterile as you pee. Because while your bladder should be sterile, your urethra is not, and that's how the urine exits the bladder. So unless you take urine straight from the bladder (as is done using a sterile, internal urinary catheter), it will not be sterile.
It seems to be a common misconception that urine is always sterile when, in reality, urine is only sterile in the bladder because the bladder (typically) is sterile.
shaddup im walkin will be what the jschlatt episode is called
Tommy - "Vaping is stupid"
Releases a Vapely ad 2 days after this was posted 😂
(Im aware its a joke guys)
i’ve been cut in half but can’t stop the jack manifold grind
Am in blender but can't so that jack manual grind.
I feel like the women in the bathroom realised tommy just accidently went into the wrong one lol
"Lets not cater for morons and our audience will be smarter" So the opposite of the Chuckle Sandwich formula xD
33:51 i have this too actually 😭😭 my anxiety with it stems from how many like crime murder shows i watch, but its so bad i can't even shower when im home alone even when i do check the doors, it stresses me out sooo much 😭😭
I can't decide if Tom is confused about what a pretzel is. It really seems like that story should be about his mum hiding behind a larger opbject.
She had the pretzel in front of her face but she wasn’t actually hidden behind it. He was a young kid and didn’t immediately notice her on the porch so she put the pretzel in front of her face to ‘hide’ as a joke. It’s kinda like if someone was sitting in the living room but you didn’t see them and they jokingly ‘hid’ behind the newspaper or something so that when you did notice them it would be a funny haha moment.
Boys wake up Tommy and Jack uploaded
Boys shut up, I’m talking
why is the camera quality so high all of the sudden? I can see jacks shiny smooth bald head reflecting into the lens, his hair looks detailed like Miles Morales in the PS5 game menu
@@Kingfatbear 💀💀💀 real though
2:00 YESSSSS WORDS WORDS WORDS IS SO GOATED THIS IS SOSO REAL
LIKE HAMLET ALL ABOUT WORDS WORDS WORDS
DIVIDE A WHOLE INTO THIRDS THIRDS THIRDS!!
@@kitkat4948 IM A GAY SEA OTTER
Me watching Jack and Tom describe the key symptoms of ARFID 😭😭
That porridge was most likely congee which is a porridge but it’s rice instead of oats, usually plain or savory, should be warm as well, really nice when it’s warm
"The WORST food"
*please say something I hate please say something I hat-*
"I HATE couscous"
REAL
ive managed to watch every podcast episode within an hour of it being posted without even looking at my notifications its magic anyway love you guys loving the podcast so much yall are amazing
he gave “im not like other girls” when saying to Jack you probably wouldn’t know about these comedians
hes so indie and different 😼
bro why did I realize this but when the voice recording of Tommy’s mum is playing, one day more from les mis is being sung
5:20
Visiting techno in hell is hysterical fucking christ 😭
27:25 - as a chinese person, let me explain- this porridge is not oats, it's rice. it's like uhh rice soaked in water? like noodles ig but there are rice grains. it's very nice, trust and it isn't as bad as it may sound to some who've never heard of it (or i just have a bias for rice foods). me personally, i see this kind of porridge as savoury, but if you want to eat it with sweet stuff, why not i suppose?-
i remember when me and friends decided to ghost hunt in one of the rooms in their house,because it had a weird energy so we made some holy water to protect us and when we put in on the back of our necks as soon as we walked in the room our necks started to burn. i haven't been to that house since.
As a lesbian, Tommy has been an honorary lesbian for years. he IS welcomed in our community and we probably wouldn't have thought much of it. Especially if he was with his mom? Probably a closeted trans teen whose mom just forced him to use the women's restroom. We've seen weirder (my favorite was fruit just on the floor and in the sink of my college bathrooms. whole apples, an avocado, someone washing a mango)
his mum was outside the bathrooms. 4:43
tommy is a full grown man 🎉
@@0livi4.xhes a lesbian at heart
But he could easily pass as someone 16-17 years old.@@0livi4.x
Hey friend, this is concerning behavior!
14:34 this is why I’m scared of physically touch…. How the living hell… has he lived 20 years on this earth and just found out he has to use soap after using the bathroom.. Tom that’s actually disgusting oh my god wtf😭😭‼️
he said after pissing, not after the bathroom entirely
He said he’s being serious but he’s definitely not you can see him debating whether the bit is worth it before he says it 😭
I'm hoping that was just a joke when he said that 😭
i relate to jack so much about being grossed out by certain things, happens to me so much and no one around me seems to share the sentiment it is shocking
Guys pee is not sterile.
the fear of averageharry being in my house at any time would certainly put me on edge
21:55 this interaction is so adorable 😭🤍
The intro card always reminds me of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, ngl
molly said ur supposed to use soap after piss lmaoooooooo
Four episodes in and I don't think they've realised that "Shut Up I'm Talking" is used to interject as someone had interrupted you
isn't that what it's named after
I think my frontal lobe is now in the back of my head after that pee segment. Funniest thing ever though
Currently vaping in the bath but can't stop that Tommy and Jack podcast grind. My doctor told me to slowly turn to vaping so i can quit smoking cigarettes, that's literally the only reason i still vape and it has helped a lot with slowing down cigs. I have a few months were i quit then i relapse but I'm getting there. Kids shouldn't be vaping though, and it is a sick market ruining people
i hope average harry is a guest soon!
Ye, this was really validating. I have other friends who are picky eaters who are doing better or who have intense sensory adversions/autism, but they eat just about anything. I'm the one that becomes the issue when we're going out to eat. I went through 2 13 hr flights where all I ate was a pack of snack cookies and a chocolate because the food made me gag to look at or think about eating.
It’s ok man, it happens to all of us at one point in our life. I’ve accidentally went in the men’s room before, it’s terrifying when you realize, but most people actually won’t bat an eye.
these two having such a normal conversation about paranoia is so funny sorry its like waow u truly get it
I’m crying Jack whipping his head around in shock is so funny 😭 you’d think he’d be used to Tommy but no!
"600 quid!" Dying 🤣
Always listening to this podcast when I'm cooking for my family! 🙌
the chicken porridge talk made me laugh so hard as an asian 🙏
REAL LMAO
the ketchup hate is so valid. so real.
not Tommy fighting to stay awake all podcast- like you can see him blinking heavily like he's trying to keep his eyes open
this episode is the best one so far for sure - super funny when you guys start messing with each other and ‘arguing’
47:10 i remember in year 11, my class and i were talking to our science teacher about ghosts and he said something along the lines of how they physically cant exist because the whole concept of a ghost is to do with someone's 'soul' and a 'soul' cant live without like a body, i suppose. I started doing EPQ as an extra thing in sixth form - its basically a 5000 word essay with a production log and every thing - and i was talking to my supervisor about ghosts, because my EPQ question is to do with psychology, and she said that around 90% of mentally stable people hallucinate, whether that's physical or audible and we got onto the topic of ghosts and I've had several incidences where I've seen things in corridors and things have moved by them selves in my bedroom and I've just always said it was a ghost but since having my science teacher explain how ghosts cant exist and a, somewhat, psychologist say about hallucinations, I'm like 97% sure that all 'ghost sightings' have been hallucinations. crazy stuff
i love watching these when im stoned lots of love kings
i love this podcast (its the only one ive ever listened to/watched)
Same
the chicken porridge was probably congee and not porridge! They're similar but not quite the same thing. in china pretty much all "porridges" are salty and we typically don't like things that are too sweet. I always say the biggest praise u can get on ur baking/cooking from a Chinese person is "it's not too sweet". Anyways I'm really glad u enjoyed it even though it was very culturally different! I can strongly recommend eating it while sick😋
CHAT WAKE UP THE KINGS HAVE UPLOADED
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The whole food conco was so responsible. Anyone I eat with doesn't understand the rage and upset that foods cause
Yes someone else who gets the weird feeling!!! It's in my chest and on my skin and sometimes like someone's watching. I don't want to believe in ghosts, but I do due to experiences I have had and this feeling I get (which gets a bit too weird at times)
I baffled a "witch" once who I was just talking to about ghosts. I got the feeling I got watched my specifically an old man stood in the corner. Apparently, there is an elderly ghost that haunts there that she speaks to in rituals 😂
Tommy and Jack arguing about the best Taylor Swift songs was something I didn’t know I needed lol
been waiting all week for this
You guys are getting really good at this (I guess it's not that different to live streaming), But I found this really funny.
I listen to these while doing my makeup its great
I also do this! Podcasts with a video element are great doing makeup content because you don’t really have to watch
Been having a bad week mentally thanks for the episode it helped :}
tom not knowing "GARLIC??? BREAD??" Peter Kay bit is devastating
hopefully he knows rhys james though
I wait for this podcast every week! Actually obsessed
"you look edited in" IM CRYING LMAOOOO
Trying to eat cereal during the entire start of this episode was like running a marathon
Start 0:00
End 1:07:53
So helpful ty man
I’ve have literally been waiting YIPPPEEEEEE
Sam and Colby look a lil weird here..
18:45 i related too deeply to this, i literally eat each part of a meal in a specific order
33:53 SAME i check if the mirrors are one way
22:32 the funniest thing I’ve seen all day was Tom remembering his worst enemy 🤣
jack talking about cereal is so real. I would genuinely eat cereal without milk
loving these so much
tom is so real with the couscous, i was forced to eat it with pork when i was in childcare and like a decade later i still can't eat either
Praying that Jack learns that the porridge is a dish called congee, I assume they called it porridge for ease of English speakers
Shake it off IS the best one!
(Im an olivia rodrigo fan)
5:14 we love motherinnit LMAO
1:05:40 TEARS RICCOCHET MIENTUON ‼️‼️‼️ god I love that song
The phobia for ketchup is a real thing, I also have it, and so do a few other TH-camrs. It’s called “mortuusequusphobia”, a proper tongue twister, I know, I hope this helps anyone who was curious or experiences this!
39:23 "To me, that's a human right" seems funny to me because 1. I don't consider charging your phone a human right. 2. I usually hear this in about period products.
PRAYERS FOR THE WORM 🙏🙏 also loving this podcast guys
Jack isn’t the only one who does ghost hunting too and have witnessed some things with some friends that we inexplicably and that we don’t even know what happened ourselves.
27:55 i actually did throw something up when he said that, i have such a consuming fear of people's spit and germs being around me on places i can't escape from and LICKING FINGERS IS MY KRYPTONITE IT MAKES ME START CRYING I'M ACTUALLY GONNA KMS NEVER COME TO MK PLEASE
Waiting for my vocal lesson to start but nothing can stop the shut up im talking grind 💪
Yall talking about the ghost visit with sam and colby makes me laugh because its genuinely a 5min walk from me
this episode, “schlommyinnit” continues to regale fables of pissing himself
tommy is the type of guy to either live a hero, or die to make himself become the villain