Never Buy a Round-Trip Flight for $42 - Mario Tory
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ธ.ค. 2020
- Mario Tory details his experience flying with Spirit Airlines, including what happened when he tried to check his 84-pound bag. (Contains strong language.)
Original airdate: July 16, 2017
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“Sir -you paid $42 for this flight. You don’t care about your life!”
Dead😂
Flat out dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like your PfP.
@@licentiousdreams game recognize game.
Facts
“You packing stuff you haven’t even worn in your own city”.. read me why don’t ya 😭😂
😂😂😂 I feel attacked
Facts. I’m highly offended LOL. Like sir. Please mind your business LOL
That’s so true!!!
I might wanna wear dis in LA!
“That’s why we call it Spirit..... we bout to Pray up here!” 🤣🤣🤣
"Sit down!"
💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because the pilot bout to be on some "fake it til I make it" mindset🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
It's the *TRUTH* that makes it *HILARIOUS*
Spirit was cool just more squished than expected
Fly Spirit if you want. You gone mess around and be a spirit. 😂
Damn 😆 🤣
😂😂😂 stop dat damn lying
@@laquntetrumble you know it’s true 🤣
HA 🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I booked spirit once and learned my lesson. The stewardess said, “Hey, hey, hey we gotta balance this plane out!!!” She started randomly moving people from their seats. Right then I knew I messed up by booking them. Prayed the whole time and told God to forgive me for being so cheap.
😂😂
Your reaction is funny but..All airplanes have to be balanced if it's lightly loaded or not a lot of bags in the cargo area underneath.. *Former airline operations guy*
All of these types of comments help me balance out the other people who tell me "No, Spirit's great value." Respectfully, FOH.
They had to balance the plane because of your obese self
Bro stop it 🤣😂🤣
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!🤣
I just love how Spirit Airlines is a WHOLE-ass punchline. 🤣
"I paid 42 dollars I'm somebody!!!" 🤣
His delivery alone is very unique. I can see him going far (if he hasn't already).
A lot of comedians sound similar & have the same cadence.
I was about to fall asleep. He sound like he preaching,
his delivery is unique but too bad he isn't funny.
The moment he said Spirit ..that's it! you know nothing can't go right..
Worst flying experience ever!!!!
@@cardo92w Tell me about it! ..
Spirit is the epitome of "You get what you pay for!!!"
You gots to pay for everything tho, A blanket, a snack, a drink. I'm surprised they don't have a key to the bathroom that you gots to pay for
@@zontroiralexander7177 don't give them any more ideas 😂
We just flew spirit for the first time with my daughter in more than 10 years. She was livid and couldn’t believe I booked spirit. She is like, “mama is someone dying in Texas? Is there a family emergency? No? Then why are we flying spirit? I can’t believe the audacity” lol she was complaining the entire way to Texas and back to Michigan. I started complaining about the flight she is like, “well you should’ve booked through delta. Heck you could’ve picked JetBlue or United but no you picked spirit. That’s what we gonna end up as, spirits.” Smh
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Smart girl!!!
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩
😂😂🤦🏽♀️
i’m crying! she said “that’s what we gonna end up like, spirits”
😂😂😂
The fact that he sounds like a hip pastor is why he even has my attention. I’m waiting for all this to sum up in how good god is 😂
Lol
SAME!!!! 😂
All the time! 😆
he sounds like Trae Tha Truth and Chris Rock had a kid
I was sittin over here talm bout “god is good” like imma hear the “all the time” back from him and the crowd 😂😂
I’m mad everybody in the story knew how much his ticket cost lmao 😂😂😂
SO true! Dragged my widowed mom all over the country for years on Spirit for cheap, backpacked up. $29 DC to LA 3 times. Priceless, lol!
I almost died on spirit airlines! There was so much turbulence, my spirit left my body. Stewardess broke her ankle, limping through the isles checking on us!
limpin 😂 thas dedication
dont lie on that stewardess
@@rillyjo5810 true story. Probably didn't brake it but I saw her get fkd up. She could hardly walk. I didn't stick around to find out if it was broken. But to an 18 year old, it was major
@@mirandaturner8767 haha
😬😬😬 sheesh
I laughed but was so distracted at his beautiful beard, waves, body and raspy voice. Funny and handsome.
You need some water
Lol she done got hot
@@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 - lmbo 💀🤣🤣💀
Yessssss
@@certifiedyaminspector-dadd6224 and you need some lotion. 💅🏾
This dude is going places.
For $42 and a prayer, but he's going places.
This man talk like a preacher....I was ready to run to the organ and back him up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
he a pastor in his past life 😂😂
Not sure what you mean, he's a certified pastor in THIS life right now.
He got the voice of a 386lb 62 year old black man who may or may not have smoked cigs they entire life.
Lmao!!! Don't he??
@@lovinmycurvescurls3842 Cigs N Henny for every meal since he was 12. Definitely doin his thing up there.
The may or may not is what killed this for me 😅😅😅
@@ericsmith5288 The ex crackhead that found Jesus and preaches the gospel every chance they get.
Him and Patrice O'Neal should have had opposite voices.
RIP Patreeky.
When i read $42 in the title i already knew it was spirit, however i thought it was going to be a trip to Miami lol
Right. I came to hear his Spirit horror story.
Bruh
This got to be the funniest....and realest story I’ve heard about flying! I can relate! 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
"Old man soft spots" 🤣
Mans said “I had all my shoes on”!
with all them clothes on even if they crash he gone be fine! lol
😂 right.
💯😂😂
If a preacher turned into a comedian🤣🤣😂😂😂
Timberlands over flip flops. Walking like a gingerbread man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 I just got that "You'll never catch me."
Close your eyes and it's Kirk Franklin 😂😂😂
That's exactly what I said 😂
Why is he speaking to my life right now 😂😂 this is me every time I fly spirit which is fortunately and unfortunately often
I lost it when he said he put alllll his clothes on 🤣🤣
In all seriousness, there's nothing wrong with being cheap. Invest your money guys. Delayed gratification
Not with airline travel. Just not worth the headache. Most people don't fly that often, so it makes more sense to catch a sensible flight......red eye Tuesdays are the best.
@@akatobi2002 If you pack light it's not really an issue. Bottom line is it gets you to your destination
There's a difference between cheap and frugal. You have to more factors than just price. Quality can pay for itself over time
@@rkhound247 true
Yes there is in certain cases! I would definitely rather pay a little bit more to be comfortable and not have to worry about all the damn extra fees! Also to start off investing you need to have a little something anyways. If you already broke that $20 extra is it going to make you rich.
If Pinky from Next Friday had a son from the South...that's all I hear in his voice 🤣
The end killed me 🤣🤣😩☠️✈️
He said that he had on Timberlands and flip flops 😂😂😂
i literally have tears rolling down my face laughing at that visual
LMAO “oh y’all must’ve heard about it”
yes, sir. we already know about trash Spirit
I flew Spirit to Houston, Texas two years ago! Ended up buying a train ticket back to LA, had us packed like sardines in that little plane. Train ride took longer, but the comfort was like night and day! If you're over 6ft tall don't fly Spirit, lesson learned.
This man talked about my life as if he knew me😩😭😂😂😭. I feel violated😂😂😂. I'm somebody dammit😂
This crowd was waacckkkkk! He would have killed in Atlanta!
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT'CHO LIFE, SIT DOWN SIR 😂 hellnawww
Bruh!!! Never seen u before but it was funny. Keep grinding and do who u r sir!!!!!!
"You betnot check a bag..."😭😭😭
Spirit is a hot mess lol. But it got me to where I needed. 🤣😂🤣
Exactly!
Sit down SIR😂
A gingerbread man!? I can’t with this guy! 🤣🤣☠️☠️
Brother timberland & flip flops?! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I need cough syrup after listening to Mario.
Awesome username
@@raemin-laanmcneil8449 XD
This is giving me flashbacks of my old Army days, waiting for a 'hop' on a red eye to God knows where! 😂
This was great. How am I just now hearing of this funny man?!!! 🤣😂🤣
I felt like I was watching a special 😂one of the funniest 5 mins
It was a tough crowd this was hilarious 😂
not really a tough crowd, he dragged it out too long
"Scale ain't nuthin but this high off tha ground" HA!
Funny. I was just asking how a round-trip from Fl to NY was $37, lol.
Cuz its a 37% chance of survival
"Spirit"...that is a horrible name for airlane...never thought about that.
Camera man the real MVP!😎📽
Babeee... this has me rolling.. he is an awesome storyteller.. loved his voice.. from the south we like the raspy
Yes we do! 🤤
I had the nerve to book a last min flight with them and something told me not to! They took my $300 for the one way flight to Florida from New York saying that I was a no show... when I made it all the way to the gate and watched the ramp agents load the last bit of bags on to the plane and made eye contact with the pilot. After rushing due to a car accident that backed traffic up for over an hour 😩... I actually made it to the gate but just shy of maybe like 2 mins of when the doors closed. I contacted spirit after they offered me no rebooking options in the airport... after waiting for about an hour on hold the agent said I was a no show and never made it to the airport so I forfeit my flight and that I lost out on my money. 😩... So me going through security and getting to my gate abd making eye contact with the pilot must of been an out of body experience. Let’s not forget I must of paid about $70 to check one bag around 45lbs. I couldn’t even be mad because I shouldn’t have even played myself and booked that terrible and poor quality ass airline! I don’t care if it’s the last flight on earth .... I’d walk to Japan barefoot before booking with SPIRIT!
That’s why we called this spirit 🤣🤣🤣
He put on all his clothes
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This came on when I went to the back room I thought a pastor was preaching on my phone lol
Ghost ain’t dead, this is Ghost life after Power lol
GINGERBREAD MAN… Took my SOUL! 😂😂😂
Bruh! As soon as he opened his mouth, I knew he was from home 😂 ATL 🙌🏾
3:50 *wheezeeeee* 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 I did what every sensible grown adult would've done....I put everything on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I paid 42 dollars, I'm somebody" 😂😂
His voice is wonderful😍
I bought a $42 flight London to Belgium. Was dropped off in Amsterdam.
Loved this, lol!
He's Smoking 🔥☝️That's ME all the way 😂😂
Hahahahaha the title made me crack tf up!
Yo bruh funny! 😂 Dope set man. Dope!
This was hilarious!
I never seen this guy before but now I’m hooked, hilarious
ahahaha bruh! Who is this. How have I never heard of this guy! Bro is hilarious lol I'm bout to look up all this mans vids
Lmao 🤣 that was hilarious
The title had me laughing before I clicked.. LOL..
He is hilarious and his delivery is on point!!!! It's the eyebrow farrow and the voice for me though....
I got the urge to drink water after watching this vid
I just flew Delta a few days ago. My wife and I had three suitcases plus a suitcase for each of our three grandchildren - FOUR HUNDRED FORTY DOLLARS! It goes like this: The first two are $30 each. The next two are $40 each. Next $150 each!
30x2 $60
40X2$ $80
150x2 = $300
----------------------
$440.00
DO NOT CHECK BAGS! It'll never go back to the way it was. NEVER!
I screamed!!! FUNNY
Hilariously funny!🤣🤣
I prepaid my bag before my flight, not knowing there was a 40lbs weight limit, it wasn’t listed on their website. I had a 50lb bag. I ended up paying an additional $100 to my destination and an additional $100 back and the checked bag fee was already $40. In total, I paid about $280 round trip just in bag fees! 😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
#NeverAgain!
😂😂😂😂 flawless set king
NOT TIMBS AND FLIP FLOPS!!! 🤣😂🤣😭😭💀
The title alone had me crackin up lmao
i just became a millionaire yesterday and it feels great. throwing this out in the oblivion of the internet
Buy a Bow & Arrow... You'll thank me later.
This is Jeff Bezo pet iguana
Send me $100😂
Man this is hilarious!!!!
I'm dead! This guy slaps!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HILARIOUS!!!!!
I wore 9 dresses at the same time to avoid a bag fee. True story. Thank God it was winter
2:00 🤣yeeeaah
Yo I’m crying 😂😂😂
Lmao spirit will come through with cheap flights 😂
His delivery isn't for everyone but his material is legit funny.
He looks a little like Ghost (Omari Hardwick)
Now look here. Neither Ghost nor Omari would ever ... EVER ... fly Spirit.
“Old mens soft spots” 😂😂😂😂😂
Bravo!!!!
Amazing story teller
BOOK IT! LMAO
😂 Spirit Airlines ⚰️
his voice 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Straight facts. His Testimony matches mine. 🤣😆😁👋👋👋