@@ShinyyDuckkpan dulce literally does mean sweet bread and it looks fucking delicious. Idk how I'd even get access to something like a concha or a picon here in the UK without using amazon
As an Italian, as a milanese especially, I'm proud it's panettone that finally broke your ego, even if you can't admit it. That panettone is denser than antimatter bro
@@giyuutomioka6974 Basically he has a big ego when it comes to baking, and since he made a panettone wrong they all took the chance to flame him, basically the mistake is his panettone was super dense when it's supposed to be super soft
New Weapon Obtained: BRICKNETTONE Description: Denser than Portal 2's Wheatley. Unlocked after getting Score -100 on the Baking Minigame Stats: Base DMG: ∞, Durability: 10000, Close-Range,
@@Stegorex_1112I will put it in terms i can comfortably express, if Michael Schumacher is confident about driving there’s no problem, he’s a professional driver and also a Champion, arguably the best to ever exist… If a rookie uses the same driving lines as he does but he’s slower, ruins the tyres too much and he’s equally as confident that’s not confidence, that’s arrogance
@@K5iveeeeeeeeee none of it felt satirical? I swear you guys are the same type of people to say "it was just a joke bro" after you destroy someone's house.
Hey dude, italian baker here. Appreciate the effort, but panettone is only made with sourdough starter, yeast will make it only an imitation/inferior version that'll last a day. Panettone is made to last a month or more for shelf life
(Italian here too) the biggest problem I saw was how dry it was Panettone is a bit dry but this was just bread with dried fruit, panettone is fluffy and moist. I am not a baker so I don't know exactly what he did wrong, but this definitely is not panettone
As an italian i must say this really broke your ego. a panettone is supposed to be really airy. you should be able to feel all of the layers in it. That panettone you made is denser than a brick
That panettone is more dense than an average discord mod Also a TH-camr by the name of letsKWOOk made a video of him making panettone which took him days it was good ok panettone but he bought a real bakery made panettone the reason im saying this is that his panettone was simlar to louis’ panettone which basically shows a comparison Also his panettone will probably never be as authentic as a real panettone as some bakery’s use decade old yeast starters which he probably doesn’t have the patience or effort to do that
What do you mean humbled? His baklava wasn’t good. His dragon beard candy wasnt good he’s been humbled. Plenty of times. He’s really just not that good.
To all the people saying panettone isn’t good anyways. First of all, That’s just an excuse for how poor of an attempt he did. 2nd of all, panettone is fucking amazing if you don’t buy it from Walmart or some shit like that. Calling it fruit cake has to be one of the 7 deadly sins.
That panettone can survive a nuclear explosion. In fact, if the buildings in Hiroshima were made of whatever that is, they wouldn't have been destroyed at all💀💀💀
Dear Louis, I just wanted to thank you for giving my whole village the necessary material to create our house. That panettone was so dense that we survived a tornado, and it kept us warm in the winter months. Once again I cannot thank you enough for that gift you gave to the industrial world. We are starving however so maybe one day you could make us a panettone we can actually eat.
Excuse me, but being an Italian, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HATING? It's not just a fruit cake or a muffin, it's a traditional sweet bread with dried grapes and candied citrus fruits
As someone who has made them professionally in a professional bakery I can confirm that this is miles away from panettone. You did about every step wrong while making this. Let’s ignore the pronounciation and start with the yeast. You should ferment your dough with a lievito madre, a stiff sourdough starter. The lower pH gives it amazing keeping qualities and the flavour is much deeper. Secondly the order of mixing the ingredients is wrong. You should start with making a basic dough, then add the butter and eggyolks. Is you add all your liquids first and last the flour, the dough is too wet and you can never build sufficient gluten. Then you should ferment the dough till tripled in size and then add more flour, sugar, butter, yolks, honey, fruit and water. Traditionally you put candied orange and lemon cubes in, a panettone with only raisins is not a thing. Also your final dough is way too dry. As a result it didn’t rise enough, due to lack of gluten structure and yeast power. The final product is something that is way too dense, dry and off in flavour to be called a panettone, but you said it yourself, you have made fruitcake. And you’re right, baking is very easy if you make something and come up with a recipe that cuts more than half the time, ingredients and nescesary steps and still call it a panettone🤦 try again without making just a cake and mixing raisins through, try making the real thing because for this you didn’t have to buy the paper milds at all, just use a cake tin
He seems like the type of person to walk into a professional kitchen/bakery and leave 20 minutes later crying his ass off. Making/baking food is not necessarily the hard part. The hard part is prepping for hundreds of recipes, setting all the equipment up, making everything next to perfect and all the same, and then cleaning up. Baking by itself is fun, baking professionally sucks. There is a reason I quit the bakery I used to work at. I didn’t want to wake up at 1am, work my ass off, be stressed constantly, then go home and sleep the day away.
First stage of grief: denial
Second Stage: Anger.
Third Stage: Bargaining.
Fourth Stage: Depression.
Fifth Stage: Acceptance.
@@shiningblade2083bro is never gonna reach the 5th stage, hes just gonna go to the 4th and then repeat it 😭😭
@Cri4ket agreed
@@Sherbert1118 Until he realizes that, that toxic cycle will keep repeating for the rest of his life.
@@shiningblade2083cruella: well, id like to add 1 more: *Revenge*.
Beo is getting flamed by every Italian on TH-cam for that panettone 💀
fr
sensitive ahh Guido snowflakes can't handle this guy made a better pannetone than all of Italy combined
As he should
As an Italian his ego shouldn't be thriving
reminds be of when he basically made meringues instead of pavlova as an Australian im still waiting for an apology for that insult
As an italian, i can confirm that this panettone is broken. It should be like a cloud and super soft. Nuh uh, that's not a panettone
bro wtf, why is this 100 likes
That is (or at least looks) like a pan dulce, a sweet bread that we eat in Argentina in Christmas and new year
If you look up panettone half of them are super light and airy and the other half look just like this
@@muhilan8540 confirmed.
@@ShinyyDuckkpan dulce literally does mean sweet bread and it looks fucking delicious. Idk how I'd even get access to something like a concha or a picon here in the UK without using amazon
close! but thats a cinder block!
Best comment 😭😭😭
CONVERT THE DOUGH TO A CONCRETE MIX
close! but thats a retarded comment!
Not just a cinder block. That is a neutron star
This series is basically, "baking but I just recipe and ignore all criticism if its bad"
Yeah, and we’re all falling for the reaction bait💀
"i just recipe" 😭
Literally @@lodestar3984
what’s he supposed to do? eyeball it when he’s never made it and ISNT ITALIAN? weird huh?
@@maccoolnesswhat does being Italian have to do with baking something you've never seen or made?
im brazillian and we always have that around christmas time. that is the SADDEST looking panetone i've ever seen
As a Brazilian I agree
as a brazilian I can confirm too the fact that it has so little fruit
Brazilian here, esse coisa não tá boa não, tá massudo
@@oitopmeme845 né, quase não tem frutinha
@@oitopmeme845 O que ele fez é só pão com fruta, e pouca fruta ainda.
It was so dense he had to hit his chest to get it out 💀
Lmao
Buy some sliced bread at Walmart and shove some raisins into it. Same results much less effort
Walmart sells raisin bread. And don't mess my raisin bread
Bro can reconstruct another planet with this
I don't know why y'all call this the "Panettone Incident" it's literally an irl lego brick
wdym "irl lego brick" what lego bricks aren't irl 😭😭😭
@@Kiwitherat545 the virtual ones in the games prob 🤷
I’m crying seeing this as an italian😭
Bro got humbled
Heard New York is suffering from housing shortages, you should send over that concrete to help them.
Finally an actually funny comment
Blow this shit up like my ass after eating this pannetone
top tier
NAHHHH THIS MUST BE TH-cam'S BEST COMMENT 💀💀
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen today
He punched his chest because he was choking with that densed panettone lmao
Lol how did this got so many likes
😂
Underrated comment 😂
This made me cry out of laughter
😂😂😂
@@Mojudunks05very
He made a dry ass fruit muffin and called it Panettone 💀
“In the end these come out looking and tasting perfect” after crodie made a bread so dense it absorbs all frequencies of light
Well that’s what it’s called smartass
@@thiccchungo1041LMFAO
Guys what if we report it for misinformation-
Lol
For real
I love how when he fails he avoids the comment section
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cause these ego videos are all a joke
real
@@YeYe-wd7vqyou aren't any better
@ImnotBritish166 idk what I did but ok lol. If my comment didn't make sense I'm saying these videos are satire
good work! Now make something edible❤️
HAHAGAHHAH
That actually made me laugh out loud
im madly in love with you
😂
@@ilikecake13 yyyy- you're ccchhh- cheating on me??? Oh my goodness
As an Italian, as a milanese especially, I'm proud it's panettone that finally broke your ego, even if you can't admit it. That panettone is denser than antimatter bro
😂😂
so what your saying is he just wont admit to failing because "baking at crap and I'm a god" stuff is annoying
They could build the wall between the US and Mexico with that shit, it's supposed to be light and airy but looks dense af
@@gioojisba2758 damn
@@gioojisba2758 💀💀 NAH BRO YOU CAN CONSTRUCT THE WHOLE WALL OF CHINA
He wasn't lying when he said he had no idea what panattone is-
lol
That's hardly edible, you eat it and die bc of how dense it is
@@agentfelixscpitnah you’d get sucked into it
@@agentfelixscpitNot true. The good ones are soft and yummy 😋
@@CeciliaBORRAThat's exactly what the guy said....
Baking shit i've never baked before ❌
Baking shit, i've never baked before ✅
LMFAOOO
perfect comment
@@Pouffycatdidnt expect a gd player here
I don't get it@@marbigaming
@@Xrk-krx GD is a Game and it stands for "Geometry Dash" and his Profile Picture represents one of the Icons in the Game that's why "GD Player"
So close! That’s a neutron star
So close! Try finding an original comment next time, instead of just following a trend.
@Laurenceomance so close! i couldn't care less about the guy, it just pisses me off when i see people being annoying over a piece of overbaked bread
@@flamefirestarterrI mean.. it isn’t panettone.
@@flamefirestarterr
exactly, just a piece of bread, not panettone like he claims.
@@flamefirestarterrfirst off he doesn’t admit when he failed, and he’s done this several times before
Smart move on the comments section to make him bake something Italian so that they could critique him to the max 💀
r/woosh
@@shadow-bladesamurai5773 that's what I meant
@temperedclass sorry, my bad
@@shadow-bladesamurai5773 lmao
Rehehehhe
Good job! Now try making Panettone ❤️
Lmao
Lmao
Fax
Frfr
Lmao
Did I miss the part where he actually made a panettone
Nope. This is the entire video. Sorry i wanted to see him make a panettone as well
He did make a panettone, he just didn’t do it right
@@MemeaphoneCompany r/wooooosh
So this is where it all started
yes
Me personally, im wondering why people have basically started a pannetone uprising.
I tried so hard to find this
I don’t know why I did not just search it up
@@giyuutomioka6974 Ikr
@@giyuutomioka6974 Basically he has a big ego when it comes to baking, and since he made a panettone wrong they all took the chance to flame him, basically the mistake is his panettone was super dense when it's supposed to be super soft
Bro can ATTACK someone with that hard ass Panettone
😂😂😂😂😂
BRICKNETTONE
PANETTONE
Requirement: Unlocked After Cake Dimension Level
STATS: ATK: 750 DEF: 320: RANGE: 1
New Weapon Obtained:
BRICKNETTONE
Description: Denser than Portal 2's Wheatley.
Unlocked after getting Score -100 on the Baking Minigame
Stats: Base DMG: ∞, Durability: 10000, Close-Range,
I bet the panettone isn’t as hard as my co-
The panettone comments brought me here :v
same bro
I spent so long looking for this that the algorithm is going to send me nothing but this dude until the day I die
Sameeee
Same 😂
Same
This is the same stuff Thor’s hammer was forged out of
😂🤣💀⚰️
Uru
💀
🤣
Bro got the neutron star panetonne
🗣💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶
lmao
lol
We love a science based roast
@@RachaelLongLastName ong
@@RachaelLongLastNameYummy!
that panettone is denser than the sun
It's not panettone it's Peppa pigs toes 😂
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING DUDE
@@dbcooper.bro tf does that even mean
@@Brodyyer do not know what Peppa Pig is
denser than uranium but still tastes good
He should go on a baking show. The judges would destroy him.
For sure
he only knows how to follow recipes anyway
Fr and he is confident I hate it like he is not a god
@@Stegorex_1112I will put it in terms i can comfortably express, if Michael Schumacher is confident about driving there’s no problem, he’s a professional driver and also a Champion, arguably the best to ever exist… If a rookie uses the same driving lines as he does but he’s slower, ruins the tyres too much and he’s equally as confident that’s not confidence, that’s arrogance
@@Stegorex_1112 nothing per say, however.. he's arrogant, and has a God complex. He's TOO confident.
That thing was the iceberg that sunk the titanic
LMAOOO
LMAOOO
LMAOOO
LMAOOO
LMAOOO
That ain’t no Panettone. That’s a Brick of Bread with Berries
That’s what panettone is
@@DietyOfStormsRaizen Panettone aint that dense buddy
@@vodvillain it doesn’t matter, if you think it does then you should go back in your diaper, cry baby
@@DietyOfStormsRaizenhave you ever had it it’s suppose to be light and airy your thinking of fruit cake that shit js a brick
That shit more dense than an antivaxxer💀
"Baking is easy" proceeds to avoid soft kneading.
At this point he is a baker
His pannetone is denser than a neutron star.
I mean it’s easy to bake for him but it’s not easy to bake *well* 😭
i’m not a baker but i bake as a hobby with no proper technique, what’s soft kneading?
@@hashiro009 i believe kneading with hands
I am glad that Panettone finally broke his winning streak... That "panettone" (antimatter in disguise) he made is thicker than his skull 💀💀💀
He also made awful macrones
He also failed at Macaroons and Dragons beard candy, but he doesn’t like to admit it
Oh his winning streak didn’t exist he just doesn’t like to admit it
@@loseftheman9474because it’s all for laughs bro…. He’s playing up the character for a bit. Litteraly nobody ever is that pretentious
@@K5iveeeeeeeeee none of it felt satirical?
I swear you guys are the same type of people to say "it was just a joke bro" after you destroy someone's house.
That panettone is so dense it curved the fabric of space-time
Dawg that panettone is so dense it has a gravitational pull 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Omfg that's so good😂😂😂
shits so dense light can’t escape it 😭🙏
Thats denser than a black hole💀
🤓well all things have a gravitational pull just at varying degrees based on mass of the object
His ego has finally been humbled, my bucket list is complete
You drool when you sleep
(Jokes - if you know you know)
I think you have a creepy stalker here.👀
@@CB_2020 nah just a refrence to a book
I know....from the percy jackson series😂
@@CB_2020 Oh alr - wasn't sure if you knew 🤣
That panettone is denser than you 💀
💀
how do i favourite a comment
@@VitaminCNSYwhat?
@Lin-wt4yd you have to be the creator goofy
@@VitaminCNSYyou have to be the creator of the vid genius
My grandmother was watching over my shoulder and she looked at the brick and just sighed
😂
So this is the “Panettone Incident”
Last time something similar happened, was the Gubbio incident 😰
@@pipporippo2738madonna questa è per palati fini
No, it was the TikTok shrimp pasta video
𝚒𝚔𝚛☻︎
Righttt
If that’s a Panettone, then i’m Elon Musk lol
wassup elon
Because you're less thick?
Hi elon
Give me 175$ in exchange of my pinky finger
1000th like
bro was holding back tears after eating that brick 💀💀
The final shot where he is bashing his chest: Those eyes are of someone who has just finished choking
Guys, stop roasting him for his terrible panettone, i can’t like all the comments
LMAO
💀
Same
👁️👄👁️
Bruhh
Bro made galvanized steel with raisins
LMFAO GALVANIZED STEEL
Bro could make an engine block out of that panettone
This comment is soo underrated
@@donatczene-polgar8387 raisins from your aunt
@@surrealtastic🤣🤣🤣
Hey dude, italian baker here. Appreciate the effort, but panettone is only made with sourdough starter, yeast will make it only an imitation/inferior version that'll last a day. Panettone is made to last a month or more for shelf life
other than that, I dig your channel dude
(Italian here too) the biggest problem I saw was how dry it was
Panettone is a bit dry but this was just bread with dried fruit, panettone is fluffy and moist. I am not a baker so I don't know exactly what he did wrong, but this definitely is not panettone
Anything like this would only sit out for 30 minutes before it disappears down my gullet. My gluttony has beaten you.
@@nicholasburnett9685 Hey a dude who is respectful and knows that this is satire.Very nice
Non Italian here. Even if I'm not Italian some Italian soul took over my body because I am angry at this dude
Baking ain't shit, im a god an- **panettone drops and shatters the floortiles**
Doesn’t matter, that shit can replace the floortiles
@@Terence_sddgROBLOX that shit can replace an bunker
@@steve8282 skyscraper stage material
That shit the real life bedrock
@@shurificate titanium material
Baking shit ive never baked before ❌️
Baking? Shit, I've never baked before ✅️
lol
😂😂😂
LMAAOO
Baking shit. I never baked before ✅️
Did you copy this, I know that there’s always same comments but still
He didnt lie when he said “baking shit” 💀
Lmao
LMAOO
Lmaooooo
@@JamalJackson-jt6juNo way im trusting a guy who has the most goofy username and pfp.
As an italian the real panettone is heaven. He did worse than the one that u buy in the grocery shop
As an italian i must say this really broke your ego. a panettone is supposed to be really airy. you should be able to feel all of the layers in it. That panettone you made is denser than a brick
Id still eat it
@@yea-go4fnnot the point
@@Sheep_Lord id still eat it.
@@yea-go4fn 🎉
As a person who has had panettone, that did NOT look like panettone
That ain’t panettone, your bread is way too dense while panettone has airy layers
Fr
@louisgantus
Me who has never had it:🗿
I have had it and it is not paddetonne
Cry about it, you people aren’t even white
"This was hardly a challenge"
*Proceeds to make a fruit cake that resembles Captain americas sheild*
Yeah... indestructible
Why did that catch me off guard
Ignore the haters, it's actually really impressive how you managed to pick up that block of tungsten
Great comment
hope he reads it just because it starts nice
Good ass comment
Congrats you win the comment section . This is gold .
😭😭
Thats not panettone buddy the series ended a while ago but it officially ends here💀💀💀
It’s still going because it’s literally rage bait and people like u make this series possible by engagement 💀
true bro is delulu
@@bruhman2565 Yeah its crazy how many people don't realize that this is satire
@@bruhman2565"it's rage bait, so any critique is worthless even if I fail horribly"
@@bruhman2565"bro chill it's just a joke-" where's the punchline?
The way the comment section is literally cooking Louis just like he over cooked that brick😭
DAMNNNN
You could make a house out of your panettones and not even the big bad wolf would be able to knock it over
That was a good one
Lmfao
Bro I can't..🤣🤣🤣🤣
like that ben & holly episode!
When I tell u this is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day🤣🤣
These roasts are crazy 💀
FR 💀
Nah cause most of these comments arent holding back 💀
Ignore all the haters, it's honestly fascinating how you made food that can be easily used as a city block material
ikr i never knew some peoples shit bricks could be denser then antimatter
Tf you mean food?
Nahh, they saying that bcz of his ginormous ego
@@zeenmeeri that ain't glazing 😭😭😭
@@hotbrewcoocoffeebro4376 OH SHOOT MY FAULT I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE COMMENT RIGHT 😭
"Baking shit” is an accurate representation of that Panettone
Pretty much 💀
That actually make me laugh out loud. That has to be the funniest thing i have seen in ages😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀🥺🥺🥺
if that is a Panettone, then James Charles is straight
FR He got Humbled😂
@@waynechannel9999yea even if he didn’t want to admit it
Lmao
Shut up wigga
These wiggers man 😭🙏
That panettone is more dense than an average discord mod
Also a TH-camr by the name of letsKWOOk made a video of him making panettone which took him days it was good ok panettone but he bought a real bakery made panettone the reason im saying this is that his panettone was simlar to louis’ panettone which basically shows a comparison
Also his panettone will probably never be as authentic as a real panettone as some bakery’s use decade old yeast starters which he probably doesn’t have the patience or effort to do that
I CANT-
Fat is not dense, do you even know the definition of it?
@@GreenCherry2”fat is not dense”
🤓☝️
@@Dafne-tt2iy cry about it
@@GreenCherry2 you seem like the one who cried when you posted your “fat isn’t dense” nerd ass comment.
Well done! Now make panettone!
"im a baking god" yeah cause you baked a neutron star
Underrated asf 😂
Ikr
For those who don’t understand a neutron stars and stars in general are very dense kind of like him
The way it took me a second to get that wtfff
@@Embappe_Broke was talking about the panettone but that works to i guess
You forgot a comma, it should be:
“Baking shit, I’ve never baked before”
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤💀💀💀💀
@@MELEMADE338Hes not saying louis isnt a talented baker, he just fucked over the panettone
🤓
@@victorchung1751 🤓
@@Kalakastik3 wrong
“And in the end these come out looking and tasting perfect-“ *LOUD INNCORRECT BUZZER*
Did he just put raisins in a bread and call in pannetone 😂
That looks so good.
Can you make pannetone next?
WOEAWENWOE WOWWWW
lmfao
underrated 😂
Crazy
HAH
He finally got humbled
Hes been humbled
What do you mean humbled? His baklava wasn’t good. His dragon beard candy wasnt good he’s been humbled. Plenty of times. He’s really just not that good.
Here me out though, he tried and had enough courage to do it. :)
@@goatcheeseeI mean to be fair, literally no one likes making puff pastry. It's a pain in the ass and isn't any better than the store bought shit.
@@goatcheeseei think that person meant in this series, he got humbled by messing up a baked good
the way every italian on youtube is roasting him for the panettone 😭😭
hey
none of these people are italian they're just little kids following a trend
@@flamefirestarterr I guess my dads bloodline was lying this whole time and im actually younger then I thought!
@@ohmygodguysitsafurry than*
*those@@flamefirestarterr
Yo Louis, you should join the construction industry. That recipe of yours is just the material those builders need to reinforce those buildings.
💀💀💀
If you put that under a hydraulic press, it would dent the press. That’s how dense it is. Hats off to you for being able to lift it up, though
NAHHH 💀 💀
DAAYYYUUUMM😭😭
Wild asf
shit's built like a tesla cybertruck 💀
and somehow the cybertruck is more reliable 💀
“But I never fail so no surprise there” had me dying 💀
Not only is this panettone another mistake, but so are those meringues you called pavlova.
facts and i was excited for the pavlovas too
and he was also to lazy to actually do the hard part of the meringue which is making it into a dome like shape
No fr as a kiwi and aus person I'm double offended at how he butchered pavlova and now this too 😮💨😒
@@leigh_cl6315 lol im from nz as well and it was so frustrating to see his final result
@@sketchpup5718 right it was just a tiny meringue 😭
Ignore the haters. It is impressive how you swallowed that block of metal.
💀💀
Nah this is wild
These comments man 💀💀
how is panettone even supposed to be like? This is already very airy imo. What are you even eating when eating panettone
@@Pbcvlpannatone is known to be super super airy
Good job you made bullet proof material from the panettone! ❤
Stop this comment is actually really underated
BULLET PROOF IS CRAZY
I’m putting this video on my playlist so I can laugh at this comment section every time
LMAO
hey Louis , I still can’t find the video where you made panettone , care to share a link ?
bro was shedding tears after biting into that boulder 💀
“i never fail” proceeds to fail dragons beard candy and macarons
Fr 💀
also add pavlova
Also makes baklava with store bought sheets 😂
and the panettone
@@pragyajain6259 And thinks he is good at baking.
Bro i need to know what kinda knife he uses because if it can even cut thru that damn rock then it’s a good ass knife
Good job on making a new element! Now all you have to do is make panettone.
“I never fail”
The Panettone:
Dragon’s beard Candy:
Macarons:
Baked alaska that never got baked:
He didn't fail at those either tf
llmao
@@jonersangco6905Bakedn’t Alaska.
“Baking shit” yeah u got that right
😂
“baking? shlt, i’ve never baked before” is also right
Its baking aint sh*t if u cant read properly or hear properly.
@@johngabriel2524 He clearly said "Baking shit" at the start of the video, maybe you're the one who can't read or hear properly
@@PigBrutes well clearly he is saying baking sh*t as in its easy asf. Dont think ur the mc buddy we arent.
Bro is getting violated by these people who work in bakeries 💀
“as someone who works in a bakery” mfs seeing this video:
I think my dog could make a better panettone than him
Most of these dudes are really just parroting what other people say
@@thenardo lol
@@thenardo lmfao ikfr
To all the people saying panettone isn’t good anyways. First of all, That’s just an excuse for how poor of an attempt he did. 2nd of all, panettone is fucking amazing if you don’t buy it from Walmart or some shit like that. Calling it fruit cake has to be one of the 7 deadly sins.
fruit cake is ass and so is that thing
more so a matter of opinions for the 2nd part
Bro made a fruit brick 💀
💀💀
He made fruitcake? No, this comparison is disrespectful to fruitcake
That’s not what a panettone should look like
It’s way too thick
You cry yourself to sleep every night because someone made a better Panettone than the entirety of Italy
@@GoodboigaminCorny
Uh thats what It should look like
@@Sani_loves_you how ignorant you gotta be the dude made just an average fruit cake and here you are kissing his ass for god knows what reason.
This guy ACTUALLY needs to keep his ego in check. He's screwed up like 4 recipes already-
I thought it was only 2 (this and the dragons beard)
@@idunno6844 pavlova and another recipe I can't remember but defo exists
His macarons were more burnt than my great grandpa
@@sagarasrani what was the fourth one?
@@idunno6844 Well I guess now it's the butter chicken lol
That pronunciation lost him the challenge already
Hes not humbled, he humbled Hercules for how he managed to lift that heavy brick.
Nah he humbled Sisyphus
@@strictlydonotcare2421 he was only rolling a chunk of that panettone up the hill
That panettone can survive a nuclear explosion. In fact, if the buildings in Hiroshima were made of whatever that is, they wouldn't have been destroyed at all💀💀💀
It can survive a Hypernova and a Gamma Ray Burst
@@SenorShadow1heck even the Big Bang explosion
@@Lego-Android16 fr
Not just that, scientists have finally seen a black hole up close
even if the devil comet will hit the earth this "Panettone" would be the surviver
LMAO bro makes the densest panettone’s of all time and says they’re good 😂
Denser than plasma
@@FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggyplasma ain't dense but ok
it's probably good with tea pr milk
How is there 0 likes and thousands of comments?
@@purplrshadowyay I’m not lying though so there was really no need to say that
Dear Louis, I just wanted to thank you for giving my whole village the necessary material to create our house. That panettone was so dense that we survived a tornado, and it kept us warm in the winter months. Once again I cannot thank you enough for that gift you gave to the industrial world. We are starving however so maybe one day you could make us a panettone we can actually eat.
In my opinion, this one beat you because it’s supposed to have light airairy layers and yours was very dense😅
Well done! Now try making Panettone ❤️
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Dudes comment is underrated af.
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if only the comment wasnt stolen
He thought he ate that “my ego is still thriving” too 💀🙏
if the twin towers where made of that they would have survived the planes
Lmao
LMFAOOOO
hahahahah
YOU DONT GET TO SAY THAT 😭😭
yes i do its a joke
as an italian, if i hat to mop the entire ocean, i would use that "panettone"
why are you mopping the entire ocean
what did you do
who hurt you
@@Terence_sddgROBLOX The Panettone is so thick that it can absorb an entire ocean.
That panettone looks like what I accidentally made as a 6 year old baking bread without yeast
The one he made looks like a muffin lmao
You made bread when you were 6?
@@idunno6844 Making bread is easy
@@xxkamikazexx5150yea it’s time consuming tho
Excuse me, but being an Italian, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HATING?
It's not just a fruit cake or a muffin, it's a traditional sweet bread with dried grapes and candied citrus fruits
As someone who has made them professionally in a professional bakery I can confirm that this is miles away from panettone. You did about every step wrong while making this. Let’s ignore the pronounciation and start with the yeast. You should ferment your dough with a lievito madre, a stiff sourdough starter. The lower pH gives it amazing keeping qualities and the flavour is much deeper. Secondly the order of mixing the ingredients is wrong. You should start with making a basic dough, then add the butter and eggyolks. Is you add all your liquids first and last the flour, the dough is too wet and you can never build sufficient gluten. Then you should ferment the dough till tripled in size and then add more flour, sugar, butter, yolks, honey, fruit and water. Traditionally you put candied orange and lemon cubes in, a panettone with only raisins is not a thing. Also your final dough is way too dry. As a result it didn’t rise enough, due to lack of gluten structure and yeast power. The final product is something that is way too dense, dry and off in flavour to be called a panettone, but you said it yourself, you have made fruitcake. And you’re right, baking is very easy if you make something and come up with a recipe that cuts more than half the time, ingredients and nescesary steps and still call it a panettone🤦 try again without making just a cake and mixing raisins through, try making the real thing because for this you didn’t have to buy the paper milds at all, just use a cake tin
He seems like the type of person to walk into a professional kitchen/bakery and leave 20 minutes later crying his ass off. Making/baking food is not necessarily the hard part. The hard part is prepping for hundreds of recipes, setting all the equipment up, making everything next to perfect and all the same, and then cleaning up. Baking by itself is fun, baking professionally sucks. There is a reason I quit the bakery I used to work at. I didn’t want to wake up at 1am, work my ass off, be stressed constantly, then go home and sleep the day away.
Bro stop yapping 😂
@@jianhuali7093 are you scared of words or something
Bro your the mayor of yappsville what are you on about
I ain’t readin allat
@@jianhuali7093 bro is admitting to being illiterate 😍😍