The PRISON ISSUED Game Console

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
  • Today we look at the HG-501 and HG-503, gaming handhelds brought to you by the United States prison system!

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  • @monkeygaming2841
    @monkeygaming2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    "ur free to go"
    "shhh, i need to concentrate!"

    • @Deoxys911
      @Deoxys911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      "Five more minutes, warden!"

    • @mikobemaxwell9205
      @mikobemaxwell9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lmao 😂

    • @DCRACKA
      @DCRACKA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @russellny8086
      @russellny8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dasfowler
      @dasfowler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's online. I can't pause it!

  • @8bitninja64
    @8bitninja64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4365

    Many years ago I had a friend who got out of prison, after being locked up for 4 years. When he came by to chill, we all sat around and played Blitz on GameCube. He was so good at it, he kept dominating all of us. When I asked him how’d he get so good, he replied “oh, we played this all the time in the joint”. So, apparently they have consoles in there as well. Go figure!

    • @stephendre2902
      @stephendre2902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      I’ve been to over 20 jails. Never seen one. I always feel like this stories of how lucky prisoners have it are all from liars. Jail sucks.

    • @8bitninja64
      @8bitninja64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@stephendre2902 My friend was in the state penitentiary. Smaller County jails are definitely not as nice.

    • @TheSixStringGuy
      @TheSixStringGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@stephendre2902 state pens and jail are two totally different things and inmates can buy cigarettes and tvs and stuff in pen. Just depends on state

    • @MiguelTeixeiraRosa
      @MiguelTeixeiraRosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stephendre2902 yup lol

    • @christophermink6186
      @christophermink6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      They don't really have them. But we had corrections officers who brought in a Xbox for the trustee inmates after cleaning carpets about 5 yrs ago in Michigan where I was locked up.

  • @basicbeefanomicsYT
    @basicbeefanomicsYT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Former convict of North Central in Marion Ohio. Loved this thing! Little fucker helped me through a lot of depression just playing the bootleg tetris game. The one I had was modified to run on a 5 stage ac adapter so it'd bypass needing batteries.

  • @Technobabylon
    @Technobabylon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    Prison-related rather than game-related, but I've got a friend who writes trashy romance for a living. Her publisher asked her to knock together a trilogy of gay-vampire-romance novels around when Twilight was popular, and her first book was enjoyed by a gentleman in the Ohio penal system. The prison wouldn't let him get the second book in the series, since they deemed it vulgar, so he took it to the state supreme court. He got his book, and she can now market her trashy romance as "protected free speech in Ohio".

    • @reekz1568
      @reekz1568 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      This is a wild story 😂😂😂😂

    • @jessiehenderson44
      @jessiehenderson44 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This has to be true!

    • @jootersblaccat
      @jootersblaccat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I can't find anything about it, whats the name of the book?

    • @direofchaossavior1058
      @direofchaossavior1058 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      I remember this on Ao3 Authors are unhinged vids where a footnote for their fanfic mention on their notes their beta reader is currently in prison which the author waits for.

    • @blackkennedy3966
      @blackkennedy3966 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotta find a way to pass time in the joint I suppose.

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    The guys on death row get a Virtual Boy.
    Helps cut down on costly appeals.

    • @SeaTK610
      @SeaTK610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tiger games would be worse

    • @thundageon5962
      @thundageon5962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R-Zone: Pathetic

    • @AnyMotoUSA
      @AnyMotoUSA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Death by seizure via VB lol

    • @somesfs170
      @somesfs170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      was sentence to death by a virtual boy

    • @Reinatakahara115
      @Reinatakahara115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If someone gave that to me I would litrally save them time and money and off myself 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gnarghhfps3239
    @gnarghhfps3239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    The high scores are probably fuckin insane

    • @danmclean7375
      @danmclean7375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Lol I bet itd take like 3-5 years to beat any of 'em.

    • @jackhollow616
      @jackhollow616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/loi-h3CToPE/w-d-xo.html
      ⬆️Have you seen
      Prison Fights - Knocked Out Over A Smart Mouth

    • @liljohn5070
      @liljohn5070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Plot twist: the records are in years

    • @christophermayo9813
      @christophermayo9813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @YoshiLikesFate
      @YoshiLikesFate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jackhollow616 no, but i dont want to

  • @thaLikeButton
    @thaLikeButton 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +548

    My brother is currently locked up in a prison that allows consoles. He said the game selection is very limited but one of the games he plays most is a prison escape simulator lmao

    • @Itz_Dark_YT
      @Itz_Dark_YT 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      Bros tryna learn how to escape prison

    • @Sor3e
      @Sor3e 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@Itz_Dark_YTyeah would they even have that though?

    • @Mr.Corinthians
      @Mr.Corinthians 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "Prison escape simulator". By which he means _Chicken Run_ . 😁

    • @KenKaniff-dw4jw
      @KenKaniff-dw4jw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      OP is lying​@@Itz_Dark_YT

    • @thaLikeButton
      @thaLikeButton 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@KenKaniff-dw4jw I don't really see the point of lying behind an anonymous account on TH-cam over something so trivial lmao. Though I'm not exactly concerned with what you think. To clarify it's not exactly an accurate simulation. Just a cartoony game where you live out prison life and try to escape

  • @dacypher22
    @dacypher22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    The fact that I can say with 100% certainty that people have fought over protecting these shovelware games in prison makes me almost want to cry in a very strange way

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      probably with some pretty serious injuries too. Damn

    • @td7723
      @td7723 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah you can play my handheld, but don't break the high score on trampoline, Deebo will knock you the F out.

    • @exoZelia
      @exoZelia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@td7723 Everyone respects Deebo's high score out of both fear and respect

    • @bigm1534
      @bigm1534 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They probably fight over noodles or coffee let alone a console

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bigm1534 Exactly. That's why I'm 100% sure it has happened

  • @ReneSchickbauer
    @ReneSchickbauer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    "Hey, let's rob this bank!"
    "Nah, let's go to Utah. They have better game consoles in prison."

  • @crait
    @crait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    You cannot say you have been somewhere, without saying where, then suddenly say you have a console from prison. Lmao

    • @Evan2
      @Evan2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Lmfao

    • @ChevreAuLait250
      @ChevreAuLait250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      He went to prison because he was in the Smash Z team.

    • @johnhoeft4636
      @johnhoeft4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "I brought something back for us to look at..." Oh boy.

    • @kenziemac130
      @kenziemac130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I'd like to think that he got himself a sentence in prison specifically to review this handheld...

    • @zbynektrajer2735
      @zbynektrajer2735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      the phone at 1:21 proves it :)

  • @Jawwaad1111
    @Jawwaad1111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    In 2005 here in Maryland, prisons took most of our “street clothes” (clothes with name brands and certain colors) but then they allowed us to get Gameboys and at first Nintendo DS handhelds (but they stopped that due to being able to message other DS consoles nearby but the people who already had them, were allowed to keep them). We also got cable. People wonder why we were allowed to get stuff like that since we were supposed to be in there being punished but it’s a way to pacify prisoners. Having a tv, handheld gaming system, cable, and things like that, kept more prisoners in their cells for long periods of time which made it easier on the small amount of guards to keep violence down and less prisoners to deal with.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      True, prisoners are supposed to be punished, but Cruel & Unusual Punishment is very much a thing, and human beings tend to suffer horribly if we don't have SOME form of recreation (solitary confinement is an extreme example, in how there's close to NOTHING for the brain to engage with, and that really gets to you).
      Not everyone behind bars is equally bad either, while one guy could be in for murder, another could be in for insurance fraud or tax evasion.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine I agree, except for the part about how they're "supposed to be punished". The point of prison is not punishment.. or at least that's not the right way to think about it. Prison is a *_consequence_* much more than a punishment. I mean obviously their is a punishment component in there, but the goal is not, should not, and _cannot_ be punishment. The goal should be to separate people who can't live in society until they are capable of doing so [without harming other people]. By thinking about prison as a punishment, we make it significantly less likely that prisoners are capable of coming out the other side as intact, functional human beings.
      In my opinion, we should make prison as comfortable as possible. Because let's be real: even if they had the most absurdly luxurious shit like a chocolate fountain and the newest gaming consoles and gourmet chefs.. it would still be prison. They still can't leave. They still can't see their loved ones. They're still going to feel that degradation of not being able to make your own choices. The vast majority of them are still going to feel shame for what they did. They're still stuck in the same building for YEARS ON END. There is no scenario where people are like "oh wow, prison sounds pretty dope! I'm going to commit a crime because I'd rather be in prison than get a job!".The only people who ever do shit like that are people that have lives so awful that prison seems like a positive alternative (such as a homeless man in winter who is in danger of freezing to death outside).
      I guess all I'm trying to say is that it should be about separation and rehabilitation, not punishment.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@idontwantahandlethough Rehabilitation is good, but there still needs to be an element of punishment to function as a deterrent, ergo as a serious consequence. Some people will still do crimes with harsh punishments, but if a punishment is harsh then fewer people will figure it worth the risk.

  • @jish55
    @jish55 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Quite frankly, I feel all prisoners should be able to have access to game devices and things like table top rpgs. Those things can help reduce violence within the prison system and actually break down divisions amongst inmates. Also, they can help better each inmate and better rehabilitate them, especially if they play games that demand cooperation, where they're forced to work together. Instead of using them as legal slaves, do that as well as implement work programs to help prepare them for when they get out.

    • @Rockyzach88
      @Rockyzach88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Imagine the best MMO player is just some guy in jail that has nothing else to od.

    • @ebogar42
      @ebogar42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Would never be a guy in jail because they actually have things they need to do during the day to live in jail or prison. They would also probably be restricted after certain hours to use those things. I know some are. @@Rockyzach88

    • @classmst89
      @classmst89 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      DnD prison edition 😂😂
      "I try to shank the guard"
      "Ok roll your d20... ooff natural 1 fail, you are being sent to solitary confinement for attempted murder"
      😂😂😂

    • @MyKeeP81
      @MyKeeP81 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they dont care. they want chaos in prisons. its disgusting

    • @Ciara_Foxx
      @Ciara_Foxx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If we treat them like humans we might have to reform them, If we reform them they won't reoffend. How are we supposed to make money selling people if we don't have criminals victimizing folk?

  • @ladle9670
    @ladle9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    He's gotten out of prison! Good to see your content again.

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      I'm back on the streets!

    • @SpriteXP404
      @SpriteXP404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@StopDropRetro But why have you gone to jail for?

    • @discochickvevo4118
      @discochickvevo4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@SpriteXP404 tax fraud

    • @poble
      @poble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@SpriteXP404 I bet it was because of smach z lol

    • @adventureoflinkmk2
      @adventureoflinkmk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@discochickvevo4118 what I don't get is I thought taxes were federal charges.. and that makes it where you do decades in prison

  • @patrickbateman6682
    @patrickbateman6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    It looks like “Seek the resources” stole the over world sprite for Red from Pokémon fire red and leaf green too 🤣

    • @holdensmith8847
      @holdensmith8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Came here to say just that.

    • @lostchild00
      @lostchild00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      also the chest icon is from the legend of zelda minish cap

    • @FollowMe4REP
      @FollowMe4REP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except when he faces forward. Then he gets real homely and western.

    • @LITTLE1994
      @LITTLE1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is.

  • @TheOnlyDTM
    @TheOnlyDTM 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    i was in juvie but they had a "level system". if you got to the top level, you got a game boy micro to use and turn in at the end of the night before they lock you in your cell...
    the last kid to have it gave it to me the night before he left and never told the guards... i snuck it out when i got transferred to the rehab center i was going to. lol. ended up selling it years later because i needed money but deeply regretted it so a year or so after that, i bought another one off ebay 😆 still have it to this day!

  • @DS_IndustrieZ
    @DS_IndustrieZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Speaking as a prior resident of ye ol michigan department of corrections back around 06, the commissary inventory didn't include those unfortunately. But they did use other clear tech products, bubble n flat kitchen size TV's, mp3 players (clear knockoff zune with a institutional O.S)., fm radios n accessories... Did I mention clear? :) ...an guys were taking them apart. That's how I ate, fixing things,. But that woulda been nice to have..all I did was draw work eat sleep n take trade classes. Anything to pass them time, zone out all the distractions....
    Now let's put windows 7 on it.....😮
    Love from Detroit.

  • @Tridelo100
    @Tridelo100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Going to prison for a year just to get some handhelds seems a bit much, but I admire your conviction to the cause.

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I didn't admire the conviction, but I like the handhelds!

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@StopDropRetro you didn't really do time, did you? 🤔

  • @TriggerBlister
    @TriggerBlister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    As a former correctional officer I seen a lot of the devices you have shown. Except for the typewriter. Inmates also would get hot pots to boil water for ramens and rice. Once they have damaged the hot pot they would remove the heating element and turn their metal shelving into a flat iron grill. They scraped off the paint and attached the element beneath the top shelf and plug it in. Surprisingly it worked very well. Some officers would confiscate these items since they were modified. But, I didn’t sweat the little things that didn’t harm anyone. Now if they start grilling the faces of fellow inmates that may be a concern.

    • @crimsonhawk4912
      @crimsonhawk4912 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Now THAT is a c.o.

    • @slicelifetv
      @slicelifetv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      "May be a concern" 😂😂

    • @TrueGritSociety
      @TrueGritSociety 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@slicelifetvpossibly

    • @Supermario3Dlandgek
      @Supermario3Dlandgek 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am also a former Correctional officer

    • @sage1682
      @sage1682 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You watched a video lol stop larping

  • @MagicalForestPuppy
    @MagicalForestPuppy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My uncle was constantly in-and-out of jail for most of my life until he passed away in 2022. I never heard him talk about playing any consoles in jail but... he never really seemed like the type to play games. Also, when I was 11, he stole my Xbox 360 for crack money.

  • @TrueQuadFather
    @TrueQuadFather 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As a Correctional Officer from ISCI (Idaho state corrections institution) these are definitely a form of escapism. Officers sometimes forget that we are not meant to punish the inmates, we are here to keep them safe. My institution actually has the “mini” consoles. Sega, PlayStation, and a tablet. The inmates do ALOT better when they have access to these items. Great video!

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah right until they graped your sister

  • @bettywhite4143
    @bettywhite4143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Go Bang”
    “Animal Pool”
    “That’s a sentence, not a game list.”

    • @ArcaediusCommentary
      @ArcaediusCommentary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that's a Scott the Woz joke but I dont remember.

    • @JayGamingOfficial
      @JayGamingOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is in the plug and play video

    • @purplepeak8575
      @purplepeak8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's how you go to jail.

    • @ArcaediusCommentary
      @ArcaediusCommentary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah I remember when it was full of showelware.

  • @LifeKommando
    @LifeKommando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Man goes to jail in 10 diferent states to get his hands on prison exclusive handhelds

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The Folsom Bootleg Blues...

    • @jeremycope7459
      @jeremycope7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @brianoleary6332
      @brianoleary6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I can see that as a headline in the newspaper.

    • @jikannoyuusha9978
      @jikannoyuusha9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now, THAT is being committed to The Game

  • @UnlicensedOkie
    @UnlicensedOkie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I worked in a prison for nearly 3 years
    The prison would also donate a lot of contraband electronics that were in good condition to the local thrift store
    I have 7 or 8 prison lcd TVs, I have one clear green crt tv (looks like it would pair perfectly with the green n64). I have one of these portable video games. I have a portable radio.
    I have a mini ice chest
    I think it’s fascinating to have these items
    As you said. To have something that people don’t usually have a chance to own

    • @ebogar42
      @ebogar42 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The difference is you stole yours and this guy bought his. 😂

    • @UnlicensedOkie
      @UnlicensedOkie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ebogar42 actually I didn’t steal anything man 🤣
      Aside from the green crt tv and one of the clear lcd TVs, everything was bought at the local thrift store
      When the prison closed, we were tasked with going out on the unit and picking up stuff that had been left behind. Those two tvs were left behind
      Since they were going to go in the dumpster, they said I could just take them home

    • @bigm1534
      @bigm1534 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@UnlicensedOkie in Australia in one prison I know you can save up money to buy your own tv or music player and take it home with you when you finished your sentence.

  • @thebestkinds1g
    @thebestkinds1g 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Its crazy how different jail can be in different countries too. Some are absolute hell, but some can be pretty nice depending where.

    • @complainer406
      @complainer406 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Prison can serve as a place to punish criminals, a place to rehabilitate them, a place to keep them separate from the rest of society, or a place to make a profit off of cheap labor
      What prison is like depends on which of those goals is being prioritized

    • @azerty1933
      @azerty1933 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@complainer406 it also mostly depends on how dangerous the prisoners are deemed to be. A cartel leader, someone caught stealing a car and white collar criminal won't be treated the same and won't be sent to the same institution
      But yeah no matter the crime I'd rather be jailed in Norway than Thailand

  • @jackcandy8450
    @jackcandy8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    I just did 5 months in my county jail and before I left every inmate was issued a tablet. We were allowed to have them from 8am - 10:30 pm. Now of course they had games you could buy (which I never got since I was leaving soon and didn’t wanna blow my canteen money) but before I left a game that got big between inmates was a sort of old school dungeon crawler game which looked pretty fun honestly. And what you were asking wondering if a device like that would be good entertainment for inmates, by god yes! Other than reading my life kinda revolved around listening to the radio or podcasts on my tablet. So a little device you were showing in your video would mean the world.

    • @hollenfeuer1
      @hollenfeuer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Drives me nuts when people expect inmates to just stare at the walls all day. They honestly think that makes for a safe environment for staff and inmates? I'm glad we have shit like this. If anyone reading this is one of those people, FU. I'm a CO. At our prison they are all given tablets and they can purchase TV's for $100. Neither are great, but very serviceable.

    • @kevinhousen2791
      @kevinhousen2791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@hollenfeuer1 Gives them something to pass the time so they don't go real crazy and actually hurt themselves or others.

    • @Dig_Duke_SFM
      @Dig_Duke_SFM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@hollenfeuer1
      Prisoner: "I killed 3 people and pleaded insanity"
      Guard: "ok cool! Here's a catalog."

    • @yeahyeah2899
      @yeahyeah2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It's no wonder crime rate is so high in America, prison is a fuckin joke in the u.s. Prison is suppose to be punishment. Not only does America give murderers TVs, Games, they even get the best health insurance completely paid for by taxpayers. Its like America rewards criminal behavior.

    • @hollenfeuer1
      @hollenfeuer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@Dig_Duke_SFM the murderers we have are some of the most behaved inmates in the prison. That said, FU. My safety and the safety of staff and other inmates, matter much more than your archaic opinion.
      They still need permission to use the bathroom. To eat. To wake up. To sleep. To move in their limited freedom. To talk. I guess we should only punish, and not try and make them into contributing members of society, right?

  • @oj397
    @oj397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Man has been “somewhere” and comes back with a prison issued game console.

    • @christopherlewallen1829
      @christopherlewallen1829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmmm

    • @Soulfire702
      @Soulfire702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SUS! I'm pretty sure he vented in Security.

    • @tropicalbass5574
      @tropicalbass5574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He didn’t show the prisoner name and number on the back because he stole it from his cell mate

    • @bumble5839
      @bumble5839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tropicalbass5574 or because he doesn’t want us to know his number

    • @theoriginal1153
      @theoriginal1153 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @boyang3179
    @boyang3179 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @6:30 such a sick electronic remix / cover of canon in D lol!

  • @CRAZYCANUCKTV
    @CRAZYCANUCKTV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That cell phone thing was hilarious lol

  • @phantomghost9379
    @phantomghost9379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    I actually work in a game store in Kentucky and we have some people that work at a local prison come in every once in a while to buy games for inmates. It’s weird that you can play gears of war in prison for good behavior but it’s even weirder there is a whole handheld for that purpose. Great vid

    • @TheFunklin
      @TheFunklin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      I went to jail for weed and they showed all the Friday movies on the TV in the rec room. It was messed up. All I wanted to do was smoke weed. I was in jail for weed. And they were showing us comedy movies, about Weed. In jail...

    • @BZK-.
      @BZK-. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@TheFunklin wow that's a cruel and unusual punishment if i ever seen one...........

    • @tanesiawilliams
      @tanesiawilliams 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just wanted to say hi from a from a fellow Kentuckian 👋🏾

    • @lowtechredneck6704
      @lowtechredneck6704 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Its hilarious that this post is two years old, yet the replies are all from the last few days. I wonder what prompted the algorithm to lead all of us here?

    • @magneto44
      @magneto44 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lowtechredneck6704just showed up for me today

  • @Anu_Sol
    @Anu_Sol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    It's a shame Bill Cosby won't have this wonderful gaming system to enjoy anymore.

    • @bubbachildsupport4535
      @bubbachildsupport4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💀

    • @dat1blackguy
      @dat1blackguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn’t he win his case couple days ago?

    • @nixietubes
      @nixietubes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dat1blackguy the joke is hes getting off

    • @tallmyster1323
      @tallmyster1323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This, is gallows humor. Literally and figuratively.

    • @anuvette
      @anuvette 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice name lol

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hearing “Make sure you do your crime in Maine” hits different right now 😂😅

  • @wow8247
    @wow8247 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    11:28 Wait, is that the battle music from Naruto, "The Raising Fighting Spirit"? lmao

  • @Mr.DoYaThing
    @Mr.DoYaThing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    This man just dipped for a year and then returned with a prison console
    Welcome back!!

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Coming back to TH-cam was part of the terms of my release

    • @_thespacegazer
      @_thespacegazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@StopDropRetro going to scam more people??

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@_thespacegazer YES

  • @rmichaud47
    @rmichaud47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    That motorcycle game's music sounds like a rip of one of the Naruto themes

    • @davicarvalho6699
      @davicarvalho6699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it definetly is lmao, the sound chip probably couldn't reach the highest notes so it plays them an octave lower or something, and that's why it's so broken.

    • @banditcake4860
      @banditcake4860 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dammmmmmm

    • @MetalGack
      @MetalGack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is! LOL

    • @pelicanhunter6377
      @pelicanhunter6377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HOLY SHIT LMAO

    • @matteoetchart7060
      @matteoetchart7060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just about to comment this

  • @preythefox
    @preythefox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That motorcycle games music is legitimately the fight song from Naruto. Lol

  • @mattdavis9601
    @mattdavis9601 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:03 - Troll can also mean to search for something. I'm not sure if that's what they were going for; but, it kind of makes sense. I enjoyed this video. The TH-cam algorithm is on fire lately.

  • @DjKlzonez
    @DjKlzonez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Laughing at the Naruto theme in Motor Rally 2

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      It's from Naruto??

    • @texboy98
      @texboy98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@StopDropRetro yes! The name is rising fighting spirit. It's pretty good

    • @jman72898
      @jman72898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Right lmao I wasn’t ready for that. I was hoping someone else caught that

    • @tristanwilliams8181
      @tristanwilliams8181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came here to say this

    • @LucaBlightOfHighland
      @LucaBlightOfHighland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Naruto theme on drugs XD

  • @Evan2
    @Evan2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Love how he disappears for 3 eons then returns with the most popular video he’s ever uploaded by far

    • @IPGreenhouse
      @IPGreenhouse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He inferred he was in jail right?

    • @beatrick7791
      @beatrick7791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@IPGreenhouse he implied, you inferred.

    • @Gigachad-mc5qz
      @Gigachad-mc5qz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was in prison obviously

  • @itsaurorose
    @itsaurorose 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    two of these games (the one with gus gus from cinderella and the pumpkin surprise game) i recognized as games from the disney princess cartridge of those old leap frog handheld gaming systems. weird liminal blast from the past, but it's so strange that they got ripped off for a prison gaming system that i just happened to come across on youtube

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was in county jail for a few months, all I got was whatever books were on the book cart. I was over there reading C tier romance trash out of boredom while the guys who got longer sentences got to play Get the Meet all day

  • @dr.kennethnoisewater26
    @dr.kennethnoisewater26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    When things are “prison issued” it’s normally common items given for daily life. Clothes, shoes, toilet paper, and such. None of these electronic extras are issued. They are bought, for an extremely inflated price, from a business that is in with the prison. It’s normally not the inmate that pays these absurd prices, it’s there poor family on the outside.

    • @alecfleming373
      @alecfleming373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      So, what you're saying is that 45 year old screaming obscenities on xbox is doing it from, the x-box?

    • @alecfleming373
      @alecfleming373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@avae5343 That's funny, you can legally shank in GTA, or make it into a shank. I like your thinking sir

    • @docbenway1082
      @docbenway1082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's true, but I don't know if I would consider $35 an "absurd" price for this

    • @randommodnar7141
      @randommodnar7141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@avae5343 pretty sure a pen,pencil, toothbrush or random piece of scrap metal are wildy cheaper and more readily available for shank making

    • @ChodyRay
      @ChodyRay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Their*

  • @theonlydiego1
    @theonlydiego1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Hasn't posted in years and comes back with prison consoles. This dude just got out prison. Nice to see you posting again!

  • @joshdog1797
    @joshdog1797 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    as an audio engineer i just want everyone to know i can immediately tell just by listening what they did for the music on that motorcycle game at 11:40 is they took the song “the raising fighting spirit” from the naruto anime ost and force compressed to 8bit which made multiple parts off key which is why it sounds so terrible lmao.

    • @Agastui
      @Agastui 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @reidysmeidy5772
      @reidysmeidy5772 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Agastui me too

  • @NeverlandSystemZor
    @NeverlandSystemZor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They make MP3 players and video players like this, too. I used to teach in a max security prison once or twice a month for about 2 years, and we worked hard to get out sermons and lessons (in Messianic Judaism) onto audio and video formats those devices could use and approved by the Warden for the prisoners to have and share on their devices.

  • @seangrogan9393
    @seangrogan9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    11:28 Holy shit, THAT'S THE RAISING FIGHTING SPIRIT FROM NARUTO!

    • @ypgdomo
      @ypgdomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Caught that too

    • @antoniomartinez571
      @antoniomartinez571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But y tho

    • @TextileGeorge
      @TextileGeorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oh wow

    • @Killdvsk
      @Killdvsk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lmfao I heard that I was surprised he didn't say anything

    • @joelpantano3156
      @joelpantano3156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard it immediately when the music stopped and started again. Lol

  • @thebindingblade777
    @thebindingblade777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    11:27 They literally put in the Naruto main theme, "Raising Fighting Spirit", except they distorted it and made it more high-pitched.

    • @DatKakashii
      @DatKakashii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao ayye yo

    • @mannyw_
      @mannyw_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOOOOOOL

    • @abnner98
      @abnner98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was just about to say that😂

    • @bxs_xavey
      @bxs_xavey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s what I was saying😂😭

    • @muhammadraza2940
      @muhammadraza2940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On point haha

  • @mikayla_collie
    @mikayla_collie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:20 whoever fit that phone up there is a real trooper! :3
    hehe ^w^

  • @ikagura
    @ikagura 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You have now completed your prison sentence, you can get out."
    "Not yet! I haven't finished this game!"

  • @OmegaGlops
    @OmegaGlops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "That TV isn't going to stand up to what you have in your living room."
    Untrue. That clear plastic exterior is _hella rad!_ I've been waiting for that aesthetic to make a comeback for years, but apparently prison is ahead of the curve!

    • @RosieBrownie
      @RosieBrownie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Honestly I've seen that aesthetic quite a lot online with electronics and room decor.
      I absolutely do NOT like it at all, but I still understand why people would think it looks cool.
      It's like retro and futuristic at once 🤖

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@RosieBrownie It conjures up childhood memories for a lot of people, too. Clear plastic electronics were all the rage in 1998-2002.

    • @RosieBrownie
      @RosieBrownie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LendriMujina Yes, I totally get that, I grew up around that time. I just think the NEW ones are ugly, please forgive me😅

    • @Fjaert
      @Fjaert 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LendriMujinasame bro I’d love for apple to make an iPhone C again with that style of plastic man I loved that look back in the day

    • @Bullboy_Adventures
      @Bullboy_Adventures 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There will never be an era like the 90s ever again, my man 😢

  • @Diinzie
    @Diinzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “While his dad convicted of fraud is playing the ClearTunes one” this. this is the line that broke me down LMAO
    god I missed this channel, welcome back man 😭

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks! Good to be back! Can't wait to give you guys more

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the line that made me Like the video

    • @crossinu3342
      @crossinu3342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StopDropRetro you gotta tell us what you did man 💀

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Saying it's prison issued makes me think it's like right after you get sentenced they're like "okay here's your orange jumpsuit and handheld game console"

  • @vasilis23456
    @vasilis23456 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One time when I was in Greece my parents bought some TV plug n play consoles. One of them was a 50 in 1 notably with Plumber. So we'd have a laugh watching his idle animation.

  • @billgatesisinmybussy4938
    @billgatesisinmybussy4938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    11:41 That just sounds like the Naruto ost "the rising fighting spirit" if it was a microwavable dinner.

    • @BarrackObama348
      @BarrackObama348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You're absolutely right. It's stolen right from Naruto and made into a chipbit version

    • @retr0meekz633
      @retr0meekz633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's so baaaad😂😂😂😂

    • @hockeyxgamer
      @hockeyxgamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg I thought so too

    • @jhinnefeld1992
      @jhinnefeld1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      100% i came to check the comments specifically because I heard the Naruto song and wanted to see if anyone had picked that up yet.

    • @Dragunity182
      @Dragunity182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Once I got to that part I wanted to see if anybody else noticed it too

  • @The_Obsolete_Cow
    @The_Obsolete_Cow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When he said “And I’ll see you in 2022” felt that

  • @squirrelysquirrely5388
    @squirrelysquirrely5388 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Think of listening to that thing all day every day for 10 years

  • @MatthewMacCallumActor
    @MatthewMacCallumActor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The algorithm served this up to me this morning. Super interesting video thanks for sharing the info on this console (even though I am finding it 2 yrs after it’s original post lol). I have one small critique, please don’t use the term tattoo “guns” they’re tattoo machines. The vast majority of the tattoo artists and the industry at large hate the term “tattoo guns.” Keep up the great work!

  • @gnoog7788
    @gnoog7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Imagine speed runners purposefully went to jail just so they can speedrun some of the console's exclusive games.

    • @quantum8775
      @quantum8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was waiting for someone to say that

    • @divadoge5584
      @divadoge5584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruh

    • @KeepItGoinBeats
      @KeepItGoinBeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Completely unrealistic

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@KeepItGoinBeats Actually, there's plenty of reasons/crimes you can go to prison for that are non-violent, meaning a person can decide and act to go to prison without hurting anyone.
      Not only that but there are plenty of homeless people who either commit crimes or violate their probation just to go to jail for either food and shelter, and/or medical treatment. Minimum and medium security prisons are not that bad, when I was locked up the one thing I did enjoy was the almost vacation feel there was to my cell. If I could have a PS or Xbox in my cell I would seriously think about getting locked up just so I can play undisturbed for some time.
      Point is, I don't think it's "completely unrealistic" for someone to just want to get away and be locked in a room with all the time to play games even if they get a couple misdemeanors on their record. If they know the system the can go for charges that they can later get expunged.

    • @gillespriod5509
      @gillespriod5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      well some speedrunner may be went to prison for running speed!

  • @venomclown1134
    @venomclown1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    That phone bit was fucking hilarious, totally caught me off guard 😂

    • @nathancastillo764
      @nathancastillo764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It look like it was covered in something that's is not peanut butter

    • @idoubtitsalex
      @idoubtitsalex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nathancastillo764 yeah just don’t lick it

    • @tomalaaaaaarhagrhahrhaghra1906
      @tomalaaaaaarhagrhahrhaghra1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@idoubtitsalex or sniff it and touch it

    • @BasedGamerX
      @BasedGamerX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂😂

  • @TangerineMusic
    @TangerineMusic 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Would be interesting to know which one of this games was the most popular in prison haha

  • @Noslack412
    @Noslack412 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Things must have changed a good bit. I did 2 years in PA back in 2009 to 2011 for a non-violent drug charge. I had a small tv and a radio walkman. I would have loved this.

  • @thishandleisnotavailable
    @thishandleisnotavailable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    The phone covered in feces was the most valuable thing you brought back

    • @Real_hamburker
      @Real_hamburker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @devonpetterson1845
      @devonpetterson1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It got access to plugs with good s***

    • @lethalkrab
      @lethalkrab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thats peanut butter 😂 inmates hide phones in jars of peanut butter

    • @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316
      @helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lethalkrab I also call my backside a jar of peanut butter

    • @FinnHenny9
      @FinnHenny9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peanut butter lol

  • @tiozuradasexatas6754
    @tiozuradasexatas6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Wait, isn't the music in Motor Rally 2 "The Raising Fighting Spirit"?

  • @SuperCartoonist
    @SuperCartoonist 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    If I was in prison, I probably buy a Raspberry Pi instead.

  • @DanielDangerous
    @DanielDangerous 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My brother got out of jail last month and he had some chinese bootleg GBA clone and it had a ton of RPGs on it and he beat them all. Like basically every single GBA and super Nintendo RPG. It's funny, he used to hate those sort of games but him being in prison for 3 years and sort of forcing himself to play them made him love them. For Christmas I got him a switch and dragon quest 11 and he was super stoked.

  • @walkerthehat
    @walkerthehat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    This is my first video from this guy. As soon as he said "other channels won't tell you that" I was like "he's right" and stopped what I was doing to like comment and subscribe. Thanks bro now I can commit crime without fear!!

  • @user-pz4bt5bc3d
    @user-pz4bt5bc3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    7:20 This is Zuma, another classic flash game (as i remember it anyways). For sure the og though. You control a little frog that shoots the bobbles but it's the same idea, just looks a lot nicer since it's drawn.

    • @timbervandenhul9383
      @timbervandenhul9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to play this all the time with my mom when I was younger

    • @VideoGameTakeOut
      @VideoGameTakeOut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zuma is actually a copy of an older game called Puzz Loop that came out 5 years before it in arcades.

    • @DARKSEID007
      @DARKSEID007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya the one mentioned of zuma was from a company called popcap games. I still have the application on my old HD & play zuma & fish frenzy often.

  • @policeperson7589
    @policeperson7589 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i just cant fathom what would happen to the guy caught playing hieroglyphs in the courtyard

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    in some country like Norway, their prison even have a game center with arcade cabinet and many modern consoles, just let inmate busy and happy makes them never think of breaking the prison and only leave when their sentence has been served.

  • @nrrve.1
    @nrrve.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Glad to see Virginia has a Xbox 360 that’ll be something for Chris chan to play

    • @mrjameshendry
      @mrjameshendry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chris hates Hexbox.

    • @redhanded8367
      @redhanded8367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's not Virginia. That's WEST Virginia.

    • @Mikeab503
      @Mikeab503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@spaceace8196 you don’t wanna know, LOOOOOOONG story

    • @davegonza11
      @davegonza11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Glad I'm not the only person who had this in mind while watching this lol

    • @nukedenclaveoilrig-remnant1136
      @nukedenclaveoilrig-remnant1136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      chris chan deserves nothing

  • @dougpowers2
    @dougpowers2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    Another interesting fact about this: it's more enjoyable than SmachZ, because it actually exists.

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The greatest thing Smach Z ever produced were salty backers for our amusement. More to come later!

    • @dougpowers2
      @dougpowers2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StopDropRetro Yup! I frequent that subreddit of the damned and forsaken. I even wrote two papers on it for my psych class haha

    • @0Synergy
      @0Synergy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dougpowers2 lol care to share? that sounds like a funny read

    • @alexv3375
      @alexv3375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *PEE GEE ESS*
      *REVOLOOSHUN NAO*

    • @MutsumiOtohime78
      @MutsumiOtohime78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexv3375 PC!!!!!.... GAMES!!!!!........ ON PORTABLE DEVICES?!

  • @brian954
    @brian954 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been trying to remember the name of Joe & Mac for literal decades and you mention in by chance. Loved that game when I was a kid.

  • @voidenterthehighlights
    @voidenterthehighlights 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have a lot of work to do today but here I am watching this video

  • @doublecontralto818
    @doublecontralto818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    "Get the Meet" is a Hotel Mario ripoff, minus the hilariously bad cut-scenes.

    • @JamSparing
      @JamSparing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Feels more like Bugs Bunny's Crazy Castle, personally.

    • @NunofYerbizness
      @NunofYerbizness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Hotel Mario's goal is to close all the doors, while this one lacks the doors, and has you collecting meat instead

    • @renewagain6956
      @renewagain6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hotel Mario was my first thought as well.

  • @slaytanicsabbath
    @slaytanicsabbath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Wow TH-cam actually recommended someone I like to watch for the first time in a while, quality stuff dude I look forward to watching your channel grow.

    • @megakid6350
      @megakid6350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. I'm sure just people getting recommendation of this video, this channel might blow up

    • @_thespacegazer
      @_thespacegazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or he’ll steal your money

  • @finalbattle777
    @finalbattle777 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Warden: alright all lights out!
    Prisoner: 5 more mins!

  • @TPLS2
    @TPLS2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg these shovel ware games were on the plug and play controller for our car tv when I was a kid!!! These shovel ware games are so nostalgic to me because I remember all of them. Such bad games but were great for long car rides to keep me busy.

  • @gameinformer5429
    @gameinformer5429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I can’t believe you committed a crime just so you could make a series on all of this. The dedication is UNREAL man keep it up!

    • @cl0rox968
      @cl0rox968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ur stupid if u actually think he went to jail

    • @krisnava2110
      @krisnava2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@cl0rox968 /s 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @dogwelder9699
      @dogwelder9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cl0rox968 Whoooosh

    • @hippiegamer808
      @hippiegamer808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @roberthastings5442
      @roberthastings5442 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @godless1014
    @godless1014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Imagine spending the rest of your life playing "Lighting Plan."

    • @yayger825
      @yayger825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would lose my fucking mind

    • @danielc9312
      @danielc9312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if it only served to increase suicide rates only to save taxpayer money. These are dark times.

    • @yayger825
      @yayger825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@danielc9312 if they wanted to do that they would just put them in a dark room, no sound, and complete isolation.

    • @somerandomguy6749
      @somerandomguy6749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg heaven....

    • @ricky7973
      @ricky7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least you're not playing superman 64

  • @memphisdaniels3218
    @memphisdaniels3218 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dirty phone from the prison pocket though 😂😂

  • @ryanh3951
    @ryanh3951 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Prison just keeps sounding better and better. 3 meals a day, a gym, tons of books to read, some drugs AND video games.

  • @AdversaryOne
    @AdversaryOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    If I was stuck in prison with this thing I'd just ask to be given the chair. On the other hand, I could easily survive a lifetime in solitary with a Rasberry Pi.

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I could survive in a Manhattan closet apartment with a Pi!

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You say that, but I think having something like this, even with this extremely shity games would be like gold. Honestly I feel like this thing will feel like a Nintendo DS or Raspberry Pi like you said

    • @macaronivirus5913
      @macaronivirus5913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would be entertained enough with a laptop with only python installed

    • @vanduzer1969
      @vanduzer1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So could I the pi has a tons of good games on it

    • @yaone8711
      @yaone8711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about the fact if you didn’t screw up to begin with you would not be in jail?😂 Sorry guys but I don’t think a criminal but that is being punished should be playing video games maybe read a book rehabilitate his self. I never heard of rewarding someone for being bad kind of defeats the purpose.

  • @UnknownFeng
    @UnknownFeng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Imagine being in prison and “Get the Meet” is your cellmate’s favorite game

    • @BackForwardPunch
      @BackForwardPunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Sister Supersonic underrated joke

    • @jayonfire7857
      @jayonfire7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BackForwardPunch no cap lmfao 😂😭

    • @arseniomontijo7280
      @arseniomontijo7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow amazing lol.

    • @mr.cool-ice
      @mr.cool-ice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a different kind of handheld

    • @heinokunzelmann8967
      @heinokunzelmann8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam commenters trying not to make a prison rape joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (GONE LIMP)

  • @victorymansions
    @victorymansions 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just like the idea of a mass murderer with multiple life sentences playing a game called 'Pumpkin Surprise' 😂

  • @NekoValtz
    @NekoValtz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how you were able to excuse the disney character but the pokemon trainer, ness, and mac and joe are just there

  • @carpesolis
    @carpesolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    The fact that JungleTac actually got legitimate contracts from Disney is a little mind blowing.

    • @purble1987
      @purble1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It was probbably one of disneys phases of shoveling out merch to any company willing to make it for them, have you seen the frozen elsa mech action figures lol

    • @Ocewot
      @Ocewot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@purble1987 i remember in like 2011 as a kid seeing all this disney crap like mp3 players, handheld movie players weird niche gaming systems for me it was like a signal "oh this stuff is crap" (and probably made in china)

    • @sniur7907
      @sniur7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tbh disney has enough fuck you money to just have everyone and their mother produce disney products no matter the quality.

    • @Greer_Agrendale
      @Greer_Agrendale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just don't tell Xi Jinping. He might destroy the company for the use of Winnie the Pooh.

    • @jesusislord6545
      @jesusislord6545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Repent to Jesus Christ!

  • @mikehunt9884
    @mikehunt9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    If all inmates had their own console in their cell im sure there would be a lot less prison stabbings and rapes.

    • @Mountainlion118
      @Mountainlion118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree i think that's a great idea.

    • @Rebotified
      @Rebotified 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Converting em to true gamers lol

    • @womanofdemise1661
      @womanofdemise1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because the assholes will be loose asf smuggling 360s, Ps4s and shit 😭

    • @megami215
      @megami215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      people would be getting stabbed for their consoles.

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eww Oppp Not if everybody got the same one? Seems a bit silly.

  • @marcopol0117
    @marcopol0117 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh my god, I remember having one of these weird lexibook handhelds when I was like 4-5yo, seeing this made me remember most of these weird ass games from it. It's also so danm cursed that as a child I played the same stuff that many prisoners did xD

  • @MrSupermarioOG
    @MrSupermarioOG 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The phone covered in shit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flatusvocis.
    @flatusvocis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I absolutely love the late 90's aesthetic this prison devices have. Great to see you back, btw.

  • @Yourmoms-BFF
    @Yourmoms-BFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    Having one of these while locked up would be LIFE CHANGING.

    • @Yourmoms-BFF
      @Yourmoms-BFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@drewjohn108 nah, nobody is targeting your shit like that unless you a punk. I'm absolutely positive that thing blows (on the outside) but when you're locked in a box, a puzzle book would be life changing.

    • @mwill2509
      @mwill2509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Yourmoms-BFF true.. Having a Walkman and tapes from the catalog were a huge escape for me.. Used to spend $20 in commissary to get the equivalent of a chapstick cap full of ground up weed, would roll up a tiny joint, and smoke it walking a slow lap around the track.. Once that was done it was a quick paranoid walk into the unit straight to the bathroom to wash hands, brush teeth, and back to the cubicle to lay low, while listening to nas, and wu tang..

    • @drewjohn108
      @drewjohn108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Yourmoms-BFF wrong my bro gets 3grand a month and has to fight for his life every day hes a marked target . Not everyone is lucky

    • @HikingTheSonora
      @HikingTheSonora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@drewjohn108 but he's making himself a target. But, it's it true anyhow. Take care!

    • @drewjohn108
      @drewjohn108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HikingTheSonora whatever you say everyone knows everything can't hide shit been there since he was 13

  • @pfelo
    @pfelo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a Lexibook handheld called Compact Cyber Arcade with 250 of those games, including a few of the games in the video. They're still making new variants of these Cyber Arcade series.

  • @lifeofgeorgieb
    @lifeofgeorgieb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i live in maine and did my prison time here and spent 500$ on a ps2, 4 games, tv, fan and radio. I still have my clear tv from prison, now some places have tablets. Ah how the times changed lol

  • @leejaye7698
    @leejaye7698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The jpay tablet and the mini game device saved me from going crazy in prison. We were on a week long lock down and it's really tough to hang on to your sanity, these devices allowed me to escape the walls of prison. I'm so happy that these came to minnesota when I went to prison, never again will I return, I'm Happy with my xbox one in the free world

    • @girthbrooks39
      @girthbrooks39 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Best leave them kids alone then.

  • @CaptainComedy
    @CaptainComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Glad you’re around still. Love revisiting your channel almost once every month. Take care and stay safe, hope you’ve got more up your sleeve. If not, hope you’re happy with whatever you’re up to, dude!

    • @StopDropRetro
      @StopDropRetro  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm very happy, especially after reading all these comments! I have more coming soon

    • @DawnDashi
      @DawnDashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hi james

    • @CaptainComedy
      @CaptainComedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DawnDashi hi dashi!!!!

  • @diabeticmonkey
    @diabeticmonkey 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The phone with “dookie” on it got me

  • @Lesterman_1
    @Lesterman_1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Got locked up in North Carolina and was sent to a camp that consisted of two connected bunk houses and had a total of what appeared to be, no more than four guards on premises at all times. When they walked me in I passed a room on the left that had a pool table in it. If a ball got near one of the corner pockets it would help itself in but, other than that it was a fine pool table! My mind was blown! 🤔🤯

  • @HaplessOne
    @HaplessOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    11:30 is actually a warped version of a song from the anime Naruto. It usually plays when a main character starts to excel in any given battle.

    • @katusuno
      @katusuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I knew it sounded familiar lol

    • @Blackshadow164
      @Blackshadow164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rising courage from the Naruto OST.

    • @jacobhammett4717
      @jacobhammett4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never would've noticed that, had you not pointed it out.

    • @jordandrukqsz4026
      @jordandrukqsz4026 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Excell at any given battle” bro I’m like drinking sheit, chill with the jokes.

    • @Mousenkeybord1
      @Mousenkeybord1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BELIVE IT!

  • @Nite421
    @Nite421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    The motor ralley theme is literally the raising fighting spirit theme from naruto

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i noticed that

    • @otakudante321
      @otakudante321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to check the comments to see if anyone else noticed that besides me😂😂

  • @dankachilles9356
    @dankachilles9356 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "While this dad convicted of fraud is playing the clear tunes one" fuuuuuck me bro that was excellent 😂

  • @shinoftherain8481
    @shinoftherain8481 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Tune in the motorbike game at 11:37 Is a botched version of the raising fighting spirit song from Naruto. I knew it the minute I heard it.😂