The World's Strangest Borders Part 4: Ocean Madness

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  • @MegaBradster1
    @MegaBradster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7053

    Brunei: Hey guys I just want this little rectangle here
    Everyone else: Laughs and starts building military bases

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      I do feel bad for them, though I think maybe make a special zone for the islands everyone contests where they divide the profits (probably won't work cause greed) like 90% of their claims are reasonable (minus china's claims which are closer to 70% reasonable) so for now say they get all their currently uncontested claims and then work on the contested ones. (Brunei gets their area though, Malaysia needs to stop being a dick and claiming the land directly away from Brunei)

    • @someguyontheinternet7
      @someguyontheinternet7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      speedy01247 Yeah, but I guess Malaysia wants Sabah (North-Eastern Borneo) & Sarawak (North-Western Borneo) to be more accessible to each other, which would be more difficult if their maritime EEZ was separated by Bruneian territory.

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@someguyontheinternet7 So make an agreement with Brunei allowing Malaysian passenger and cargo ships to pass through their EEZ for a modest fee. Don't just steal the whole thing.

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @speedy01247 China’s claims are 10% reasonable not 70%. That 10% is the northern stuff by Japan (because if they they own Taiwan like they say they do, their EEZ is around that too). But the entire South China Sea claim is baseless and unreasonable.

    • @muhammadfirdaus2290
      @muhammadfirdaus2290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@speedy01247 Malaysia already build air base at the spratly island

  • @jonnyowens5046
    @jonnyowens5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6036

    “Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?”
    - Britain has left the chat

    • @isabellep25
      @isabellep25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jonny Owens :< 😂

    • @senkobread1215
      @senkobread1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Argentina: cuz there Beautiful

    • @cayde-6feetunder531
      @cayde-6feetunder531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      -The United States Of America has joined the chat

    • @bishton
      @bishton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cayde-6feetunder531 -everyone else leaves

    • @dxkaiyuan4177
      @dxkaiyuan4177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rockall!!!

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    Everyone: Why would you sail around the world just to fish in a Russian sea?
    Poland: You wouldn't get it.

    • @kevinhermawan369
      @kevinhermawan369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Fish from vodka

    • @Typhyr
      @Typhyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Any excuse to tell Russia to F* off is a good excuse for Poland.

    • @frederickoftheartic2209
      @frederickoftheartic2209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Revenge? I mean the russians invaded poland countless times.....but dat doesn't explain germany

    • @eVill420
      @eVill420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@frederickoftheartic2209 does the first world war ring any bells? east germany perhaps?

    • @amei653
      @amei653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LUNAR BLOODDROP funny cause they don't hate you

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    Rock: exists
    England: “this is my rock”

    • @Cheezzy
      @Cheezzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      This is actually true. Idk how long ago it was, but England were giving out about irish fisherman who were fishing near a rock that they claimed

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      earth:exist
      UK:this is mine

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Another place owned by another country
      UK:I'm gonna pretend I did not see that and claim it

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *UK

    • @sxeeth
      @sxeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I’m British and this is so true

  • @potato733
    @potato733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    Sea : exist
    China : that's free real estate

    • @aqif5257
      @aqif5257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Dog: *exist*
      China: So I went ding ding down

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      China: ( ^ω^)

    • @NSluiter
      @NSluiter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Anything: Exists
      China: This mine now

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@NSluiter anything exist: Britain mine now.

    • @skysthelimitvideos
      @skysthelimitvideos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s more like the Dutch

  • @alexsutton2271
    @alexsutton2271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Basically Chinese territorial claims in a nutshell
    Mars: Exist
    China: Mars is the “Red” planet therefore implying Mars has been a part of China since ancient times

    • @chandy3859
      @chandy3859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Communist nation: wait a minute

    • @GastonBoucher
      @GastonBoucher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      China will grow larger.

    • @Aniwazoa
      @Aniwazoa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Just wait until space colonization starts, we will see a repeat of these claims all over again.

    • @jamaljamil1247
      @jamaljamil1247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GastonBoucher C&C ???

    • @GastonBoucher
      @GastonBoucher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamaljamil1247 ofc

  • @thebabayega
    @thebabayega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2865

    Everybody : talking about south China sea borders
    Indonesia : Let me in. LET ME INN

    • @khalilmqds4946
      @khalilmqds4946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Now they're already in

    • @revinokenny9839
      @revinokenny9839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Natuna

    • @catmilos9603
      @catmilos9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yep

    • @s14redd89
      @s14redd89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bruh

    • @mr.cannedble9724
      @mr.cannedble9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      China vs Indonesia
      I think china will win because china have more infantry, weapons, ship and submarine not include nuclear

  • @The_zenithgod
    @The_zenithgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3266

    China is like that kid at preschool who said every toy is his

    • @TheSillyDucke
      @TheSillyDucke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I laughed when I read that

    • @rakata1987
      @rakata1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      which is why China is becoming so successful

    • @AyangStudios
      @AyangStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmao true

    • @randomman9261
      @randomman9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Not true since that sea is known internationally as the SOUTH CHINA SEA

    • @aurorarichardson5131
      @aurorarichardson5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmao so true XD lolololololololololololol

  • @helenivor1443
    @helenivor1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    Brunei: I just want this small rectangular territory
    Other Southeast Asian countries: That's cute but no

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Brunei: Okay, mine seems pretty reasonable
      Malaysia: Nah, you got no coast

    • @kanzai12
      @kanzai12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      South Asia mean those Indian, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka etc

    • @zikrex9505
      @zikrex9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Except indonesia lol

    • @argonauts56au1kera6
      @argonauts56au1kera6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lol, Brunei isn't in South Asia. I think you meant Southeast Asia.

    • @healtheworldforabetterplac7574
      @healtheworldforabetterplac7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      EDIT THIS INTO SOUTH EAST ASIA AND WE WILL PRETEND WE DIDNT SAW YOUR “other south asian countries” comment

  • @lukerochevot
    @lukerochevot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    "Why does everyone care about these tiny, rocky islands?"
    Oil: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

    • @theyoshi202
      @theyoshi202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And people think only America is obsessed with it

    • @DBT1007
      @DBT1007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Actually..it's mostly not because oil. South China Sea is about the important sea route.
      Any country that can control this area will be rich like how Singapore, Malaysia, and Indonesia did in the Malay strait.
      And it is also for military.

    • @pewpew9711
      @pewpew9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theyoshi202 Funny you say that, because it's a true statement. The arctic race is a prime example of this. Why would Russia want control over an icy wasteland? That's right, oil.

    • @aswd45-mk14
      @aswd45-mk14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pew PewPew Pew actually, there is a fight between Canada, USA, Russia, and I thing Norway ( other nord European country) for that oil.

    • @gabrielgan369
      @gabrielgan369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      USA: Did I smell oil? Need some liberation?

  • @edgaradriantorres8564
    @edgaradriantorres8564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    Did Poland and Panama just cross half of the world to bother Russia?!

    • @panakap2186
      @panakap2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Yes, because fuck Russia

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Polish have a hard on to fuck over Russia anyway they can.

    • @id10cyy
      @id10cyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What mad lads.

    • @DiscoDashco
      @DiscoDashco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jordandennis6794 you can call it “fucking over” while plenty of others see it as historical payback.

    • @aminadabbrulle8252
      @aminadabbrulle8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DiscoDashco It's not exactly contradictory.

  • @flashstar1234
    @flashstar1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Brunei: So about water territory
    Malaysia: I’m going to stop you right there
    Philippines: Hold up one minute
    Vietnam: What were we talking about?
    *The two twins that hate each other have entered the chat*

  • @amjkodaz
    @amjkodaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    I'm half Polish. I laughed when they sailed across the world to get revenge on Russia

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If you Poles hate Russia so much why just not wage war against them and invade their territories, after all you are selling yourself out to US arms?

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@olzhas1one755 war isn't the answer.

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@xesphor1436 Tell that to those Nazi armies

    • @xesphor1436
      @xesphor1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jekesan4221 who are you calling nazi lmao

    • @jekesan4221
      @jekesan4221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xesphor1436 germans

  • @alder2460
    @alder2460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    Everyone: You can't just go for fishing in Russian sea
    Poles: Well yes, but actually no
    Everyone: You going to piss them off
    Poles: That's even better, hold my vodka, i'm going now

    • @Maks-si3xl
      @Maks-si3xl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So Polish. Thats how we are!

    • @wastedoxys
      @wastedoxys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Literally somethibg I can only see Poland doing, sailing far away to piss off Russians

    • @osop1858
      @osop1858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hold my vodka, actually nvm I'm taking it with me

    • @mohamedmahadi3607
      @mohamedmahadi3607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      alder24 can you people stop with this meme format? It’s sickening

    • @vr0684
      @vr0684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@osop1858 so bad...

  • @kimyongin1987
    @kimyongin1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "No, we are staying out of it"
    - Indonesia, watching from the Natuna Islands
    Edit:
    "Oh, no, you won't"
    - China, now also claiming the Natuna Sea

  • @dessnom4333
    @dessnom4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    russia: * has the peanut hole
    poland: stonks

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Free real estate

    • @alejandroarroyo5124
      @alejandroarroyo5124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like "it's free real estate"

    • @Fytrzaczek21
      @Fytrzaczek21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, very Polish thing
      - you say, I can get these fish for free?!
      - well, it's on the other side of the world, but technically, ye...
      - KURWA STACHU PŁYNIEMY TAM

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Panama: *_S T O N K S_*

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Peanut hole: *exsist*
    Literally everyone: it's free real estate

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Uk: France, Why do you colonize so many little Islands?
    France: Its a surprise that will help us later.

    • @axdn5669
      @axdn5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordmaguire1862 prod

    • @isunlloaoll
      @isunlloaoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is so ironic. Britain took over all the best lands in the new worlds, and establish colonies that are so successful that they all became independent and wealthier than Britain.

    • @vinmister1119
      @vinmister1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ARVIN "we guide others a treasure we used to posses"

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    *The World's Strangest Borders:*
    1. Border between Anime and Hentai

    • @Kuddochan
      @Kuddochan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's pretty simple though. Can explain that with a Venn diagram or something as hentai is simply a smaller part of anime

    • @SGT676
      @SGT676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Kuddochan not all the time

    • @Kuddochan
      @Kuddochan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SGT676 Well it can obviously be in the form of manga, fanart, VNs etc too but again just put it in the middle of all the different mediums in a Venn diagram and you'll have your bases covered

    • @kiritouchiha4764
      @kiritouchiha4764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Simple, if pixelated dick goes to vagina then its hentai, if its intercrural its anime.

    • @TheKobasen
      @TheKobasen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Apparently the only clear border is private part visibility (even though it's censored) because some anime have the so called s*x scene and still count as anime.

  • @kevinthemusician4767
    @kevinthemusician4767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    China: "makes artificial islands"
    Japan: "Does the same"
    Also China: HEY YOU CANT DO THAT!

  • @SerialExperimentsKon
    @SerialExperimentsKon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    **See's title**
    **Knows you're going to Talk about the spratly Islands**

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok weeb

    • @SerialExperimentsKon
      @SerialExperimentsKon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Natogoon what's wrong with being a weeb?

    • @Natogoon
      @Natogoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SerialExperimentsKon lmao where does it say "wrong"?

    • @SerialExperimentsKon
      @SerialExperimentsKon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Natogoon Ich dachte erst du meinst es so

    • @sofya3033
      @sofya3033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SerialExperimentsKon weeb is a 'bad' word like loser or freak

  • @erikledmad
    @erikledmad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    UN: so how complicated you want your borders?
    Asian countries: Yes.

    • @moka8267
      @moka8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @yksii
      @yksii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha??

    • @moka8267
      @moka8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Gerard Holt Oof.

    • @lakaynemar
      @lakaynemar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It might be better if you change into ASEAN

    • @farryhandika
      @farryhandika 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      UN: so how complicated you want your borders?
      SEA: not really
      China: hi

  • @xangxung1672
    @xangxung1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    And now China's ships are messing around in Indonesia's EEZ and just have traspassed the Indonesian EEZ border

    • @Eru-
      @Eru- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If the sea water level rises.
      We could just ignore the existance of these smol rocky islands.
      And boom... it became an international sea. No one can claim.

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Eru- It will be like the international territory in the video. There will be no one in controll over the resources and deplete all fish es nearby. There will be more than 5 country to fight

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Except no one is prohibiting them from doing that. EEZ is not the same as territorial waters. EEZ grants right only for resource exploitation. Water transit is free to go.

    • @FA-qm9tl
      @FA-qm9tl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omega Alpha they are escorting chinese fishing ship doing illegal fishing inside Indonesia’s EEZ

    • @haiyo6735
      @haiyo6735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically every southeast asian country's EEZ

  • @lunaroku8526
    @lunaroku8526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Imagine having a large landmass but lacks in sea territory.
    China to ASEAN countries: _Lemme have yours_

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The countries:f^*k you and badbye

    • @3hase23
      @3hase23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *When china decide to troll stealing half of the sea territory just for oil*

    • @kurtiskurt1
      @kurtiskurt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cringe pfp you got there

  • @justanormalsponge1801
    @justanormalsponge1801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Brunei: i just want this rectangular area ok
    Other South East Asian countries: sorry do you mean *_OUR_* ?

    • @izzfp9802
      @izzfp9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That rectangular is the most important one.

    • @barsozuguler4744
      @barsozuguler4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Poor thing xddd. It have a single tiny own area and literally everyone in south asia sits on it

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's like the youngest brother in the family that get the little gifts but the most valuable one

    • @chawza8402
      @chawza8402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @George Nathanael Well that's cool. My analogy may not precise but I hope You know what i meant

    • @PacMacDo
      @PacMacDo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *SOVIET RUSSIA INTENSIFIES*

  • @jeffreyconley2144
    @jeffreyconley2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Vietnam, ''This is mine! Look I have a piece of land here!''
    Philippine, ''No it's mine! I also have a piece of land!''
    Malaysia, ''False! False! Mine! Mine! Look at this island!''
    Vietnam, ''Okay guys shut up! China, what do you think?''
    China *building artificial islands, ''I am neutral.''

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Also China: *"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"*

    • @flyinghigh2000
      @flyinghigh2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nah they just say "Look at the name, it's mine"

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its *ours* says russia

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@STB4G USSR anthem breathes

    • @CTcCaster
      @CTcCaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      More like
      China: the sea has been China’s since ancient times.

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Brunei: "Here's my EEZ claim guys. Does it seem reasonab-"
    Malaysia: "Screw you that's mine."
    Vietnam: "No screw you."
    Philippines: "No screw you."
    China: "No screw you."
    Taiwan: "No screw y- I mean me. Wait no I mean you. Wait what."

    • @MarioTheLiopleurodon
      @MarioTheLiopleurodon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The south China Sea EEZ can actually be smoothed out and work fine (also allow brunei to split the overlap) if we edited the borders, erased any overlap, and completely got rid of China

    • @sudonim7552
      @sudonim7552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MarioTheLiopleurodon Too bad people are greedy and will never agree to decrease the size of their claim to avoid conflict.

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @l.o.gfauzan1877
    @l.o.gfauzan1877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1351

    Taiwan: Finally, something I can agree with China

    • @sarangjassi1267
      @sarangjassi1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Taiwan not a state it's country

    • @redguy3256
      @redguy3256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      China always agrees with China

    • @Cidrecngo
      @Cidrecngo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@sarangjassi1267 its technically a country.. but its complicated, so lets just say its a country, but not recognized by the UN

    • @chees8067
      @chees8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      As a Taiwanese, I can say that Taiwan is both a country and not a country, it’s complicated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @nicholashsjd499
      @nicholashsjd499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@chees8067 taiwan is't country you lose the war

  • @redactedz6146
    @redactedz6146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Jesus christ this is why my head hurts when China is mentioned.

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now you understand why Tianemen Square happened.
      DEMOCRACY OVER COMMUNISM (But not in Hoi4)

    • @yazyaz2969
      @yazyaz2969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this also the reason so many chinese country state try to separate from china??

    • @jacobsiebe696
      @jacobsiebe696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hoàng Nguyên your English is good ,

    • @SonLe-mk4sq
      @SonLe-mk4sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hoàng Nguyên nice predictions there historian

    • @JT-ru1ml
      @JT-ru1ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My heart bleeds whenever communists in China are mentioned.

  • @aqeeladaiyanzeva2731
    @aqeeladaiyanzeva2731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Now China also claims the North Natuna Islands in Indonesia

    • @kim.yuseok1
      @kim.yuseok1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Sembarangan aja cina nge klaim laut orang jangan kan kita, punya malaysia, pilifina, vietnam, brunei jepang aja di claim

    • @merickclare
      @merickclare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I really hate China and their official. But not the Chinese people.

    • @LKahlilR
      @LKahlilR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Philippines fault. Ask me why

    • @taehyungismyuwu6704
      @taehyungismyuwu6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LKahlilR why?

    • @vee3732
      @vee3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@LKahlilR Yeah, why?

  • @jacobg8162
    @jacobg8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    “Why does everyone care about these tiny rocky islands?”
    British Empire: *Cries in tea*

    • @jacobg8162
      @jacobg8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd you must be fun at parties

    • @flashteenz
      @flashteenz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A fellow A7X fan I see :D

    • @jacobg8162
      @jacobg8162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Flashteenz always 😁🤘

    • @somerandomguy___
      @somerandomguy___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just imagine a boomer style comic with every stereotypical look of a Brit crying out tea instead of tears

    • @MurdersAndExecutions
      @MurdersAndExecutions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stealing is not good

  • @shaunvrse
    @shaunvrse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Aquatic Animals who were confused whether what language they’ll going to speak. Ended up learning all of it.😂

    • @zharazarine5549
      @zharazarine5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂

    • @johni_cuh
      @johni_cuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fish : *Exists*
      ASEAN Countries : *Hehe , confusion time*

    • @XiELEd4377
      @XiELEd4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The funniest part is that a lot of countries in Southeast Asia have hundreds of languages. In Philippines we have ~150

  • @smallfoot5689
    @smallfoot5689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    The Russians took their land,
    so the Poles took their *fish*

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, that land belongs to Ukraine now. Go steal Ukrainian fish.

    • @voltek9738
      @voltek9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @LUNAR BLOODDROP ?

    • @paulanthony4499
      @paulanthony4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Q

  • @jerryg1692
    @jerryg1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Technically, couldn’t Russia just blockade the “Peanut hole?” Since it is surrounded by Russian waters anyway lol.

    • @person8064
      @person8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No one knows...

    • @estoniaboodoingmapping1095
      @estoniaboodoingmapping1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No,because russia is dumb and only use their money to lose proxy wars just to USA

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Contrary to that estonian idiot, no. They could legally not do that.
      The video might suggest a confusion made between territorial waters and EEZ (exclusive economic zone) which are 2 different things. To quote Wikipedia for the simplest definition I could find: 'the difference between the territorial sea and the exclusive economic zone is that the first confers full sovereignty over the waters, whereas the second is merely a "sovereign right" which refers to the coastal state's rights below the surface of the sea. The surface waters, as can be seen in the map, are international water'
      To put it into detail: in Russian waters, aka territorial waters belonging to Russia, they could do whatever they want and you are not allowed to pass through them. The limit for this area is 20km from the shore. In an EEZ you are not allowed to fully restrict water transit. The best you could do is set up stationary objectives, like oil platforms, but that's all. A slightly particular case is with the Kerch Strait and the new Crimean bridge

    • @SkiddyGaming
      @SkiddyGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@estoniaboodoingmapping1095 Russia has been participating in proxy wars with the US yes, but over the last couple decades they've been almost exclusively defensive ones (propping up allied governments against US proxies) while the US has been on the offense... it's not so much a choice on the part of the Russians in most of these case as an obligation if they wish to maintain or enhance their influence, and prevent total US hegemony (which they most certainly do wish to do).
      Worth noting also that those proxy wars haven't been going half badly for Russia over the last half decade plus. US backed "rebels" (led most prominently by Al-Qaeda in Syria, though they like to avoid mentioning that bit) have almost completely failed to oust Russia ally Assad in Syria, with Russian intervention having pretty thoroughly helped crush that threat by now (Syria is currently mopping up the last remnant in Idlib province), the US backed Saudi-led Coalition has failed to put down the Iranian aligned Houthis in Yemen, and the US backed attempted coup in Venezeula flopped inside of a week, with Russian/Chinese ally Maduro retaining power to this day, despite US backed pretender Guadios constant posturing (which has gotten him nothing less but thrown out of the leadership of his own opposition, let along the country as a whole).
      If anybody is losing money on dumb proxy wars they aren't winning, it's the US, who would probably be well advised to look inward and invest some of that money in public healthcare and education instead.

    • @kiyoinaa
      @kiyoinaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LUNAR BLOODDROP actually no, the Chinese are way better than US for being absolute fools and jerks anyway theyre just trying to mess around like they did with the peanut hole...

  • @MortyMortyMorty
    @MortyMortyMorty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Polish people: Let's sail 30 000 km to catch some fish just to mess with Russia.

    • @mikihirai335
      @mikihirai335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sail*

    • @MortyMortyMorty
      @MortyMortyMorty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikihirai335 oh fuck

    • @tarmac4220
      @tarmac4220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You will not get it

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Russia : Poland why you do this???
      Poland : *Remember 1939?!* It is called *Revenge* bitch.

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Normie

  • @Combustion803
    @Combustion803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Vietnam, Philippines, Brunei, Malaysia : Arguing about their EEZ
    China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ IS NOW MY PROPERTY"*
    Indonesia : Thank god, it's not my territory getting cla~
    China : *"HIPPITTY HOPPITTY, YOUR EEZ AND NATUNA IS NOW MY PROPERTY"*
    Indonesia : *"LOUD Keemstar Scream"*

  • @fierman_diehm
    @fierman_diehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    China : trying to claim indonesia EEZ with ancient backstory
    Indonesia : excuseme,do you know an ancient Kingdom named Majapahit and Sriwijaya?
    China : wait, thats illegal

    • @kay870
      @kay870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      mongol empire join the chat

    • @realcatinside6499
      @realcatinside6499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      uni Soviet

    • @melopc
      @melopc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No earth beneath the heaven does not belong to the Emperor. 普天之下 莫非王土。

    • @aimanff969
      @aimanff969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Johor Empire has joined the chat

    • @fierman_diehm
      @fierman_diehm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Micky Calebro is that so? Do you have any reliable source?

  • @TILR
    @TILR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I can see why Russia was annoyed with the peanut hole. Like come on guys XD

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That was hilarious.

    • @TILR
      @TILR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@GarrusN7 I know right just think about if you were Russia just sitting there not being able to do something when its literally right next to you XD

    • @nobblkpraetorian5623
      @nobblkpraetorian5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      While I'm usually against revenge, what the Poles did brought a smile to my face.

    • @TILR
      @TILR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nobblkpraetorian5623 lol that's true

    • @wolfedya1
      @wolfedya1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TILR It's pretty sad how the poles were willing to take part in completely decimating a sea environment for petty political revenge. People then wonder why the russians are so hypernationalistic.

  • @nickgehr6916
    @nickgehr6916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Everyone: *This is my sea*
    China: No, this is *OUR SEA*
    *_*Soviet anthem intensifies_*

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not yours it's OUR ocean.

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Qam05 Because *c o m m u n i s m*

    • @qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890
      @qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hiimapop7755 In fact China is as far away from communism as OECD countries.

    • @STB4G
      @STB4G 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Qam05 ikr

    • @jamesmoriarty9433
      @jamesmoriarty9433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communism is evil. Never forget.

  • @CT-Jesse-nv2wi
    @CT-Jesse-nv2wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Nobody :
    Exactly nobody :
    China : hey, you know that once upon a time ancient china kingdom own entire ocean before the extinction of dinosaurs

  • @zeffmalchazeen3429
    @zeffmalchazeen3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I am from the Philippines and this video made me understand why the Spratly Islands are being fought over. At first I thought only the Chinese and Filipinos are the ones fighting over this area.

    • @LongNguyen-tn6jw
      @LongNguyen-tn6jw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vietnamese here, at first i thought only about us and China kekw

    • @avacado3546
      @avacado3546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Filipino here..... I think we just like to say IT'S CHINA.

    • @XiELEd4377
      @XiELEd4377 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avacado3546 yeah, I know a chinese grandma who doesn't really care about China

    • @Percise_bee
      @Percise_bee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XiELEd4377 realistic Ukrainian map

    • @iuemiuchinhieulama
      @iuemiuchinhieulama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Paracel Islands and Spratly Islands belong to Vietnam.
      Quần đảo Hoàng Sa và Quần đảo Trường Sa là của Việt Nam.

  • @alfredofswitzerland9321
    @alfredofswitzerland9321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Singapore: exists
    Singapore: has an extremely crucial port for sea trades
    South East Asian Countries: *n0 watter for u*

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Singapore: 'cries' with Malaysia 1km north and Indonesia (Batam, Bintan & other Riau islands) 20km south of it

    • @wongijen9167
      @wongijen9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lzh4950 Yes. I feel so sad for my country

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poor little cousin 😂. Wait is that why Sing depends on Malaysia for clean drinking water? Or have things changed since then?

    • @easthulk99
      @easthulk99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pooja350 No, because of political reason. But I wouldn't just give away a land that easily.

    • @calvinnyala9580
      @calvinnyala9580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Singapore lack sea? No problems, we rule the air then...

  • @mentalscots9412
    @mentalscots9412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i love how you are able to smoothly include sponsorships in ur videos, you do it so well i actually watch it instead of skipping

  • @ramraghavendra7178
    @ramraghavendra7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Everyones is gangsta until Mongolia and Ottoman empire starts claiming land based on history

    • @YuzuEdelweiss
      @YuzuEdelweiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Great Britain:

    • @ramraghavendra7178
      @ramraghavendra7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@YuzuEdelweiss ohh shit,my country is one of them🤣

    • @neoxwx
      @neoxwx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole Iberian Peninsula, France and *Russia* be like:

  • @yudikurniaadiputra5766
    @yudikurniaadiputra5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    November 2019 : China takes everybody sea territory
    January 2020 : add Indonesia in the list
    .
    .
    .

    • @pietrow138
      @pietrow138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What happened to China-Indonesia?

    • @yudikurniaadiputra5766
      @yudikurniaadiputra5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@pietrow138 china cost guard recently escorted Chinese fisherman ship to stealing Indonesian fish from Indonesia's EEZ

    • @MArpin-re3sr
      @MArpin-re3sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And that wrong decicion of china

    • @Sheirvy
      @Sheirvy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I like how youtube recommendation bring indonesians to here just because there's tension going on with china lol

    • @ddm3437
      @ddm3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pietrow138 Beijing claimed South China Sea in the North Natuna Sea (before South China Sea too). It just cause from historical. You can read that news from Indonesian sites

  • @Sam-O-matic
    @Sam-O-matic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    British Empire: We still are the rulers of the sea!
    Laughs in french EEZ.
    Edit: grammar wars.

    • @Haxerous
      @Haxerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      EEZ

    • @zainchandia7355
      @zainchandia7355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ashlinmario sequeira this proves why it’s better to pronounce z as zed (British) rather than zee (American) as foreigners might confuse it with c.

    • @Haxerous
      @Haxerous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zainchandia7355 well I pronounce it as zed so yeah not gonna dispute your argument. British English for the win.

    • @gabrieldutra3176
      @gabrieldutra3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hon hon hon hon hon V A J O N

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      USA: "Haha, that's a funny joke, cousin."

  • @theunfunny421
    @theunfunny421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    *China and almost every south east Asia Fighting about EEZ*
    Indonesia:eating popcorn
    *China after finish with them* :build military base inside Indonesia EEZ
    *Indonesia give his popcorn to Singapore*
    *Indonesia stand up in dramatic way and walk to China*
    Indonesia:The what??

    • @_floof1582
      @_floof1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Now its time for singapore to eat popcorn

    • @ddm3437
      @ddm3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@_floof1582 lol

    • @_Nemo2210
      @_Nemo2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Indonesia: I'm gonna do what called pro gamer move!

    • @commentorbot3979
      @commentorbot3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      just waiting for china to show up in the singapore straits

    • @bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605
      @bigbrainbighartbighandbigp4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      before china claim north natuna sea they alredy beat vietnam filipin malaysia. if china beaten indonesia they will claim singapore too and give the popcorn to thailand

  • @ja-vishaara
    @ja-vishaara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Fishing fleets in the Peanut Hole: "It's free real estate"

  • @LivingDeathGuy
    @LivingDeathGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Brunei be like “why y’all hate me?”

    • @str2010
      @str2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Singapore be like "I feel you, bro,"

    • @Jdm491
      @Jdm491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@str2010 East Timor: I get no recognition

    • @tayronrenkanyanunggun2961
      @tayronrenkanyanunggun2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Jdm491
      Papua New Guinea: I'm almost undiscovered guys.

    • @zauber4325
      @zauber4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tayronrenkanyanunggun2961 BRUH FOR REAL THO 😂😂😂😂

  • @axdn5669
    @axdn5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "The World's Strangest Borders"
    *Me, a **-Northern-** Irish individual:* "I am unaware of such political border"

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *United Ireland* 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

    • @banana_man_101
      @banana_man_101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@galaxyred7 Ok IRA

  • @jancarlocozo317
    @jancarlocozo317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Here in the Philippines, China's coast guard is literally in our 200 nautical mile EEZ and claims it is in their jurisdiction.

    • @cringepapc69oribvrr
      @cringepapc69oribvrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @i cant breathe our president is a China's puppet. He is so scared to China that he didn't do what he said during his campaign at 2016.

    • @lvl50hogrider5
      @lvl50hogrider5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @i cant breathe if you attack war will start, everyone is waiting for that move for a long now.

    • @YoungFresho
      @YoungFresho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cringepapc69oribvrr if du30 disagrees or retaliate of some sort, china will start a war against us

    • @cringepapc69oribvrr
      @cringepapc69oribvrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YoungFresho pretty true to be honest, I remember what happened to Vietnam when they did that back in the 90's I think

    • @thegayestmfalive
      @thegayestmfalive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that why Duterte wanted to buy the BrahMos missiles?

  • @shaunvrse
    @shaunvrse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Wow China be messin’ with Japan, Taiwan, Philippines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam including their allies..😮

    • @JanQ07
      @JanQ07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It is like ASEAN + Allies(Japan, S. Korea, US, UK, France, and etc.) Vs. China😂😂😂

    • @not_autistic_336
      @not_autistic_336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mostly all asian countries hate them

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@not_autistic_336 yes they f k eachother

    • @not_autistic_336
      @not_autistic_336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Joel Ygot as a neighbouring country in china they are very selfish to the point we dont like when they visit our country

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes but china has people on phillipines we like them :)

  • @amedeolivio534
    @amedeolivio534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Real life lore makes a video about weird ocean borders
    *every swamp of water around china starts sweating nervously*

  • @kelvinpang438
    @kelvinpang438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Hole in Russia's water : exists
    Foreign ships : It's free real estate

    • @tymgamerz
      @tymgamerz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imagine russia just declared that every ship that passed through their waters must pay a million per pax and the companies that went in the hole became bankrupt if they exited

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tymgamerz
      They legaly can't do that

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HonestHappyHater Why not?It's their waters.Its a terrible idea through as Russia will receive heavy backlash and every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia cause they ain't going to pay 1m/pax.What would have been good is if Russia declared that every ship that is in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for all that fishing that result in heavy losses of fish for Russia's sea in that area.

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tymgamerz That's a terrible idea every nation on earth will stop trading with Russia as they ain't going to pay 1m/pax just to trade with Russia.What would be good is if they declared every ship in the hole have to pay 1m/pax as compensation for the fish lost in that area.

    • @HonestHappyHater
      @HonestHappyHater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kelvinpang438
      According to UN Convention of the Law of the Sea they can't.
      We are talking about an EEZ here, not territorial waters.
      That means that Russia has exclusive rights to manage resources there, but it can't tax the area, nor they can stop ships that swim through... unless these ships are pirate ships or try to exploit the resources inside the EEZ, then they can stop the ships, but still not tax.
      The whole document is on UN website, if you really want to check that.
      Besides, if that was possible, and Russia did this, then in retaliation from western nations they would loose access to Panama Channel, Danish Straits and straits north of Canada

  • @ikanlucu123
    @ikanlucu123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    China is trying to take Indonesian Natuna Island now on 😂👌

    • @mustthopasultanovachalih2843
      @mustthopasultanovachalih2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iI thinnk chaina is brave

    • @ikanlucu123
      @ikanlucu123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They're leaving already

    • @thefourthreich2039
      @thefourthreich2039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ikanlucu123 they're back again actually

    • @ikanlucu123
      @ikanlucu123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They're leaving again actually

    • @eongpinlee
      @eongpinlee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      both of them are the same. Like to claim everything ahaha

  • @ryanramjattan8714
    @ryanramjattan8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Brunei: Guys, can we just be friendly?
    Literally the entire South China sea: Haha no

  • @johnc4122
    @johnc4122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Vietnamese maritime borders: *exists*
    China: *”Hippity hoppity your water is my property”*

    • @Green_Magolor_Gijinka
      @Green_Magolor_Gijinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Others:China fuck off

    • @bennetxia8707
      @bennetxia8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think you mean phillipines Vietnam has some pretty absurd maritime borders as well. I mean not as absurd as China but pretty absurd.

    • @AnDrei-nf5jb
      @AnDrei-nf5jb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty much every one in the south of asia

    • @sweetpotato3910
      @sweetpotato3910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Look at this video. Your vietname country claim EEZ like china 6:45
      Why you only blame china. You greedy bastard

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sweetpotato3910 Mostly because the border of vietnam is still fairly small. (Though I would mind you not to say it as "Your vietname country" that could be false)
      In comparison, China is much much more ridiculous.
      Another thing to note is Vietnam is a part of the ASEAN, so the other countries don't mind (Read: Tolerate) their claims too much.
      While China isn't a part of the ASEAN, and China definitely doesn't have the other ASEANs in their mind when they claimed that EEZ.

  • @Andromediens
    @Andromediens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    UK: I'm still an empire considering my sea territories
    France: Hon Hon Hon... omae wa mou *shindeiru*

    • @monicat9110
      @monicat9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andromediens NanI

    • @human8985
      @human8985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NANI?

    • @pravijarajesh
      @pravijarajesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *_NANI?_*

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *WHAT!* (Its BRITAN you stupid idiots not japan, and ik get ‘woooshed’ so shut up)

    • @Luciddream150
      @Luciddream150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *france: hon hon hon... you are already dead*

  • @richmondxavieriringan7491
    @richmondxavieriringan7491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Brunei: let me just have this small piece of sea
    Malaysia: I’ll take this area plus whatever that guy has
    Vietnam & Philippines: Idk about you guys but we also have legal claims to these areas
    China: IDC, What you all have is mine
    Taiwan: Im you so what you have is basically mine!
    Other Countries: Can we just effing pass the area?

    • @mielium5619
      @mielium5619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indonesia: *sitting in the back*
      China: oh no you dont get to sit back and this used to be chinese land so this is m i n e
      Indo: nop. Sriwijaya and majapahit. (Sriwijaya was in the 8th century and majapahit around 16th century iirc)

    • @pomegranade
      @pomegranade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that taiwan thing is hilarious 😂

    • @agustiaraelakh3623
      @agustiaraelakh3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      China: IDGAS

    • @JT-ru1ml
      @JT-ru1ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is Taiwan there is only one China

    • @allenchung3993
      @allenchung3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khoado2060 Government in TW is suck

  • @janreydoctolero1819
    @janreydoctolero1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Chinese: Wants a military Base and International route
    Filipino: Defending their territory for the small Time fishermen who Feeds their family with only 10$ a day
    CHINA LEAVE THEM ALONE!

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ph government: *lets not hurt chinas feelings* 😢😢😢😢

    • @joshuavallente7057
      @joshuavallente7057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nihilist Robot Haha. Sadly, the Philippine president and the government cares more about China’s feelings than that of its own people.

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@joshuavallente7057 lol the president even wants to make the philippines a province of china
      Such a traitor

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @lol youtube is banned in china stop lying

    • @slightlyexistential1640
      @slightlyexistential1640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @ nobody bullies china, china is the bully himself everybody is just protecting whats theirs

  • @stefbos2000
    @stefbos2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Everyone: Uses there own legal EEZ'
    China: We don't do that here

    • @UnderTakerSN1
      @UnderTakerSN1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Alex Mercer well the eez of the Philippines is legal, Philippines filed a case about the disputed island also claimed by China, to the international arbitrary Court, and the court recognize the claim of Philippines. Which means that china has no authority in that place, but China didn't recognize the decision of the court.

    • @Sinyao
      @Sinyao 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And from then on the US had an aircraft carrier sitting around the area in case China decides to feel a bit uppity.

    • @Intrimrcx
      @Intrimrcx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jmark Mo why do you think the court is just for both countries? Why the territory of one country need to be dealt with other countries?

    • @Intrimrcx
      @Intrimrcx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jmark Mo like the USA ,made a bill to hk,how do you wanna hope it should be justice for the people? Have a brain plz,you can search for why there’s South China Sea ,why it should be China ,while every country had recognized it to China ,now you told me there isn’t?

    • @galaxyred7
      @galaxyred7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stef Bos
      Countries : *agrees on something*
      China : *laughs in communism*

  • @discryptency
    @discryptency 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Thank you so much for the video. This really helped to explain why China and the Philippines are continually at each other for the South China Sea(I know Malaysia and Brunei have part in it too, but I hear a lot of news between China and the Philippines)

    • @hanstheexplorer
      @hanstheexplorer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      West Philippine Sea*

  • @anotheryoutuber2819
    @anotheryoutuber2819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    4:16-4:22 it rhymes as if it were a poem

  • @E4439Qv5
    @E4439Qv5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The ocean is just an empty, flat, wasteland..."
    Me: _hmm, yes, the floor is made out of saltwater_

  • @JroeSR
    @JroeSR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    ASEAN: *scrambling up for maritime territory
    China: " *O P P O R T U N I T Y* "

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Today's fact: Alligators will give manatees the right of way if they are swimming near each other.

    • @zZesterr
      @zZesterr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What was yesterday’s fact

    • @quitebad459
      @quitebad459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zZesterr another fact will be given tmr

    • @radianzero
      @radianzero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idc

    • @zZesterr
      @zZesterr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I meant yesterday lemme edit dat

    • @pendlera2959
      @pendlera2959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been a week and no new facts... :(

  • @kaesonteo6059
    @kaesonteo6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Explaining to China how they can’t claim the entire sea by making “islands” is like explaining to a 4 year old brat how they can’t make/print money to be rich

    • @flyinghigh2000
      @flyinghigh2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Countries have been doing that for years. Look at light houses on a piece of rock somewhere. China only takes it much further. Built an airport and basically make the island bigger. The Spratleys are not even islands, they are rocks in the ocean

    • @angelo_alexpaguntalan411
      @angelo_alexpaguntalan411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@flyinghigh2000 no some islands which is kalayaan group of islands which is from our country Philippines, were there's a town their and maybe some country like Vietnam

    • @AlyverRevylaRend
      @AlyverRevylaRend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      China thinks as if they own everything in Asia

    • @xioucao5732
      @xioucao5732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      angelo alex paguntalan yes we do

    • @codenameaki6614
      @codenameaki6614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And using Phillipine's sand as an artifial island
      it only means Phillipines owns the island and China just created it lol
      Like the Random kid that owns the money that was created by China

  • @LogicA002
    @LogicA002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I am from the Philippines and I was actually surprised to learn that it was not only China that wanted to take the Spratly Islands. Stay safe my Southeast brothers!

  • @Quintaner
    @Quintaner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should go over the situation with the Caspian. That thing is very weird because of the fact that it’s historically been considered a sea but is geographically a lake

  • @Firecyyy
    @Firecyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Poland: Cool international waters
    Poland Raids it
    China: I want
    South Korea: Me too!
    Japan: Mine now
    Bulgaria: Cool let me see
    Ukraine: Ok
    Panama: Ok then ill do it

    • @theunfunny421
      @theunfunny421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Russian: *you have fall into my trap*

  • @glenxoseph
    @glenxoseph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The claim of south china sea by China was published by the ROC government in 1947. It had 11 dashes, so it was called 11-dash line. After ROC fled to Taiwan and PRC controlled Chinese mainland, PRC kept ROC's claim, but the premier Zhou Enlai removed two dashes in the Gulf of Tonkin, because PRC and Vietnam has already made a more precise territory agreement there, so since then it's called 9-dash line. Sometimes it's called 10-dash line because of the dash added to include Taiwan.
    ROC is still keeping the 11-dash line as their territory claim. Neither ROC nor PRC have filed a formal and specifically defined claim to the area within the dashes, so it's a pretty vague claim.
    During international talks involving the Spratly islands, PRC and ROC have cooperated with each other since both have the same claims.

  • @prabhuz143
    @prabhuz143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Poland be like: Gimme dat fish

  • @frankcl1
    @frankcl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The UN : China, how large do you want your EEZ to be?
    China : yes

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      America: *WAIT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!* 😒

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Mercer what is misinformation about it? The South China Sea is rather different than the Fawklands or French Polynesia. Those claims are universally known. The Spralty Islands have only recently become really important to these countries. So now they are all trying to insist they claim them. China's claim is foolish, Vietnam is in the same boat. I don't know historically who claims them. And when I say historically claims them, I mean documents that prove they own the islands from that time. Not someone saying they own it. What should happen is that the sea becomes international waters. But it's not like the South China Sea is the same as the UKs, France's, Netherlands, USs, Germany's, Russian, etc. International claims from Islands they own.

    • @UnderTakerSN1
      @UnderTakerSN1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok, china lost the case against Philippines, about the part of spratly island claimed by Philippines and China, in the international arbitrary Court. But china didn't recognize the decision.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UnderTakerSN1 why am I not surprised.

    • @andrei6154
      @andrei6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      technically they don't choose how far their eez is. 200 at max bro

  • @nguynzinh2584
    @nguynzinh2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Everyone: talking about Spratly Islands
    Meanwhile in the North...
    Paracel Islands: Why all of you always forget about me?

  • @pewpewdragon4483
    @pewpewdragon4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    World: You need land to claim EEZs
    China: * makes island *
    World: wait, that's illegal ._.

    • @arch455
      @arch455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      also world:
      wait we have past maps that dont have those island in it

    • @gripen6512
      @gripen6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this seems legit😂

    • @theunfunny421
      @theunfunny421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arch455 China : you are to dangerous to be left alive

    • @lokischeissmessiah5749
      @lokischeissmessiah5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also the UN convention on the law of the sea literally says that the islands cannot be artificial and must be capable of sustaining human habitation by themselves. So yes. It is definitively illegal.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lokischeissmessiah5749 Thar reminds me of one medditeranean "island" that got claimed by britain and italy before it sank again.
      At some point they had a diver with a flag on the underground peak "just in case" it breaks surface again.
      Or that rock owned by Ireland far off in the sea.

  • @malkius656
    @malkius656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    We dont really have problems with borders in southeast asia just like Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia that share close EEZ border. The only problem with China is that they militarized it thus gives us sense of danger.

  • @angrysocialist1553
    @angrysocialist1553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I wanna live in the middle of all that disputed area and declare it a country

    • @COYM_1908
      @COYM_1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      * Xi Jinping wants to know your location *

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You'll get yeeted by all of those country

    • @markcalton6717
      @markcalton6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, my country owns the West Philippine Sea and our president is insistent on the ownership. You dont wanna face an army of 181000

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark Calton and said army does not want to face however big China’s army is. But nobody wants to face the entire UN, so no armies will face off.

    • @99toyotacorolla
      @99toyotacorolla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@markcalton6717 isnt Duterte basically selling his entire country to China and kisses Jinping's ass?

  • @ilikedota5
    @ilikedota5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    while taiwan's claims are legally identical to the prc's due to legal quirks, in reality, they are not tho. Not all maps discussing this even include Taiwan's claims, but Taiwan's de facto claims (ignoring the lack of recognition), are still ridiculously huge. I'm guessing they are thinking their chance of getting anything recognized is incredibly slim, so its go big or go home I guess.

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, both the PRC and the RC claim to be the legitimate government of all of China. It's no surprise that they claim the same territory.

    • @ilikedota5
      @ilikedota5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qwertyTRiG I don't think their claims are actually identical. Not sure because alot of maps don't list Taiwan's claims and/or some are confusing

    • @gabj6816
      @gabj6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why doesnt nuke the disputed sea so that no one will go for it at all

  • @adamdfc9809
    @adamdfc9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    South east asia: "So these are OUR maritime borders."
    China: Laughs in communism

    • @CCTV_1984
      @CCTV_1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam DFC that's Our Sea Territory
      - international recognition sea of Francoria or The Rectangle Zone

    • @Wandrative
      @Wandrative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      More like laughs in Sinocentric Confucianism, Taiwan is on board with it also.
      Further proof that China is the main problem of cancer, not really communism as itself.

    • @alexcorvuscazador5596
      @alexcorvuscazador5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wandrative No you are right, its just the thing that put its one party ruling system goverment there in the first place, absolutly no responsability at all.
      (Talking specifically about China here not any other country which are a discussion of their own,but yes I do agree just like Homer said it sounds good in theory(to some limited extent) )

    • @senkobread1215
      @senkobread1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vietnam is a communist and communist rebels in the philippines is rising

    • @bd8594
      @bd8594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn’t Vietnam a communist country?

  • @glace8641
    @glace8641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:59 I prefer the term “the treaty of ver-seas”

  • @vanguard616
    @vanguard616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me: *Has geography test tomorrow about the EEZ*
    RLL: *Uploads vid*
    Me: "Welp, time to study by procrastinating I guess..."

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How'd your test go?

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SupersuMC It went alright, dunno about the results yet, it normally takes a week

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SupersuMC Update, I got a 14/20... which is around 70/100, Idk about US standards, maybe a B?

  • @luke.b52
    @luke.b52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I like how he says "optimistic" when referring to the Chinese EEZ so he doesn't get banned in china haha

    • @richardj6531
      @richardj6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He refers Taiwan as a country, u think he would care about getting ban in China?

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      youtube is banned in China altogether

    • @zhonghengliu2757
      @zhonghengliu2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude this whole website is banned in China. He just doesn't care.

    • @alexm566
      @alexm566 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he doesn't want to anger the Chinese, not the country

    • @milesedgeworth2431
      @milesedgeworth2431 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      social credit -15

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:58 finally we get our revenge for the past several centuries of history

  • @apia46
    @apia46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:27 RLL out of context: "Fish, obviously, swim wherever they want, in and out of different parts of the ocean, and the non-russian fleets didn't really care."

  • @Gabstermi
    @Gabstermi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: Ok Philippines, China, Malaysia and Vietnam. How many islands do you really want?
    Them: *YES*

    • @ramraghavendra7178
      @ramraghavendra7178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Singapore and Brunie:Why am i still here? just to suffer

  • @moss8245
    @moss8245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Brunei: This is mine
    Malaysia: Really?
    Phillipines: That's mine
    Vietnam: Is your name on it?
    China: 👁️🐽👁️

  • @alnotbiggaytho7124
    @alnotbiggaytho7124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Water: exists
    China: it's my continental shelf

  • @boojr0906
    @boojr0906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love your videos anyway that’s a fact, they are really intuitive and provide awesome content both entertaining and educational. But what I love the most is your transitions into the promotions. The password one here especially blew my head off before. Bravo.

  • @Edward_YT_WEC
    @Edward_YT_WEC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    South China Sea / Spratly Islands: **Has undiscovered oil**
    USA: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Of all the countries wanting control of those islands you bring up one that doesn't?

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @L.K I get that, but it doesn't apply here. If the US had a small island in the vicinity and they tried to claim it then it works. This came across as blending the setup and punchline of two different jokes.

    • @Typhyr
      @Typhyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason The US uses a thing called Proxy Politics, the US finds one country that will be their proxy, the proxy claims the territory, the US bcks the claim, the US gets the oil and the proxy gets some money in return

    • @cloudynitro
      @cloudynitro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jay_mw I don't want to be the "actually" gut but... Actually, the US has been active in those parts of the ocean by being a mediator among SEA countries and China.
      They even brought out a few of their destroyers there to secure them waters against China's bullying.
      We all know they are there just because they don't want the oil to go to China.

    • @UltimateAlgorithm
      @UltimateAlgorithm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuamatthews8326 US loves to intervenes other nations affairs. It is just in their DNA, especially when it is benefitting them. The difference between US and China is that China is more direct. While US covers their action to make them look good. But in terms of intervening other countries, US takes the cake.

  • @chainmbl4257
    @chainmbl4257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Philippines: Maybe we can share the spratly islands equally
    China: *No*

    • @connordrake5713
      @connordrake5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That happened really. The Duterte Admin collaborate with China to explore the West Philippine Sea(internationally known as South China sea) in search for fossil fuel.
      The share is 60% for Philippines and 40% for China. I don't have any new news yet regarding that.

    • @wuyi6945
      @wuyi6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viet nam: let me introduce myself

    • @three33three33
      @three33three33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well.. Duterte is the dumbest president the Philippines ever had.

    • @damnedcat13
      @damnedcat13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@three33three33 no

  • @SordMasta
    @SordMasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    aah yes, the "International Law of the Sea"...
    *laughs in Chinese and Turkish!!*
    *cries in SouthEastAsian and Greek*

  • @cinnamon5709
    @cinnamon5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Guys search "West Philippine sea" in Google!!!

    • @rikofebri627
      @rikofebri627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      North Natuna sea ?,south Vietnam sea ?,malahan sea ?

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SEA sea

    • @azissennin
      @azissennin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ra_alf9467 WTF?!

    • @azissennin
      @azissennin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ra_alf9467 south east Asia sea

    • @mikhailjessersantos5405
      @mikhailjessersantos5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phamnguyenminhquan It's West Philippines Sea

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    South east asia: "So these are our maritime borders."
    China: *_Laughs in Artificial Islands_*

    • @khurramzafar
      @khurramzafar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Laughs in characters*

    • @Mario123007
      @Mario123007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least 🇹🇼 Taiwan has the largest island in South China sea lol.

    • @czechslovakian
      @czechslovakian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, under UN law, artificial islands do not count.

    • @kentershackle1329
      @kentershackle1329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Mercer
      Yes agreed, US congress aka USA does not rectify the UNCLOS..
      While every nation agreed on the 12Nautical mile seaborder. US thinks they are special, theirs should be more🤭.

    • @kentershackle1329
      @kentershackle1329 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephen Jenkins
      US dun really care, dosent it..?.
      With its Super Carriers ..its EEZ is all over the world.

  • @erickreyes7902
    @erickreyes7902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brunei, Malaysia, Vietnam and Phillipines: WE WIN AS ONE!...
    China: SHI-SHE!...

  • @chees8067
    @chees8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    China: (starts claiming territories based on ancient historical claims)
    Mongolia: **gets up and stretches**
    Britain: **prepares to sing yakkos world**

  • @raghavanpradeep9371
    @raghavanpradeep9371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Spratly Islands: Thank god we have independence
    Everyone else:Builds military bases on artificial islands

  • @miguelmagana8244
    @miguelmagana8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I’m like 5 minutes late but this is the earliest I’ve been without notifications 👍

  • @Adrian-ve5tv
    @Adrian-ve5tv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Philippines' claim is probably the most legitimate

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh because it looks like a stickman its funny its also right just extend it

  • @tengkualiff
    @tengkualiff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg the fishing raiding parties are hilarious tbh

  • @TRRailfan
    @TRRailfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:40
    Me: oh, so the rule was changed so if you surround the water you own it
    RLL: continental shelf