*Finds Woody and pulls string* "There's a snake in my ass!" Y'know I always thought it was odd that Andy wanted to take Woody to college. I wonder what he was going to use him for....
Woody: "Has everyone picked a fuck buddy?" Potato Head: [sarcastically] "Will we have to hold hands?" I love how Potato Head's raw line gets a new meaning from what Woody was made to say, works so well. This YTP is pure wizardry.
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I love shit story
SHIT STORY THE SERIES
Fuck the people that dislike this video
I love this good one!!!!!!! 😂
This I My Super Awesome Username yeah the people that dislike this video are shit heads
8:05 “YOU… ARE… A… BIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!” How I feel about my snitch ex-coworker.
On The Trailer, It Says:
YOU... ARE... A... BETCH!
That is the funniest thing and the kid in the space shit
LMFAO
And SAAS lol
Funny shit
I laughed so hard when Andy said "Mom can I play black asshole"
lol same
Can I play black balls
Same here too it's at 8:34
'it is a mistake, because the bed here is my steak'
that's brilliant
😂
0:51 I need a 10 hours of this
Me too! 🥺😭
I agree
Fr
Same
Me too
9:51 the invisible man must be having a real good time with sid
He’s twerking! Funny right?
@@roastytoasty4350an invisible man is doing the funny with sid
literally lost my breath at
"My Shit!"
hope you get it back so you can enjoy the other shit stories :)
Same
Caron Nita yeet
Saame
How many Toy Story YTPs have I heard that in?!
7:44 it actually looks like he’s saying it
Javen Alexander exactly
Nah that's 11:24
he said ITS A PERFECT TIME TO FUCK IT
Yup legit
@@sabimenow same
4:32 “I think the word you’re searching for is SOS”
anime lover 95 it’s a DEAD VERSION OF YOU 🆘
The word im searching for i csnt sah because im g e y
Sus
I always wonder that
“The word I’m searching for, I can’t say, because I’m gay”😂
3:44 This scene of Toy Story sounds like a controversy to young audiences.
What he’s swearing (edit)
MY SHIT
To infinity and SH*T
My favorite parts fr
0:20
0:30 - 0:38
1:00 - 1:05
1:23 - 1:26
1:30 - 1:39
1:40 - 1:46
1:56 - 1:58
2:19 - 2:21
2:41
2:46 - 3:17
3:22 - 3:28
3:37 - 3:42
3:44
3:49 - 3:59
4:08
4:10
4:25 - 4:40
4:46 - 4:58
5:14 - 5:30
5:35 - 5:37
5:38 - 5:43
5:51 - 5:54
5:58 - 6:33 this whole part tbh
7:15 - 7:32
7:40 - 8:16
8:19 - 8:21
This video will always have me dieing lmao
5:13 To infinity and *SAAS*
15sixmedia why did this kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoshi It’s all in the way he says *SAAS* 😂😂😂
Put on the captions
Now Fuck Offf lol
Funny thing
I love this part 1:43 to be more specific. "What's going on down there is his mom losing a mom"
B o o b s
@@anthonyortiz6189 chichis
I died at "A good soldier never f*cks a man from behind!"
LOL
H O O H
Hey mono
Damn. I’m not a good soldier.
Same
7:39 I literally died laughing at this part
Now let’s aaall be polite, and give whatever it is up there a nice, big, STEAK
Steak
mee
Let’s all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice big err errr err
The best 2021 meme
Andy's room AF
To infinity and *SOS*
wHerE’s ThE LaMb saUcE
Sos
Allison_ Hdez08 SOS*
🤣
To infinity and Sus
Buzz lightyear was not an impostor
1 impostor remain
4:36 The word I'm searching for I can't say because I'm gay
My excuse for everything
Sus
@doom guy69 lol now that word is in among us 🤣
3:30 too much caffeine
I am now dead
I'd say xD
Underrated😂
Oh no he's gonna get tumor then lol
@@NintendoGirl49 oh...poor buzz
1:45 did some just notice that 😂😂
Wtf i didn't see that!
I don’t want to see that It’s gross 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Don’t Laugh that is disgusting he didn’t even censor it
He had a bit to much fun
@@MZSンドMM2K10Backuptoo bad so sad i laughed
2:42 the shining: HERE'S JOHNNY
3:44 thank u I always hoped someone would edit that
9:54
9:54
9:54
9:54
No chains allowed #NoChainPolice
3:43
*GASP* "My SH*T!"
LMHO
Lmao
what u said is LMHO 'laughing my house off'
LMAO XD
@@dontreadthetitleofmyvidio6148 so your a roof or a window
@@dontreadthetitleofmyvidio6148 why did you use Lazarbeam's profile pic?
1:45 i just barely noticed that
1:46
(.) (.)
⊙ ⊙
) (
"Sid f*cks toys, just for fun"
I lost my shit lmao
Lots of people do that
MY SHIT!
Good solder never fucks someone from behind
what else do you fuck them for?
LMAO
6:30
The world would be a much better place if we all just followed Buzz's advice.
Okkokkkkkiijkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiikii
1:06 Put on captions 💯
MY BROTHER
LOL
i cant believe it actually says fuck lmao
1:06 put on captons 💯
For saving my oh yeah what do you say I get someone else to shape tonight
0:32 the birthday party’s today?...........yAy.....
My reaction when its my birthday
😂😂
Preview 2 hrydro and fluid effects 2:39
Preview 2 rex origínal
Preview 2 rex fixed 2:51
8:03 I lost it from there Lmao
🤣🤣🤣 my energy drink went out of my nose!!!
Even Tourettes Guy
@@zaynebonshire3900 are you talking about me?
Olivier Laramee no, the video
@@zaynebonshire3900 ah ok sorry
*sees my little pony**
_“We are gonna die”_
Accurate
I can relate because I am a big my little pony hater!
:(
10:03 had me rolling 🤣
I don’t wanna see that That gots me all a time
I NEED THAT ERASED FROM MY BRAIN
I ruined
2:54 PAUSE it at that moment and look at Woody's reaction lol XD
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When u realize
OH GOSH
M when you when
Jenn’s Animations ! F a c t s
“Nothing that concerns you Sos men, just us gay men.” 😂😂😂
4:04 The Bed Is My STeak
4:07
So its a steak why he dont eat it
9:02 is the absolute best bit of the whole video
10:01 is better
5:38 had me in the hospital I couldn’t even breathe I was laughing that hard
XD
Buzz: Suck *WOODY’S* c•••
*Buzz continues*
XD WHAT
Same here luh
😂😂😂
9:56 "I FINALLY CAME!" Lmaoaoaoaoa
Seems legit.
My dirty mind can’t handle this
I don't get it
You do know that lmao means laughing my ass off right? Which means you just said laughing my ass off ass off ass off ass off
Oh Shit ⚆_⚆
At 9:25 is a perfect timing, hilarious video
Thank You
Ghfhg
Dr robotnik
*PINGAS*
Pingas
7:30
"All melall yeoy"
And 8:12
"You are a little saas, and you have my ass"
I'm dead
7:44 THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC
“Andy’s party is today?”
“Yay?”
1:54 best moment XXD
4:35 Oh another "I can't say because I'm gay" joke I hear in a Toy Story YTP.
*Finds Woody and pulls string*
"There's a snake in my ass!"
Y'know I always thought it was odd that Andy wanted to take Woody to college. I wonder what he was going to use him for....
Give me sleep damn it
I dont want answers
I Died On That Part 😂
uh- 😳
8:05 Karen’s when they are losing at an argument
0:46 GUYS WOODY IS COUGHING TO DEATH!!! literally my favorite part
Lol
he loves it really....
He got covid for real tom hanks has covid
@@Recongamer_2010 ew
*who invited that kid??*
@deer_ GAMING121 stop being disrespectful
1:03, even in the original movie that still sounds like a perv laugh
1:04
How do you do the blue time laps?
@@flakes_41342 you put the time. Like this! 1:04
@@danieliskind oooh 😯 1:03 tq2
@@danieliskind Hey thanks for the support also sub
"There's a Snake in my A*s.." HAHA!!
4:35 this guy was ahead of his time
"nothing that concerns you SUS men, just us GAY men" LMAOO
I mean they were all pretty sus
0:57 how babies talk
@Rønan lol
10:02 that looks like the "lightsaber" i found in my moms closet
@deer_ GAMING121 0-o
Extremely Dangerous...
@A Shitbag69 COOL!
@A Shitbag69 Yes.. I’ve always wanted to blow a spaceman
@@user-iq8on2uu8z No God!!!!!
I'm not gonna lie, the "Janie's all better now" bit is the single most creative joke I've heard in my entire life.
1:45 interesting drawing you got there woody
You made me love the SUS joke again, and your sentence mixing is spot on! I think this is the funniest of the 3 in my opinion. Nice work!
11:26 : *sid screaming*
Subtitles: Applause
Lol
lol
I mean it
yyyuuuppp
shitstory
7:24 law and victim order
*doom* *doom*
law and order special victims unit
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDEREN
that one got me laughing for 10 minutes straight
What am I gonna blow?
2:42 any one else see his head fits evenlly for a perfect refenrce
Aw shit yea
3:07 “ and give what ever it is up there a nice big ah ah ah ah
Andy’s room massa Fuck
😂😂
2:56 when you can't decide on a meme
Nice reference to "Toys gone wild" at 7:13
Buddy
13:45 is the best part
But the video is 12 minutes long
Woody: "Has everyone picked a fuck buddy?"
Potato Head: [sarcastically] "Will we have to hold hands?"
I love how Potato Head's raw line gets a new meaning from what Woody was made to say, works so well. This YTP is pure wizardry.
OMG your videos are SUPER underrated, your sentence mixing is on POINT! You seriously need more subscribers :D
Glad you liked it
True this guy diserves all of that
@@umbralupin6488 upin ipin
6:49- now we know that umbra lupin is from the UK :D
2:43 HEEERES JOHNNY!!
darealdudeyolo99 YT How is it not dead yet? Makes no sense.
30 seconds in and I'm dying already only YTPs have the absolute best editing for the most random unexpected mashup of content
“What do you mean his birthday is today! His birthday is not ‘till today!”
-Rex
5:28 SOOOOOOOOOOSSSSZZSZSZZZ!!!
Woody is sus1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 when sus is in toystory: 😭😭😢😭😢😤😤😤😤😤😤😦😧😨😦😨😨😧😩😬😬😩😩😩😩😬😖😖😖🙁🙁☹☹☹☹☹☹😲😲😲😲😲😞😧😟😧😟😧😤😧😧😤😦😢😦😢😦😟😞😟😩
11:02 Made me start to cry of laughter
It fits well...
Thanks for giving me the same reaction!
Now fuck off
@@mynameisjeff9474 You fucking prat
Same lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:40 I always wonder that too
5:37 XD I can't stop blushing and laughing at the same time!!
Sid: "Yes ive always wanted to blow a spaceman-"
Captions: "Ive always wanted to blue a spaceman-"
10:17
It’s I’ve always wanted to with blue spaceman
I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂
Sameee
Same here
Sameee🤣
Yas same here
call me keving pfp oooh yess i love it
7:42 is where I started to die and spilled my water on my bed
This has me laughing my ass off well done umbra lupin you put alot of effort in these ytps! 😅👍
10:00 I couldn't even breathe because I was laughing so hard
Bruh
9:13
Just Woody's reaction to it. Made me laugh so hard
5:37 😂😂😂😂
Poor buzz
He is a slave
You are a Gaaay Man 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣😰😰
"dah. SuKc wOoOdys coc."
5:38 i laughed too hard at this one 😂😂
Hi todoroki
1:03 I’m dying from this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ded
even being a Moonwalker, I died laughing
9:10
"You. Are. a. GAY. Mans *PLAY THING!* "
1:45 WOAH how'd you get away with that?
I didn't even notice but at this point I am not surprised
copyright af ahah
0:49 pause at this exact frame
When you walk through a door and your headphones get stuck on the door handle
Lmfao sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard I can’t breathe
I almost died when that toy solder said "A good Solder Never Fucks A Man From Behind"
10:03 D E M O N I T I Z E D
YES, you can´t show it on video, it´s discusting
PP
ALL THESE REPLYS AND THE COMMENT ITSELF IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCH! XD
"eXtReAmlY dAnGeRoUs"
10:00 CAPTIONS
I died right here this part 😆 2:17
“I think the word you’re looking for is *S U S.* ”
5:12 -- Among us in a nutshell.
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It’s 6:00 in the morning and I’m laughing my butt off
these are especially funny when tired
Sauce?
SOS
THIS DOSENT CONCERN U SASUKE
Same
11:58 God tier restraint right there. We all know what everyone was thinking there.
*I'm going to hell*
911
🛩 🏢🏢
This. Is. Amazing.
Ok
"his birthdays today? its not till today!"
that got me
"You got a *cawck* in me!"
2:43 HERE'S JOHNNY!
1:45 anyone else noticed the paper