Alpharad wasn't kidding when he said coney's one of the most entertaining personalities in the smash community. This man makes me laugh so much! Since I've descovered his youtube channel a few weeks ago this man has gotten me ADDICTED to his content. Keep it up my man, fantastic work! Also salty bet saturdays when?
One of the funniest streamers ive ever seen on youtube, he actually got me to go watch on twitch which I NEVER do. Super great content coney! I wish you lots of subs!
Having the arcade rig on attract mode in the bg is so damn cool, gives me another inconsequential thing to look at while waiting for more 16 star Sundays
I'd kill the people that I love over the people that love me. It's mostly the same people but imagine if all the people you loved wouldn't really like you. It's alway better to take the people that accually love you.
That one where the guy was pointing a rocket launcher at the 5 people and someone chat said "one's a cop", implying he should let 4 innocent people get murdered over non-related politics... that just bothers me so much that that would actually matter to them.
This one where the TH-cam commenter doesn’t understand very obvious sarcastic dark humor (which is a key component of Coney’s channel lmao) bothers me so much that I’m leaving a comment five months later
His logic is that when you become a railroad worker, you acknowledge the risk that you get hit by a train. It's like a less extreme version of accepting that you might get killed when joining the military. But from the way the businessman was implied to have unnessicarily lost people their jobs for greedy reasons, I would have picked him.
I'm so disappointed in the chat when coney said good cops exist "There are no good cops, coney" Bitch that's just plain ass wrong. They're too media-fed to see the life right in front of them. But maybe that's why they're in twitch chat.
"Fellas you ever make choices"
Jesus Coney how about easing me into the video before you hit me with that kind of shit
lul I was 👍 number 69 like if you get the reference ha ha funny
I get it because 69 turned upside-down is 69, hahahahaha
I hope coney understands that you make choices while in your mothers womb
coney: kills me
also coney: sub to the channel!!
Hes gonna hit us with the statistics next video, "Did you know, 50% of viewers aren't alive?"
@@kennythedragon40 "that could be you!!"
Coney is actually insanely good at creating compelling content out of nothing
dudes smart, articulate, and charismatic as hell. he’s only going up
Alpharad wasn't kidding when he said coney's one of the most entertaining personalities in the smash community. This man makes me laugh so much! Since I've descovered his youtube channel a few weeks ago this man has gotten me ADDICTED to his content. Keep it up my man, fantastic work!
Also salty bet saturdays when?
Saturday?
@@mosalhusari understandable have a nice day
Just wanna say you should go check out his twitch. He is great there and it will make you a cooler person.
@@dylanthebroadcaster nobody's "gone", he's just taking a break during the roughest month of the year advertismement wise
how about salty bet everyday
Multitrack drifting in this context is fucking terrifying
I hope the viewers make the choice to subscribe!
13:40 someone in chat really says “assumed risk on the trolley” as if there’s not an assumed risk to just be standing in the middle of the track
One of the funniest streamers ive ever seen on youtube, he actually got me to go watch on twitch which I NEVER do. Super great content coney! I wish you lots of subs!
FELLLAS, you ever possess free will?
The best choice is the one where you ditch the wife for me.
TRUE
i would have shut the game down at the mom vs dad problem. fuck if anyone is making me choose between my parents
Coney having to keep memes alive was my favorite part. I don't get out much
Bro this guy has a wife😳
Fella?
cringe
😳
I mean he has a child. So I’d hope he lives with SOMEONE
@@takikat ok pingu
“It was a Nazi village.” Hate it when that happens.
Every time there's people on the tracks I always expect them to look at you, aware of their circumstances
Your profile picture's sick
@@toowiggly dude yours too
4:44 Based Coney clapping back at the chat
The Puzzle and Dragons Boss Music in the background. Lol.
It honestly baffles me how many more views this channel deserves.
9:45 Evil Coney sending a trainload of people to be eaten in a cannibal village.
I can't believe Coney killed the chat
Allowing the bomb and doing nothing also feels illegal
i know i made a good choice when i decided to SUBSCRIBE to CONEY on TH-cam!
5:26 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Having the arcade rig on attract mode in the bg is so damn cool, gives me another inconsequential thing to look at while waiting for more 16 star Sundays
The part where he killed his viewers was an instant subscribe
I only watch coneys smash vids but this was good enough for a view
5:26 we are all dead :(
My mom or my dad? Thats an easy choice theres no one on the right track
1:27 look at all those simps
No you were right in eliminating the Breaking and Entering Thief over the business man
The pierre thing you wouldn't do like that irl. Physically pushing a person off is way harder to do than pulling a lever to kill one.
Love chat roasting Coney for siding with big business
They need to introduce multitrack drifting so you have the option to hit everyone just to see what people do
The bystanders shouldn't be on the track. Why kill the workers.
Because Coney hates the working class
The workers assume the risks when they take the job
Because it’s funny
I love these silly games you find on steam
This man only had 30K subs?!
Hold up, I’mma contribute to changing that
What a game, the playerbase responses concern me but cheers for the introduction
You know this stream is old because of PogChamp
How is this the funniest video I’ve seen in the past year
This guy made choices I can agree with.
holy shit the editor added puzzle and dragons music
5 WHOLE CANCERS, CONEY COME ON
"Do you ever make choices" and Im instantly committed
**also this emulates "would you kill a whale to save 2 pandas"
I would kill all 3 animals
Congrats for almost reaching 30k subs
I do be making choices
Quality upload, you crack me up man
SAVE THE TREES! I was dying lol😂🤣
0:00 OMG YEAH I DO CONEY
I'd kill the people that I love over the people that love me. It's mostly the same people but imagine if all the people you loved wouldn't really like you. It's alway better to take the people that accually love you.
Nice choice of game coney!
This was a fun video
CULDCEPT MUSIC IN A CONEY VIDEO LET'S FUCKING GO
Hello CONEY, i would like to say that you are my favorite person in Panda
Keep it up :)
finally, a channel that bleeps the word *heck
Never thought I’d hear Puzzles and Dragons music here
GREAT STUFF CONEY!#
Dont forget to comment, everyone! Just do your duty
4:30 eat the rich, obv
I wonder, if you'd killed memes earlier in the game, would it still end with MTD?
Drake GOOD VIDEO MR.CONEY
Oh, Boxboy ost
Cool cover
i'm making the choice to comment for the algorithm
I will reply for the algorithm
@@drakejoshofficialyoutubech5569 I replied to a reply for the algorithm
Refrence to the good place?
youtube viewers died at 5:40
What a dope game
Why is there pad music
this was made one year ago today
12:18 yooo coney is based
get the ez double kill
Do I keep supporting this guy cause I like his content or do I have a moral obligation to unsubscribe?
He'll get cancelled by his own fans for being straight white and having a family so might as well stick around til then.
this is a pretty good video, have you ever considered being a youtuber?
BASED CONEY
That one where the guy was pointing a rocket launcher at the 5 people and someone chat said "one's a cop", implying he should let 4 innocent people get murdered over non-related politics... that just bothers me so much that that would actually matter to them.
i would take a hit from a rocket if there was a cop next to me thats just optimal
@@perkypears you dislike cops, ALL COPS, so much, that you would be willing to die just so that one cop, who you don't even know, would also die?
This one where the TH-cam commenter doesn’t understand very obvious sarcastic dark humor (which is a key component of Coney’s channel lmao) bothers me so much that I’m leaving a comment five months later
@@Zorua3 okay bud. I mean it wasn't "obvious sarcastic dark humor" because no one was laughing, making it a very shitty joke, at the most.
@@sir_smilesalot7589 everybody else got the joke, and other people obviously found it funny, so.
Coney really showing his sympathizer side huh :/
insane stream the whole way through
by found on steam you mean you saw northernlion play it, its ok lol
rip us
What’s a choice
The ACAB comments...poor Coney
Jesus christ your chat is everything i hate about the internet
Coney chooses to kill workers without a second thought but is reluctant to kill the businessman until basically forced by chat. Bro...
His logic is that when you become a railroad worker, you acknowledge the risk that you get hit by a train. It's like a less extreme version of accepting that you might get killed when joining the military. But from the way the businessman was implied to have unnessicarily lost people their jobs for greedy reasons, I would have picked him.
The only moral decision, when there are people on both tracks, is not to act. You shouldn’t take it upon yourself to decide who lives and who dies.
God, thy will be done
I'm so disappointed in the chat when coney said good cops exist "There are no good cops, coney"
Bitch that's just plain ass wrong. They're too media-fed to see the life right in front of them.
But maybe that's why they're in twitch chat.
nah i can't watch this. This and that one AI decision website.......I can't handle it.
what website are you talking about?
:)
why do you look like Jesse Pinkman if he was a streamer instead of a meth dealer
acab
Communism Community
daddy
3rd lets go
FIRST ❤️
fepus
you sure ain’t
@@bungo2514 i sure was because i watched the video 3 seconds after the upload
4th