The Red Green Show Ep 198 "Survivor" (2000 Season)

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  • @misterninetyseven2898
    @misterninetyseven2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Mr. Green, I looked through the tape and there was nothing on it! There's no content!"
    "Sounds like a hit!"
    HOLY SHIT THE RED GREEN SHOW PREDICTED THE FUTURE OF TELEVISION

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MisterNinetySeven nah, it was written when reality shows started to get huge(Survivor just started and Fox had those “When x Attacks” shows)...sadly, it’s still as true today as it was then

    • @misterninetyseven2898
      @misterninetyseven2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thing is, tv had gotten much worse since then

  • @andrewhaywood1262
    @andrewhaywood1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Were you ever in the Merchant Marines?"
    "No, but I was a Sailor Scout. Close enough?"

    • @piedathemokona
      @piedathemokona 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know Jeff was in sailor moon, he was hotarus dad. Anyone else was in sailor moon

    • @piedathemokona
      @piedathemokona 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Never mind I realized steph was mini moon

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Red and Dalton are bickering like an old married couple. I love it.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's one thing i loved about this show, all the main characters bicker like old friends. Some shows try to replicate that byy just having the characters constantly insult eachother but without any real chemistry between the actors. These guys _do_ seem like they've been dealing with eachothers shit for a lifetime.

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...THE BEST WAY TO END BICKERING, IS TO KNOCK THEIR HEADS TOGETHER!!!

  • @codysheets4415
    @codysheets4415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    A couple years back, a buddy of mine showed me a video where a guy (ironically, Canadian) actually replicated the truck-based woodworking shop; and it worked.

    • @drathmoor
      @drathmoor ปีที่แล้ว

      Did he post a video? I'd like to see that.

  • @zackstewart4109
    @zackstewart4109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The Barq's product placement in this show would bother me if it wasn't so perfect for Red's character. You could argue that he'd be drinking real beer, but I think he's like Gatsby - he's in charge because he's slightly less drunk than everyone else.

    • @heraldberg9469
      @heraldberg9469 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, both Red and Barq's are Canadian, so why not?🍺🇨🇦

  • @dougwheeler3437
    @dougwheeler3437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is my favorite episode. Such clever writing!

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The best thing in the episode is the tire iron

  • @thomasryan5736
    @thomasryan5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Funniest show ever. Characters and writing are brilliant.

  • @kenjohnson8510
    @kenjohnson8510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Absurd, insane, oh-so-astoundingly clever and creative comedy and humor. Thank you, Canada.

  • @nintendo1889x
    @nintendo1889x 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    4:04 - Yes I believe a specimen is an Italian astronaut.

    • @GEEKSERIOUS
      @GEEKSERIOUS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the_randomizer,-- lol Specimen is a Italian Astronaut I love it!

    • @nightlightabcd
      @nightlightabcd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was great!

    • @zackstewart4109
      @zackstewart4109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably my favorite Ranger Gord joke.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zackstewart4109 4:16 Red's line "my wits are nothing compared to his stupidity" may be one of my favorites for the series XD

    • @charliedsurf1267
      @charliedsurf1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A 'bigamist" is a fog over Italy.

  • @HParker001
    @HParker001 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how Stephanie gets bleeped yet you can basically hear the entire word...

    • @TheMovieUniverse
      @TheMovieUniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      boy she has the most high pitched voice ive ever heard

    • @artcamera5514
      @artcamera5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why don't we see her more often? 😘

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Uncle-Bull ...POSSIBLY!!!

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's how censorship works in Canada

  • @CriticalListener
    @CriticalListener 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I need to know what I'm eatin'--I'm sure they'll ask at the hospital."

  • @moonscar119
    @moonscar119 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Always loved that squeaky HR rep lmfao

    • @jaybarnacles4846
      @jaybarnacles4846 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Im pretty sure that's Stephanie Beard, she was the Ytv host named sugar! so funny hearing her swear like that lol

  • @shelleymiller908
    @shelleymiller908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love this show!!

  • @mattzipse4797
    @mattzipse4797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Here’s our tribute to the aboriginal peoples”

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You need to attract a younger demographic"
    Me, watching this as a teenage girl back in the day: 😶

  • @vampirehunter42
    @vampirehunter42 12 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Though you have to admit, Stephanie Beard cursing there in that voice (even bleeped) was really cute.
    Though will have to agree she really didn't fit into the show.

    • @selinesbeau
      @selinesbeau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Saucy-ws6jc She was also a baby Sailor Moon.

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...SUCH A POTTY MOUTH-!!!

    • @FirebirdPhoenix87
      @FirebirdPhoenix87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Although censored, I heard she said other words. Is that true?

    • @TurtleMyrtle12
      @TurtleMyrtle12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She didn't fit into the show at all and her voice is grating.

  • @brianhobbins3612
    @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

  • @tterryshenanigans1820
    @tterryshenanigans1820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "alright men, and Dalton." 😂

  • @bugnfront
    @bugnfront 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My most favorite shows as a youth was Red Green and Tool Time Tim....Where I lived it was the best of Public Television education! They pop now and then as fund raisers for that station. Good to k ow education has changed....or has it?

  • @markusschaffer9712
    @markusschaffer9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Red was having a great day,until Dalton walked in... lol

  • @MrBrapbraaap
    @MrBrapbraaap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    'were you ever in the merchant marine?!' lmao

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no she was not know why listen close she could not even say fuck she says fudge lol

  • @sowhat3037
    @sowhat3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:22 "next I use nat king cole on that . he's extra smooth"

  • @ccindysschermerhorn2209
    @ccindysschermerhorn2209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That show cracks me up

  • @volume10industries...24_7
    @volume10industries...24_7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First time i've heard Red refer to that area as, Possum. Makes sense of course: Possum Lake, the Possum Lodge...

  • @TheMotoManiac
    @TheMotoManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm telling you we're gonna make all these changes for the very next show

  • @davidrix5847
    @davidrix5847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That's what happens when you have socialized medicine." :D

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that does sounds like how some people act when they're still on their parents health insurance. I knew some kids who's parents worked for the state (who provide great insurance here) and they were daredevils until after their first health problem or injury after they weren't covered by their parents insurance anymore. One guy went from scateboarding daily to no longer climbing ladders over 3 feet when he sprained an ankle and had to pay out of pocket. That might not sound like a big deal, but in the US a sprained ankle will cost you more than major surgery anywhere else in the world.

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthas640 ...don't you lousy malcontents have ANYTHING good to say about healthcare in the U.S.?!!
      IF IT'S SO GODDAM BAD HERE IN THE U.S., THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR LOUSY ASS OUT AND GO LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE?! YOU WON'T BE MISSED, AND THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD WHO WOULD BE GLAD TO TRADE PLACES WITH YOU!!!

  • @matthewkretschmer7010
    @matthewkretschmer7010 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The possum lodge does seem like a good place live or sleep in.

  • @prpunk187
    @prpunk187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I gotta use that ill eat as much as u do lol

  • @brianhobbins3612
    @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dalton and Red stayed in the Lodge for a few days because of the toxic cloud and Red turns a truck into a workshop and gets informed about adding violence and profanity in the show and an adventure involved in oil barrels

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Red green makes Duck Calls By the way

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Dalton speaks to Red during bedtime and exclaimed that beside him is his tire iron

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even Gord plays for a yo-yo

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And also uses a belt sander and exercise your dog

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Ed Frid gets injured while showing a kitten

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Red interacting with Sailor Moon is *bizarre* xD

  • @larryrorer3290
    @larryrorer3290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beer assistant!!! Richard Rawlings, get you some of that. Lmao.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:15. The old S&S Productions offices.

  • @frankfrank1814
    @frankfrank1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao at red's meeting with the valley girl program director and the oil drum roll down the hill .

  • @IndyX
    @IndyX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Didn't expect Sugar (Stephanie Beard) on Red Green....

    • @GoatzombieBubba
      @GoatzombieBubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @megasxlr2 12:50 ish

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i looked her up because i honestly thought she was a 12 year old they got to fake swear for the show (she's actually 18 or 19 here)

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @megasxlr2 She was a radio personality in Toronto and used to host The Zone (a kids' program) on YTV. More recently, she was also on The Flash.

  • @johnnyhall4335
    @johnnyhall4335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:52 Oh, Lord! It's Ranger Gord!

  • @richardbanks5628
    @richardbanks5628 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The word game always gets a good response.

  • @thomaslauffenberger5795
    @thomaslauffenberger5795 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Today Ranger Gord will be playing for a yo-yo; how ironic is that?" Like working for one...
    And...
    "Do you know what a specimen is?" "Yes; I believe a specimen is an Italian astronaut..."
    I believe the Earth actually stopped in orbit for a couple seconds there; it's almost as bad as the Italian definition of bigotry--any tree 15 feet or taller...

    • @nightlightabcd
      @nightlightabcd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was rich!

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...how about THIS one: "Studebaker"- "an inebriated Italian pastry chef"!!
      (get it? get it? get it? snucker-snucker-snucker-snucker)

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Proud Straight White Christian Conservative WHAT DON'T YOU GET?!
      A "SNUCKER" IS A CROSS BETWEEN A SNICKER AND A CHORTLE-!!!

  • @sowhat3037
    @sowhat3037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:01 well , that's how my uncle Franco pronounces it . he's a hitman from Sicily so i think it wise for all of us to agree with Gord .

  • @rareram
    @rareram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the best

  • @oceandark3044
    @oceandark3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Stephanie clips would be a lot funnier, I think, if she wasn't so unbelievably beautiful.

  • @TaeKwonMoe
    @TaeKwonMoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Do you know what a specimen is?".....ok that totally got to me. I laughed way too long at that one.

  • @NewEnglandOtaku
    @NewEnglandOtaku 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the oil drum segment, Winston reminded me of Larry of Three Stooges lol

  • @tomtheplummer7322
    @tomtheplummer7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny thing is 3M is Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing. Sold to Canada Eh? So close via International Falls. Post it notes all the stuff. Duct tape. They say duck. So many paper mills and iron mills.. She never gives up her dead 💀. They call Lake Superior. Lake Michigan, Ontario Erie.Hudson all are awesome and spooky. Fresh water oceans. Gitche Gumee

  • @drathmoor
    @drathmoor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So apparently, Red sleeps with his hat on. Good to know.

  • @brianhobbins3612
    @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:57 Red pulls up to the driveway with 4 flats

  • @davidekstrand8544
    @davidekstrand8544 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Red: Gord, do you know what a specimen is?
    Gord: Yes, I believe a specimen is an Italian astronaut.
    🤣

  • @Tendies7645
    @Tendies7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The duck call thing might actually work

  • @allinaday3526
    @allinaday3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If anyone is wondering, a horseshoe magnet destroys video tapes!

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 ปีที่แล้ว

      Something the younger generation sadly might not know about.

  • @johnathanstuart9022
    @johnathanstuart9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice relevant ep for 2019-2021

  • @admiral54barns56
    @admiral54barns56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I miss adventures with Bill.. Walter is just not the same.. Bring back Bill..

    • @FirebirdPhoenix87
      @FirebirdPhoenix87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They did. Bill and Walter interacted with each other a few times when Bill came back.

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A specimen is an Italian astronaut

  • @js4887
    @js4887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Probably the best man show if your a real man lol

  • @lesliematyas1921
    @lesliematyas1921 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the show produces classic funny lines ...

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When red said dalton what is that. I thought there was already gas from lying down

  • @Nightshift10000
    @Nightshift10000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn’t know they got Avalon Warren for one of these episodes?

  • @jeffreybunch3959
    @jeffreybunch3959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The red green show is so funny 👍

  • @funnyboy044
    @funnyboy044 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the first episode i ever saw

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best episode that focuses on Dalton is "Damn You Emu"

  • @selinesbeau
    @selinesbeau 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Italien Astronaut got me good.

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Barqs has Bite and now Red Green has given it teeth...

  • @tanishawilliams9237
    @tanishawilliams9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    An Italian spaceman! Hahahaaa

  • @volume10industries...24_7
    @volume10industries...24_7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @12:30 her voice is like sandaper on your ear drums. WHY did girls talk that way??

  • @trenthawkins
    @trenthawkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:55 - Didn't watch as many of the later episodes of red-green growing up... Kinda disconcerting hearing (former) YTV PJ Suga BayBee swearing, even if bleeped.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually thought this was just a large pre-teen girl for the longest time despite Beard being about 18 or 19 here. She sounds like a 10 or 12 year old girl, so it is kinda weird hearing her swear

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if she was bleeped in Canada!

  • @ricstormwolf
    @ricstormwolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That time Dalton turned into a girl right before our eyes

  • @thaweezl8852
    @thaweezl8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anyone know which ep has the term extra halitosis to the tune of super califragalistic expialidosis ?

  • @MrDefining
    @MrDefining 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh the says when video tapes were still popular

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...THAT LOOKED LIKE AN OLD SONY BETAMAX VIDEOCASSETTE-!!!

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Barq' s root beer

  • @ronaldgould515
    @ronaldgould515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a man and I can change if I have to I guess

  • @IVIuggle
    @IVIuggle 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Red Green: doing Duck Dynasty before it was cool

    • @brianhobbins3612
      @brianhobbins3612 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IVIuggle I like Duck Dynasty and Deer Hunters and Swamp People

  • @BullScrapPracEff
    @BullScrapPracEff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Specimen...an Italian...tops

  • @beernd4822
    @beernd4822 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this sh!t I really like this sh!t.

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So hilarious

  • @Tom-gh8lz
    @Tom-gh8lz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:00 her voice gives me the creeps...

    • @KJTV67
      @KJTV67 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sugar baby?

    • @daleburrell6273
      @daleburrell6273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...well, "ya can't please EVERYBODY"!!

  • @davidandrews5215
    @davidandrews5215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man that was a funny episode

  • @nonpartisangunowner4524
    @nonpartisangunowner4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 My reaction to COVID.

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poor ed.

  • @fireballxl-5748
    @fireballxl-5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stephanie Beard did a great job at the character.....but I found the humor of the character was not as much as my dislike of the character.

  • @bonnielucas153
    @bonnielucas153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never saw the secretary part. Heck no, don't add any filth. Don't ruin a great simpleminded smorgasbord with true trash!

  • @rivercap1986
    @rivercap1986 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where's bill at

  • @DwayneAPurple
    @DwayneAPurple 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dalton is clearly a terrible cook!

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:35 Her

  • @tomlong4848
    @tomlong4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss Howard!

  • @matthewerspamer6274
    @matthewerspamer6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Red Green wore masks before it was cool

  • @Uncle_factors
    @Uncle_factors ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephanie needs to talk less. Like, by a lot

  • @lesliematyas1727
    @lesliematyas1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    tired of dalton's hair ...it was okaY FOR ONE EPISODE , BUT NOT THE ENTIRE RUN .

  • @shelleymiller908
    @shelleymiller908 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who the hell is she? Loose her please

  • @kenjohnson8510
    @kenjohnson8510 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Absurd, insane, oh-so-astoundingly clever and creative comedy and humor. Thank you, Canada.