to be fair jerma's strategy was to read each thing and carefully go. joel is just feeding him info that doesn't match the instructions so it leads to them both being confused lol. jerma has to orchestrate it
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to apprecia-- I mean... Uh, oops. Almost slipped into something else there -- but in all honesty I'm not too sure how much the Swedish vowels differ from English vowels; but I do know that in Swedish Y is considered a vowel where it isn't in English; so it makes some sense that Joel wouldn't really know what the vowels for English are with any actual confidence. Meanwhile; for Jerma, an American -- who I'd say on average probably sees and hears less Greek in his day-to-day life than the average person living in the UK. Both are fairly justified in not knowing for certainty the things. Anyway... How can be you be so dumb as to think that double U's aren't vowels, sheesh.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 at least then you'd know you have at least half an hour left, since that's the minimum amount of time jerma spends on each one off joke
@@battlekirby I would be pissing myself since I know he's gonna kill me in a Saw trap. If only Jex was still alive and wasn't killed during Jerma rumble he would of saved me.
To be fair he pressed the first two before. I didn't know that your previous inputs are reset if the blinking restarts because you were too slow until this moment.
"Press and immediately release the button" "What?! I'm gonna hold it!" Also "Press the button in the first position" *Presses button in second position*
@@Calzilla-yd8qg wait? The uni-brow bomber?? I have only heard stories about him while I was in delta force's EOD unit! He's wanted for terrorism in 4 countries, and not wanted anywhere else.
@@cathacker13 It's chemical ignited, as soon as he places in that table to the base, They'll be a Reaction that will give off a foul odour, When it smells like eggs it means you have 30 seconds to leave, before the pipebomb Goes off in the stalk of the table
The part when the table assembly instructions came up in the instruction book, that's like something straight out of the naked gun. I can just envision Leslie Nielsen flicking through a "bomb defuse manual" and coming across IKEA instructions, which he then proceeds to follow.
@@LeithDaBeef had to switch to mobile from my tv just to complain about Joel’s bomb defusal skills. He keeps screaming and blaming Jerma for his mistakes. Soooo annoying.
He sucks, on the first bomb he was getting so mad at jerma for asking questions twice that he didn’t answer the questions, and then got even more mad that jerma asked again because joel didn’t answer his questions.
They’re sorta good at it but they got three problems 1. They talk over each other 2. They crack and fucking shatter under pressure 3. One of them is a psychopath and may be imagining all of this from a mental hospital
I honestly have no idea how Joel fucked that one up. Like, I know English isn't his first language but you can see his brain warring with his hands on which to push in real time.
my guess is he thought it was the position he pressed in the first stage. i.e. the position of the first button he pressed, which is the second position
That was ENTIRELY Joel's fault. Jerma was looking at the 5 wires part because Joel things 2+3+1 is 5. Besides, the person reading the manual isn't supposed to remember shit, that's the defuser's job. All Joel had to do was answer questions and he constantly delayed for no fucking reason.
@@BenersantheBread Just highlighting a funny moment, but I agree with that. It'd be way faster to just realize you have to repeat everything to Jerma so he has all the info instead of going ''I JUST TOLD YOU!''. Just repeat it and don't waste time.
It's a valuable video on how some people are simply not cut out for certain jobs. Joel's a jumpy and anxious person and Jerma's got some intense ADHD, so it's not a good combo. HOWEVER, with their roles reversed, it was MUCH more coordinated. Keep the anxious person away from the bomb, basically.
yeah. the thing is it went from bad to literally dysfunctional id rather keep both of them away from anything more compicated than a microwave because theyd still find a way to screw up the explanation of how to start one not trying to insult anyone here, but damn im glad they're both entertainers and not like air traffic controllers or something
I'd really like to see Jerma play this with Star_. Jerma took the game super seriously for once and did incredible once he got going. Having another try-hard would actually be so fun to watch.
Imagine how much thought power could have been spared if Jerma grabbed a pen and paper before resorting to the "Repeat this order of colors to myself" routine immediately.
The fact that they lose to memory so many times between both this stream and the other one, and at no point do they think "maybe we should take notes, or at least call out which button position/label I'm pressing", is baffling
My family's been doing a Tarantino marathon recently, and it is absolutely hilarious how much Jerma and Joel's conversation about the wires would fit in one of his movies. edit: Oh boy the omega symbol talk...
For reference, this was the first time they played, the previous video was second. Joel never read the manual until then, so forgive joel's apparent incompetency on how to play
God it's so glad to hear that some of the incompetency can be forgiven. Thinking that the other video came first is so upsetting to think that Joel had seen the manual and was that still that bad at defusing
People in comments are blaming Jerma because they literally don't know how to do anything else, but Joel couldn't even manage to press the correct button half the time. The man follows instructions like a toddler with ADHD. He also constantly told Jerma the wrong thing.
I swear the game was conspiring against them at 32:30 - 33:35 First the display is "No", to which Jerma is looking at the wrong section and tells Joel misinformation, strike 1. Then the display is "See" but Joel never tells Jerma that the display changed, and so when Jerma is looking at the correct section, the information is still wrong, strike 2. And then the display changes back to "No", confusing the living daylight out of Jerma when Joel tells him that it still says "No", strike 3.
Yeah and it was torture to watch because he keeps acting like he's right and talking over him and not listening haha this pissed me off more than it should have
See, watching Jerma and Joel being kinda iffy but not terrible in the previous video was funny, which makes it all the more impressive that they are both *vastly* worse upon switching roles.
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"Is there any red wires"
"There is one red wire"
"Are there 2 red wires?"
This man is too deep in his psychosis to save himself
It's easier to do wires by reading off every rule instead of telling the colors to your expert
to be fair jerma's strategy was to read each thing and carefully go. joel is just feeding him info that doesn't match the instructions so it leads to them both being confused lol. jerma has to orchestrate it
he's fucking zonked on stream
@@tapoutt_ he zerked himself silly
“There’s two blue, three black and one white”
(Points at “5 wires”)
“Are there any black wires?”
This is the shit I stick around for
I love this so much, jerma doesn't understand anything and joel doesn't know how to say anything. The worst combination
I'm amazed at Joel's ability to make a situation more confusing and convoluted than it needs to be, and that's coming from watching Jerma for years.
Joel is just terrible and telling Jerma anything
Joel gets meaner every day after all
Truly the two best candidates in any situation!
they were actually doing pretty well with jerma doing the bomb and joel reading
i ' m g l a d t h e y c h a n g e d r o l e s
90% of this is Joel making a mistake and gaslighting Jerma
friendship
I want what they have.
If joel had a little more ability of social interaction he'd be a walking red flag for all the Swedish bimbos to magnetise to
Joel: >gets pissed at Jerma for not knowing what an Omega symbol is
also Joel: "Is W a vowel?"
They are the same person
w is two vowels
@Lee K Thank you
@Lee K I thought that was more Y, never heard of W being used as a vowel before
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to apprecia--
I mean... Uh, oops. Almost slipped into something else there -- but in all honesty I'm not too sure how much the Swedish vowels differ from English vowels; but I do know that in Swedish Y is considered a vowel where it isn't in English; so it makes some sense that Joel wouldn't really know what the vowels for English are with any actual confidence. Meanwhile; for Jerma, an American -- who I'd say on average probably sees and hears less Greek in his day-to-day life than the average person living in the UK.
Both are fairly justified in not knowing for certainty the things.
Anyway... How can be you be so dumb as to think that double U's aren't vowels, sheesh.
joel is the absolute last person i would ever want to have to communicate with in a life or death situation
Jerma is for me He would kill me as a one off joke.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 at least then you'd know you have at least half an hour left, since that's the minimum amount of time jerma spends on each one off joke
@@battlekirby I would be pissing myself since I know he's gonna kill me in a Saw trap. If only Jex was still alive and wasn't killed during Jerma rumble he would of saved me.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 peep the horror
“You need to do RED, GREEN, YELLOW”
“Ok”
*presses yellow*
“THAT WAS WRONG!!”
To be fair he pressed the first two before. I didn't know that your previous inputs are reset if the blinking restarts because you were too slow until this moment.
"Press and immediately release the button"
"What?! I'm gonna hold it!"
Also
"Press the button in the first position"
*Presses button in second position*
@@spencechan that last one irked me much more than it should’ve
@@gdttdeggegdh5471 Damn I didn't know that, I was trying to wrap my head around how the bomb went off despite the correct inputs.
@@spencechan Joel has the memory of an Alzheimer's patient: confirmed
I like to imagine Jerma had other uses for an already existing “BOMB GUIDE” binder that fell through and is just repurposing it
Jeremy "Uni-Brow Bomber" Kaczynski
@@Calzilla-yd8qg wait? The uni-brow bomber??
I have only heard stories about him while I was in delta force's EOD unit! He's wanted for terrorism in 4 countries, and not wanted anywhere else.
he was using it to build furniture
@@Bennett_Frontbutter that's what he wants you to think, the table building instructions are in reality encrypted bomb building instructions
@@cathacker13 It's chemical ignited, as soon as he places in that table to the base, They'll be a Reaction that will give off a foul odour, When it smells like eggs it means you have 30 seconds to leave, before the pipebomb Goes off in the stalk of the table
the fact that Jerma would print out DIY of a table for a 1 second bit is gold
Am pretty sure that is apart of the game printable bomb manual guide. It comes with it as a joke from the creator.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Nope. There is no such thing. It was a Jerma bit.
12:59
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 apart? so its not a part?
jerma: "is the last wire red?"
joel: "no it's blue"
jerma: "ok are there any blue wires?"
joel: **screech of the damned**
Wasn't expecting this to be the first actual module either lmao
He said "is there _one_ blue wire" which is asking if there's only one, not if there are any.
*IT’S BLUE*
just say yes or no
@@THEmeepmopmoop *IT'S GODDAMN GREEN*
Writing “Bomb Guide” on the front makes me think it was going to be admitted as court evidence at a later date
the court would like to call mr albertson to the stand
@@PD_CĪPHĒR The grey room court stream already happen now we have to see the verdict
Jerma is why teachers tell you to read the whole question before answering
Lmao as a teacher Jerma kills me
Reminder jerma was a teacher
@@suspicioususer I forgot about that!
joel trying to deliberately escalate jerma's stress levels while also fucking up multiple times and pretending that he didn't is so fucking funny
Joel giving jerma a lot of shit for not knowing the omega symbol but he doesn't know what a vowel is so I think they're both in the same boat
At least english isn't his first language lmao. I just love them freakin out
@@goldlamp574 W isn't a vowel in Swedish either.
@@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes At least swedish isn't his first language lmao. I just love them freakin out
@@platotle2106 well...
@@platotle2106 last time I checked Joel was swedish? What universe are you living in
Joel turns a yes or no question into a panicked rant effortlessly
The part when the table assembly instructions came up in the instruction book, that's like something straight out of the naked gun. I can just envision Leslie Nielsen flicking through a "bomb defuse manual" and coming across IKEA instructions, which he then proceeds to follow.
FUCK it really is
Joel is actually so much worse at bomb than manual, it's insane. He was totally fine on manual.
jerma hesitates on manual a lot tbf, but joel is on another level with all the cocky comments instead of communicating properly
@@LeithDaBeef had to switch to mobile from my tv just to complain about Joel’s bomb defusal skills. He keeps screaming and blaming Jerma for his mistakes. Soooo annoying.
He sucks, on the first bomb he was getting so mad at jerma for asking questions twice that he didn’t answer the questions, and then got even more mad that jerma asked again because joel didn’t answer his questions.
@@troldespanden Are we seriously pretending that this isn’t a joke and Joel isnt playing a character or are we just ignorant here
@@yahhah3027 i dont know why anyone would play such a character for any reason, theres literally no comedic value.
"this is fucking making a table"
I don't know if this is funnier as a planned bit or an accident.
12:54 that table bit KILLED me lol I love Jerma humor
I love Jerma
I love humor
i love jerma humor
"If you listen to me, everything will be fine" *constantly provides false info*
Jerma yelling "FUCK" so aggressively caught me extremely off guard
can someone timestamp this i can't find it
@@DoomGal444 might be 21:44? idk
@@DoomGal444 I also see it at 6:35!
6:35 is what I was looking for thank you
Luckily for Jerma, real life bomb squads only deal with colored wires and not symbols from the Greek alphabet
Does that mean what Joel and Jerma did a training version of it? Furthermore, is the game as accurate as real life bomb defusing training?
Terrorists aren't clever enough to colour the wires differently
@@darthlynx5792 you do have a point
I don't know why but hearing an adult man ask "is 'w' a vowel?" is funniest shit if my life.
In Welsh
It actually makes sense, since it's phonetically semi-vowel
To be fair English isn't his first language lmao. Now if you asked him how to make spinning spaghetti in English he'd be all over it
“Jerma” and “defusing a bomb” shouldn’t be included in the same sentence
he's the problem and the solution
“Jerma” and “arming a bomb” on the other hand…
Jerma isn’t defusing a bomb
They’re sorta good at it but they got three problems
1. They talk over each other
2. They crack and fucking shatter under pressure
3. One of them is a psychopath and may be imagining all of this from a mental hospital
both are psychopaths
Which is which?
@@krowbard both, but none of them can tell which one's the imagination
Oh boy, the absolute glossy-eyed responses from both of them to any new information or changing circumstances is incredible.
"Press and hold
.
.
.
.
.
.
and then IMMEDIATELY release the button"
Jerma shutting Joel off and saying he had "somewhere else to be" when he was making fun of his hands has big psychopath energy
Has the same energy as Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) saying he has to return videotapes.
Tfw you have to instruct your emotionally abusive partner on how to defuse a bomb.
literally
It's like they're both playing the straight man and the fool simultaneously
Welcome to Jerma and the world of Fecalfunny
17:35
Almost impressively incomprehensible
I honestly have no idea how Joel fucked that one up. Like, I know English isn't his first language but you can see his brain warring with his hands on which to push in real time.
my guess is he thought it was the position he pressed in the first stage. i.e. the position of the first button he pressed, which is the second position
every time jerma and joel collaborate its an absolute trainwreck and the funniest thing ever
27:40 The physical repulsion to the question
17:46 "Jerma we're fucked" I love these two.
Joel is handling this bomb like a toddler and Jerma is trying to read a different goddamn language
I would not have this any other way
Can't believe Jerma pre-recorded audio for his other persona just so he could do this stream!
Bill Hicks is Jerma
The bomb disposal experts that give each other blatant wrong information
He does the tuber voice "if u dont know this game" bit every time he streams with someone else and its funny every time!
the raw sincerity and confusion in jerma's voice when joel asked if w was a vowel
Local streamer prints bomb guide after watching Fight Club
This is one of the most infuriating things I’ve ever seen. And I love it. I’ve never seen communication skills this bad in my life
i've never been so stressed and amused at the same time.
He genuinely doesn't get better at games. He's the same level of incompetent and anxious as always its incredible. I love his content
Well you usually don’t get better at defusing bombs by failing, or at least not for long
@@insertinsults4567 lmaoo
"Chat says I did not scream at Jerma once."
_5 minutes earlier:_
"GOD OF WAR SYMBOL!! FUCKING UPSIDE DOWN QUAKE SYMBOL!"
TOILET SEAAAT
Jerma: "Press the number in the first position!"
Joel: Presses the second position
I'm starting to think this guy doesn't really have 2 doctorates in engineering
Joel and Jerma having Oblivion npc levels of dialogue is just a recipe for disaster
I remember watching this stream a year ago. The fact that Jerma had some real problems describing things made me wonder what is inside his brain.
19:26
"There's two blue, three black, and one white"
"Are there any black wires at all?"
Jesus christ
"there's 5 wires, two blue, three black, one white"
mathematics with Joel
That was ENTIRELY Joel's fault. Jerma was looking at the 5 wires part because Joel things 2+3+1 is 5.
Besides, the person reading the manual isn't supposed to remember shit, that's the defuser's job. All Joel had to do was answer questions and he constantly delayed for no fucking reason.
@@BenersantheBread Just highlighting a funny moment, but I agree with that. It'd be way faster to just realize you have to repeat everything to Jerma so he has all the info instead of going ''I JUST TOLD YOU!''. Just repeat it and don't waste time.
I love how Jerma talks up about Boston Pizza to Joel without knowing that Boston Pizza is a Canadian company based in Edmonton, Alberta.
Pretty wack that TH-cam removed the annotations switch. Now we can't see the gag after the end card.
Yeah on mobile you have to wait till the end of the video where it shows the final frame to see the full image
9:12
Joel: _fucking_ *_EXPLODES_*
Jerma: _casually sips coffee_
I got an ad saying “teamwork looks quite different these days”
Is this the one where jerma put a random furniture assembly guide in the middle of the bomb defusal packet?
Yup
35:13 after photo of bomb defuser’s reconstructive surgery following explosion which he miraculously survived
It's a valuable video on how some people are simply not cut out for certain jobs. Joel's a jumpy and anxious person and Jerma's got some intense ADHD, so it's not a good combo. HOWEVER, with their roles reversed, it was MUCH more coordinated.
Keep the anxious person away from the bomb, basically.
yeah. the thing is it went from bad to literally dysfunctional
id rather keep both of them away from anything more compicated than a microwave because theyd still find a way to screw up the explanation of how to start one
not trying to insult anyone here, but damn im glad they're both entertainers and not like air traffic controllers or something
"The ink is coming off in my hands."
"Taste it."
*seriously contemplates tasting it*
"there's 3 black wire"
"is there any black wire"
twice
I'd really like to see Jerma play this with Star_. Jerma took the game super seriously for once and did incredible once he got going. Having another try-hard would actually be so fun to watch.
I miss star_ 😔
Imagine how much thought power could have been spared if Jerma grabbed a pen and paper before resorting to the "Repeat this order of colors to myself" routine immediately.
ikr
The fact that they lose to memory so many times between both this stream and the other one, and at no point do they think "maybe we should take notes, or at least call out which button position/label I'm pressing", is baffling
I love how he complains that Jerma doesn't know what the omega symbol is and then proceeds to not know what the psi symbol is within like 5 seconds
How you manage to consistently misinterpret one another in every conceivable way is amazing.
To be fair Joel was screaming alot, pressing wrong buttons and giving wrong info so no wonder Jerma cracked during the pressure, funny as hell thou
Saw jerma on the twitch leaks document. Our boy is making bank. Hell yeah Jerma
You know twitch is apparently his job
you guys gotta admit the "making a table must have gotten stapled in here" bit was so fucking good
it was gold
My family's been doing a Tarantino marathon recently, and it is absolutely hilarious how much Jerma and Joel's conversation about the wires would fit in one of his movies.
edit: Oh boy the omega symbol talk...
I missed these live, god this is amazing.
For reference, this was the first time they played, the previous video was second. Joel never read the manual until then, so forgive joel's apparent incompetency on how to play
God it's so glad to hear that some of the incompetency can be forgiven. Thinking that the other video came first is so upsetting to think that Joel had seen the manual and was that still that bad at defusing
People in comments are blaming Jerma because they literally don't know how to do anything else, but Joel couldn't even manage to press the correct button half the time. The man follows instructions like a toddler with ADHD. He also constantly told Jerma the wrong thing.
Man, shoutout to the guy who finds movie and show clips that are related to the content to put at the beginning of each of these :)
angry viking shouts at toddler who can't read
viking toddler shouts at psycho who cant read
"press the red button"
_presses yellow button_
*beep*
"JERMA!!!"
I was playing a horror game with this on my other monitor and, honest to god, I got spooked by Joel screaming
Honestly watching joel do the numbers and simon says was just painful when he just clicks a seemingly random choice... almost makes jerma look smart
I'm going to lie awake tonight haunted by Joel saying the words "tomato blood fleshlight"
This was one of the most painful things I have ever watched
I swear the game was conspiring against them at 32:30 - 33:35
First the display is "No", to which Jerma is looking at the wrong section and tells Joel misinformation, strike 1.
Then the display is "See" but Joel never tells Jerma that the display changed, and so when Jerma is looking at the correct section, the information is still wrong, strike 2.
And then the display changes back to "No", confusing the living daylight out of Jerma when Joel tells him that it still says "No", strike 3.
"Press the button in the first position"
*presses the 2nd button*
literally all of the issues were joel's fault
The Simon Says was absolutely Jerma just having no comprehension, though
@@pankakemancer4952 Jerma told Joel to press red and the guy presses yellow, It was like Joel was doing it on purpose
Yeah and it was torture to watch because he keeps acting like he's right and talking over him and not listening haha this pissed me off more than it should have
How many wires?
5
bRUH NO THERE 6
"Press the button in the first position"
*presses the button in the second position*
O M E G A S Y M B O L
TOILET SEAT TOILET SEAT!!!!!!
Very brave of Jerma to let Mr. Windows Destruction control his computer.
bomb guide.... compact streamer arrested by the ATF
i can see how jerma evolved to become the funniest man alive. it's because he hangs out with people like fuckin joel
"I didn't scream once" -Joel
6:34 VTUBER SWEARS ON LIVE TV
19:51 great communication Joel 👍
It’s anyone’s guess to see how long ago this was streamed
beginning of 2020
bottom of video description tells when
early 2020?
"How many wires are there?"
*6 wires exist*
"uhhhh....5"
"Jerma" and "bomb defusual" should never be in the same sentence
See, watching Jerma and Joel being kinda iffy but not terrible in the previous video was funny, which makes it all the more impressive that they are both *vastly* worse upon switching roles.
Apparently this part was streamed first and the TH-cam uploads were uploaded backwards
man that struggled to build a birdhouse decides that he has a bright career in bomb defusal
"there is 2 batteries. 4. 4 actually. but yeah, 2 batteries. 4 total."
how was Joel so awful at this
"press red green yellow"
*presses yellow*
"NO THAT WAS WRONG"
Joel: There Are 2 blue, three black, and a white
Jerma: How many wires are there
Joel: 5 wires
is anyone gonna talk about the ikea gag at 13:00
“Taste it” jerma moves his hand up to his mouth before saying no
SuperDazza my beloved
"Is W a vowel?"
- Joel
21:13 he did the chin
26:10 the pure fucking anger in Joel's voice