Our Most Awkward Experiences in China

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  • @ADVChina
    @ADVChina  4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

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    • @BoycottChinaa
      @BoycottChinaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great last few episodes on your individual channels! This one is important too, well done repeatedly..

    • @SteveMack
      @SteveMack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, MOST awkward!🙃

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So my wife does a childdaycare here in Germany. One of the moms of her daycare-children was 19 years old droped out of school in the last year, she managed one of the brothels her parents own. She was the best organized parent of all the parents my wife had contact with, because of her daycare-children. Yet she had no shame at all what so ever, multiple times advertised her exotic ladies to me while we were right outside on the street and she pushed her toddler in a buggy. Or the one time she went shopping with my wife and she told stories about every 5 minutes about a guy she identified as one of her businesses clients from her or from another of her parents brothels. Also she was realy tough on Money, sold every open bill to a turkish bodybuilder to collect it. We became kinda friends to her, when her child left my wifes child-daycare(0-3) for Kindergarten(3-7) , she didn't kept her parents and her business a secret at all....It was a catholic Kindergarten, in the same block...we know every employee of it. Realy stupid idea as her child never had friends from that Kindergarten visiting at birthdays or something....
      She realy had a totally different view on her job and her ladies than everyone else...
      She made her vocational training as "management assistant in office communication" in the parents business and at the DEKRA TÜV.
      So her dropping-out of A-levels didn't left her without an education.

    • @benlobin
      @benlobin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      let me guess Colorado? :'-D

    • @AmauryJacquot
      @AmauryJacquot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "how you dare criticize our chinese women ?!!" 🤣

  • @nightknight7208
    @nightknight7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    A little off-topic, but PLEASE never change your theme tune. It's so nostalgic and iconic to me. Every time I hear it, it reminds me of binging your videos before I moved out to China for the first time. So many memories.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You could call it a preventative strike; I'd hate it if they changed theme as it really is the perfect choice to accompany their channel.

    • @allewellallewell1088
      @allewellallewell1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      but do you remember the original theme? and intro? for me that is the nostalgia. and also my favourite ;)

    • @brenttesterman1198
      @brenttesterman1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agree!

    • @darkenergy9893
      @darkenergy9893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      right. our Chinese economy are actually majorly relying on the hooker industry.

    • @nightknight7208
      @nightknight7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkenergy9893 uh, did you reply to the wrong comment? lol

  • @skelly8500
    @skelly8500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    As an arizonan living smack dab in the middle of the sonoran desert, I can confirm that doing meth and turning into leather are basically the only consistency in our culture

    • @MGSVxBreakpoint
      @MGSVxBreakpoint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basically Sandy Shores, huh?

    • @arizonakid4769
      @arizonakid4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      u left out hating on Californians

    • @Rustyer266
      @Rustyer266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      id go out there looking for san pedro hehe screw meth

    • @markdignam3525
      @markdignam3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Rustyer266
      you mean the cactus?

    • @Rustyer266
      @Rustyer266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@markdignam3525 yes

  • @qlee50
    @qlee50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    It’s all about control, when everything is illegal and selectively enforced, only the unfortunately designated enemies of the state or officials are persecuted

    • @Bobby_Fischer
      @Bobby_Fischer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yep, sadly starting to happen here in the USA too. Mob knocking down statues and assaulting political enemies (no masks or social distancing to be seen) is "peaceful protest" but dare to protest the lockdowns and you're deemed a terrorist.

    • @aerodylluk2543
      @aerodylluk2543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You are not wrong there. It feels like some laws are almost impossible to navigate and are never enforced and are purely there to give authorities something to pull you for should you ever piss somebody off.

    • @grizzlygrizzle
      @grizzlygrizzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's what all leftist, utopian ideology is about-- power and control. It's about pounding square pegs (the people) into round holes (the contrary-to-human-nature roles to which the elites assign them in their fantasy utopia). In leftist ideology, the people are livestock. But people don't like being treated as livestock, and this is why so many of them end up dead in leftist regimes.

    • @blackmennewstyle
      @blackmennewstyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably the more awakened comment i have read since the beginning of the week 👍🏽

    • @Bobby_Fischer
      @Bobby_Fischer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wallyworld30 Okay then, give me one example of the left being selectively prosecuted within the past 30 years.

  • @kmm129
    @kmm129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    NOT all people in the desert do meth- but....

    • @jackwest3282
      @jackwest3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think they do crack and maryjane too lol

    • @Matt-qm7eq
      @Matt-qm7eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jackwest3282 Oh honey...they're way past mary jane

    • @Matt-qm7eq
      @Matt-qm7eq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wujiao8373 Go away wu mao LOL

    • @Prismaticmind
      @Prismaticmind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suuuure some do acid and/or Juana. If they aren't partying and getting high they are staying at home hiding indoors playing video games avoiding the junkies. Very familiar with Joshua Tree, Yucca Valley, Yucca Mesa they have had a few meth labs explode.

    • @guncotton1950
      @guncotton1950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wujiao8373 50 cent army is worth nothing at all

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    When I was in Qingdao as a intern in 2003/2004, the Chinese managers I worked with took me, my German boss, his business partner from another German company and their wives to one of those big spas to get massages and a full health treatment, with that thing where they put paper tubes in your ears and set them on fire and so on.
    It was really weird, because everything seemed on the up and up. The women were wearing chaste uniforms. They looked like regular nurses, just that the uniforms were of a salmon pink color instead of white, much like the ones seen in the footage SerpentZa and C-Milk spliced in here and some of the massage staff were young men.
    Everything looked proper, like in a normal health clinic.
    The weird thing was that in stark contrast, there was pornographic photographs and artwork hanging on the walls everywhere. Really blatant stuff with women only wearing fishnet stockings and high heels shoving their naked behinds into the camera and stuff like that.
    It was really weird and awkward.
    I was sitting there with my boss' wife next to me, getting pedicures from a gaggle of young girls in nurse uniforms, while the walls around us were plastered with softcore porn.
    I suppose they just switched periodically between "normal spa treatment" and "bordello" mode and didn't bother taking the porn down.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Burning paper tubes in your ears?! You sir, are the epitomy of calm.

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@williamswenson5315 Don't tell me you never saw that.
      It is a normal thing people do all over Asia.
      Hehe, they don't burn the whole tube at once, just the end that is furthest away from your ear.
      It is basically just like someone using your ear canal as a candle holder. Weird, but not particularly dangerous.
      Supposedly the fire will create a air current that creates a sucking effect and pulls ear wax out of your ear, but it really is just a scam.
      When it is finished they open up the remaining rest of that tube and show you the disgusting wax the thing supposedly pulled out of your ear, but really it is just molten wax that was on the paper itself.
      For some reason it is still considered a normal part of a thorough Chinese hygiene regiment.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrangleC Honestly, I have not. While I've hardly lived a sheltered existence, that is one custom I've never seen. Should the opportunity arise, I believe I'll pass.

    • @TrangleC
      @TrangleC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@williamswenson5315 It really is pretty common. You can see people sit on sidewalks with those things in their ears, in Chinese cities and other parts of Asia.
      I'm sure you'll find videos on TH-cam, if you search for "Chinese ear candles" or something like that.

    • @NajwaLaylah
      @NajwaLaylah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TrangleC It was a fad in the USA, but most people figured out that it was useless and could be dangerous.

  • @10000words1
    @10000words1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    My boss is a well respected professor. He went to South Korea to give an academic talk, after which the male faculty took him out for dinner and drinks. Then, of course, they went to a brothel (my boss claims he did not partake). Maybe this is widespread in Asia, even beyond China?

    • @kallandas
      @kallandas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Compare to Western countries... I can confirm it is pretty widespread in overall Asia.. (Single exception maybe SG) Level of "forced labor" part may differ. BTW it is illegal in South Korea, but it's generally assumed that more than a million participate in the oldest industry. (on the serving end that is.)

    • @wakannnai1
      @wakannnai1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kallandas I don't know about South Korea, but this doesn't happen in all Asian countries. In Japan, this never happened while I was working there. There is prostitution of course, but no one would go out of their way to take their colleagues (or business partners) to see prostitutes.

    • @someting9205
      @someting9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop making me wanna move there.

    • @knand9936
      @knand9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      most of South Asia...

    • @MarkSmith.CharkBait
      @MarkSmith.CharkBait 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wakannnai1 I’ll take an exception to that from my experience working for two Japanese firms in the ‘70’s thru ‘80’s.

  • @garyhicks789
    @garyhicks789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like these sort of vids too, it's refreshing to see you on bikes and it isn't the main focus of the vid, just two guys chatting about their experiences. I've learnt alot about China & people in general from your vids. Cheers

  • @Cathildreth
    @Cathildreth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My husband and I lived in Shekou, Shenzhen and I don’t miss that much to go back to China! I am glad y’all are in the US. We are too!!! Hearing your stories makes me, we are not alone. If I tell people the stories me this, people think I just hate China and make up! Thanks for sharing your stories!

  • @billbaden742
    @billbaden742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Thats a cool sunday afternoon ride to take on a motorcycle. I always took the reverse route.

    • @75patrickfoley
      @75patrickfoley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How'd you get home?

    • @claudiodiaz9752
      @claudiodiaz9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had my CBR1100XX totalled, I miss riding that bike.

  • @daniel_poore
    @daniel_poore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let me just say, I love the adventures of you two! Even back home here in the US, you two riding motorcycles around showing scenery and telling us stories is pretty great. Ive watched days of videos from all 3 of your channels. Great stuff gentleman.

  • @seanwalker4868
    @seanwalker4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is a really great format for your videos. It is quite entertaining to listen to your thoughts on a subject while you drive through an interesting terrain.

  • @svenolofandersson2572
    @svenolofandersson2572 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Many years ago, I was in Hongkong with a couple of friends. We went to the bars in Kowloon and had a couple of beers and every time there suddenly was a girl who drank "whisky" and wanted us to pay for it. We went along for a while but after about three bars, we were tired of it and just wanted to drink beer and take it easy. In the street, I saw a bunch of young police officers and I figured they could recommend a place. So, I asked them if they knew a bar without girls. The police looked at me, slightly puzzled. "No girls?" "No girls, I replied?" He looked at me again and asked: "Boys?" 🙂

  • @NajwaLaylah
    @NajwaLaylah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Generally, in California, when a spring is named after someone, it's because they were the first one in their language community to find it, or they owned it, or they died near it / drowned in it.

    • @Canonfudder
      @Canonfudder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Old Faithfool Mc Buttocks up After One To Many spring ?

  • @southernlights3682
    @southernlights3682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once lived in a place called Anji, in Zhejiang Province. All brothels there were controlled by the police and brothels had to pay them 20% protection money, or else they had to shut shop. The whole culture of the CCP revolves around frequent brothel visits. That's how decent and upright people joining the CCP get "broken in" which make them open to blackmail. Thus they become easier to control to carry out "dirty deeds" they normally wouldn't do.

  • @therealdeal3672
    @therealdeal3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Appreciate that you guys are real gentlemen. And you always stay awesome!

  • @shawnlizeleatherdale4052
    @shawnlizeleatherdale4052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I've lived in Asia for over half my life, and been with Asian women even longer. Things I have learned - prostitution is way more prevalent than anyone will ever truly discuss. There is everything from street walkers to very high end call girls. If I go into a bar alone it's pretty much guaranteed I will have at least one one offer before I finish my second drink. I have been woken up in the middle of the night by pimps with a few girls in tow when staying in hotels by myself. I have had offers from the hotel cleaning staff, the beer girls, etc. Nothing in Asia surprises me any more. These are countries that if you know how or where to look you can 100% get what you want - IF you have cash.

    • @millevenon5853
      @millevenon5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like fun

    • @jeygee3736
      @jeygee3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In a country of a few billion people I'm pretty sure it isn't hard to find a sex worker

  • @themacker894
    @themacker894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wow. Just sounds like such an easy way to get an STD. How do the guys who indulge in Chinese society explain their visits to the doctor? Edit: Make it a series. It's always fascinating to learn about other cultures, even if the story is horrifying, such as the father of your 10 year old student speaking about having sex with girls just a little older than she was. It's what's "normal" in their culture. I especially liked the story about the friends your wife or girlfriend introduced you to, asking you to go out with them. How weird is that? My goodness!

    • @maka6134
      @maka6134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean the doctor is most likely also a guy and more than likely also visits these places. So the doc wouldnt say a word to your wife.

  • @Lykzabet
    @Lykzabet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wind noise no issue, cool chat this 1 🍻

  • @mikeMuzz
    @mikeMuzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First time watching in 4K. Didn't realise you guys were even producing in 4K. Looks great for this format. Drone shots are incredible too.

  • @ChunsBuns
    @ChunsBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Aw i absolutely love the story telling whilst driving - this one was particularly beautiful! It compensates for the shock and horror!

  • @porsche9302
    @porsche9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I feel left out. I never got the cards under my doors. But I was always too scared of this stuff when I was living there. I always thought it was some kind of sting operation for catching foreigners hahaha. Sure I'll call the number on this poster for in home service and wait for the police to show up. Lol. The police did actually come through and raid a massage shop I was at behind my apartment in Shanghai. I was so happy I was too nervous to partake in those endeavors. God knows what happened to the guy they hauled off.

    • @jamegumb7298
      @jamegumb7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They get hauled off and then cornholed in the drunktank by those cops.

    • @porsche9302
      @porsche9302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamegumb7298 lol rough evening

    • @JuanPablo-lt3us
      @JuanPablo-lt3us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me too, it is also really weird for someone who doesn't grow up with it, in my country prostitutes are only for drug addicts lol

    • @1MinuteFlipDoc
      @1MinuteFlipDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya, they could/can honey-pot the wealthy foreigners!

  • @M3LP
    @M3LP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There's a unspoken rule amongst man here in the west and that is that you don't go have sex around your friends if they can't have fun too, so out of respect, you don't do that, you go some where for every one to have fun.

  • @erickrcisneros
    @erickrcisneros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That road would be a totally different experience at night

  • @harshverdhansaxena6025
    @harshverdhansaxena6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    13:20 "I've lost my to prostitutes" That literally cracked me up😹

  • @paulcolbert8576
    @paulcolbert8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shocked? Hell no. Enjoyed the banter. Work this topic for a while. Very Enlightening

  • @billpetersen298
    @billpetersen298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My wife, Chinese expat, in Vancouver. Spent some time, doing therapy work. With a middle aged, Chinese lady. Who came from a poor family. She went to the local city, to find regular work. It didn’t turn out well for her. She was bought and sold, to various owners, for being a young virgin. Not her fault at all, but she lives with a lot of pain, and shame.

  • @danterj1990
    @danterj1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    They say: "Even California is better than China." 😆😅🤣😂

    • @edwardsnowden8821
      @edwardsnowden8821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Boban Milisavljevic well then go to Chicago

    • @edwardsnowden8821
      @edwardsnowden8821 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Boban Milisavljevic not the Chicago I know-how

  • @karban82
    @karban82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I must say it so nice so see your format of videos/talk show, but on a different scale - the US. The roads are different, cars too, the landscape...how about you continue the series with different topics, but in US? You know, minorities, history, etc. For me as a european, it would be really nice

  • @AMKPAi吗1902
    @AMKPAi吗1902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had project in that area. I usually drove a lot on Hot Spring Lady road. It is very long 100 miles desert road. Most people who live in that area are stright from the TV show ' Son of the. Anarchy'. But not far from there has best and fantastic national park.

  • @rosieposiepooh562
    @rosieposiepooh562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These guys are spot on. My family moved to China when I was 12. And because I have 3 brothers all close to me in age I knew all about this stuff. By the whole thing about it being completely illegal while also being so prevalent is just a part of the facade of China that clean cut image they present to the world Is why they consider it illegal without prosecution.

  • @cooledcannon
    @cooledcannon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Probably a cultural difference? in that chinese don't think going to a prostitute is cheating

    • @danl3960
      @danl3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, yes and no.
      The fact of the matter is that this is a prevalent thing in many Asian countries.
      And ask any Asian woman if she thinks it's cheating and she'll say damn straight yes!
      However she might end up staying with the guy anyway for various reasons, may it be financial, face-saving or whatever.
      After all it was "just a prostitute" and "no feelings involved".
      But it's a toxic relationship from there on no doubt.
      And she'll be extremly suspicious and jealous whenever the guy wants to 'hang out with his friends'.
      For all the right reasons as explained in this video.
      To each their own but, yeah..
      For me personally this is a sad part of reality or "the culture" if one wants to call it that.

    • @KoinzellGaming
      @KoinzellGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There was a video about cheating in Japan as well. Basically, a large amount of men (and some women) thought that if the action is done without "love" then it isn't cheating and is purely a physical thing. Ofc about 50%-60% of the interviewed in the video did say it was cheating, but that historically going into a red light district was pretty standard for men in Japan.
      Being faithful is almost completely a western/christian thing. Because in Christianity you can only have a single partner and within the religion the men and women are pretty much equal and that it's a sin.
      I think in Asia it was like this that based on who married down in terms of status (Family status) then to appease the family the men might've needed to stay faithful, while if the family status was equal or the man's status was higher than the woman's status, then it would've been socially OK to openly cheat on the woman.
      Due to western influence, and overall gender dynamics, the women have started to value themselves more (In China as well), so now in equal marriages, women have started to assert themselves (like they beat up their man if he was caught cheating on her, which Serpentza did a video about).. So a new culture sprung out so that men cheat on their wives together as a show of trust.

    • @billdurfy2110
      @billdurfy2110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The guys don’t think so.... but the girls definitely do!! They are crazy jealous.

    • @nitrologly
      @nitrologly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@danl3960 Not necessarily true. I've seen surveys where a lot of people in Asian countries don't think of prostitution as cheating because of the lack of an emotional connection. The survey I saw was from Japan, but I'm sure it's similar in other places...

    • @KevinPhillips_kw
      @KevinPhillips_kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could not be more wrong. Ask a Chinese man to tell his wife where he is going. Will he? F no!

  • @wmtrader
    @wmtrader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You really should have turned south on Quail Springs road and gone through Joshua Tree National Park on Pinto Basin road. Joshua Tree National Park is a lot better than Johnson Valley.

  • @j.a.entertainmenttv6128
    @j.a.entertainmenttv6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Beautiful road 👍

    • @sammorrow8420
      @sammorrow8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      29 Psalms area in Southern California is the general area where they are. I road a motorcycle there many times.

    • @polarbear6597
      @polarbear6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      California is literally the most boring place in states, virginia is way better, i hate desert !

    • @juliaryan4266
      @juliaryan4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polarbear6597 California isn’t just one big desert.

    • @polarbear6597
      @polarbear6597 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juliaryan4266 sorry, my bad, it was written 1 year ago, now i understand how diverse is the landscape in California

    • @juliaryan4266
      @juliaryan4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polarbear6597 No worries 🤙

  • @PERRYS_PROPS
    @PERRYS_PROPS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    What communication equipment are you using in the bikes, sounds great.

  • @lisafeck1537
    @lisafeck1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys have to go to Kentucky. The rolling green hills, lined with white or black plank fences, and when the fields have been mowed whether winnowed piles spanning the length of the property, or already bailed in huge rolls dotting the landscape, some with horses on the property, it is at any time a spectacular sight, but particularly at sunset. Also the horse barns are incredible, they are huge and beautiful, I have never been inside one, but I suspect they are high tech not something you see on Little House On The Prairie. When I lived there I often thought the horses likely live far better than half of the American population. Maybe you would be so bold as to stop at one and ask for a tour, more likely your chances in Kentucky than China running into people who are gald to oblige. Versailles Road is the road you must see, between Frankfort and Lexington Ky. There, if you ask someone for directions, if you pronounce Versailles properly, no one will know what you are saying! It's hilarious and horrible! I had to work very hard to say it the way they pronounce it, heavy emphasis on the first Concenent Ver- sounds like fur only with a v. Sails or sales with a huge emphasis on the ā, it really was a bit painful for me to submit to the local pronunciation. I suggest you do ask, even if you don't actually need directions.

  • @dwightlooi
    @dwightlooi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Curious question: HOW DO YOU SYNC THE AUDIO between two riders while recording video?

    • @perenidavid5901
      @perenidavid5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was revving the engine from time to time to sync the sound

    • @jaysen472
      @jaysen472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Import the two tracks side by side, and you only need one bit of audio to match up. I will just clap when I have multiple audio sources, and use that spike to line up the two videos.

    • @dwightlooi
      @dwightlooi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaysen472 IC, thanks! I thought you have some gizmo that synchronizes recording across multiple recording devices!!!

    • @SoundSpeeding
      @SoundSpeeding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Using timecode such as with a Zoom F2-BT (or a Tentacle Track E) makes it all very easy and hassle free to do the syncing.

  • @MojaveDan
    @MojaveDan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Welcome to the Mojave Desert. You're almost in my backyard. And you're correct about the desert attracting tweakers.
    Old Woman Spring Road is awesome when the desert flowers bloom. It's like heaven on earth.

  • @umvhu
    @umvhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Difference between cultures is their values, not their language. In Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) in the 1950s & 60s the custom of the local people at night was to stand at a distance and shout to eachother so that anyone in the area would know they're not plotting anything underhanded, but it use to annoy the hell out of the whites who didn't understand their culture.

  • @julioareck
    @julioareck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first time I went to Shanghai I was approached by a prostitute who offered me her services. In broad light, in a busy street, while I was walking. Not in a red light district, but in a nice, commercial and touristy district, full of families. I can't imagine how things could be in the red districts then.

  • @highpower3006
    @highpower3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You guys want to ride through some really scenic desert, take ride through southern Utah. Moab, Zion, Bryce Canyon and Capital Reef National Parks are all gorgeous.

  • @Moloko_b
    @Moloko_b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loving the stories, guys. I feel sorry for the girls/women that are forced into that line of work also. Like that’s their only choice 😔 I think this is the first time I have seen you guys out on he open road with no traffic? No wonder you sound so happy lol

  • @marcusdbowden
    @marcusdbowden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would love to hear more awkward stories! Yes, please do a series!

  • @AZZslaughter1ST
    @AZZslaughter1ST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks to you guys, i see through the bull^$it now. Great video, take care.

  • @devendietrich3445
    @devendietrich3445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMFAO!
    "I'm not a woman. It feels bad!"
    BIG mood. My wife tried to do that once and I hated it. Now she does it just to tease me. STOP that shit.

  • @markcopland5738
    @markcopland5738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lived in California, now back in wonderful Tennessee, its not just desert towns,you find tweekers everywhere,big cities small towns.

    • @KiRa-fy6uq
      @KiRa-fy6uq 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm in TN and in a small county and yes the meth is bad. And fentanyl

  • @franzliebkin
    @franzliebkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are a great team. Always fun to listen to your back and forth.

  • @MIKEDIAMONDZ
    @MIKEDIAMONDZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In communist china habbits are so similar to est european communism 30 years ago. Except eating weird animals, is so similar.

  • @haydnneal1
    @haydnneal1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got married in Baotou, apparently i was one of the first English men to as it took the police 5 months to get the correct paper work

  • @iGame3D
    @iGame3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The part of your brain that responds to nerves in the feet are right next to the part of the brain that receives signals from your genitals, that's why foot massage is so satisfying, and basically rubbing one sweaty stinky thing is no different than rubbing the other and homeboy used to get a foot massage every other day, daaaaamn.

  • @highcentered4736
    @highcentered4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Need to learn how to ride with strong cross winds out here in the Mojave. There's a simple trick to compensate. Pushing the bike against the wind will just make you tired. Learn to pull opposite. If the wind is pushing you to the right for example, pull back slightly (you'll learn real fast how much) on the right grip and the bike will tend left. Pulling on the left will make the bike tend right. It's opposite of natural but learn to do it and cross winds will never bother you again. In fact, learning to pull opposite all the time will bump your riding skills up to the next level.
    It's totally counter intuitive but believe me and take a chance. Manipulating the geometry of the bike will allow you effortless control over the physics of the moving and rotating masses
    you're riding on.

  • @nickg1895
    @nickg1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you guys ever get the chance you should travel to Chicago! I was there recently for 4 days and I had some of the best food in the U.S that i've ever had! Just stay in North and East Chicago and you'll be safe! its a very clean city as well and feels very safe!

    • @MultiLiam24
      @MultiLiam24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a British guy who’s been to Chicago multiple times, I approve this statement.

    • @ndanielsporter
      @ndanielsporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      East Chicago is the lake

    • @ndanielsporter
      @ndanielsporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better bring your scuba gear

    • @nickg1895
      @nickg1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ndanielsporter I know east Chicago is just Chicago but I was meaning like the art institute, Field museum, and museum of Science and Industry on the east side of the city and along the lake.

  • @01DOGG01
    @01DOGG01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The 'male parents' bit killed me!

    • @jeygee3736
      @jeygee3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was birthed by my woman parent.

  • @MilesBellas
    @MilesBellas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    16:14
    "they give you some cucumbers, wasabi and dice"

    • @ADVChina
      @ADVChina  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what I said, and that's what I meant....
      now I get why that sounds bad.

    • @MilesBellas
      @MilesBellas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ADVChina
      Not in the context.....it just sounds completely surreal and typically Chnse (from watching these superb videos).
      I am amazed at the many quirky behaviours : like an alien interpretation of life. Refreshing yet strange.
      "You go to a bar and are given two cufflinks, a pickled cabbage and 3 pinball tokens.......this is normal......"......??!!!.
      ...

    • @svenshruufx7380
      @svenshruufx7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except you go there late at night, then they give you candles, peppers and matches

  • @williamhadley1580
    @williamhadley1580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys should do a motorcycle tour of the Kancamagus highway in NH. No 'massage parlors' but the scenery is beautiful.

  • @theronnett
    @theronnett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I lived in 29 Palms for many years. This video brings back memories

  • @TedC1603
    @TedC1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been watching you guys for a longgg time now, you deserve way more subs and recognition

  • @MarkOfReality
    @MarkOfReality 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What kind of camera/sound recorder software do you use? I like how it shifts to the camera of the person who's talking. I am assuming the actual physical equipment is some sort of a go-pro.

  • @papagato1399
    @papagato1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that smooth road in the middle of the desert.

  • @the_clawing_chaos
    @the_clawing_chaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why, but I have always liked American deserts... very nice scenery

  • @goggylotus1
    @goggylotus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yay you are back on the bikes again

  • @RevoTheGoverment
    @RevoTheGoverment 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for sharing such a privat and magnisevend conversation. Very interesding and simpatic. enjoyed the ride. apriciate the moral compass ^^

  • @dirk_diggler320
    @dirk_diggler320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are riding about 45 miles from my house .... no the camera does not give that drive justice !
    Always nice to see you guys riding having fun .

  • @imstuman
    @imstuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was a great video. Excellent scenery and entertaining chat.

  • @czamman
    @czamman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We have leather people in Florida too. Just watch Something About Mary 😂

    • @daneaxe6465
      @daneaxe6465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My first trip to Honolulu I was expecting to see young, curvy beach babes on Waikiki. Wrong!!!! Mostly old geezers like 85-90 years old who looked liked they spent their whole life in the sun. Seriously it looked like a giant California Raisin commercial everywhere you looked. Imagine a 90 year old raisin walking on burnt toothpicks for legs and loose skin jiggling on their waist and chests/stomachs. What a bummer!
      Tip for travelers: Hawaii is mostly old people in the winter months. The young college age types arrive in June. If you're looking for a Hawaiian relationship, that is.

    • @czamman
      @czamman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daneaxe6465 I bet "book em Dano" was one 😂😂

  • @ae1aea363
    @ae1aea363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:25 “.... what blew me away” pun intended?😂

  • @_Pyroon_
    @_Pyroon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bump for awkward series

  • @franksmith3636
    @franksmith3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “ A straight moral compass or skewed one.” lol

  • @skrrskrr99
    @skrrskrr99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys should come to NM we have infinite roads like this.

  • @matthewmelange
    @matthewmelange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Most Awkward is a funny way of spelling Prostitution lol
    I understand though, if Prostitution had been in the title this video would've been demonetized, banned and deleted before it'd be posted lol
    Here's my prostitution story from Tokyo Japan. I was on a date with a with a girl. We were walking & talking together I was facing her while we were at a street corner waiting for the walk light to come on the stop light. All the sudden these 2 random women walk up to me, grab me by the arm and say "Massagey massagey?" I had been in Tokyo long enough to know that it wasn't a real massage. I was just blown away by how bold they were to walk up and ask me while I was with a woman. Just shook my head, waved the pair off and walked away.

  • @brandywell44
    @brandywell44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love that tazzing through the desert on those smooth undulating roads

  • @jackwest3282
    @jackwest3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New name for the series C-milk and Winston's Excellent Dodgy Foot Massage Adventures....its non-bogus dudes! lol

  • @menother3388
    @menother3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @11:00 Winston mentioned the "red light" district. I couldn't repeat the correct pronunciation. I'm curious as to where it is.

  • @WayWillow
    @WayWillow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Lots of brothel stories" HA! Can't wait.

  • @mredd9347
    @mredd9347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel attacked being a non drinker

  • @NocturneGQ
    @NocturneGQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scenery gave me early 90s Megadrive ‘Super Hang On’ nostalgia...

    • @NONARCS
      @NONARCS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nailed it! Hilarious and 100% accurate comment

  • @emrahtuncer551
    @emrahtuncer551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Feels like prostitution in China isn't as prevalent as before. I experienced everything you have chatted about :)

  • @redelfshotthefood8213
    @redelfshotthefood8213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guys. Men are everywhere. These businesses are everywhere. Everywhere.

  • @wanderingwondering3437
    @wanderingwondering3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Come on guys, this was the best ad for China ever!

  • @wwp8
    @wwp8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'waiting' for my friends to finish up.

  • @showmytime9177
    @showmytime9177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kawasaki Z900RS and Yamaha XSR700, you guys are rich !

  • @williamswenson5315
    @williamswenson5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    @1:00, you guys have watched "Breaking Bad", haven't you?

  • @kamelkadri2843
    @kamelkadri2843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man thanks guys i was laughing the whole episode yup all of it sound shocking to me & kinda fun really, anyway the view is breath taking you guys should film more in the US it's Huge and diverse

  • @douglashughes2331
    @douglashughes2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What is the incidence of STD's? And are they the kind you can cure with a shot or the kind that kill you slowly like AIDS or hepatitis?

  • @yes0r787
    @yes0r787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't be so closed minded- Let the Old Ladies have their Spring road.💛💛

  • @SShah9687
    @SShah9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heck yea. Would like to see this as a series

  • @carlottaholland9980
    @carlottaholland9980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, that was a fun one. Thx. Nice scenery.

  • @janfoustka3780
    @janfoustka3780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    amazing scenery and stories, boys! awesome! :) looks like somewhere in Qinghai. too bad you never got a chance to visit there. Ride safely!

  • @di5606
    @di5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I think a simple way to avoid prostitution when getting a message is just to go to a blind masseuse (which is everywhere) That is what I usually do when in China.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They did. I believe they got massages from a blind massage therapist in their "Conquering Northern China" documentary.

    • @ItsTimePictures
      @ItsTimePictures 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My experience with them was terrible. All they do is hurt your back. No technique. Just basically smash you.

    • @marting5130
      @marting5130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      they never see it cummin

    • @di5606
      @di5606 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItsTimePictures I don't think any of these places are actually certified masseuses. I think the concept is that it relaxes you more than any thing therapeutic. Just make sure to keep insisting g they go easy, because otherwise, their default mode does hurt quite a bit.

    • @chestermosburger3113
      @chestermosburger3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the added benefit is they might find you more attractive if they are blind!

  • @Channel66678
    @Channel66678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel you both. It grosses me out, as a female how men Actually Think that touching and squeezing our nipples is nice, NO!!! US FEMALES HATE NIPPLE PLAY AS WELL. WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT HAD TO BE INTO BDSM or something similar, as that's definitely NOT normal- yes, please learn, even us females hate it💯

    • @jamesn0va
      @jamesn0va 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not a gender based thing. Some people love it and some hate it.

  • @73gmiller
    @73gmiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Don't knock old ladies till you've had to pay the rent da hard way.
    You knocked something loose up there. Tiger!

  • @chrisrosenkreuz23
    @chrisrosenkreuz23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As opposed to Europe, it's cool to see cracks in the road patched up instead of the whole road upped and replaced.

  • @NS-no1li
    @NS-no1li 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to go downstairs to a foot massage.. 28 yuan an hour.. I liked it because it was all glass front open to see... and it was good and professional.. no hanky panky.. Down in the center was a TCM blind massage place. 2 hours for 180 yuan .. really worked your muscles in TuiNa.. I was in China for nearly a decade.. and now left two years.. I miss my trips to foot massage and my trips to TCM TuiNa.. I do know also what you are talking about as most of the expats I knew were into the late night “massages” after the bars closed, but they always had back aches from excessive draining of kidney energy.. Cops owed or had family involved in owning many of the late night massage places.

  • @daniel_poore
    @daniel_poore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You both should visit ( and drive ) the tail of the dragon in tennessee if you havent yet.

  • @kevinschranz4011
    @kevinschranz4011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This one cracks me up.

  • @Tommybgoode
    @Tommybgoode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love you guys and looking forward to you coming to Korea. If you need any help here, I've been living in Korea for 5 years so hit me up.
    Question: any youtubers currently still in Korea you recommend watching?

  • @MrSupro
    @MrSupro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys should ride highway 49 from oakhurst all the way up and over. It’s a two day ride but amazing. Do it in spring so it’s green and the creeks are going. It’s low enough where there is generally no water on the road and generally very little gravel or sand and high enough and in the hills enough to not have much traffic.

  • @geefee0420
    @geefee0420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    probly the most spot on about desert cities. LOL, reminds me of bakersfield the capital of meth....

  • @P9rkour90
    @P9rkour90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn I forgot about this channel! Didn’t know you all were still doing this since the China virus

  • @Winterstone
    @Winterstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What are you riding C-Milk?