DAZ WATCHES TERRIBLE PAGEANT MOTHER

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  • @virtualsanity2096
    @virtualsanity2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5619

    When a mum openly says “I’m disappointed that he was a boy” on the internet, she must know that lad is gonna grow up to see this in the future... the teenage years are gonna be hell for this woman!

    • @caseysheaves1323
      @caseysheaves1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      And yet we still have ass-stains on the internet saying that cruelty and discrimination against men & boys doesn't exist... fucking bullshit. I sure hope he gives her hell when he grows up.

    • @emmaleeannmehmet7257
      @emmaleeannmehmet7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I agree i mean i have a son ive all ways wanted a boy and a girl but dont see my self haveing more kids due to problems but if i dont im still over joyed i even got to have one let alone to boy or not she should just love her kids no matter there gender!

    • @taylorlopes5925
      @taylorlopes5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      She deserves her son being a bad teenager and tbh it’s not his fault

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      VirtualSanity20 genuinely disgusting, i’m adopting to save kids put in bad situations like these :(

    • @winterwolves5272
      @winterwolves5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And when she said the only reason she had kids was for pageants is just disgusting. She honestly doesnt deserve to have more or kids at all (sorry if that sounded mean).

  • @astridguillen4800
    @astridguillen4800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3848

    “She really lit up the stage” Daz: “she stood still” that sent me😭😭

    • @jacklabrum7876
      @jacklabrum7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow true

    • @mercuryeuphoria5052
      @mercuryeuphoria5052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And as she stood still, she became a lightbulb, really lighting up the stage-

    • @creamii.8845
      @creamii.8845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      𝗟𝗢𝗟 𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔

    • @WorthyRose
      @WorthyRose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      500th like

    • @user-uj3fu2el2m
      @user-uj3fu2el2m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mercuryeuphoria5052 lmao

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5194

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants."
    Hello, CPS? This woman right here. Please save her children.
    And poor Bob literally has a Padawan braid wtf

    • @lou2288
      @lou2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yes pls, come pick this bish up

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      🤣 the padawan braid got me I was wheezing🤣

    • @Doopyboopyidk
      @Doopyboopyidk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      The real reasons Anakin turned to the dark side- pageants

    • @sydniecouch9724
      @sydniecouch9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      imPASTA brooo this is great 🤣

    • @gigaslayer1058
      @gigaslayer1058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No wonder why he end up killing the younglings

  • @rorybear3332
    @rorybear3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    My first thought on the rat tail was he wanted to be a Jedi master 😂

    • @touyashigaraki8849
      @touyashigaraki8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes same

    • @RyleetheSuccubus
      @RyleetheSuccubus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Glad to know im not the only one who saw Anakin... 😂

    • @kieranparsonage4768
      @kieranparsonage4768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He is a padawan

    • @skelo577
      @skelo577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He looks like auggi from wonder

    • @justlive2809
      @justlive2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@skelo577 i thought the same think

  • @MegaLpso
    @MegaLpso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3382

    "I actually had the children so we could do pageants"
    This hit me so hard, that my eyes went wide and my mouth opened in shock. This mom is the stereotype of all Pageant mothers. She is only doing it for the money, they get nothing, the parents spend money on bills, and everything else they want. These children, are just dolls for her to dress up and put in contests.

    • @aishasaif7128
      @aishasaif7128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      your typical narcissistic parent

    • @kierstyn8840
      @kierstyn8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So 👁👄👁
      I am sorry I had to do it

    • @chilly_chesnut9400
      @chilly_chesnut9400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But yeh like what is merry glitz mas and btw this broke my heart and my lips quivered my eyes opened wide in terror 😂😂

    • @singingwolf8997
      @singingwolf8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The worst part is, even if they win the highest title, they make chump change in comparison to how much the prep work costs. I mean, the Ultimate Grand Queen of Whateverthefuck title gets what, like a couple grand? That might cover the cost of the dress, since they usually buy new ones for each pageant. They're still paying hundreds, if not thousands, for the wigs, makeup, stylists, flippers (fake teeth), usually a second outfit for talent, shoes, any jewelry, spray tan, entry fees, and travel expenses. And that's not even counting if they hire a coach for dance routines or anything.
      So they're not even doing it for the money most of the time. They're doing it solely so they can flaunt their kids and say "See, I'm better than you because my daughter won a ton of trophies she's can't lift and crowns she can't wear because they make them adult sized even though it's for a kid's pageant".

    • @_gojira_exotics_3499
      @_gojira_exotics_3499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So fucked up. If my parents were to force me into this I'd run away

  • @jennifervan75
    @jennifervan75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7765

    She literally had the kids ONLY for the pageants.
    She's an awfull parent,some people just shouldn't have children.
    I hope the kids will be ok.

    • @annicakiroglu517
      @annicakiroglu517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I agree with you completely

    • @chris-p-juicytender7394
      @chris-p-juicytender7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I agree

    • @FrenchWhiteBread
      @FrenchWhiteBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Periodt

    • @chipcat69
      @chipcat69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      jennifervan75 lmao I agreee this is so wrong

    • @dan5721
      @dan5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Same seems like a really bad environment for kids to grow up in

  • @Punkinfluence_666
    @Punkinfluence_666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Lady: we actually had the children to do the padgents
    Daz: *has mini heart attack of offense*

    • @ObsessiveFan2
      @ObsessiveFan2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I DID TOO

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same these people are cruel

    • @cum8015
      @cum8015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who didnt

    • @LadyLenaki
      @LadyLenaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I haven't heard a more wrong reason to have a child said by anyone. It's so disturbing.

  • @AnnaBee03
    @AnnaBee03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    I feel bad for Bob... I've never heard a kid named Bob.

    • @itsbrittney_____
      @itsbrittney_____ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I’m saying like who looks at their newborn baby is like “oh yea, let’s name him bob” like whattt

    • @Bunny_138
      @Bunny_138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I have the feeling she names him something simple, random, and kinda bad simply because like she said, she didn't want him originally and was disappointed with having a boy.

    • @nananom_
      @nananom_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Bunny_138 maybe she didn’t have a name picked for that reason so it was off too her head

    • @dancinkayley
      @dancinkayley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Maybe his name is actually Robert but the kid legitimately prefers Bob? Or maybe I'm just employing some wishful thinking here.

    • @frozenuruguayball6436
      @frozenuruguayball6436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bob is more of like a cartoon name tbh

  • @tsundokuowo7133
    @tsundokuowo7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    “I only had the children for the pageants”
    say bye bye to the pageants and the money when they grow up and are fed up of being manipulated by you

    • @tortilla.co605
      @tortilla.co605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Does anybody remember in one of gases can’t remember which one it was but in one of his pageant videos he said her plans for the future are you sharpen the nearest kitchen knife and stab her mother in the throat I lost it like I’ve lost it I got a reaction video of dad’s and a lot of people hated me but I might’ve Peed my pants a lot of people did not agree with me on that but anyway in the transmission SOS

    • @kolioko
      @kolioko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tortilla.co605 did you have a stroke dude?

    • @sun1178
      @sun1178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tortilla.co605 you okay, mate?

    • @MrBearAsian
      @MrBearAsian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@tortilla.co605 i hope your okay mentally

    • @circusclown1503
      @circusclown1503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tortilla.co605 r/ihadastroke

  • @madyw65
    @madyw65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    the kids are so cute: “i think im gonna win because ive never had this hair before” but like the parents are awful: “i was disappointed when i found out i was having a boy because i had kids to do pageants” like wtf

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Can you imagine the poor boys face if he watches this when he’s older and realises that his parents were disappointed at him for something he had no control of -_-

    • @flixart8891
      @flixart8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nelson Jiang obviously yeah but people don’t have enough brain cells to remember that part mainly Because it makes them “less manly” or “gay” because it’s a “girls thing” 🙄

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nelson Jiang yes boys can do pageants

    • @madyw65
      @madyw65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      fliX art frfr

  • @kokichioma3000
    @kokichioma3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4863

    Imagine how hurt Bob is gonna be when he’s older, sees this, and realizes that he was unwanted

    • @veronicasexton8190
      @veronicasexton8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      coming in 3 months later to say he probably already does

    • @dmf19
      @dmf19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Gundham?! Never expected to see you watching pageants!

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@dmf19 of course I would be here to see such foolishness from a mortal

    • @samg8120
      @samg8120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There you are Gundham

    • @kokichioma3000
      @kokichioma3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@samg8120 hello there Sonia

  • @ezzalongford9097
    @ezzalongford9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    this reminded me of a creepypasta called the "bloody painter", where a boy was born instead of a girl and the mother raised him abusively as a girl, calling him Helen. I think the story went that he grew up to kill his mother and go to a mental home where he then ended up murdering some of the guards to escape... just saying, that boy looks content but wait till he grows up

    • @hqzelmorgenstern
      @hqzelmorgenstern 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds kind of like sleepaway camp

    • @Kaylaismyname
      @Kaylaismyname 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard of him I’m a creepypasta fan!

    • @RandomFunLex
      @RandomFunLex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I enjoy the story of Bloody Painter!

    • @savi4580
      @savi4580 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We do love Helen tho.
      He's a great creepypasta

  • @kinggeorgeiii4977
    @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I relate to Daz so much.
    “I don't run.”
    “I was a disappointment from the start.”

    • @MANIAC-rj8yg
      @MANIAC-rj8yg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I relate to him too “ I love kids man”

    • @caytlinwhore1401
      @caytlinwhore1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same man😔

  • @beckysg3219
    @beckysg3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3627

    “I don’t care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain’t running.” Big mood

    • @Grace-ps8yp
      @Grace-ps8yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Very big mood tehehe

    • @sillywombat
      @sillywombat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed

    • @aimee6619
      @aimee6619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is too much of a mood 👁👄👁

    • @gh0stly122
      @gh0stly122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s my mood 😂

    • @sinamoon_
      @sinamoon_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amen, my dude. Right there with ya. Worse comes to worse imma body slam em flat.

  • @jishoumushoku5094
    @jishoumushoku5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2560

    The fact that these people admit things like “I was disappointed he was boy” on camera astounds me.

    • @jalayneflores6764
      @jalayneflores6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Theres nothing wrong with having a preference... I dont want a girl but if I have one oh well.

    • @jishoumushoku5094
      @jishoumushoku5094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Jalayne Flores I’m not saying that she can’t have a preference but if the kid grows up and sees this, how will he feel? How can she openly admit such a terrible thing on camera for other people and potentially the kid to see?

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean I understand that growing up with a girl is exciting but that was plain rude😒

    • @star-vs8qn
      @star-vs8qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      AND THAT SHE ADMITTED SHE HAD THE BOTH OF THEM SO SHE COULD DO THE PAGEANTS?!!!

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@star-vs8qn she's disgusting

  • @Bumpduh
    @Bumpduh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    9:56 WHEN HE WHEEZED OUT “Shut up” I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @admech590
    @admech590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3717

    "I actually had the children so that I could put them in pageants." mother of the year ladies and gentlemen

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mr mushroom Yasss!

    • @icebear9209
      @icebear9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @ravioli726
      @ravioli726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mother-OMG a trophy!? For what 😁😁
      Me-for being the worlds WORST mothers!
      Mother- OMG YESS I AGREEE ON THAT SO MUCH THESE PAGENT MUMS ARE SO BAD!! 😩😩
      me-this trophy was for you... You were the worst pagent mum of all...

    • @brogiebearbenxx9210
      @brogiebearbenxx9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mr mushroom just think when the kid is older they will see what she said and probably hate her it’s so sad poor kid😢

    • @georgeacklin514
      @georgeacklin514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know this haz nothin to do with this but qurintine flippen is the worst:( :/

  • @informationtally242
    @informationtally242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "Lets move on to our little girl division!"
    "Hello I'm Chris Hansen please take a seat"

  • @amxthyst4665
    @amxthyst4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    This woman ticked me off when she said “I had kids to do pageants”

    • @quack3705
      @quack3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well who wouldn't? I almost scream in anger when she said that😠

    • @justaloafofbread987
      @justaloafofbread987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Facts

    • @lillyidk1358
      @lillyidk1358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      same !!

    • @carlaruiz7398
      @carlaruiz7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jocelyn Lowe SAMEEEE

    • @biscuit6422
      @biscuit6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't even like children that much but the "mother" pisses me off.

  • @IsolationDonkeys
    @IsolationDonkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Daz: "I don't get why they're so obsessed with getting trophies"
    Me: They're American.

    • @mackenzie44
      @mackenzie44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Meh, more like they have stupid mindsets (then again I do not agree with US pageants because they are 🤮)

    • @dylancouture4923
      @dylancouture4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mackenzie44 i agree with that I think it should be ban or something

    • @melissakimbrell447
      @melissakimbrell447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Theory: all the pageant moms are actually gremlins in disguise trying to use unsuspecting children to get shiny stuff for their collections

    • @connorniemiec8785
      @connorniemiec8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You do know most Americans, including me, don’t agree with this right

    • @IsolationDonkeys
      @IsolationDonkeys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@connorniemiec8785 Yeah, it's a joke...

  • @Madame_Madness
    @Madame_Madness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    *Murderer breaks into Daz's house*
    Daz: *speed walks way*

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Madame Madness *someone pulls out knife (or gun idk)*
      Daz: *goes under counter*
      (Btw it’s reference to his past video)

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grace-xn5pj I watched that 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @molten_nate1221
      @molten_nate1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XDDDDDD

    • @clairegwin8760
      @clairegwin8760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Madame Madness, they ask for his headphones, and then dad jumps at them like a Giant Panda protecting its child and sits on top of them until he or someone else calls the police. Daz👏🏻saves👏🏻the👏🏻day👏🏻at👏🏻his👏🏻own👏🏻home. Hooray daz, he did it, he did it, he’s a hero.

    • @Mud_Pies
      @Mud_Pies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gay, so I can just walk "normally" if someone breaks into my house XD

  • @noukieee_6072
    @noukieee_6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +830

    Mom: "She won like 75 to 100 times."
    Daz: "I haven`t set so many steps in my life."
    #content

    • @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584
      @wehavetosurviveanotherday8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ok, yes, A+ content
      But seriously, do the maths and that's like, at least 20 pageants a year if they started when she came out of the womb

  • @artsyandria7992
    @artsyandria7992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2574

    At least one thing in the world isn’t changing:
    Daz’s low disk space

    • @epiphanie7238
      @epiphanie7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It will never get old

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Artsy Andria yayyyyyyyyy

    • @ygmali
      @ygmali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt dat

    • @virtualsanity2096
      @virtualsanity2096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think a video without the low disk space would just make us all feel like somethings missing from daz’s video

    • @stevo2391
      @stevo2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would laugh if when daz is playing a game and he is super focused then that happens or at the same time of a jumpscare

  • @eye_heartm0ms
    @eye_heartm0ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "I had children so they could do pagents" tf noo what kind of mom are youuuuuu

  • @StormsTheNamexo
    @StormsTheNamexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Little boy division onto my stage”
    “And into the back of my van”
    😂

    • @joescott2179
      @joescott2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ibA61jXHnuQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe Scott no😡

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Scott and why do I care?

    • @StormsTheNamexo
      @StormsTheNamexo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Scott also notice how when he mentions these types of comments he says he doesn’t mind them also I’m not trying to get him to respond to my comment tbh I don’t really give a fuck if he replies or not if i want to comment it I want to comment it you can’t fucking stop me

  • @oakleyj7930
    @oakleyj7930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “I had the kids so we could do the pageants...” 😯 what the heck IS WrOnG WiTh YOu

  • @robynoliver5888
    @robynoliver5888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Nobody:
    A three year old child : glaaargalaargsjsmsj
    Daz: and her dads chewbaca

  • @atas2561
    @atas2561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    7:07 That Daz, is a pixie stick. A stick of powdered candy.

    • @janusnightshade9848
      @janusnightshade9848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ngl, pixie sticks are basically sugar.

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A big 'un, at that.

    • @clairebwest1
      @clairebwest1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf is a pixie stick

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

    • @adriameadvin6466
      @adriameadvin6466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clairebwest1 pixie sticks are quite literally sticks full of sugar that you basically drink

  • @stupidhoe9814
    @stupidhoe9814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Haven’t watched him for two years and just seeing “low disk space” really opened a memory I forgot I had.

  • @HB-tk7xc
    @HB-tk7xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    I want to see one of the kids go on stage and yell something like “MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO DO THIS! I HATE PAGEANTS!” Followed by “MY MOM IS GOING TO HIT ME AND YELL AT ME FOR SAYING THIS” These pageants should be banned. Have pageants for the adults to be in, and let the kids be kids.

    • @sotisamoutzopoulos9847
      @sotisamoutzopoulos9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think that adult pageants are fine but kids shouldn’t even be wearing makeup at that age so I agree with you

    • @Jessica-bz1vm
      @Jessica-bz1vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s possible one of the kids has done that, but they just don’t leave it in the final cut of the show, which would make me so mad cuz I really wanna see that

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why ban pageants because a few parents force their kids and ruin it for all of the ones who genuinely enjoy it?

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dear Vlogger because children shouldn’t do beauty contests, adults can do pageants but children shouldn’t.

    • @greenbeantm1096
      @greenbeantm1096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The worst camp camp memes ever you do know they’re not actually judged on how pretty they are right?

  • @wdock6327
    @wdock6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Daz: What happens when they lose
    Me: They’ll probably just cry for 8 hours
    Daz: THEYLL BE CRIMINALS AND DO DRUGS

  • @minx2174
    @minx2174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Courtney is dressed like a pine cone”
    *im sorry but that made me wheeze* 💀

  • @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360
    @helpiaccidentallybuiltadec6360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    It sounds like the mom didn't even try to name her son she was just like: "Aw crap a boy, I'll just name him uh Bob or something."

    • @Sofia.diadia
      @Sofia.diadia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @definitelynotamanda
      @definitelynotamanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That what i was thinking too😂

    • @saskiadenboer3239
      @saskiadenboer3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Birdbox be like

    • @amenabushra6541
      @amenabushra6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's sad cuz I have a friend whose father literally told her he wanted a boy and not her

    • @tsuumee4545
      @tsuumee4545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah. It sounds like she used the first masculine name that came into her head.

  • @-iirosie_yt8693
    @-iirosie_yt8693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1816

    "She's repunzled him"
    I'm dying 😂
    "Courtney is dressed like a pinecone"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m so sorry for saying this, but it’s “dying” 😂

    • @bear4116
      @bear4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iiRosie_ YT I’m sorryyyy I just have a pet peeve 🥺

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iiRosie_ YT *dying (I’m sorry)

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iiRosie_ YT OH SORRY 😭

    • @lunalovedraw3783
      @lunalovedraw3783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I subscribed cuz now I feel bad..

  • @kaitlyn8052
    @kaitlyn8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Daz: so-
    *low disk space* guess who's back, back again

    • @devotedmaggot6511
      @devotedmaggot6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *DISK SPACE* 's BACK, TELL A FRIEND

    • @squidwardztoez8862
      @squidwardztoez8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      introvert with a yt channel I’ve told a friend 🤣

    • @doolystarr29
      @doolystarr29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Badásś Bįtçhęš I have no friends.

    • @bicsfireextinguisher
      @bicsfireextinguisher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      • Unsqtisfied • join the no friends club

    • @devotedmaggot6511
      @devotedmaggot6511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@squidwardztoez8862 YAS SPREAD THE WORD 😂😂🤣

  • @horsegaming5564
    @horsegaming5564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    That my dear Daz, being fed in a tube to the girl, was a mega size stick called a Pixie Stick. Those are filled with sugar that is the kids version of crack. That kid just got a mega shot of candy. 🤣

  • @ilanataylor9494
    @ilanataylor9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    “Don’t stick it on her eye, she already has her own!”🤣🤣

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I really want a T-Shirt that says:
    "You are running out of disk space"
    Edit: I can't find his Low Disk Space Merch at all.

  • @madiraygo2453
    @madiraygo2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    that boys “rapunzel strand” was his padawan braid.

  • @statusdisarray9598
    @statusdisarray9598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Courtney looks like a pine cone” took me out laughing

  • @BobsFishShack
    @BobsFishShack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Daz: she has repunzeld him
    StarWars fans: welldone padawan

    • @rosesermon9377
      @rosesermon9377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anakin and or that one episode of Doctor Who

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if that's y he has it ? XD

    • @millie3milk808
      @millie3milk808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guffy Gaming SAME LMFAOO😭😭

    • @akiodragon4540
      @akiodragon4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mylife 23 lol I don’t know- some Star Wars characters had that weird hair style

    • @mylife-23
      @mylife-23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akiodragon4540 .......... I'm a star wars fan. The braids are not only seen in the Jedi order but also in different races and species as part of their culture. There's even cultures around today like that. It's not weird it's just different from some ppls culture.

  • @aniyaanderson3676
    @aniyaanderson3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    My question is Who grows up says “I wanna judge little girls pageants”

    • @brooklyntsang4467
      @brooklyntsang4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On Ik how do u pick from all these dramatic screaming children that were set on the wrong course from the beginning what a nightmare. Also how mean is judging children like wtf child pageants need to be stopped

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On my question is who names their kid nowadays “bob” ?!!

    • @aniyaanderson3676
      @aniyaanderson3676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bree James it’s like the mom was like “it’s gonna be a girl” then was like “oh shit it’s a boy..I didn’t think this far oh well hi bob”

    • @frogsyco
      @frogsyco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lots of them are guys i’m just gonna leave it at that 💀💀💀

    • @breejames6323
      @breejames6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GerardAtTheUrie Carrying On
      Ikr 😂

  • @noraaa.boraaa
    @noraaa.boraaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    My favorite daz line:
    "Let's face it, id win that shit"

    • @megachad78
      @megachad78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its true doe

  • @mummylisielou78
    @mummylisielou78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    child: *gurgling noise*
    daz: 'apparently her father's chewbacca' 🤣

    • @El.___009
      @El.___009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂

  • @abobo_dasme5451
    @abobo_dasme5451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    "When mom puts something on you, she mostly hurts you."
    Jesus even the child is aware of how crazy her mom is...
    Take👏the👏mom👏away👏 from 👏her👏 children 👏

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I👏agree👏

    • @kpopunofficialchannel7397
      @kpopunofficialchannel7397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amen👏
      Lol 😆

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kpopunofficialchannel7397 amen👏

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Remember👏Me👏When👏This👏Blows👏Up👏
      (38 minutes=122 likes)

    • @Lily-kk2tu
      @Lily-kk2tu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Grace-xn5pj o👏k👏

  • @lailashpigs871
    @lailashpigs871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4300

    GUYS!!!! I'm Laila, the girl in the red dress! I saw this and CRIED I love daz and this made me so happy hahaha

  • @MauraxX
    @MauraxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    “That means when mom puts something on, she mostly hurts you” oh yeah Mom she defiantly loves doing pageants suuuure

  • @ellekunkel3355
    @ellekunkel3355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    bob just has a padawan braid from starwars, give him a break lol

  • @jolenealday492
    @jolenealday492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I did a pageant that was a big deal when I was about 10. If you won you were “famous” and all the the girls that won were pretty and had perfect figures. I had lost and remembered crying non-stop for the next 2 days because I felt so bad about myself. Pageants are really just a big money scam and ruins little girls self-esteem.

    • @katetroughear7915
      @katetroughear7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PREACH

    • @DanTheBuska
      @DanTheBuska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Feel sorry for you but you're still a beauty dudeette I hope your haveing a good day

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      why not? Thanks you❤️❤️I didn’t think I would actually get replies or likes! I hope your having a good day, too!❤️

    • @jolenealday492
      @jolenealday492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rain Plays That’s horrible. I’m so sorry that happened to you. But I think I’d rather get pizza then win a pageant lol

    • @rainplays2242
      @rainplays2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jolene Alday yeah.I realized I had made a few typos and this is not my my main account so I’m bout to write it down on there bc I don’t use this one that much

  • @withoutyouinfinity4085
    @withoutyouinfinity4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5568

    Honestly, I was kinda proud of the girl when she hit her mother...

    • @softivory6962
      @softivory6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Withoutyou Infinity off topic but your profile picture and usernames are adorable

    • @Curp-e2f
      @Curp-e2f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I agree

    • @lindasinclair2725
      @lindasinclair2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      same but the fact that it was in the boob HAHAHA

    • @H3rm0sa
      @H3rm0sa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Withoutyou Infinity agreed

    • @serenamearon7987
      @serenamearon7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I WAS TO

  • @ryanpaton9225
    @ryanpaton9225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    The son is going to grow up hating his "mother."

    • @zach4936
      @zach4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gonna grow up a forced transgender

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All pageant mothers should be purged

    • @minimilkiway
      @minimilkiway 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sad thing is that these kids are gonna be manipulated and traumatised. They don't even understand that their own mother is mistreating them.

  • @bryn1906
    @bryn1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They’re so little. This breaks my fucking heart.

  • @caraphernalia666
    @caraphernalia666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    This woman is disgusting. She doesn't desrve them two beautiful angels, honestly knocks me sick. Pageant parents get pissed off even if there kid doesn't win one singular trophy, despite them owning several trophies yet I own one ice skating trophy for 1st place (only trophy I own) yet my parents are proud of me. The pageanting community should be shut down

    • @KahunaEdits
      @KahunaEdits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I agree with you, just having babies because she wanted to win a few worthless trophies that’s really disgusting behavior.

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      or have them for children who have to sign something when there old enough.

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When I was little me and my mom where watching a pageant episode and one of the girls didn't sing well or forgot the lyrics to the song and her mom just shook her head in disappointment. I looked at my mom and said "that's not right" and my mom said "those are parents who aren't proud in the effort of their child". It really sickened me the mom at the show. I know your kid forgot the lyrics, but be proud that at least she tried.

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KahunaEdits agreed. It's absolutely revolting

    • @caraphernalia666
      @caraphernalia666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fireflake6877 agreed! The children should have to sign something if they want to participate

  • @brittan6974
    @brittan6974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    3 year old girl: *growls*
    Daz: apparently her father's Chewbacca
    Me: *dead*

    • @FortniteSX
      @FortniteSX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cuddly panda if u have watched his videos he pointed out that he hates ‘ shit like this ‘

    • @detabs
      @detabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilpert Family pigeon in the studio🤣🤣

  • @emilye615
    @emilye615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Judge: “At this time I need my Little boy division up on the stage please”
    Daz: “And into the back of my van”
    deceased 😂😂

  • @Hazelshine34986
    @Hazelshine34986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “The only pageant you’d win, is the @ss-hole awards!”
    Got me cracking up while my parents watch a horror movie…

  • @shastamckinsey9153
    @shastamckinsey9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    It’s creepy how he says “MY little girl division” and not THE little girl division

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He also said "My Little Boy division" too

    • @viktoria1880
      @viktoria1880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Bl4ckD0g We stan a bi king 😍✋

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah but only if everyone's over eighteen.*shudders*. Child beauty pageant judges are such weirdos.

    • @unclemurphy3552
      @unclemurphy3552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Name Less 123 I'm a uncle

    • @TJ-js7uf
      @TJ-js7uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All child pageant judges are pedos

  • @StrongBalloonChris
    @StrongBalloonChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "Apparently her father's Chewbacca."
    Stop, I can only laugh so much 😂

  • @nemotoadie5503
    @nemotoadie5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    She doesn't even call them her children. She calls them 'the' children.
    This puts so much light onto why my birth mom is the way she is.

    • @kinggeorgeiii4977
      @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know how those kids haven't been taken away. It's clear that she doesn't love them.

    • @nemotoadie5503
      @nemotoadie5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kinggeorgeiii4977 Unfortunately that's a truth for many parents. As someone who's had to talk to CPS, unless you are actively being injured physically and show signs, they won't do much, not to mention if you grew up that way, you aren't likely going to view it as abuse, ESPECIALLY when you're that young.

    • @kinggeorgeiii4977
      @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nemotoadie5503 Yes I know. It's ridiculous that they don't do anything. I know physical abuse makes it easier to take your child away from you, but it's clear that this woman is abusing these children, but the case would require too much work.

    • @nemotoadie5503
      @nemotoadie5503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kinggeorgeiii4977 It would. Children should be given more care and consideration, and I feel as if some don't understand what doing things like this, growing up with parents who don't love you, does to children.
      Honestly it's like she sees them as pets to dress and parade more than she sees them as people.
      I pray that her kids never see this.

    • @kinggeorgeiii4977
      @kinggeorgeiii4977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nemotoadie5503 That's why it annoys me when they call generation Z, "snowflakes.” A lot of children are still being abused, whether it's physical, verbal, sexual, etc.
      Kids need love and affection, because it gives a sense of importance. Honestly, I hope her kids do see this just so their lives make a little more sense to them, and so they realise how selfish she is, if they hadn't already.

  • @angryskitboy7776
    @angryskitboy7776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    8:01 that smile though😂

  • @ingonitoamya
    @ingonitoamya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    "I only had the children for the pageants"
    You aren't a breeder Joyce. This isn't Tiger King

  • @cacaboom
    @cacaboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Daz: **posts**
    me: "awe yea"
    dazzlers: **notices it's a toddlers & tiaras vid**
    Dazzlers again: *"AWE YEEEEEE"*

    • @meandtheboys4830
      @meandtheboys4830 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AWE YEEEEEEE

    • @ZOlDDESS
      @ZOlDDESS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I gotta say this- I fucking love ur pfp ;-;

  • @edlawton3759
    @edlawton3759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Daz: She repunzled him
    Obi One Kenobi: Hold my lightsaber

  • @RHBR01
    @RHBR01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:36 if you watch the show, you'll eventually start to detect a theme with many (not all, but many) of these parents: They really, *really* enjoy having strangers decide that their child is the prettiest of the lot. It's less about the fact that their child is good at walking up and down a stage and more about getting validation that *their* child is the most beautiful and special out of all the others, because it's a real boost to the parent's ego. The more trophies, the more of that validation they receive.
    I get that every parent thinks their child(ren) are the most beautiful creatures in the world, but that becomes less touching and more disturbing when they start pathologically demanding that everyone else agrees.

  • @LyricaSilvan
    @LyricaSilvan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    “I only had kids so we could do pageants.”
    ...I have honestly never had such an intense urge to strangle someone in all my life. All these people in the world who would die to have a child to love and care for and THIS s***heel gets two of them? Damn.

    • @nothingspecialstudios4809
      @nothingspecialstudios4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh my god same

    • @xxmaisieellaxx2934
      @xxmaisieellaxx2934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I got so mad

    • @thatonecomfortfriend2008
      @thatonecomfortfriend2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I agree, I got so agrivated! They aren’t really caring for them properly.

    • @mechazoic
      @mechazoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know. It’s like the people who only get dogs to enter them in shows but... about a thousand times worse.
      My heart goes out to those poor kids.

    • @veraaloe4208
      @veraaloe4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to my life except my mother uses me in any way to get money for herself to splurge on.

  • @travishetaraka2023
    @travishetaraka2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I need the little boy division to make their way to the stage"
    *AnD iNto ThE bAcK oF mY vAn*
    😅

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    [9:02]
    "And up next we have Daz Black, sporting a Rick n Morty t-shirt with shorts, as you can see he is standing still beautifully. Wonderful little half-assed twirl there, he is in it to win it. His blank and slightly confused expression is spot on! And that's it for the "middle aged dad" division."

    • @hannahmayphelanmaguire2403
      @hannahmayphelanmaguire2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sachi Moo why haven’t more people liked this 😂that’s a good commentate on what he was doing

    • @kercyayers5772
      @kercyayers5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂 best comment I've ever seen

    • @jahzaracoligado291
      @jahzaracoligado291 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂👍🏻 GOOD ONE!

  • @lilliegreenleaf7709
    @lilliegreenleaf7709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Long story short, Bob grew up to be Nagisa from Assassination Classroom, and the other girl either got bullied or was the bully.

  • @idkidk61
    @idkidk61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    “She’s Rapunzeled him”

  • @Nesbitty_Jr
    @Nesbitty_Jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    “Is she just giving her sugar in a tube?” You just described a pixie stix, thank you Daz

    • @coolkay7652
      @coolkay7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s exactly what I thought whenever he said that

    • @Nesbitty_Jr
      @Nesbitty_Jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rue Larsen oh my god- I didn’t even know I reached 100 let alone 300 wtffff

  • @sydneysingleton5378
    @sydneysingleton5378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    The boy’s of piece of hair is called a “rat tail” when it is short and the mother has let it grow super long. This is popular in the south a lot of the times.

    • @tinafranklin1585
      @tinafranklin1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Rattails were popular here in Australia in the mid to late 90's thank god it did die out but there are still some hardcore rattail lovers here.Same as the damn Mullett hair cut. Gross.

    • @franfortune9575
      @franfortune9575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sydney Singleton I thought it was something to do with starwars 😂

    • @vampyr.cryptid
      @vampyr.cryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@franfortune9575 me too

    • @Ash-dx2ut
      @Ash-dx2ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yh thought it was a panda wan thing 😂

    • @Skizimo
      @Skizimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sydney Singleton popular where in the south lmao I was born and raised on the Florabama border and never saw that

  • @rosegrimes7280
    @rosegrimes7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “At this time I need my little boy division up on the stage” daz: and into the back of my van, is what made me die

  • @autumn-rb7dh
    @autumn-rb7dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    “I only had kids to put them in pageants” this makes me so mad and fills me with a rage I can’t understand, there’s women out there who struggle to have children and this woman had kids just to put them in pageants. Like are you serious, and for her to say she didn’t even want the boy made me want to cry because he deserves better. Honestly I hope she does put these kids up for adoption when there like 12 or so, so they can find parents who love them and care about them. Sorry if that was a long rant but I love your channel 💛💛

    • @theyseeyou7283
      @theyseeyou7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      bruh when you actually pay attention its like she abusing the boy more and forcing him someone to be he does not want to be and the girl also looks sad

    • @gachaalpha_wolf2780
      @gachaalpha_wolf2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like bruh.

    • @huiammohamed8039
      @huiammohamed8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know

    • @huiammohamed8039
      @huiammohamed8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gachaalpha_wolf2780 hi bich

    • @4x3ll3x2
      @4x3ll3x2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huiam Mohamed Jeez calm down, even if I detest Gacha too, don't call someone a female dog for it, unless they make '_____' reacts to '_______' then that's fine.

  • @luvvy69
    @luvvy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Daz: *uploads a video*
    Low disc space: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

  • @magdalenamitrovic8224
    @magdalenamitrovic8224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "I was disappointed from a start"
    You and me both.

    • @padfoot4867
      @padfoot4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can relate too 😂

  • @QuA_cKeR
    @QuA_cKeR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nobody:
    Daz being an absolute god on the internet

  • @dammit_dilan7485
    @dammit_dilan7485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    little girl walks around stage:
    Mom: I think the routine could've been better.
    Me: Whaaa....wheres the routine? She's just walking around.. O.o

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Pɪᴇ] theees a technique

  • @tayana3621
    @tayana3621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    “Don’t stick on her eye. She already has her owwwn”😂😂😂😂

  • @Microwaveablecrocs
    @Microwaveablecrocs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Daz : “He looks like a leprechaun”. Me: no that’s his parents.

  • @tiktokcompilations8226
    @tiktokcompilations8226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Daz just makes me so happy even when I am in a bad mood

  • @andreamorgan5330
    @andreamorgan5330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “The other ones weren’t toxic enough already”

  • @hey-ew4yc
    @hey-ew4yc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I feel like when her son was born and the midwife says: what is his name?
    And then the mum rolled her eyes and said: I don’t no urm Bob

  • @gachawesome7859
    @gachawesome7859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Guy: “Courtney enjoys playing tee ball-“
    Daz: “Courtney is dressed like a pine cone.”

  • @Yungblud_concert_vids
    @Yungblud_concert_vids ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'I don't care if a murderer is chasing me, I ain't running!'
    This sums up my life so well lmao

  • @nel.-.648
    @nel.-.648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My favourite sayings from Daz
    "Wassat"
    "Thassit"
    "What are they doing!!"

    • @azinabbasi971
      @azinabbasi971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maweq 567 you forgot “UH JESUUS” we he is scared😂

    • @nel.-.648
      @nel.-.648 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@azinabbasi971 hahahaha so true

  • @icouldntthinkofausernameso5992
    @icouldntthinkofausernameso5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    i’ve said it once and i’ll say it again: daz is the only youtuber who can make me snort when i laugh and i live by that

  • @_viya
    @_viya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I actually had the kids so we could do the pageants" she treats them like they're pets, not human beings and it's genuinely disgusting, because these pageant kids are gonna have a lot of issues later on in life

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Viya she doesn’t treat them like animals she treats them like dolls in a case and she flips when they move slightly out

    • @dankguy7924
      @dankguy7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She even said that she was upset because she gave birth to a boy
      Btw she looks like a "fucking crossont"

    • @jessyfurrh1387
      @jessyfurrh1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dankguy7924 quasannntt

  • @erynraes2342
    @erynraes2342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:41 got me😭

  • @ihavetractor4741
    @ihavetractor4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Imagine only giving birth to a human just to make money off their body and face. Disgusting

    • @shtarpzt2802
      @shtarpzt2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IHaveTractor people are dying and starving and then there is them

    • @user-gy1is
      @user-gy1is 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kris jenners been real quiet since u posted this comment 🤭

    • @1llumina
      @1llumina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr tho

    • @_gracie_3159
      @_gracie_3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mo Bi Wan Kenobi
      Oop-

    • @davemoore7796
      @davemoore7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every celeb ever

  • @DaisieBoi
    @DaisieBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    “Courtney is dressed like a pinecone”
    Dying of laughter

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “She’s Rapunzeled him” absolutely killed me

  • @brandybug2
    @brandybug2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Everytime I see a clip of this pageant my heart breaks for bob like it’s so obvious he’s neglected

  • @ameliajenkins5323
    @ameliajenkins5323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Little girl: *Makes weird noise*
    Daz: Yep.. Her dad is Chewbacca
    IM WEEZING😂😂😂😂💀

  • @ahdkhskerh
    @ahdkhskerh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    “have been asking me to go-“
    *low disk space entered the chat*

    • @alyssarice7765
      @alyssarice7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      梦蝶 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT XD

    • @poptart0695
      @poptart0695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need to change my name to low disk space

    • @spoutspout2961
      @spoutspout2961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @Skyblue-yf6wm
      @Skyblue-yf6wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that low disk space is basically haunting Daz

    • @Warren.1120
      @Warren.1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as soon as i clicked on the video, for the first time low disk space pops up, now i know how Daz feels

  • @Matt-bi7vi
    @Matt-bi7vi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Child: growls
    Daz: And her Father’s Chewbacca!
    *I’m dead* 😂🤣😂

    • @kaseyomahony6109
      @kaseyomahony6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @NatanSletnlk
      @NatanSletnlk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think its about how much hair cause most 3 year olds i see have like the average amount of hair but have you ever seen someone with so much hair it goes down to thier lower back

    • @guavathedragonyt8453
      @guavathedragonyt8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @ry1792
    @ry1792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Daz realizing he made tea but didn’t know where it was was so funny to me for some reason 😂

  • @clownman9184
    @clownman9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    “Let’s move on to our little girl division *BREATHES* “

  • @dookiebomber1837
    @dookiebomber1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    No one in eternity:
    5 year old BOY pageant: having the longest pony tail than my 18 year old sister

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does it matter if he’s a boy?

    • @tiny9797
      @tiny9797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lilj3045 it doesn't matter really it just looks TERRIBLE

    • @tylertrach7694
      @tylertrach7694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he's obviously a jedi, fools

    • @sweeperboy
      @sweeperboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tylertrach7694 Don't blame them, it's the Mind Trick.

    • @ankanzacke4571
      @ankanzacke4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyler Trach Lmaooo

  • @bellesownworld356
    @bellesownworld356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You know that lyric from Billie eilish
    "If tears drops could be bottled there'd be swimming pools filled by models"
    That reminds me of little kids pageants

  • @King_Explosion_Murder
    @King_Explosion_Murder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2:40 She pulled an Endeavor

    • @callistocryptic
      @callistocryptic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAOOO

    • @samstupid
      @samstupid 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is fucking hilarious