Pat gotta get Kev and Tony on this lol especially Tony, I feel like he’s been preparing for this his whole life with all the movie knowledge he has lol
Y'all be having the best loadouts, with the worst plans! 🤦🏾♀️ Will & Khleo automatically lose my vote off the mere fact that they tryna piggy back off Tahir 😑 I knew Tahir was gone win this before anybody even chose anything, though. & Roxxy, all you had to say was you packing hellah snacks in the bookbag... got the machete & the gas... and you're invisible, so even if ppl see your equipment floating in the air, all you have to do is slice em & keep it moving til you get to your boat & get tf onn. Why you going back & forth, Mama? 🤔🤦🏾♀️ lol
@@roxxyhaze 😂😂 Nawl, they was talkin' cash crazy bout killin you... load up that bookbag and dip on they copper 'stached, weak asf, shitty booty asses. You can get a fishing pole out of Costco & fish otw to your destination. You'll be straight enough til you get there
This was hilarious 😂 😂 If I was Tahir I would eat fruits and veggies in the Costco to counter the weakness and gain some strength orrr go to the pharmacy and take a pill. Will could get something to cure his diarrhea too! Costco got everything !
Hopefully I’m not over stepping my boundaries, but speaking as Roxxys” half boyfriend, Tahir gon have to stepping screaming at my girl or he gon have to come catch this fade lmao
Roxxy fucked up she could’ve won easily. She has invisibility.....nigga lol invisibility. You could literally set traps all over the store without being caught
pat perks nd his reasoning be so ass. His perks have nothing to do with any of the items. his best moments was the 1st ep since then its just been ridiculous
Pat gotta get Kev and Tony on this lol especially Tony, I feel like he’s been preparing for this his whole life with all the movie knowledge he has lol
"what you gone do when I slide yo ass?" Bruh roxxy aggressive as hell 😂😂😂
"You think a b'tch aint been stabbed?!!"
Tahir n Roxxy had me dead 😂😂😂
They weren’t ready for Tahir’s st. Louis CQC blades!🤣😂
Dawg, PLEASE bring Tahir back
Tahir survived the mean streets of East St. Louis this is child's play to him lol
Tahir was extra in Rambo 1st blood!!
And tahirs idea to kill someone and take their supplies is genius
Tahir is a straight OG 😂😂😂
Pat should have a special with Kev, Tahir,Angel and & Tony
Should’ve said the truck was rigged to blow 😂😂 when it startup
Its the real time widdling for me. LOL!
this a dope ass show. it reminds me of being a kid watching movies and going "that's me" with my cousins and shit
Damn i love this show! Yo this, Tahirs Wording is Hard, CTs Villany, everything all def cannabis & arcade tokens, and half woke news are my shits!!!
Starts at 1:26 youre welcome
Tahir story is really believable I’m not even going to lie poor roxxy
Wanting the meat, meat is crazy - Mal voice
Hahahahahaha JPB fans in here? @Wayne Plummer
@@Jalencrimiel YUP, WILL A NASTY BOY FOR THE SHIT BUCKETS
@@Jalencrimiel You already know
I thought Roxxy was going to make mustard gas. I would gas the place and sneak out with invisibility and a gas mask.
That’s what I was saying but I was too high 😭
yall dont know how to make mustard gas nigga lol nor do u have the materials
Roxxy has shown me weirdo everything. Lol lol 🤣🤣🤣 keep her with will and pat. = Greatness 😻😻👏👏
Tahir is hilarious 😂🤣😂
Bro tahir has me crying 😂😂😂
Bruh I was hope’n Roxxxy would be on one of these! 🙌🏿
Roxxy sharpening them stakes like she the black Buffy the Vampire Slayer lol.
Khleo looked at Tahir and wording became hard
Love you guys peek patrick face when Roxy gave the notebook lmaooo
Tahir is a beast at this game! Love it!!!
Can’t wait to see tahir and cp in the same ep
This would be epic their stories a be like no other
That hunting knife Tahir had was sweet. I want two for sure.
Need this back in 2024 fr!
Roxxy😻😻
Tahir was savage!!
Tahir mvp
Proper grip, thumb the clip, twist pull pen, sneak a peak, strike a pose frag out. That's how you throw a grenade.
Jesus Christ! You just gave me a flashback to my time in Boot Camp
@@lifewithloulou7013 lol
This is a great show
Y'all be having the best loadouts, with the worst plans! 🤦🏾♀️ Will & Khleo automatically lose my vote off the mere fact that they tryna piggy back off Tahir 😑 I knew Tahir was gone win this before anybody even chose anything, though. & Roxxy, all you had to say was you packing hellah snacks in the bookbag... got the machete & the gas... and you're invisible, so even if ppl see your equipment floating in the air, all you have to do is slice em & keep it moving til you get to your boat & get tf onn. Why you going back & forth, Mama? 🤔🤦🏾♀️ lol
To stock up the boat for my journey to the UN! 😫
@@roxxyhaze 😂😂 Nawl, they was talkin' cash crazy bout killin you... load up that bookbag and dip on they copper 'stached, weak asf, shitty booty asses. You can get a fishing pole out of Costco & fish otw to your destination. You'll be straight enough til you get there
This was hilarious 😂 😂
If I was Tahir I would eat fruits and veggies in the Costco to counter the weakness and gain some strength orrr go to the pharmacy and take a pill. Will could get something to cure his diarrhea too!
Costco got everything !
Pat looking like Snoop Dogg niece...
Hopefully I’m not over stepping my boundaries, but speaking as Roxxys” half boyfriend, Tahir gon have to stepping screaming at my girl or he gon have to come catch this fade lmao
Am I the only one who always want Cleo to take an L always it's just to funny
Hey I like pat with his hair down.... maybe it’s the scarf and glasses combo.... but I like this look.... cool 😎
This low key happened at the capital when they heard Donald didn’t get the extra 4 years 😂😂
Pat never thinks this shit ALL THE WAY THROUGH!! Cmon nigga!!
Tahir a real life villian
Is Crisis Loadout like, their invention? Like, I know the whole game master scenario thing isn’t but is this their original version of this game
A perk by its definition CANNOT BE NEGATIVE!! Second strike!! One more and I’m out!
You should call them perks and penalties for when someone get a bad one
They should do a tag team match up.😂
Roxxys master plan is too unbelievable lol she shouldn’t of gotten second place on the votes
Pat you should make this a board game I’d buy it
*and shitty Will* 😂🤣😂😂 this show is ridiculous. I absolutely love it 🤣😭
My pick is machete 1st aid and camping gear. WHAT YALL THINK?
Soon as roxxy picked crossbow 🤦🏾♂️
Not to get preachy but dis kinda a metaphor
its every Saturday at what central timing?
Big hole. The mustache wasn't a cloak it was to bring more attention to him Roxie wins
Even the minority votes that were FOR HIM?? Already a hole in the scenario!! Lol
Tahir raided a elf village for that knife
Pat stop dressing like my younger aunt
Roxxy fucked up she could’ve won easily. She has invisibility.....nigga lol invisibility. You could literally set traps all over the store without being caught
i love will nd his picks nd reasoning be on point but as soon as he go in to his story it be nonsense nd super trash
Wills a cwy babyy
pat perks nd his reasoning be so ass. His perks have nothing to do with any of the items. his best moments was the 1st ep since then its just been ridiculous
Bruh the pistol perk made it traaaash. Not realistic
First
tahirs energy is eh
Once again, removing the perks after the fact and allowing people to choose that item is unfair.
I stopped watching once khloe decided he can remove a perk. Enjoy this thumbs down