Jesse said that in episode 12 of the fifth season which aired on the first of september 2013. This video was uploaded before that. Otherwise that line would fit perfectly in the video.
Except, that scene didn't even live up to the name "Breaking Bad as a romantic comedy" at all. It didn't say "sexual" in the title. It said "romantic". Romance is 0% sexual. The thing that defines romance is the exclusion of sexual thoughts. When one is falling in love, they will be so distracted by being in love, that not even one sexual thought comes to mind. This whole idea of sexual references being "romantic" pisses me off. Some people clearly don't know what romance is.
And to think someone was actually able to cut this quirky lgbtq friendly comedy into a crazy crime-drama about drugs. Some people have too much time on their hands smdh
You got one part of that wrong. This... is not romance. Joke aside, I am actually serious. This is not a romantic comedy. It is a sexual comedy. The thing that defines romance, is when two people get so emotionally hooked onto each other, that they both forget everything about sex, because of how much they love each other. You don't want to have sex when you are in love. In a moment like that, you're completely distracted by your emotions, that becoming sexually attracted is literally impossible. Calling this video a "romantic comedy" is to give love a bad and dirty name. Love is the purest and most innocent thing in the world. It should not be ruined with sex.
you put the dinner table scene in but you missed out the best part where skylar asks if jesse if walt has told himabout his affair and jesse looks down all awkard, that part would be very fitting for this video.
Been looking for something like this ever since Walter says to Jesse in the 5th series 'Come on Jesse, you know you want it. You want it just as much as I do'. Me and my girlfriend were crying with laughter.
My sister and I were talking over dinner and we were like "wouldn't it be funny if Walt and Jesse had a baby?" Then we started making a list of scenes we could use in a trailer and going through episodes to find clips. Everything that made us laugh when we watched it went in (plus some other stuff for story purposes). So yeah basically all of the jokes in this trailer originated from that idea.
I was scrolling through the comments and saw this and thought, I should stop now too… and start my 2000 word human development essay that I have known about for over a month that's due in two days… thank you for the motivation to call it a day on youtube!
Jesse Pinkman: "Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?" Walter White: "Come on Jesse, you know you want it. You want it just as much as I do." ...If you know what I mean. ;)
Yeah for real. It makes me dissociate. Like it’s crazy that these breaking bad videos are from like 7-13 years ago it makes me feel like time flies even tho I’m not even 21 yet.
Well, it wasn't so genius to call this a "romantic comedy"... When two people fall in love with each other, an emotional miracle happens. They will be so hooked on their emotional connection, that for once, they won't sexually fantasize about each other, because they opened up their eyes for each other as actual human beings, and not sex objects. It's the concept of love. Love is a distraction from sexual attraction. This was clearly a sexual comedy, not a romantic comedy. This parody is about the opposite of love: Sex. The physical, dirty and non-emotional connection, where two people are using each other like monkeys to gain sexual satisfaction. It's the opposite of love and romantic attraction.
OH MY GOD I AM SO DONE LMFAO. The whole Walt/Jesse relationship "you're... pregnant?" "I'm so sorry," with emotional hormonal pregnancy!Jesse "You don't think, you never figured out how to think!" with them slamming against the wall in what appears to be rough, passionate angry!sex. Jesse giving birth "Why don't you just get yourself a monkey?" "I don't want a monkey; I want you." The Skyler/Jesse/Walt dinner scene. Oh my god, someone write a crack au of this please. XD
@@bonzolespaul1129 It didn't exactly turn out the way I had hoped, so in a moment of weakness, I deleted it. Watching this again, though, is really inspirational, I might try a re-write.
@@felicitys3621 I deleted it, I didn't feel happy with the result and it wasn't as funny as I would have liked it to be. But watching this vid again made me kinda want to try again. Might make it bigger and better this time. And if I do, I will definitely drop the link.
But there is NO love in sex. This was clearly a sexual comedy, and not a romantic comedy. When two people fall in love, they will be so hooked on their emotional connection, that even the slightest thought about sex won't happen in their heads. There is NO love between two people who have sex. They are horny. Simple as that. Learn the difference.
The funniest part is that if you've never seen, or heard of Breaking Bad (which is near impossible with the reputation and wide-spread praise it's earned) then this trailer is actually incredibly believable. Even the pregnant part for Christ sake, it seemed exactly like the presentation of an actual romantic-comedy preview. So hilarious, great work.
I can't believe you didn't use the line where Jesse says "Mr. White's gay for me!"
me too
Jesse said that in episode 12 of the fifth season which aired on the first of september 2013. This video was uploaded before that. Otherwise that line would fit perfectly in the video.
that's the best part
The Trolldier when was this? For some reason I don't remember this being said
Because he made this in August 2013. That's before that episode came out.
'You're…pregnant?'
I DIED
Maddie Williams 1000 like
ME TOO
😂😂😂 How does a man get pregnant? 😂😂😂
Ever seen Junior movie with Arnold?
But did you die?
Walt: "Whats my name?"
Jessie: (moaning)"Heisenberg"
That part had me dead
I jacked off to it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Better Hire Mike god damn it mike
Walter:
I was... curious!
Except, that scene didn't even live up to the name "Breaking Bad as a romantic comedy" at all. It didn't say "sexual" in the title. It said "romantic". Romance is 0% sexual. The thing that defines romance is the exclusion of sexual thoughts. When one is falling in love, they will be so distracted by being in love, that not even one sexual thought comes to mind. This whole idea of sexual references being "romantic" pisses me off. Some people clearly don't know what romance is.
everyone just dont hit the like or dislike button... DONT EVEN TRY TO THINK TO UNLIKE IT!
Brokeback Bad.
u mean BReaking BAck. lol.
Breakbad Mountain
Breakbad Mountain?
mark1800
O, I have been beaten.
SSJwalker Or Breaking Ass.
"I don't want a monkey, I want you" must be one of the most romantic lines of all time.
"i was... curious"
xd
I loved that😂
wow that got gay real fast
sonictrasher yes, at 40 seconds to be exact
LMAOOOO FR
😂😂😂
Really gay, I tell ya whut.
That make the whole quote mr white is gay for me way more hilarious😆
I died at the car part
Had me absolutely cackling
But did you die?
HEISENBERG.
i died too help
Put your d away walter
"You're...pregnant?"
"I'm so sorry, Mr. White!"
And to think someone was actually able to cut this quirky lgbtq friendly comedy into a crazy crime-drama about drugs. Some people have too much time on their hands smdh
The age difference tho
@@jamesleodelacruz
"Say my name."
"You're Jesse Pinkman, Mr. White!"
@@jamesleodelacruz Typical for the LGBTQ Community 🤣😂
@@jamesleodelacruz Typical for the LGBTQ Community 🤣😂
This is a romantic comedy I'd actually want to watch.
You got one part of that wrong. This... is not romance. Joke aside, I am actually serious. This is not a romantic comedy. It is a sexual comedy. The thing that defines romance, is when two people get so emotionally hooked onto each other, that they both forget everything about sex, because of how much they love each other. You don't want to have sex when you are in love. In a moment like that, you're completely distracted by your emotions, that becoming sexually attracted is literally impossible. Calling this video a "romantic comedy" is to give love a bad and dirty name. Love is the purest and most innocent thing in the world. It should not be ruined with sex.
Wrong
@@FanTazTiCxD take a biology class bro
your profile picture matches your comment perfectly
@@FanTazTiCxD I know this comment is 5 years old but you really weren't getting any were you?
Still a better love story than Twillight
STOP USING THAT TIRED PLAYED OUT JOKE. IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY THE FIRST TIME, BITCH.
horsecraziegal it's still funny. sorry.
horsecraziegal SHUT UP IT IS FUNNY
kamari johnson maybe to the simple minded.
no its fucking shit
Jesse, we have to f***.
LOL... the whole awkward dinner scene was still awkward... but for a completely different reason...
Yo Mr White did you tell her about our affair too?
If only this was uploaded a month later you could have added "Mr. White's gay for me!".
you put the dinner table scene in but you missed out the best part where skylar asks if jesse if walt has told himabout his affair and jesse looks down all awkard, that part would be very fitting for this video.
ohh yeaaaaa that would've been nice. how's hell, by the way?
ding ding
How is Belaiz, have you met Mike there?
Say hi to fring for me
*ding dinging intensifies* Btw why didnt you look at him ? Also did Don Eladio ever catch you for pissing in his pool.
Been looking for something like this ever since Walter says to Jesse in the 5th series 'Come on Jesse, you know you want it. You want it just as much as I do'.
Me and my girlfriend were crying with laughter.
Absolutely 😭
That and the line "Who is Jesse Pinkman to you?" by Skyler in S 1
My sister and I were talking over dinner and we were like "wouldn't it be funny if Walt and Jesse had a baby?" Then we started making a list of scenes we could use in a trailer and going through episodes to find clips. Everything that made us laugh when we watched it went in (plus some other stuff for story purposes). So yeah basically all of the jokes in this trailer originated from that idea.
Btw if you look on aaron pauls AMA, he said he saw this and he thinks it awesoem, apparently the show was supposed to go in "this direction"
The moment I heard the sexy music play I lost it
Same was not expecting that
I died when it got to the part where he said "I was... curious" and in the background you heard "ahahahaaaaawwww baby"
But did you die?
This is what's really cooking in Albuquerque.
True. Come on down.
even as a romantic comedy breaking bad looks good
I thought his romance was going to be Skylar...silly me
This is so embarrassing
LMAO
Who's the bitch now, bitch?
br
1:11 Say my Name? BI
I read it in his voice
'say my name.. ''
'HeisenBERG' hahaha
I can't believe I just now found this. This is fucking hilarious.
I like business...transactions.
boredom
Fr
Looks like Walter Isn't taking half-measures anymore
This is amazing! Literally just finished watching Breaking Bad haha
You're... pregnant? LOST MY SHIT.
I knew that those two had chemistry together!
I literally Lol'ed at the "Say my name" line.
Thank you.
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS... up men apparently"
Yep, that's enough internet for today. Time to finish that English essay (due first thing tomorrow morning) that I've known about for almost a month..
I was scrolling through the comments and saw this and thought, I should stop now too… and start my 2000 word human development essay that I have known about for over a month that's due in two days… thank you for the motivation to call it a day on youtube!
So how'd the essay go?
94/100 :D
merit… turns out the procrastination worked well
Watch TED procrastinating
When Tuco said "You will have a new family" he wasn't lying to Walt.
Can we get Aaron and Bryan to react to this
This is almost as genius as the show itself.
“Jessie, we need to f**k!”
'Mr. White's gay for me, everyone knows that'
say my name
I CAN'T UNHEAR THAT
Jesse Pinkman: "Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?"
Walter White: "Come on Jesse, you know you want it. You want it just as much as I do."
...If you know what I mean. ;)
Then do it yourself
Yep... No more internet for today
That's it. That's the show.
Jesse: "why are you here?"
Walt: "I was curious!"
haha :D
"I am the one who tops"
TRANSMASC JESSIE CONFIRMED🥺🥺💕
I'll never see Breaking Bad the same again now..
I lost it when the music cues at 0:40
looking at comments from 9 years ago is crazy
yeah I just found this video. lol
Yeah for real. It makes me dissociate. Like it’s crazy that these breaking bad videos are from like 7-13 years ago it makes me feel like time flies even tho I’m not even 21 yet.
The one who made this is a GENIUS!
Well, it wasn't so genius to call this a "romantic comedy"... When two people fall in love with each other, an emotional miracle happens. They will be so hooked on their emotional connection, that for once, they won't sexually fantasize about each other, because they opened up their eyes for each other as actual human beings, and not sex objects. It's the concept of love. Love is a distraction from sexual attraction. This was clearly a sexual comedy, not a romantic comedy. This parody is about the opposite of love: Sex. The physical, dirty and non-emotional connection, where two people are using each other like monkeys to gain sexual satisfaction. It's the opposite of love and romantic attraction.
I didn't think they were gonna go there but holy shit that's one of the best BB edits I've seen
The music in this is actually great!
Yeezy Smalls excuse me whats the song at 1:43
Erik Per Some Nights - Fun
How the f did someone make this 9 years ago. This is amazing.
Walt pursuing Jesse like a moose in heat from 0:52 on cracked me up so hard! Fantasticly funny vid, thank you!
Walter When he sees Jane flirting to Jesse:
"Stay out of my territory."
I would have believed it up to the pregnancy
I’m gonna be honest, I would actually pay 10 dollars to see this in the theater 😂
I would just look up the juicy scenes afterward if this was real
Aaron has definitely seen it. A fan on showed it to him during a Q&A on Reddit. He said, "Oh my God, that was awesome!"
From the writers of Brokeback Mountain LMAO x'D
from "Breaking Bad" to "Breaking Back"
"Why're you here?"
"I was...curious."
Lmao genius
The only logical play of events if you stumble upon Jessie half naked tbh
Agreed but goddamn your profile pic scary
@@JacobDaDJ scary how? 🤔
Broke Bad mountain
I'd ship jesse and walter #JesseWhiteman
th-cam.com/video/66kIF-iO5oQ/w-d-xo.html
What is this? I don't even
Dude Tuco, must be embarassing for you to be taken out by these guys..right?
How’s hell by the way?
I though you were tight. Tight ! TIGHT ! With Hector. Why'd you leave him there ?
I want the cast and producers to react to this
Wasn't this the true meaning of the show all along anyway?
Break-Bad Mountain
If Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were to see this, they would laugh their asses off. XD
OH MY GOD I AM SO DONE LMFAO.
The whole Walt/Jesse relationship
"you're... pregnant?"
"I'm so sorry," with emotional hormonal pregnancy!Jesse
"You don't think, you never figured out how to think!" with them slamming against the wall in what appears to be rough, passionate angry!sex.
Jesse giving birth
"Why don't you just get yourself a monkey?" "I don't want a monkey; I want you."
The Skyler/Jesse/Walt dinner scene.
Oh my god, someone write a crack au of this please. XD
that escalated quickly....
i cant breath hahahahaha
not a lot of youtube videos make me laugh like a madman .... but this was just too funny xD
best thing ever xD im crying
I need to see a video of Bryan and Aaron reacting to this 😂😂
LOVED IT!!!! LOL:ed for 2 minutes straight after watching this. Now, off to write this as a fan fic! Thanks for making my whole day so much brighter!
Remlundskan if you write it,can you tell me the name?
drop the link
@@bonzolespaul1129 It didn't exactly turn out the way I had hoped, so in a moment of weakness, I deleted it. Watching this again, though, is really inspirational, I might try a re-write.
@@felicitys3621 I deleted it, I didn't feel happy with the result and it wasn't as funny as I would have liked it to be. But watching this vid again made me kinda want to try again. Might make it bigger and better this time. And if I do, I will definitely drop the link.
say. my. name.
this 2 had the biggest bromance love/hate relationship in all history, as much as i like breaking bad, amazing vid XD i liked it
When “Some Nights” came on, I lost it.
When "Some Nights" came on, I found it.
You're... Pregnant?
SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP
Damn, theres real *chemistry* between jesse and walt
I lost it when I saw the Aztek rocking and the "Say my name" scene. Hilarious!
Well this went in a completely different direction that I imagined.
I need a shot of oxygen stat 😭
@1:39 i lost my shit.
Hey Hey HEY I DIDN'T DO THAT!
No sh*t sherlock...
Bullshit, Mr White, you know what we did! That's the real reason you sold the Aztek for fifty bucks!
2:10 GOT YOU CHOW! MADAFAKA!
"i was curious." *shows the car rocking* i lost it XD
All that's missing is "I'm Walking on Sunshine."
good one! I can totally see and hear this is my head.. Walter and Jesse walking through the HOT desert while the song plays! LMAO
OMFG Jesse and Walter this is gold!
I wish he included when Jesse said "mr white's gay for me" but this was released before that episode came out lol
walter white after watching : " Todd i may have another job for your uncle "
You must admit they have chemistryy
You're.... pregnant? xD omfg
Walter white somehow invented a formula to convert crystal meth into a tv series that is more addicting then the original product
Well that escalated quickly.
Breaking love.Coming soon
Loving Bad
haha :D
But there is NO love in sex. This was clearly a sexual comedy, and not a romantic comedy. When two people fall in love, they will be so hooked on their emotional connection, that even the slightest thought about sex won't happen in their heads. There is NO love between two people who have sex. They are horny. Simple as that. Learn the difference.
This beats my fan fiction.
The funniest part is that if you've never seen, or heard of Breaking Bad (which is near impossible with the reputation and wide-spread praise it's earned) then this trailer is actually incredibly believable. Even the pregnant part for Christ sake, it seemed exactly like the presentation of an actual romantic-comedy preview.
So hilarious, great work.
this is best thing on the internet. i died in a pool of tears.
This is simply perfect. Five big stars.